Chapter 1: Rip grape boi may you turn into a fine wine
It’s been my first fic for a while! I was just hoping to churn something out and a chat fic became so easy! I’m planning on adding plot to it and hopefully some properly written chapters too! ^^ Summary/notes/tags will change throughout!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Mina Ashido added: Momo Yaoyorozu, Eijirou Kirishima, Ochako Uraraka, and 16 others to “2-A bois”
Mina: i just realised?? we don’t have a class group chat?? after like?? a whole year?? so i took the liberty of making one! ^_−☆
Iida: This is a good idea! We can keep in touch better to discuss training, classwork, and other things beneficial to study!
Denki: lmao pog
Denki Kaminari changed their name to “It’s Pikachu!”
Ojiro: It’s clefairy
It’s Pikachu!: thanks homies ily
Iida: This was not a good idea!
Ochako: yay!! Now we can plan picnics and movie nights and everything!
Yaoyorozu: That does sound lovely! :)
Mina: Y E S
Kirishima: movie nights? hell yeah! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
It’s Pikachu!: ngl a bit offended no ones changed their names? yall boring
Yuuga Aoyama changed their name to “ I CANNOT STOP TWINK”
I CANNOT STOP TWINK: c’est voilà ☆彡
It’s Pikachu!: AOYAMANSMGNSNF
Jirou: JFKS OH NO
Yaoyorozu: Why are we laughing? :)
Mina: HASJFJDKF BABE
I CANNOT STOP TWINK: huh?
I CANNOT STOP TWINK: …
I CANNOT STOP TWINK changed their name to “SPARKLY BABE”
SPARKLY BABE: i pressed enter too early :( ☆彡
Mina: it’s okay babe no one will mention this again <3
SPARKLY BABE: <3
It’s Pikachu!: im not asking now- change yalls nicknames in your own time
Izuku Midoryia changed their name to “Deku”
It’s Pikachu!: youre so boring :(
Deku changed their name to “Small Might”
It’s Pikachu!: i retract my statement
Small might: :)
Jirou: Is everyone here?
Jirou: Like everyone everyone?
Mina: i believe so??
Shoji: If you’re wondering why people haven’t spoken, Tokoyami doesn’t have his phone, Koda is too shy to reply, and Sato is baking atm?
Jirou: Nono I’m waiting for something
Jirou: Also Koda hop in whenever we love you <3
Ochako: what are you waiting for?!
Small Might: ^^^ ??
Sero: ^^^ ??
Katsuki Bakugo left the chat.
Jirou: PFFFT there it is
Jirou: I’m surprised he stayed so long tbh
Small Might: We’ve just got back from a training session with All Might, Kacchan’s only just checked his phone :)
Jirou: Lmao okay I can accept that
Hagakure: EEEE A GROUP CHAT ILY ILY
Tsuyu Asui changed their name to “Kermit”
It’s Pikachu!: GOOD YES
Kermit: just for now I’ll come up with something better later :p
Ochako: it feels harder to come up with chat names than hero nicknames ;-;
It’s Pikachu!: PLEASE LET ME NAME YALL
Jirou: Absolutely not
Shoji: The guys all say no too
Ojiro: hmm I’ll think about it
It’s Pikachu!: yay! :D
Iida: No Thankyou.
Tenya Iida changed their name to “Sonic the Hedgehog”
Sonic the Hedgehog: I have it covered.
Ochako: JDSKGK IIDA
It’s Pikachu!: IIDA ILY
Mina: PETITION TO NAME IIDA SONIC
Sonic the Hedgehog: I regret my decision.
Sero: wait if iida is sonic does that make kiri knuckles??
Hagakure: OH MY GOD YES
Kirishima: im honoured ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
It’s Pikachu!: CHANGE NICKNAME NOW
Kirishima: hold on I’m sorting smth
Eijirou Kirishima added Katsuki Bakugo to “2-A bois”
It’s Pikachu!: howdy bakubro!
Bakugo: Fuck off.
Small Might: k
Small Might: ka
Mina: omg no don’t do it
Small Might: kacchan
Katsuki Bakugo left the chat.
Sero: bro omg
Hagakure: you have a death wish
Small Might: He can’t punch me through the phone :)
Sato: damn brave king
Kirishima: he was typing as well! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
Shoji: Is that your only emoji?
Kirishima: i can’t find the other ones? ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
Kirishima: hold on
Eijirou Kirishima added Katsuki Bakugo to “2-A bois”
Bakugo: I hate you all.
Ochako: WAIT A DAMN MINUTE
Kermit: You okay??
Ochako: what’s Sato baking :3
Shoji: fluffy pancakes I think
Ochako: holy shit I’ll be right down
Hagakure: ME TOO
Sero: omg yessss
It’s Pikachu!: sato yes.
Ochako: those pancakes were the best thing on the planet
It’s Pikachu!: YES omg thankyou Sato <3
Sato: I’m glad you guys liked them :)
Kirishima: i don’t usually have a sweet tooth but they were so good thanks man! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
Ochako: someone teach kiri where the other emojis are ;-;
Sero: best munchies grub for sure
Bakugo: Shut the fuck up
Mina: OH HO HO
Bakugo: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Sonic the Hedgehog: There’s no need to be rude to your classmates!
Sero: nono iida this is important dw
Yaoyorozu: What’s happening here? :)
Jirou: never change momo <3
Small Might: did kacchan just..?
Bakugo: I WILL FIGHT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU IF YOU DONT SHUT UP
It’s Pikachu!: bet
Small Might: bet
Mineta: no thanks I choose life
Kirishima: i just heard bakubro leave his room
Sonic the Hedgehog: Bakugo! Please don’t go killing your classmates!
Bakugo: I’m getting a snack shut up
Sonic the Hedgehog: Oh… My apologies, continue.
Tokoyami: Was that a scream?
It’s Pikachu!: i thought he was grabbing snacks?
Mineta: IDS ME IM THE SNAK HELP
Hagakure: tf did he just say?
Mineta: IM TJE FUCKING SNAKC
Mineta: HES GOINF TO EAT ME
Mineta: I SAID I WANTED TO LIVE WHY IS HE CHASINF ME YALL BET HIM NOT ME WHY HELP
Mineta: Hello friends. I apologise for lying to you all by saying Lord Bakugo was chasing me. He is superior and I was wrong to doubt him. Everyone is inferior to Lord Bakugo especially shitty Deku and knock off Pikachu. I’m sorry again.
Mina: rip grape boi may you turn into a fine wine
SPARKLY BABE: I wouldn’t drink that wine ☆彡
Yaoyorozu: Neither would I… :(
It’s Pikachu!: okay but i can only hear Mineta screaming can someone pls go grab him im lowkey worried
Tokoyami: I believe Mineta is fine, Bakugo is more angry that he wouldn’t fight him and took that as a personal challenge.
Tokoyami: Mineta is just crying.
Tokoyami: Mineta told me not to tell you he is crying.
Sero: f in chat for grape boi
Small Might: f
It’s Pikachu!: sorry was playing smash
It’s Pikachu!: f
Sero: lemme join?
It’s Pikachu!: doors open homeslice
Jirou: I’ll explain later :)
Yaoyorozu: okay :)
Kirishima: did you kill Mineta?
Mineta: I ALMOST DIED
Hhhh apologies! I didn’t realise how long the first chapter was so I had to split it! So sorry if it’s a random cut off! Comments and Kudos super appreciated! (As well as feedback absolutely yeyes!!)
Chapter 2: No thanks, I’m gay (chapter 1 cont.)
The first chapter was so long omg I had to split it
Please enjoy the homies smashing, cryptidroki and iida swearing
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Sero: anyone for smash?
Kermit: No thanks, I’m gay
Ochako: HAHDJFJDKG TSU
Sero: NOT WHAT I MEANT
Shoji: Pffffft touché
Jirou: I’M WHEEZIFM
Jirou: IMA ABOSOULT GON
Jirou: TSU PLS AHAHAH
Ojiro: that was gold omg
Small might: I can hear Jirou wheezing from here omg
Sero: denks is crying
Sero: full on tears just streaming
It’s Pikachu!: AHAJSJKGK PLS TSU YOURE GOLDEN NEVER CHANGE
Mina: im so glad that happened omg
Sonic the Hedgehog: I am very confused.
Ochako: don’t worry about it ^^
Sonic the Hedgehog: But now I’m worrying about it!
Small Might: Iida there’s nothing to worry about promise :)
Sonic the Hedgehog: :( Fine, if you insist, I trust you.
Hagakure: side note- I wonder how much it would take to get iida to swear
Mina: omg imagine
Shoji: One bad day and a failed grade
Kermit: I’m sure he would if you asked nicely?
Ochako: i’m willing to bet. :). :) :) :).
Sato: do u need money?
Ochako: what? noooo? a bet between friends is just a bet between friends :)
Sonic the Hedgehog: Are you… betting on me? To say profanities?
Sero: absolutely we are
Sonic the Hedgehog: That’s really insensitive! To bet money or any sort of gambling on a friend’s lack of ability or want to do something is considered very rude! You should all be ashamed of yourselves. :(
Small Might: Sorry iida..
Hagakure: yeah,, I’m sorry
Ochako: me too :(
Bakugo: @Sonic the Hedgehog say one swear and I won’t swear for a day
Ojiro: oh shit
Sero: damn bro a day?
Jirou: I’d like to see that lmao
Sonic the Hedgehog: …
Sonic the Hedgehog: f
Sonic the Hedgehog: fuck
Ochako: omg he did it
It’s Pikachu!: HOLY DID IIDA SWEAR
Yaoyorozu: Bakugo said he wouldn’t swear for a day if he did. :)
Jirou: Damn the big old f word too iida
Mina: hey where’d iida go
Small Might: I checked on him he’s very ashamed of himself
Small Might: But I’m trying so hard not to laugh
Shoji: Pfffft tell him it’s not a big deal
Tokoyami: I’m sure he had good intentions with trying to not have Bakugo swear for a day.
Ochako: yeah! Iida it’s totally okay, funny even! we knew what you were doing! ^^
Mina: yeah babe what happens in this group chat stays in this group chat ٩( ᐛ )و
Mina Ashido changed the chat name to UA Vegas
Ojiro: niche but valid
Mina: ty babe <3
Sonic the Hedgehog: I’m still ashamed but thank you. Bakugo, I believe you’ll hold your end of the deal?
Ochako: you can’t do that to him D:
Kirishima: he’s not here tomorrow lmao
Sonic the Hedgehog: …
Small Might: …
Shoji: low blow lmao
Sonic the Hedgehog: So, I cussed for nothing? Bakugo wouldn’t have been here anyway?
Jirou: seems so homie
Sonic the Hedgehog: Asshole.
Small Might: PPFFFFFFTTTTT
It’s Pikachu!: HAHAJFKDKF NICE
Hagakure: that settles it, iida is a literal icon and we stan him
SPARKLY BABE: fifthed
Shoji: we get it lads
Shoji: Tokoyami I saw you typing
Jirou: Bakugo’s gone awfully quiet after iida called him an asshole
Kirishima: he never charges his phone
Kirishima: like ever
Kirishima: it’s probs dead
Kirishima: probably a good idea it died or we’d have no class prez tomorrow
Sato: ouch I couldn’t imagine
Ojiro: if we spam the chat I doubt he’d be bothered to scroll and we can save iida
Hagakure: omg good plan
Mina: iida we’ll save you <3
Small Might: ? No one wants to save me when he’s mean to me?
Ochako: he’s always mean to you
Small Might: I thought heroes were meant to save people >:(
Ochako: if we saved you all the time we wouldn’t have time to be actual heroes boo <3
Small Might: fair point :(
Kermit: @sero are you and Kaminari having fun smashing?
Sero: I hate you
Sero: but talking about THE GAME yes it’s been fun, yall are welcome to join
Jirou: I’m down
Kirishima: i’ll be over ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
Shoji: if there’s a space sure
Mina: I’ll come for the socials I cba to play tonight ;;
Kirishima: u good?
Mina: oh yeah! Just not in a ‘move my thumbs a million miles an hour whilst screaming bloody murder’ kinda mood
Kirishima: ur very valid ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
Ochako: if you’re not playing Mina, teach kiri other emojis <3
Mina: will do <3
Kermit: I’ll be over too if that’s okay?
Sato: I’ve got snacks?
It’s Pikachu!: ffs just everyone come to my room y’all
Shoto: When did we have a group chat?
Mina: ITS ONE AM?????
Shoto: Goodnight then
Snfndm I’m actually loving writing this btw! I’ve got so many chapters ready so I’m hoping to be able to post quite regularly! But I got carried away so most of them migjt have to be split oops!
Comments and kudos super appreciated!!! And feedback ofc! <3
Chapter 3: Does Iida have milf energy?
Eee hello again! Thankyou for all the initial support on this!!
I’ve had to split this chapter again just cuz I didn’t realise how long it was in ao3? So just a heads up but again I’ll post the second side straight with it ^^
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Sonic the Hedgehog: Please don’t forget your homework today!
Kirishima: CRAP THANKYOU IIDA
It’s Pikachu!: we had homework? ;-;
Small Might: … it was Present Mic’s English work?
It’s Pikachu!: oh sweet i didn’t have to do that lmao thought we had more
Sero: excuse me what
Ojiro: you get a free pass?
Hagakure: yeah wtf?
It’s Pikachu!: i worded that real bad
It’s Pikachu!: im struggling in English real bad and the homework wasn’t helping so Mic offered me one to one study sessions instead of the homework
It’s Pikachu!: it’s like 2 hours out of my Sunday morning and a couple of small after schools but if I tried the homework id be there for much longer and still not understand it
Jirou: that’s really valid of you yknow good for you
It’s Pikachu!: :)
Sonic the Hedgehog: That is very commendable Kaminari, but please get off your phones, class starts soon and I know for a fact some of you haven’t eaten breakfast, we have training today as well.
Mina: okay mom I’m on my way
Ochako: class mom>>>>class President
Yaoyorozu: I thought I was class mom? :(
Kermit: you are but just for today iida gets mom privileges :p
Sonic the Hedgehog: GET TO CLASS.
It’s Pikachu!: okay mom
Sero: sorry mom on my way
SPARKLY BABE: I’m already here Maman ☆彡
Small Might: k mom
Hagakure: does iida have milf energy? 🤔
Sonic the Hedgehog added Shouta Aizawa to “UA Vegas”
Aizawa: Whoever called Iida a milf you have detention at lunch.
Aizawa: You’ve traumatised him.
Aizawa: And if any of you are late, you will also get detention.
Shouta Aizawa left the chat.
Hagakure: bahahahsh worth it sorry iida
Ochako: SEE YOU IN CLASS GUYS ･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+
Jirou: so uh should we talk about what happened? Cuz like no shame I just? Feel bad
Small Might: I’m begging everyone please no
Sonic the Hedgehog: I don’t know if that’s necessary Jirou.
Jirou: Nono! That’s fine! I just yknow didn’t know if you wanted the whole “hey it’s okay buddy” convo
Mina: what happened 👀
Mina: what happened. 👀👀👀
Ojiro: don’t do it
Small Might: Hagakure please don’t
Mina: I won’t ask again.
It’s Pikachu!: ooh full punctuation mina
Hagakure: IT WAS JUST A SPAR
Hagakure: A FEW OF US SHOWED UP JUST CUZ MIDORYIA WANTED TO WRITE DOWN SOME OF OUR TECHNIQUES
Small Might: Hagakure I’m begging you
Hagakure: SOMEONE GRABBED SOMEONES HAIR IN THE FIGHT AND IT TURNED INTO A HAIR PULLING BATTLE
Mina: oh Ho Ho really?
Jirou: I’m so sorry
Hagakure: AND SOMEONE GRABBED MIDORYIAANDHEMOANED
Small Might left the chat.
Ochako: DEKU NO
Ojiro: that was cruel damn
Sonic the Hedgehog: Hagakure, I expected better from you.
Hagakure: IM SORRY I TELL MINA EVERYTHING
Kirishima: i shouldn’t laugh but like Oof man
Sero: like? A strangled moan, or a sexy moan?
Jirou: I don’t wanna talk about this anymore
It’s Pikachu!: YOU BOUGHT IT UP
Jirou: AND IT WAS A MISTAKE
Jirou: I just wanted to know if Midoryia wanted to talk about it because like no shame and I thought?? It would be good to talk cuz yknow some people might be like hey same but I forgot not everyone was there and how much of a gossip queen mina is
Kermit: that seems a little drastic :p
Kirishima: no i can hear him next door he’s laughing that much
Kirishima: i think he fell off his bed
Ochako: everyone shush and be nice >:(
Ochako Uraraka added Small Might to “UA Vegas”
Jirou: im so sorry for bringing that up I just didn’t know if you wanted to talk about it cuz like? No shame at all I just know it can be a little awkward sweeping it under the rug sometimes :(
Small Might: Nono I get it, thanks
Small Might: I just… wasn’t expecting that to happen
Sonic the Hedgehog: Bakugo! Be nice!
Sero: yeah man that’s not cool
Small Might: fine >:(
Small Might: kacchan wet the bed until he was 8 and he’s incredibly claustrophobic and still has an all might plushie he sleeps with
Hagakure: …that wasn’t me this time
Kirishima: hes stopped laughing
Kirishima: but he’s not moving or anything
Bakugo: That was a low blow.
Jirou: what how? You were dying over his embarrassment
It’s Pikachu!: yeah midorybro kind of deserves to say that
Ochako: that’s super unfair Bakugo!
Bakugo: I don’t give a shit about the first or last thing fuckers.
Katsuki Bakugo left the chat.
It’s Pikachu!: … he’s more upset about being claustrophobic?
Small Might: shit… yeah I uh shouldn’t have told you guys that one ;-;
Jirou: this is all my fault I’m so sorry everyone
Kirishima: ill check on him in a mo dw
Yaoyorozu: @Jirou I’ve been reading up and it’s not your fault. It’s no ones fault, please do not blame yourselves.
Jirou: thanks momo
SPARKLY BABE: I was afraid of Santa Claus too ☆彡
Mina: oh babe that’s not what claustrophobic means…
It’s Pikachu!: WAIT NO ME TOO?
Kermit: it wasn’t the most settling thing to know a large old man sneaks into your house to eat your food and leave gifts
Tokoyami: I kept Dark Shadow on look out for him each Christmas. My parents had to put my gifts outside and told me Santa knew and he was afraid.
Sero: SANTA KNEW AND HE WAS AFRAID
Small Might: I was convinced All Might was Santa after that one Christmas advert he did
Ochako: you’re really exposing yourself today aren’t you
Small Might: ＿|￣|○
Shoji: We’re really skipping over the fact this came from not understanding the meaning of claustrophobic?
Mina: shush let them tell their tales
Kirishima: aight bakubro is chill
Eijiro Kirishima added Katsuki Bakugo to “UA Vegas”
Jirou: youre like the Bakugo whisperer
Sero: teach us your ways
Small Might: please.
Shoto: I caught my father as Santa once and I have had sheer hatred for both of those fat, bearded men ever since.
