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[Podfic] The Kirk
1lostone
Summary:
In which Kirk is surprised, and Spock learns his lessons well. For this awesome prompt on the kink meme: Kirk's sexual prowess is legendary, right? So really, it was only a matter of time before sombody started marketing it. While on shoreleave, Jim discovers the best selling dildo to ever hit this quadrent of the galaxy; "The Kirk". That's right ladies and gentlbeings, you too can now have your very own Captain-Kirk-Cock. The idea of 'human skills' lessons was inspired by Deastar, whose So Wise We Grow is one the most wonderful things in the XI fandom.
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- Inspired by The Kirk by spdfg.
... I'll take two.
All the love and thanks to Kayson for the beta listen!
(See the end of the work for more notes.)
Notes:
Thank you for listening. Sorry that I got a little giggly at the end, but this fic makes me laugh my ass off.
💖Song Clip: Dick in a Box by The Lonely Island featuring Justin Timberlake (The SNL version because I had to have the goofy laugh track.)
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