Take It To The Mattress
Summary: Kakashi isn’t thrilled when he’s set up—again—with a new partner, but once he meet the new one, he starts reconsidering things
Author’s Note: Adopted by Kiterie. ‘Cuz she’s awesome. Porn with some plot, but not too much. Un-beta'd
Constructive Criticism is always welcomed
Published: 10 November 2012
Kakashi blinked and—after a moment—grudgingly admitted to himself that maybe the Information Head wasn't a complete idiot after all. Despite the fact that the man--boy, really--that the Information Head had arranged for Kakashi was only a chunin and too young for Kakashi's taste, he was almost exactly Kakashi's preferred physical type. Tan skin (contrasting skin tones in the bedroom was so hot), sure hands (good for so many things), and big eyes that weren't dead yet (they were even expressive; shit, that was erotic!) and how the hell had the Information Head figured that out?
The chunin swallowed hard and the squared his shoulders. "ANBU-sama. Reiji-sama sent me—"
Damn. Even the chunin's voice was nice. There was the start of some real authority in it and yet there was still a softness that spoke to a less hardened side.
"I know why Reiji-san sent you."
"Good, I don't have to spell it out for you." Relief flickered over the expressive face. "So..."
Kakashi leaned back and tried to be clinical about his study. The teenager was almost settled into the shape he'd be as an adult and he was going to be even more nicely proportioned when he finished growing. He probably wouldn't get much taller or broader (mmph, those shoulders were nice!), but he would balance out.
He didn't like the fact he was reconsidering his stance just because Reiji had gotten lucky in picking out a pretty face. That nasty, niggling little voice in the back of his head also pointed out that if the chunin was being sent, he wasn't just a physical match but had shown signs of being a match in other areas as well. Since that meant examining all sorts of things that Kakashi would rather not, he pushed the voice into a dark corner and threw a mental blanket over it.
The chunin fidgeted and scratched at the corner of the scar that crossed his nose. Now that Kakashi’s attention was drawn to it, he realised it wasn’t as much of a flaw as he originally thought it was; it actually was kind of cute.
“Are you done yet?” The teen, it seemed, had finally reached his end point. “Because I’m not going to stand here all day. Either invite me to join you or tell me to leave off. I saw a bunch of good-looking guys when I came in and if you’re not interested, I’m going to find out which one out there is.”
Goddamn it. He was gutsy and knew his own worth. The spike of heat in Kakashi’s abdomen shouldn’t have been that strong, but what could he say? He liked them feisty and confident.
Kakashi inclined his head slightly and tried not to stare too obviously as the chunin slid into the spot across from him. “I suppose Reiji-san neglected to mention that I’m not looking right now, didn’t he.”
“No, he mentioned it. But he also said that if I struck your fancy, you would give it a try.” The chunin pushed a few loose strands behind his ears and they immediately escaped again. “And he told me that you’re famous for keeping things brief.”
That certainly was a nicer way of putting it. “Well, if he told you that, then I’m sure he didn’t forget to bring up that I abuse the system when they force it on me and”—here he made sure to be blatant with his once-over—“I don’t like children. Just how old are you, anyway?”
A flush rose over the tan skin and Kakashi found himself imagining the reddish tint on the body everywhere. Oh, yeah...
“I'm eighteen years old! And if I’m old enough to die for the village, I’m old enough for you!” The chunin snapped, glaring hotly. “If you’re going to be an ass about my age, old man, I’m outta here!”
Okay, that angry little outburst should not have made Kakashi’s decision for him. He was never going to hear the end of it from Reiji or the Hokage.
“I’m not an easy person to work with in the best of times.” The chunin stopped at the edge of the table and glanced back at him. Kakashi lifted his shoulder slightly. “I’m even more grating and moody in these situations and if you’re going to do this, you need to know that now.”
Slowly, the teen sat back down. “Hokage-sama warned me that you...had difficulties with things outside of your work.”
“That’s putting it mildly,” Kakashi grumbled and felt his heart speed up a little bit when the other ninja snickered.
“Yeah, it kinda was.”
He looked up sharply and caught the edge of wicked smile. Fuck. His pants got tighter. Maybe Reiji was on to something; it really had been too long since he last had gotten laid, much less wanted a real human. But first thing first.
"Before we start anything—"
"You'll want some rules, won't you? Reiji-sama mentioned that you liked clearly defined boundaries."