Mina: pls the way todoroki just shows up with the most cryptid comments
Sero: todoroki is also a true king we stan
It’s Pikachu!: i need to run a meme class for people here
Yaoyorozu: I like the cat has cheesburger memes! :)
Kermit: Momo is pure please protect her
Mina: a bit dated babe but I’ll forgive it for you <3
It’s Pikachu!: HOLD THE FRONT DOOr
Sero: front door is being held bro whats up
It’s Pikachu!: Ojiro said I could come up with his nickname and now we’ve been talking about memes I know the perfect one
Shoji: rip ojiro
Ojiro: I’m fear what ya got
It’s Pikachu! Changed Ojiro Mashirao’s name to “mmm monkey”
mmm monkey: HAHAHAHAHHA I LOVE THAT MEME
mmm monkey: Thankyou I’m not disappointed
It’s Pikachu!: :D
Jirou: yknow that ones not bad I’ll give you that
It’s Pikachu!: thanks babe :D
Jirou: only Mina calls me babe don’t test your luck
It’s Pikachu!: okay ma’am
Ochako: idk mmm monkey? Pls enlighten?
mmm monkey: https://youtu.be/oD9nAHuZsJU
Small Might: HAHAHFKSKFKL PLS
Shoji: I love that
Sato: that’s the best I love kung fu panda
Sero: ME TOO KUNG FU PANDA MARATHON LATER?
Sato: I’d do anything for that
Kirishima: omg me too tigress was so manly ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
Jirou: first gay crush honestly
Mina: ^^^^ PREACH TO THAT
Kermit: viper was mine ʅ（◞‿◟）ʃ
Sato: I relate to po on like 73 different levels
Ochako: you are literally so valid for that you go boo <3
Kirishima: denks and sero you wanna come with to grab popcorn and drinks?
It’s Pikachu!: hell yeah homie best bros on the snack run
Sero: yeyes give us your snack requirements bois
Ochako: strawberry Mochi pls!
Mina: pocky <3
Sato: one of those packs of sponge cakes please
Mmm monkey: pringles
Small Might: YESSSSSAHHHH ALL THE PRINGLES
Shoji: pringles yeah
Sonic the Hedgehog: You are all aware there’s a quiz to revise for on Monday?
Sonic the Hedgehog: That being said, may you pick me up some pretzels?
Sonic the Hedgehog: The sour cream ones please.
Sero: sure bro will do
Bakugo: I’m coming.
Mina: wait seriously?
Bakugo: Those movies were the shit.
Bakugo: Now shut up.
Bakugo: Don’t talk to me again.
Kirishima: u want those cinnamon sweets u like picking up?
Kirishima: aight man ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
Small Might: HOW DO YOU DO IT
Small Might: PLEASE
Jirou: youre gonna eat soba for a movie?
It’s Pikachu!: we’re on our way out now so anyone who’s not seen this dm us so it doesn’t get lost in chat <3
Mina: okay stay safe you three!
Sero: will do ^^
Another heads up that I don’t want to write but I kind of have to? Next chapter THERES gonna be a sort of Mineta redemption- I just want to let you know if you don’t like that please leave the fic now?? I don’t want hate in my comments for it ^^” there’ll be more on the next chapter about it!
Once again! Comments kudos etc are super appreciated and so nice to see! <3
Chapter 4: Lil funky grape boi
Chapter 2 continued ^^
Woo okay! Basically I’m trying to keep Mineta responsible for his actions but able to keep him comfortably in the group chat for everyone. If you don’t agree then please remember this is just a work of my own fiction and I would spur you to keep reading, this is my version of how to include Mineta without killing or expelling him- I promise he’s there for comedic relief and learning opportunities and I’ve made hagakure the mean one oops
But yes after that, a big Thankyou if you are staying! Enjoy the other half of this!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
It’s Pikachu!: has anyone heard from Mineta today????
It’s Pikachu!: snacks are secured btw on way back
Shoji: now that you mention it I thought he’d be the first one to comment on Midoryia moaning
Small Might: Shoji :(
Shoji: oop sorry
Ochako: you’re right tho????
Ochako: @mineta ????
Mina: hmm.. wonder if he’s okay?
Kirishima: we’ll keep a look out on our way back
Mineta: hey I’m really sorry I had a double therapy session today, thanks for worrying about me, I just lost track of time ^^”
mmm monkey: Therapy?? Are you good?
Mineta: yeah uh just let me explain
Mineta: I’ve basically realised that my actions last year especially towards the girls wasn’t? Very plus ultra of me.
Mineta: I had a few chats with teachers and after a couple of other things with my family, my mom put me into therapy and since then I’ve realised I’ve been a really crappy dude in that aspect, and I haven’t really apologised properly for any of that
Mineta: So to everyone, but mostly the girls, I’m really sorry for having made you uncomfortable all those times. There’s really no excuse. I hope I’ve gotten better recently but I still have a way to go, and I hope when that day comes you’ll be able to forgive me
Kermit: thankyou <3
Jirou: yeah, appreciated man
Yaoyorozu: Agreed, Thankyou for your apology. :)
Yaoyorozu: Though, please no sticking to my back again like in the sports festival! Lol! :)
Mineta: noted lol :)
Ochako: thankyou ^^ youve made a lot of progress already lil funky grape man keep going
Hagakure: ^^^^ and you’re still part of our class, so if you ever wanna chat or ask anything you’re welcome to ask
Mina: ^^^^^^^even though it was shitty, at the end of the day you’re still a friend, hero, and class member <3 if you’d be willing to like? Listen if we found something uncomfy and pointed it out to you too?
Mineta: oh yeah absolutely please do call me out on things, I genuinely thought things before were fine to say
Jirou: sounds great, Thankyou for taking this step :)
Mineta: thanks you guys for letting me be a part here :)
Sero: kiri is crying
Mina: what why?!?!
Sero: he said it was a really manly display between y’all and he loves everyone here
Jirou: alongside yaomomo, kiri also needs to be protected for life
Mmm monkey : agreed
SPARKLY BABE: Are we skipping over the fact Mineta got called a little funky grape man? ☆彡
Minoru Mineta changed their name to “Lil funky grape man”
Lil funky grape man: is it too late to change my hero name 🤔
Tokoyami: That name does suit you very much.
Hagakure: imagine omg like endeavour swoops in and like “HEY LIL FUNKY GRAPE MAN SAVE THOSE PPL”
Mmm monkey: ajajskfkflfl pls I’d die if endeavour said that
Shoto: Why are we discussing my father?
Shoji: it’s just a funny situation lmao don’t think too much into it
Shoto: He is not funny.
Small Might: yeah but. Omg I’ll just go explain brb
Mina: Kung fu panda time?
Sato: Y E S
Sero: we just got back on campus :)
Ochako: yay! See you in a mo!
Hagakure: it’s not just me but?
Hagakure: the evil bird is hot?
Ochako: what makes a bird hot?
Hagakure: idk there’s just something about Lord Shen that makes you go awooga I’d like him to kill my species and put me in a radish basket yknow?
Deku: no longer agreed
Hagakure: but no like? I wonder what it’s like to kiss a beak??
Shoji: Tokoyami is literally right here
Hagakure: But he’s not hot? I need a hot bird like hawks
Tokoyami: 1) Again right here. 2) Hawks has no beak.
Jirou: Tokoyami is hot wydm?
Hagakure: I don’t do the whole emo vibes
Ojiro: “I would like Lord shen to kill my family and stuff me in a radish box” sure he’s the emo
Tokoyami: Again, I do exist.
Bakugo: Watch the damn movie.
Hagakure: baks babe do you think Tokoyami is hot?
Bakugo: I don’t care. Stop making my phone light up.
Tokoyami: He’s right. Goodbye.
Sero: PLS THE FACE OF DISGUST BAKS HAD WHEN TODOROKI SLURPED HIS SOBA OVER HIM
Iida: This is why I choose pretzels, inconspicuous to all.
Mina: of course the mightiest of foods
It’s Pikachu!: HE DID IT AGAIN
It’s Pikachu!: HE STRAIGHT UP SLURPED
Small might: I’m on it dw
Lil funky grape boi: YOU DID NOT JUST
Ochako: DEKU WHAT
Jirou: I can’t see what happened? I just heard a thud?
Shoji: Midoryia put his hand under the bowl and flicked it out of Todoroki’s hands
Ochako: There’s a bowl of soba on the floor now and a sad todoroki rip bestie
It’s Pikachu!: f
Kirishima: guys :(
Small Might: huh what’s wrong?
Mina: kiri and Sato are actually really really invested maybe stay off the phones a little? Or turn brightness and key taps down?
Jirou: oh yeah sure thing sorry guys! <3
Kermit: @Sato @Kirishima are you crying?
Sato: HE MASTERED QI
Kirishima: AND HIS DADS GOT ON AND SO MANY PANDAS
Sato: I LOVE THEM
Kirishima: ME TOO
Ochako: Petition to get Sato and kiri adoptive pandas for Christmas
Sato: ID CRY THO
Shoji: You really are po- food king and full of love
Sato: (つД`)ノ 💙💙💙
It’s Pikachu! Changed Rikido Sato’s name to Po himself
Po himself: im honoured 💙💙💙💙💙
Mina: as cute as this is there’s a sleepy French boi on my legs and I’m starting to not feel them can we head up? ;-;
Sonic the Hedgehog: That would be a good idea, tonight was a late one.
Yaoyorozu: Goodnight everyone! We should do more of these :)
Jirou: for sure, night y’all <3
Kirishima: <3 ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
Mina Ashido to Katsuki Bakugo
Mina: are you up
Mina: i saw you down there
Bakugo: Congratulations, you have eyes.
Mina: very close to kiri
Mina: very very close
Mina: thighs touching arms touching almost laying on his shoulder
Bakugo: I was trying to get away from Icyhot.
Bakugo: I’m going to bed.
Mina: wait just hear me out all seriousness
You can no longer send messages to this number
I don’t really have a posting date but I’m thinking every 5 days???
Also what do you guys think to the chapter lengths? Are you enjoying the long splits, would you prefer them shorter? What’s the vibes!
Again Thankyou so much for reading! Kudos, comments, feedback is super appreciated! <3
Chapter 5: Au revoir sexy engine legs
The long pride chapter that the plot starts from yay congrats you made it to plot
So! I wrote this before pride in my town and I thought yes this is where the plot comes in
So pls start remembering from here homies 😌
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Jirou: pride is soon :)
It’s Pikachu!: hell yeah
Sero: good shit
Mina: WOOOOOOO ARE WE PARADING OR DOING SMTH IN UA OR WHAT
Kirishima: WE BETYER BE
Shouta Aizawa joined the chat.
Aizawa: It is Pride soon and I’m sure you’re all very excited.
Aizawa: However to recent villain activity, we will not be allowing anyone to go to the large festival.
mmm monkey: I ask this politely
mmm monkey: what the funk?
Aizawa: You didn’t let me finish mmm monkey.
Aizawa: UA will be holding their own pride, this way everyone in the school and dorms will be able to go without affecting their classes, and makes it more accessible to teachers on duty too.
Aizawa: Including myself. I want a pride.
Aizawa: Anyway, we know how upsetting this is for you, so the teaching committee has agreed you’re welcome to go as full out as you wish as long as it remains on campus. We’re planning stalls, parades, parties, etc. We’re inviting some certified pros and students from other hero schools, but again for your safety, they will have to come through various security measures.
Aizawa: But yeah, any issues talk to Nezu, I’m just the messenger.
Shouta Aizawa left the chat.
Jirou: did aizawa just?
Small Might: I think he did?
Kirishima: WE CAN GO ALL OUT WHOS GOT THE BODY PAINTS
Tokoyami: Did he click to the conversation?
Ochako: let him be <3
It’s Pikachu!: as well as that are we skipping over that aizawa just straight up called ojiro mmm monkey?
It’s Pikachu!: did he even know it was ojiro?
It’s Pikachu!: how did he even get into the chat??
It’s Pikachu!: there’s so many questions????
Sero: they can be answered tomorrow
Sero: but all out Huh? 👀🍁
Jirou: teachers are there
Sero: but they said all out :(
Jirou: we can later
Sero: @bakugo ?
Hagakure: WHATS THIS SECRET STUFF
Hagakure: CAN I KNOW PLS PLS
Kermit: im starting to think you’re the biggest gossip queen <3
Kermit: but also time to turn the frigging frogs gay
SPARKLY BABE: UA PRIDE?!?! ☆彡
Mina: YES BABE
SPARKLY BABE: I NEED TO GET READY ☆彡
Sonic the Hedgehog: It’s not for a while?
SPARKLY BABE: YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IM PREPARING SEXY ENGINE LEGS AU REVOIR ☆彡
It’s Pikachu!: PAHAJSKSKSL
Shoji: Aoyama is hyped on the pride a little too much bless
mmm monkey: SEXY ENGINE LEGS
Ochako: AHAHSKFKSLF AOYAMA PLS
Mina: HANDKFKDL BABY CALM AHSJDKFMS
Small Might: Ngl id love a hero called sexy engine legs
Jirou: PLS AHAHSJKD
Lil funky grape boi changed Sonic the Hedgehog’s name to sexy engine legs
Lil funky grape boi: I’m here for this
Sexy engine legs: I am very confused. I’m not sure how to feel.
Shoji: ah sorry man
Ochako: do you want your name changing back?
Sexy engine legs: …
Sexy engine legs: No.
Sexy engine legs: I just don’t understand how engines are sexy.
Mina: TORU NO
Jirou: DONT YOU FUCKING DARE
Hagakure: WE DISCUSSED IT AT A SLEEPOVER YOUR HERO SUIT IS VERY ATTRACTIVE
Kermit: someone get rid of toru
Kermit: kick her
Hagakure: IM SORRY IT WAS NECESSARY
Small Might: I think you broke Iida
Small Might: His face is red and he’s whispering on repeat that his suit wasn’t made “for the ladies”
Small Might: or the men
Small Might: just practicality
Small Might: which it is practical but also if you guys think that then I guess it’s done both without intention
Ochako: deku stfu
Small Might: aa sorry ;-;
It’s Pikachu!: AHAHAHHHAJFKDK
Lil funky grape boi: HAHAHAKDKDKDK
Small Might: I’m not whipped!
Yaoyorozu: Whipped? :)
Jirou: I’ll tell you later <3
Yaoyorozu: Thank you :)
Lil funky grape boi: but sorry to revisit I’m very intrigued, yall talk about us at sleepovers?
Mina: Hagakure you’re not allowed at any more sleepovers >:(
Hagakure: IM SORRY <3
Mina: but occasionally yes
It’s Pikachu!: care to share some deets???
Mina: not now at least
It’s Pikachu!: :( sad
Lil funky grape boi: tho side question in relation?
mmm monkey: Speak small fruit man
Lil funky grape boi: ignored but alas
Lil funky grape boi: class sleepover soon? After pride or smth? The movie night was fun
Mina: grape boi has a valid idea
Ochako: omg we can have some drinks and play games!
Hagakure: and share secrets!!!!
Kermit: not with you John Cena
Po himself: John Cena??
Shoji: Because you can’t see her…
Hagakure: AHAHAJDKAKKSLF PLS AHAHJAHSJSKFJ THATS THE BEST TSU ILY
Toru Hagakure changed their name to John Cena
John Cena: perfect
John Cena: but still!!!! We can play never have I ever or truth or dare or whatever!!!
John Cena: it’ll be good after pride too ;)
Ochako: I’m down for the drinkies!!
Sexy engine legs: You’re literally planning secretly drinking in a chat with Yaoyorozu and I in it?
It’s Pikachu!: yes?
Sexy engine legs: ????? Why?!
It’s Pikachu!: funny
Small Might: Iida! Consider it as a bonding exercise?
Sexy engine legs: WE’VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR TWO YEARS?!?!
Mina: aren’t you the slightest interested in learning classmates secrets????
Shoji: Or maybe he just doesn’t want to be exposed that he has murderous intentions deep down
Sexy engine legs: … Does everyone want to partake?
Po himself: yup!
Mina: even koda is in! That must mean something class mom prez <3
Sexy engine legs: Fine. Though if Mr Aizawa says no at any point we stop. I won’t tell him but if he finds out whether he does dorm checks or reads this chat or whatever, whatever he says goes, okay?
Yaoyorozu: That sounds very reasonable :)
It’s Pikachu!: it’s settled! After pride drinky gamey night!
Shoji: hell yeah
Jirou: sooooo @sero @bakugo 🍁 then?
Sero: heh yes
Sexy engine legs: What does 🍁 mean?
Yaoyorozu: Like Sato is always 🍁?! :)
Bakugo : Sure.
Kyoka Jirou to Katsuki Bakugo
Jirou: youre evil
It’s Pikachu!: momo too pure for this world ;-;
Mina: someone tell kiri and Aoyama too?? I think they both disappeared to do pride things?
SPARKLY BABE: I’m always here ;) ☆彡
Mina: I shouldve expected that -_-
It’s Pikachu!: @kirishima ???? Are you lurking too homie???
It’s Pikachu!: no he really did disappear to be gay
Mina: as he should bestie
Sexy engine legs: Mr Aizawa has just informed me the plan for the pride event will be next weekend, do what you will with that information.
Kermit: can’t wait!
Shoto: Is our teacher gay?
Sero: why are you so late to all convos?
Shoto: I’m not late to anything there are no time schedules to text messages.
Sero: but yeah probably idk
Shoto: Good for him.
Mina: HAHAHAHSJFJ TODOROKI PLS
Mina: btw everyone Bakugo blocked me so if he spoke at all in the past day I didn’t know
Small Might: why’d he block you? That’s usually me?
Mina: @bakugo want me to tell or wanna unblock me
Mina: oh look at that I can dm him again :)
Bakugo: I hate you.
Mina: goodnight kacchan
Small Might: night kacchan
Tokoyami: Sleep well, Kacchan.
Bakugo: I hate every single one of you.
!! I kept this chapter as a longer one so pls let me know what y’all think to chapter lengths!
Pls whipped means like— someone Has such a crush theyre wrapped around the others little finger just,, urban dictionary sjfndm
Chapter 6: DJ funky limbs
Howdy! Tysm for staying with me!
The plot is still holding dwdw these are just the fun chapters I wrote but hopefully more relatable and to include the lesser loved characters too!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Shoji : Opinions
Shoji : Is it creepy for someone to confess to you because they like people with multiple limbs
Shoji : Guys please wake up it’s getting weirder
Sero : sup DJ funky limbs
Mezou Shoji changed their name to DJ funky limbs
DJ funky limbs : Read up
Sero : damn but how did they say it
DJ funky limbs : “hello you’re shoji from 2A yes? I’ve been told you have multiple limbs and I really like that in a man, will you please go on a date with me?”
DJ funky limbs : And just now “please reply I see you’re online”
Sero : wack
Sero : bit weird?
Sero : very weird
DJ funky limbs : I don’t like these vibes at all?
Sero : do you wanna come vibe with me to take ur mind off it?
DJ funky limbs : I was wondering why you were awake you stoner
Sero : heh
DJ funky limbs : But yes please, she won’t stop messaging now I’m not a fan
Sero : doors open man
DJ funky limbs : Thanks
Mina : okay but ignoring the fact shoji is now DJ funky limbs and got high with sero
Mina : that’s literally so weird? I’m guessing she goes here?
mmm monkey : surprised you’re awake at this hour mina
mmm monkey : but no you’re right that is really weird? If someone did that to my tail id straight up block them
Mina : right? Shoji I know ur probs sleeping rn but let us know if you’re okay
mmm monkey : ^^^^^^
DJ funky limbs : Okay morning
Mina : morning lil stoner baby how you feeling
DJ funky limbs : Well
DJ funky limbs : Okay but then I saw messages from her, reread this chat, and now got called a little stoner baby so less okay
DJ funky limbs : It’s little stoner man to you
Mina : oop sorry boo
Mina : but yeah this chick? She’s still messaging? Who is she?
