In this universe, the Red Dinner never happened.
In this universe, cell phones can't be traced.
This is an irreverent, image-based, profanity-laced crackfic in text format. As in, phones. As in, everyone is TEXTING one another. It's about as weird as you'd think. And it all starts with an FBI trainee duct taped to a fridge...
Hi, everyone! So, as stated in the description--this is a Clannigram crackfic based on the idea that everyone in the Hannibal universe (both Harris- and Fullerverse) is able to text with impunity. It's very OOC, very profane, and very, VERY silly. I started doing this as a joke for my friends, and they encouraged me to share it with the wider world.
I use an iPhone message spoofer to create these. If the threads get confusing, remember that the character/contact name at the top of each "screenshot" corresponds to the gray bubbles (the ones on the left) in each conversation. Quick-changes can occasionally happen, though as I write more "chapters" I find that longer conversations are becoming the norm. (And if you're easily confused, God help you when we're watching a convo from Will's phone. He has a tendency to use...creative names for his contact list.)
I'm a bit shy about sharing this, but--big breath. Here I go. I hope you enjoy!
In case someone cares: This story is set 1-2 years after the end of Season 2, minus the Red Dinner. Will and Abigail rode magical unicorns to Murderland, and the Lecter "family" now lives in an undisclosed (but surely fabulous) location in the US.
And note: I am not making any money off of this, don't own any characters, just for fun, etc., etc.
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