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Diary of a Wombatt

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Morning: Arrived in new home. It is called Essex1. Apparently I am a rarity and much admired.

Afternoon: Slept.

Evening: Ate grass. Scratched.

Night: Ate grass. Slept.

1 Editor's note: This appears to be a reference to the clergyman and fellow of the Royal Society, Mr T-, who was given a wombat that had been brought back to England in the early 19th century.