"There really ought to be a school slut," he told the new kid, whose name was John. "All the movies and TV shows specifically promise a school slut." (podfic of Resonant's story)
From Resonant's notes: "Someone, some months ago, wrote a LiveJournal post that speculated that Rodney in his teens was probably handsome-verging-on-beautiful (to judge from David Hewlett's early acting roles), and that John, on the other hand, might very well have been short and skinny and funny-looking. It seemed as plausible as any other idea about John and Rodney as teens, and a little more surprising than most, so I ran with it. I wish I could remember who wrote the post so I could give proper credit.
You can of course read the story any way you like, but in my head it's a prologue to John and Rodney as we see them in canon."
Finally almost there with my 'post all the old podfics to AO3' project.