A stargate malfunction (another one!) sends the team to a parallel Atlantis. While Rodney works to find them a way home, John has to keep Woolsey distracted from using Teyla or Ronon by agreeing to be his submissive and discovers a new side of himself as he slips deeper and deeper into his role.
I've loved this fic for years for its marvelous characterizations of John and Woolsey, as John slides into a wonderland of kinky sex and self-discovery, largely in spite of himself. Huge thanks to trophic for permission to podfic the story.
Content note: because John's in a BDSM alternate universe where he doesn't know the rules, and because he initially excels at misunderstanding what's going on, the first scenes are a bit dubcon and certainly undernegotiated, through no fault of Woolsey's.
The music is Ed Kowalczyk's cover of I Walk The Line.