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monday 2:29am

venti created a group “ one hot mf and twenty other users ig ”

venti added 20 contacts

 

venti: would you guys be there for me if i was going through something?

 

diluc: no, absolutely not.

 

aether: ofc not lmao

 

lumine: i hope it emotionally scars u for the rest of ur life <3

 

aether: you**, your**

 

lumine: and this is why im the better twin:

 

jean: >replying to venti 

            i would, if you weren’t texting at this hour smh

 

kaeya: guys don’t let venti’s question distract you from the fact that im that one hot mf in the group title 

 

childe: i think you meant me** aha 

 

kaeya: wouldn’t that just be me again 🤨

 

lumine: braincells flew out of the window

 

aether: what your attention should really be brought to is the fact that venti spelled 20 out

 

childe: #cancelventi

 

venti: you talk big for someone who stinks like the massive, most scrumptious dumpy i took jn

 

childe: tmi 😟

 

kaeya: >replying to venti

              pics.

 

mona: screenshotting and saving this under my blackmail folder 

 

lumine: can’t say i didn't expect any less from kaeya

 

aether: >replying to mona

              how much would it cost to buy your entire collection?

 

mona: 6 figures

 

aether: deal.

 

diluc: aether i’ll sponsor you 

 

kaeya: brother… how could you do this to me </3

 

xiao: its 2 in the morning everyone stfu especially you venti

 

venti: bbbut i didn't even say anything

 

rosaria: your presence alone already radiates enough degenerate aura i can smell your stinky unwashed ass all the way from the girls dorm

 

lumine: ^

 

aether: ^

 

diluc: ^

 

xiao: ^

 

mona: ^

 

childe: ^

 

kaeya: ^

 

lumine: bbbut shut yo bitchass up lmfao 

 

mona: can we all just agree that venti slander is the best slander

 

childe: another day another slay

 

aether: you ain't got no input in this 

 

aether: you’re another one of those stinky mfs 😐

 

jean: guys go to sleep we have a test tomorrow 

 

kaeya: i’ll copy off you tyvm 🙏

 

rosaria: yall he doesn’t know that we will be changing seats tmrw 

 

diluc: you’re sitting next to venti good luck

 

diluc: actually no i hope you fail miserably 

 

venti: i feel like i'm being indirectly attacked rn

 

jean: for the love of god, go to sleep 

 

kaeya: yes ma’am 



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monday 8:01am

venti: g’morning to all you whores! 

 

hu tao: hey mamas

 

jean: @everyone today we’ll be having a test at approximately 9:15 in the morning! you have more than an hour to do some extra revision so make use of your time wisely

 

childe: we’re fucked

 

xiao: you’re speaking only for yourself here

 

aether: >replying to childe 

              you’re**

 

kaeya: @childe i got the answer sheets dw brotha

 

venti: so we all in this tgth 🙏

 

diluc: whatever they’re up to, it isn’t good

 

diluc: they should be stopped immediately

 

lumine: nono i want to see how this plays out 

 

aether: it’d probably end incredibly well with them acing the test or some pipe in the bathroom exploding 

 

aether: either ways both are things i would pay to see happen

 

hu tao: english is a difficult subject. it can be understood through tough thorough thought though 

 

kaeya: say it 5 times quickly

 

venti: tru tuff toro tot tho

 

albedo: im gonna shove hydrogen cyanide down your throat if you don't stfu 😐

 

kaeya: in a kinky way orrrr

 

diluc: someone call pest control please

 

lumine: kaeya does not deserve any human rights 😨

 

aether: we been knew

 

rosaria: kaeya i will uppercut punch you, dropkick you, and then proceed to decapitate you 

 

keqing: i was away for a few hours and already so much has happened but one thing that we can all collectively agree on is that kaeya is absolutely revolting 

 

beidou: i second that

 

venti: not trying to brag or anything but i can wake up without an alarm clock because of my crippling and overwhelming anxiety 

 

xiao: venti i hate you with every inch of my body.

 

childe: that's not alot of inches tho

 

mona: childe, i'm saying this so that the expensive carpet wouldn’t be full of blood stains again, run as fast as you can.

 

aether: again? ayo???

 

keqing: apparently someone died in our class before 

 

beidou: LOL I SEE XIAO TACKLING CHILDE ONTO THE FLOOR

 

hu tao: rip bozo 🤣🙏‼️

 

venti: a fellow comrade has fallen 

 

venti: let us give a moment of silence to commemorate them

 

hu tao: brb guys im getting my oak wood coffin ready for childe tartaglia 

 

lumine: update, zhongli interfered 

 

lumine: 3 people had to hold xiao back 💀

 

aether: xiao pummeled childe tartaglia to the floor

 

aether: it was a one sided beating 

 

hu tao: did anyone get that shit on camera?

