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"Pardon me, Master. Is this your phallus?"
It should not be a surprise to Ritsuka that Kashin Koji sees no issue in rooting through his things, but it still makes him splutter to turn and see them holding up his homemade packer. "I - uh - yes?"
Kashin frowns, very mildly. "This is a very crude design. I could create a much more realistic apparatus for you."
Well, okay, a couple of rolled up socks IS pretty crude, but also... "Have you made your puppets, um, phalluses before?"
"Of course. When designing a puppet for espionage, it must be able to visually emulate the human form in every way. I have perfected a design for a spring-loaded penis that can be made erect on demand." They clap their hands together. "It would be an extremely quick and simple procedure to graft a phallus onto your body. I would be delighted to be of service to you, Master."
"...Hypothetically, what would it be made out of?" he asks.
They don't even hesitate. "Steel, of course. A very resilient penis."
Ritsuka winces. "No, sorry, I really don't think I want a metal dick. Thanks anyway."