"I was cleaning the bedroom, and I found these." Hermione held up a stack of magazines. Draco blanched. "Hermione, you've got to understand. I have specific needs--regular magazines aren't enough for me." Hermione rolled her eyes. "Draco, if you want to subscribe to The Economist, it's fine by me."
"Hermione, would you say that I'm 'amazing' or 'mindblowing' in bed." "What?" "I noticed that all these Muggle magazines have quizzes to rate your sex partner, but since that's me, I thought I'd just be efficient and fill it out on your behalf. So, which of the two is it?" "I have no words, Draco."