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ChillingGriffin: Why in the name of Van Gogh’s right ear did you guys let me get an ART DEGREE
SexyLexy: I mean you were weeks away from graduating when we started dating, I couldn't find an appropriate time to tell my extremely new girlfriend to change her degree, sorry guess that's on me :L
ChillingGriffin: No babe as always you are the only constant, pure thing in my life
ChillingGriffin: it's the OTHER evil constants in my life who I’m asking
ChillingGriffin: Raven and Bellamy, my supposed childhood best friends, the ‘smart ones’ the ‘teachers’ and the ‘future engineers’
ChillingGriffin: where are you guys I’m having a Crisis™ and you've left me for dead
ThatsSoRaven: griffin u are so not chillin
ThatsSoRaven: BINCH what do you mean ‘history teacher’ ‘future engineer’ we ARE those things go graffiti a wall or something get the anger out
ThatsSoRaven: be Banksy he's a passive aggressive dick
SexyLexy: omg did u guys hear about the guy in England he spray painted dicks on potholes so the government was forced to fix them
ChillingGriffin: amazing the hero we never knew we needed
SexyLexy: they called him Wanksy
ThatsSoRaven: clarke is wanksy
SexyLexy: dam… i mean have u ever seen Clarke and Wanksy in the same room?? Suspicious….
ChillingGriffin: I hear wanksy is shredded… I hear wanksy has an eight pack
BellULater: oh my god
BellULater: I was subbing for the english teacher whose away on a field trip right
BellULater: n i was like to the kids okay do whatever the fuck u want just chill do homework live ur lives
ChillingGriffin: tbh tho i dont wanna hear the rest of this story bc if you had a free class then u have no excuse to not text us back
ThatsSoRaven: you missed clarke confessing that she was an english graffiti artist who rebels against the government by spray painting dicks
BellULater: so this kid decides to put his head on the desk and go to sleep #me
BellULater: and his friends decide to superglue his shoes to the ground bc when u leave teenage boys alone somethings getting superglued, so when the bell rings the kid is startled awake tries to stand up and then discovers he is FUCKING GLUED TO THE GROUND WITH NO HOPE OF MOVING
ChillingGriffin: LMAO MEEEE
ThatsSoRaven: amazing!!!! 10/10
SexyLexy: your school is so wild like I couldn’t imagine pulling that shit back in military school
ThatsSoRaven: two key words there lex ‘military school’
BellULater: but his little face the entire class was laughing while he was just STUCK there in a half standing position n he just turned to me really sadly and said ‘bellamy?’ in this wavering tone n ofc I caught the whole thing and didn’t know whether to laugh or hug him
BellULater: janitor had to scrape the shoes off the floor with a knife the kid was 20 mins late to class I wrote the teacher a note explaining what happened
ThatsSoRaven: what it say?? ‘lmao this fucking kid got punked and had his nikes glued to the ground by his fuck boi friends u shoulda seen it check my snapchat story I caught the whole fucking thing on video’
BellULater: ……. i mean ur not wrong
BellULater: pity I didn’t video it we coulda played it at his graduation :(
ThatsSoRaven: omg im stealing the superglue idea and doing it to that dickhead in my engineering class
ChillingGriffin: u say theyre all dickheads babe be a bit more specific
ThatsSoRaven: kyle fucking wick the racist MENISIST
BellULater: tbh im still not over the shock of us finding his twitter
BellULater: like one minute we were all teasing you about hooking up with him ((which I mean…yikes.. but u didn’t know he was trash its not ur fault)) and deciding to look him up and then the next minute we’re all staring at the screen
ThatsSoRaven: iknow…. It was such a slap in the face
ThatsSoRaven: and such a slap in the puthy too, first Finn, then Wick… why do I always hook up with evil
SexyLexy: okay but u hooked up with bellamy like u two are tru kings and queen
ThatsSoRaven: but I mean I actually considered dating wick whereas bell is just friends with benefits
BellULater: is that all I am to u?? ur whore??? Someone convenient to use while you go off and find the love of your life while im stuck at home waiting for your call???
