Wednesday, December 7th
8:23 kenma wake up
8:24 i’m at school, kuroo. stop texting me
8:26 no this is important
8:26 akaashi is visiting us??
8:27 he somehow managed to stay w one of the RAs and was all ‘this is cuz i’m interested in the university’ but ???
8:30 what’s wrong with that?
8:31 y aren’t u here
8:32 if he’s visiting how come ur not
8:45 kuroo i’m in class
8:46 ok so reply to me n i’ll leave u alone
8:50 keiji had a class trip. his parents are letting him stay for three extra days, so that’s why he’s with you guys. i figured he would’ve told you.
8:51 wait u knew?
8:52 yes. maybe he just wanted to surprise koutarou
8:53 omg that’s rly cute actually
8:55 can i focus on class now?
8:56 yeah ok get good grades
4:35 Image attached.
4:35 i saw this and she reminded me of you
7:39 sorry i had practice!!
7:40 what is that omg
7:49 it’s a cat that was outside my house
8:00 aw kenma she’s cute
8:01 u think i’m cute don’t u >:)
8:02 she wouldn’t go away so now she’s staying with me, i guess. she really likes my bed. i gave her some milk too.
8:03 hey don’t ignore me
8:10 ugh, fine
8:11 what did u name her?
8:12 wow so funny, name the black cat kuro, haha, kuro from neko-ma, hahaha. so funny.
8:13 i’m kidding
8:14 i named her tubbs
8:14 isn’t that the rly fat cat from that app u play
8:15 ur unbelievable
10:21 kenma omg something just happened
10:21 love live
10:22 kenma i’m srs this is important
10:35 ok what is it?
10:36 that took FOREVER
10:37 ok ok so bokuto was tryn get akaashi a gift right?? like a late bday gift?
10:37 right and he got akaashi this rly dumb stuffed owl thing?? like imo it’s p cute but only bc i can tell it truly captures bo’s personality yknow but like it’s a shitty gift for a normal person
10:38 r u following
10:39 please continue
10:40 ok so he put the owl next to akaashi’s bag while we were at practice and he left this note
10:40 smthn like ‘i think ur a hoot’
10:41 smthn dumb like that
10:42 that does sound like koutarou
10:43 ikr?? so cute
10:43 but anyways so after practice
10:43 bo n i are hiding in one of the shower stalls so we can see akaashi when he opens the gift right? n so we’re hiding and then he comes in and sees the owl and reads the note
10:44 AND THEN
10:45 HE STARTS CRYING
10:45 kuroo, is he okay?
10:46 I DON’T KNOW
10:47 bo n i didn’t know what to do so we just stayed hiding in the shower stall
10:47 eventually he left
10:47 but like idk what to do now and bo is freaking out??? like he’s here and he thinks he totally fucked things up w akaashi and he’s probably gonna start crying and then i’ll start crying and omg kenma i need help can you text akaashi pls pls i’ll buy you a new game
10:48 i want fallout 4
10:48 ok i’ll get u fallout 4 pls just text akaashi
10:49 n then let me know what happened
11:33 omg what happened
11:34 kenma respond
11:36 keiji…really likes owl puns?
11:36 he really likes owl puns, kuroo. i don’t know what to do with this information
11:37 what? u mean…?
11:37 keiji cried because he was happy
11:38 he thinks koutarou is really charming?
11:39 I NEED TO TELL BO
11:40 HE’S GONNA BE SO HAPPY
11:41 he’s right next to you
11:41 you guys are right down the hall
11:42 you could’ve talked to keiji yourselves
11:44 wait we could’ve
11:44 kenma y didn’t u tell me this
11:45 i really want fallout 4
11:46 ur a little shit yknow that?
11:47 a deal is a deal
11:48 y am i friends w u
11:48 i could’ve made so many friends w these good looks
11:48 all u do is play video games
11:49 i could’ve had it good, man
11:50 you did try to make more friends
11:51 too bad, i guess
11:55 so inconsiderate
11:56 bo is happy btw
11:57 he accidentally knocked a picture off the wall bc he ran into the wall when he was dancing around but that’s ok bc he nailed it w his dream guy
11:58 i thought you were his dream guy
11:59 that’s different
11:59 we’re friends 4 lyfe
11:59 akaashi’s like his husband 4 life
12:00 there’s a difference
12:01 you do have friends then
12:02 guess i was wrong
12:03 aw u can be nice sometimes, that’s reassuring
12:04 tho ur my best friend
12:04 i don’t rank my friends but ur just always part of my life so ur like, idk, higher than a friend
12:04 u don’t even have the same ranking
12:05 good morning btw
12:06 good morning
12:07 u have class tmrw kenma u should sleep
12:09 it’s ok
12:09 no it’s not srsly kenma sleep
12:10 you have to pass ur classes to graduate yknow
12:11 i’m fine kuroo
12:12 kenma if u don’t sleep i won’t buy u fallout 4
12:13 you have to buy it anyways
12:13 it was a deal
12:14 kuroo we made a deal
12:16 kuroo please
12:17 yeah yeah ok i’m still getting it but u rly should sleep
12:19 i’ll talk 2 u tmrw
Thursday, December 8th
6:19 i have a question
7:45 sorry i was at practice
7:46 but what is it?
