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14/11/2015, 2:00am

@Real_AHam
redrafting financial proposal. entire house currently sleeping. landline rings.

@Real_AHam
(what's the cut-off time for acceptable phone call hours anyway? like 9, 10pm?  w/e this is BEYOND that.)

@Real_AHam
ignore it, rings again. "hello?" serious heavy breathing on the other end. hang up. what the fuck 

@Real_AHam
idk i guess it's kind of flattering?  in an extremely creepy way

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14/11/2015, 2:16am

@Real_AHam
just happened again?? calling #phonegate15 right now

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14/11/2015, 2:19am

@Real_AHam
#phonegate15 continues. started answering angrily so they know 1/2

@Real_AHam
2/2 this is not a SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TIME to CALL MY HOUSE #phonegate15

@Real_AHam
some of us are WORKING #phonegate15

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14/11/2015, 2:20am

@JLaurenss
@Real_AHam holy fuck pls chill have u never heard of caller ID

@JLaurenss
@Real_AHam also 2am is not when most ppl work u know that right

@Real_AHam
@JLaurenss number withheld, call count up to 5, i work at 2am #phonegate15

@JLaurenss 
& you call me at weird hours ALL THE TIME @Real_AHam

@Real_AHam
@JLaurenss that's different.  youre my friend you signed up for this

@JLaurenss
@Real_AHam i resign 

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14/11/2015, 2:23am

@Real_AHam 
if this is @tjefferson's idea of a joke fuck you and why didn't i think of this first @tjefferson #phonegate15

@tjefferson
@Real_AHam not me but on that note

@tjefferson
@Real_AHam AHAHAHAHAHA 

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14/11/2015, 2:27am

@Real_AHam
this is officially weird who is this #phonegate15

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14/11/2015, 2:31am

 @Real_AHam
#phonegate15 just checked philip's room (asleep btw).  it's come to this.  this is what im driven to

@Real_AHam
spying on my family in the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT #phonegate15

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14/11/2015, 2:50am

@Real_AHam
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS #phonegate15

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14/11/2015, 2:58am

@Real_AHam
call count @ 7.  woke eliza, explained situation.  "go back to sleep alex" #supportivemarriage #phonegate15 @el_schuy 

@el_schuy
@Real_AHam please go to bed #tootiredforthis

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14/11/2015, 3:04am

@Real_AHam
WHO EVEN TRIES TO SEXUALLY HARRASS THE U.S. TREASURY SECRETARY IN THE EARLY HOURS OF THE MORNING 

@Real_AHam
GET A HOOKER

@Real_AHam 
OR LIKE

@Real_AHam
AT LEAST PAY ME FIRST

@Real_AHam
#justsayin #phonegate15

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14/11/2015, 3:06am

 @Laf_ayette
@Real_AHam this is the funniest thing im taking screenshots

@Real_AHam
@Laf_ayette your concern and support is touching, gilbert 

14/11/2015, 3:06am

@tjefferson
@Laf_ayette screenshots pls

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14/11/2015, 3:07am

@Real_AHam
@Laf_ayette don't u DARE 
          RETWEET @tjefferson @Laf_ayette screenshots pls

@Laf_ayette
alexander you posted this online everyone's seen it @Real_AHam

@Real_AHam
@Laf_ayette IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING

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14/11/2015, 3:29am

@Real_AHam
and then he made a heavy breathing phone call to my landline 

@Real_AHam
he made a heavy breathing phone call to my landline TEN TIMES #phonegate15

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14/11/2015, 3:30am

@JLaurenss
rip @Real_AHam

@JLaurenss
@Real_AHam nice reference tho

@Real_AHam 
@JLaurenss i don't even like chicago god help me

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14/11/2015, 3:36am

@Laf_ayette 
who doesn't like chicago whats wrong w u @Real_AHam 

@tjefferson
@Laf_ayette @Real_AHam oh do you want a list because i can help

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14/11/2015, 3:38am

@el_schuy
"i... fucked up..." - alex just now 

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14/11/2015, 3:39am

@Real_AHam
#phonegate15 case officially closed goodnight

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14/11/2015, 3:40am

@JLaurenss
@Real_AHam alex alex alex wait what happened

@Laf_ayette
@Real_AHam i need a conclusion to this?

@tjefferson
@el_schuy @Real_AHam ??????????? #notevensurprised #thequestionisHOW
         RETWEET @el_schuy "i... fucked up..." - alex just now 

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14/11/2015, 3:40am

@Real_AHam
@JLaurenss @Laf_ayette it's done it's closed

@Real_AHam
@tjefferson stop tweeting my wife

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14/11/2015, 3:45am

@el_schuy 
ok alexander's sulking but i for one find this hilarious so who wants to hear the resolution of #phonegate15

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14/11/2015, 3:46am

@JLaurenss
@el_schuy ME I DO

@JLaurenss
@Laf_ayette 
            RETWEET @el_schuy alexander's sulking but i for one find this hilarious so who wants to hear the resolution of #phonegate15

@tjefferson 
wait i want popcorn for this
            RETWEET @el_schuy alexander's sulking but i for one find this hilarious so who wants to hear the resolution of #phonegate15

@tjefferson 
@el_schuy okay go

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14/11/2015, 3:49am

@Real_AHam
@el_schuy not sulking

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14/11/2015, 3:50am

@el_schuy
so im just about to fall asleep again after SOMEone woke me up (@Real_AHam) b/c he was being "harassed"

@el_schuy 
and i can hear this squeaking coming from the other side of the room?  so i turn the light on and 

@el_schuy
@Real_AHam is just standing next to the chair.  looking confused.  then he sits down v slowly 

@el_schuy
and slowly stands up again.  repeats several times. @Real_AHam

@el_schuy
            RETWEET @el_schuy "i... fucked up..." - alex just now

@el_schuy
who wants to guess what he found in his back pocket

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14/11/2015, 3:50am

@Laf_ayette
im laughing my ass off @Real_AHam @el_schuy

@JLaurenss
@el_schuy @Real_AHam NO.  N O HOLY SH I T 

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14/11/2015, 3:57am

@el_schuy
TLDR your treasury secretary was making heavy breathing calls to the landline via butt-dial

@el_schuy
from his personal phone and live-tweeting the entire thing to you via his "work phone"

@el_schuy
which im 100% sure is just his way of getting away w tweeting during office hours

@el_schuy
#goodmorningamerica #phonegate15

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14/11/2015, 4:01am

@tjefferson
@J_Madison @AaronBurrOfficial @AngelicaSchuyler1 @thejadams @gWashington 
           RETWEET @el_schuy TLDR your treasury secretary was making heavy breathing calls to the landline via butt-dial

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14/11/2015, 10:28am

@Real_AHam
fuck all of you #goodfuckingmorning #phonegate15