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From: Unknown Number
wassssssup

From: Tomboy :P
Who is this?

From: Unknown Number
ya lover. ya bae. ur knight in shining armor. the best looking guy in japan ;)

From: Tomboy :P
Hello Ranma

From: Tomboy :P
Also you are not any of those things

From: Saotome Ranma
u wish i was tho

From: Tomboy :P
Whatever....how'd you convince your cheap dad to get you a phone?

From: Saotome Ranma
cologne gave it to me, said it was to contact shampoo

From: Tomboy :P
Cool.

From: Saotome Ranma
ya i blocked them both tho. where r u??

From: Tomboy :P
I'm at home...where are you?

From: Saotome Ranma
omw

From: Saotome Ranma
y'kno maybe havin this phone probably isnt the best idea when i get wet all the time

From: Tomboy :P
Thinking ahead?? I'm so proud of you!!

From: Saotome Ranma
wow thanks

From: Tomboy :P
I think Nabiki might have a waterproof case actually

From: Tomboy :P
It'll cost you like ten photos though

From: Saotome Ranma
worth it

From: Saotome Ranma
how do people do this shit ive literally ran into like five people and im me

From: Tomboy :P
Yeah but you're also dumb

From: Saotome Ranma
i am a Martial Artist

From: Saotome Ranma
akaaaaaaneeeeeeeee

From: Tomboy :P
Bakaaaaaaaa.

From: Saotome Ranma
:/ im bored

From: Saotome Ranma
come over

From: Tomboy :P
What

From: Saotome Ranma
my dad isnt home

From: Tomboy :P
I know? We live in the same house?? I'm literally upstairs

From: Saotome Ranma
ugh

From: Tomboy :P
I'm just color coding my homework folders

From: Saotome Ranma
i cant believe we're engaged

From: Tomboy :P
The feeling is mutual

From: Saotome Ranma
we both kno thats not true cause u think im sexyyyy

From: Tomboy :P
That's disgusting. You're disgusting.

From: Saotome Ranma
disgustingly hot

From: Tomboy :P
Shouldn't you be like working out or something

From: Saotome Ranma
why? wanna watch lol

From: Tomboy :P
No. I see you work out like everyday.

From: Saotome Ranma
ur acting like u don't

From: Tomboy :P
What? Work out everyday? So

From: Saotome Ranma
drake understands me

From: Tomboy :P
Who

From: Saotome Ranma
drizzy

From: Tomboy:P
the American rapper?

From: Saotome Ranma
hes canadian and yes we are one

From: Tomboy :P
an 18 year old Japanese guy

From: Saotome Ranma
yes

From: Tomboy :P
You know like 2 words in English

From: Saotome Ranma
i understand the language of music. the pain he has felt, who hurt him, akane? smh

From: Tomboy :P
Who are you

From: Saotome Ranma
the saddest boy in all of japan

From: Tomboy :P
You really are bored

From: Saotome Ranma
lets see that space movie later

From: Tomboy :P
I have plans with Yuka

From: Saotome Ranma
wow i cant believe you would choose someone else over your fiancé

From: Tomboy :P
You literally have like 12 fiancées

From: Saotome Ranma
details

From: Tomboy :P
I'm free tomorrow

From: Saotome Ranma
so

From: Tomboy :P
So

From: Saotome Ranma
tomorrow?

From: Tomboy :P
Tomorrow.