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Date Night . . . with Toys

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"You shall not defea—"

Foomfh!

"Noooooo!"

Zzzzip!

"Ahahahahaha! Is that all you—"

FOOMFH!

"Sweet Merlin's knickers!"

"Do you surrender?"

"Never, er, I mean, nevah!"

Reeeeeeeeearchplpht!

~*~

Hermione started as purple goo erupted from one of Harry's Fake-a-Spells. "Perhaps asking him to sit wasn't the—"

"Best idea ever? The children love those toys."

"They do?"

Severus turned. "You look lovely."

"And you, dejected. Go pla—Severus! Use the door."

"Yes, of—"

"And Severus?"

"Hmm?"

"You can play now, but I want serious afterglow upon our return. Deal?"

The grin no one but Hermione ever saw crossed Severus' face. "Best. Date. Night. Evah!"