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Mina Ashido added: Momo Yaoyorozu, Eijirou Kirishima, Ochako Uraraka, and 16 others to “2-A bois”

16:46
2-A bois

Mina: i just realised?? we don’t have a class group chat?? after like?? a whole year?? so i took the liberty of making one! ^_−☆

Iida: This is a good idea! We can keep in touch better to discuss training, classwork, and other things beneficial to study! 

Denki: lmao pog 

Denki Kaminari changed their name to “It’s Pikachu!”

Ojiro: It’s clefairy 

Sero: fuCK

It’s Pikachu!: thanks homies ily

Iida: This was not a good idea!

Ochako: yay!! Now we can plan picnics and movie nights and everything! 

Yaoyorozu: That does sound lovely! :) 

Mina: Y E S

Kirishima: movie nights? hell yeah! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

It’s Pikachu!: ngl a bit offended no ones changed their names? yall boring 

Yuuga Aoyama changed their name to “ I CANNOT STOP TWINK”

I CANNOT STOP TWINK: c’est voilà ☆彡

Sero: PFFFFFT

It’s Pikachu!: AOYAMANSMGNSNF

Jirou: JFKS OH NO

Mineta: I- 

Yaoyorozu: Why are we laughing? :) 

Mina: HASJFJDKF BABE

I CANNOT STOP TWINK: huh?

I CANNOT STOP TWINK: …

I CANNOT STOP TWINK changed their name to “SPARKLY BABE” 

SPARKLY BABE: i pressed enter too early :( ☆彡

Mina: it’s okay babe no one will mention this again <3 

SPARKLY BABE: <3 

It’s Pikachu!: im not asking now- change yalls nicknames in your own time 

Izuku Midoryia changed their name to “Deku” 

It’s Pikachu!: youre so boring :( 

Deku: :( 

Deku changed their name to “Small Might”

It’s Pikachu!: i retract my statement 

Small might: :) 

Jirou: Is everyone here? 

Jirou: Like everyone everyone?

Mina: i believe so?? 

Jirou: Hmm 

Shoji: If you’re wondering why people haven’t spoken, Tokoyami doesn’t have his phone, Koda is too shy to reply, and Sato is baking atm?

Jirou: Nono I’m waiting for something 

Jirou: Also Koda hop in whenever we love you <3

Koda: ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Ochako: what are you waiting for?! 

Small Might: ^^^ ??

Sero: ^^^ ??

Kirishima: ^^^€?

Katsuki Bakugo left the chat. 

Jirou: PFFFT there it is 

Jirou: I’m surprised he stayed so long tbh 

Small Might: We’ve just got back from a training session with All Might, Kacchan’s only just checked his phone :)

Jirou: Lmao okay I can accept that 

Hagakure: EEEE A GROUP CHAT ILY ILY

Tsuyu Asui changed their name to “Kermit” 

It’s Pikachu!: GOOD YES 

Kermit: just for now I’ll come up with something better later :p

Ochako: it feels harder to come up with chat names than hero nicknames ;-;

It’s Pikachu!: PLEASE LET ME NAME YALL

Jirou: Absolutely not

Sero: no

Shoji: No

Shoji: The guys all say no too

Ojiro: hmm I’ll think about it 

It’s Pikachu!: yay! :D

Iida: No Thankyou. 

Tenya Iida changed their name to “Sonic the Hedgehog” 

Sonic the Hedgehog: I have it covered. 

Ochako: JDSKGK IIDA

It’s Pikachu!: IIDA ILY

Mina: PETITION TO NAME IIDA SONIC

Sonic the Hedgehog: I regret my decision. 

Sero: wait if iida is sonic does that make kiri knuckles?? 

Hagakure: OH MY GOD YES 

Kirishima: im honoured ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

It’s Pikachu!: CHANGE NICKNAME NOW 

Kirishima: hold on I’m sorting smth 

Eijirou Kirishima added Katsuki Bakugo to “2-A bois”

Jirou: 👀

It’s Pikachu!: howdy bakubro!

Bakugo: Fuck off. 

Small Might: k

Ochako: k?

Small Might: ka

Mina: omg no don’t do it

Small Might: kacchan 

Katsuki Bakugo left the chat. 

Ojiro: ahaahahah

Sero: bro omg

Hagakure: you have a death wish

Small Might: He can’t punch me through the phone :) 

Sato: damn brave king

Kirishima: he was typing as well! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

Shoji: Is that your only emoji? 

Kirishima: i can’t find the other ones? ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

Kirishima: hold on 

Eijirou Kirishima added Katsuki Bakugo to “2-A bois”

Bakugo: I hate you all. 

Mina: <3 

Ochako: WAIT A DAMN MINUTE

Kermit: You okay??

Ochako: what’s Sato baking :3

Shoji: fluffy pancakes I think 

Ochako: holy shit I’ll be right down 

Hagakure: ME TOO

Sero: omg yessss

It’s Pikachu!: sato yes. 

18:34
2-A Bois

Ochako: those pancakes were the best thing on the planet 

It’s Pikachu!: YES omg thankyou Sato <3

Sato: I’m glad you guys liked them :)

Kirishima: i don’t usually have a sweet tooth but they were so good thanks man! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

Ochako: someone teach kiri where the other emojis are ;-;

Sero: best munchies grub for sure 

Jirou: 👀

Sero: 👀

Bakugo: 👀

Jirou: ?!?!?!!!!!! 

Sero: ?!?!!!!!!?!?????!!!!!!

Bakugo: Shut the fuck up

Mina: OH HO HO 

Bakugo: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Sonic the Hedgehog: There’s no need to be rude to your classmates! 

Sero: nono iida this is important dw 

Yaoyorozu: What’s happening here? :) 

Jirou: never change momo <3 

Small Might: did kacchan just..?

Bakugo: I WILL FIGHT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU IF YOU DONT SHUT UP 

Kirishima: bet 

It’s Pikachu!: bet 

Ochako: bet

Shoji: bet 

Small Might: bet

Sero: bet

Mineta: no thanks I choose life 

Kirishima: i just heard bakubro leave his room 

Mina: run 

Sonic the Hedgehog: Bakugo! Please don’t go killing your classmates!

Bakugo: I’m getting a snack shut up

Sonic the Hedgehog: Oh… My apologies, continue.

Tokoyami: Was that a scream?

It’s Pikachu!: i thought he was grabbing snacks?

Mineta: IDS ME IM THE SNAK HELP

Hagakure: tf did he just say?

Mineta: IM TJE FUCKING SNAKC 

Mineta: HES GOINF TO EAT ME

Mineta: I SAID I WANTED TO LIVE WHY IS HE CHASINF ME YALL BET HIM NOT ME WHY HELP 

Mineta: Hello friends. I apologise for lying to you all by saying Lord Bakugo was chasing me. He is superior and I was wrong to doubt him. Everyone is inferior to Lord Bakugo especially shitty Deku and knock off Pikachu. I’m sorry again. 

Mina: rip grape boi may you turn into a fine wine 

SPARKLY BABE: I wouldn’t drink that wine ☆彡

Yaoyorozu: Neither would I… :(

It’s Pikachu!: okay but i can only hear Mineta screaming can someone pls go grab him im lowkey worried 

19:23
2-A Bois

Tokoyami: I believe Mineta is fine, Bakugo is more angry that he wouldn’t fight him and took that as a personal challenge. 

Tokoyami: Mineta is just crying. 

Tokoyami: Mineta told me not to tell you he is crying. 

Sero: f in chat for grape boi 

Mina: f 

Kirishima: f

Jirou: f 

Ojiro: f

Ochako: f

Small Might: f

Shoji: f 

It’s Pikachu!: sorry was playing smash

It’s Pikachu!: f 

Sero: lemme join? 

It’s Pikachu!: doors open homeslice 

Yaoyorozu: f? 

Jirou: I’ll explain later :) 

Yaoyorozu: okay :) 

Bakugo: f

Kirishima: did you kill Mineta?

Bakugo: No

Mineta: I ALMOST DIED

Hagakure: f

Mineta: :( 



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19:32

2-A Bois

Sero: anyone for smash?

Kermit: No thanks, I’m gay

Mina: HAHAHHAHAAHDJDKDK

Ochako: HAHDJFJDKG TSU 

Sero: NOT WHAT I MEANT

Shoji: Pffffft touché 

Jirou: I’M WHEEZIFM

Jirou: IMA ABOSOULT GON

Jirou: TSU PLS AHAHAH

Ojiro: that was gold omg 

Small might: I can hear Jirou wheezing from here omg 

Sero: denks is crying 

Sero: full on tears just streaming 

It’s Pikachu!: AHAJSJKGK PLS TSU YOURE GOLDEN NEVER CHANGE

Kermit: 🐸

Kirishima: HAHSJFKDKF 

Mina: im so glad that happened omg

Sonic the Hedgehog: I am very confused. 

Ochako: don’t worry about it ^^ 

Sonic the Hedgehog: But now I’m worrying about it! 

Small Might: Iida there’s nothing to worry about promise :) 

Sonic the Hedgehog: :( Fine, if you insist, I trust you. 

Hagakure: side note- I wonder how much it would take to get iida to swear

Mina: omg imagine 

Shoji: One bad day and a failed grade

Kermit: I’m sure he would if you asked nicely?

Ochako: i’m willing to bet. :). :) :) :). 

Sato: do u need money? 

Ochako: what? noooo? a bet between friends is just a bet between friends :) 

Sonic the Hedgehog: Are you… betting on me? To say profanities?

Sero: absolutely we are

Sonic the Hedgehog: That’s really insensitive! To bet money or any sort of gambling on a friend’s lack of ability or want to do something is considered very rude! You should all be ashamed of yourselves. :(

Small Might: Sorry iida..

Hagakure: yeah,, I’m sorry 

Ochako: me too :(

Bakugo: @Sonic the Hedgehog say one swear and I won’t swear for a day 

Ojiro: oh shit 

Sero: damn bro a day?

Jirou: I’d like to see that lmao

Sonic the Hedgehog: …

Sonic the Hedgehog: f 

Sonic the Hedgehog: fuck 

Bakugo: heh 

Ochako: omg he did it 

It’s Pikachu!: HOLY DID IIDA SWEAR 

Yaoyorozu: Bakugo said he wouldn’t swear for a day if he did. :)

Jirou: Damn the big old f word too iida 

Mina: hey where’d iida go

Small Might: I checked on him he’s very ashamed of himself 

Small Might: But I’m trying so hard not to laugh 

Shoji: Pfffft tell him it’s not a big deal 

Tokoyami: I’m sure he had good intentions with trying to not have Bakugo swear for a day. 

Ochako: yeah! Iida it’s totally okay, funny even! we knew what you were doing! ^^

Mina: yeah babe what happens in this group chat stays in this group chat ٩( ᐛ )و

Mina Ashido changed the chat name to UA Vegas

Ojiro: niche but valid 

Mina: ty babe <3

Sonic the Hedgehog: I’m still ashamed but thank you. Bakugo, I believe you’ll hold your end of the deal?

Bakugo: lol

Ochako: you can’t do that to him D:

Kirishima: he’s not here tomorrow lmao 

Sonic the Hedgehog: …

Small Might: …

Sero: …

Shoji: low blow lmao

Sonic the Hedgehog: So, I cussed for nothing? Bakugo wouldn’t have been here anyway?

Jirou: seems so homie

Sonic the Hedgehog: Asshole. 

Small Might: PPFFFFFFTTTTT 

It’s Pikachu!: HAHAJFKDKF NICE 

Hagakure: that settles it, iida is a literal icon and we stan him 

Mina: seconded 

Kirishima: thirded 

Ochako: fourthed 

SPARKLY BABE: fifthed 

Shoji: we get it lads 

Shoji: Tokoyami I saw you typing 

Tokoyami: …

Tokoyami: sixed 

Jirou: Bakugo’s gone awfully quiet after iida called him an asshole 

Kirishima: he never charges his phone 

Kirishima: like ever

Kirishima: it’s probs dead

Kirishima: probably a good idea it died or we’d have no class prez tomorrow 

Sato: ouch I couldn’t imagine 

Ojiro: if we spam the chat I doubt he’d be bothered to scroll and we can save iida

Hagakure: omg good plan

Mina: iida we’ll save you <3

Small Might: ? No one wants to save me when he’s mean to me?

Ochako: he’s always mean to you 

Small Might: I thought heroes were meant to save people >:(

Ochako: if we saved you all the time we wouldn’t have time to be actual heroes boo <3 

Small Might: fair point :(

Kermit: @sero are you and Kaminari having fun smashing?

Sero: I hate you 

Sero: but talking about THE GAME yes it’s been fun, yall are welcome to join 

Jirou: I’m down

Kirishima: i’ll be over ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

Shoji: if there’s a space sure 

Mina: I’ll come for the socials I cba to play tonight ;;

Kirishima: u good? 

Mina: oh yeah! Just not in a ‘move my thumbs a million miles an hour whilst screaming bloody murder’ kinda mood

Kirishima: ur very valid ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

Ochako: if you’re not playing Mina, teach kiri other emojis <3

Mina: will do <3 

Kermit: I’ll be over too if that’s okay?

Sato: I’ve got snacks?

It’s Pikachu!: ffs just everyone come to my room y’all 

01:21

UA Vegas 

Shoto: When did we have a group chat?

Mina: ITS ONE AM?????

Shoto: Goodnight then 

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07:30

UA Vegas

Sonic the Hedgehog: Please don’t forget your homework today! 

Kirishima: CRAP THANKYOU IIDA

It’s Pikachu!: we had homework? ;-;

Small Might: … it was Present Mic’s English work? 

It’s Pikachu!: oh sweet i didn’t have to do that lmao thought we had more

Sero: excuse me what

Ojiro: you get a free pass?

Hagakure: yeah wtf?

It’s Pikachu!: i worded that real bad 

It’s Pikachu!: im struggling in English real bad  and the homework wasn’t helping so Mic offered me one to one study sessions instead of the homework 

It’s Pikachu!: it’s like 2 hours out of my Sunday morning and a couple of small after schools but if I tried the homework id be there for much longer and still not understand it 

Jirou: that’s really valid of you yknow good for you 

It’s Pikachu!: :)

Sonic the Hedgehog: That is very commendable Kaminari, but please get off your phones, class starts soon and I know for a fact some of you haven’t eaten breakfast, we have training today as well. 