Sero : I looked over it I think she’s a first year on the business course? Which is really random we haven’t interacted at all with that class?
Sero : and she was v adamant it was low-key scary
Sexy engine legs : Shoji, are you uncomfortable? Do you want to tell Mr Aizawa?
DJ funky limbs: Dw I sent him screenshots last night, and maybe a few high messages but like I don’t think he cared
DJ funky limbs : He said he’d sort it, it’s just a bit weird yknow
Sexy engine legs : It is very weird, but if you need anything don’t hesitate to ask.
DJ funky limbs : Thanks man
It’s Pikachu!: @lil funky grape boi ???
Lil funky grape boi : no you?
It’s Pikachu! : nope too far
mmm monkey : what are you guys on about?
Lil funky grape boi : Denks and I sometimes play pranks like this but this was a bit too far and too weird
It’s Pikachu!: yeah this is legit a weirdo, besides our pranks are usually tasteful
Lil funky grape boi : and the humour is relevant to who would get the joke
Mina : Is that why I got an email giving me free tickets to G.R.L only to find the location was a dumpster?
It’s Pikachu!: YOU ACTUALLY WENT AHAHAHAH
Lil funky grape boi : it was denks but I’m sorry I agree they’re trash
Mina : :)
mmm monkey : I hear feet running
Jirou : fucking hell who screamed that woke me up
Kirishima : My light just short circuited?
DJ funky limbs : I think Mina killed denki
Jirou : f
mmm monkey : f
Yaoyorozu : f :)
Kirishima : lmao momo you’re great
Kirishima : f
Yaoyorozu : :)
Sero : f
DJ funky limbs : f
DJ funky limbs
: UH HELP?
Unknown : I know you reported me, I take this and your lack of a reply as an answer. You are a bad man shoji, I curse you and your Many limbs, may you never find happiness. Hiss. >:(
It’s Pikachu! : SHE HISSED AT YOU?!? IN MESSAGE?!?
DJ funky limbs : Yeah? But I’m also cursed?
Tokoyami : You can’t curse someone if you’re not in their physical presence.
Kirishima : you can’t be cursed over phone
Jirou : being cursed over the phone does nothing man you’re good
Mina : 👀 nice to know who the class emos are
Kermit : Kirishima doesn’t give emo vibes? He’s literal sunshine
Kirishima : :)
Mina : you didn’t see him in middle school
Kirishima : don’t :(
Mina : I won’t babe your secret is safe <3
Kirishima : thanku
It’s Pikachu! : i need to know but that can be revisited
It’s Pikachu! : this chick *hissed* at you
It’s Pikachu! : is there a Neko quirk or smth?
Jirou : mewow
Mmm monkey : I hate you
Jirou : understandable have a nice day
DJ funky limbs : I hope not jesus
DJ funky limbs : Anyway can we move on from this cuz like aizawa is sorting it now
Sero : sure thing homie
Sero : where’s Bakugo today
Sero : or todorokis cryptid comment of the day
Sero : or hagakures gossip
Sero : I await
Tysm for reading! The next chapter is Gonna be uploaded today cuz it sort of continues straight on!
Chapter 7: RIP to Midoryia’s Virginia
I literally have no idea what to say for this chapter as I had all my notes in the previous one as I posted at the same time! Otherwise pls enjoy!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
John Cena : HELLO BESTIESSSSSSS I HAVE GOSSIP
Sero : regret, apologies
John Cena : OKAY SO LIKE
John Cena : I heard 2b discussing some crushes
Mina : CONTINUE YES
Small Might : is this a good idea?
Ochako : what if we can get iida a boo
Small Might : yes continue
Sexy engine legs : >:(!!!!!!
John Cena : Iida pls complain after <3
John Cena : there’s at least 3 people who have genuine crushes on people in this class
John Cena : and another group of people who just wants to have a good make out sesh ;)
John Cena : i overhead monoma saying he takes it as a personal challenge to be Bakugo’s first kiss
Bakugo : ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT
Bakugo : LISTEN INVISALIGN YOU BETTER BE LYING
John Cena : I mean it would be a hilarious lie
John Cena : but sadly it’s the truth
Mina : okay wait
Mina : baks babe
Mina : you didn’t deny he’d be your first kiss??
Bakugo : what
Jirou : oooooo
Lil funky grape boi : oooooooooooooh
Ochako : OOOOOOOOH
Small Might : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sero : OOOO
Yaoyorozu : oooh :)
Mina : love you Momo
Mina : you would’ve said “WHAT THE FUCK NO IVE BEEN KISSED HES LOST HIS CHALLENGE ALREADY RAH RAH RAH DIE DIE WHAT A WEIRDO”
Mina : but just said no to him wanting to kiss you
Mina : soooooooooooooooooooooo have you never been kissed?
Small Might : first, spot on impression
Small Might : second, I think you’re right
Bakugo : shut up deku you Virginia
Bakugo : Virginia fuck
Bakugo : FUCKING VIRGIN
Bakugo : FUCK YOU AND THIS PHONE
Small Might : if you fuck me and your phone then I’m no longer a Virginia?
Kirishima : you might wanna run homie
Small Might : FUCK I HEAR HIS STEPS HES FAST BYE
Kermit : Iida you’ve been quiet for a while, normally you would’ve said something?
Sexy engine legs : I’m not in the dorms today, so whatever happens, I cannot stop anyway. Just don’t kill anyone.
Yaoyorozu : Understandable, have a nice day :)
Jirou : WAHEYYYYYY
It’s Pikachu! : AYYYYYYY
Mina : MEME QUEEN MEME QUEEN
Yaoyorozu : Hehe! :)
Mina Ashido changed Momo Yaoyorozu’s nickname to “Meme queen”
Meme queen : I’m honoured. :)
Po Himself : But iida where are you man?
Sexy engine legs : It’s a family friend’s birthday, we’re just there for celebrations. I must go, I’ll be back for dinner. :)
Tokoyami : Enjoy.
It’s Pikachu! : YEAH ENJOY BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO MIDORYIA
Its Pikachu! : AND LIKE WHO HAD A CRUSH ON WHO
John Cena : I don’t know who liked who really other than the monoma comment I’ll find out nect time ;3c but yeah where did deku go?
Ochako : @Small Might ??????
Sero : I’m a lil worried after the fucking comments yknow?
It’s Pikachu! : rip to Midoryia’s Virginia
Small Might : JESUS NO THAT DID NOT HAPPEN
Small Might : EW NO IM SORRY I CANT
Mina : why not don’t knock it til you try it ig
Small Might : KACCHANS LIKE A BROTHER
Small Might : ABSOLUTELY NO NO
Meme queen : Awe :)
DJ funky limbs : so what did happen 👀
Small Might : we actually just went for a training session and a chat believe it or not
Small Might : but there is a chance monoma will lose a limb tomorrow
Kermit : very valid rip jojo boi
Mmm monkey : jojo boi?
Kermit : he legit always poses like a jojo character?
Ochako : HAHDJFKSKG YOURE SO RIGHT
Tokoyami : How dare you insult JoJo like that.
SPARKLY BABE : Only I can claim jojo-ness Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑) ☆彡
DJ funky limbs : literally the two most opposite people of the class enjoy jojo
It’s Pikachu! : the world is complete I can go now
Mmm monkey : bye bestie
Its Pikachu!: im acesnding
It’s Pikachu! : acesending
It’s Pikachu! : assending?
It’s Pikachu! : fuck it I’m staying on the ground
Sero : ass ending
Lil funky grape boi : lmao
Sero : #midoryiaandhischatwithbakugo
Small Might : THAT. DID. NOT. HAPPEN. JFC
Shoto : What didn’t happen?
Sero : baks taking Midoryias Virginia
Shoto : But the grunting?
Small Might : IN. THE. TRAINING. ROOM. GOD. FUCKING. DAMN. IT. TODO. ROKI. WE. WERE. SPARRING.
Ochako : todo. roki, two words
Kermit : todo space roki
Shoto : ??
Ochako : dw it’s okay
Shoto : okay
Shoto : I wasn’t near the training room though
Mina : WHAT
John Cena : SHOTO WHERE WERE YOU?
It’s Pikachu! : @shoto come back who did you hear fucking?
Sero : I think he’s gone besties he appears cryptically
John Cena : we can figure this out, if he thought it was deku and Bakugo it must be near one of those rooms
John Cena : Aoyama and Mineta are next to deku and Kirishima is next to bakugo
It’s Pikachu! : 👀
Lil funky grape boi : IM CELIBATE I SWEAR IVE BEEN DOING WORK ALL DAY
SPARKLY BABE : I’m still working on my pride thing ☆彡
John Cena : @kirishima what’s your alibi?
DJ funky limbs : punching bag probably
DJ funky limbs : happens for about half hour a day if shoto was around that time
DJ funky limbs : used to hate it but it’s therapeutic now I mediate whilst he punches tbh he’s got a very well timed punching rhythm
Mina : there’s an innuendo there I know it but I think you avoided it
DJ funky limbs : that’s exactly why I said it that way
John Cena : dammit thought I had some good goss and it’s just kirishima punching smth :(
Mina : rip bestie
Bakugo : Literally fuck each and every one of you
Kirishima : guess none of us have a Virginia anymore ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
Bakugo : You’re the worst
Kirishima : <3
I literally find writing just funny vibes as the best thing to do and lowkey super therapeutic?
If y’all would like a list of nicknames for reminders let Me know!
And if y’all have any ideas too!!
Hope you guys are having a groovy day too! Thanks for reading! <3
Chapter 8: Rock Hard Manliness to share
Hello! I’m so sorry it took so long to get this chapter out! I’ve just been swamped with con crunching and assignments ;;
It’s still written out? I’m just looking at it now thinking there’s a bit of a plot but it’s more of a you can’t read the chapters on their own anymore kind of vibes and I was jus ashamed at myself for calling it plot like lore is coming I promise ajfndm
With that being said, enjoy!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Jirou : who g noted
Small Might : mcr??
Tokoyami : Who played Welcome to the Black Parade?
Kirishima : WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY
Bakugo : shut up I can hear you from here
It’s Pikachu! : AHAHSHKFKS I TOLD YOU IT WOULD WORK
Ochako : HADJKSKD OMG YOU RIGHT
Mina : I love messing with the class Emos 😌😌
Bakugo : KIRISHIMA I TOLD YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
Bakugo : @kirishima READ YOUR FUCKING PHONE
DJ funky limbs : for context Kirishima is still singing the black parade
DJ funky limbs : instruments included
DJ funky limbs : HAHAHA TOKOYAMI RAN UP TO JOIN HIM
Mina : rip baks
Bakugo : for the love of god stop calling me baks
Mina : okay kacchan
Jirou : is today the ‘how far we can push bakugo until he kills us’ day??
Small Might : I have had those days, they do not go well
Bakugo : Today is the day I murder you all.
Kermit : oooh edgy
It’s Pikachu! : but Kirishimas still singing? Wouldn’t You be stopping him by now?
Ochako : and commented on tsu’s sarcasm?
Mmm monkey : it appears baks has gone soft
Bakugo : I HAVE NOT
Bakugo : IM ALWAYS HARD
Bakugo : WAIT
Bakugo : FUCK
Bakugo : WHY CANT I LEAVE THIS CHAT
Sexy engine legs : I turned that ability off when you typed you were always hard.
Mina : HAJDKFKDL GO IIDA
Jirou : omg iida you king that was so quick
Bakugo : NO HES NOT A KING HES A PAIN IN MY ASS
Lil funky grape boi : is that linked to you being always hard?
Sero : HAHAJDKS MINETA PLS
Mmm monkey : Toru started laughing so much she threw up sjfndkf
Kirishima : what happened???
Mina : read up, you’re not the only one who’s always hard
Kirishima : ayy bakubro! Rock hard manliness to share 🤜🤛
Po Himself : oh bless this sweet innocent child
Bakugo : AHHHHHHHHHH
Kirishima : OH WAIT MINA I JUST GOT WHAT YOU WERE IMPLYING
Kirishima : NOT MANLY
Kirishima : AAAA
SPARKLY BABE : do I sense gay panic? ☆彡
Kirishima : HHHHHHHHHHH ;-;
Small Might : what did kacchan explode just now???
Tokoyami : I left Kirishima’s room during the gay panic to find a busted phone outside Bakugo’s door.
Ochako : we really went that far guys
Jirou : same time next week?
It’s Pikachu! : >:)
Meme Queen : I’ll make him a new one as an apology from us. :)
Mina : good shout ty yaomomo
Kirishima : HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :((((((((((
Mina : I’m also sorry for tricking you like that babe
Kirishima : :( mkay
Bakugo : I like this phone.
Bakugo : @meme queen Thanks I guess.
Meme queen : It’s okay. :)
Mina : did baks just? Say Thankyou?
Kirishima : it happens occasionally ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
Ochako : Kirishima for the love of Fuck use a different emoji Jesus Christ
Mina : …
Small Might : 😀….
Mmm monkey : I-
Ochako : .. I am so sorry I didn’t know where that came from ily kiri
John Cena : HAJFKDL omg boo
Kermit : I think ochako and Bakugo have swapped personalities?
mmm monkey : omg??? Has there been a quirk????
Bakugo : No. I don’t feel all fluffy or shit there’s been no swap. Fuck you.
Sero : understandable
It’s Pikachu! : votes to make baks feel all fluffy
Bakugo : Do it, I dare you.
Bakugo : I fucking dare you.
It’s Pikachu! : i retract my statement, apologies
Kirishima : ahdjskfkfk @ochako I’ll find the other emojis just for you b
Ochako : ;-; Thankyou I’m sorry again :(
Kirishima : <3
John Cena : y’all cute
Ochako : ???
John Cena : y’all should date :3
Kirishima : ??????
Mina : ???????????
John Cena : what??? I’m just saying!! :3
Kirishima : ????????? I’m not really into girls????
Ochako : and you know the people I kind of like?????
John Cena : nono I know but just there was a cute vibe I wanted to know ;-;
Kirishima : Right… on that note I’m going to the gym
Mina : have fun bb
Ochako : ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
DJ funky limbs : hypocrite
Ochako : :)
Eijirou Kirishima to Katsuki Bakugo
Kirishima : are you up for the gym?
Kirishima : that was a bit uncomfy could just blow off some steam
Kirishima : dw if not it’s all good i know you don’t like going out with classmates sometimes
Bakugo : let me grab my bag hold on
Bakugo : I don’t mind hanging out with you dumbass
Bakugo : besides I’d be a shit friend if I let you feel like shit on your own
Kirishima : heh thanks man
Kirishima : see you downstairs?
Getting that kiribaku vibes in huehuehue
I’ve seen a lot of ship suggestions too! Which is very groovy but a lot I’m probably not going to write as an endgame just as I don’t vibe with them much! But I’ll probs pop a few scenes in here and there ^^
But again! Ty all for being so patient with me! I’ve got a new job as well now so super busy homie here!
Chapter 9: Dude we’re getting the band back together!
So just to keep a track!
SPARKLY BABE- Aoyama
Meme Queen: yaomomo
Sexy Engine Legs: iida
It’s Pikachu!: Kaminari
Lil funky grape boi: Mineta
Dj funky limbs: Shoji
Mmm monkey: ojiro
Po himself: Sato
John Cena: hagakure
Small might: deku
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
John Cena: @bakugo I see you texting Jirou in private dms
Jirou: can you not look at my phone like???
John Cena: no I’m just interested why he responds to you and no one else
John Cena: omg are you dating?!
Jirou: no can we stop talking about this now
John Cena: but I need to know!!!
It’s Pikachu!: I mean I’m curious but I don’t need to know, jirp doesn’t wanna talk about this
It’s Pikachu!: jirou**
Kyouka Jirou changed their name to Jirp
Bakugo: fucking hell you are the nosiest piece of shit I’ve ever seen in my life
Bakugo: if you must know- i don’t reply to people I know will drag out a conversation when it’s ended
Small might: wait that makes so much sense you always respond if I just have a quick question then when I ask how your day is you legit cut me off
Bakugo: That is literally what I have just explained.
Small might: and then that’s why you don’t reply here cuz it’s constant, but when you want to speak you won’t hesitate to chat!
Small might: this is like an epiphany holy shit
Bakugo: on this note goodbye
Small might: wait but what about Kirishima
Small might: @bakugo what about Kirishimaaaaaaaaaaa
Small might: wait kiri is the Bakugo whisper he just knows ignore me
Bakugo: @everyone STOP FUCKING MESSAHING ME WITH ONE WORD QUESTIONS
It’s Pikachu!: damn he caught on
Sero: Oof that’s a shame
Kyouka Jirou> Katsuki Bakugo
Jirou: I know you don’t like the idle chat but I just need to get it off my chest but hagakure is just annoying me so much with the gossip like? Let me text?
Bakugo: I get it
Jirou: she seems different than usual and ughhhhhhhhhhhhh
Jirou: do you wanna hang out? I have a new hi hat for my drums
Bakugo: is that your way of asking for support without asking for it
Jirou: ,, yeah
Bakugo: lmao okay
Jirou: thanks man
John Cena: BAKUFO HUST WENT TO JIRPS ROOM THEY ARE DATING
Mina: babe I love your gossip but please don’t assume things? I bet you in 10 seconds the drums will start up
Sero: wait no 6
Sero: I give up
Ochako: counting backwards from ten, not an easy job bestie
Sero: I know :(
Mina: called it besties it’s drum time
John Cena: maybe that’s to cover for pound town ;)
Mina: Toru. I’m putting a stop to it. They’re just friends.
John Cena: :( okay sorry
Lil funky grape boi: semi related but- if you were to get frisky what would be your in the mood music?
It’s Pikachu!: all star smash mouth
Small Might: all star
Lil funky grape boi: 👀
It’s Pikachu!: midoribro is this? The start? Of something? Special?
Small Might: some…
It’s Pikachu!: body once told me
Small Might: the world is Gonna roll me
Ochako: HAHDJFKS NO CUZ WE ALL KNOW THEYLL DO THE WHOLE THING IM STOPPING IT HERE
Kermit: good shout
Sero: what’s that really cheesy baby take off your coat but you can leave your hat on song
Sero: I choose that it would be hilarious to strip tease both do and watch I wouldn’t stop laughing aha
It’s Pikachu!: there’s soemthing personal there
Sero: NO THWRES NOT
Sero: I mean no there’s not
DJ funky limbs: did you strip tease that song?
Mmm monkey: I’m betting You did it in your room to try but realised how bad you were at it and gave up
Sero: aha ahahahaaaa yeah but
Mina: OH MY GOD WERE YOU WITH SOMEONE
Sero; whoomp there it is
Po Himself: you did fucking not
Sero; okay before Denks screams at me
It’s Pikachu!: AIFKSK HOLY SHIT OKG DEETS NOW
Sero; I was seeing someone for s bit and like yeah I wanted to lighten the mood and like I do a silly dance to it bur they thought I was being serious and called me the least sexy preying mantis they’ve seen and told me to go, but on my way out I fell over the coffee table and chipped my tooth so :’)
Mina: HAHAHAHAHAHAJFJSKKG IM SORRY
Lil funky grape boi : NONSEXY PREYING MANTIS
It’s Pikachu!: THATS HOW YOU CHIPPED YOUR TOOTH???????? DEADASS NO WAY
Sero: y u p
Sero: I now refuse to be funny in the bedroom
Sero: tbh I now also just refuse to be in a bedroom that shits terrifying
Kirishima: but what about to sleep?