BellULater: jk ur young n beautiful you should be living life and sleeping with every hot guy n gal thatpasses you fuck dating!!!!
ChillingGriffin: the superglue story cleansed my soul tbh
SexyLexy: u know the way we say every time monty laughs an angel gets his wings?? Every time clarke feels stressed a teenage boy gets his shoes superglued to the ground
BellULater: job search not going well babe??
ChillingGriffin: no one wants to hire a person with an art degree?? Tbh who wouldve thought???
ThatsSoRaven: I know!! all our lives we were told if you study art you are guaranteed a job idk what changed… puzzling
ChillingGriffin: no offence but y u r evil
ThatsSoRaven: had to sell my soul to the devil to get looks this good xxx
ThatsSoRaven: okay im soz im in my last year of college and I am Full Of Fear
ThatsSoRaven: hey Bell remember in high school me n clarke tied your shoes together when u were sitting down at lunch and fox the girl u were crushing on couldn’t find a seat so you jumped up like a tru gentleman and YELLED ‘fox im done u can have my seat!!’ even tho u werent done eating, and when she came over to sit down you started walking to her and TRIPPED AND U BODY SLAMMED HER TO THE GROUND AND HER TRAY WENT FUCKING FLYING ACROSS THE CAFETERIA SPAGHETTI ALL UP IN THE AIR
BellULater: did that happen?? :) tbh I can't remember :)
ChillingGriffin: WE remember I doubt Fox remembers since you knocked her out
BellULater: I didn’t come here to be disrespected???
SexyLexy: STOP IM SCREAMING
SexyLexy: like I can just imagine baby Bellamy calling Fox over and Raven and Clarke giggling wearing devil horns and then in slow motion you crash into her and the spaghetti flies through the air while Ave Maria plays
BellULater: lexa it was awful tbh it still haunts me
BellULater: I cant look at spaghetti without having flashbacks
BellULater: im sweatin
ChillingGriffin: his palms are sweaty knees weak arms are heavy
ChillingGriffin: theres vomit on his sweater already
ChillingGriffin: moms spaghetti
ThatsSoRaven: I wonder where fox is now
BellULater: the one that got away :(
SexyLexy: I wonder where katy perry is now
ThatsSoRaven: hell where she belongs
BellULater: prob busy planning what other cultures she can appropriate so she can be Quirky
SexyLexy: omg drag me but teenage dreams is such a tune
SexyLexy: reminds me of clarke xx it was the song playing on the radio when I picked her up for our first date xx
ChillingGriffin: don’t you hate it when your nipples fly out of your bra
BellULater: ano ffs that happens to me all the time I need a better bra
ThatsSoRaven: tbh lexa ur lucky if katy perry was playing when someone picked me up for the first date id prob turn the car around myself and drive home
ThatsSoRaven: after ripping the radio out of course xx
BellULater: someone stole my car radio and now I just sit in silence
ChillingGriffin: … anyways
ThatsSoRaven: lmao remember when we had to convince clarke not get a twenty one pilots tattoo
ChillingGriffin: ur all fake?? We all liked them once upon a time
BellULater: vessel >>>> over blurryface
ChillingGriffin: End This
ChillingGriffin: tgif gang whats the plan for tonight??
ThatsSoRaven: the same thing we do ever Friday night pinkie… pregame in Bellamys living room, get high and listen to the smiths while talking about world events and mature conversations like what would our role be in a post apocalyptic world and them after 3 hours of getting Turnt we all stumble to the dropship bar where shenanigans ensue and someone ends up on the roof
SexyLexy: Im still annoyed u all laughed at me when I said id be a leader of a whole warrior army in a post apocalyptic world fuck a fake friends where ur real friends at
ChillingGriffin: youre too diplomatic to be a leader idk I think thered be a lot of compromises if you were in charge
BellULater: I think thered be a lot of compromises if lexa was in charge of the bedroom ;;;;)
BellULater: bc we all know lexas is the most bottoms of bottoms
ThatsSoRaven: BELLAMY MY BOY IM SCREAMING
ThatsSoRaven: HE DID THAT HE DID THAT
SexyLexy has removed BellULater from the group: ‘We Dem Boyz’
ThatsSoRaven: what the fuck how dare you treat my husband like this?????