Mina: okay mom I’m on my way

Ochako: class mom>>>>class President

Yaoyorozu: I thought I was class mom? :( 

Kermit: you are but just for today iida gets mom privileges :p

Sonic the Hedgehog: GET TO CLASS. 

It’s Pikachu!: okay mom

Sero: sorry mom on my way

SPARKLY BABE: I’m already here Maman ☆彡

Small Might: k mom

Hagakure: does iida have milf energy? 🤔 

Sonic the Hedgehog added Shouta Aizawa to “UA Vegas” 

Aizawa: Whoever called Iida a milf you have detention at lunch. 

Aizawa: You’ve traumatised him. 

Aizawa: And if any of you are late, you will also get detention. 

Shouta Aizawa left the chat. 

Hagakure: bahahahsh worth it sorry iida 

Ochako: SEE YOU IN CLASS GUYS ・:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+

 

17:23

UA Vegas

Jirou: so uh should we talk about what happened? Cuz like no shame I just? Feel bad 

Ochako: no 

Small Might: I’m begging everyone please no 

Shoji: no

Sonic the Hedgehog: I don’t know if that’s necessary Jirou.

Jirou: Nono! That’s fine! I just yknow didn’t know if you wanted the whole “hey it’s okay buddy” convo

Mina: what happened 👀

Sato: no 

Mina: what happened. 👀👀👀

Hagakure: …

Ojiro: don’t do it 

Small Might: Hagakure please don’t 

Mina: I won’t ask again. 

It’s Pikachu!: ooh full punctuation mina 

Hagakure: IT WAS JUST A SPAR 

Ochako: NO

Hagakure: A FEW OF US SHOWED UP JUST CUZ MIDORYIA WANTED TO WRITE DOWN SOME OF OUR TECHNIQUES 

Small Might: Hagakure I’m begging you 

Mina: Hagakure. 

Hagakure: SOMEONE GRABBED SOMEONES HAIR IN THE FIGHT AND IT TURNED INTO A HAIR PULLING BATTLE 

Mina: oh Ho Ho really? 

Jirou: I’m so sorry 

Hagakure: AND SOMEONE GRABBED MIDORYIAANDHEMOANED

Small Might left the chat.

Mina: HAHDJFJWKFK 

Ochako: DEKU NO

Ojiro: that was cruel damn

Sonic the Hedgehog: Hagakure, I expected better from you.

Hagakure: IM SORRY I TELL MINA EVERYTHING 

Kirishima: i shouldn’t laugh but like Oof man

Sero: like? A strangled moan, or a sexy moan? 

Jirou: I don’t wanna talk about this anymore

It’s Pikachu!: YOU BOUGHT IT UP

Jirou: AND IT WAS A MISTAKE

Jirou: I just wanted to know if Midoryia wanted to talk about it because like no shame and I thought?? It would be good to talk cuz yknow some people might be like hey same but I forgot not everyone was there and how much of a gossip queen mina is 

Bakugo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kermit: that seems a little drastic :p

Kirishima: no i can hear him next door he’s laughing that much 

Kirishima: i think he fell off his bed 

Ochako: everyone shush and be nice >:(

Ochako Uraraka added Small Might to “UA Vegas”

Jirou: im so sorry for bringing that up I just didn’t know if you wanted to talk about it cuz like? No shame at all I just know it can be a little awkward sweeping it under the rug sometimes :( 

Small Might: Nono I get it, thanks

Small Might: I just… wasn’t expecting that to happen 

Bakugo: HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

Sonic the Hedgehog: Bakugo! Be nice!

Sero: yeah man that’s not cool 

Small Might: fine >:(

Small Might: kacchan wet the bed until he was 8 and he’s incredibly claustrophobic and still has an all might plushie he sleeps with 

Mina: Oop

Hagakure: …that wasn’t me this time 

Ochako: …

Kirishima: hes stopped laughing

Kirishima: but he’s not moving or anything 

Bakugo: That was a low blow.

Jirou: what how? You were dying over his embarrassment 

It’s Pikachu!: yeah midorybro kind of deserves to say that 

Ochako: that’s super unfair Bakugo!

Bakugo: I don’t give a shit about the first or last thing fuckers. 

Katsuki Bakugo left the chat.

It’s Pikachu!: … he’s more upset about being claustrophobic?

Small Might: shit… yeah I uh shouldn’t have told you guys that one ;-;

Jirou: this is all my fault I’m so sorry everyone 

Kirishima: ill check on him in a mo dw

Yaoyorozu: @Jirou I’ve been reading up and it’s not your fault. It’s no ones fault, please do not blame yourselves. 

Jirou: thanks momo 

 

18:56

UA Vegas

SPARKLY BABE: I was afraid of Santa Claus too ☆彡

Shoji: …

Ojiro: …

Ochako: …

Mina: oh babe that’s not what claustrophobic means…

It’s Pikachu!: WAIT NO ME TOO?

Kermit: it wasn’t the most settling thing to know a large old man sneaks into your house to eat your food and leave gifts

Tokoyami: I kept Dark Shadow on look out for him each Christmas. My parents had to put my gifts outside and told me Santa knew and he was afraid. 

Sero: SANTA KNEW AND HE WAS AFRAID

Small Might: I was convinced All Might was Santa after that one Christmas advert he did

Ochako: you’re really exposing yourself today aren’t you

Small Might: _| ̄|○

Shoji: We’re really skipping over the fact this came from not understanding the meaning of claustrophobic?

Mina: shush let them tell their tales 

Shoji: ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ

Kirishima: aight bakubro is chill 

Eijiro Kirishima added Katsuki Bakugo to “UA Vegas”

Jirou: youre like the Bakugo whisperer 

Sero: teach us your ways 

Small Might: please. 

Shoto: I caught my father as Santa once and I have had sheer hatred for both of those fat, bearded men ever since. 

Ojiro: oop

Mina: pls the way todoroki just shows up with the most cryptid comments 

Sero: todoroki is also a true king we stan 

Shoto: What?

It’s Pikachu!: i need to run a meme class for people here 

Yaoyorozu: I like the cat has cheesburger memes! :) 

Kermit: Momo is pure please protect her

Mina: a bit dated babe but I’ll forgive it for you <3

Yaoyorozu: :) 

It’s Pikachu!: HOLD THE FRONT DOOr 

Sero: front door is being held bro whats up

It’s Pikachu!: Ojiro said I could come up with his nickname and now we’ve been talking about memes I know the perfect one

Shoji: rip ojiro 

Ojiro: I’m fear what ya got

It’s Pikachu! Changed Ojiro Mashirao’s name to “mmm monkey”

mmm monkey: HAHAHAHAHHA I LOVE THAT MEME 

mmm monkey: Thankyou I’m not disappointed 

It’s Pikachu!: :D 

Jirou: yknow that ones not bad I’ll give you that 

It’s Pikachu!: thanks babe :D

Jirou: only Mina calls me babe don’t test your luck 

It’s Pikachu!: okay ma’am 

Jirou: -_-

Ochako: idk mmm monkey? Pls enlighten?

mmm monkey: https://youtu.be/oD9nAHuZsJU  

Small Might: HAHAHFKSKFKL PLS 

Shoji: I love that

Sato: that’s the best I love kung fu panda 

Sero: ME TOO KUNG FU PANDA MARATHON LATER?

Sato: I’d do anything for that 

Kirishima: omg me too tigress was so manly ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

Jirou: first gay crush honestly

Mina: ^^^^ PREACH TO THAT

Kermit: viper was mine ʅ(◞‿◟)ʃ

Sato: I relate to po on like 73 different levels

Ochako: you are literally so valid for that you go boo <3 

Sato: :)

Kirishima: denks and sero you wanna come with to grab popcorn and drinks? 

It’s Pikachu!: hell yeah homie best bros on the snack run

Sero: yeyes give us your snack requirements bois

Ochako: strawberry Mochi pls! 

Mina: pocky <3

Sato: one of those packs of sponge cakes please

Mmm monkey: pringles 

Small Might: YESSSSSAHHHH ALL THE PRINGLES

Shoji: pringles yeah

Tokoyami: Licorice

Sonic the Hedgehog: You are all aware there’s a quiz to revise for on Monday?

Sonic the Hedgehog: That being said, may you pick me up some pretzels?

Sonic the Hedgehog: The sour cream ones please. 

Sero: sure bro will do 

Bakugo: I’m coming. 

Mina: wait seriously?

Bakugo: Those movies were the shit.

Bakugo: Now shut up. 

Bakugo: Don’t talk to me again. 

Kirishima: u want those cinnamon sweets u like picking up? 

Bakugo: Yes. 

Kirishima: aight man ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

Small Might: HOW DO YOU DO IT 

Small Might: PLEASE 

Shoto: Soba. 

Jirou: youre gonna eat soba for a movie? 

Shoto: Yes. 

It’s Pikachu!: we’re on our way out now so anyone who’s not seen this dm us so it doesn’t get lost in chat <3 

Mina: okay stay safe you three! 

Sero: will do ^^

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19:34

UA Vegas

It’s Pikachu!: has anyone heard from Mineta today????

It’s Pikachu!: snacks are secured btw on way back

Shoji: now that you mention it I thought he’d be the first one to comment on Midoryia moaning 

Small Might: Shoji :( 

Shoji: oop sorry

Ochako: you’re right tho????

Ochako: @mineta ???? 

Mina: hmm.. wonder if he’s okay?

Kirishima: we’ll keep a look out on our way back

 

19:55

UA Vegas

Mineta: hey I’m really sorry I had a double therapy session today, thanks for worrying about me, I just lost track of time ^^”

mmm monkey: Therapy?? Are you good? 

Mineta: yeah uh just let me explain 

Mineta: I’ve basically realised that my actions last year especially towards the girls wasn’t? Very plus ultra of me. 

Mineta: I had a few chats with teachers and after a couple of other things with my family, my mom put me into therapy and since then I’ve realised I’ve been a really crappy dude in that aspect, and I haven’t really apologised properly for any of that

Mineta: So to everyone, but mostly the girls, I’m really sorry for having made you uncomfortable all those times. There’s really no excuse. I hope I’ve gotten better recently but I still have a way to go, and I hope when that day comes you’ll be able to forgive me 

Kermit: thankyou <3 

Jirou: yeah, appreciated man 

Yaoyorozu: Agreed, Thankyou for your apology. :)

Yaoyorozu: Though, please no sticking to my back again like in the sports festival! Lol! :)

Mineta: noted lol :) 

Ochako: thankyou ^^ youve made a lot of progress already lil funky grape man keep going 

Hagakure: ^^^^ and you’re still part of our class, so if you ever wanna chat or ask anything you’re welcome to ask

Mina: ^^^^^^^even though it was shitty,  at the end of the day you’re still a friend, hero, and class member <3 if you’d be willing to like? Listen if we found something uncomfy and pointed it out to you too? 

Mineta: oh yeah absolutely please do call me out on things, I genuinely thought things before were fine to say 

Jirou: sounds great, Thankyou for taking this step :) 

Mineta: thanks you guys for letting me be a part here :) 

Sero: kiri is crying 

Mina: what why?!?! 

Sero: he said it was a really manly display between y’all and he loves everyone here 

Jirou: alongside yaomomo, kiri also needs to be protected for life 

Mmm monkey : agreed 

Shoji: agreed

SPARKLY BABE: Are we skipping over the fact Mineta got called a little funky grape man? ☆彡

Minoru Mineta changed their name to “Lil funky grape man”

Lil funky grape man: is it too late to change my hero name 🤔 

Tokoyami: That name does suit you very much. 

Hagakure: imagine omg like endeavour swoops in and like “HEY LIL FUNKY GRAPE MAN SAVE THOSE PPL” 

Mmm monkey: ajajskfkflfl pls I’d die if endeavour said that 

Shoto: Why are we discussing my father? 

Shoji: it’s just a funny situation lmao don’t think too much into it

Shoto: He is not funny. 

Small Might: yeah but. Omg I’ll just go explain brb 

Mina: ANYWAY 

Mina: Kung fu panda time? 

Sato: Y E S 

Sero: we just got back on campus :) 

Ochako: yay! See you in a mo!

 

22:34

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Hagakure: it’s not just me but?

Hagakure: the evil bird is hot?

Deku: agreed

Ochako: what makes a bird hot?

Hagakure: idk there’s just something about Lord Shen that makes you go awooga I’d like him to kill my species and put me in a radish basket yknow?

Deku: no longer agreed 

Hagakure: but no like? I wonder what it’s like to kiss a beak?? 

Shoji: Tokoyami is literally right here 

Hagakure: But he’s not hot? I need a hot bird like hawks 

Tokoyami: 1) Again right here. 2) Hawks has no beak. 

Jirou: Tokoyami is hot wydm?

Mina: ^^^

Hagakure: I don’t do the whole emo vibes 

Ojiro: “I would like Lord shen to kill my family and stuff me in a radish box” sure he’s the emo

Tokoyami: Again, I do exist.

Bakugo: Watch the damn movie. 

Hagakure: baks babe do you think Tokoyami is hot? 

Bakugo: I don’t care. Stop making my phone light up.

Tokoyami: He’s right. Goodbye. 

Hagakure: :(



23:45

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Sero: PLS THE FACE OF DISGUST BAKS HAD WHEN TODOROKI SLURPED HIS SOBA OVER HIM

Iida: This is why I choose pretzels, inconspicuous to all. 

Mina: of course the mightiest of foods 

It’s Pikachu!: HE DID IT AGAIN 

It’s Pikachu!: HE STRAIGHT UP SLURPED 

Small might: I’m on it dw 

Shoji: HAHAHSHAHAHDJ 

Lil funky grape boi: YOU DID NOT JUST 

Ochako: DEKU WHAT 

Jirou: I can’t see what happened? I just heard a thud?

Shoji: Midoryia put his hand under the bowl and flicked it out of Todoroki’s hands 

Ochako: There’s a bowl of soba on the floor now and a sad todoroki rip bestie 

Jirou: BAHSHDJ

Jirou:

It’s Pikachu!: f 

Ochako: f

Kirishima: guys :(

Small Might: huh what’s wrong?

Mina: kiri and Sato are actually really really invested maybe stay off the phones a little? Or turn brightness and key taps down? 

Jirou: oh yeah sure thing sorry guys! <3

 

00:22

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Kermit: @Sato @Kirishima are you crying?