Sero: yes. I sleep in my own room.
Kirishima: oh good :)
Mina: KIRI DID YOU PICK UP ON ANY OF THAT?
Kirishima: yes :)
DJ funky limbs: he didn’t
Shoto: I did a strip once
Ochako: HELLO WHAT
Small Might: UHHHHHH?? CONTEXT?????
Sero: CRYPTIDROKI YOU RETRIN RIGHT NOW
Sexy Engine Legs changed Shoto Todoroki’s name to Cryptidroki
Sero: ty iida you’re the best
Sexy Engine Legs: :)
Cryptidroki; like the one you put on your leg and pull off?
Mina: a garter?????
Cryptidroki: no it takes hair off too
Kermit: … a wax strip?
Cryptidroki: yes, that
It’s Pikachu!: JAJAKDKGKDKGKD NO
It’s Pikachu!: NOT HIM CONFUSING YHEM IM DEAD BESTIES PLEASE IM GONE
Crypridroki: there was music though?
Ochako: you play music to wax your legs?
Lil funky grape boi: you wax your legs?
Mina: men can wax if they want no shame
Lil funky grape boi: no I know I was just going to ask if it hurt cuz my legs are like hound dogs back
Ochako: first of all ew, second of all do it coward
Lil funky grape boi: I will let you know if it cry
Ochako: Thankyou :)
John Cena: I’m sorry but we’re completely slipping over the fact Sero was with soemone?
Mina: actually tbh that’s a good shout you didn’t tell us?
Sero: it wasn’t serious or anything
It’s Pikachu!: no but still? We know everything about each other bestie :(
Sero: ahahahfj no I know but trust me when I say this person wasn’t worth knowing
Kirishima; oh? Ouch
Jirp: Awe shame I was hoping we could call them a unsexy mantis
Lil funky grape boi: true dat
It’s Pikachu!: how’s the jam session go?!
Jirp sent a photo
:(Bakugo leaning against the drum kit in thought, a small smile on his face)
Jirp: I think we’re writing something so actually decent! would you and @tokoyami and @meme queen be willing to rejoin for band stuff??
It’s Pikachu!: OMG YES
Meme Queen: That’s exciting yes please!!! :)
Sero: what’s wrong??
Kirishima: WAIT SHIT WRONG CHAT
Kirishima: I DONT EXIST
Eijirou Kirishima> Mina Ashido
Mina: I’m guessing that was to me :)
Kirishima: he’s so attractive ;-;
Mina: stop pining and do something then!
Kirishima: I don’t think he’s into guys let alone me
Mina: I will slap you go talk to him and trust me
Kirishima: I can’t atm they’re jamming :(
Kirishima: I’ll do it after pride
Mina; okay good shout
Jirp; but yeah I was thinking we could maybe do some more concerts?
Jirp: I would say we could do smth for pride but it’s like this weekend I don’t think we’d have time :(
It’s Pikachu!: we can just enjoy pride then we’ll get the band back together for gigs!
Koda: dude we’re getting the band back together! ∩^ω^∩
Small Might: is that a phineas and ferb reference?
Mmm monkey: koda literally bless your whole soul you deserve everything
Ochako: not koda not speaking in here to come out with a p&f reference I love you omg 😭
Kermit: he is ferb, a quiet boi
Koji Koda changed their name to Ferb
Ferb: :) :)
Po himself: YOURE THE ONE WHO SETS THE BAR THE HAIRDO KING THE FASHION STAR
Sero: YOURE FABULOUSSSSS
SPARKLY BABE: IM FABULOUS!!! Oh I’m fabulous ^_−☆
Ferb: ;v; <3
Mina: sorry Kiri and momo, your protecc privileges go to koda now
Jirp: Thankyou for that koda <3
Jirp: BUT ANYWAY
Jirp: yeah gigs sound nice
Kermit: go be gay first then be band
Sexy Engine Legs: Forgive me asking, but is that okay to say?
Kermit: iida I am gay
Kermit: it’s fine
Sexy Engine Legs: I was just asking!!! I’m unsure :(
It’s Pikachu!: BAKS I SAW YOU TYPING YOU GOT SMTH TO SAY
Bakugo: not really
Meme Queen: It’s a little late, I’m going to call it a night, if you may keep drumming to a minimum that’ll be much appreciated, but I’m going to make myself some earbuds anyway! :)
Jirp: tbh baks is half asleep on my kit I think we’re packing up too
Bakugo: fuck you goodnight
John Cena: is he sleeping in your room?
Jirp: for the love of fuck no he’s heading back now
John Cena: :/
Bakugo: fucking die all of you sleep gooDNIGHT.
Kirishima: night bakubro!
Mina: night night!
Cryptidroki: what does my name mean?
Djskfksk it’s been a while! However I believe I have the next few chapters p much ready to go and in an order now! Ty for being so patient!
And tysm for all the love on this so far! I might give myself a chapter limit so I don’t write forever but I can’t decide if 50 is too short or if 100 is too much ;; we’ll see!
Also yes I 1000000% headcanon jirp and baks as best friends after the festival :’)
Chapter 10: The big 2-gay
Finally The chapter I’ve been waiting to post is finally here!
This is where the plot officially takes off ajfndk however I don’t have a lot of these chapters written as I’m still planning a balance of fun but also plot driven chapters!
Also what’s planned can be sensitive, however tags will be added when appropriate and warnings appropriately too!
PLEASEEEEE read the end notes just for a little heads up!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Kirishima: HAPPY PRIDE ILY ALL
Kirishima : SO EXCITED FOR THE FESTIVAL PARADE THING LATER
Small Might : you’re up early
Kirishima : E X C I T E
SPARKLY BABE : HEUEUEUUEEUUE YES BIG EXCITE <3
Small Might : I am slightly fear for seeing you guys
SPARKLY BABE : NO FEAR JUST LOVE WERE GOING ALL OUT HEHEH ☆彡
Kirishima : YES I NEED THIS TIME TO GET READY SEE YOU SOON ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
SPARKLY BABE: ME TOO ☆彡
Small Might: alrighty
Small Might : happy pride friends <3
Jirp : damn aoyama wasnt kidding when he said he’d go all out earlier
DJ funky limbs : Aoyama made the whole outfit himself right?
Ochako : and the wig??? Like damn go bestie
It’s Pikachu! : ngl hes kinda hot in drag
Mina : 👀????
Denki : what? He is?
Jirp : from an appreciating man perspective or a bi perspective?
It’s Pikachu! : I mean? Both?
Jirp : AYYYY BI FIVE BESTIE
It’s Pikachu! : AYYYYYYYYY NO WAYYYYY
Sero : happy for y’all but like AOYAMA JUST DEATH DROPPED????????
Mina : AYEEEE THATS MY BESTIE GO BABE GO
Small Might : ngl slightly more terrified of Aoyama since he sneaks by my window *very* often
Small Might : I’m scared he’s gonna come by and do that drop through my window now
John Cena : you have to admit that’s kind of bad bitch energy though
Po Himself : wait didn’t kiri say he was planning something too?? Where is he?
Kermit : you’ve not seen him? Omg
Kermit : he’s painted himself in rainbow and calling himself rainbow riot
Kermit : he’s been on the big screen a few times already
Mina : RAINBOW RIOT
Mina : GOD I LOVE THAT MAN BLESS HIS HEART
John Cena : 👀 wink wink?
Mina : BESTIE HE IS DRESSED AS A GAY HERO WE ARE NOT A THING
John Cena : am just kidding!
Sero : rainbow riot is legit so fucking cool though that’s such good rep for lgbtq+ hero folk
Small Might : he looks so good as well 🙌
Bakugo : message deleted
Mmm monkey : he’s running round and just being a delight
Mina : @bakugo 👀
Ochako : protect this man at all costs
Bakugo : fuck off
Tokoyami : excuse me interrupting-
Mina : baks we will revisit, continue tokoyami <3
Tokoyami : it appears aizawa and present mic are a couple
John Cena : IM SORRY WHAT
Mina : HOLY FUCK WAIT WHERE SINCE WHEN
Sexy Engine Legs : stop being so involved in the teachers lives it’s their privacy!!!!!
Sexy Engine Legs : wait they’re holding hands that’s very adorable
Sexy Engine Legs :…
Sexy Engine Legs : ignore me
Meme Queen : I’m proud of them, they look very happy together :)
Jirou : agreed
It’s Pikachu! : PPAAHHAH NOT MONOMA TRYING TO KISS BAKUGO
DJ funky limbs : so much is happening holy fuck
Sero : Bakugo straight up gut punched him omg
Sero : KIRI JUST FLEW IN AND TOLD BAKUGO OFF FOR HITTING THE GAYS
Bakugo : I am gay I can hit them all I want.
John Cena : ???? I thought you were fucking that Camie chick from your internship?
Bakugo : go back to your monkey @mmm monkey
Bakugo : also its just Camie, don’t call her “that Camie chick”
John Cena : ooooh protective ;)
Bakugo : I don’t call you that invisible bitch do i? Shut up.
Mmm monkey : ANYWAYS
Mmm monkey : WAIT NO LEGIT ANYWAYS
mmm monkey : IS SHIOZAKI EYEING UP TSU?
Kermit : what
Kermit : we made eye contact
Kermit : oh dear
Kermit : the frogs are friggin gay
Kermit : she’s coming over help
Mina : go get it tsu!!! Get yourself a viney babe!
Kermit : help I’m too gay for this
Kermit : she’s so pretty
Jirou : get off your phone take a breath and go talk to her
Lil funky grape boi : YOU GET THAT GIRL TSU
Small might : whold on
Sero : whold
Small might : kacchan? 💅🏼?
Bakugo : like you didn’t know Nerd stop acting surprised cats out the bag
Small might : I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT BEING BI
Bakugo : that’s a dick thing to joke about?
Lil funky grape boi : badum tss
Bakugo : I will still punt you
Lil funky grape boi : understood
Bakugo : but no I wasn’t joking
Small might : eeeeeee kacchan!!! ;-;-;-;
Bakugo : wtf no don’t you think about it
Small might : EW NO NOT WHAT I MEANT
Bakugo : OKAY GOOD
Ochako : but like? Are y’all just not each other’s type or smth? Or is it just cuz y’all are brotherly?
Bakugo : both
Small might : both
Meme Queen : awe it’s nice you two admitting you’re brotherly!
Bakugo : shush
Mina : I guess that means @bakugo you’re looking for someone a little manlier?
Mina : no offence deku
Small might : some taken please continue
Bakugo : what?
Bakugo : wait what no why would you suggest that?
Mina : I DIDNT EVEN MENTION A NAME AND YOU THOUGHT OF SOMEONE DIDNT YOU YOU LIKE SOMEONE
DJ funky limbs : omg is it who we’re all thinking of?
Bakugo : NO I DONT LIKE ANYONE
Jirp : you’re blushing like crazy right now
Bakugo : I will destroy your musical instruments
It’s Pikachu! : WAIT IS??? MINA IS IT??????? AM I GUESSING RIGHT??????
Mina : I THINK SO
Bakugo : I DO NOT FUCKING LIKE ANYONE I AM A LONE HERO I DONT NEED AHYONE
Ferb : everyone needs someone :)
Bakugo : I CANT EVEN GET MAD AT YOU CUZ YOU NEVER SAY ANYTHING
Bakugo : I NEED NO ONE THANKYOU VERY MUCH
Ochako : awe koda <3
DJ funky limbs : Bakugo not getting mad at koda>>>>
Bakugo : CAN WE LEAVE ME ALONE
It’s Pikachu! : ofc bestie
It’s Pikachu! : until later :)
Bakugo : FUCK OFF
Sexy Engine Legs : Help
Ochako : omg iida what’s wrong are you okay?
Sexy Engine Legs : I think a teacher has kids
Jirp : not seeing the problem Buddy
Sexy Engine Legs : They’re sticking rainbow slime into my engines
Sexy Engine Legs : But I can’t say anything!!
Sexy Engine Legs : I told them not to as it was very bad for my quirk, and they started crying and another kid started shouting at me!
Sexy Engine Legs: Please help me, I can’t walk
DJ funky limbs : oh no rip buddy
Ochako : hahajdkd deku come with me, we’ll save you Iida
Sexy Engine Legs : Thankyou :(
Lil funky grape boi : straight guys are allowed at pride right? In support?
Jirp : there’s controversy sometimes, but if you’re a cishet man genuinely coming to support your classmates then that’s okay and welcomed :)
Lil funky grape boi: okay that’s cool
Lil funky grape boi : just cuz every corner I’ve turned a guy has tried to hit on me? And I didn’t know if it was cuz at pride they think I’m not straight? So I started to question if I was allowed here?
Sero : YOURE BEING HIT ON BY MEN?!
Lil funky grape boi : yeah?
Sero : WHERES MY FUCKING SHARE WTF LIKE NO OFFENCE MINETA BUT??????
Lil funky grape boi : NO I AGREE I DONT GET WHY ME BUT NOT YALL
Mmm monkey : it’s because you’ve got your balls out
Mmm monkey : badum tss
Mina : HAHAJAJAJDKFK
Jirp : JAMGKZLGLSK FUCKIDKK
Its Pikachu! : HANDJGKSK OJIRO YOURE AMAZING
Lil funky grape boi : I hate each and every one of you
Sero : are they hot tho?
Lil funky grape boi: my balls?
Sero : the guys hitting on you -_-
Lil funky grape boi : OH
Lil funky grape boi : ehh
Lil funky grape boi : I’m not saying I of all people can be fussy, but I could do better
Sero : fair
John Cena : I just find it so funny how girls aren’t even interested but you’re being hit on by guys!!! XD
Lil funky grape boi : ha
Sero : but no you’re allowed to be straight at pride, but that’s not the assumption usually ^^”
Lil funky grape boi : tbh it’s interesting
Lil funky grape boi : I assume this is how gay people feel when everyone assumes they’re straight ?
Jirp : tbh yeah, at least you’re aware
Lil funky grape boi : ty, I’ll brb I need to finally tell this guy my balls are mine and women only sadly
Lil funky grape boi : and kaminari
It’s Pikachu! : ayyye ;)
Jirp : Christ
Eijirou Kirishima> Mina Ashido
Kirishima : MINA
Kirishima : HES GAY?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kirishima : MINA???????????????????
Kirishima : DID YOU KNOW?
Mina : anfndmf I don’t think he was really out? I’m surprised you didn’t know, esp with how much you like him
Kirishima : HHHHHHHHHH
Mina : hehe
Mina : dw I’ll make sure we play spin the bottle later ;)
Kirishima : WAIT PLEASE DO NOT? I AM FEAR
Mina : shush babe bestie mina is going to handle it all <3
Kirishima : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i just love them all ;-;
Once again a reminder these headcanons are my own, I totally respect if you don’t ship a certain pair or headcanon them as something different!
OKAY SO NEWS
Drinky chapter hehe
I really really wanted to write in this story, however with the idea of the class sitting in a circle, I don’t like the idea of them texting each other as it wouldn’t make sense so I really wanted to write it out!
But I also thought If I were writing it out properly it would take up so many words and chapters so! I have reached a solution!
I’m writing a side piece to this fic! So I can also tag it better for mature content but also so it can be read as a fun stand alone party vibe!
This fic will still be readable and I’m going to do an after chapter that’ll basically be the what happened at the party!
So I’m hoping this makes sense but basically the details of the party will be in a side fic and the important parts will continue through this :)
ABYWAYS Thankyou so much for reading again! All comments and kudos are super appreciated I’m already amazed by the hype this has got already!
Chapter 11: Shoji is proper boyfriend material
Woo another chapter!
So? I gots some infos whichll change this story drastically 😭 but I’ll pop that down in the below notes!
BUT PLS READ THE NOTES there’s something else that’s quite important I need your opinions on :)
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Kirishima : as much as I love body paints I feel so clean now ;-;
Sero : you were dope as rainbow riot homie please do that again
Small Might : yeah!! I saw some of the kids be super inspired by you!
Ochako : yes! It was so adorable!
Kirishima : awe guys ;-;
Kirishima: tbh aizawa came up and thanked me for some reason? Something about being able to be open with who I am and the fact I’m a hero?
Tokoyami : oh.. I feel sorry for him now that’s really sad
Kirishima : wait did I do something wrong?
Sexy engine legs : it looks like aizawa was thanking you because he never got to come out and be a hero, so he had to hide who he is for his hero career
Kirishima : WHAT? I WISH I GAVE HIM A HUG NOW ;-;
Kirishima : MY HEART IS SAD ;-;-;-;-;
Mina : don’t be sad!! You’re doing good in this world mr rainbow riot!
It’s Pikachu! : my brain swapped world and mr so I just mr worldwide moment
DJ funky limbs : it’s mr worldwide
It’s Pikachu! : but yeah kiri you’re doing good shit!!! Ily homie!
Kirishima : :’)
It’s Pikachu! : and hehehe it’s almost time to do more good shit
John Cena : heheheheh drinky game time
Ochako : drinky game time :3c
Sexy Engine Legs : Just so I don’t get sued, is there anyone not attending, and/or not drinking?
Ferb : No drinks for me :’3
Cryptidroki : I have never tried drinking
Sero : oh really?!?!!!?!! 👀
Bakugo : I’m not coming
Kirishima : :( bro why
Bakugo : I’ve had enough of you extras today
Sero : but the 🍁 homie
Bakugo : another night
Mina : but I bought fireball cinnamon whisky just for you :(
Bakugo : nice try
Mina : guess I’ll have to give that whiskey to deku then, might be a little spicy for you Baks babe
Kermit : girl you are playing with fire
Bakugo : you think you have a drink fucking deku could down but not me?!
Mina : you’re just gonna have to come prove it later ;)
Bakugo : I hate you
Kirishima : come on bro it won’t be as fun without you, even iida is coming :(
Sexy engine legs : TO SUPERVISE.
Meme Queen : Oh, you’re supervising? I’ll have some wine then. :)
Sexy Engine Legs : Wait what? I’d like a small drink too at least…
Ochako : EVEN IIDA IS DRINKING?!
Bakugo : I’ll think about it
Small Might : Kacchan you fucking coward come drink with us
Its Pikachu! : have I ever told anyone how much I love Midoryia when he talks back to kacchan?
Bakugo : FINE but that whisky is mine you got it pink ass bitch
Mina : all yours babe ;)
Kermit : this is going to be hell
Kermit : I am very excited
Sero : here’s my plan for tonight
Sero : get baked as fuck
Sero : get bakugo pissed or baked either is fine
Sero : get iida pissed enough he opens his shirt and has his tie round his head
Sero : get someone together with someone else whether be a classmate or out of 2B
Sero : get kaminari to admit…
It’s Pikachu! : HOLD THE FRONT FUCKING DOOR
John Cena : oh shit
John Cena : Kaminari is there something you’d like to admit to now or forever hold your peace until we beat it out of you later?
