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Another conversation in Twitter DM between:
@larrisart
Painting. Hockey. Stony more than Stucky. Trash Black Widow and I will end you.
@omgcheckplease
Baker, former figure skater, and the shortest member of the Samwell hockey team!
@larrisart
You know what is boring?
Watching hockey players skate when you’re not being paid to do it, that’s what
@omgcheckplease
Told you it’s past time you learned how to skate, Lardo
@larrisart
No no nooooooooo
Human beings are not meant to fling themselves about on the ice while wearing sharp bits of metal
You are all crazy people
Don’t tell Shitty I said “crazy people”
He’s trying to eliminate ableist slurs from his vocabulary
@omgcheckplease
Did Jack get Shitty on skates?
@larrisart
Are you kidding?
Dude might pretend he doesn’t care but he’s just as star-struck as the rest of ‘em
He couldn’t stop talking on the drive down about skating with the Falconers
Also, you should know
Because you will want to be prepared
Your boyfriend is THE CUTEST THING EVER with kids
@omgcheckplease
...@_@
HOW CAN YOU SAY THESE THINGS WHEN I AM STUCK IN GEORGIA
@larrisart
I’m telling you: It’s important to be prepared
You might want to watch, like, several hours of videos of baby red pandas to steel yourself
Or baby sloths taking a bath
Or kittens tumbling with … puppy otters
LITERALLY ANYTHING to desensitize yourself to cute
Or you will lose your fillings
@omgcheckplease
WORTH IT
@larrisart
Dude. I’m screencapping this conversation so when your dental bills arrive you can’t say I didn’t warn you.
@omgcheckplease
I am so jealous right now it’s not even funny
@larrisart
Sorry Bits :-/
It’s gotta blow to be stuck down there right when you two FINALLY sorted your shit
@omgcheckplease
It does
It really does
OMG :-(
So what are you gonna do the rest of the day?
@larrisart
Go back to Jack’s place
Shitty wants to go visit H.P. Lovecraft’s grave - I guess he’s buried somewhere nearby?
And some Civil War guy too
Jack found his name while we were looking for Lovecraft and got all excited
Anyway: GRAVES. WHOO HOO.
And then I’m making them watch the first episode of Sense8 because DUDE.
Have you SEEN IT YET?
@omgcheckplease
Sense8?
@larrisart
Ooooh. Dude. It is KICK ASS.
You should totally watch it with us
We’ll Skype you in or something
@omgcheckplease
I can’t :-(
Camp
I’ll be at work until at least nine
@larrisart
Damn. Okay well
You have Netflix, right?
You should watch it tonight
And then we can talk about it over breakfast!
It’ll be like post-game waffles at the Haus
Only for movies
@omgcheckplease
I have Netflix
*Googling*
How have I not heard about this yet???
@larrisart
Georgia?
@omgcheckplease
God. Probably
@larrisart
Okay gotta go - Jack and Shitty are here
Shitty says “What motherfucking lies are you telling about me on the Internet”
Jack says “Tell Bitty hi” … so “hi” from Jack
What time should we call you in the morning??
@omgcheckplease
Um… what time will y’all be up?
@larrisart
I’ll check with Jack and let you know
@omgcheckplease
Oh! I told him you’d help with the air mattresses
The directions were confusing
@larrisart
On it.
@omgcheckplease
Remind Shitty of the rules. Shirt. Pants. Underwear. One foot on the floor.
@larrisart
Got your back, bro.