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Xinyan: I found a shrek doll

Venti: a what

Albedo: give it to me im gonna do something with it

Xinyan: well ill drop it to ur dorm ig @Albedo

Albedo: thanks

Barbara: why do u want it tho?

Albedo: just for a little research

Barbara: oh okay

Kaeya: hm

Yanfei: whats vore

Hu tao: ???

Mona: vore??

Beidou: what

Ningguang: never heard of it

Amber: uh

Amber: idk

Xiao: vore?

Gorou: idk abt vore

Xiangling: go search it up on the urban dictionary idk

Yanfei: it doesn’t make any sense to me

Barbara: voreurbandic.png

Chongyun: does not make sense

Ayato: i

Ayato: o

Ayato: goddamn

Eula: looks like its some sex play

Scaramouche: ^

Aether: how abt u look at pictures

Yanfei: they

Yanfei: they look... pregnant?

Ayato: oh.

Ayato: uhm

Ayato: that’s not pregnancy

Ayato: the person is literally inside the persons stomach

Baizhu: this is to hard to look at

Yanfei: what.

Noelle: explanation where.

Ayato: i just did

Xingqiu: PEOPLE LIKE THIS????

Xiangling: …

Barbara: i don’t know what to do abt this information

Kaeya: holy shit

Kaeya: that is so

Kaeya: ew

Diluc: I think im gonna throw up

Keqing: I can feel my stomach flipping

Ayato: well they asked so

Paimon: I should've never opened this app.

Oz: same

Yanfei: im 19 years old and I did not know this

Ayato: and im 20 and I did know this

Childe: but why do yk this???

Ayato: idk why do i

Scaramouche: what a horny fuck

Thoma: ikr

Ayato: HELP??

Chongyun: so whos single again

Hu tao: me and yanfei are “dating” but its kinda like a joke FIERGIKR

Yanfei: ^

Xingqiu: …

Xinyan: iiiii

Xiangling: that sounds

Chongyun: you could not be that dense right......

Xiao: you disappoint me.

Hu tao: WHAT

Zhongli: I am dissatisfied with your decision.

Ningguang: sigh

Ganyu: I can’t keep defending you anymore

Yanfei: iii

Keqing: isnt it like

Keqing: …. obvious?

Thoma: I don’t

Ayato: my new client

Ayato: I HAVENT DONE THIS IN SO LONG

Ayato: STRAIGHT TO THE DMS I GO

 

Private chat with Ayato and Hu tao

Ayato: YOU GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL

Ayato: HOW CAN U BE SO FUCKING DENSE GN

Hu tao: WTF DO U MEAN???

Hu tao: HELP???

Ayato: HOLY SHIT

Ayato: I AM GOING TO SHOW YOU THE WRATH OF THE YASHIRO COMMISIONER

Hu tao: WTF DO U MEAN SLOW TF DOWN

Hu tao: BABY STEPS

Ayato: OH MY GOD

Ayato: I cant keep doing this anymore

Ayato: YOU ADN YANFEI WILL BE GOING OPN A DATE.

Hu tao: WHAT

Ayato: FOLLOW ME >:)