Sato: HE MASTERED QI

Kirishima: AND HIS DADS GOT ON AND SO MANY PANDAS 

Sato: I LOVE THEM 

Kirishima: ME TOO 

Ochako: Petition to get Sato and kiri adoptive pandas for Christmas 

Sato: ID CRY THO 

Shoji: You really are po- food king and full of love 

Sato: (つД`)ノ 💙💙💙

It’s Pikachu! Changed Rikido Sato’s name to Po himself 

Po himself: im honoured 💙💙💙💙💙

Mina: as cute as this is there’s a sleepy French boi on my legs and I’m starting to not feel them can we head up? ;-;

Sonic the Hedgehog: That would be a good idea, tonight was a late one. 

Yaoyorozu: Goodnight everyone! We should do more of these :) 

Jirou: for sure, night y’all <3

Kirishima: <3 ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

 

00:45

Private message 

Mina Ashido to Katsuki Bakugo

Mina: oi 

Mina: are you up

Bakugo: no 

Mina: good

Mina: i saw you down there

Bakugo: Congratulations, you have eyes. 

Mina: very close to kiri

Mina: very very close 

Mina: thighs touching arms touching almost laying on his shoulder 

Bakugo: I was trying to get away from Icyhot. 

Mina: sure

Bakugo: I’m going to bed. 

Mina: wait just hear me out all seriousness

You can no longer send messages to this number 

Mina: motherfucker

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16:35

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Jirou: pride is soon :) 

It’s Pikachu!: hell yeah 

Sero: good shit 

Mina: WOOOOOOO ARE WE PARADING OR DOING SMTH IN UA OR WHAT 

Kirishima: WE BETYER BE

Shouta Aizawa joined the chat. 

Aizawa: It is Pride soon and I’m sure you’re all very excited. 

Aizawa: However to recent villain activity, we will not be allowing anyone to go to the large festival.

mmm monkey: I ask this politely 

mmm monkey: what the funk?

Aizawa: You didn’t let me finish mmm monkey. 

Aizawa: UA will be holding their own pride, this way everyone in the school and dorms will be able to go without affecting their classes, and makes it more accessible to teachers on duty too. 

Aizawa: Including myself. I want a pride. 

Aizawa: Anyway, we know how upsetting this is for you, so the teaching committee has agreed you’re welcome to go as full out as you wish as long as it remains on campus. We’re planning stalls, parades, parties, etc. We’re inviting some certified pros and students from other hero schools, but again for your safety, they will have to come through various security measures. 

Aizawa: But yeah, any issues talk to Nezu, I’m just the messenger. 

Shouta Aizawa left the chat. 

Shoji: …

Jirou: did aizawa just?

Small Might: I think he did? 

Kirishima: WE CAN GO ALL OUT WHOS GOT THE BODY PAINTS 

Tokoyami: Did he click to the conversation?

Ochako: let him be <3 

It’s Pikachu!: as well as that are we skipping over that aizawa just straight up called ojiro mmm monkey?

It’s Pikachu!: did he even know it was ojiro?

It’s Pikachu!: how did he even get into the chat?? 

It’s Pikachu!: there’s so many questions????

Sero: they can be answered tomorrow 

Sero: but all out Huh? 👀🍁 

Jirou: teachers are there 

Sero: but they said all out :( 

Jirou: we can later 

Sero: fine 

Sero: @bakugo ?

Bakugo: 👍 

Sero: sweet 

Hagakure: WHATS THIS SECRET STUFF 

Hagakure: CAN I KNOW PLS PLS 

Kermit: im starting to think you’re the biggest gossip queen <3 

Kermit: but also time to turn the frigging frogs gay 

SPARKLY BABE: UA PRIDE?!?! ☆彡

Mina: YES BABE 

SPARKLY BABE: I NEED TO GET READY ☆彡

Sonic the Hedgehog: It’s not for a while? 

SPARKLY BABE: YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IM PREPARING SEXY ENGINE LEGS AU REVOIR ☆彡

It’s Pikachu!: PAHAJSKSKSL 

Shoji: Aoyama is hyped on the pride a little too much bless

mmm monkey: SEXY ENGINE LEGS 

Ochako: AHAHSKFKSLF AOYAMA PLS 

Mina: HANDKFKDL BABY CALM AHSJDKFMS

Small Might: Ngl id love a hero called sexy engine legs 

Jirou: PLS AHAHSJKD

Lil funky grape boi changed Sonic the Hedgehog’s name to sexy engine legs

Lil funky grape boi: I’m here for this 

Sexy engine legs: I am very confused. I’m not sure how to feel. 

Shoji: ah sorry man 

Ochako: do you want your name changing back?

Sexy engine legs: …

Sexy engine legs: No. 

Sexy engine legs: I just don’t understand how engines are sexy. 

Hagakure: …

Ochako: NO 

Mina: TORU NO 

Jirou: DONT YOU FUCKING DARE 

Hagakure: WE DISCUSSED IT AT A SLEEPOVER YOUR HERO SUIT IS VERY ATTRACTIVE 

Kermit: someone get rid of toru 

Kermit: kick her 

Hagakure: IM SORRY IT WAS NECESSARY 

Small Might: I think you broke Iida 

Small Might: His face is red and he’s whispering on repeat that his suit wasn’t made “for the ladies”

Small Might: or the men

Small Might: just practicality 

Small Might: which it is practical but also if you guys think that then I guess it’s done both without intention 

Ochako: deku stfu 

Small Might: aa sorry ;-;

Bakugo: whipped 

It’s Pikachu!: AHAHAHHHAJFKDK

Lil funky grape boi: HAHAHAKDKDKDK

Small Might: I’m not whipped!

Yaoyorozu: Whipped? :)

Jirou: I’ll tell you later <3 

Yaoyorozu: Thank you :) 

Lil funky grape boi: but sorry to revisit I’m very intrigued, yall talk about us at sleepovers? 

Mina: Hagakure you’re not allowed at any more sleepovers >:(

Hagakure: IM SORRY <3 

Mina: but occasionally yes 

It’s Pikachu!: care to share some deets??? 

Mina: no  

Mina: not now at least

It’s Pikachu!: :( sad 

Lil funky grape boi: tho side question in relation?

mmm monkey: Speak small fruit man 

Lil funky grape boi: ignored but alas 

Lil funky grape boi: class sleepover soon? After pride or smth? The movie night was fun 

Mina: grape boi has a valid idea

Ochako: omg we can have some drinks and play games!

Hagakure: and share secrets!!!! 

Kermit: not with you John Cena

Po himself: John Cena??

Shoji: Because you can’t see her…

Hagakure: AHAHAJDKAKKSLF PLS AHAHJAHSJSKFJ THATS THE BEST TSU ILY 

Toru Hagakure changed their name to John Cena

John Cena: perfect

John Cena: but still!!!! We can play never have I ever or truth or dare or whatever!!!

John Cena: it’ll be good after pride too ;)

Ochako: I’m down for the drinkies!! 

Sexy engine legs: You’re literally planning secretly drinking in a chat with Yaoyorozu and I in it?

It’s Pikachu!: yes? 

Sexy engine legs: ????? Why?!

It’s Pikachu!: funny

Small Might: Iida! Consider it as a bonding exercise? 

Sexy engine legs: WE’VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR TWO YEARS?!?!

Mina: aren’t you the slightest interested in learning classmates secrets????

Shoji: Or maybe he just doesn’t want to be exposed that he has murderous intentions deep down 

Tokoyami: #ripstain

Sexy engine legs: … Does everyone want to partake?

Ochako: YeS!!

Po himself: yup!

Koda: ٩(^‿^)۶

Mina: even koda is in! That must mean something class mom prez <3

Sexy engine legs: Fine. Though if Mr Aizawa says no at any point we stop. I won’t tell him but if he finds out whether he does dorm checks or reads this chat or whatever, whatever he says goes, okay? 

Yaoyorozu: That sounds very reasonable :) 

It’s Pikachu!: it’s settled! After pride drinky gamey night!

Shoji: hell yeah 

Jirou: sooooo @sero @bakugo 🍁 then?

Sero: heh yes

Bakugo: 👍 

Sexy engine legs: What does 🍁 mean? 

Bakugo: Baking. 

Sero: pffft 

Yaoyorozu: Like Sato is always 🍁?! :)

Bakugo : Sure. 

17:03

Private message 

Kyoka Jirou to Katsuki Bakugo

Jirou: youre evil 

Bakugo: lmao

 

17:03 

UA Vegas

It’s Pikachu!: momo too pure for this world ;-;

Yaoyorozu: :) 

Mina: someone tell kiri and Aoyama too?? I think they both disappeared to do pride things? 

SPARKLY BABE: I’m always here ;) ☆彡

Mina: I shouldve expected that -_-

It’s Pikachu!: @kirishima ???? Are you lurking too homie??? 

 

17:21
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It’s Pikachu!: no he really did disappear to be gay 

Mina: as he should bestie 

Sexy engine legs: Mr Aizawa has just informed me the plan for the pride event will be next weekend, do what you will with that information. 

Ochako: sweet!!! 

Kermit: can’t wait!

Sero: 🤙 

 

20:12

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Shoto: Is our teacher gay?

Sero: why are you so late to all convos?

Shoto: I’m not late to anything there are no time schedules to text messages. 

Sero: fair 

Sero: but yeah probably idk 

Shoto: Oh. 

Shoto: Good for him. 

Shoto: Vibes.

Shoto: 💅🏼 

 

21:21
UA Vegas

Mina: HAHAHAHSJFJ TODOROKI PLS

Mina: btw everyone Bakugo blocked me so if he spoke at all in the past day I didn’t know 

Small Might: why’d he block you? That’s usually me?

Mina: @bakugo want me to tell or wanna unblock me 

Mina: oh look at that I can dm him again :) 

Bakugo: I hate you. 

Mina: goodnight kacchan 

Small Might: night kacchan

Tokoyami: Sleep well, Kacchan. 

Bakugo: I hate every single one of you. 

 

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02:49

UA Vegas

Shoji : Opinions 

Shoji : Is it creepy for someone to confess to you because they like people with multiple limbs 

 

02:58

UA Vegas

Shoji : Guys please wake up it’s getting weirder

Sero : sup DJ funky limbs 

Mezou Shoji changed their name to DJ funky limbs

DJ funky limbs : Read up 

Sero : damn but how did they say it 

DJ funky limbs : “hello you’re shoji from 2A yes? I’ve been told you have multiple limbs and I really like that in a man, will you please go on a date with me?”

DJ funky limbs : And just now “please reply I see you’re online”

Sero : wack 

Sero : bit weird?

Sero : very weird 

DJ funky limbs : I don’t like these vibes at all?

Sero : do you wanna come vibe with me to take ur mind off it?

DJ funky limbs : I was wondering why you were awake you stoner

Sero : heh 

DJ funky limbs : But yes please, she won’t stop messaging now I’m not a fan

Sero : doors open man

DJ funky limbs : Thanks 

 

07:29

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Mina : okay but ignoring the fact shoji is now DJ funky limbs and got high with sero 

Mina : that’s literally so weird? I’m guessing she goes here?

mmm monkey : surprised you’re awake at this hour mina 

mmm monkey : but no you’re right that is really weird? If someone did that to my tail id straight up block them

Mina : right? Shoji I know ur probs sleeping rn but let us know if you’re okay 

mmm monkey : ^^^^^^

 

10:20

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DJ funky limbs : Okay morning 

Mina : morning lil stoner baby how you feeling

DJ funky limbs : Well 

DJ funky limbs : Okay but then I saw messages from her, reread this chat, and now got called a little stoner baby so less okay

DJ funky limbs : It’s little stoner man to you

Mina : oop sorry boo 

Mina : but yeah this chick? She’s still messaging? Who is she?

Sero : I looked over it I think she’s a first year on the business course? Which is really random we haven’t interacted at all with that class?

Sero : and she was v adamant it was low-key scary 

Sexy engine legs : Shoji, are you uncomfortable? Do you want to tell Mr Aizawa?

DJ funky limbs: Dw I sent him screenshots last night, and maybe a few high messages but like I don’t think he cared

DJ funky limbs : He said he’d sort it, it’s just a bit weird yknow

Sexy engine legs : It is very weird, but if you need anything don’t hesitate to ask.

DJ funky limbs : Thanks man

It’s Pikachu!: @lil funky grape boi ???

Lil funky grape boi : no you?

It’s Pikachu! : nope too far 

mmm monkey : what are you guys on about?

Lil funky grape boi : Denks and I sometimes play pranks like this but this was a bit too far and too weird 

It’s Pikachu!: yeah this is legit a weirdo, besides our pranks are usually tasteful 

Lil funky grape boi : and the humour is relevant to who would get the joke 

Mina : Is that why I got an email giving me free tickets to G.R.L only to find the location was a dumpster?

It’s Pikachu!: YOU ACTUALLY WENT AHAHAHAH

Lil funky grape boi : it was denks but I’m sorry I agree they’re trash 

Mina : :) 

mmm monkey : I hear feet running 

Jirou : fucking hell who screamed that woke me up

Kirishima : My light just short circuited? 

DJ funky limbs : I think Mina killed denki 

Jirou : f

mmm monkey : f

Yaoyorozu : f :)

Kirishima : lmao momo you’re great 

Kirishima : f

Yaoyorozu : :) 

Sero : f

DJ funky limbs : f 

DJ funky limbs : UH HELP?

Screenshot

Unknown : I know you reported me, I take this and your lack of a reply as an answer. You are a bad man shoji, I curse you and your Many limbs, may you never find happiness. Hiss. >:( 

 

It’s Pikachu! : SHE HISSED AT YOU?!? IN MESSAGE?!?

DJ funky limbs : Yeah? But I’m also cursed? 

Tokoyami : You can’t curse someone if you’re not in their physical presence.

Kirishima : you can’t be cursed over phone 

Jirou : being cursed over the phone does nothing man you’re good

Mina : 👀 nice to know who the class emos are 

Kermit : Kirishima doesn’t give emo vibes? He’s literal sunshine 

Kirishima : :) 

Mina : you didn’t see him in middle school 

Kirishima : don’t :(

Mina : I won’t babe your secret is safe <3 

Kirishima : thanku

It’s Pikachu! : i need to know but that can be revisited 

It’s Pikachu! : this chick *hissed* at you 

It’s Pikachu! : is there a Neko quirk or smth? 