ThatsSoRaven has added BellULater to the group: ‘We Dem Boyz’
BellULater: I will fight ur lil gay ass Woods don’t fuckin test me u may be ripped but youre exactly 3 feet tall
ChillingGriffin: um?????? Me lexa and raven are ALL 5’5 we could take you down u big fucking tree
BellULater: is that a man in a trenchcoat or just clarke lexa and raven sitting on each others shoulders trying to sneak into an r rated movie
ThatsSoRaven: who would win in a fight bellamy armed with the superglued shoes or us in a trench coat
SexyLexy: bellamy could run at us with his head down like a bull and we would topple right over I don’t think we'd be very stable :(
ChillingGriffin: that’s such a mental image im laffin
ChillingGriffin: Bellamy The Bull
ChillingGriffin: but srs tho plans for tonight?? Bellamys then drop ship??
BellULater: ACTUALLY ya boy has a date for the evening!!! You can still go to my place and pre game with miller obvs n Ill prob swing by the dropship around midnight and join you xox
ThatsSoRaven: a date???? Before marriage??
ChillingGriffin: whats their name??
BellULater: her name is gina…
SexyLexy: where does she work??
BellULater: she helped me locate a book about the roman empire
ThatsSoRaven: do we have any mutual friends with her??
BellULater: END THIS
BellULater: why do you guys always facebook stalk everyone I ever meet
ThatsSoRaven: bc youre weirdly popular and have more friends with us and we are all ridiculously co-dependent we have to know everything about each other lives
BellULater: ye I know??? When I started working at the highschool you knew ever single teacher who worked there before i did!! Weirdos!!
ChillingGriffin: hey you Facebook stalked lexa when we went on our first date
BellULater: that’s because you had serious heart eyes for her and at the time she was considered our Enemy I was just looking out for my girl
SexyLexy: aw heart eyes clarke??
ChillingGriffin: I said I love you after our third date u know I had heart eyes binch
SexyLexy: I know but I love knowing you liked me as much as I liked you
ChillingGriffin: from the moment I laid eyes on you I was head over heels
ThatsSoRaven: this is cute… but also so fucking gay?? Stop it
ThatsSoRaven: whats gina like?? She cute??
BellULater: very cute you would like her I think
SexyLexy: do she got the booty
BellULater: LEXA OH MY FUCKING GOD
ThatsSoRaven: I hate you??? I hate you more than murphy and finn and wick put together??
BellULater: I don’t understand why you use memes from fucking 2012!!!!!! Why?????
BellULater: like you don’t even mean to do it you are literally incapable of using a meme from this month??
ThatsSoRaven: its disgusting??
BellULater: it's disgraceful??
ThatsSoRaven: in this day and age of meme culture??
SexyLexy: I don’t understand meme culture!!!!!
SexyLexy: back in my day we had things called ‘inside jokes’ which always stayed alive and never had a time limit
BellULater: ‘back in my day’ I swear to god I think youre actually an 100 year old woman reincarnated as a 21 one year old girl who doesn’t understand the young uns of the day
ThatsSoRaven: it would explain why youre so bad with technology
BellULater: ur insta be popping tho I cant believe ur insta famous and clarke is vine famous what sort of couple GOALS
ThatsSoRaven: kim and kanye who??
ChillingGriffin: we both have a couple 100 thousands followers we’re not famous
ThatsSoRaven: ‘couple 100 thousand followers’ oh yeah same who doesn’t lmao
ChillingGriffin: back to dragging lexa about memes tho…
SexyLexy: klorke why
ChillingGriffin: it's embarrassing??
