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100 Words About 44 Wizards

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“Ugh! Damn, damn, bloody hell!”

“Mornin’. What’s got you so worked up?”

“Here, Harry, hold still.”

“What are you doing? Let go!”

“You insanely lucky git!”

“Ron, what is your problem?”


“Ew. When did you get that?”

“Overnight, I reckon. And you’ve not got any!”


Yes! Look at yourself!”

“...Gosh. I never noticed that before.”

Never noticed! You are so lucky, Harry.”

“Yeah? Let’s trade. You take being an orphan on the run from an insane wizard, and I’ll take that pimple.”

“...Sorry. You’re not an insanely lucky git.”


“You’re just a git.”

“Hey! Get back here!”