It’s Pikachu! : begone I am mute
Sero : and finally last thing on my list is to tape Mineta to the ceiling
Lil funky grape boi : bruh why
Sero : idk I just wanna see how long you’d stay up for?
Lil funky grape boi : iida aren’t you gonna interject? Like? Endangering a classmate??
Sexy Engine Legs : but funny :)
Mina : AHHSJDGKKD MOMENTS LIKE THIS I FEEL SOMEONES STOLE IIDAS PHONE WHEN HES JUST BEING INFLUENCED BY US SLOWLY
Sexy engine legs : It would be funny, however I must say the ceiling is dangerous, Sero. Maybe the wall instead?
Sero : deal
Lil funky grape boi : GUYS??????????
Mmm monkey : rip fruit man
Meme Queen : RIP :)
Jirp : Momo best meme queen
Jirp : okay side note however
Jirp : is said party like said group chat?
Ochako : how so?
Jirp : whatever happens there stays there?
Mina : I can definitely assure that- however @John Cena I’d like to ask that you keep your gossips to tonight too and @everyone everything that happens tonight doesn’t get mentioned again unless it wants to be by whoever is involved by things
Small Might : what do you thinks gonna happen?!?!
Mina : nothing bad! I just want tonight to be where people can have some flings or share secrets without feeling bad! It’s a safe space here and I’d hate for someone to feel they can’t act on a make out session for the sake of feeling they’ll be judged yknow?
It’s Pikachu! : this is looking very personal? 👀
Mina : yeah I want Mineta to take me to pound town
Lil funky grape boi : HELLO SORRY WHAT
DJ funky limbs : I-
Kermit : bestie…
Mina : pfsssh I’m kidding, but things like this! I’m just saying we shouldn’t judge in this class!
Mina : we should be allowed to have experiences and not feel bad about them :)
Sexy Engine Legs : That’s… actually really commendable, Thankyou for that, Mina.
Mina : no worries babe ;)
Lil funky grape boi : so :( no pound town for small grape man?
Mina : sorry boo, No pound town for small grape man <3
Lil funky grape boi : back to kaminari I go :(
It’s Pikachu! : YOURE ALWAYS WELCOME WITH ME
Lil funky grape boi : ily bestie
DJ funky limbs : I’ve just bought a shit ton of alcohol
DJ funky limbs : didnt even have to use the fake ID
DJ funky limbs : but Thankyou anyway Momo
Meme Queen : I’m very upset you guys made me make that. :(
Meme Queen : However, did you get the Golden Falls 1892 Wine I asked for? :)
DJ funky limbs : two bottles <3
Meme Queen : You’re the best! :)
Mina : hehehehehe this is gonna be a blast
DJ funky limbs : koda I see you typing yes I got the elderflower stuff you like and the raspberry version for you to try too
Ferb : ;v; <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Ochako : side note Shoji is proper boyfriend material
It’s Pikachu! : I- THAT CAME OUT OF NO WHERE
Jirp : NO I AGREE???
Mina : IVE VEEN THINKING THIS FOR SO LONG TY FOR AGREEING
Kirishima : tbh felt and agreed
Mmm monkey : wait what
DJ funky limbs : I’m honoured <3
Lil funky grape boi : HOW CAN YOU JUST PASS THAT OFF???
Lil funky grape boi : YOU HAVE FOUR SUPER HOT PEOPLE FAWNING FOR YOU AND YOURE JUST LIKE yeah cool
Lil funky grape boi : TAKE YOUR CHANCE OCTOMAN
Sero : did Mineta just call Kirishima hot?
Lil funky grape boi : no homo but yeah
DJ funky limbs : I get you but like, I’m just fine, besides whatever happens at the party stays at the party ;)
Ochako : WHY DID I JUST FUCKING SWOON
Ochako : FUCK SHIT RHAT WAS MEANT FOR MINAS DMS
Jirp : HAJFKFKS NO I FEEL YOU THO HAJAJSKGKS
It’s Pikachu! : it looks like the party has already started 😌
Mina : Shoji doing that kabedon thing to everyone later 😩
John Cena : MINETA HUST CALLED KIRI HOT ARE WE NOT DISCUSSING THAT?!?!?!?!!!!
Kirishima : we don’t have to discuss it :’)
Sero : okay
Sero : is there anyone here that DOESNT find Kirishima hot?
Kermit : as a lesbian, Kirishima would be the exception, like genuinely
Sexy Engine Legs : I’m not interested in men as such, however I can appreciate you are a very attractive classmate.
Sero : iida basically just said no homo but yeah
Kirishima : I-
Kirishima : I’m not sure what to do with this information
Kirishima : ;-; Thankyou
Mina : SEE I TOLD YOU YOU WERE HOT NO ONE DISAGREED AHAH
Mina Ashido> Eijiro Kirishima
Mina : Bakugo didn’t disagree either ;)
Kirishima : HE MIGHT JUST NOT HAVE HIS PHONE
Mina : babe please I bet you he likes you. He might just need some liquid courage to admit that!
Kirishima : :( ily but don’t give me false hope :( we’ll see what happens tonight
Mina : that’s why I said things stay at the party, I was mainly speaking about bakugo, I want him to let loose a little, but I’d also like you to admit your feelings without feeling guilty in the morning okay?
Kirishima : alright,, Thankyou
Mina : ily <3
Ochako : but yes! What’s everyone’s drink of choice I need to know 🤔
Ochako : I like the marshmallow gin with lemonade! It’s so sweet :3
Small Might : it matches you awe
John Cena : 👀
SPARKLY BABE : 👀 Bonjour?
Small might : NOT-
Small Might : CUZ SHES SWEET AND SQUISHY CHEEKS LIKE A MARSHMALLOW
Small Might : IN A CUTE WAY NOT A BAD WAY
Small Might : BUT NOT IN THAT CUTE WAY YKNOW I WERE FRIENDSS
Small Might : FUCKKKK MY LIFE GOODBYE
S mall might left the chat
Ochako : I-
Mina : huehuehuehuehuehue
Bakugo : lmaoooo
SPARKLY BABE : I KNOW WHOS GETTING TRUTHS AND DARES FROM ME ;) ☆彡
Ochako : NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Jirp : my fave drink is the dark fruits cider that shit is good
Mina : JIRP? WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING
Jirp : AND IM SAVING HER FOR NOW BUT ALSO SO WE HAVE MORE TO PESTER ABOUT LATER
Katsuki Bakugo> Izuku Midoryia 20:07
Bakugo : oi
Midoryia : go away Kacchan I don’t want your teasing
Bakugo : I’m not going to Jesus Christ just fucking listen to me for a single minute?
Midoryia : what then
Bakugo : do you like her?
Midoryia : youre gonna tease me
Bakugo : so yeah
Midoryia : kacchan.
Bakugo : I was going to tell you to figure it out tonight.
Midoryia : what do you mean?
Bakugo : it’s fucking clear she likes you, fucking raccoon eyes said it’s a night to not feel ashamed or whatever
Bakugo : just idk if you like her then try it out
Midoryia : holy shit you’re helping me
Midoryia : but like? That’s great and all kacchan but I don’t even know how Id yknow?
Bakugo : get busy?
Midoryia : NO!!!!!
Midoryia : like,, kiss her or whatever if we played spin the bottle there’s a 1/20 chance it’ll land on her by coincidence and I don’t wanna talk to hagakure about sneaking it!
Bakugo : I think most people have got the message to reveal your crushes in truth or dare. But if you need an extra hand just count on me.
Midoryia : Gee, Thankyou kacchan :)
Midoryia : wait what are you gonna do
Bakugo : :)
Midoryia : KACCHAN?!?!!!!!!!!!
Small might joined the chat
Small Might : I am here
Jirp : all might kinnie
Small might : NOT A KIN JUST A MEGAFAN
Mina : CALM MIGHT KINNIE
Mina : I’m just getting ready but! Meet you guys downstairs for 8:45?
It’s Pikachu! : you’re getting ready?!
Mina : I wanna look good :) I’m not sitting there in my pjs and no makeup
It’s Pikachu! : fair point- I too will get ready :3
: see y’all soon!
I WONT SPOIL IT HERE AND PLEASE DONT IN THE COMMENTS EITHER BUT
In regards to mha manga chapter 355 and the ua traitor finally revealing
I really REALLY want to use that for this fic just because it would really help with a lot of my plot and etc too! I won’t add it in for a good while tho just to let everyone catch up
But like this is a warning if you’re an anime only person or haven’t reached it yet this fic will begin to contain spoilers I’ll warn it at the top and stuff but Yeet
I’m also? Debating on making this fic live up to its mature warning? I put it there for like the sex jokes but there’s some plot points I was considering including that could be triggering? Pls let me know what y’all think? I’d only include them in light/passive forms not full details and only to enhance plot but I’m only thinking jsut cuz this story was meant to be sort of pg-13? If not this story I’ll just write another chat fic or drabbles anfndmf
Anyways ty for reading again! Also a quick reminder I’m gonna post the actual party as a separate fic! But all important info from it will continue here so there may be a little bit of a longer hiatus as I need to figure it out!
Chapter 12: The walk of shame
!! Howdy oh my sorry it’s been so long, end notes will give more deets but for now pls enjoy!
(And pls bear with me if this chapter isn’t all up to scraps end notes will explain again!)
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
The gal pals
Pinkie pie: good morning my loves
Pinkie pie: how are we feeling after last night :)
Floaty McFloatface: I literally hate you with a passion
Pinkie pie: Mhm :) and how are those hickeys?
Floaty McFloatface: we’re no longer friends ;-;
Keroppi: they did look pretty,, harsh?? Put some antiseptic cream on later :)
Floaty McFloatface: :’)
I <3 MCR: I am absolutely hanging
I <3 MCR: oh shit
Pinkie pie: hmmmmmmm????? 👀
Mama momo: My, I don’t remember ever having so much fun! but wow my head hurts :(
Invisabitch: hehehe Mina where did you end up 👀
Pinkie pie: in my own bed Thankyou very much, ya girls a ho but a sensible one ;)
Mama momo: We shouldn’t really be ho’s at this age :(
Pinkie pie: it’s a figure of speech boo dw I’m not sleeping around
Mama momo: Oh good :)
I <3 MCR: NOT A FUCKING WORD
Floaty McFloatface: WHAT HAPPENED
Pinkie pie: WHAT
I <3 MCR: NO
Invisabitch: JIROUS DOING A WALK OF SHAME
Floaty McFloatface: FROM WHERE OMG
Invisabitch: DENKIS ROOM AAAAAAAAA
Pinkie pie: AAAAAAAAAA
Floaty McFloatface: AHHHHHHHHH
I <3 MCR: I quit life okay thanks
Pinkie pie: HOW WAS IT
I <3 MCR: I SAID I QUIT LIFE GO AWAY
Mama momo: what’s a walk of shame?
Keroppi: oh momo,,,,
Mama momo: is it something bad? Are you okay?
Keroppi: please just Google this one :’)
Mama momo: okay :)
Mama momo: JIROU??????
I <3 MCR: please can we just Leave it :( /srs
Pinkie pie: okee boo
Floaty McFloatface: Toru where did you go? You disappeared early?
Invisabitch: was just with the mans dw 😌
Pinkie pie: IM SORRY? THE MANS???
Invisabitch: ahahfjsk did I not tell you ojiro and I were dating?
Floaty McFloatface: WHAT
Pinkie pie: SINCE WHEN
Keroppi: this is news omg
I <3 MCR: holy shit
Mama momo: You never mentioned that!!!
Invisabitch: hahaha oops my bad
Invisabitch: but yeah he was p drunk at that point so I took him upstairs but he ended up feeling pretty ill so I just stayed
Pinkie pie: not a cover up?
Invisabitch: nope genuinely mans just a fucking lightweight :’)
Floaty McFloatface: lmao rip
Pinkie pie: WAIT UH HAHAHA????
Keroppi: what’s up????
Pinkie pie: I DRUNK TEXTED A GUY???????
Pinkie pie: AHAHAHAHAHF????
Floaty McFloatface: WAIT HUH???? IS IT GOOD OR BAD
Pinkie pie: IDK??????? HE SEEMS CHILL??????
Invisabitch: I don’t see why you shouldn’t see it through?????? Unless he’s??? Not nice???
Mama momo: Is he from UA?? :)
Pinkie pie: no from middle school?
Pinkie pie: he was just sort of in my class but we barely spoke? He messaged a few times before I came here but?? He seems okay????
Pinkie pie: tbh he’s very cute
Floaty McFloatface: do it coward
I <3 MCR: do it do it
Pinkie pie: shush
Floaty McFloatface: make us
Floaty McFloatface: we won’t shush until you message him sober
Pinkie pie: you are aware I have photos of what happened last night I am not afraid to share to the group
Floaty McFloatface: noted we will shush
I <3 MCR: but cmon, you’ve been complaining you’re single for the past 6 months, what’s the harm in a date :(
Pinkie pie: hhhh true
Pinkie pie: putting a pin in it for when I’m less hungover :’)
It’s Pikachu! : UH HI YEAH MINA DID YOU MEAN WHAT YOU SAID
It’s Pikachu!: WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT STAYS AT LAST NIGHT???????
Mina: hehehehe 👀
It’s Pikachu!: MINA PLS?????
Mina: yes bby, unless ppl wanna talk about last night then everything stays there ^^
Ochako: you bitch you made us talk about last night
Mina: girls group chat totally different
Ochako: my hate for you increases
Mina: side note if anyone would like to talk about anything confidentially, my door is always open ^^
Sero: tbh mine is as well if y’all don’t wanna go to Mina
Sero: like??? Not in a bad way but???
Mina: I get it! We girls have our own gc for a reason, I can imagine it’s the same with y’all ^^
It’s Pikachu!: SERO IM COMING TO YOU
Sero: can I at least get dressed and breakfast?
It’s Pikachu!: NO
Sero: Damn Aight
Sero: see you on the other side homies
Mina: oop enjoy
Kirishima: ;-;-;-;- I can only apologise for my drunk self Jesus ;-;
Ochako: you’re okay! Was quite funny tbh ^^”
SPARKLY BABE: I v much love your drunk confidence ;) ☆彡
Kirishima: anfnsk thanks guys
Bakugo: shut up
Bakugo: Who in the FUCK drew on my face.
Bakugo: In PERMANENT ink.
Lil funky grape boi: oop
Bakugo: WAS IT YOU
Lil funky grape boi: NO I SWEAR
Bakugo: If no one owns up in the next hour, I will start sharing secrets.
Bakugo: It’s your demise.
Ochako: that’s super unfair! You’re gonna hurt the person that owns up!
Bakugo: Round cheeks has a journal with all her secret thoughts and feelings.
Ochako: whoever it was better own up right now :)
Tokoyami: My sincerest apologies Bakugo, Dark shadow is very convincing when drinking
Bakugo: I’ll have a lot of fun sparring with you.
Tokoyami: That’s fair.
Small Might: holy motherfucking Christ does my head hurt
Sexy Engine Legs: Really? You swearing as much as Bakugo?
Small might: Iida my friend, I love you dearly
Small Might: but I politely ask you to fuck off
Small Might: I can barely see straight right now
Bakugo: Fucking lightweight
Small Might: kacchan you can suck my ass shut the fuck up
DJ funky limbs: hungover deku is my favourite now
Ochako: deku do you remember anything from last night? :’)
Small Might: dw I remember it all
Small Might: a little too clearly tbh
Sero: lmaooooooooo hungover deku is also my favourite
Small Might: the world is too bright im going back to bed
Lil funky grape boi: want me to bring you some water and painkillers?
Small Might: please
Small Might: don’t make a sound or I will punt you
Lil funky grape boi: noted, I’ll be 3 mins
Ochako: what’s up?
Izuku: how’s your neck?
Ochako: aakfjsk oh shit you do remember everything
Ochako: uhhhhhh honestly looks like a vampire attacked me in the night but it’s all good! Thankfully my hero suit covers it :p
Izuku: I’m sorry
Ochako: don’t be lmao, was kinda hot tbh
Ochako: hhhhhh forget I said that
Izuku: listen when I’m more myself do you wanna idk plan a date or something?
Izuku: low-key I didn’t ask before cuz I didn’t think you liked me back but after yesterday yknow
Izuku: might as well shoot my shot
Ochako: AAA YES
Ochako: hhhh I eeeee
Ochako: HOLD ON
Ochako: HE ASKED ME OUT MY BRAIN IS FUMBLE
Mina: SAY YES YOUD LOVE TO IDIOT DONT KEEP HIM WAITING
Ochako: HI YES ID LOVE TO
Ochako: SORRY BRAIN ISNT WORKING EITHER
Ochako: ID V MUCH LOVE THAT YES OKAY THANKYOU
Izuku: lmao okay good good
Izuku: I’m going to go pass out, we’ll talk later <3
Ochako: eeee okay feel better soon! <3
The Gal Pals
Floaty McFloatface: EEEEEEEEEEEE
Floaty McFloatface sent a screenshot
I <3 MCR: smooth 💀
I <3 MCR: but happy for you holy shit!!!
Pinkie pie: FUCK YEAH GET IN THERE
Pinkie pie: low-key he’s kinda attractive when he’s straight to the point 👀
Ochako: back off >:(
Pinkie pie: ahdjjskf just saying!
Invisabitch: HEHE MEANS WE CAN GO ON DOUBLE DATES
Floaty McFloatface: maybe!
Mama momo: Very happy for you! :) I’ve also started some breakfast, since Sato isn’t awake and Bakugo doesn’t seem very social, if you’d like to come help it would be very much appreciated! And you can have first dibs on the strawberries! :)
I <3 MCR: ilysm be down in a mo
Cryptidroki: I am aware we’re not meant to talk about last night
Cryptidroki: I have made a large mistake
Sexy Engine Legs: What happened? Is everything okay?
Cryptidroki: I apparently know my father’s card details
Cryptidroki: I have apparently spent a lot of money
Cryptidroki: and I have no idea what on
Mmm monkey: ahahahs omg no way man
John Cena: how do you spend so much on something you forgot?!?!
Cryptidroki: I don’t know!
Cryptidroki: and because the billing address is on his card he gets the receipts so I can’t even check what I bought
Cryptidroki: oh he’s calling me
Sero: rip cryptidroki you shall be missed
SPARKLY BABE: Please tell me there’s something sparkly in there :’) ☆彡
DJ Funky limbs: we must await
Cryptidroki: So it looks like some of you got some gifts on me
Cryptidroki: dads not mad just disappointed but when has he never been
Cryptidroki: @ochako it seems you have a years supply of Mochi being delivered every week
Ochako: holy fuck I love you
Cryptidroki: Thankyou. @bakugo and @sato apparently I’ve ordered you new cooking and baking supplies
Po Himself: Damn thanks
Cryptidroki: I’ve ordered a disco ball for the common area
SPARKLY BABE: YES
Cryptidroki: we’ve all got passes to an amusement park
It’s Pikachu!: shoto you’re the best
Cryptidroki: and @kirishima apparently the most expensive thing was I managed to find signed Crimson Riot merch including one of his old hero suits or whatever from some weirdo collector selling it on eBay, I bid a little too much but it’s all yours now
Jirp: whoever is Screaming I can hear them from the kitchen
Sero: yup that’s kiri
Small Might: tell him to shut up, my head hurts
Cryptidroki sent a photo: [Kirishima sobbing as he hugs him around the waist]
Cryptidroki: it appears I’ve met my fate, goodbye
Meme Queen: Well! For anyone alive and hungry, the girls and I made some breakfast! :)
Po Himself: you’re the best ;-;
DJ Funky Limbs: coming down ^^
Kirishima: hey you’re not mad at me are you?
