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Childe added ven., moramona, bieru<3, and 30 others

 

Childe set his nickname to Tartaglia 

 

Tartaglia named the group (Childe)ren of Uzzing Sussy Bussy 

 

Tartaglia: guys i rwally need advice 

 

moramona: what the fucj is this

 

moramona: i swear to archons childe stop askimg for advice 

 

bieru<3: o-o heyy! @Tartaglia 

 

ven.: @xiao. hii~ ilysm my star!~ ( ◜‿◝ )♡

 

Tartaglia: venti, my comrade... plz dont flirt here haha xd i am single plz

 

xiao.: ilysm too my love.

 

Tartaglia: wow ok👍

 

fishyyelle: GUYS HELP THESE TWO ARE LITERALLY BY MY SIDE AND THEY'RE RUINING MY ADVENTURE TIME MARATHON

 

fishyyelle: also why's xhingqiu's name like that

 

kya: go get laid childe 

 

Diluc: What in the barbatos is this ?

 

kya set Diluc nickname to free drinks for kaeya tonight

 

free drinks for kaeya tonight: ?

 

iceyboypopsicle: @fishyyelle BL

 

ven.: WAIT WHAT BESTIEEE YOU ALSO READ BL?

 

iceyboypopsicle: (・_・;)

 

bieru<3: what ? (;;;・_・)

 

xoxorissaa: oh my, i can see where this is heading!

 

bieru<3: is venti also a book lover...? 

 

ven.: wtf

 

Tartaglia: wtf 

 

moramona: wth

 

awoootao: LMAO WHAT 

 

awoootao: WHAT DID I MISSED HERE

 

free drinks for kaeya tonight: Xingqiu, Venti hates long sentences unless it's from his lover.

 

kya: @bieru<3 hey bae u should change name now bl doesnt mean book lover 

 

ven.: OMFG HAHAAHAHAHHAHA XINGQIU I ACTUALLY THOUGHT

 

bieru<3 set nickname to booklover, okay?

 

xoxorissaa: speaking of bl, @ven. @awoootao did u heard "from the stars" is getting a live action????

 

ven.: omg! lisa ure updated too?!

 

awoootao: WHAT REALLY I'VE REREAD THAT NOVEL 5 TIMES ALREADY THANK GOD THEY DECIDED TO GET A LIVE ACTION 🙏🛐

 

Tartaglia: haha guys back to our original topic, i need a lot of advice

 

Tartaglia: so like-

 

table sugar started a call 

 

table sugar joined the call

 

The call ended

 

table sugar: I'm so sorry, everyone! I accidentally clicked the wrong button!! I'm so sorry!!!!!! ToT 

 

Tartaglia: oh its fine

 

moramona: archons

 

awoootao: OHHH HEY MY BABY GIRL SUCROSE <3

 

ven.: aw man i thought sucrose finally gonna talk to us

 

Albedo: Oh?

 

table sugar: Oh no, Sir Albedo! Did I interrupted your experiment?! ToT

 

kya: @Albedo hi hottie 

 

Tartaglia: guys i am single stop flirting

 

xoxorissaa: @captaine hey cutieee 😘

 

cocogoat: @soundofmoney hii! qwq

 

soundofmoney: Hey babe ▼・ᴥ・▼

 

captaine: lisa we just broke up

 

Tartaglia: oh fuck? 

 

booklover, okay?: ????? nooooo!! what happened?

 

awoootao: HEY WHAT????? THEY JUST WHAT??????

 

ven.: HEY WHAT?? JUST BECAUSE ME AND XIAO AND OUR THIRD WHEEL WENT FOR A VACAY YA TWO BROKE UP????

 

fishyyelle: fuck you and just because @sarakujou is in inazuma AND we can only video call doesnt mean you can call me ❝your❞ third wheel

 

ven.: wdym! uve been third wheeling since first year in highsxhool☺️💞

 

moramona: im sorry fish but i agree with venti here

 

fishyyelle: alexa play traitor by olivia rodrigo

 

free drinks for kaeya tonight: Yes. Jean and Lisa broke up 5 months ago.

 

kya: aaaaanddd

 

ven.: @awootao BESTIE WHAT THE FUCK? 5 MONTHS???? WE ACTUALLY FAIL THE JOB

 

awootao: BESTIEEEEE I KNOW I FEEL SO AWFUL

 

xoxorissaa: 😌 yes we broke up 

 

kya: AAAAAAAAAND guees whos diluc's gf now

 

kya: hint; u-ugh yes!♡~ she loves dandelion! 

 

Tartaglia: wait.....

 

ven.: omg...

 

awootao: OMG...

 

free drinks for kaeya tonight: Fuck off, Kaeya. I'm kicking you out of the bar if I saw a tiny hint of your blue hair that fucking looks like a mop. 

 

kya: andddddd yeeeesss!!! **drum roll** its jean!!! u guessed correct!

 

captaine: *sigh* 

 

ven.: daaaaaaaaayuuumm daddy diluc here coming with a bangeeeerr

 

awootao: RIGGHTTT BESTIEEE???? WE'RE LITERALLY THINKING THE SAME

 

Albedo: Oh, what a surprise. Well, that explains why those two shared a kiss in a breezy afternoon, September 7, 3:05. 

 

kya: oh my... @Albedo

 

Albedo: Yes, my dear? 

 

kya: wanna shower? coming over there rn 

 

Albedo: Yeah, sure. 

 

ven.: @xiao. dumpling date later?

 

xiao.: ye. 

 

Tartaglia: ok............ r u guys done haha

 

eatheer: Hey, my comrade, Childe haha! What did I missed?

 

moramona: liteeeraally everything

 

eatheer: I mean, Izz almost 1 am now😬

 

luminescent: @eatheer hey go sleep u moron we have school tom

 

Tartaglia: heyy aether!! u calling me comrade is making my day slightly better

 

eatheer: Ah.. well I'm glad hehe! ☺️ Y'know, got used to it since I flew into Snezhnaya! 

 

eatheer: It was a great trip haha! 😊

 

luminescent: finally a thing i can agree with you

 

eather: Aw, don't be like that sis 😔

 

Tartaglia: glad to hear from u and lumi but seriously guys i really need your help, i need advice

 

moramona: ugh fine u stupid blockhead, i bet that without getting advice from people youre gonna end up stumbling ur toe

 

eatheer: Hehe, okay! I'm listening🙈

 

luminescent: me²

 

Tartaglia removed wootao from the group chat

 

luminescent: hey wazzup whyd u remove her all of the sudden

 

Tartaglia: lol lmao heard that zhongli likes her and not me haha xd 

 

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