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    "This is just getting ridiculous," M says when he finds Q trying to put motorized circular saw blades into a briefcase.

    (Or, Q and James Bond love their jobs so very, very much.)

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    "Merry Christmas, give or take a few days," Bond says, gesturing to the garment bag.

    Q stares at it, half in horror, have so shocked he can't do anything else. "What on earth is that?"

    "A public service," Bond says, and after a moment where he realizes wild horses couldn't drag Q out of his chair at this point, he unzips the bag. There's probably four suits inside, each of which he doesn't doubt are worth more than the entire (non-electrical) contents of his flat. "This way, you have a chance of actually being taken seriously in a committee meeting."

    "Is someone blackmailing you?" Q asks.

    "I wasn't sure, to be honest," Bond says. "I figured it was safer to buy you suits than wonder why you gave me my old but improved car."

    "Because it was fun," Q answers.

    Bond stares at him for a moment, and then gestures back at the suits. Q realizes that James Bond's idea of having fun is shooting people, seducing people, and wearing expensive suits. And since it's frowned upon to offer someone an assassination or sex for Christmas, this is the best he can do.

    "Ah," he says.

    "Glad we had this chat," Bond says, and leaves.

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