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Bro!Dirk and NotGrandpa!Jake try to have public sex and fail at it. They go home to continue. Narrated in ten iambic sonnets.
- Part 2 of Poetic License to Kill
You huskily murmur to his neck,
After the kiss you break,
"I'm sorry, babe, your shit is wrecked,
The 'Prince' is now awake."
Damn that was smooth