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[Sonic had created a group chat.]

[Sonic had added Brokkoli, KEMGD and 19 others.]

[Sonic had named the chat 3-A]




Bird: What is this? I can sense the madness.


Sonic: This, as you might have guessed, is the new group chat of our class.


NO: A new one? What's wrong with the last one?


Sonic: ...


Bird: ...


Kirby: ...


NO: Hello? What's with the tension?


Queen: When was the last time you checked the group?


NO: Before the weekend? I don't know there was no net where I was. What happened?


Queen: Wanna quess?


NO: ...


NO: Bakohoe?


KEMGD: THE HELL YOU CALLED ME BIRDBRAIN??


NO: Bakohoe? What's with the new user name!


KEMGD: IT'S MY HERO NAME IDIOT?


NO: Ah yes, King Explosion Murderer God Dynamite. Very bold words for a little man.


KEMGD: WHO DID YOU CALL LITTLE BIRD EYES?


NO: I shall bestowed upon you any title of my choice as long as you remain on calling me a dam bird.


KEMGD: fine


Pinky: Mmmm, translation? Anyone?


Pica: He said he'll stop only if Bakohoe doesn't call him a bird.


KEMGD: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME SHORT-CIRCUIT?


Pinky: And who gave the brain cell to you today?


Queen: Hold the damn horse Bakohoe, Seto was in the middle of something important.


NO: So, if it's not Kat...


Queen:


Pinky:


Sonic:


NO: For the sake of peace and sanity, Denks?


Pica: ...Yes bro?


NO: Was it you?


Pica: Mmmmmmm, no?


NO: What have he done?


Pica: WAIT BUT IT WASN'T ME?


NO: @Rozo


Rozo: He sent way too many memes to the group that Aizawa kicked him out and


NO: And?


Queen: As idiot as he is, he thought it was a good idea to ask a hacker to bring him in since Aizawa threatened to expel anyone who add him back.


NO: Typical Erasure, couldn't he just silent the group instead of all this?


NO: HOLD UP? A hacker?


Rozo: Yes.


NO: Please continue with this horror story of yours.


Pica: Or please don't? Maybe?


Pinky: You get no right here baib.


Queen: And of course, our resident picachu thought that you would know the right man for the job.


NO: Poor choice really.


Pica: Hold it. In my defense, you know literally everyone.


Queen: Not wrong but anyway he came and found someone in your notebook?


NO: Any more explanation?


Bird: I gave him the emergency note that we had on the desk.


NO: Even more poor choices of actions. You gave him the numbers that I gave you for emergency for THIS?


Bird: I... I didn't think he would be actually this dumb.


Pica: But it was a emergency and I am not dumb.


Queen: Anyhow. He took a number, he texted it, he gave the group's link which he couldn't use it to it and told it to add him to the group. Wanna guess the amount of catastrophes?


NO: Depending on the number he could start the next zombie apocalypse. Which one was it?


Sonic: Excuse me but the next?


NO: You are excused. So @Pica who was it?


Pica:


Queen:


Pica: Why would you even have his number at the first place?


NO: No change of subjects, those are for emergencies. Who?


Pica: ...skin care?


NO: Well fuck.


KEMGD: Exactly.








[Two days prior to that conversation, after Tokoyami gave Denki that number.]




[Private messages between Danik and Skin care]


Charger: YOUP.


Skin care: Who is this? How do you have my number?


Charger: Is this the "gamer idiot who fix computers" guy that Seto wrote?


Skin care: He told you to call me? And what the hell is that name?


Charger: Nope, I just borrowed the number.


Skin care: okay, then bye kid.


Charger: Hold up, can you add me back to my group chat?


Skin care:


Skin care: You serious right now?


Charger: Yeah? Why?


Skin care: Do you have the slightest idea who I am?


Charger: Seto's friend who's good with computers?


Skin care:


Skin care: Well yes but actually no. What is this group anyway?


Charger: Our class's group chat. For study stuff you know?


Skin care:


Skin care: You in UA?


Charger: Yeah how you know?


Skin care: The Seto stuff and all.


Charger: Well yeah I am.


Skin care: Fine I'll help. Send the link.


Charger: Thanks bro https://pin.it/7l9i6GP.






UA-3A




Sho: So in conclusion, you ate my soba.


BOOM: For the last dam time, I don't care how many theories you type, it doesn't change the fact that it wasn't me. Go bother deku or something.


[Crusty had joined the chat.]


Alien Queen: Ha? Who's this??


[Crusty had added ElectroWizard to the chat.]


ElectroWizard: Thanks man.


BOOM: WHO'S THIS EXTRA?


ElectroWizard: Seto's friend.


[Crusty had Deku♥️, Mister and 3 others to the chat.]


BurntChicken: well this sounds fun