Not exactly what he was going for, but he’d roll with it. "It's not a bad thing," Kakashi said, a bit stiffly. "I'd rather not find out the hard way that some of your...sexual predilections are turn-offs for me and vice versa. I'd like to know what to avoid." And what I might have to do to get you to go away, if needed be.
The rosy hue returned and he wanted to taste it. If he could feel the heat under his fingers, tongue, lips...
"I...I don't like sharing. No three-somes or more-somes. I'm not into letting other people into my private moment."
Kakashi noted that voyeurism was probably out for the chunin as well. Not a problem; he didn't have to keep his mask on during the act, then, something he preferred.
"Um...I'm not into pain and humiliation. Or bodily functions that don't normally occur during sex. No dead bodies or animals! And..." Big brown eyes darted around, a mixture of embarrassment and a growing interest. "Well, I guess that's it."
"I've...never tried them."
"I don't know. I've...not had a lot of experience with it."
"What about biting? Rough sex? Bruising?"
"Uh..." The chunin's cheeks got hotter, but it was endearing how he tried to be mature and nonchalant about the whole conversation. "I suppose getting rough once in a while would be all right, but I don't want it every night."
"Blow jobs? Rimming?"
"Rim... oh." He swallowed hard. "Are...are we talking about...giving or receiving?"
"Um, I'm not...not against giving blow jobs, but"—here brown eyes looked up with a hint of determination—"I don't want to be the one who always gives them. I don't expect immediate reciprocation, but I'm not going to be the only one with a dick in my mouth. As for rimming...I've...I've never done that. I don't think I'd be...up for doing it to you."
There were a lot of 'I've never's in the chunin's statements. Perhaps he should clear some things up. "Are you a virgin?" Kakashi hated fucking virgins. No matter how careful one was, it never seemed to be that good for the person on the receiving end.
The chunin's head snapped up. "What?! No! I've had sex before!" Then he seemed to realise how loud his voice was and he ducked his head down again. "Just...just haven't had a lot of it."
Kakashi could work with that. "Do you have a preference?"
"A preference for what?"
"Doing the penetrating or being penetrated."
"...oh." The teen swallowed again. "I...um...I haven't...I haven't been the one who's done the...penetrating. I'm fine with...being penetrated. But I'd like to try being on top, at least once."
"Are you healthy?"
He rummaged around in a vest pocket before pulling out a neatly folded piece of paper. Unfolding it, he pushed it across the table. "Reiji-sama had me tested last week."
"Have you been with anyone since then?" Kakashi asked, scanning the report. It always made him feel better to see with his own eyes the positive report.
The blush came back with a vengeance. "No."
Kakashi pushed the paper back. "That answers all my questions. Are you ready?"
"Yeah, I guess—” The nervous, heated look transformed and the chunin barely ducked the shuriken in time. "What the hell!"
Kakashi surged forwards and pinned the teen against the wall behind him, fingers around that warm, tan throat. “I think Reiji-san left out or two minor details.”
“He neglected to mention that my life was going to be on the line!” Brown eyes hardened and Kakashi felt a sharp prick right under his ribs. “As yours is.”
The chunin had managed to arm himself and threaten Kakashi; how was it possible that he just kept getting better and better? “Oh, your life isn’t on the line, chunin-san. Reiji-san apparently forgot to tell you what comes before I get you naked. Do you think I would be satisfied with just sex? That I could be fulfilled with someone who couldn’t hold their own? That I wouldn’t need more?”
“Are you telling me that you’re planning to hunt me down so we can have sex and I’m supposed to just go with it?! What kind of messed-up, idiotic, adrenaline-addicted nut job ARE you?!”
He couldn’t help it. He pushed his hips into the body under his and smirked slightly under his masks; despite the chunin’s tone, the teen’s body was clearly not against the idea.
The slightly shorter teen gasped in shock as Kakashi’s erection made contact and that red tint came back with a vengeance. The sudden arousal that flickered over the scarred face told Kakashi all he needed to know.
“Since this is your first time and Reiji-san didn’t tell you all you needed to know, I’m going to give you a five minute head start.” He thrust shallowly a couple of times, just because he could and watching the younger ninja biting his lip to try and keep the sounds in was incredibly hot. “If you can evade capture for more than thirty minutes…I’ll reward you.”
He abruptly stepped back before he got lost in the younger passionate body. He sternly reminded himself that the rush from the hunt always made it better and it’d give him a chance to see what the teen could do. “Your time starts now.”
The chunin blinked a few times and visibly pulled himself together. He bowed quickly and turned and ran.
Kakashi’s smile was feral. It had been a long time since he’d been on the hunt.