ThatsSoRaven: hold the fuck up!!!!!
BellULater: clarke is that you???
ThatsSoRaven: what happened to the Lexa Outdated Meme Defence Squad???
BellULater: of which there was only one member, you, bc everyone is sick of lexas shit??
ChillingGriffin: yes well….
ChillingGriffin: she started singing what does the fox say yesterday…
BellULater: I Am Disgusted
ThatsSoRaven: DHDFJR I HONESLTY CANNOT PICTURE THIS???!!!
BellULater: is that song a meme tho
BellULater: actually its outdated as fuck I’ll let it pass
SexyLexy: thank u judge blake
ChillingGriffin: she started singing it while she was going down on me
SexyLexy: they don’t call me sexy lexy for nuthin I know what a woman wants
ThatsSoRaven: OH MY GOD
ThatsSoRaven: I AM SCREAMING!!!!!!!
BellULater: IM IN CLASS THEYRE DOING A TEST AND I HAD TO PRETEND TO HAVE A COUGHING FIT TO COVER THE SCREAMS
ThatsSoRaven: omg details like did she sing the words ‘what does the fox say’ and then start doing the fucking demonic yapping into ya puthy??
BellULater: delete this tbh????
ChillingGriffin: yes I was STARTLED
SexyLexy: it was in my head!! I just started singing
ChillingGriffin: ……. U had me lying in bed naked as the day I was born, about to eat me like a buffet dinner…. And the fucking fox song was in ur head???
BellULater: ur lucky u don’t have a dick that’s a boner killer right there my man
ThatsSoRaven: really??? Hmmm better test it out next time we hook up
ThatsSoRaven: next time ur getting a blow job ur getting a reyes remix of gangnam style
ThatsSoRaven: use ya dick like a microphone
SexyLexy: ur so talented
SexyLexy: when does ur mixtape drop??
SexyLexy: come to brazil
ChillingGriffin: no but bellamy I dried up like the savannah desert
SexyLexy: u liar it was like the titanic had just been hit by an iceberg and we were the only two without a life boat it was wet™
ThatsSoRaven: and cold??
BellULater: people died lexa
ChillingGriffin: rip jack and rose
ThatsSoRaven: they couldve both fit on that fucking board of wood??
SexyLexy: we are NOT having this debate again
ChillingGriffin: it hurts too much
BellULater: are these kids in my class kidding they know I can clearly see them cheating?? Amateurs
ThatsSoRaven: we were the kings and queens of cheating back in the day
ChillingGriffin: remember during my biology test I had the textbook beside me the entire time and I still failed?? How??
ThatsSoRaven: I still cant believe Dr Singh CAUGHT you cheating and didn’t do anything
SexyLexy: maybe that’s why u failed
ChillingGriffin: ur honestly not wrong babe
BellULater: g2g a kid just straight up fainted off her chair onto the ground ttyl xoxxooxox
ThatsSoRaven: omg hope shes okay xx I gotta blast too guys ive an exam I sadly cant cheat on
SexyLexy: good luck both of u xox
BellULater and ThatsSoRaven have left the group ‘We Dem Boyz’
ChillingGriffin: and then there was two :)
SexyLexy: I have a class that I could very potentially skip to go make my fave girl feel better ;)
ChillingGriffin: you know that’s what I like to hear
SexyLexy: oh I know what you like to hear
SexyLexy sent an audio recording into the group ‘We Dem Boyz’
ChillingGriffin: I honestly don’t know what I expected
ChillingGriffin: but you singing what does the fox say complete with animal noises while walking through a crowded area wasn’t one of them
SexyLexy: Im walking through campus, everyones looking at me, jealous of my talent I expect
ChillingGriffin: what else could it be
SexyLexy: so….. are you onboard the titanic right now or stranded in the desert
ChillingGriffin: why don’t you come find out ;)
ChillingGriffin has left the group ‘We Dem Boyz’