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Harrumph, Says The Besalisk

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Two Besalisks ambled out to mind their own business.

There was important mischief afoot.

“Help us,” said the Ryn. “The system takes our credits away. We will be mischievious in return.”

But Besalisks mind their own business. So…

“HARRUMPH,” said the big Besalisk.

“harrumph,” said the little Besalisk.

And off they ambled to mind their own business.

 


 

There was important mischief afoot.

“Help us,” said the Neimoidians. “The system takes our joy away. We will be mischievious in return.”

This mischief sounded very important indeed.

But Besalisks mind their own business. So…

“HARRUMPH,” said the big Besalisk.

“harrumph,” said the little Besalisk, after a pause.

And off they ambled to mind their own business.

 


 

There was important mischief afoot.

“Help us,” said the Ithorians. “The system takes our food away. We will be mischievious in return.”

This mischief sounded even more important than their own business.

But Besalisks do mind their own business. So…

“HARRUMPH,” said the big Besalisk.

“harrumph,” said the little Besalisk, with regret.

And off the big Besalisk ambled, so off the little Besalisk ambled, to mind their own business.

 


 

There was important mischief afoot.

“Help us,” said the Savrips. “The system takes our homes away. We will be mischievious in return.”

But Besalisks mind their own business. So…

“HARRUMPH,” said the big Besalisk.

And off the big Besalisk began to amble to mind their own business.

But off the little Besalisk did not amble.

HARRUMPH,” said the big Besalisk, louder.

But off the little Besalisk still did not amble.

HARRUMPH,” said the big Besalisk, even louder.

“fuck the system,” said the little Besalisk.

And away the little Besalisk toddled to cause important mischief.