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NSFW Alphabet - Chandler Bing

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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Very clingy, he wants to be as close as he can be without being in you otherwise it leads to another round when you both are feeling it. He also loves just admiring you after you both have finished, the way your chest rises and falls and the way your eyes are all glossed over, just boosts his ego cause he knows that he did that to you.

B = Body Part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favourite thing about you is your eyes, the way the light catches them and he can see every little detail of them. He could spend hours, days even just staring and taking in everything they have to offer and extracting the secrets they hold.

Your favourite thing about him is his hands whether he’s holding you making you feel safe or making you scream, you swear those fingers are a Godsend. That hit all the right spots and sometimes you feel sorry for your neighbours and Monica. Sometimes.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

In you is his favourite place whichever spot is being used that time, but if you ask him the first time you swallowed was amazing. He loves tasting you and the first time he made you cum, he swears he died and went to heaven.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He owns toys that he uses on himself when you're away for your job, he is going to tell you but he doesn't know how to bring it up without it sounding forced, and uncomfortable. But the conversation got jumpstarted when you came home early from a work trip, and wanting to surprise him, you didn't tell him so when you walked into your room to see him using a fleshlight and cock ring. You both were shocked to say the least.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

When you two met he was experienced in a good way, the first time you slept together you could see why your ex best friend said he made her legs shake, he was awkward when he first asked you out but when you guys got more comfortable he took your ability to walk for two days and you’d been together ever since.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Literally any. It's hard for him to pick just one but if he had to choose he would say anywhere he can see your face, that way he can see exactly how he’s making you feel and he can see your eyes gloss over when you cum, and squeeze him for every he has.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Extremely, he likes cracking jokes when the time is right, but he's being rough, he's serious and it's one of the few times he is concentrating on making you feel good, he prefers making you cum before he does in those times.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He looks after himself pretty well, but it's entirely based on preference, if you like him to be clean shaven then he will be, in his eyes you influence how much hair dances on his body. He’s not picky when it comes to your hair, if you're clean shaven, then you're clean shaved. Again he doesn't mind, he just wants you to be comfortable.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

When you two first got together he was scared he was going to do something that made you leave him, so when you got more comfortable with each other he started to show his true self, which is someone who listens and observes everything, every little noise, every shudder and the way you move when he does certain things, which eases his anxiety a lot.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Of course he does, and he does it mostly when you're on work trips cause he can't be close to you, which he doesn't like. And he finds the polaroids you have taken and uses them to help him, and you have caught him on more than one occasion where you walk in and catch him, to which he apologises and you forgive nearly every time.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Praise and breeding are his two most predominant kinks, he just loves praising you and making you feel special especially after ruining you and watching his cum flow out of you, it awakens something primitive in him he wants to show the world your hisl.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

The bathroom or your room. They both have there pros and cons, for example the bathroom, more specifically the shower, it’s a great space but somehow Monica has gotten installed in the showerhead meaning it cuts off are 15 mins, and the bath is squishy for one person let alone two people which you too found out real early.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Anything you do gets him going, but the thing that drives him nuts is anytime you are wearing red anything. In his eyes red brings out all your best features and shapes you amazingly, he actually had to remind Joey that you were his partner instead of Joey’s, unknown to them you heard everything making you laugh.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Sharing or having people watch. You are his and only his, you brought up the idea of a threesome at some point in your relationship, he said no, not happening before you finished saying the word, you didn’t mind that he cut you off and said no you would have preferred to know than to not.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He loves giving, he will accept receiving but if he had a choice he would take give because he loves that fact that he can make you come undone with just his mouth and hands. If you want to give him head he won't stop you, he likes it as much as the next gentleman but if he had to choice he would give.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He’s both but it relies on you, if you want it to be rough that's what he'll do, you want it soft it will be soft. There are only few times where you haven't had a say in the pace and that’s only because hes either jealous or tense leading you to be fucked out of youre brains on the bed. Not that you mind

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

With how often everyone is over you've both mastered the quiet quickie. Unfortunately unbenounced to you too, everyone knows what you two are doing when you going into your bedroom and come out 15 minutes later with hair dishevelled, panting and 9 times out of 10 you are wearing each other's shirts. In short he loves them.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He is down to try anything, this man loves you with all his heart and anything you suggest in the bedroom he is willing to try at least once because how do you know if you like or enjoy something if you don't try it. So yes he is always game to experiment.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He lasts however long you want to go, if you want it to last hours then it will if you want it to be short and sweet it will. But this man can go for 5 rounds with breaks in between before he has to take a break and rest.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Yes you both have some, and they come into play nearly every time you guys have fun, and it helped you two learn about each other, and nearly every time you two plan to do anything Monica gets kicked out so you're both not embarrassed about making too much noise and keeping her awake.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He loves to tease, especially around the others, he finds it funny when your face goes three different shades of red when you realise what he said. And when you have to dress up for work events he somehow is even worse in the teasing, most of the time you're outfits end up the his bedroom floor.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

When you first started doing anything, he was quiet, worried he would do or say something htat made you realise that hes weird and you leave, but when you started being somewhat loud he mentallly went fuck it and let you hear how good you make him feel

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanons for the character of your choice)

He likes taking you on dates, like really fancy ones where you guys get dressed like you're going to a red carpet and he takes you out to fancy restaurants and then to a movie that you really wanted to go to. It’s a weekly thing that you do and you don't know, it yet but at the next date night he’s planning on proposing to you and silently hoping you say yes ( Which you do )

When he first introduced you to the group, Monica was distant and cold whenever you tried to talk to her, but one day when she came back to her apartment she saw you cooking dinner for the group and especially her, she was low key expecting everyone but her to get a serving because of how she treats you, her, but when you served her first she was really surprised.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

When you first saw it you panicked about how it was going to fit inside you, but you both mangened to get him to bottom out and he didn’t even need to move and he was already hitting that magical spot inside you.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

If he could have you everyday, all day he would but alas the adult world of earning money and paying taxes calls, but even with that you guys actually have a “seduction schedule” which alternate weeks so one week is Monday, Wednesday, Friday and the other week is Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday, Sunday is always date night. Does not matter which week it is, Sunday is the dedicated date night.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He always makes sure you're asleep before he goes off to dream land, cause in the time between you falling asleep and him falling asleep he takes in your features and every night he contemplates just putting the engagement right he got on and not telling you and seeing how long it takes you to notice.


Author notes:

This is my first attempt at a fanfic and what better way than to start with smut, I hope you enjoyed reading. Feedback and how to improve is always welcome. <3