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Diary of a Wombatt

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Morning: Slept.

Afternoon: Received visitors. Was much admir’d.
Drank some Madeira. Not as good as the Madeira at Madame C-’s. Suspect Sir Z- R- does not know Mr H-’s1 freetrading friends.
Ate canvas.
Ate oilpaints.
Ate turpentine. Not as good as Seraphine’s curried puffs.

Evening: I have been BANISHED! My hole has been abruptly relocated outside. This is Not Good Enough and I shall complain with management.

Night: Management not amused by noise. Not yielding.


1 Mr H-, a Fellow of the Royal College of Surgeons, was noted at the time for his advancement of obstetrics and his public dissections.