7:46 u don’t have to tell me when u have a question yknow, u can just ask
7:49 am i pretty?
7:52 that was weird. i’m sorry
7:55 we can forget that
7:56 wait, no
7:57 i was thinking
7:57 what made u ask that question?
7:58 someone called me pretty today and it confused me
7:59 well i mean mayb it’s usually used 4 girls but it can apply to guys too
8:01 a girl called you pretty??
8:02 a boy
8:03 like…a compliment or?
8:04 he asked me out
8:04 but i was confused why he’d call me pretty. because i’m not really special or anything, you know?
8:05 whoa whoa whoa wait
8:05 first of all ur beautiful
8:05 and second of all what did you say??
8:06 he asked you out?? what did you tell him?
8:07 i said i’d think about it
8:11 no, nothing. so u like him?
8:12 i mean, he’s nice. but i’m not really…i don’t know
8:13 you’re straight?
8:15 but i don’t know. no one has ever liked me. it’s weird. i don’t like to go out that much, and i don’t think i’d be good for a person, especially because he likes to go out and talk with people and i wouldn’t be able to keep up with that. i can’t make someone like that happy
8:16 i like to go out and talk with people
8:17 but you’re different
8:18 no, i like to go out and talk w people, just like whoever he is, and u make me happy, even if u don’t come w me bc i know you’ll still b there if i wanna call or txt u. just bc u don’t like going out doesn’t mean u can’t make someone rly rly happy
8:19 what are you trying to tell me?
8:25 maybe u should say yes. go out w him. if ur even considering it, then it might make u happy too
8:26 u deserve to b happy too
8:27 so do you
8:28 hey, what does that mean?
8:29 i don’t know. maybe you should follow your own advice too, then.
8:32 i know you’re not exactly unpopular with the university girls. and guys, too, i’m not dumb. but you never go out with any of them. i know because you would tell me if you did. but you don’t, and i know volleyball isn’t taking up that much of your time, so i think maybe you should take your own advice and find yourself happiness too
8:35 haha don’t b dumb
8:36 i’m happy, i have u and bo and sawamura and even that kusokawa
8:37 you have friends
8:38 yeah, and???
8:39 what’s ur point kenma
8:41 kenma i’m srs don’t b flaky on me just this once
8:42 i think you should live a little
8:43 oh n ur the one telling me this??
8:44 have u seen urself kenma
8:45 yes but at least i’m making /new/ friends, kuroo
8:50 you’re making new friends?
8:52 so i’m just some deadbeat sticking around w a high school student huh
8:53 that’s not what i’m saying
8:53 well kenma u won’t tell me what you ARE saying so what am i supposed to take from this??
8:54 ur movin on, u have dates and new friends, and i’m just some idiot who’s annoying u?
8:56 just fuckin talk to me, then
8:57 eleven years of this shit n u still won’t even tell me what’s on ur mind
8:59 i do talk with you
9:01 yeah but it’s always some bullshit psychoanalysis of me
9:02 u never tell me how u feel about things
9:02 it’s always just me trying to guess
9:03 i’m sorry
9:10 i know
9:11 me too
9:11 i’m not tryin to start a fight
9:12 i know
9:13 i wanna talk w u face-to-face again, yknow?
9:14 miss seein u
9:14 being able to tease u about ur nose plastered to ur psp
9:15 my hair’s grown out too
9:16 you can tease me about that when we see each other again
9:17 how much longer until ur break?
9:18 a little less than two weeks
9:19 too long
9:19 i can’t just leave school
9:20 yeah but
9:21 i can
9:22 don’t be stupid. you have your finals in just over a month. if you leave school, you won’t study, and then you’ll fail
9:23 i could study w u, just like we used to
9:24 but you wouldn’t, you’d be too busy catching up with people you missed and probably making my mom an apple pie and doing whatever else just to avoid studying
9:25 u know me too well
9:26 what a weakness
9:26 i can’t let kusokawa-chan find out
9:27 i’ll see you in two weeks, okay?
9:30 bo just realized he has nothing to wear on his date w akaashi (woohoo) so i gtg help him find something presentable at the store so i’ll ttyl
9:31 alright, i’m going to go to bed early because i have a test tomorrow, so i’ll be sleeping when you get back, probably. goodnight
9:32 goodnight kenma
12:35 ik ur asleep but if u rly think that guy will mayb make u happy then pls say yes to him. i want u to be happy.
