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Quite A Salami

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"Nice salami, there". Kevin nods downwards.

Laurence almost chokes on his first bite. He coughs, discovers that a crumb has been lodged in his nose, and keeps sneezing for a minute before managing a reply: "So you saw that one."

"I did. Very funny." Kevin seems a bit doubtful still. "Ah. Look over there, they have cucumber-sandwiches too." He points his finger towards a tray further down the catering table.

Laurence can't see any, even though he turns to look. Then Kevin is chewing something, gleefully.

Laurence feels his jaw drop: "Did you just eat my salami?"

"Check your twitter!"