"We're happy to report the mission was a complete success, General. We were able to intercept the transmission regarding the location of the new First Order base and teams are working on decryption as we speak."
"Thank you, Poe. Any problems on the mission?"
"None whatsoever, General. Kinda surprising, really."
"Well, I assumed you and Finn wouldn't have any trouble convincing people you were married."
"Yes, of course. The Tla-Ty-Gorsh bond from birth, so they never would have trusted two bachelors among their society."
"We were supposed to be married?!"
"Supposed to..? Er, yes? Didn't I mention?"
"No! Uh, no, General, I don't recall that detail being in the mission briefing."
"Oh, well, I must have forgotten since you and Finn are married anyway."
"No we're not!"
"General! No, Finn and I are not married. We're friends."
"Oh I'm so sorry, I assumed, since he's taken your name."
"That was just a convenience thing, since he doesn't have one of his own."
"And you live together, even though we have an entire planet to use as a Resistance base."
"Well, he's used to living in barracks, so he felt weird living alone."
"Hasn't he met all your family?"
"I figured he should, since he's calling himself a Dameron."
"You were feeding him in the mess hall the day before you left. By hand."
"Um, he'd never eaten soup before, I didn't want him to spill."
"Just kiss him, already."