Childe added ven., moramona, bieru<3, and 30 others
Childe set his nickname to Tartaglia
Tartaglia named the group (Childe)ren of Uzzing Sussy Bussy
Tartaglia: guys i rwally need advice
moramona: what the fucj is this
moramona: i swear to archons childe stop askimg for advice
bieru<3: o-o heyy! @Tartaglia
ven.: @xiao. hii~ ilysm my star!~ ( ◜‿◝ )♡
Tartaglia: venti, my comrade... plz dont flirt here haha xd i am single plz
xiao.: ilysm too my love.
Tartaglia: wow ok👍
fishyyelle: GUYS HELP THESE TWO ARE LITERALLY BY MY SIDE AND THEY'RE RUINING MY ADVENTURE TIME MARATHON
fishyyelle: also why's xhingqiu's name like that
kya: go get laid childe
Diluc: What in the barbatos is this ?
kya set Diluc nickname to free drinks for kaeya tonight
free drinks for kaeya tonight: ?
iceyboypopsicle: @fishyyelle BL
ven.: WAIT WHAT BESTIEEE YOU ALSO READ BL?
bieru<3: what ? (;;;・_・)
xoxorissaa: oh my, i can see where this is heading!
bieru<3: is venti also a book lover...?
awoootao: LMAO WHAT
awoootao: WHAT DID I MISSED HERE
free drinks for kaeya tonight: Xingqiu, Venti hates long sentences unless it's from his lover.
kya: @bieru<3 hey bae u should change name now bl doesnt mean book lover
ven.: OMFG HAHAAHAHAHHAHA XINGQIU I ACTUALLY THOUGHT
bieru<3 set nickname to booklover, okay?
xoxorissaa: speaking of bl, @ven. @awoootao did u heard "from the stars" is getting a live action????
ven.: omg! lisa ure updated too?!
awoootao: WHAT REALLY I'VE REREAD THAT NOVEL 5 TIMES ALREADY THANK GOD THEY DECIDED TO GET A LIVE ACTION 🙏🛐
Tartaglia: haha guys back to our original topic, i need a lot of advice
Tartaglia: so like-
table sugar started a call
table sugar joined the call
The call ended
table sugar: I'm so sorry, everyone! I accidentally clicked the wrong button!! I'm so sorry!!!!!! ToT
Tartaglia: oh its fine
awoootao: OHHH HEY MY BABY GIRL SUCROSE <3
ven.: aw man i thought sucrose finally gonna talk to us
table sugar: Oh no, Sir Albedo! Did I interrupted your experiment?! ToT
kya: @Albedo hi hottie
Tartaglia: guys i am single stop flirting
xoxorissaa: @captaine hey cutieee 😘
cocogoat: @soundofmoney hii! qwq
soundofmoney: Hey babe ▼・ᴥ・▼
captaine: lisa we just broke up
Tartaglia: oh fuck?
booklover, okay?: ????? nooooo!! what happened?
awoootao: HEY WHAT????? THEY JUST WHAT??????
ven.: HEY WHAT?? JUST BECAUSE ME AND XIAO AND OUR THIRD WHEEL WENT FOR A VACAY YA TWO BROKE UP????
fishyyelle: fuck you and just because @sarakujou is in inazuma AND we can only video call doesnt mean you can call me ❝your❞ third wheel
ven.: wdym! uve been third wheeling since first year in highsxhool☺️💞
moramona: im sorry fish but i agree with venti here
fishyyelle: alexa play traitor by olivia rodrigo
free drinks for kaeya tonight: Yes. Jean and Lisa broke up 5 months ago.
ven.: @awootao BESTIE WHAT THE FUCK? 5 MONTHS???? WE ACTUALLY FAIL THE JOB
awootao: BESTIEEEEE I KNOW I FEEL SO AWFUL
xoxorissaa: 😌 yes we broke up
kya: AAAAAAAAAND guees whos diluc's gf now
kya: hint; u-ugh yes!♡~ she loves dandelion!
free drinks for kaeya tonight: Fuck off, Kaeya. I'm kicking you out of the bar if I saw a tiny hint of your blue hair that fucking looks like a mop.
kya: andddddd yeeeesss!!! **drum roll** its jean!!! u guessed correct!
ven.: daaaaaaaaayuuumm daddy diluc here coming with a bangeeeerr
awootao: RIGGHTTT BESTIEEE???? WE'RE LITERALLY THINKING THE SAME
Albedo: Oh, what a surprise. Well, that explains why those two shared a kiss in a breezy afternoon, September 7, 3:05.
kya: oh my... @Albedo
Albedo: Yes, my dear?
kya: wanna shower? coming over there rn
Albedo: Yeah, sure.
ven.: @xiao. dumpling date later?
Tartaglia: ok............ r u guys done haha
eatheer: Hey, my comrade, Childe haha! What did I missed?
moramona: liteeeraally everything
eatheer: I mean, Izz almost 1 am now😬
luminescent: @eatheer hey go sleep u moron we have school tom
Tartaglia: heyy aether!! u calling me comrade is making my day slightly better
eatheer: Ah.. well I'm glad hehe! ☺️ Y'know, got used to it since I flew into Snezhnaya!
eatheer: It was a great trip haha! 😊
luminescent: finally a thing i can agree with you
eather: Aw, don't be like that sis 😔
Tartaglia: glad to hear from u and lumi but seriously guys i really need your help, i need advice
moramona: ugh fine u stupid blockhead, i bet that without getting advice from people youre gonna end up stumbling ur toe
eatheer: Hehe, okay! I'm listening🙈
Tartaglia removed wootao from the group chat
luminescent: hey wazzup whyd u remove her all of the sudden
lol lmao heard that zhongli likes her and not me haha xd
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