Kirishima: pls don’t leave me on read
Kirishima: you just told me to shut up earlier I just wanna know if I did something or if it was cuz of your face
Kirishima: not cuz of your face the drawing you know what I mean
Kirishima: or if you’re upset at what happened at the party
Kirishima: I’m sorry if I made you uncomfortable at all
Kirishima: alrighty,, just message if you need anything man
Omg okay so hello Pls forgive me for taking so long!
Basically I struggled writing this chapter so much as I didn’t want to do anything until I started another fic on what happens at the party but I couldn’t motivate myself to write it?
I then decided I better just write what I need then I can reveal things along and thankfully I figured out how to do that!
But then ya boi got Covid :’) I still have it so it’s really wiping me out rn but I managed to put some effort into this chapter but Covid really scrambles your brain? So I’m really sorry if it’s not making as much sense as I thought it was! Tho tbh it’s a bit of an odd filler as well ^^”
Anyways! All the best homies ty for reading :)
Chapter 13: Present mic is a king
!! Back in business baby! I have plot points now so hoping these updates are a lil quicker!
I did try my hand at writing a normal bit of fic, I’m not sure if it works/if people like it and want more?? Idk! It’s not really necessary but it just fills out characters a bit! So Lemme know if you like it and I’ll write more or less depending on reactions!
Also Uh semi warning? Present mic talks about party stuff and it’s cringe and embarrassing
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
It wasn’t unusual for Kaminari to come bursting into Sero’s room whenever he had a problem, it was rather expected actually. Sero had grown used to the little routine of getting tea ready, with some snacks and video games ready for when the serious conversations had ended. He enjoyed it actually.
What he didn’t enjoy was when Kaminari burst into his room without warning.
It set Sero off knowing he wasn’t able to get his little routine ready, so he knew he wouldn’t be in the best mindset without his warm drink. But this time Kaminari hadn’t even given him the time to get dressed or even get something to eat.
The raven haired boy was about of give a piece of his mind as he was startled out of bed, but upon glancing at the loud blonde intrusion at his door, he settled slightly with concern.
Denki stood there, eyes wide and panting heavily like he just ran there. He had no shirt, but an alarming amount of love bites and scratches decorated his body just as well. Before Sero could even open his mouth to ask, the blonde was already flopping onto his bed in tears.
“Hanta, I fucked up man!”
Sero was still trying to process the daylight seeping into his room, let alone the crying Kaminari. The best thing he could do was throw his spare blanket onto the boy in hopes to give him the slightest bit of decency.
He watched as the blonde graciously snuggled into it with another sob, big eyes now staring up at Sero, awaiting instructions or comfort. The taller boy couldn’t help but give a sympathetic smile as he rested a hand on Kaminari’s head.
“Whatever you did, I’m sure it’ll be okay.”
Denki blinked a few times before shaking his head, Hanta’s hand slipping off at the action.
“Nuh-uh, I can never come back from this one this time Buddy, I’m fucked. I’m dead. I’m gone. That’s the end of me man.”
Denki shivered in the blanket as Sero pouted, he’d have to do a little more prying.
“Well, maybe you wanna tell me what happened before assuming I have the answer?”
He didn’t mean it to sound as harsh as it came out, but somehow it did the trick. The second Kaminari’s mouth opened, a stream of words poured out, unable to stop.
“I slept with my best friend!” He wailed and tucked the blanket over him. “She even stayed the night, but I don’t think she knew I was awake when she woke up and she just swore and shuffled out of my room, that’s not a good sign, bro!”
Ah, the walk of shame. Though there was one more question that needed to be answered to finally crack the centre of the Kaminari-nut.
“You have many best friends, homie. Who are we talking about here?”
Suddenly, it all clicked into place. Jirou and Kaminari had formed one of the strongest friendships in the class by second year, they were practically inseparable. Whenever anyone asked them about dating they both swore they were incredibly happy how they were, and both had crushes on other people. And now the fact they had slept together on a drunk whim, Sero completely understood why the blonde was freaking out.
“Hey, hey. Oi, no snot on my bed sheets” Sero flicked Denki’s forehead, making him look up again.
“What do you want from this?”
“Huh?” Kaminari tilted his head slightly.
“Did you realise you wanted more than a friendship or are you worried you messed it up and just want to go back to being friends?” Sero spoke softly as he began stretching out. He could at least start his morning wake up routine at the same time.
“I just wanna be friends again, it was nice yeah, very nice even, but we’re friends man, I wouldn’t trade that for the world!”
Kaminari sobbed again, making Sero sigh as he rubbed his nose on his favourite blanket once more.
“Have you messaged her asking if you’re still okay?”
“I’m allowed to do that?”
The sheer frustration on the taller boys face could only be described as a second away from slapping the blonde. As much as he loved his best friend, there was only a couple of brain cells residing in his brain at some points.
“Yes you dumbass, message to just ask if you’re all okay, she won’t take offence by that.”
Denki sniffled, seemingly calmed by the other’s words as he pulled out his phone.
Denki > Kyoka
Denki : hey so uh
Denki : fuck words
Denki : I hope we’re still friends
Denki : like after yesterday, I don’t want it to affect us or anything
Kyoka : oh thank god no no we’re fine we’re still friends if you’re still cool with that
Denki : yeah????? Why wouldn’t I be cool I was worried you’d hate me ;-;
Kyoka : you’re such a loser lmao no we’re fine
Kyoka : I’m sorry I shuffled out this morning, I just was a little shocked Seeing where I was haha
Denki : it’s okay dwdw I was awake I heard it all 💀
Kyoka : omg embarrassing
Kyoka : but we’re fine
Denki : we’re fine :)
Kyoka : and you’re not tooooo bad in bed I guess XD
Denki : oh shut up you were loving it
Kyoka : :p
Kyoka : we’re making breakfast, let Sero know as well we’ll be done in 10 ^^
Denki : alrighty!
Sero watched as Kaminari breathed a sigh of relief and shoved his phone into his face. He scanned the messages, raising an eyebrow at Jirou’s comment but decided against saying anything.
“We’re cool homie, Thankyou so much for this” Denki wiggled happily before hopping up and heading to Sero’s wardrobe.
“We’ve got breakfast coming up, can I borrow a hoodie?” At this point the blonde was already half deep in Sero’s wardrobe.
Sero just blinked again, this is why he liked having tea, it woke him up instead of dealing with too much energy. He mumbled a nod before tumbling out of bed himself, slipping on his joggers and shirt as Kaminari claimed one of his old hoodies.
“Thanks man you’re literally the best.” The blonde tightly wrapped his arms around the other boy’s waist, before unraveling himself and bouncing towards the door.
“Sure man. Uh, yeah.” Hanta rubbed his face and followed out. It wasn’t often he was this overwhelmed, but he just hoped breakfast could sort it.
Po himself : Momo that breakfast was so good tysm
Ochako : yeyeyes tytytyty!!!!
Meme Queen : you’re very welcome!! :)
Jirp : it was amazing ty ilyily
Meme queen : I keep seeing it but what does ily mean? :)
Mina : oh boo it means “I love you” ily is it shortened down, like ty is thank you?
Meme queen : Oh!! Thankyou for explaining! :)
Lil funky grape boi : is everyone Aight btw? A lot didn’t come down for breakfast :(
DJ Funky limbs : I think a lot of people are still a bit fucked over
Lil funky grape boi : true but I wouldn’t have expected bakugo or ojiro to miss out on free food?
John Cena : Ojiro can barely keep water down atm I don’t think pancakes are the best idea :’)
It’s Pikachu! : how would you know? 👀
John Cena : ??? He’s my boyfriend???
Lil funky grape boi : WHAT
It’s Pikachu! : WHAT WHEN
Sero : ??!!!
Po Himself : holy shit
John Cena : ????? I stg we told you all 💀 like 5 months ago???
It’s Pikachu! : I’m shook homies damn
Sero > Kirishima
Sero : hey man you doing okay? You seemed a bit down at breakfast
Kirishima : I’m okay, bit hungover ^^” thinking of going on a walk or smth in a bit to clear the good old brain
Sero : alrighty if you’re sure? I’m here if you wanna chat or need a walking bro
Kirishima : I’m sure, thanks man, hoping you’re alright too?
Sero : same as you man same as you :’)
Kirishima : lmao alrighty ily bro
Sero : ly2 dude <3
Aizawa entered the chat
Aizawa : I know what happened
Hizashi entered the chat
It’s Pikachu! : oh shit it’s the cops
Kermit : Kaminari! >:(
It’s Pikachu : sorry tsu, sorry sir
Aizawa : You later.
Hizashi : Hey hey lemme talk to the lil listeners, you’ll scare them off :(
Aizawa : I’m mad at them, I don’t care.
Hizashi : :( you’ve been stressing too much, I’ll handle this one
Aizawa : I hate you.
Aizawa left the chat
Hizashi : right
Hizashi : listen up fuckers you done messed up
DJ Funky Limbs : I am now more scared of Present mic than I am Aizawa
Hizashi : lmao I’m kidding but fr y’all should listen up, you have kinda messed up but that’s why I’m good copping :)
Hizashi : we’re not exactly mad at you guys for having a party, tbh aizawa and I did this exact same stuff at your age
Lil funky grape boi : oh sweet thanks
Hizashi : I’m not finished lil grape man
Hizashi : they’re rather disappointed in y’all not trusting us to tell us you were having a party :( Someone couldve got seriously hurt or we had no idea how much alcohol y’all had and or if you were doing drugs?!
Hizashi : let alone using protection for the nasty times
Jirp : I’m actually gonna hurl
Hizashi : condoms aren’t a joke lil listener!
Jirp : you’re no longer my favourite teacher
Hizashi : :(
Hizashi : regardless, Shoji buying alcohol got found out by some press and there’s some rumours and it’s come down on our heads saying we’re not taking care of our students and y’all are rebelling. We don’t wanna be the bad guys and say no parties but please don’t make us bad guys to the press either
Hizashi : we can buy alcohol if you need it, yeah we probably won’t buy the 30+ bottles I saw you with the other night but we can buy enough for you to have a good time without giving you too much to be in danger
John Cena : holy shit you’re condoning us drinking?
Hizashi : no
Hizashi : I’m condoning you drinking, aizawa wants to punish you all for it
It’s Pikachu! : so hypothetically,, if we wanted another party and we told you,, would you have to be present? Or would we have limits?
Hizashi : god no I don’t wanna be funking on your groove Or see you play gross kissing games
Hizashi : it wouldn’t be limited per se, some of us would probably come in and check how you are and if we see like? People passed out or things broken then we’ll probably put a stop to it, but if you’re sensible then we trust you enough to leave you to it
Hizashi : to quote my favourite film, “if you’re gonna drink I’d rather you do it in the house”
Mina : is your favourite film mean girls?
Hizashi : absolutely, but my point still stands
Hizashi : if you’re gonna drink, give me money and a list and I’ll get it. If you’re gonna do the nasty, you ask me for protection
Hizashi : and for the love of god if you’re doing weed cuz I know some of y’all are doing weed you gotta ask me, I can get you safe stuff but you better roll me a joint as a Thankyou as well.
Hizashi : we got that?
Hizashi : Aizawa is going to give you all extra homework but I’m sure none of you will complain after I’ve offered my conditions?
It’s Pikachu! : no sir, Thankyou sir
Jirp : you’re back to my fave teacher
Ochako : you’re the best tysm!
Sexy Engine Legs : Mr Aizawa is okay with this?
Hizashi: no is that Iida with that nickname 😭
Sexy Engine Legs: I’m sorry sir, should I change it?
Hizashi : omg no dont
Hizashi : but aizawa will be, I think
Hizashi : we keep our agreements
Hizashi : powerloader and I will keep checks on you and keep the others away, as long as you tell us about parties and trade a couple of things in return
Hizashi : Like joints or Sato’s fluffy pancakes
Hizashi : Aight??
Lil funky grape boi : holy shit ily sir
DJ funky limbs : Thankyou sir you’re the best
Sexy Engine Legs : Yes, Thankyou sir, may I ask what a joint is? I want to know if we need to buy any beforehand
Sero : dw man I’ll sort that
Hizashi : I KNEW IT WAS YOU
Hizashi : Higari owes me a drink
Sero : deadass 💀
Sexy Engine Legs : What is a joint?!
Hizashi : Aight I’m off before he narcs me
Hizashi : stay safe listeners
Hizashi left the chat
It’s Pikachu! : OFFICALLY love present mic
Ochako : an actual king I love him 😩
Mina : omg not mic buying us shit
Sexy Engine Legs : I’m not sure how I feel about this.
Sexy Engine Legs : Won’t he get in trouble all the same?
Lil funky grape boi : I think he knows that tho? I’m sure he wouldn’t have offered if he was seriously going to get into trouble?
DJ funky limbs : the grape speaks the truth
Sexy Engine Legs : Fine, if you insist.
Sexy Engine Legs : But please, what is a joint?
: You’ll find out soon pal, dw about it too much
Yaomomo > mina
Yaomomo : Hi Mina. :)
Mina : hey boo what’s up
Yaomomo : Is your offer still available? For us to come to your room and chat? :)
Mina : oh! Yeah ofc b! My door is open, I’m just doing my makeup but come in any time ^^
Yaomomo : Thankyou! I’ll be up soon, you like jasmine tea yes? :)
Mina : I do! Ty you’re the best! See you soon!
Tysm for reading! I’m aware this chapter was a little lack lustre on “main characters” but I promise that’s for reason!
Pls pls do let me know if you like the normal fic written within the chat fic!
Also hi pls acknowledge I am British! So a lot of the stuff that happens at the party is low-key quite normal for this age of British kids? I know they’re not British but having an adult give you alcohol to drink In a safe space as opposed to sneak out is usually the Norms? Like I know he’s a teacher but I’m going off the vibes they’re more of a guardian role ^^ but Likewise with a few other things but if you’re interested or want to ask why a character has done something or concerned for xyz lemme know
Chapter 14: Momo’s dilemma
Howdy so! This chapter isn’t a chat fic at all but whilst writing it I felt it was a little too important/serious to add more to it unlike the denki Sero one last chapter!
If anything in this chapter affects you or hits deep feel free to let it out in comments or take a break from this fic, or make a note to skip this chapter. It’s not too deep but sometimes you just read a thing that goes ‘bing’ that’s me ouch
Cw: internalised homophobia
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
It wasn’t the best morning in the world, Mina woke up with a banging headache and a dry mouth from the glorious hangover she was sporting. Though after reading all the masters goss in the chat and eating breakfast with the others, she felt she could cope for the day at least.
And the first step to that was sorting out the groggy mess that was her face.
She even shocked herself going downstairs without even a hint of foundation or mascara after such a rough night, but desperate times call for desperate measures. Though now she finally had the motivation to start her look for the day.
Mina was halfway through gluing a fake eyelash to her eye when she heard a knock at her door.
“Come in!” She knew exactly who it was, the texts she got before confirmed that, though she would always allow anyone to come into her room if needed.
A shy pair of sweet eyes peeked around the door as it opened slightly. Yaoyorozu shuffled in quickly with a small tray of tea and assorted snacks in her hand. Mina couldn’t help but notice she looked shy, less confident than usual, but she’d wiggle into that once she’d made the other girl comfortable.
“Hey gorgeous! You can take a seat on my bed, lemme just shove this eyelash into my face.” The pinkette stuck her tongue out in concentration, hearing a few squeaks of her bed springs behind her. After a moment, she blinked a good few times. Success.
She spun on her swivel seat and dragged herself over to Yaoyorozu, who was politely perched on the end of the bed, tea tray in her lap. She still hadn’t said a word since she’d walked in which worried Mina even more.
She wondered how to approach this, for anyone else, she would’ve delved into the, ‘alright what’s up’ method, but Momo was much more fragile, and intelligent, for that. She’d have to try something else.
“The tea smells lovely!” It was a start. “You even bought my favourite snacks? You’re the best!”
Her attempt elicited a small wobbly smile out of the girl, but nothing more.
With a sympathetic smile, Mina grabbed the tray and placed it aside before grabbing Momo’s hands in her own. She stroked them softly as she looked into the other’s eyes.
“What’s wrong, sugar?”
Those three words managed to break the taller girl down. Yaoyorozu’s lip began to quiver as she burst into tears, pulling her hands away to cover her face.
Mina was startled to say the least, she’d never seen her class rep break down so easily. It was heartbreaking, even to her. With a frown, she stood from her chair and pulled Yaoyorozu into her chest, stroking her hair as she let her sob.
“You can tell Auntie Mina anything, you know that right?” Her voice was gentle, not wanting to step on a landline of uncertainty. “I’m never gonna judge, or give you bad advice. Or give you any advice if you just want me to listen and be here.”
She waited a few moments before going to speak again, but a soft mumble cut her off.
“At the party…” Momo hiccuped. “I don’t know if it was the alcohol or the atmosphere… but…”
Mina rubbed her back waiting for her to finish. Her mind wandered of what it could be. Did she drink too much? Did she sleep with someone too? Did someone cross her boundaries? She tensed at the last thought, ready to beat someone up, when…
“I started feeling attracted to some of the girls…”
Mina wanted to laugh a little bit, all this sobbing because her friend had a couple of gay thoughts? That was perfectly fine, if not normal! She could handle this.
“And you know that’s okay right?” Mina hummed softly.
“No it’s not!” Momo pushed back and stared up at Mina. Her eyes were red and full of tears ready to shed again. “It’s really not okay… I’m, I’m not meant to have thoughts like that.”
The pinkette was slightly startled, was Momo homophobic or was this just internalised? She had never had a problem with people coming out, or the pride event at all, so there must be something deeper rooted.
“And why isn’t it okay for you to think that, Momo? A lot of us have those thoughts, and you don’t think we’re wrong for having them, do you?”
Momo shook her head violently, the regret showing on her face.
“No! No, not at all!” She waved her hands in a panic. “Just for me…”
Yaoyorozu took a deep breath and dipped her head. She knew she was talking to the floor, but it was the only way she could continue speaking without crying.
“I’ve just always seen myself marrying a man, my family has too, I’ve got a list of suitors lined up for when we graduate. My parents are very kind and said I don’t need to say yes to anyone, but it was just to help out.”
Mina nodded as she listened, taking a seat back on her chair.
“It’s never been said outright, but it’s clear I’m expected to continue my family’s name and bloodline through my own children. I’m already taking a step out of that by going down a hero path, I want to do my family proud, I don’t want to take away my final connection by… not being able to carry that bloodline on.”
Momo lifted her head slightly, staring at the pinkette who just blinked back at her.
“I don’t want to settle into getting a gir- dating wom- being attracted to women, argh! When I’ve already got my future planned out.”
Mina gave her a sad smile. To have such ambition and plans at this age must be so taxing for her. She thought for a moment before picking up the rejected tea, shoving a cup into Momo’s hands as she grabbed her own as well.