Jirou : mewow 

Mmm monkey : I hate you 

Jirou : understandable have a nice day 

DJ funky limbs : I hope not jesus 

DJ funky limbs : Anyway can we move on from this cuz like aizawa is sorting it now 

Sero : sure thing homie 

Sero : where’s Bakugo today 

Sero : or todorokis cryptid comment of the day 

Sero : or hagakures gossip 

Sero : I await

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12:47

UA Vegas

John Cena : HELLO BESTIESSSSSSS I HAVE GOSSIP 

Sero : regret, apologies 

John Cena : OKAY SO LIKE 

John Cena : I heard 2b discussing some crushes 

Mina : CONTINUE YES

Small Might : is this a good idea?

Ochako : what if we can get iida a boo 

Small Might : yes continue

Sexy engine legs : >:(!!!!!!

John Cena : Iida pls complain after <3 

John Cena : there’s at least 3 people who have genuine crushes on people in this class

John Cena : and another group of people who just wants to have a good make out sesh ;)

John Cena : i overhead monoma saying he takes it as a personal challenge to be Bakugo’s first kiss 

Bakugo : ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT 

Bakugo : LISTEN INVISALIGN YOU BETTER BE LYING 

John Cena : I mean it would be a hilarious lie

John Cena : but sadly it’s the truth 

Mina : okay wait

Mina : baks babe 

Mina : you didn’t deny he’d be your first kiss??

Bakugo : what

Jirou : oooooo

Lil funky grape boi : oooooooooooooh

Ochako : OOOOOOOOH

Small Might : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sero : OOOO

Yaoyorozu : oooh :) 

Mina : love you Momo

Mina : you would’ve said “WHAT THE FUCK NO IVE BEEN KISSED HES LOST HIS CHALLENGE ALREADY RAH RAH RAH DIE DIE WHAT A WEIRDO” 

Mina : but just said no to him wanting to kiss you 

Mina : soooooooooooooooooooooo have you never been kissed?

Small Might : first, spot on impression

Small Might : second, I think you’re right 

Bakugo : shut up deku you Virginia 

Bakugo : Virginia fuck

Bakugo : FUCKING VIRGIN

Bakugo : FUCK YOU AND THIS PHONE 

Small Might : if you fuck me and your phone then I’m no longer a Virginia? 

Kirishima : you might wanna run homie 

Small Might : FUCK I HEAR HIS STEPS HES FAST BYE

Kermit : Iida you’ve been quiet for a while, normally you would’ve said something?

Sexy engine legs : I’m not in the dorms today, so whatever happens, I cannot stop anyway. Just don’t kill anyone. 

Yaoyorozu : Understandable, have a nice day :)

Jirou : WAHEYYYYYY 

It’s Pikachu! : AYYYYYYY 

Mina : MEME QUEEN MEME QUEEN

Yaoyorozu : Hehe! :) 

Mina Ashido changed Momo Yaoyorozu’s nickname to “Meme queen” 

Meme queen : I’m honoured. :) 

Po Himself : But iida where are you man? 

Sexy engine legs : It’s a family friend’s birthday, we’re just there for celebrations. I must go, I’ll be back for dinner. :)

Tokoyami : Enjoy. 

It’s Pikachu! : YEAH ENJOY BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO MIDORYIA 

Its Pikachu! : AND LIKE WHO HAD A CRUSH ON WHO 

John Cena : I don’t know who liked who really other than the monoma comment I’ll find out nect time ;3c but yeah where did deku go?

Ochako : @Small Might ??????

Sero : I’m a lil worried after the fucking comments yknow? 

It’s Pikachu! : rip to Midoryia’s Virginia 

 

14:13

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Small Might : JESUS NO THAT DID NOT HAPPEN 

Small Might : EW NO IM SORRY I CANT 

Mina : why not don’t knock it til you try it ig 

Small Might : KACCHANS LIKE A BROTHER 

Small Might : ABSOLUTELY NO NO

Meme queen : Awe :) 

DJ funky limbs : so what did happen 👀 

Small Might : we actually just went for a training session and a chat believe it or not

Small Might : but there is a chance monoma will lose a limb tomorrow 

Kermit : very valid rip jojo boi 

Mmm monkey : jojo boi?

Kermit : he legit always poses like a jojo character?

Ochako : HAHDJFKSKG YOURE SO RIGHT 

Tokoyami : How dare you insult JoJo like that. 

SPARKLY BABE : Only I can claim jojo-ness Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑) ☆彡

DJ funky limbs : literally the two most opposite people of the class enjoy jojo 

It’s Pikachu! : the world is complete I can go now 

Mmm monkey : bye bestie 

Its Pikachu!: im acesnding

It’s Pikachu! : acesending

It’s Pikachu! : assending?

It’s Pikachu! : fuck it I’m staying on the ground 

Sero : ass ending 

Lil funky grape boi : lmao 

Sero : #midoryiaandhischatwithbakugo

Small Might : THAT. DID. NOT. HAPPEN. JFC 

Shoto : What didn’t happen? 

Sero : baks taking Midoryias Virginia 

Shoto : But the grunting?

Small Might : IN. THE. TRAINING. ROOM. GOD. FUCKING. DAMN. IT. TODO. ROKI. WE. WERE. SPARRING. 

Ochako : todo. roki, two words 

Kermit : todo space roki 

Shoto : ??

Ochako : dw it’s okay

Shoto : okay 

Shoto : I wasn’t near the training room though

Mina : WHAT 

John Cena : SHOTO WHERE WERE YOU?

It’s Pikachu! : @shoto come back who did you hear fucking?

Sero : I think he’s gone besties he appears cryptically 

John Cena : we can figure this out, if he thought it was deku and Bakugo it must be near one of those rooms 

John Cena : Aoyama and Mineta are next to deku and Kirishima is next to bakugo 

It’s Pikachu! : 👀 

Lil funky grape boi : IM CELIBATE I SWEAR IVE BEEN DOING WORK ALL DAY 

SPARKLY BABE : I’m still working on my pride thing ☆彡

John Cena : @kirishima what’s your alibi?

DJ funky limbs : punching bag probably

DJ funky limbs : happens for about half hour a day if shoto was around that time 

DJ funky limbs : used to hate it but it’s therapeutic now I mediate whilst he punches tbh he’s got a very well timed punching rhythm 

Mina : there’s an innuendo there I know it but I think you avoided it

DJ funky limbs : that’s exactly why I said it that way

John Cena : dammit thought I had some good goss and it’s just kirishima punching smth :( 

Mina : rip bestie 

 

17:23

UA Vegas

Bakugo : Literally fuck each and every one of you

Kirishima : guess none of us have a Virginia anymore ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

Bakugo : You’re the worst 

Kirishima : <3

 

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17:38

UA Vegas 

Jirou : who g noted

Small Might : mcr?? 

Tokoyami : Who played Welcome to the Black Parade?

Kirishima : WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY

Bakugo : shut up I can hear you from here 

It’s Pikachu! : AHAHSHKFKS I TOLD YOU IT WOULD WORK 

Ochako : HADJKSKD OMG YOU RIGHT

Mina : I love messing with the class Emos 😌😌

Bakugo : KIRISHIMA I TOLD YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP 

Bakugo : @kirishima READ YOUR FUCKING PHONE 

DJ funky limbs : for context Kirishima is still singing the black parade 

DJ funky limbs : instruments included

DJ funky limbs : HAHAHA TOKOYAMI RAN UP TO JOIN HIM

Mina : rip baks 

Bakugo : for the love of god stop calling me baks 

Mina : okay kacchan 

Jirou : is today the ‘how far we can push bakugo until he kills us’ day??

Small Might : I have had those days, they do not go well 

Bakugo : Today is the day I murder you all. 

Kermit : oooh edgy 

It’s Pikachu! : but Kirishimas still singing? Wouldn’t You be stopping him by now?

Ochako : and commented on tsu’s sarcasm?

Mmm monkey : it appears baks has gone soft 

Bakugo : I HAVE NOT 

Bakugo : IM ALWAYS HARD 

Bakugo : WAIT 

Bakugo : FUCK 

Bakugo : WHY CANT I LEAVE THIS CHAT

Sexy engine legs : I turned that ability off when you typed you were always hard. 

Mina : HAJDKFKDL GO IIDA

Jirou : omg iida you king that was so quick

Bakugo : NO HES NOT A KING HES A PAIN IN MY ASS 

Lil funky grape boi : is that linked to you being always hard?

Sero : HAHAJDKS MINETA PLS

Mmm monkey : Toru started laughing so much she threw up sjfndkf 

Kirishima : what happened??? 

Mina : read up, you’re not the only one who’s always hard

Kirishima : ayy bakubro! Rock hard manliness to share 🤜🤛

Po Himself : oh bless this sweet innocent child 

Bakugo : AHHHHHHHHHH 

Kirishima : OH WAIT MINA I JUST GOT WHAT YOU WERE IMPLYING 

Kirishima : NOT MANLY 

Kirishima : AAAA

SPARKLY BABE : do I sense gay panic? ☆彡

Kirishima : HHHHHHHHHHH ;-;

Small Might : what did kacchan explode just now???

Tokoyami : I left Kirishima’s room during the gay panic to find a busted phone outside Bakugo’s door. 

Ochako : we really went that far guys 

Jirou : same time next week?

It’s Pikachu! : >:) 

Meme Queen : I’ll make him a new one as an apology from us. :)

Mina : good shout ty yaomomo

Kirishima : HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :(((((((((( 

Mina : I’m also sorry for tricking you like that babe

Kirishima : :( mkay 

 

18:23

UA Vegas

Bakugo : I like this phone.

Bakugo : @meme queen Thanks I guess. 

Meme queen : It’s okay. :)

Mina : did baks just? Say Thankyou? 

Kirishima : it happens occasionally ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

Ochako : Kirishima for the love of Fuck use a different emoji Jesus Christ 

Mina : …

Small Might : 😀….

Mmm monkey : I-

Ochako : .. I am so sorry I didn’t know where that came from ily kiri 

John Cena : HAJFKDL omg boo 

Kermit : I think ochako and Bakugo have swapped personalities? 

mmm monkey : omg??? Has there been a quirk????

Bakugo : No. I don’t feel all fluffy or shit there’s been no swap. Fuck you. 

Sero : understandable 

It’s Pikachu! : votes to make baks feel all fluffy 

Bakugo : Do it, I dare you. 

Bakugo : I fucking dare you. 

It’s Pikachu! : i retract my statement, apologies 

Kirishima : ahdjskfkfk @ochako I’ll find the other emojis just for you b 

Ochako : ;-; Thankyou I’m sorry again :(

Kirishima : <3

John Cena : y’all cute 

Ochako : ??? 

John Cena : y’all should date :3 

Kirishima : ??????

Mina : ???????????

John Cena : what??? I’m just saying!! :3 

Kirishima : ????????? I’m not really into girls???? 

Ochako : and you know the people I kind of like????? 

John Cena : nono I know but just there was a cute vibe I wanted to know ;-;

Kirishima : Right… on that note I’m going to the gym 

Mina : have fun bb 

Ochako : ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

DJ funky limbs : hypocrite 

Ochako : :) 

 

Eijirou Kirishima to Katsuki Bakugo 

18:50

Kirishima : are you up for the gym?

Kirishima : that was a bit uncomfy could just blow off some steam 

Kirishima : dw if not it’s all good i know you don’t like going out with classmates sometimes 

Bakugo : let me grab my bag hold on

Bakugo : I don’t mind hanging out with you dumbass

Bakugo : besides I’d be a shit friend if I let you feel like shit on your own 

Kirishima : heh thanks man

Kirishima : see you downstairs?

Bakugo : sure 

Kirishima: :)



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18:29

UA Vegas

John Cena: @bakugo I see you texting Jirou in private dms 

Jirou: can you not look at my phone like???

John Cena: no I’m just interested why he responds to you and no one else

John Cena: omg are you dating?!

Jirou: no can we stop talking about this now 

John Cena: but I need to know!!!

It’s Pikachu!: I mean I’m curious but I don’t need to know, jirp doesn’t wanna talk about this 

It’s Pikachu!: jirou** 

Kyouka Jirou changed their name to Jirp

Bakugo: fucking hell you are the nosiest piece of shit I’ve ever seen in my life 

Bakugo: if you must know- i don’t reply to people I know will drag out a conversation when it’s ended

Small might: wait that makes so much sense you always respond if I just have a quick question then when I ask how your day is you legit cut me off 

Bakugo: That is literally what I have just explained. 

Small might: and then that’s why you don’t reply here cuz it’s constant, but when you want to speak you won’t hesitate to chat! 

Small might: this is like an epiphany holy shit 

Bakugo: on this note goodbye 

Small might: wait but what about Kirishima 

Small might: @bakugo what about Kirishimaaaaaaaaaaa

Small might: wait kiri is the Bakugo whisper he just knows ignore me 

Bakugo: @everyone STOP FUCKING MESSAHING ME WITH ONE WORD QUESTIONS 

Mina: ahdndnskd 

It’s Pikachu!: damn he caught on

Sero: Oof that’s a shame 

 

Private message 

Kyouka Jirou> Katsuki Bakugo

18:34

Jirou: I know you don’t like the idle chat but I just need to get it off my chest but hagakure is just annoying me so much with the gossip like? Let me text?

Bakugo: I get it 

Jirou: she seems different than usual and ughhhhhhhhhhhhh

Jirou: do you wanna hang out? I have a new hi hat for my drums 

Bakugo: is that your way of asking for support without asking for it 

Jirou: ,, yeah 

Bakugo: lmao okay

Jirou: thanks man 

 

18:47

UA Vegas

John Cena: BAKUFO HUST WENT TO JIRPS ROOM THEY ARE DATING 

Mina: babe I love your gossip but please don’t assume things? I bet you in 10 seconds the drums will start up 

Sero: 10 

Sero: 9

Sero: 8

Sero: 7

Sero: 7

Sero: wait no 6 

Sero: I give up 

Ochako: counting backwards from ten, not an easy job bestie 

Sero: I know :( 

Mina: called it besties it’s drum time

John Cena: maybe that’s to cover for pound town ;)

Mina: Toru. I’m putting a stop to it. They’re just friends. 

John Cena: :( okay sorry 

Lil funky grape boi: semi related but- if you were to get frisky what would be your in the mood music?

It’s Pikachu!: all star smash mouth 

Small Might: all star 

Lil funky grape boi: 👀 

It’s Pikachu!: midoribro is this? The start? Of something? Special? 

