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Bandori: CiRCLE Chat Shenanigans (ft. CHU2’s Penthouse)

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marinaaa has created chat group “Girls Band Party”.
marinaaa has added kirakira, arisa ichigaya and 33 others into the chat.
marinaaa is now admin.

 

marinaaa: hellohellohello!!
kirakira: HIIIIIIII
ran: what the fuck
sayo: language
ran: im leaving

ran has left the chat.
marinaaa has added ran into the chat.

ran: no
marinaaa: yes
tsuguriffic: please stay
hihihina: jfdklsjflkdj
chu2: what the shit is this
sayo: language
marinaaa: uhhhh
marinaaa: basically chat group for poppin’party, afterglow, pastel*palettes, roselia, hello! happy world, morfonica and raise a suilen
marinaaa: and me
pastelpalettes’gf: d i d s o m e o n e s a y p a s t e l * p a l e t t e s
hihihina: who-
chu2: pareo
pastelpalettes’gf: :(
marinaaa: should we do intros
aya!!!: sure i mean
marinaaa: ok i’ll go first
marinaaa: my name is tsukishima marina and im the manager of circle ok ur turn
kirakira: IM TOYAMA KASUMI I SING IN PPP I LIKE STARS
arisa ichigaya: im arisa that was my dumbass gf i do keyboard for ppp
arisa ichigaya: oh no i feel dirty jokes coming

(they all intro themselves and thats boring but here’s a handy key for your reference:

marinaaa: tsukishima marina

poppin’party:
kirakira: toyama kasumi
arisa ichigaya: ichigaya arisa
bunnies: hanazono tae
bread girl: yamabuki saaya
CHOCOCORONET: ushigome rimi

afterglow:
ran: mitake ran
ramen: udagawa tomoe
tsugurific: hazawa tsugumi
kaoru seta fangirl: uehara himari
pan: aoba moca

pastel*palettes:
aya!!!: maruyama aya
hihihina: hikawa hina
chisato: shiragi chisato
ymtmy: yamato maya
bushido: wakamiya eve

roselia:
yukina minato: minato yukina
sayo: hikawa sayo
necromancer: udagawa ako
cookie: imai lisa
rinko: shirokane rinko

hello! happy world:
kokoron <3: tsurumaki kokoro
kaoru seta: seta kaoru
hagumii: kitazawa hagumi
jellyfish: matsubara kanon
misaki: okusawa misaki/michelle

morfonica:
shiro: kurata mashiro
touko~: kirigaya touko
nanananamimimimi: hiromachi nanami
tsukushi: futaba tsukushi
rui: yashio rui

raise a suilen:
layer: wakana rei
king: satou masuki
chu2: tamade chiyuu
pastelpalettes’gf: nyuubara reona
lock: asahi rokka)

 

misaki: that took a depressingly long time lmao
arisa ichigaya: we have seven bands what do you expect
tsukushi: ^^^ PLUS each band has five people, and marina exists
marinaaa: man
kirakira: @arisa ichigaya you still up for our family restaurant date on saturday
arisa ichigaya: AHHHHHHH KASUMI PM PM PM
rinko: wow tea
pastelpaletes’gf: can i drag chuchusama and come with yall
kirakira: of course
chu2: ABSOLUTELY NOT
arisa ichigaya: kasumi why
kirakira: it’s a group chat
arisa ichigaya: you don’t annOUNCE YOUR DATE IN A FUCKING GROUP CHAT
sayo: language
arisa ichigaya: @marinaaa please kick kasumi
marinaaa: technically i shouldnt
arisa ichigaya: >:(

marinaaa has removed kirakira.

rinko: WOW TEA
necromancer: *sips said tea*
arisa ichigaya: NO I MEANT-
pastelpalettes’gf: HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
marinaaa: NO IM KIDDING

marinaaa has added kirakira into the chat.

touko~: LMFAO
sayo: language
kirakira: jldskjflksdjf
pastelpalettes’gf: sayo san are you a bot
sayo: no
pastelpalettes’gf: oh wow the bot has advanced programming
sayo: i am not a bot
necromancer: thats a very persistent bot you got there marina
necromancer: NO SAYO FORGIVE ME
sayo: i will slit your throat when we go for practice tomorrow
ran: what in the 98432 messages
marinaaa: welcome to bandori

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marinaaa: ok girls i know i shouldn’t be dumping this shit onto high school girls but i have a problem
sayo: language, marina senpai
ymtmy: what happened
marinaaa: uhh how to explain
necromancer: its ok we know how the horizontal tango works
marinaaa: AKO NO
sayo: UDAGAWA AKO I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL TAKE A BUTCHER KNIFE TO OUR NEXT PRACTICE SESSION AND CHOP OFF YOUR HEAD
rinko: *fake shock*
marinaaa: AKO THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT
hagumii: what’s a horizontal tango
necromancer: NO IM SORRY I PROMISE I JUST ASSUMED-
misaki: hagumi i want you to put away your phone and go run laps downtown and when you come back you clear this chat immediately okay?
rinko: hello everyone roselia will be missing a drummer and we will be holding auditions
marinaaa: can we please go back to the problem at hand

marinaaa has changed chat permissions to “only admins can chat”.

