Actions

Work Header

Quick Oneshots/Crossovers - Part 25

Chapter Text

[The shot opens on the interior of a kitchen. A woman is washing a dish by hand, drying it, putting it away and looping the tea towel around the oven handle]

 

[She looks out of the window and heavily sighs, and a guy comes up beside her]

 

[The woman turns, and frowns]

 

WOMAN: Don’t sneak up, it’s not nice.

 

GUY: Did you know I was behind you?

 

WOMAN: No.

 

GUY: Then why aren’t you scared?

 

[The woman shrugs on a bright green dressing gown from seemingly nowhere, pulling on a hood that is the Hulk’s face. She turns to the camera and pouts]

 

WOMAN: That’s my secret. I’m always scared.

 

[The shot widens slightly to show the guy]

 

GUY: No, you’re not. You’re always telling me you stalk guys at work and don’t care if they go to HR.

 

[The woman goes red, puts her hand over the camera, despite a couple fingers spread to show movement blur]

 

WOMAN: You can’t be completely honest about the truth when I’m filming, dear.