 

mona: i did

 

hu tao: sweet. don't forget to upload it to a hard drive

 

aether: another addition to your blackmail material ig

 

childe: hey guys

 

diluc: >replying to childe

           you got your face chewed off by a 5 feet tall gremlin 

 

diluc: weak as hell

 

kaeya: dude u good? 

 

childe: well apart from a couple of broken bones and severe psychological distress i’d say i’m doing great 

 

childe: my hair isn’t messed up anyways so im good to go

 

lumine: trying to impress a certain dark haired tall guy with amber eyes huh

 

hu tao: damn i wonder who it’d be

 

hu tao: does he work as my assistant or not idk

 

aether: childe tartaglia you aint lowkey in the least bit

 

aether: we all know who you’re trying to impress 

 

kaeya: lmao he went offline

 

zhongli: Good morning everyone. The test will be starting shortly, so please keep away any mobile devices or notes,etc. Goodluck on the test.

 

venti: damn it's already 9 that was fast

 

jean: venti get off your fucking phone and start preparing 

 

kaeya: yoo jean snapped

 


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monday 9:35am

venti: math section a q6

 

kaeya: 2

 

aether: q18

 

kaeya: 4

 

kaeya: thats 100 mora

 

childe: wb q9&12

 

kaeya: 1,2

 

childe: >replying to kaeya

             put it under my tab

 

venti: ily no homo tho

 

hu tao: gay gay homosexual gay

 

mona: wait a sec aren’t we having a test rn

 

keqing: yeah how are yall on this 

 

lumine: ^ both of you are one to talk 

 

mona: im using my old nokia lmfao

 

aether: ew zhongli kinnie 

 

childe: not anymoreee 

 

childe: im getting zhongli a new phone after this

 

venti: im not gay he says

 

kaeya: any other questions? my income comes directly from this

 

aether: q31 pls

 

kaeya: 3

 

venti: this is psychological torture 

 

lumine: i saw cogwheels turning in ur brain trying to figure out how to spell psychological 

 

venti: cry about it lmfao

 

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monday 12:05pm

hu tao created a group “ homiesexual ”

hu tao added 11 contacts

 

xingqiu: im not saying im obsessed but if chongyun told me to jump off a cliff i’d cartwheel towards the edge and do a backflip 

 

hu tao: he read that

 

xiangling: what do you have to say about this @chongyun

 

chongyun: >replying to xingqiu

                   i would jump off a cliff for you too as a friend ofc

 

yanfei: 💀

 

hu tao: f 

 

bennett: dont worry xingqiu you still have a chance lol

 

fischl: my fellow companions, thou has been graced with my transcendent presence! i see a dear acquaintance in a state of unease.. fret not, for i, fischl shall spare you of your worries

 

xinyan: what 

 

hu tao: chuuni syndrome lmao

 

fischl: such insolence! what you have just said was the most insulting thing that has ever fallen upon my auricle

 

fischl: actually forget it fuck you

 

xingqiu: you know its getting serious when fischl drops her sophisticated style of speech 

 

xiangling: yanfei should know she talks in intellectual 

 

yanfei: i’ll doxx u stfu

 

xiangling: it was a compliment tho???

 

xingqiu: feeling cute might commit arson later

 

hu tao: caught in 4k 📸 

 

chongyun: didn’t you burn down the western wing last week 🤨

 

hu tao: i don't stoop so low tf

 

hu tao: is this what you think of me? #beetrayel

 

barbara: bitch i got it on camera 

 

yanfei: would be a shame if i… hacked into barbara's software system and broadcast the video to the entire school

 

xinyan: please do

 

bennett: i stand by xinyan

 

xingqiu: wrongdoers should be prosecuted 🙏‼️

 

hu tao: i hate all of you i'm going to blast 100 gecs at 3am

 

xinyan: a banger tho

 

hu tao: yall is it just me or is our science human body model smirking at me

 

xingqiu: nah hu tao its just your sleep deprivation in action

 

hu tao: if you dont stop i’ll make your penis into penwas 

 

xiangling: banger tweet???

 

babara: everything hu tao says is iconic fr

 

chongyun: guys keep your phones i can hear mdm ping approaching

 

xinyan: you’re right omg bye everyone

 

xingqiu: bye xinyan bye hu tao bye bennett bye babara bye chongyun bye yanfei bye xiangling bye fischl bye chongyun 

 

yanfei: you said bye chongyun twice 

 

xingqiu: its chongyun appreciation day