Small Might: some…

It’s Pikachu!: body once told me 

Small Might: the world is Gonna roll me 

Ochako: HAHDJFKS NO CUZ WE ALL KNOW THEYLL DO THE WHOLE THING IM STOPPING IT HERE 

Kermit: good shout 

Sero: what’s that really cheesy baby take off your coat but you can leave your hat on song 

Sero: I choose that it would be hilarious to strip tease both do and watch I wouldn’t stop laughing aha 

It’s Pikachu!: there’s soemthing personal there 

Sero: NO THWRES NOT 

Sero: I mean no there’s not 

DJ funky limbs: did you strip tease that song? 

Mmm monkey: I’m betting You did it in your room to try but realised how bad you were at it and gave up 

Sero: aha ahahahaaaa yeah but 

Mina: OH MY GOD WERE YOU WITH SOMEONE

Sero; whoomp there it is 

Po Himself: you did fucking not 

Sero; okay before Denks screams at me 

It’s Pikachu!: AIFKSK HOLY SHIT OKG DEETS NOW 

Sero; I was seeing someone for s bit and like yeah I wanted to lighten the mood and like I do a silly dance to it bur they thought I was being serious and called me the least sexy preying mantis they’ve seen and told me to go, but on my way out I fell over the coffee table and chipped my tooth so :’) 

Mina: HAHAHAHAHAHAJFJSKKG IM SORRY 

Lil funky grape boi : NONSEXY PREYING MANTIS

It’s Pikachu!: THATS HOW YOU CHIPPED YOUR TOOTH???????? DEADASS NO WAY 

Sero: y u p 

Sero: I now refuse to be funny in the bedroom 

Sero: tbh I now also just refuse to be in a bedroom that shits terrifying 

Kirishima: but what about to sleep? 

Sero: yes. I sleep in my own room. 

Kirishima: oh good :)

Mina: KIRI DID YOU PICK UP ON ANY OF THAT? 

Kirishima: yes :) 

DJ funky limbs: he didn’t 

Shoto: I did a strip once 

Ochako: HELLO WHAT

Small Might: UHHHHHH?? CONTEXT?????

Sero: CRYPTIDROKI YOU RETRIN RIGHT NOW 

Sexy Engine Legs changed Shoto Todoroki’s name to Cryptidroki

Sero: ty iida you’re the best

Sexy Engine Legs: :)

Cryptidroki; like the one you put on your leg and pull off? 

Mina: a garter????? 

Cryptidroki: no it takes hair off too

Kermit: … a wax strip?

Cryptidroki: yes, that 

It’s Pikachu!: JAJAKDKGKDKGKD NO 

It’s Pikachu!: NOT HIM CONFUSING YHEM IM DEAD BESTIES PLEASE IM GONE

Crypridroki: there was music though?

Ochako: you play music to wax your legs?

Cryptidroki: yes?

Lil funky grape boi: you wax your legs?

Cryptidroki: yes?

Mina: men can wax if they want no shame 

Lil funky grape boi: no I know I was just going to ask if it hurt cuz my legs are like hound dogs back 

Ochako: first of all ew, second of all do it coward

Lil funky grape boi: I will let you know if it cry

Ochako: Thankyou :)



19:58

UA Vegas 

John Cena: I’m sorry but we’re completely slipping over the fact Sero was with soemone? 

Mina: actually tbh that’s a good shout you didn’t tell us?

Sero: it wasn’t serious or anything 

It’s Pikachu!: no but still? We know everything about each other bestie :(

Sero: ahahahfj no I know but trust me when I say this person wasn’t worth knowing 

Kirishima; oh? Ouch 

Jirp: Awe shame I was hoping we could call them a unsexy mantis 

Lil funky grape boi: true dat

It’s Pikachu!: how’s the jam session go?! 

Jirp sent a photo 

:(Bakugo leaning against the drum kit in thought, a small smile on his face) 

Jirp: I think we’re writing something so actually decent! would you and @tokoyami and @meme queen be willing to rejoin for band stuff?? 

It’s Pikachu!: OMG YES 

Meme Queen: That’s exciting yes please!!! :)

Tokoyami: agreed

Kirishima: hhh 

Sero: what’s wrong??

Kirishima: WAIT SHIT WRONG CHAT 

Kirishima: I DONT EXIST 



Private message 

Eijirou Kirishima> Mina Ashido

20:12

Mina: I’m guessing that was to me :)

Kirishima: he’s so attractive ;-; 

Mina: stop pining and do something then! 

Kirishima: I don’t think he’s into guys let alone me 

Mina: boy-

Mina: I will slap you go talk to him and trust me 

Kirishima: I can’t atm they’re jamming :(

Kirishima: I’ll do it after pride 

Kirishima: probably

Mina; okay good shout 



20:14

UA Vegas

Jirp; but yeah I was thinking we could maybe do some more concerts? 

Jirp: I would say we could do smth for pride but it’s like this weekend I don’t think we’d have time :(

It’s Pikachu!: we can just enjoy pride then we’ll get the band back together for gigs!

Koda: dude we’re getting the band back together! ∩^ω^∩

Small Might: is that a phineas and ferb reference? 

Koda: :)!!!

Mmm monkey: koda literally bless your whole soul you deserve everything 

Ochako: not koda not speaking in here to come out with a p&f reference I love you omg 😭

Kermit: he is ferb, a quiet boi 

Koji Koda changed their name to Ferb

Ferb: :) :) 

Po himself: YOURE THE ONE WHO SETS THE BAR THE HAIRDO KING THE FASHION STAR 

Sero: YOURE FABULOUSSSSS

SPARKLY BABE: IM FABULOUS!!! Oh I’m fabulous ^_−☆

Ferb: ;v; <3

Mina: sorry Kiri and momo, your protecc privileges go to koda now 

Jirp: Thankyou for that koda <3

Jirp: BUT ANYWAY 

Jirp: yeah gigs sound nice 

Tokoyami: Indeed

Kermit: go be gay first then be band 

Sexy Engine Legs: Forgive me asking, but is that okay to say?

Kermit: iida I am gay 

Kermit: it’s fine 

Sexy Engine Legs: I was just asking!!! I’m unsure :( 

It’s Pikachu!: BAKS I SAW YOU TYPING YOU GOT SMTH TO SAY 

Bakugo: not really 

Mina: 👀 

Meme Queen: It’s a little late, I’m going to call it a night, if you may keep drumming to a minimum that’ll be much appreciated, but I’m going to make myself some earbuds anyway! :) 

Jirp: tbh baks is half asleep on my kit I think we’re packing up too 

Bakugo: fuck you goodnight 

John Cena: is he sleeping in your room?

Jirp: for the love of fuck no he’s heading back now 

John Cena: :/

Bakugo: fucking die all of you sleep gooDNIGHT. 

Kirishima: night bakubro!

Mina: heh

Mina: night night!



01:22

UA Vegas

Cryptidroki: what does my name mean? 






Chapter Text

06:29
UA Vegas

Kirishima: HAPPY PRIDE ILY ALL 

Kirishima : SO EXCITED FOR THE FESTIVAL PARADE THING LATER

Small Might : you’re up early

Kirishima : E X C I T E 

SPARKLY BABE : HEUEUEUUEEUUE YES BIG EXCITE <3 

Small Might : I am slightly fear for seeing you guys 

SPARKLY BABE : NO FEAR JUST LOVE WERE GOING ALL OUT HEHEH ☆彡

Kirishima : YES I NEED THIS TIME TO GET READY SEE YOU SOON ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

SPARKLY BABE: ME TOO ☆彡

Small Might: alrighty 

Small Might : happy pride friends <3 



13:19
UA Vegas

Jirp : damn aoyama wasnt kidding when he said he’d go all out earlier 

DJ funky limbs : Aoyama made the whole outfit himself right?

Ochako : and the wig??? Like damn go bestie 

It’s Pikachu! : ngl hes kinda hot in drag 

Mina : 👀????

Denki : what? He is?

Jirp : from an appreciating man perspective or a bi perspective?

It’s Pikachu! : I mean? Both? 

Jirp : AYYYY BI FIVE BESTIE 

It’s Pikachu! : AYYYYYYYYY NO WAYYYYY

Sero : happy for y’all but like AOYAMA JUST DEATH DROPPED???????? 

Mina : AYEEEE THATS MY BESTIE GO BABE GO 

Small Might : ngl slightly more terrified of Aoyama since he sneaks by my window *very* often

Small Might : I’m scared he’s gonna come by and do that drop through my window now 

John Cena : you have to admit that’s kind of bad bitch energy though 

Po Himself : wait didn’t kiri say he was planning something too?? Where is he?

Kermit : you’ve not seen him? Omg 

Kermit : he’s painted himself in rainbow and calling himself rainbow riot 

Kermit : he’s been on the big screen a few times already 

Mina : RAINBOW RIOT 

Mina : GOD I LOVE THAT MAN BLESS HIS HEART 

John Cena : 👀 wink wink?

Mina : BESTIE HE IS DRESSED AS A GAY HERO WE ARE NOT A THING

John Cena : am just kidding!

Sero : rainbow riot is legit so fucking cool though that’s such good rep for lgbtq+ hero folk 

Small Might : he looks so good as well 🙌 

Bakugo : message deleted 

Mmm monkey : he’s running round and just being a delight 

Mina : @bakugo 👀 

Ochako : protect this man at all costs 

Bakugo : fuck off

Tokoyami : excuse me interrupting-

Mina : baks we will revisit, continue tokoyami <3

Tokoyami : it appears aizawa and present mic are a couple

John Cena : IM SORRY WHAT 

Mina : HOLY FUCK WAIT WHERE SINCE WHEN 

Sexy Engine Legs : stop being so involved in the teachers lives it’s their privacy!!!!!

Sexy Engine Legs : wait they’re holding hands that’s very adorable 

Sexy Engine Legs :…

Sexy Engine Legs : ignore me 

Meme Queen : I’m proud of them, they look very happy together :)

Jirou : agreed

It’s Pikachu! : PPAAHHAH NOT MONOMA TRYING TO KISS BAKUGO 

DJ funky limbs : so much is happening holy fuck

Sero : Bakugo straight up gut punched him omg 

Sero : KIRI JUST FLEW IN AND TOLD BAKUGO OFF FOR HITTING THE GAYS 

Bakugo : I am gay I can hit them all I want. 

John Cena : ???? I thought you were fucking that Camie chick from your internship?

Bakugo : go back to your monkey @mmm monkey

Bakugo : also its just Camie, don’t call her “that Camie chick” 

John Cena : ooooh protective ;)

Bakugo : I don’t call you that invisible bitch do i? Shut up. 

Mmm monkey : ANYWAYS 

Mmm monkey : WAIT NO LEGIT ANYWAYS 

mmm monkey : IS SHIOZAKI EYEING UP TSU?

Kermit : what 

Kermit : we made eye contact 

Kermit : oh dear 

Kermit : the frogs are friggin gay 

Kermit : she’s coming over help

Mina : go get it tsu!!! Get yourself a viney babe! 

Kermit : help I’m too gay for this 

Kermit : she’s so pretty 

Jirou : get off your phone take a breath and go talk to her 

Lil funky grape boi : YOU GET THAT GIRL TSU 

Small might : whold on

Sero : whold 

Small might : kacchan? 💅🏼?

Bakugo : like you didn’t know Nerd stop acting surprised cats out the bag 

Small might : I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT BEING BI 

Bakugo : that’s a dick thing to joke about?

Lil funky grape boi : badum tss 

Bakugo : I will still punt you

Lil funky grape boi : understood 

Bakugo : but no I wasn’t joking

Small might : eeeeeee kacchan!!! ;-;-;-;

Bakugo : wtf no don’t you think about it 

Small might : EW NO NOT WHAT I MEANT 

Bakugo : OKAY GOOD 

Ochako : but like? Are y’all just not each other’s type or smth? Or is it just cuz y’all are brotherly?

Bakugo : both

Small might : both

Meme Queen : awe it’s nice you two admitting you’re brotherly! 

Bakugo : shush

Mina : I guess that means @bakugo you’re looking for someone a little manlier?

Mina : no offence deku

Small might : some taken please continue 

Bakugo : what?

Bakugo : wait what no why would you suggest that?

Mina : I DIDNT EVEN MENTION A NAME AND YOU THOUGHT OF SOMEONE DIDNT YOU YOU LIKE SOMEONE 

DJ funky limbs : omg is it who we’re all thinking of?

Bakugo : NO I DONT LIKE ANYONE 

Jirp : you’re blushing like crazy right now 

Bakugo : I will destroy your musical instruments 

It’s Pikachu! : WAIT IS??? MINA IS IT??????? AM I GUESSING RIGHT?????? 

Mina : I THINK SO

Bakugo : I DO NOT FUCKING LIKE ANYONE I AM  A  LONE HERO I DONT NEED AHYONE 

Ferb : everyone needs someone :) 

Bakugo : I CANT EVEN GET MAD AT YOU CUZ YOU NEVER SAY ANYTHING 

Bakugo : I NEED NO ONE THANKYOU VERY MUCH 

Ochako : awe koda <3 

DJ funky limbs : Bakugo not getting mad at koda>>>> 

Bakugo : CAN WE LEAVE ME ALONE

It’s Pikachu! : ofc bestie 

It’s Pikachu! : until later :) 

Bakugo : FUCK OFF 



15:18 
UA Vegas

Sexy Engine Legs : Help

Ochako : omg iida what’s wrong are you okay?

Sexy Engine Legs : I think a teacher has kids

Jirp : not seeing the problem Buddy 

Sexy Engine Legs : They’re sticking rainbow slime into my engines

Sexy Engine Legs : But I can’t say anything!!

Sexy Engine Legs : I told them not to as it was very bad for my quirk, and they started crying and another kid started shouting at me!

Sexy Engine Legs: Please help me, I can’t walk 

DJ funky limbs : oh no rip buddy 

Ochako : hahajdkd deku come with me, we’ll save you Iida 

Sexy Engine Legs : Thankyou :( 

 

17:49 
UA Vegas

Lil funky grape boi : straight guys are allowed at pride right? In support?

Jirp : there’s controversy sometimes, but if you’re a cishet man genuinely coming to support your classmates then that’s okay and welcomed :)

Lil funky grape boi: okay that’s cool 

Lil funky grape boi : just cuz every corner I’ve turned a guy has tried to hit on me? And I didn’t know if it was cuz at pride they think I’m not straight? So I started to question if I was allowed here? 

Sero : YOURE BEING HIT ON BY MEN?! 

Lil funky grape boi : yeah? 

Sero : WHERES MY FUCKING SHARE WTF LIKE NO OFFENCE MINETA BUT?????? 

