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Nick held the door open as Judy peeked inside, making a sweep of the area. Sitting behind a counter, bored looking wolf looked up from a magazine. Lingerie and that sort were to the east wing of the building and the- the marital aides were on the west. Judy inched back to make her tactical retreat before-
“Carrots, get inside. I’m getting frostbite out here.” Nick hissed
“Nick, we should go. What if someone sees us?” Judy said in a hushed tone.
“Valued Customer, could you close the damn door? You’re letting out the heat.” The wolf shouted from the counter.
“Yeah, no problem.” Nick shouted as he nudged Judy inside with his foot, closing the door behind him. He turned back to Judy and returned her hushed tone. “Judy, you said that you would do this with me.”
“It was a coupon book. You were supposed to use it for an amusement park or a water park or something.” Judy whined as her shoulders slumped, feeling like gravity was actually pressing her into the cheap, flea-ridden carpet.
“This is pretty amusing to me, Carrots. Should I get a refund?” Nick smirked, rubbing his paws together for warmth. To Judy, it looked self-congratulatory.
“No, I’m more afraid of what you would do with it if I gave you another shot at it. Ugh, this place looks seedy.” Judy said as she took another look around the dimly lit store, grimacing at every new affront to her eyes.
“I was fine going to the local one two blocks away, very nice, or so I’ve heard. You’re the one who wanted to go as far from th precinct-“ Nick was cut off as he began to shrug.
“It was a fair precaution. I can’t risk my- our careers over a dare.” Judy huffed as she crossed her arms. Nick thought she looked cute when angry, especially deck out head to toe in winter clothing.
“They already give us handcuffs, Fluff. I don’t see any harm in some healthy curiosity.” Nick finished his long awaited shrug, he put a lot of effort into his aloofness that was not always appreciated.
“Let’s just go.” Judy groaned, placing her head into Nick’s chest. Her puffball hat pressed against his jacket.
“Nothing doing, Cottontail.” Nick patted Judy’s head, as if this were a shared trial., rather than a partially orchestrated tease. “We agreed: you have to find something you like and then we’re buying it, taking it home and-“
“Sorry, to interrupt, but you can’t stand at the entrance either. Do you need help looking for something?” The wolf was standing before them, a small strained smile on her lips. It looked positively razor-sharp.
“No, no, just looking around.” Judy managed to utter as she spun around to meet the wolf’s eyes.
“Well, if you don’t know what you want, I can always give you some ideas. No?” The wolf said, her nametag offering ‘Avo’ as her name. Avo was a feminine name, right?
“I-I guess, Nick?” Judy looked to Nick for assurance.
“Sure, why not?” Nick said, on his muzzle, a smile that looked almost as dangerous.
“I’ll show you the bargain bin first, I guess.” The wolf said as she motioned them towards a white wire basket full of packages with orange sticks all over. “Here’s your basic egg vibe, set it and don’t forget it. Ha!” She laughed at her own joke, Nick merely chuckled as Judy froze at the thought of putting a tiny plastic up her- “Blindfold! Do I need to explain how this works? Ball gag. It even squeaks!
“I-I don’t think I want to do this, Nick. Can’t we-“ Judy said, looking up to Nick.
“Oooo, this might be what you want, girlie!” Avo said, palming something behind her back. “A Strap-on.” She said as she whipped out a small harness and dildo.
“I don’t think we-“ Nick began.
“What’s that for!?” Judy interceded, noticing Nick’s discomfort. She wanted to press her slight advantage.
“Oh, honey… Come here.” Avo said as she wound around the rabbit and began to whisper into her ears.
After a moment or two of whispering and giggling and side-eyed looks at Nick who wore an inscrutable look on his face. Then Avo stood away from the rabbit. Judy gave a show of thought before turning back to Avo.
“Do you take card?” Judy smirked as she looked to Nick, who may have been stifling a smile of his own.