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omg! I can’t believe I wrote this
I write really terrible things I am sorry
Excuses, excuses, excuses . . .
I don't even know but this was fun to write
This was worryingly fun to write
Synonyms for the word "penis"!
(All words for penis sound awkward.
Why do you people let me do this?
God help me why am I writing this?
This is why you don’t give me tags
I am now forevber broke like srsl sdewasdlalske forvr dead this fic killed me how why no.