Lil funky grape boi : NO I AGREE I DONT GET WHY ME BUT NOT YALL 

Mmm monkey : it’s because you’ve got your balls out 

Mmm monkey : badum tss 

Mina : HAHAJAJAJDKFK

Jirp : JAMGKZLGLSK FUCKIDKK

Its Pikachu! : HANDJGKSK OJIRO YOURE AMAZING

Lil funky grape boi : I hate each and every one of you 

Sero : are they hot tho? 

Lil funky grape boi: my balls? 

Sero : the guys hitting on you -_-

Lil funky grape boi : OH 

Lil funky grape boi : ehh 

Lil funky grape boi : I’m not saying I of all people can be fussy, but I could do better 

Sero : fair

John Cena : I just find it so funny how girls aren’t even interested but you’re being hit on by guys!!! XD

Lil funky grape boi : ha 

Sero : but no you’re allowed to be straight at pride, but that’s not the assumption usually ^^”

Lil funky grape boi : tbh it’s interesting

Lil funky grape boi : I assume this is how gay people feel when everyone assumes they’re straight ?

Jirp : tbh yeah, at least you’re aware 

Lil funky grape boi : ty, I’ll brb I need to finally tell this guy my balls are mine and women only sadly 

Lil funky grape boi : and kaminari 

It’s Pikachu! : ayyye ;) 

Jirp : Christ 



17:57 
Private message  
Eijirou Kirishima> Mina Ashido

Kirishima : MINA

Kirishima : HES GAY?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kirishima : MINA???????????????????

Kirishima : DID YOU KNOW?

Mina : anfndmf I don’t think he was really out? I’m surprised you didn’t know, esp with how much you like him

Kirishima : HHHHHHHHHH

Mina : hehe

Mina : dw I’ll make sure we play spin the bottle later ;) 

Kirishima : WAIT PLEASE DO NOT? I AM FEAR 

Mina : shush babe bestie mina is going to handle it all <3 

Kirishima : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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17:37
UA Vegas 

Kirishima : as much as I love body paints I feel so clean now ;-;

Sero : you were dope as rainbow riot homie please do that again

Small Might : yeah!! I saw some of the kids be super inspired by you! 

Ochako : yes! It was so adorable! 

Kirishima : awe guys ;-;

Kirishima: tbh aizawa came up and thanked me for some reason? Something about being able to be open with who I am and the fact I’m a hero?  

Tokoyami : oh.. I feel sorry for him now that’s really sad 

Kirishima : wait did I do something wrong?

Sexy engine legs : it looks like aizawa was thanking you because he never got to come out and be a hero, so he had to hide who he is for his hero career

Kirishima : WHAT? I WISH I GAVE HIM A HUG NOW ;-;

Kirishima : MY HEART IS SAD ;-;-;-;-;

Mina : don’t be sad!! You’re doing good in this world mr rainbow riot! 

It’s Pikachu! : my brain swapped world and mr so I just mr worldwide moment 

DJ funky limbs : it’s mr worldwide 

It’s Pikachu! : but yeah kiri you’re doing good shit!!! Ily homie!

Kirishima : :’)

It’s Pikachu! : and hehehe it’s almost time to do more good shit 

John Cena : heheheheh drinky game time 

Ochako : drinky game time :3c

Sexy Engine Legs : Just so I don’t get sued, is there anyone not attending, and/or not drinking?

Ferb : No drinks for me :’3

Cryptidroki : I have never tried drinking

Sero : oh really?!?!!!?!! 👀 

Bakugo : I’m not coming 

Kirishima : :( bro why 

Bakugo : I’ve had enough of you extras today 

Sero : but the 🍁 homie

Bakugo : another night

Mina : but I bought fireball cinnamon whisky just for you :( 

Bakugo : nice try 

Mina : guess I’ll have to give that whiskey to deku then, might be a little spicy for you Baks babe

Kermit : girl you are playing with fire 

Bakugo : you think you have a drink fucking deku could down but not me?!

Mina : you’re just gonna have to come prove it later ;)

Bakugo : I hate you 

Kirishima : come on bro it won’t be as fun without you, even iida is coming :(

Sexy engine legs : TO SUPERVISE. 

Meme Queen : Oh, you’re supervising? I’ll have some wine then. :) 

Sexy Engine Legs : Wait what? I’d like a small drink too at least…

Ochako : EVEN IIDA IS DRINKING?!

Bakugo : I’ll think about it 

Small Might : Kacchan you fucking coward come drink with us 

Its Pikachu! : have I ever told anyone how much I love Midoryia when he talks back to kacchan?

Bakugo : FINE but that whisky is mine you got it pink ass bitch 

Mina : all yours babe ;)

Kermit : this is going to be hell

Kermit : I am very excited 



18:10
UA Vegas 

Sero : here’s my plan for tonight 

Sero : get baked as fuck 

Sero : get bakugo pissed or baked either is fine 

Sero : get iida pissed enough he opens his shirt and has his tie round his head 

Sero : get someone together with someone else whether be a classmate or out of 2B

Sero : get kaminari to admit…

It’s Pikachu! : HOLD THE FRONT FUCKING DOOR 

John Cena : oh shit 

John Cena : Kaminari is there something you’d like to admit to now or forever hold your peace until we beat it out of you later?

It’s Pikachu! : begone I am mute 

Sero : and finally last thing on my list is to tape Mineta to the ceiling 

Lil funky grape boi : bruh why 

Sero : idk I just wanna see how long you’d stay up for?

Lil funky grape boi : iida aren’t you gonna interject? Like? Endangering a classmate??

Sexy Engine Legs : but funny :)

Mina : AHHSJDGKKD MOMENTS LIKE THIS I FEEL SOMEONES STOLE IIDAS PHONE WHEN HES JUST BEING INFLUENCED BY US SLOWLY 

Sexy engine legs : It would be funny, however I must say the ceiling is dangerous, Sero. Maybe the wall instead? 

Sero : deal 

Lil funky grape boi : GUYS??????????

Mmm monkey : rip fruit man 

Meme Queen : RIP :) 

Jirp : Momo best meme queen

Jirp : okay side note however 

Jirp : is said party like said group chat? 

Ochako : how so?

Jirp : whatever happens there stays there?

Mina : I can definitely assure that- however @John Cena I’d like to ask that you keep your gossips to tonight too and @everyone everything that happens tonight doesn’t get mentioned again unless it wants to be by whoever is involved by things 

Small Might : what do you thinks gonna happen?!?!

Mina : nothing bad! I just want tonight to be where people can have some flings or share secrets without feeling bad! It’s a safe space here and I’d hate for someone to feel they can’t act on a make out session for the sake of feeling they’ll be judged yknow?

It’s Pikachu! : this is looking very personal? 👀 

Mina : yeah I want Mineta to take me to pound town 

Lil funky grape boi : HELLO SORRY WHAT

DJ funky limbs : I- 

Kermit : bestie…

Mina : pfsssh I’m kidding, but things like this! I’m just saying we shouldn’t judge in this class!

Mina : we should be allowed to have experiences and not feel bad about them :) 

Sexy Engine Legs : That’s… actually really commendable, Thankyou for that, Mina. 

Mina : no worries babe ;) 

Lil funky grape boi : so :( no pound town for small grape man?

Mina : sorry boo, No pound town for small grape man <3 

Lil funky grape boi : back to kaminari I go :(

It’s Pikachu! : YOURE ALWAYS WELCOME WITH ME 

Lil funky grape boi : ily bestie 



18:42 
UA Vegas 

DJ funky limbs : I’ve just bought a shit ton of alcohol 

DJ funky limbs : didnt even have to use the fake ID

DJ funky limbs : but Thankyou anyway Momo 

Meme Queen : I’m very upset you guys made me make that. :(

Meme Queen : However, did you get the Golden Falls 1892 Wine I asked for? :) 

DJ funky limbs : two bottles <3 

Meme Queen : You’re the best! :) 

Mina : hehehehehe this is gonna be a blast 

DJ funky limbs : koda I see you typing yes I got the elderflower stuff you like and the raspberry version for you to try too 

Ferb : ;v; <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

Ochako : side note Shoji is proper boyfriend material 

It’s Pikachu! : I- THAT CAME OUT OF NO WHERE 

Jirp : NO I AGREE???

Mina : IVE VEEN THINKING THIS FOR SO LONG TY FOR AGREEING

Kirishima : tbh felt and agreed 

Mmm monkey : wait what 

DJ funky limbs : I’m honoured <3 

Lil funky grape boi : HOW CAN YOU JUST PASS THAT OFF??? 

Lil funky grape boi : YOU HAVE FOUR SUPER HOT PEOPLE FAWNING FOR YOU AND YOURE JUST LIKE yeah cool 

Lil funky grape boi : TAKE YOUR CHANCE OCTOMAN

Sero : did Mineta just call Kirishima hot?

Lil funky grape boi : no homo but yeah 

DJ funky limbs : I get you but like, I’m just fine, besides whatever happens at the party stays at the party ;)

Ochako : WHY DID I JUST FUCKING SWOON 

Ochako : FUCK SHIT RHAT WAS MEANT FOR MINAS DMS 

Jirp : HAJFKFKS NO I FEEL YOU THO HAJAJSKGKS 

It’s Pikachu! : it looks like the party has already started 😌

Mina : Shoji doing that kabedon thing to everyone later 😩

John Cena : MINETA HUST CALLED KIRI HOT ARE WE NOT DISCUSSING THAT?!?!?!?!!!!

Kirishima : we don’t have to discuss it :’)

Sero : okay 

Sero : is there anyone here that DOESNT find Kirishima hot? 

Kermit : as a lesbian, Kirishima would be the exception, like genuinely 

Sexy Engine Legs : I’m not interested in men as such, however I can appreciate you are a very attractive classmate.

Sero : iida basically just said no homo but yeah

Kirishima : I- 

Kirishima : I’m not sure what to do with this information 

Kirishima : ;-; Thankyou 

Mina : SEE I TOLD YOU YOU WERE HOT NO ONE DISAGREED AHAH 

 

Private message  
Mina Ashido> Eijiro Kirishima  
18:58 

Mina : Bakugo didn’t disagree either ;)

Kirishima : HE MIGHT JUST NOT HAVE HIS PHONE 

Mina : babe please I bet you he likes you. He might just need some liquid courage to admit that! 

Kirishima : :( ily but don’t give me false hope :( we’ll see what happens tonight 

Mina : that’s why I said things stay at the party, I was mainly speaking about bakugo, I want him to let loose a little, but I’d also like you to admit your feelings without feeling guilty in the morning okay? 

Kirishima : alright,, Thankyou 

Mina : ily <3 



19:00 
UA Vegas 

Ochako : but yes! What’s everyone’s drink of choice I need to know 🤔 

Ochako : I like the marshmallow gin with lemonade! It’s so sweet :3 

Small Might : it matches you awe 

John Cena : 👀 

SPARKLY BABE : 👀 Bonjour?

Small might : NOT-

Small Might : CUZ SHES SWEET AND SQUISHY CHEEKS LIKE A MARSHMALLOW

Small Might : IN A CUTE WAY NOT A BAD WAY

Small Might : BUT NOT IN THAT CUTE WAY YKNOW I WERE FRIENDSS

Small Might : FUCKKKK MY LIFE GOODBYE

S mall might left the chat 

Ochako : I- 

Mina : huehuehuehuehuehue 

Bakugo : lmaoooo

SPARKLY BABE : I KNOW WHOS GETTING TRUTHS AND DARES FROM ME ;) ☆彡

Ochako : NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Jirp : my fave drink is the dark fruits cider that shit is good

Mina : JIRP? WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING 

Jirp : AND IM SAVING HER FOR NOW BUT ALSO SO WE HAVE MORE TO PESTER ABOUT LATER 

 

Private message    
Katsuki Bakugo> Izuku Midoryia  20:07

Bakugo : oi

Midoryia : go away Kacchan I don’t want your teasing 

Bakugo : I’m not going to Jesus Christ just fucking listen to me for a single minute? 

Midoryia : what then 

Bakugo : do you like her?

Midoryia : youre gonna tease me 

Bakugo : so yeah 

Midoryia : kacchan.

Bakugo : I was going to tell you to figure it out tonight. 

Midoryia : what do you mean? 

Bakugo : it’s fucking clear she likes you, fucking raccoon eyes said it’s a night to not feel ashamed or whatever 

Bakugo : just idk if you like her then try it out 

Midoryia : holy shit you’re helping me 

Midoryia : but like? That’s great and all kacchan but I don’t even know how Id yknow?

Bakugo : get busy?

Midoryia : NO!!!!!

Midoryia : like,, kiss her or whatever if we played spin the bottle there’s a 1/20 chance it’ll land on her by coincidence and I don’t wanna talk to hagakure about sneaking it!

Bakugo : I think most people have got the message to reveal your crushes in truth or dare. But if you need an extra hand just count on me. 

Midoryia : Gee, Thankyou kacchan :)

Midoryia : wait what are you gonna do 

Bakugo : :)

Midoryia : KACCHAN?!?!!!!!!!!!

 

20:12   
UA Vegas 

Small might joined the chat

Small Might : I am here

Jirp : all might kinnie 

Small might : NOT A KIN JUST A MEGAFAN

Mina : CALM MIGHT KINNIE 

Mina : I’m just getting ready but! Meet you guys downstairs for 8:45?

It’s Pikachu! : you’re getting ready?!

Mina : I wanna look good :) I’m not sitting there in my pjs and no makeup 

It’s Pikachu! : fair point- I too will get ready :3 

Jirp : see y’all soon! 


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08:30 
The gal pals 

Pinkie pie: good morning my loves

Pinkie pie: how are we feeling after last night :) 

Floaty McFloatface: I literally hate you with a passion 

Pinkie pie: Mhm :) and how are those hickeys?

