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(Hey! Hey! You! You!) I Don't Like Your Plotlines!

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Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your plotlines!
No way! No way!
I think you need some new ones
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could write new plotlines

Hey! Hey! You! You!
Think of all the plotholes
No way! No way!
There’s so much to regret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I wanna rewrite plotlines

[Verse 1]
Ladies die
I wanna cry
You’re so malicious
I think about it all the time
You’re so vindictive
Don’t know what I wouldn’t do to keep them all alive (alive, alive, alive)?
Don’t pretend I think you know they’re damn precious
And Hell Yeah
That’s one motherfucking princess
I can tell you see it too and you know I’m right

[Bridge:]
Your plot’s so whatever
I could do so much better
We’ve got fans collaborating now
And that’s what everyone’s talking about!

[Chorus:]
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your plotlines!
No way! No way!
I think you need some new ones
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could write new plotlines

Hey! Hey! You! You!
Think of all the plotholes
No way! No way!
There’s so much to regret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I wanna rewrite plotlines

[Verse 2]
I can see a way, I see a way to fix this mess
And end game is Pack Feels, Life, and Happiness
You resurrect villains all the time again and again (again, again, again)
So come over here, I’ll tell you what I want to hear
Don’t let characters just disappear
I don’t want to see you write one off ever again (and again, and again, and again!)

[Bridge]

Your plot’s so whatever
I could do so much better
We’ve got fans collaborating now
And that’s what everyone’s talking about!

[Chorus]
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your plotlines!
No way! No way!
I think you need some new ones
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could write new plotlines

Hey! Hey! You! You!
Think of all the plotholes
No way! No way!
There’s so much to regret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I wanna rewrite plotlines

In my fic I’ll put your cannon through the wringer
'cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
And all our ships
Now why you wanna sink ‘em?
That’s so stupid
What the hell were you thinkin’?!
[repeat]

[Chorus x2]
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your plotlines!
No way! No way!
I think you need some new ones
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could write new plotlines

Hey! Hey! You! You!
Think of all the plotholes
No way! No way!
There’s so much to regret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I wanna rewrite plotlines

No way! No way!

Hey! Hey!