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[podfic] Tasseomancy

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Only once they were out of sight of the café did the man stop and take his arm away, giving Stede a sheepish little grin. “Looked like you needed rescuing back there,” he said, and then held out his free hand. “I’m Ed.”

Stede, still a little dumbfounded, grasped Ed’s hand in a weak shake. “Stede. Stede Bonnet. I’ll pay you back for the tea, I promise. I get paid next week.”

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A modern AU where Ed saves Stede from embarrassment in a café, and then suddenly accidental sugar daddy happens. This is a prompt fill from the OFMD kink meme.

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Chapter 3

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Author notes: tw for a brief mention of historic physical and verbal abuse in this chapter - if you want to skip it then don't read the paragraph that starts with ed saying “I was— god, I dunno, thirteen? Fourteen?". i will include a short description in the end notes for anyone who needs it.

 

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further details for tw: ed tells stede that as a child, his dad saw him wearing a dress. his dad hit him and called him a homophobic slur.
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is this what a luxury personal shopping experience is actually like? i have no idea, being as i am just a lowly peasant whose experience with luxury shopping is limited to touching some of the designer clothes in Liberty only to have a shop assistant immediately give me a look and then remove them from the rail...... lol

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Chapter 12

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And that's it, foks! Thank you so much to zacharybosch for letting tromp through your playground. I had so much fun spending time with these two - it was an absolute delight to be able to share this story. And if I ever wondered if I'd be able to make it through recording 30 minutes of unbroken smut, I now have my answer!

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