Floaty McFloatface: we’re no longer friends ;-;

Keroppi: they did look pretty,, harsh?? Put some antiseptic cream on later :)

Floaty McFloatface: :’)

I <3 MCR: I am absolutely hanging 

I <3 MCR: oh shit

Pinkie pie: hmmmmmmm????? 👀

Mama momo: My, I don’t remember ever having so much fun! but wow my head hurts :( 

Invisabitch: hehehe Mina where did you end up 👀 

Pinkie pie: in my own bed Thankyou very much, ya girls a ho but a sensible one ;)

Mama momo: We shouldn’t really be ho’s at this age :( 

Pinkie pie: it’s a figure of speech boo dw I’m not sleeping around 

Mama momo: Oh good :)

Invisabitch: AHAHAHAHAHA

I <3 MCR: NOT A FUCKING WORD

Invisabitch: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Floaty McFloatface: WHAT HAPPENED 

Pinkie pie: WHAT 

I <3 MCR: NO 

Invisabitch: JIROUS DOING A WALK OF SHAME 

Keroppi: omg 

Floaty McFloatface: FROM WHERE OMG

Invisabitch: DENKIS ROOM AAAAAAAAA

Pinkie pie: AAAAAAAAAA

Floaty McFloatface: AHHHHHHHHH 

I <3 MCR: I quit life okay thanks 

Pinkie pie: HOW WAS IT 

I <3 MCR: I SAID I QUIT LIFE GO AWAY 

Mama momo: what’s a walk of shame? 

Keroppi: oh momo,,,,

Mama momo: is it something bad? Are you okay?

Keroppi: please just Google this one :’)

Mama momo: okay :)

Mama momo: JIROU??????

I <3 MCR: please can we just Leave it :( /srs

Pinkie pie: okee boo

Floaty McFloatface: Toru where did you go? You disappeared early?

Invisabitch: was just with the mans dw 😌

Pinkie pie: IM SORRY? THE MANS??? 

Invisabitch: ahahfjsk did I not tell you ojiro and I were dating? 

Floaty McFloatface: WHAT

Pinkie pie: SINCE WHEN

Keroppi: this is news omg

I <3 MCR: holy shit 

Mama momo: You never mentioned that!!! 

Invisabitch: hahaha oops my bad 

Invisabitch: but yeah he was p drunk at that point so I took him upstairs but he ended up feeling pretty ill so I just stayed

Pinkie pie: not a cover up?

Invisabitch: nope genuinely mans just a fucking lightweight :’)

Floaty McFloatface: lmao rip

Pinkie pie: WAIT UH HAHAHA????

Keroppi: what’s up????

Pinkie pie: I DRUNK TEXTED A GUY??????? 

Pinkie pie: AHAHAHAHAHF????

Floaty McFloatface: WAIT HUH???? IS IT GOOD OR BAD

Pinkie pie: IDK??????? HE SEEMS CHILL?????? 

Invisabitch: I don’t see why you shouldn’t see it through?????? Unless he’s??? Not nice???

Mama momo: Is he from UA?? :)

Pinkie pie: no from middle school?

Pinkie pie: he was just sort of in my class but we barely spoke? He messaged a few times before I came here but?? He seems okay????

Pinkie pie: tbh he’s very cute

Floaty McFloatface: do it coward 

I <3 MCR: do it do it 

Pinkie pie: shush 

Floaty McFloatface: make us 

Floaty McFloatface: we won’t shush until you message him sober 

Pinkie pie: you are aware I have photos of what happened last night I am not afraid to share to the group

Floaty McFloatface: noted we will shush 

I <3 MCR: but cmon, you’ve been complaining you’re single for the past 6 months, what’s the harm in a date :( 

Pinkie pie: hhhh true 

Pinkie pie: putting a pin in it for when I’m less hungover :’) 

 

8:53 
UA Vegas

It’s Pikachu! : UH HI YEAH MINA DID YOU MEAN WHAT YOU SAID 

It’s Pikachu!: WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT STAYS AT LAST NIGHT???????

Mina: hehehehe 👀

It’s Pikachu!: MINA PLS?????

Mina: yes bby, unless ppl wanna talk about last night then everything stays there ^^

Ochako: you bitch you made us talk about last night 

Mina: girls group chat totally different 

Ochako: my hate for you increases 

Mina: :) 

Mina: side note if anyone would like to talk about anything confidentially, my door is always open ^^

Sero: tbh mine is as well if y’all don’t wanna go to Mina 

Sero: like??? Not in a bad way but??? 

Mina: I get it! We girls have our own gc for a reason, I can imagine it’s the same with y’all ^^ 

It’s Pikachu!: SERO IM COMING TO YOU

Sero: can I at least get dressed and breakfast?

It’s Pikachu!: NO

Sero: Damn Aight 

Sero: see you on the other side homies 

Mina: oop enjoy 

Kirishima: ;-;-;-;- I can only apologise for my drunk self Jesus ;-;

Ochako: you’re okay! Was quite funny tbh ^^”

SPARKLY BABE: I v much love your drunk confidence ;) ☆彡

Kirishima: anfnsk thanks guys 

Bakugo: Right. 

Kirishima: morning! 

Bakugo: shut up 

Bakugo: Okay. 

Bakugo: Who in the FUCK drew on my face. 

Bakugo: In PERMANENT ink. 

Lil funky grape boi: oop

Bakugo: WAS IT YOU 

Lil funky grape boi: NO I SWEAR 

Bakugo: If no one owns up in the next hour, I will start sharing secrets. 

Bakugo: It’s your demise. 

Ochako: that’s super unfair! You’re gonna hurt the person that owns up!

Bakugo: Round cheeks has a journal with all her secret thoughts and feelings. 

Ochako: whoever it was better own up right now :) 

Tokoyami: My sincerest apologies Bakugo, Dark shadow is very convincing when drinking

Bakugo: I’ll have a lot of fun sparring with you. 

Tokoyami: That’s fair. 

Small Might: holy motherfucking Christ does my head hurt

Sexy Engine Legs: Really? You swearing as much as Bakugo?

Small might: Iida my friend, I love you dearly 

Small Might: but I politely ask you to fuck off  

Small Might: I can barely see straight right now 

Bakugo: Fucking lightweight 

Small Might: kacchan you can suck my ass shut the fuck up 

DJ funky limbs: hungover deku is my favourite now

Bakugo: lmao

Ochako: deku do you remember anything from last night? :’)

Small Might: dw I remember it all

Small Might: a little too clearly tbh 

Sero: lmaooooooooo hungover deku is also my favourite 

Small Might: the world is too bright im going back to bed 

Lil funky grape boi: want me to bring you some water and painkillers?

Small Might: please 

Small Might: don’t make a sound or I will punt you 

Lil funky grape boi: noted, I’ll be 3 mins 

 

9:12
Izuku>Ochako

Izuku: hey 

Ochako: hi? 

Ochako: what’s up? 

Izuku: how’s your neck? 

Ochako: aakfjsk oh shit you do remember everything 

Ochako: uhhhhhh honestly looks like a vampire attacked me in the night but it’s all good! Thankfully my hero suit covers it :p

Izuku: I’m sorry

Ochako: don’t be lmao, was kinda hot tbh 

Ochako: hhhhhh forget I said that 

Izuku: lmao

Izuku: listen when I’m more myself do you wanna idk plan a date or something?

Izuku: low-key I didn’t ask before cuz I didn’t think you liked me back but after yesterday yknow

Izuku: might as well shoot my shot 

Ochako: AAA YES 

Ochako: hhhh I eeeee 

Ochako: HOLD ON 

 

9:16
Ochako> Mina 

Ochako: HE ASKED ME OUT MY BRAIN IS FUMBLE

Mina: SAY YES YOUD LOVE TO IDIOT DONT KEEP HIM WAITING

Ochako: OKAY 

 

9:19
Ochako> Izuku

Ochako: HI YES ID LOVE TO 

Ochako: SORRY BRAIN ISNT WORKING EITHER 

Ochako: ID V MUCH LOVE THAT YES OKAY THANKYOU 

Izuku: lmao okay good good

Izuku: I’m going to go pass out, we’ll talk later <3 

Ochako: eeee okay feel better soon! <3

 

9:21
The Gal Pals

Floaty McFloatface: EEEEEEEEEEEE

Floaty McFloatface sent a screenshot 

I <3 MCR: smooth 💀 

I <3 MCR: but happy for you holy shit!!!

Pinkie pie: FUCK YEAH GET IN THERE 

Pinkie pie: low-key he’s kinda attractive when he’s straight to the point 👀 

Ochako: back off >:(

Pinkie pie: ahdjjskf just saying! 

Keroppi: nice!!!! 

Invisabitch: HEHE MEANS WE CAN GO ON DOUBLE DATES

Floaty McFloatface: maybe!

Mama momo: Very happy for you! :) I’ve also started some breakfast, since Sato isn’t awake and Bakugo doesn’t seem very social, if you’d like to come help it would be very much appreciated! And you can have first dibs on the strawberries! :)

I <3 MCR: ilysm be down in a mo 

 

9:32
UA Vegas

Cryptidroki: I am aware we’re not meant to talk about last night

Cryptidroki: however

Cryptidroki: I have made a large mistake 

Sexy Engine Legs: What happened? Is everything okay? 

Cryptidroki: I apparently know my father’s card details

Cryptidroki: I have apparently spent a lot of money

Cryptidroki: and I have no idea what on

Mmm monkey: ahahahs omg no way man 

John Cena: how do you spend so much on something you forgot?!?!

Cryptidroki: I don’t know! 

Cryptidroki: and because the billing address is on his card he gets the receipts so I can’t even check what I bought

Cryptidroki: oh he’s calling me 

Sero: rip cryptidroki you shall be missed 

SPARKLY BABE: Please tell me there’s something sparkly in there :’) ☆彡

DJ Funky limbs: we must await

 

9:45
UA Vegas

Cryptidroki: So it looks like some of you got some gifts on me

Cryptidroki: dads not mad just disappointed but when has he never been

Cryptidroki: @ochako it seems you have a years supply of Mochi being delivered every week

Ochako: holy fuck I love you

Cryptidroki: Thankyou. @bakugo and @sato apparently I’ve ordered you new cooking and baking supplies

Bakugo: cool

Po Himself: Damn thanks

Cryptidroki: I’ve ordered a disco ball for the common area

SPARKLY BABE: YES 

Cryptidroki: we’ve all got passes to an amusement park 

It’s Pikachu!: shoto you’re the best

Cryptidroki: and @kirishima apparently the most expensive thing was I managed to find signed Crimson Riot merch including one of his old hero suits or whatever from some weirdo collector selling it on eBay, I bid a little too much but it’s all yours now 

Kirishima: I—

Jirp: whoever is Screaming I can hear them from the kitchen 

Sero: yup that’s kiri 

Small Might: tell him to shut up, my head hurts 

Cryptidroki: help

Cryptidroki sent a photo: [Kirishima sobbing as he hugs him around the waist]

Cryptidroki: it appears I’ve met my fate, goodbye

Meme Queen: Well! For anyone alive and hungry, the girls and I made some breakfast! :)

Po Himself: you’re the best ;-; 

DJ Funky Limbs: coming down ^^

 

13:39
Kirishima> Bakugo

Kirishima: hey you’re not mad at me are you?

Kirishima: pls don’t leave me on read 

Kirishima: you just told me to shut up earlier I just wanna know if I did something or if it was cuz of your face 

Kirishima: not cuz of your face the drawing you know what I mean

Kirishima: or if you’re upset at what happened at the party 

Kirishima: I’m sorry if I made you uncomfortable at all

Kirishima: alrighty,, just message if you need anything man 




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It wasn’t unusual for Kaminari to come bursting into Sero’s room whenever he had a problem, it was rather expected actually. Sero had grown used to the little routine of getting tea ready, with some snacks and video games ready for when the serious conversations had ended. He enjoyed it actually. 

What he didn’t enjoy was when Kaminari burst into his room without warning.

It set Sero off knowing he wasn’t able to get his little routine ready, so he knew he wouldn’t be in the best mindset without his warm drink. But this time Kaminari hadn’t even given him the time to get dressed or even get something to eat.

The raven haired boy was about of give a piece of his mind as he was startled out of bed, but upon glancing at the loud blonde intrusion at his door, he settled slightly with concern.

Denki stood there, eyes wide and panting heavily like he just ran there. He had no shirt, but an alarming amount of love bites and scratches decorated his body just as well. Before Sero could even open his mouth to ask, the blonde was already flopping onto his bed in tears. 

“Hanta, I fucked up man!”

Sero was still trying to process the daylight seeping into his room, let alone the crying Kaminari. The best thing he could do was throw his spare blanket onto the boy in hopes to give him the slightest bit of decency. 

He watched as the blonde graciously snuggled into it with another sob, big eyes now staring up at Sero, awaiting instructions or comfort. The taller boy couldn’t help but give a sympathetic smile as he rested a hand on Kaminari’s head.

“Whatever you did, I’m sure it’ll be okay.” 

Denki blinked a few times before shaking his head, Hanta’s hand slipping off at the action. 

“Nuh-uh, I can never come back from this one this time Buddy, I’m fucked. I’m dead. I’m gone. That’s the end of me man.”

Denki shivered in the blanket as Sero pouted, he’d have to do a little more prying. 

“Well, maybe you wanna tell me what happened before assuming I have the answer?”

He didn’t mean it to sound as harsh as it came out, but somehow it did the trick. The second Kaminari’s mouth opened, a stream of words poured out, unable to stop.

“I slept with my best friend!” He wailed and tucked the blanket over him. “She even stayed the night, but I don’t think she knew I was awake when she woke up and she just swore and shuffled out of my room, that’s not a good sign, bro!”

Ah, the walk of shame. Though there was one more question that needed to be answered to finally crack the centre of the Kaminari-nut. 

“You have many best friends, homie. Who are we talking about here?”

“Jirou!”

Suddenly, it all clicked into place. Jirou and Kaminari had formed one of the strongest friendships in the class by second year, they were practically inseparable. Whenever anyone asked them about dating they both swore they were incredibly happy how they were, and both had crushes on other people. And now the fact they had slept together on a drunk whim, Sero completely understood why the blonde was freaking out. 

“Hey, hey. Oi, no snot on my bed sheets” Sero flicked Denki’s forehead, making him look up again. 

“What do you want from this?”

“Huh?” Kaminari tilted his head slightly. 

“Did you realise you wanted more than a friendship or are you worried you messed it up and just want to go back to being friends?” Sero spoke softly as he began stretching out. He could at least start his morning wake up routine at the same time. 

“I just wanna be friends again, it was nice yeah, very nice even, but we’re friends man, I wouldn’t trade that for the world!” 

Kaminari sobbed again, making Sero sigh as he rubbed his nose on his favourite blanket once more. 

“Have you messaged her asking if you’re still okay?”

“I’m allowed to do that?”

The sheer frustration on the taller boys face could only be described as a second away from slapping the blonde. As much as he loved his best friend, there was only a couple of brain cells residing in his brain at some points. 

“Yes you dumbass, message to just ask if you’re all okay, she won’t take offence by that.” 