“Okay, you’ve got a little bit of internalised homophobia. No, don’t speak, you’re not homophobic, but you are to yourself. Let me explain.” Mina dipped her tea.
“You think dating a woman is a bad thing, for yourself. When it’s really not. You’re in high school, you’re meant to explore these things, so that your future can go smoothly and you don’t have any ‘I wish I did this when I was younger’ regrets when you’re old and grey.”
Momo went to speak, but Mina placed her finger to her lips.
“For all you know, Momo, you could be bi, you like women and men, and you end up marrying a man. You’re still okay to be attracted to women.” She explained. “Or you could be a lesbian, and you make your own family. Bloodlines are an old thing now, you can always adopt a kid, or even with science stuff now you can have you and your partner’s DNA in a kid or whatever.”
“Or even, you could’ve just got drunk and had a bit of a gay fantasy you wanna try out, which is fine too, and honestly mood. But you’re way too young to be worrying about having children. You need to live life a little before planning your wedding. Have you even fucked anyone yet?”
Yaoyorozu’s face flushed red as she gave Mina a gentle slap on the arm. If it wasn’t for the tea in her mouth, she would’ve called her out for such an inappropriate question.
“I’m taking that as a no.” Mina giggled lightly, “but you see my point? There’s no need to worry about marriage and kids if you don’t even know what you like in the bedroom! Coming from me, I say explore your thoughts a little, whether you act on them is up to you, but don’t tell yourself off for a normal feeling, okay?”
Momo nodded lightly, placing her tea down on her lap.
“What if people think it’s weird though? Or think I’m weird?”
“Then they’ll find a pink fist breaking their nose.” Mina grinned as she imitated some punches. “Besides babe, I think everyone in this class is a little fruity, I don’t think you have anyone to worry about judging you. We’re all here for you, no matter what goes on in your massively smart brain.”
This time Momo let out a chuckle, Mina would consider that a win at least. They drank their tea in silence for a couple of moments, before Momo decided to speak up again.
“Thankyou for this… and not judging me either… do you think, we could perhaps, continue these talks? I find talking to you really helpful for my outlook on life.”
Mina nodded, perhaps a little too enthusiastically, as she placed her hand over her heart.
“Oh absolutely babe! I’m honoured, please do come over any time, I’m always happy to be a helping hand.”
Momo smiled, standing up to embrace Mina. She towered over the pinkette easily, but she was the perfect height for Momo to rest her cheek on whilst hugging her.
After a few moments of idle chatter, Momo gathered her teacups and gave a last quick hug to Mina with another Thankyou, before slipping out of the door, a promise to come back whenever she needed someone to listen.
Once she’d left, Mina slumped back on her seat, running a hand through her hair. That was intense for a supposedly ‘hangover recovery’ morning. She span back around on her chair and shuffled back over to her desk, ready to apply her lipstick before realising she’d only managed to put one eyelash on before Momo arrived.
She giggled to herself, thinking she gave that whole serious conversation with only one eyelash applied and Momo didn’t even say a thing.
She was a good friend.
Woof, Welp there it is 😭 I wanted to find a way to have Momo be interested with women but also sticks to my headcanons? I love her character but my headcanons say she’s not been as exposed to the world as others? Like not having a tiktok or knowing memes for example? I like to think whilst being gay is okay, she’s not been exposed to that side of life and therefore doesn’t know how to deal with it when she’s confronted with it herself?
Once again this is a work of fiction! Any and all headcanons are valid, and this is just for plot Character development hehehe
But yes! Sorry for the not normal chapter! I hope you enjoyed nonetheless! The next chapter should be out very soon! Please let me know if you enjoy the occasional written chapters tho!
Thankyou for reading :)
Chapter 15: Todoroki be poppin
Things to know for this chapter!
SPARKLY BABE: Aoyama
Meme queen: Momo
Sexy Engine Legs: Iida
Small might: Deku
It’s Pikachu!: Denki
Dj funky limbs: Shoji
Po himself: Sato
John Cena: hagakure
Mmm monkey: Ojiro
Lil funky grape boi: Mineta
I AM SO SORRY I DISAPPEARED 😭
long story short- I wrote a chat fic cuz I was never able to find the effort to write full fics and now I’ve added some lore and actually writing more I just put it off and I’m so sorry ;-;
But! I’m back!
Some things for this chapter:
1-2 check in: a thing the class has which means everyone has to respond if they’re okay or not- it’s called to truly check the vibes of the class after an event
Crimson said so: Kirishimas way of saying no this is urgent without feeling bad saying so
Also a CW: this is where the chapters start getting a little more mature! In this fic it’ll all be implied or talked about over message- if people would like to read anythings I’ll make another fic for fill ins!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
DJ funky limbs : okay so like
DJ funky limbs : not to be blatantly on the nose but
DJ funky limbs : is everyone actually fucking okay?
DJ funky limbs : breakfast was depressing af and I mean mic’s chat too but damn
Mmm monkey : no :)
Sexy Engine Legs : is this what a hangover feels like? I don’t like it
DJ funky limbs : okay I’m calling a 1-2-check in No one gotta know your business but y’all looked like y’all wanted to die at breakfast and I’ll be damned if I tread on the wrong persons toe today
DJ funky limbs : Tokoyami, Ojiro, hagakure, iida?
Tokoyami : I am fine, dark shadow didn’t want to calm down, so I had to sleep with the lights on I’m very tired
John Cena : a-okay!! Tired cuz oji was sick all night but he’s okay too just being dramatic :)
Mmm monkey : rude
Mmm monkey : but yeah other than nausea I’m fine ^^
Sexy Engine Legs : I am not
Sexy Engine Legs : I can’t tell if this is a hangover or not and I am stressing
Mina : do you have a headache, dry mouth, nausea, and feel like you don’t want to get out of bed?
Sexy Engine Legs : yes is that bad??? That is not like me at all
Mina : that’s a hangover, I think you forgot all the shots you did babe
Sexy Engine Legs : ???? When did I do shots????
Sero : oh man the videos I have, I’ll send them to you later
DJ funky limbs : anyways seeing y’all up
DJ funky limbs : Sero, mina, Denki, Kirishima
Sero : I didn’t get my usual wake up routine AHEM so I’m not with it much but it’s just a matter of a hot bath :)
It’s Pikachu! : IM SORRY IT WAS EMERGENCY
It’s Pikachu! : we? Groovy?? I think? Things happened convos need to be had not bad ones just I can’t word normally
Mina : oop
Mina : I’m literally fucking fine, I could take on the league at my vibes today 😌 that being said do come see me if you’re feeling sad I’m having a very good mental health day and I can be there to listen ^^
Kirishima : brain thinking, bit sad, going to go out for a bit but fine
Mina : :( alright baby let us know if you need anything
DJ funky limbs : ^^^^
DJ funky limbs : Deku, Mineta, ochako, Jirou
Lil funky grape boi : what are we doing?
Lil funky grape boi : oh 1-2-check in
Lil funky grape boi : I’m dope genuinely just vibing Midoriya is scary when hungover but dope otherwise
Small Might : I will punt you
Lil funky grape boi : as you wish
Small Might : I don’t do well hungover but im fine
Jirp : lmao
Jirp : convos need to be had, headache meds needs to be taken, otherwise cool~
Ochako : HELLO yes im fine! All okay ^^ <33333
DJ funky limbs : are you sure?
Ochako : YES!!! Very happy bean ^-^
DJ funky limbs : alrighty…
DJ funky limbs : Yaomomo, Todoroki, Koda, Aoyama
SPARKLY BABE : Bonjour, something happened family wise I have to take care of, but okay ✨
Cryptidroki : we poppin
It’s Pikachu! : what the fuck
Cryptidroki : sorry mina told me to say it last night
Cryptidroki : I’m okay, disappointed father but who cares it’s my money now you flame bastard
Meme Queen : Todoroki :(
Meme Queen : I’m not okay today, Mina knows and that’s all, but please be gentle with me today
Ochako : ty for letting us know, sending you love and hugs ;-; <333
Ferb : im a little sleepy but okay :)
DJ funky limbs : good good
DJ funky limbs : and Bakugo, Tsu, Sato
Po himself : heavy headed no brain no sugar big rip
Lil funky grape boi: want some pancakes bringing up?
Po Himself : yes
Lil funky grape boi : seems I’m waiter grape today if y’all want anything just lemme know
Kermit : I think I’m very dehydrated :( I should be okay after some water and a bath ^^
Bakugo : fuck off
DJ funky limbs : you know the rules of the check in don’t make me go into your stinky ass room to make sure you’re still alive
Bakugo : fuck you
Bakugo : heads not in the right place, don’t talk to me, I’ll go to someone later fuck off
DJ funky limbs : right Thankyou
DJ funky limbs : and I’m fine too
DJ funky limbs : y’all know Mina’s door is open, so is mine, so is Aizawa’s don’t dwell on your shit so help me all might
Hanta Sero> Katsuki Bakugo
Sero : you don’t gotta reply, just letting you know doors open if you need it
Bakugo : coming after my run
Sero : alrighty, want snacks? Tea? Weed?
Bakugo : snacks and hammock
Sero : no worries see you later man
Eijiro Kirishima> Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu
Rockyman : come gym
Steelyman : I’m busy :(
Rockyman : no come gym crimson said so
Steelyman : :((( what’s happened man
Rockyman : just get to the fucking gym jfc
Steelyman : damn don’t get your titties in a twist, I’ll meet you there in 25
Rockyman : Thankyou
Rockyman : sorry
Steelyman : don’t be, love you man bros for life
Rockyman : <33
The gal pals
I <3 MCR : hey Ik not everyone’s feeling 100% but I just need some advice
I <3 MCR : I’m going to chat with denks and? I just don’t really know what to say about anything?
Invisabitch : heheheheheeh just a chat :3
I <3 MCR : no please I need this help /srs
Invisabitch : alrighty boo, we’ll why are you going over
I <3 MCR : to chat???
Invisabitch : well duh but is it to just confirm your friendhip, asking for a relationship, not wanting to be friends, friends with benefits?
I <3 MCR : ,,, I don’t actually know what I want tbh? I already know we’re still friends I guess it’s just the irl conversation?
Pinkie pie : did you enjoy it
I <3 MCR : what???
Pinkie pie : the sex did you enjoy it?
I <3 MCR : I mean
I <3 MCR : yes very good tbh
Pinkie pie : and are you kind of hoping it would happen again
I <3 MCR : what’s with the grilling 😭
I <3 MCR : if there was another party I wouldn’t be opposed yknow,,, but I don’t like him like that I don’t think
Pinkie pie : why not try friends with benefits? He seems to like you enough to do that?
I <3 MCR : but isn’t that a little??? Unfair??
Pinkie pie : babe to who
I <3 MCR : we’ll just??????? What if he does like me and I’m just sleeping with him and not returning feelings
Pinkie pie : that’s what you talk about now- if it’s a mutual we just wanna get saucy then go for it and lay ground rules of any feelings means y’all stop or y’all want another relationship whatever it’s easy
I <3 MCR : you’re allowed to do that?
Invisabitch ; I love you but you’re dumber than me sometimes 😭
Invisabitch : yes sex shouldn’t be without rules tbh not like iida rules but yknow certain things you do or don’t do to make it work
I <3 MCR : right,,,,,,,,,,
I <3 MCR : okay I’m going now but ty guys
: let us know how it goes!!!!!
As she approached Denki’s dorm, Jirou took a deep breath in. Her mind was running wild with thoughts of ‘this should’ve never happened’ ‘he’s going to hate you’ and she just didn’t seem to know how to stop it.
She’ll come back later.
But just as she stepped to leave, the door flung open, revealing a panicked wide eyed Kaminari.
“Hi, I mean uh, hey.” He spoke before Jirou could even think of a sentence, “I saw your shadow at the door, but I didn’t hear your knock so I thought I missed it and now I feel bad and— are you leaving?”
Okay, he definitely needed this chat more than she did.
Jirou gave him a soft smile and shook her head, gaining the confidence of being the calm friend in the moment.
“Can I come in? It’s probably better chatting inside than at the doorway” she chuckled, hoping the lightheartedness would soothe the blonde.
It did briefly as he smiled back, widening the door to let her in. But as she stepped in, he was back to picking a loose thread that was on Sero’s borrowed hoodie.
Jirou sat on the bed, patting it gently when Denki didn’t join her at first. The poor thing looked like he was about to burst into tears.
“You look like you’re about to cry…”
That set him off immediately.
“You’re just my best friend! I messed up so bad man, I don’t want things to be awkward because you’re too good of a friend to lose!” Denki flopped back on the bed and covered his arms with his sleeves.
“I just don’t get why you don’t hate me, we did the nasty when super drunk, and like? That’s just not a nice way to lose the v-card…especially to me when you could be with someone you like and, and, argh!”
Jirou couldn’t help but smile at his ramblings. It was sweet how he still had her interests at heart even after everything. She shuffled closer, and flicked him on the forehead, earning two eyes peeking from between the sleeves.
“I’m not going anywhere you dumbass, I came here thinking you wouldn’t want to stay my friend and I’d either have to be rejecting you or saying goodbye to our friendship, so on that point we’re actually fine.”
“Secondly…” she hummed as she thought of her words, “You didn’t mess up at all, I wanted it to happen and it’s okay. Great even, I really enjoyed it regardless of if it’s ‘just you’.”
Those peeking eyes blinked a few times in disbelief, but the blonde visibly started to relax.
“I, uh, was wondering though.” Jirou continued, nibbling her nails, “well, I was talking to Mina and-“
“You talked to Mina? She knows?” Denki sat up, a big pout on his face.
“Of course I did? I needed the pep talk” She pouted back. “You’re telling me you didn’t go straight to Sero? There’s only one person’s hoodies that smell like weed and has stretched out sleeves”
The blonde looked down and flapped the worn out sleeves a little.
“Did you enjoy it…?”
A myriad of emotions flew across Denki’s face as his cheeks turned a wild shade of red. Of course he enjoyed it, but was this a trick question? If he said yes, would he give off the wrong vibes? But if he said no, would he hurt her feelings?
He decided to gamble.
“Yeah… a lot…”
Jirou gave him a small nod of acknowledgement as her own cheeks flushed. The next question could change everything.
“Do you think you’d like to try friends with benefits…?”
Hehehehe the cliffhangers :)
Pls let me know how you feel the direction of this is going!! I’m more than happy to take any suggestions of angst/fluff/events etc!!! I have plans to include Tetsu, shinsou, etc but any ideas are appreciated, esp big angsty things 😭
Also please give me some ideas for names of those who don’t have them yet!
But ty for reading! Please I would really appreciate knowing how y’all feel with these chapters! Comments are so appreciated ^^
Chapter 16: Spicy Pringles and a can of Coke
Henlo!! A bit of a quicker update! I’m finally in the lore part so I’m actually hyped writing this now!
Thanking everyone for all their comments it’s honestly so lovely to see ;-;
This chapter again gets a little saucy! But this is most likely the limit of this fic! And this will probably be the last “depressi” chapter for now too :3
Cw (just in case) heavy implications of the saucy times, arguing, Mineta being a good grape
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Small might : I said no noise
Ochako : no one’s making any noise?
Small might : tell that to the MF ABOVE ME
Small might : I can’t tell which room BUT YOUR BED SPRINGS ARE LOUD AS FUCK
Small might : @everyone if you’re fucking or bouncing on your bed I will come fight you
Sexy Engine Legs : Midoryia please, don’t be so crude
Small might : suck my balls iida
Sexy Engine Legs : >:(
Sexy Engine Legs : I hope your headache gets worse
Sexy Engine Legs : and your pillow and water remains warm
Ochako : guys pls :(
John Cena : WHOS FUCKING WHO
Lil funky grape boi : me and ur mom
John Cena : funny
Lil funky grape boi : whoever it be let them have their time, Midoryia I’ll get you some earbuds
John Cena : since when you of all people not get invested in someone fucking?
Lil funky grape boi : it’s not really my business is it :/ like yeah it’s dope And I’d give whoever the homies were a high five but like it’s kinda a lil gross to think about when it’s ur classmates
Mina : who are you and what have you done with the pervy grape boy
Lil funky grape boi : :((((((
Mina Ashido>>Minoru Mineta
Mina : you really wanna know don’t you?
Mineta : I already know who I’m just not bothered
Mineta : they seem like they’re enjoying themselves 🤷
Mineta : yeah I lied it’s not gross it’s still dope and I’d love the deets but like that’s for them to share yknow
Mina : damn respect lil dude
Mina : who is it 👀
Mineta : ……bro code sorry bestie
Mina : OHHH IS IT KAMINARI
Mineta : bro code bestie
Mina : ITS HIM
Mineta : bro code
Mina : ITS SERO
Mineta : bro code
Mina : ITS YOU
Mineta : bro code
Mina : no clues? :(
Mineta : sorry bestie
Mina : fine
Mina : you deserve a soda for being respectable tho
Mineta : thanks! You’re still not getting anything from me
Mina : smart…. I’ll get you a Fanta
Mineta : :))
Sexy Engine Legs : apologies I’ve only just clicked to the conversation
Sexy Engine Legs : those who are making the noise please use protection
Ochako : IM GONNA VOM NOT IIDA GIVING THE SEX TALK
Sexy Engine Legs : I’m not! I’m just aware of what Mic-sensei said, and I don’t want any unfortunate circumstances that leads to him talking to us again
Mmm monkey ; you right its worse hearing it from iida
Sexy Engine Legs : fine get your chlamydia and die
Sero : I must admit I love when peoples true personalities seep through when drunk and hungover
Mina : mic would be proud iida just quoted mean girls
Sexy Engine Legs : what’s mean girls?
Ochako : OHHHHH YOU ARE SO WATCHING MEAN GIRLS
SPARKLY BABE : YES
SPARKLY BABE : I think my life will be complete 😌
DJ funky limbs : it’s a good film but I don’t think you’ll get some of the jokes
Mina : don’t dishearten him
Lil funky grape boi : she doesn’t even go here
Sexy Engine Legs : Mina? She’s a part of the class?
Mina : 😭 iida we’re watching mean girls the next movie night
John Cena : the next one? Girl we’re still dying from this one 😭
Mina : we don’t gotta drink! It’s nice to be hanging out with y’all properly
Tokoyami : I do appreciate bonding over movies where we don’t have to talk to each other
Mina : seeeeeeeeee :3
John Cena : sure bb lmao
DJ funky limbs : we’ll plan when everyone is back to normal
Mina : sounds good!!
DJ funky limbs : side note I can hear the people below me please keep it down a little
The gal pals
Invisabitch : WHO DO YOU THINK IT IS
Pinkie pie : I mean- I kind of worked it out but Mineta gave me a new insight and tbh yknow good for them no one needs to discuss it
Invisabitch : Mineta said that????
Pinkie pie : yeah 🤷♀️ I messaged him privately and he was still chill low-key I actually trust he’s gotten better yknow
Invisabitch : not being funny babe, but you don’t always have the best judgements lmao
Pinkie pie : I’m sorry what’s that supposed to mean?
Invisabitch : well I just mean, like that time we were all out and ended up nearly getting kidnapped cuz you trusted the way someone looked??
Invisabitch : Or like when you were hanging out with kiri when Ochako had just gone through her breakup??
Invisabitch : Plus the party was your idea and everyone’s now like this?
