INT. KIM AND NIKKI'S DORM ROOM - COMMON AREA - LATE AFTERNOON
KAT is standing by the mini fridge, eating a yoghurt. She is wearing an oversize t-shirt and nothing else.
Oh, hey, Kat.
Nah, I just came by to hang out for
a little while. Need to get to the
Cool. Is Nikki around?
No, yeah, she's sleeping, I think.
That's okay. Will you tell her I'm
bringing Andrew back here tonight?
Or I can just put it on her message
I'll tell her.
There's a KNOCK on the door. The girls look at it, then at each other.
KAT looks down at her t-shirt and bare legs.
I'll get it.
ENTER LOGAN. He is a tall, jovial-looking guy. He smiles and nods to KAT.
Hey. I'm meeting Nikki here. I know
I'm a little early, but I was hoping
she'd be ready for our date now. She
KIM looks back and forth between LOGAN and KAT.
Oh, but I thought...
KIM looks at KAT, who is frowning slightly.
Nikki! Someone here to see you!
EXIT KIM. She dashes into her room and closes the DOOR quickly and quietly behind her.
ENTER NIKKI. She is wearing a PJ of tank top and boxer shorts, her hair thoroughly mussed. For a second she only sees KAT and smiles sleepily. Then she sees LOGAN and jumps.
Logan, oh my god! What are you doing
NIKKI ducks quickly back into her ROOM and emerges again wrapped in a sheet. KAT sighs.
Hey, baby! I wanted to pick you up
for our date. I know I'm early, so
just take your time. I can wait.
LOGAN sits on the sofa. KAT sighs and starts towards Nikki's ROOM.
No, Kat, don't...
It's fine, let me just get my
clothes and I'll be out of your
Kat, you don't understand.
No, actually, I think it's you who
don't understand! Don't you
understand!? How RUDE it is to call
me over only HOURS before you're
going on a DATE!?
You know, you've said it plenty of
times, but it's actually true. You
ARE a bitch.
Whoa. What's going on?
KAT brushes past NIKKI into Nikki's ROOM.
No, Kat, don't... Logan, look! I
don't know what your game is. Maybe
one of your teammates hit you really
hard on the head. Don't you remember
Behind NIKKI, KAT slips into jeans and a hoodie.
What, you mean our little argument?
Look, babe, it's okay. You got a
little upset. It's fine. I forgive
I didn't get upset; I broke up with
Look, I'm just saying. Breaking up
just because we had an argument.
That's like, not PRODUCTIVE. Let's
just try again.
KAT exits Nikki's room. Nikki tries to stop her.
No. I'm leaving.
Can't you just let me speak?!
I ALWAYS let you speak! I've been
letting you run off at the mouth for
TWO YEARS, Nikki!
You know, we still haven't even
God, I've been such an idiot. I
should have just given you up when
we switched dorms. Clean slate. No
I didn't make a date and then call
you! There was no date. God, you're
twisting everything around!
No, YOU'RE the one who's twisting
everything! I don't even care that
you're going on dates.
Well, you BETTER not care. You're
the one who's dating that feminazi
Do you even hear yourself? I'm not
dating Trish! We stopped seeing each
other, like, months ago.
Why the fuck didn't you tell me
that? I thought we were friends. I
thought friends TOLD each other shit.
I didn't tell you because you never
asked, Nikki! You never asked.
They both fall quiet.
Look, I'm not sure what you just
decided, but *I* haven't been in a
They both stare at him, incredulously.
Hey, I'm not saying, like, decide now
or anything. But you are totally
welcome to give me a call. Anytime.
KAT leaves. LOGAN remains, staring at Nikki. NIKKI sighs, running a hand through her hair.
INT. LIBRARY - NIGHT
KAT is slouched over a table, staring at a book. NIKKI sits down next to her, tossing a bag of candy on the open book.
Look, I'm sorry.
KAT doesn't reply, keeps her gaze averted.
You know I never apologize for being
me. But I'm sorry you were hurt. I
didn't mean to yell at you. I don't
want you to give up on me.
Oh my god. You just don't want to
lose your fuckbuddy.
No, that's not true. I mean, not
that you aren't amazing for that.
But I'm okay without my fuckbuddy.
I'm not okay without my friend.
Well yeah. I mean, aren't we? We
might not be very good at it, but we
can be better.
(she mimicks Logan)
Look, I'm just saying. Fighting is
Why did you even date that guy? He
was so awful.
He had a giant dick.
Oh my god, gross.
But I talked to him, and I'm pretty
sure he thinks I'm a giant lesbo now.
But you're not.
Hell, no. Still love the cock.
But I mean -- that doesn't mean I
don't want to fuck girls, too...
Oh, wow. You've only been in college
for two years before you realize
Shut up. Anyway, I'm sure he got the
message this time. We are definitely
broken up for real now. In case you
I don't know, am I supposed to care?
Do you want me to care? I'm pretty
sure if I were your friend I wouldn't
want to dictate who you dated or
No, friends care about that stuff.
They get to say to each other,
"Hey, you're dating a total moron.
But friends don't sleep with each
NIKKI draws Kat's BOOK towards herself, brushing the candy aside.
Sure they do. We do.
No, I SERVICE you, and you TOLERATE
me getting off in your presence.
That's how far we've come. I'm not
sure that's enough for me.
So you want me to eat you out?
Not if you don't want to!
Well, maybe I do want to. I've
definitely been thinking about it.
But you never asked! And I didn't
want to say anything, because...
Well, what if I suck at it? What if
I hate it? What if I like it so much
I'll never want to lick dick again?
What if you try me once and I'm
really bad and you decide there's no
reason to hang around?
KAT snatches the BOOK from NIKKI, brandishing it at her.
Oh my god.
You like me.
You like me. You want to make love
to my pleasure cave.
KAT pokes her with the BOOK. NIKKI bats it away.
But you're afraid I won't like you
Well, do you?
KAT puts the BOOK down.
I've been hanging around for two
I like you a lot.
They smile at each other, finally.
I don't like kissing. You said we
haven't even kissed yet, but I don't
do that. Wet. Tongues wiggling
around. Nasty stuff.
What! What are you on about? Kissing
isn't nasty. It's nice. Soft. Sweet.
Alright, look, you've already talked
me into munching rug, can we just
give it a rest with the changes? For
a little while? Thank you?
KAT sighs, puts her arm around Nikki and draws her close. NIKKI rests her head on her shoulder.
I don't want you to not see other
people. If that's something you want.
Didn't we have this conversation?
No, we didn't.
So you'd be okay with me dating guys?
Do I have to let you know right now?
No. But just. Let me know before
they come to pick you up for a date.
I DIDN'T PLAN that!
No, I know.
It's just. I've never actually known
you dating just one person.
Well, I've never been serious about
KAT looks at her, but NIKKI keeps her head on her shoulder.
I'm just saying if you were poly,
that would be okay too.
God. Poly. That sounds like a VD.
Shut up. Polyamorous. Means you can
be in love with more than one person
at a time.
Aren't you a fancy know-it-all.
It's Trish. She knows. You should
try actually talking to her sometime.
Are YOU? Poly?
I don't know. I haven't figured it
I guess there's a lot of stuff we
need to figure out.
We'll figure it out together.
Pull back on the two of them, leaning against each other by the table. NIKKI reaches out for the candy. Fade to black.