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The Widow has spun her web now,
and the Hawk is in his nest - not a peep.
Cap is curled up with his shield, Stark,
so please go the fuck to sleep.
Bruce is face down in his laboratory;
the other guy, locked in deep.
JARVIS is defragging his hard drives, Stark,
so please go the fuck to sleep.
Coulson lies in a medical coma,
machines around him going beep.
so do me a fucking favour, Stark,
and please go the fuck to sleep.
Odin is sleeping soundly,
Even Loki is unconscious (that little creep)
Thor and Mjǫlnir are dreaming of pop tarts, Stark,
please go the fuck to sleep.
I'm starting to lose my temper,
and the drop from the helicarrier window is steep,
if anyone asks what happened, Stark,
I'll tell them that you took a leap.
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