marinaaa: ok so the problem
rinko: the problem?
marinaaa: RINKO HOW THE FUCK
rinko: found a bug :)
rinko: i can hear sayo going “language”
marinaaa: ok just shut up for the time being please
rinko: yessir
marinaaa: ok so you know the bonsai we have in front of circle
marinaaa: yeah uhh something happened and i think they’re dying :/
marinaaa: please advise

marinaaa has changed chat permissions to “all participants can chat”.

rinko: @arisa ichigaya
misaki: @arisa ichigaya
necromancer: @arisa ichigaya
ymtmy: @arisa ichigaya
necromancer: everyone ping @arisa ichigaya
ramen: @arisa ichigaya
touko~: @arisa ichigaya
arisa ichigaya: WHAT THE FUCK DO Y’ALL WANT??????
sayo: language
misaki: read chat
arisa ichigaya: EW AKO NO WHAT THE FUCK
sayo: language, but also yes i agree^^^
arisa ichigaya: @marinaaa what happened to the bonsai
marinaaa: i was trying to grow them upright but i think they’re falling and shi
marinaaa: look :(

marinaaa has sent an attatchment: img.5438902

misaki: oh damn
necromancer: looks broken
necromancer: like me :D
arisa ichigaya: did you just
arisa ichigaya: cultivate a slant style bonsai
arisa ichigaya: by accident
marinaaa: what
arisa ichigaya: that’s a slant style bonsai
arisa ichigaya: i have been trying to cultivate this for YEARS
arisa ichigaya: teach me your ways
marinaaa: idk man i just planted seeds
arisa ichigaya: no but it looks perfectly fine, in any case i can drop by circle to check
marinaaa: thank you so much
misaki: oh thats a happy ending
rinko: considering the conversation started with ako assuming that marina was having trouble fucking
sayo: language
necromancer: NO I DIDN’T MEAN IT
marinaaa: DON’T REMIND ME NOW
rinko: :)

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necromancer: ayo anyone down to play nfo with me

rinko: ok but wait first im levelling up my laia

necromancer: YOU HAVE LAIA????? LUCKY

necromancer: IVE BEEN PULLING FOR LAIA FOR THE PAST 3 DAYS

necromancer: AND I RAN OUT OF EMBER

necromancer: TWICE

necromancer: FOR HER

rinko: you have opellhius it checks out

sayo: wasn’t it spelt Ophelius? also, yes i can play, send the code

necromancer: 069420 /j

necromancer: code is 778356

rinko: nope it’s opellhius i’ve pulled on them too many times

rinko: and i went bankrupt five times for them so 

necromancer: yes because you keep spending ember on pets. i told you not to get them

rinko: >:(

marinaaa: yall should i download nfo

necromancer: YES ABSOLUTELY

rinko: DO IT

sayo: please do i can’t bear to keep playing with only these two

marinaaa: wow if sayo recommends it i should

rinko: lmao

marinaaa: ok im waiting tell me the basics

necromancer: tbh they tell you the basics in the tutorial quest

necromancer: the departure village letter to linda one

rinko: they also literally just— straight up give you the button control names

rinko: like “mix” and “accept quest”

marinaaa: wait im confused whats levelling up whats laia whats ember whats opellhius whats code whats pulling whats pets whats a quest 

necromancer: wait im farming lavender

rinko: ok i can handle this

marinaaa: ???????

rinko: there are tons of playable characters in nfo but you have to pull on gacha banners to get them 

marinaaa: ???????

rinko: basically gambling for hot people

rinko: although there are some nonhuman characters

sayo: like the wisps

rinko: yeah

sayo: so the characters are pretty much divided into human and wisp

marinaaa: whats a wisp

sayo: type of blob ghost

rinko: laia’s a human; ophellhius is a wisp

rinko: although you play as your own avatar, playable characters will help you on quests and fights

rinko: more info found in the letter to linda thing

marinaaa: quests are like commisions right

rinko: yes

rinko: marina you play dmsp?

sayo: is that supposed to be dsmp

marinaaa: yeah i play

rinko: no it stands for dungeon master scroll’s prophecy it’s a game

rinko: oh ok then you should be able to get most of the nfo mechanics

rinko: also, please pm your dmsp fc to me 

pastelpalettes’gf: hello

pastelpalettes’gf: omg yall play nfo and dmsp???? SEND THEM IS/FCS TO ME RN

sayo:…is that fc as in full combo

rinko: no friend code

sayo: oh

marinaaa: whats ember

pastelpalettes’gf: currency 

pastelpalettes’gf: like flame/ice tokens in dmsp

necromancer: wait should i set up a call or something

marinaaa: sure sure

rinko: laia is good to go, what’s the link

pastelpalettes’gf: awesome count me in

 

necromancer has sent a link: join-call/thenecromancerlair

 

rinko: thank you

pastelpalettes’gf: tysm!! going in rn

marinaaa: alright joining now :)

necromancer: do you want to hold the discussion in the call?

rinko: yeah sure

marinaaa: nfo finished downloading, teach me the basics :D

sayo: wait you’re talking in the call?

