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A conversation in Twitter DM between:
@larrisart
Painting. Hockey. Stony more than Stucky. Trash Black Widow and I will end you.
@omgcheckplease
Baker, former figure skater, and the shortest member of the Samwell hockey team!
@larrisart
Bits! Mom says thanks for the recipe
Turns out my relatives inhale food EVEN FASTER than hockey players o_O
Kid sister all graduated now
@omgcheckplease
<3_<3
So glad she liked it!!
It’s one of my favorites
Tell her I tried it with a hint of cardamom last week -- AMAZING
Hey Lardo?
@larrisart
?
@omgcheckplease
Jack says you and Shitty are visiting?
@larrisart
You’ve talked to Jack?
Yeah! We’re crashing at his place next Saturday
Think he even has a couch yet?
@omgcheckplease
*blush*
Uh … yeah
We’ve been talking … a lot
He has a couch
I told him he needs to buy an inflatable mattress and some sheets though
@larrisart
Dude
Back up to the part where you told me:
“We’ve been talking … a lot”
Bro, you’ve been SILENT on the team chat
So what’s the deal
@omgcheckplease
*blush*
@larrisart
Shitty and I have been worried
DUDE
YOU DID NOT
@omgcheckplease
So … um.
@larrisart
OH MY GOD YOU DID
@omgcheckplease
WE DID :-D
@larrisart
Oh thank fuck
We thought it was never going to end, dude
Holy shit
So what … you and Zimmermann are an item now?
@omgcheckplease
Wait … we?
I mean, yes. Jack and I. We’re together
And I told my parents! And no one died!
Actually: there’s a story I have to tell you but I gotta go in a minute or I’ll be late for work
(camp starts today)
@larrisart
“We” = EVERYONE ELSE IN THE HAUS BRO
I think Ransom and Holster have some sort of complicated bet between them over how long it would take you two to get beyond MASSIVE FLIRTING
Winner gets some sort of sexual favor
(I did not ask. No deets. Did not want deets.)
(\o/ Hooray for telling your parents, Bits! Congratulations!)
@omgcheckplease
I’m just going to die when the rest of the team finds out aren’t I?
I AM GOING TO DIE FROM CHIRPING
Jack is going to owe me
(Maybe I’ll ask Ransom and Holster what favors I should extract from him)
(Wait. Ransom and Holster are together???)
(Since when???)
@larrisart
Fuck. I can hear my boss’s meeting ending
Can I tell Shitty?
@omgcheckplease
Okay. I gotta go anyway
Jack’s telling Shitty right now.
@larrisart
Haha. Nevermind. Shits just texted me.
:-D
So happy for you dude.
*virtual hugs*
@omgcheckplease
*virtual hugs*