Friday, December 9th
4:50 how was ur test
5:02 ok good
8:31 kenma i’m bored talk 2 me
8:32 i’m playing a game. talk to koutarou
8:32 he’s on his date w akaashi
8:35 kenma pls
8:35 i’m dying
8:40 go out somewhere. go to a party or something. you love parties.
8:41 omg it’s friday
8:42 ok i’ll go out thank u
10:46 heyy gues wat
10:48 am i imagining things or is your spelling even worse than its usual?
10:50 guss who i jus saw!
10:51 ur not guessin!!
10:51 ken ma!
10:52 who, kuroo?
10:53 ur not fun omg
10:54 bad guessr but its tsukishshjja!! from karsssno. hes here lol
10:55 idk y hes herre but! he is!
10:56 that’s nice
10:57 you’re enjoying the party, i assume.
10:58 waitt thats not tsukkk its just a tall guy :///
10:58 maybe you should enjoy the party more and let me go play my game.
12:24 oh no ugh i did NOTT WANa c that
12:24 kenma i got hom e n gues wat!
12:25 i’m really not in the mood to guess again
12:26 ok but akaashii n bo were gettin it on n i!! idk wat 2 do!! im freakin out kenma what do i do
12:27 they were what?
12:28 idk exactlyy but there was nott a lot o clothes!! in my dorm room!
12:30 oh. well, the date went well.
12:32 can’t you go ask daichi if you can stay the night?
12:33 butt hes in the other dorm n its so cold
12:34 i dont wanna go outside knma
12:35 maybe keiji and koutarou will be done soon?
12:35 i’m not exactly sure how to help you. this is a weird situation, kuroo.
12:36 y dont u call me tettsuruo
12:37 you didn’t even spell your name right
12:38 kenma im srs
12:39 u call them by their first naems n not me?
12:40 u nvr hav
12:42 kuroo you’re drunk
12:43 ok and??
12:43 im also cold n wanna sleep but bo is currently FUCKIN HIS SETTER
12:44 THATT IS A MINOR BO
12:44 V CONCERNNING
12:45 you two are only one year older than keiji. it’s not that big of a deal.
12:46 yea but thats like bo n u!!
12:47 like excus me?? no one gets 2 touch u!
12:48 kuroo please just go find somewhere to sleep. it’s one in the morning, you can’t just stay in the hallway
12:49 did u say yes 2 tht guy? the one who asked u out? bc ill hurt him if he touches u bad or does smthn mean or makes u sad
12:50 no one gets to hurt you
12:56 i called daichi. he’s coming to get you, and he’s bringing a coat. you should text me when you get back to his place, okay?
12:57 did u say yes
12:58 text me when you get there.
1:11 daichhi is nice
1:14 my head will hurt tmrw
1:15 i know. drink water. i’ll talk to you tomorrow.
1:16 ok. im sorry. goodnihgt
1:25 goodnight tetsurou
Saturday, December 10th
11:30 are you alive?
11:35 i rly hate myself
11:36 i’ll take that as a yes. are you drinking lots of water? did you eat?
11:37 u r like the last person who should be mothering me rn
11:38 i spent all morning w sawamura
11:38 he’s such a DAD omg
11:40 just trying to care
11:41 ik i’m sorry
11:42 i had like 8 gallons of water which made me have 2 get up n piss like 20 times this morning
11:43 n sawamura brought back some bagels after his morning classes
11:43 who tf actually takes morning classes
11:44 sawamura’s a fuckin 45yo man i s2g
11:45 at least he let you sleep in his dorm
11:47 he’s gr8
11:48 but wow bo i’m happy 4 u n all but thx so much for the warning
11:50 keiji must be happy
11:51 what do u mean
11:52 he was really excited to visit koutarou. he talked about it a lot, actually. the second years are all either really confused or really annoyed.
11:53 holy shit
11:54 wow so both of em r whipped
11:55 you act like that’s a bad thing
11:56 it’s not!! it’s v cute. i’m happy 4 them.
11:57 me too
5:56 omg i thought of a joke
5:57 so a woodpecker goes to visit an owl n he says ‘knock knock’
5:59 (u hav to go next)
6:03 who’s there?
6:05 GET IT? IT’S AN OWL
6:05 i got u so good
6:05 tell me how my ass tastes
6:06 you should tell koutarou that one. he might actually laugh
6:07 first of all, mean
6:08 second of all, i already did n he almost died cuz he laughed n then he fell off his bed n almost hit his head on the dresser
6:10 is he okay?
6:11 ye u know bo, he’s got a skull made of iron apparently
6:12 i need to talk to you later, if that’s alright
6:15 wat is this oddity!!
6:15 is kenma busy?
6:18 wow hav fun w whatever ur doing ;))))
6:18 ur probably grocery shopping cuz ur mom made u go out but
6:18 have fun!!
1:34 i think i messed up