sayo: i can’t join

sayo: THE LINK ISN’T WORKING

sayo: HELP

sayo: I’M STILL CONFUSED 

sayo: PLEASE HELP I CAN’T CLICK THE LINK

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hihihina: @sayo you up for french fries?

hihihina: hello?

hihihina: sayo?

sayo: WHAT DO YOU WANT I WAS AT PRACTICE YUKINA ALMOST SCOLDED ME

hihihina: fries

sayo: why would you ping me in a group chat for this

hihihina: fries

sayo: fries is not a matter to ping me for

hihihina: fries

kaoru seta fangirl: *gasps* HOW DARE

kaoru seta fangirl: fries is absolutely a matter to be pinged for in a group chat

sayo: uehara-san please don’t get yourself involved in this

hihihina: join the fries cult

hihihina: don’t listen to sayo

sayo: NO

kaoru seta fangirl: how do i join the cult

hihihina: you just join it 

sayo: STOP

kaoru seta fangirl: what now

hihihina: now we chant “fries”

sayo: oh god

kaoru seta fangirl: fries

hihihina: fries

kaoru seta fangirl: fries

hihihina: fries

hihihina: fries

kaoru seta fangirl: friEs

sayo: please

hihihina: fries

hihihina: no

kaoru seta fangirl: fries

sayo: please stop

rinko: oh that’s why sayo got pinged

rinko: fries

sayo: not you too shirokane-san

kaoru seta fangirl: yes join the dark side

hihihina: fries

rinko: man

kaoru seta fangirl: fries

sayo: shirokane-san you know how to hack the system right please help

kaoru seta fangirl: fries

hihihina: fries

 

rinko has changed chat permissions to “only admins can chat”.

 

rinko: lmfao

rinko: in case you’re wondering why it says “rinko”, that’s because it’s me, not marina, and i can't get it to say “marinaaa” instead of “rinko”

rinko: someday

rinko: anyways sayo pm when you’re ready for the fries again

rinko: aight sayo says she’s ready

 

rinko. has changed chat permissions to “all participants can chat”. 

 

hihihina: FRIES

sayo: OKAY FINE

hihihia: YAY

sayo: WAIT FOR ME TO GET HOME WILL YOU

kaoru seta fangirl: a happy ending for all

sayo: how do you know it ends here

hihihina: fries

sayo: shut up

hihihina: can we get the curly fries

sayo: you’re paying

hihihina: deal

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cookie: OH MY GOD

ramen: arent roselia at practice

sayo: we’re on break

cookie: YUKINA TPOSING????!!!!!!!

 

cookie has sent an attachment: img.5926483

 

necromancer: YO TOMOE

ramen: sup dumbass

sayo: language

ramen: OH MY GOD YUKINA TPOSING

cookie: IKR???

ramen: ????!!!!!!!!??????

necromancer: it’s even weirder seeing it with my own eyes

ramen: yukina please explain

yukina minato: my apologies. i did not mean to stir up this much of a frenzy in the group chat.

yukina minato: i hope i do not sound too ominous, but i was, as ako would say, “approaching”. yukina minato: pardon me for the disturbance.

cookie: YUKINA. YUKINA YOU REALISE THAT DOESNT MAKE IT SOUND ANY LESS OMINOUS.

ramen: yukina alive in this gc???!!!

necromancer: why would you of all people say that

ramen: yukina what

ramen: @necromancer shut the fuck up you little bitch

sayo: language, tomoe

ramen: what happened to yukina

cookie: she put down her phone, said “bathroom.” and went out the fucgkin room

sayo: language

sayo: but i’m slightly concerned for yukina today

cookie: oh oops she back

cookie: ,,,and she went back to tposing

sayo: she just said “i am asserting dominance” when i questioned her what

sayo: she’s… spinning?

ramen: wish i could see this it sounds like an acid trip

necromancer: you really don’t

necromancer: also, what was it i did that made her start tposing like this???

ramen: i wonder🤔

sayo: i am actually genuinely worried for yukina

cookie: WHAT?????!!!!!

ramen: ???

necromancer: yukina’s spinning so fast she started floating somehow

ramen: ??????

necromancer: believe me i am not making this up

 

necromancer has sent an attachment: img.5929402

 

sayo: unfortunately ako’s statement is the distressing truth

cookie: speaking of distressing, why is yukina behaving like this

necromancer: *makes “i don’t know” sound*

ramen: and a better question, where has rinko been all this while

sayo: videotaping the whole incident

cookie: i asked her what she was doing and she said “sipping tea” in the most calm tone WHILE YUKINA WAS LEVITATING MIND YOU

necromancer: she went 🕴

ramen: please send the video over here i would love to see it

necromancer: trust me you dont

ramen: yeah right

sayo: …there seems to be a bright aura around yukina

cookie: the room is darkening and im scared for my life

necromancer: SHES SAYING SOMETHING IN A WEIRD VOICE THIS IS NOT USUAL

ramen: OFC ITS NOT USUAL BITCH

cookie: oops gotta go rehearsal time

sayo: language, tomoe

ramen: ??????

 

rinko has sent an attachment: vid.20438

 

ramen: ???????????