Invisabitch : idk bb I’m just saying heh maybe not put your full faith into Mineta
Pinkie pie : exfuckingcuse me?
Pinkie pie : I have good reason for Ochako and she knows why
Mina : The party?? Was a communal agreement. It’s not my fault your boyfriend can’t handle his liquor
Invisabitch : it’s not about him! Kiri is sad bakugo is sad deku is being an asshole iida doesn’t care, everyone’s being shitty!
Mina : THEYRE HUNGOVER they’re allowed to be shitty!!!!!!
Mina : also??? “Asshole” deku made date plans with Ochako? I’m literally not seeing the problem ESP after what you just bought up
Floaty McFloatface : pls don’t bring me into this :(
Mama Momo : girls :( I don’t think any of us are in the right headspace to have this conversation
Invisabitch : and who’s fault do you think that is?
Mina : what the actual fuck you bitch you wanted this party as much as I did
Invisabitch : not if people were going to end up like this!!
Invisabitch : God you’re such a party whore you literally only care for fun and nothing else
Mina ; WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME
mina : get your ass downstairs
Mama Momo : GIRLS.
Mama Momo : I AM NOT DEALING WITH THIS TODAY.
Mama Momo : Take some time to calm down. I suggest staying out of this chat for today.
Keroppi : good idea ;-;
Kyoka Jirou>> Mina Ashido
Jirou : shit girl I saw the chat you okay??
Mina : I’m fine just?? Where did she get the fucking NERVE
Jirou : :( was very uncalled for tbh
Jirou : would some tea help?
Mina : tea or tea
Jirou : tea.
Mina : yes lay it on me babe
Jirou : so
Jirou : ajfnskf
Mina : WAKAKSKD WAIT WAS IT YALL
Jirou : guess I’ve got a friends with benefits now 🤷♀️
Mina : EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mina : you gotta tell me everything :3c
Jirou ; I will over some actual tea, gimme 30 mins
Mina : say hi to denki for me
Jirou : I hate you
: he says hi
Katsuki Bakugo>> Hanta Sero
Bakugo : I’m finished.
Bakugo : can I still come over
Sero : ofc man!
Sero : got those spicy Pringles and a can of Coke waiting for you
Bakugo : thanks
Sero : :)
For the second time that day, Sero waited in his room for another blonde friend to dump their worries. Though there was some sort of an honour of having the one and only Bakugo share what was troubling him. By the fact he agreed to coming to him, Sero knew it had to be something about Kirishima, it was only once in a blue moon Bakugo would go to someone else if anyone at all.
After sorting out his hammock with a couple of extra pillows, Sero dropped himself on his beanbag, adjusting the snacks on his little coffee table. He definitely promised the spicy Pringles and Coke, but obviously picking up snacks for himself too. As he shoved a bunch of pretzels in his mouth, there was a knock at the door.
“Comf in!” The muffled pretzel shout still thankfully got the message across as a Bakugo appeared from around the door.
Sero gave him a sorry look upon seeing him. He was freshly showered and there was a sad, possibly confused, look into his eyes.
“You don’t tell anyone I was here, okay, Elbows?”
Ah still the same then.
Sero nodded and gestured to the hammock as he swallowed his pretzels. He held out the Coke and Pringles that were quickly snatched up as the blonde collapsed into the hammock with a groan.
“What’s going on man.” Sero opened his own drink as he waited for the response, he wouldn’t expect the other to open up right away but starting it off would be his best bet.
“I hate Kirishima.”
Well he didn’t expect that at all.
“He’s your best friend, right? It can’t be that bad…” Sero chomped on another pretzel.
Bakugo finally opened his Pringles, blinking as all the spice dust blew in his face. He just shrugged, he didn’t even know if it was bad or not.
“Right, okay.” Of course the raven haired boy would have to do the heavy lifting. “On a scale of, Eri eating Mina’s lipstick, to Denki accidentally killing Koda’s hamster, how bad did you fuck up?”
That got Bakugo’s attention, as he shot his head up and almost choked on a Pringle.
“What makes you think I fucked up?”
Sero stared him down. He knew by saying the wrong words, Bakugo would be out of here and no one would get anything solved.
“If it was fully Kiri’s fault, we wouldn’t be hearing the last of it. By the fact he’s gone out and not replied, it’s either your bad or a mutual fuck up.”
The blonde seemed to take that as an answer as he settled back into the hammock, taking a large swig of his drink. He had to admit Sero was helping, despite being a pain in his ass.
“I’m gonna check in on him when you’ve gone by the way, you don’t gotta stress.”
Somehow he could read him perfectly as well.
If only his mouth would cooperate with his brain right now. He wished to tell Sero everything, how he was feeling, what he was worried about, but it seemed the words just couldn’t force themselves past his lips.
“So, you hate Kiri, and it’s mostly not his fault…I mean you guys were eyeing each other up all night at the party, I’m not really sure how-”
“That’s the problem!”
Sero blinked a couple of times at Bakugo’s outburst. Though things were slowly start to piece together, if only he could just worm it out a little more.
“The party? Or the eyeing up?”
Sero raised an eyebrow, waiting for Bakugo to continue. He took a few more pretzels to shove in his mouth, knowing he’d be waiting for a few moments.
Finally he spoke.
“It’s… Ugh! That stupid party, things got heated and it’s reached a point I’m not sure we can stay friends.” The blonde shoved his face into his hands.
Something in Sero’s mind clicked, especially considering what Kaminari came to tell him earlier.
“Did you guys fuck?”
A pillow at Sero’s head practically gave him the answer he needed. He chuckled softly and held his hands up in defence.
“Hey! you’re really not giving the full story, I’m just trying to get what I can.”
Bakugo sighed, uncharacteristically curling up with another pillow as he shoved a wad of Pringles into his mouth.
“You know how he gets when he’s drunk…”
“Very touchy and loving?“
“Very very touchy and loving.” The blonde nodded in agreement.
“Is that good or bad?” Sero bit his lip, preparing for the worst of one his friends making another one uncomfortable.
But he was surprised when Bakugo flushed red again and desperately took a sip of his drink.
“I just… I didn’t hate it, okay? And I feel weird, and I don’t want to be around him anymore because it brings that weird feeling back, and I don’t know what I want to do with that.”
The Bakugo nut had finally been cracked, and Sero couldn’t help but grin. Another pillow was thrown.
“Don’t give me that shit-eating grin! I came for your advice, not for you to be a dick.”
He smirked again, honoured he was here for advice, but it was still fun to see the blonde so riled up.
He pondered what to say for a minute, telling him to do something would probably piss him off, but telling him to think on his own would probably mean he ignores Kirishima forever.
“Well, from looking at this, you’re judging a lot from a drunk experience. I bet Kiri feels real hurt you’re ignoring him right now, because he probably doesn’t know what he did. You know there’s three brain cells in there most times.”
Bakugo nodded, he was absolutely right, though he’d never admit it vocally.
“I’m not sure what you want from this to happen And that’s for you to decide you know? But you don’t actually know how he’s feeling, and you’re hurting the friendship by just ignoring it.”
The blonde nodded again, still saying nothing. He definitely did have to decide his feelings and where he stood with Kirishima, but that was a situation for future Bakugo
“Put a damn movie on or something, I’m comfortable now.” He rolled in the hammock after placing his empty packets down.
Sero just chuckled and put the first thing that came up on Netflix, happy to chill in silence for a bit whilst he also recovered from the hectic madness of the day.
!!! Huehue The kiribaku shit is really coming into play :3
Also yes just? I honestly think deku when hungover is the biggest piece of shit ever and I love that for him
Pls do keep me updated with how you feel these chapters are going! I love hearing feedback!
And let me know on any plot/lore/chat names you’d like to see! Bakugo gets one in the new chapter hehehe
Ty for reading! <3
Chapter 17: A bro is a homie who is a friend
Hehe welcome back welcome back! I finally have a pure idea of this little plot segment and so many chapters written and ready!
Please enjoy the new character joining :3
- implication of drinking when sad- it’s more someoje is sad, had a beer to hang out with, then got sadder
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Small might: hhhhhh I’m so so sorry guys
Small might: I’ve had a good sleep and uh
Small might: threw up but!
Small might: I feel better now :)
Ochako: :((( that sounds the opposite of better
Sexy Engine Legs: are you sure you’re okay?
Small might: yes :( and I’m sorry for telling you to suck my yknow iida, I wasn’t myself :(
Sexy Engine Legs: I forgive you, I must admit it was rather funny
It’s Pikachu!: SINCE WHEN WAS IIDA DOING THAT
Sero: where have you been man?
It’s Pikachu!: smash tournament
Sero: without me? :(
Mina Ashido>>Kyoka Jirou
Mina: god I wanna say “he already had a smash partner” so bad rn 😭
Jirou: don’t you dare >:(
It’s Pikachu!: sorry bromeo it was a sudden one :(
Sero: I see how it is :(
Sero: I’ll never smash with you again bestie :(
It’s Pikachu!: pls bestie no I miss our smashes
Sero: I’m wounded :((
Mina Ashido>> Kyoka Jirou
Mina: UGHHHHHH THIS CONVERSATION IS LITERALLY SO TEASING
Jirou: DONT YOU DARE
It’s Pikachu!: :(((( ily bro
Sero: ily2 bro I guess we can smash again soon
Kermit: i can’t tell if this is a joke or not anymore
It’s Pikachu!: Sero and I smash all the time it’s what bros do
Sero: ofc ofc
Small might: was it you two above me earlier then? :(
It’s Pikachu!: JAJFKSK
It’s Pikachu!: if your mind imagines Midorybro it can be anyone ;3
Mmm monkey: IM SO CONFUSED
John Cena: ME TOO
Small might: :(((((((
Ochako: denks and Sero smash let’s just leave it there 😌
Lil funky grape boi: as they should 😌✌️
Mina: also hi sorry to change conversation but does anyone know where kiri is??
It’s Pikachu!: uhhhh gym?
Mina: i mean possibly? But he normally posts a gym selfie to his story if he goes
Sero; side note always 10/10 selfies
DJ funky limbs: agreed
Po himself: agreed
Kermit: lesbian approved
Mina: I’ve just not seen or heard from him after the check in?
Mina: I’ve messaged but am just a little worried :(
Kermit: didn’t he say he was going out for a bit tho??
Mina: yeah but he’s usually replied by now :/
Small Might: :/ kacchan you’d know of all ppl right?
Sero: think KACHOW is doing work rn
Sero: kacchan** autocorrect sorry
It’s Pikachu! Changed Katsuki Bakugo’s name to Kachow
Mmm monkey: LIGHTNING MCQUEEN
Lil funky grape boi: he will burn y’all when he comes back
DJ funky limbs: so uh idk why I of all people got the message
DJ funky limbs: but here you go
DJ funky limbs added Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu
Tetsu: GET THIS RED HAIRED SAP OFF ME
Tetsu: THIS MF IS GREAT BUT MY GOD IS HE HEAVY
Sero: found kiri
Kermit: context please Tony stark?
Small Might: Tony stark?
Kermit: iron man
It’s Pikachu!: AHAHAHAHHAJSSJJS THSTS FUNNY CUZ TETSU IS AN IRON MAN AHAHAHAHAHA
Small Might: anyway continue Tony
Small Might: tetsu*
Tetsu: LMAO IRON MAN
Tetsu: BUT YEAH HE WAS ALL MOODY SO I MET HIM AT THE GYM AND HE WAS JUST ALL MOPEY
Tetsu: I OFFERED TO HANG IN MY DORM AND WE SNUCK A COUPLE OF BEERS BECAUSE BRO TALK YKNOW
Tetsu: THEN HE GOT TIPSY AND MOPIER
Tetsu: AND NOW HES SOBBING OH GREAT THERE G
Tetsu: HE FUCKING BLEW HIS NOSE ON MY JOGGERS
Tetsu: COME COLLECT HIM BEFORE I THROW HIM OUT OF MY WINDOW
Ochako: Jesus- yeah I’ll come lend a hand, is he okay?
Tetsu: I MEAN YEAH I KNOW WHY HES ‘SAD’ BUT THATS NOT FOR ME TO SHARE
Tetsu: BRO CODE YKNOW
It’s Pikachu!: bro code
Sero: bro code
Small might: bro code
Mmm monkey: bro code
Tetsu: HES ALSO JUST BEING A BIT OF A PUSSY
Lil funky grape boi: lmao
Mina: by any chance does it have to do with you know who?
Tetsu: wait your mina?
Tetsu: kiri was speaking about you, you’re very cute
Tetsu: lmao sorry
Jirp: NO SHES BLUSHING YOU MADE HER BLUSH HASHSHSJ
Tetsu; ANYWAY YEAH PLEASE TAKE HIM BACK I LOVE HIM BUT HE NEEDS TO BE GONE OR ILL START CRYING TOO
Ochako: me and shoji are on our way ;-;
Sero: how many beers did you have?
Tetsu: LIKE? 3 EACH???? IT WAS JUST FOR BRO TALKS I SWEAR
Small might: I thought with that much muscle kiri could handle alcohol?
Mmm monkey: we all saw him the other night, that man cannot handle alcohol
Tetsu: I MEAN
Tetsu: HES NOT DRUNK
Tetsu: HES JUST SOPPY AND LIKE I THOUGHT THE BEER WOULD HELP TO CHILL AND VIBE YKNOW LIQUID COURSGE
Tetsu: IT JUST MADE HIM WORSE HES GOT LIQUID COWARD
Tetsu: THIS DUMB RED SACK OF SHIT IS NOW JUST HAVING A BREAKDOWN OVER THE TINEIEST THING
Tetsu: DONT TAKE THAT BADLY I LOVE THIS DUMB RED SHIT
Tetsu: THAT BEING SAID COME GET HIM OR I WILL THROW HIM OUT OF MY WINDOW
Ochako: we’re here dwdw
Ochako: Oh my he really is sobbing
Ochako: he is not a pretty crier
DJ funky limbs: anything that was said about Kirishima being hot at the party, this is your time to rethink
Mina: but no like? Is he actually actually okay? Cuz this sounds really alarming
Ochako: okay no he’s revealed why he’s crying and it’s not alarming at all
Ochako: Well it’s nothing a conversation wouldn’t fix yknow
Ochako: oh Damn and some tea OHHHHH DAMNNNNNNNNNNN
DJ funky limbs: but bro code remember
Ochako: bro code yes
Tetsu: BRO CODE
Mmm monkey: bro code
It’s Pikachu!: bro code
John Cena: but ochako isn’t a bro?
Sero: gender isn’t included in the bro code, a bro is a homie who is a friend, the bro code is where you as a homie take care of your homie no matter what- homie secrets are kept, homie advice is given, and the only time bro code is broken is when another bro could be in danger
Ochako: happy to be a bro :)
Ochako: anyway we’re on our way back a large boi in tow
Ochako: legit might need to tape his mouth shut so he doesn’t accidentally expose himself
Tetsu: LEMME KNOW WHEN HES BACK OKAY
Mina: will do
Tetsu: andddddddddddddddd lemme get ur number??? 👀
it’s Pikachu!: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Lil funky grape boi: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Mina: shut up!
Mina: I’ll dm you
Tetsu: nice 😎
Tetsu: LATER CLASS A HOMIES
Tetsu left the chat
Mina: well this is awks :’) ANYWAYS
Jirp: HAHAJD OH SHIT YEAH
It’s Pikachu!: what’s awks???
Mina: doesn’t matter! Just make sure kiri is all good ^^
Mina Ashido>> Ochako Uraraka
Mina: you heard him rambling yes?
Mina: does it have anything to do with Bakugo?
Ochako: how’d you guess?
Mina: they’ve both been off since the party I figured something happened :/
Ochako: it seems like it :( it’s p obvious from kiri’s side but idk from baks
Mina: alrighty :/ I’ll see if I can figure it out soon ty babe
Ochako: ofc we’ll be back soon <3
Mina Ashido added Denki Kaminari, Sero Hanta, Izuku Midoryia to a group
Mina: what’s up with baks
Izuku: is this to do with the check in??
Denki: beats me homie
Mina: yeah and kiri told me he wasn’t replying to him at all after the party but that’s all I know ://
Izuku: :// that’s odd, idk tbh that’s the first time I’ve seen him properly check in
Sero: I know but not for me to share
Sero: baks is just hanging in my room rn so he’s chill
Sero: Hes just gotta get his thoughts together but he’s totally fine
Izuku: how do y’all get him to hang out
Sero: I don’t think he knows how Kiri is rn tho so try and spam the chat so he can’t be bothered to read up? I feel that’ll just mess up the progress we’ve got yknow?
Denki: spamming is my speciality homie no worries heheheheh
Izuku: is it time for us to finally sing all star?
Denki: Midoryia I have never loved you more let’s go
It’s Pikachu!: some
Small might: BODY
It’s Pikachu!: once told me
Small might: the world is gonna roll me
It’s Pikachu!: I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
Small might: she was looking kind of dumb
It’s Pikachu!; with her finger and her thumb
John Cena: STOP THIS
Small might: In the shape of an L on her forehead
Sexy Engine Legs: well the years start coming and they don’t stop coming fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Jirp: NOT IIDA TOO
Small might: IIDA AHAJAJSK
It’s Pikachu!: NO IM SORRY WE CANTTOP THAT IIDA YOU KING
DJ funky limbs: no how do you know all star
Sexy Engine Legs: ??? Is it not the “meme” to know it?
Lil funky grape boi: IIDA IS MEMEING
Jirp: NOT OUR CLASS REPS BEING MEME KING AND QUEEN
Mmm monkey: YEA BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW IT?
Sexy Engine Legs: Oh, my family and I watch Shrek every Christmas.
It’s Pikachu!: stop this
It’s Pikachu!: I cannot believe this is the real iida 😭
It’s Pikachu!: what have we done to you why have we broke you
Sexy Engine Legs: I’m not broken? I do like mainstream movies?
Small might: The more we learn about iida
Ochako: I stg if you’re writing this down in a notebook
Small might: heheh of course not heh
Ochako: ,,,.,,, WHAT RANDOM INFO DO YOU HAVE ON US
Small might: A lot, so don’t double cross me :)
Mina: and now I’m scared of deku
DJ funky limbs : we’re back from the shops btw (edited)
Mina Ashido>>Mezou Shoji
Mina: DONT TALK ABOUT KIRI IN THIS STATE
Shoji: damn why
Mina: CHANGE UR MESSAGE NO KIRI
Shoji: okay damn
Jirp: what just happened????
Sero: I SAID DAMMIT CUZ I FORHOT TO ASK THEM TO GET ME ORANGE JUICE
Sero: YEAH OKAY
Sexy Engine Legs: I understand don’t worry
Sexy Engine Legs: Sero if you would like some orange juice you may have some of mine :)
Sero: oh dope really?
Tenya Iida>>Hanta Sero
Iida: I’m helping you cover up
Iida: don’t you dare touch my orange juice
Sero: damn that’s cold bro :(
THE TETSU IS FINALLY HERE we love to see him heheh
And can we pls establish homies being good to baks he deserves it low-key ;-; BUT HE FINALLY HAS A NICKNAME
But alas yeyes! I’m really enjoying uploading these again and seeing the comments! It’s so appreciated and super fun to read too!
Lemme know any lore/ideas/plot points/memes/WHATEVER for the future!!
Sending good vibes until next time!!