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bucky: do u ever think ab the meaning of life

sam: bucky its only midnight chill out

bucky: true

 

 

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bucky: so about the meaning of life

sam: ITS 3 IN THE GODDAMN MORNING GO TO SLEEP

bucky: what so midnight is too early but 4 is too late?? make up ur mind goddamn

bucky: also u go to sleep first mf

sam: fuck u, fuck that, go to sleep

bucky: no u

sam: barnes

bucky: wilson

sam: ..

bucky: fine ill contemplate it later

sam: good.

 

 

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bucky: so

sam: NOT AT 6 IN THE MORNING

sam: WHY DID U WAKE UP AT SUCH AN UNGODLY HOUR

bucky: technically i never slept

sam: im telling steve

bucky: u wouldnt

sam: i so would

bucky: :(((

sam: :))

 

 

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bucky: its noon now can we talk ab it

sam: ok fine talk ab the meaning of life

bucky: 42

sam: u little bitch

 

 

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sam: why is this my life

bucky: what happened

sam: stark vs rogers

sam: again

bucky: shit

sam: yea

sam: both did nothing wrong they just can't talk anything out for shit

bucky: rt

bucky: stg they just need to like. grow the fuck up and talk

sam: impossible its tony and steve we’re talking abt

sam: this only ends when one of them goes way outta line then breaks down apologizing

bucky: we could antagonize them discreetly so they snap at each other??

 

sam: bucky no

bucky: bucky yes

sam: steve would b mad

bucky: true nevermind

sam: whipped

bucky: NO

 

 

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sam: so about ur plan for them to make up

bucky: still arguing?

sam: yep.

 

 

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sam: CODE BLUE CODE BLUE

bucky: is that happy tears or sad tears

sam: happy tears

sam: sad tears is code green

bucky: DO U THINK THEY MADE UP

sam: ABSOLUTELY

bucky: YES THEY DID OH MY GOD

bucky: ab fucking time

 

 

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bucky: hey cna u clal me

bucky: plks

sam: yes ofc

[ongoing call: 2 hours 34 minutes]

 

 

 

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sam: u ok now?

bucky: i think so

bucky: thx

sam: no problem man ily

bucky: <3

 

 

 

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bucky: what do u think mosquitos think when they see us

sam: oh for fucks sake