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it waz 4 pm wen hux came in 2 find kylo. he waz very smad. "kyloh, wat happend, u didnt capture tha droid we were looking 4. ur a disappoint." he sed angerly.

"wAT!!!" kyloh yell, "i dID NOT DISAPPOINT. IT WAZ DAT DUM LIL GURL"

"daM SON, dats ur fault, ur gunna git rEKT by dis vENTRAL CANNON" hux sed smadly.

dey do da do and then suddenyl jaR JAR BINKS APPEAR.

"jar jar wat r u dOING HERE?" kyloh exclem.

"meesa stoppin by, can i join 2?" jar jar say.

"yah," hux sed.

jar jar bink join the kyloh and the hux 2 do tha bby makin.

"omG DARTH DADDY" jar jar screm wen he cum.

kylo shed tear. "u call me darth daddy :')"

jar jar and hux and kylo get married. they were so gosh diddly dam joy.

2 year l8r, jar jar waz fitin w kylo. "yoUSA kNOW WAT. DARTH DADDY VADER WAZ DA WORST!!!!! FUK YOuSA KYLO"

kylo got anger and killd him and burn him.

kylo put jar jar ash in 2 da box with his other enemyz.