Actions

Work Header

LOLcat Got the Blue Canary

Work Text:

I'm ur onlee frend – not!
I can haz glow!
Srsly, I'm not ackshally ur frend.
I'm in ur outlet by teh lite switch, watching over yu liek Ceiling Cat
Maek a littel birdhouse kitteh-house in ur soul!
Do not want fien point
I'm in ur bonnet, kickin' out teh other beez!
Mai sekrit, let me tell you it
From in mai 'lectrical well:
Simpul message iz simpul. No can haz whistles! No can haz bells!
Room gotta listen, kthx
CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
Mai name iz Blue Kitteh
Cuz I maded yu a canary, but I eated it.
(It had a flavor.)