Music: Bad Guy, by 3OH!3 (edited by me, full length here)
Sources: Deadpool red band trailers, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, X-Men Origins: Wolverine Behind the Scenes: Deadpool
-In a world divided by fear, one man must stand alone... against the forces of darkness. I give you:
-I'm after someone on my naughty list.
-We can make you better, make you a superhero.
-This is a different kind of superhero story.
-I'm Wade Wilson. They call me the merc with the mouth.
-People are dead!
-I didn't ask to be super, and I'm no hero.
-Daddy needs to express some rage!
-That guy was up there before we got here.
-I'm touching myself tonight.
-Where were you hiding that?