Denki sniffled, seemingly calmed by the other’s words as he pulled out his phone. 

 

9:24
Denki > Kyoka

Denki : hey so uh 

Denki : fuck words 

Denki : I hope we’re still friends 

Denki : like after yesterday, I don’t want it to affect us or anything 

Kyoka : oh thank god no no we’re fine we’re still friends if you’re still cool with that 

Denki : yeah????? Why wouldn’t I be cool I was worried you’d hate me ;-;

Kyoka : you’re such a loser lmao no we’re fine

Kyoka : I’m sorry I shuffled out this morning, I just was a little shocked Seeing where I was haha

Denki : it’s okay dwdw I was awake I heard it all 💀 

Kyoka : omg embarrassing

Kyoka : but we’re fine

Denki : we’re fine :) 

Kyoka : and you’re not tooooo bad in bed I guess XD

Denki : oh shut up you were loving it 

Kyoka : :p 

Kyoka : we’re making breakfast, let Sero know as well we’ll be done in 10 ^^ 

Denki : alrighty! 

 

Sero watched as Kaminari breathed a sigh of relief and shoved his phone into his face. He scanned the messages, raising an eyebrow at Jirou’s comment but decided against saying anything. 

“We’re cool homie, Thankyou so much for this” Denki wiggled happily before hopping up and heading to Sero’s wardrobe. 

“We’ve got breakfast coming up, can I borrow a hoodie?” At this point the blonde was already half deep in Sero’s wardrobe. 

Sero just blinked again, this is why he liked having tea, it woke him up instead of dealing with too much energy. He mumbled a nod before tumbling out of bed himself, slipping on his joggers and shirt as Kaminari claimed one of his old hoodies. 

“Thanks man you’re literally the best.” The blonde tightly wrapped his arms around the other boy’s waist, before unraveling himself and bouncing towards the door. 

“Sure man. Uh, yeah.” Hanta rubbed his face and followed out. It wasn’t often he was this overwhelmed, but he just hoped breakfast could sort it. 

 

10:32
UA Vegas

Po himself : Momo that breakfast was so good tysm

Ochako : yeyeyes tytytyty!!!!

Meme Queen : you’re very welcome!! :)

Jirp : it was amazing ty ilyily 

Meme queen : I keep seeing it but what does ily mean? :) 

Mina : oh boo it means “I love you” ily is it shortened down, like ty is thank you? 

Meme queen : Oh!! Thankyou for explaining! :) 

Lil funky grape boi : is everyone Aight btw? A lot didn’t come down for breakfast :(

DJ Funky limbs : I think a lot of people are still a bit fucked over

Lil funky grape boi : true but I wouldn’t have expected bakugo or ojiro to miss out on free food?

John Cena : Ojiro can barely keep water down atm I don’t think pancakes are the best idea :’) 

It’s Pikachu! : how would you know? 👀 

John Cena : ??? He’s my boyfriend???

Lil funky grape boi : WHAT

It’s Pikachu! : WHAT WHEN

Sero : ??!!!

Po Himself : holy shit 

John Cena : ????? I stg we told you all 💀 like 5 months ago???

It’s Pikachu! : I’m shook homies damn 

 

10:37
Sero > Kirishima

Sero : hey man you doing okay? You seemed a bit down at breakfast

Kirishima : I’m okay, bit hungover ^^” thinking of going on a walk or smth in a bit to clear the good old brain 

Sero : alrighty if you’re sure? I’m here if you wanna chat or need a walking bro 

Kirishima : I’m sure, thanks man, hoping you’re alright too? 

Sero : same as you man same as you :’)

Kirishima : lmao alrighty ily bro

Sero : ly2 dude <3 

 

10:45
UA Vegas 

Aizawa entered the chat

Aizawa : I know what happened 

Hizashi entered the chat

It’s Pikachu! : oh shit it’s the cops

Kermit : Kaminari! >:(

It’s Pikachu : sorry tsu, sorry sir 

Aizawa : You later. 

Hizashi : Hey hey lemme talk to the lil listeners, you’ll scare them off :( 

Aizawa : I’m mad at them, I don’t care. 

Hizashi : :( you’ve been stressing too much, I’ll handle this one 

Aizawa : I hate you. 

Aizawa left the chat

Hizashi : right 

Hizashi : listen up fuckers you done messed up

DJ Funky Limbs : I am now more scared of Present mic than I am Aizawa

Hizashi : lmao I’m kidding but fr y’all should listen up, you have kinda messed up but that’s why I’m good copping :)

Hizashi : we’re not exactly mad at you guys for  having a party, tbh aizawa and I did this exact same stuff at your age

Lil funky grape boi : oh sweet thanks 

Hizashi : I’m not finished lil grape man

Hizashi : they’re rather disappointed in y’all not trusting us to tell us you were having a party :( Someone couldve got seriously hurt or we had no idea how much alcohol y’all had and or if you were doing drugs?!

Hizashi : let alone using protection for the nasty times 

Jirp : I’m actually gonna hurl 

Hizashi : condoms aren’t a joke lil listener!

Jirp : you’re no longer my favourite teacher 

Hizashi : :(

Hizashi : regardless, Shoji buying alcohol got found out by some press and there’s some rumours and it’s come down on our heads saying we’re not taking care of our students and y’all are rebelling. We don’t wanna be the bad guys and say no parties but please don’t make us bad guys to the press either 

Hizashi : we can buy alcohol if you need it, yeah we probably won’t buy the 30+ bottles I saw you with the other night but we can buy enough for you to have a good time without giving you too much to be in danger 

John Cena : holy shit you’re condoning us drinking?

Hizashi : no 

Hizashi : I’m condoning you drinking, aizawa wants to punish you all for it 

It’s Pikachu! : so hypothetically,, if we wanted another party and we told you,, would you have to be present? Or would we have limits?

Hizashi : god no I don’t wanna be funking on your groove Or see you play gross kissing games 

Hizashi : it wouldn’t be limited per se, some of us would probably come in and check how you are and if we see like? People passed out or things broken then we’ll probably put a stop to it, but if you’re sensible then we trust you enough to leave you to it 

Hizashi : to quote my favourite film, “if you’re gonna drink I’d rather you do it in the house” 

Mina : is your favourite film mean girls? 

Hizashi : absolutely, but my point still stands 

Hizashi : if you’re gonna drink, give me money and a list and I’ll get it. If you’re gonna do the nasty, you ask me for protection

Hizashi : and for the love of god if you’re doing weed cuz I know some of y’all are doing weed you gotta ask me, I can get you safe stuff but you better roll me a joint as a Thankyou as well. 

Hizashi : we got that? 

Hizashi : Aizawa is going to give you all extra homework but I’m sure none of you will complain after I’ve offered my conditions?

It’s Pikachu! : no sir, Thankyou sir

Jirp : you’re back to my fave teacher 

Ochako : you’re the best tysm!

Sexy Engine Legs : Mr Aizawa is okay with this?

Hizashi: no is that Iida with that nickname 😭

Sexy Engine Legs: I’m sorry sir, should I change it?

Hizashi : omg no dont

Hizashi : but aizawa will be, I think 

Hizashi : we keep our agreements 

Hizashi : powerloader and I will keep checks on you and keep the others away, as long as you tell us about parties and trade a couple of things in return 

Hizashi : Like joints or Sato’s fluffy pancakes 

Hizashi : Aight??

Lil funky grape boi : holy shit ily sir

DJ funky limbs : Thankyou sir you’re the best

Sexy Engine Legs : Yes, Thankyou sir, may I ask what a joint is? I want to know if we need to buy any beforehand 

Sero : dw man I’ll sort that 

Hizashi : I KNEW IT WAS YOU 

Hizashi : Higari owes me a drink 

Sero : deadass 💀 

Sexy Engine Legs : What is a joint?! 

Hizashi : Aight I’m off before he narcs me 

Hizashi : stay safe listeners 

Hizashi left the chat

It’s Pikachu! : OFFICALLY love present mic

Ochako : an actual king I love him 😩

Mina : omg not mic buying us shit 

Sexy Engine Legs : I’m not sure how I feel about this.

Sexy Engine Legs : Won’t he get in trouble all the same?

Lil funky grape boi : I think he knows that tho? I’m sure he wouldn’t have offered if he was seriously going to get into trouble?

DJ funky limbs : the grape speaks the truth 

Sexy Engine Legs : Fine, if you insist. 

Sexy Engine Legs : But please, what is a joint? 

Sero : You’ll find out soon pal, dw about it too much 

10:52
Yaomomo > mina

Yaomomo : Hi Mina. :) 

Mina : hey boo what’s up

Yaomomo : Is your offer still available? For us to come to your room and chat? :)

Mina : oh! Yeah ofc b! My door is open, I’m just doing my makeup but come in any time ^^ 

Yaomomo : Thankyou! I’ll be up soon, you like jasmine tea yes? :)

Mina : I do! Ty you’re the best! See you soon! 

Chapter Text

It wasn’t the best morning in the world, Mina woke up with a banging headache and a dry mouth from the glorious hangover she was sporting. Though after reading all the masters goss in the chat and eating breakfast with the others, she felt she could cope for the day at least.

And the first step to that was sorting out the groggy mess that was her face.

She even shocked herself going downstairs without even a hint of foundation or mascara after such a rough night, but desperate times call for desperate measures. Though now she finally had the motivation to start her look for the day.

Mina was halfway through gluing a fake eyelash to her eye when she heard a knock at her door.

“Come in!” She knew exactly who it was, the texts she got before confirmed that, though she would always allow anyone to come into her room if needed. 

A shy pair of sweet eyes peeked around the door as it opened slightly. Yaoyorozu shuffled in quickly with a small tray of tea and assorted snacks in her hand. Mina couldn’t help but notice she looked shy, less confident than usual, but she’d wiggle into that once she’d made the other girl comfortable. 

“Hey gorgeous! You can take a seat on my bed, lemme just shove this eyelash into my face.” The pinkette stuck her tongue out in concentration, hearing a few squeaks of her bed springs behind her. After a moment, she blinked a good few times. Success. 

She spun on her swivel seat and dragged herself over to Yaoyorozu, who was politely perched on the end of the bed, tea tray in her lap. She still hadn’t said a word since she’d walked in which worried Mina even more. 

She wondered how to approach this, for anyone else, she would’ve delved into the, ‘alright what’s up’ method, but Momo was much more fragile, and intelligent, for that. She’d have to try something else. 

“The tea smells lovely!” It was a start. “You even bought my favourite snacks? You’re the best!”

Her attempt elicited a small wobbly smile out of the girl, but nothing more. 

With a sympathetic smile, Mina grabbed the tray and placed it aside before grabbing Momo’s hands in her own. She stroked them softly as she looked into the other’s eyes. 

“What’s wrong, sugar?”

Those three words managed to break the taller girl down. Yaoyorozu’s lip began to quiver as she burst into tears, pulling her hands away to cover her face. 

Mina was startled to say the least, she’d never seen her class rep break down so easily. It was heartbreaking, even to her. With a frown, she stood from her chair and pulled Yaoyorozu into her chest, stroking her hair as she let her sob. 

“You can tell Auntie Mina anything, you know that right?” Her voice was gentle, not wanting to step on a landline of uncertainty. “I’m never gonna judge, or give you bad advice. Or give you any advice if you just want me to listen and be here.” 

She waited a few moments before going to speak again, but a soft mumble cut her off. 

“At the party…” Momo hiccuped. “I don’t know if it was the alcohol or the atmosphere… but…” 

Mina rubbed her back waiting for her to finish. Her mind wandered of what it could be. Did she drink too much? Did she sleep with someone too? Did someone cross her boundaries? She tensed at the last thought, ready to beat someone up, when…

“I started feeling attracted to some of the girls…”

Oh. 

Mina wanted to laugh a little bit, all this sobbing because her friend had a couple of gay thoughts? That was perfectly fine, if not normal! She could handle this. 

“And you know that’s okay right?” Mina hummed softly. 

“No it’s not!” Momo pushed back and stared up at Mina. Her eyes were red and full of tears ready to shed again. “It’s really not okay… I’m, I’m not meant to have thoughts like that.”

The pinkette was slightly startled, was Momo homophobic or was this just internalised? She had never had a problem with people coming out, or the pride event at all, so there must be something deeper rooted. 

“And why isn’t it okay for you to think that, Momo? A lot of us have those thoughts, and you don’t think we’re wrong for having them, do you?” 

Momo shook her head violently, the regret showing on her face. 

“No! No, not at all!” She waved her hands in a panic. “Just for me…” 

Yaoyorozu took a deep breath and dipped her head. She knew she was talking to the floor, but it was the only way she could continue speaking without crying. 

“I’ve just always seen myself marrying a man, my family has too, I’ve got a list of suitors lined up for when we graduate. My parents are very kind and said I don’t need to say yes to anyone, but it was just to help out.”

Mina nodded as she listened, taking a seat back on her chair.

“It’s never been said outright, but it’s clear I’m expected to continue my family’s name and bloodline through my own children. I’m already taking a step out of that by going down a hero path, I want to do my family proud, I don’t want to take away my final connection by… not being able to carry that bloodline on.” 

Momo lifted her head slightly, staring at the pinkette who just blinked back at her.

“I don’t want to settle into getting a gir- dating wom- being attracted to women, argh! When I’ve already got my future planned out.” 

Mina gave her a sad smile. To have such ambition and plans at this age must be so taxing for her. She thought for a moment before picking up the rejected tea, shoving a cup into Momo’s hands as she grabbed her own as well.

“Okay, you’ve got a little bit of internalised homophobia. No, don’t speak, you’re not homophobic, but you are to yourself. Let me explain.” Mina dipped her tea.

“You think dating a woman is a bad thing, for yourself. When it’s really not. You’re in high school, you’re meant to explore these things, so that your future can go smoothly and you don’t have any ‘I wish I did this when I was younger’ regrets when you’re old and grey.”

Momo went to speak, but Mina placed her finger to her lips. 

“For all you know, Momo, you could be bi, you like women and men, and you end up marrying a man. You’re still okay to be attracted to women.” She explained. “Or you could be a lesbian, and you make your own family. Bloodlines are an old thing now, you can always adopt a kid, or even with science stuff now you can have you and your partner’s DNA in a kid or whatever.” 

“Or even, you could’ve just got drunk and had a bit of a gay fantasy you wanna try out, which is fine too, and honestly mood. But you’re way too young to be worrying about having children. You need to live life a little before planning your wedding. Have you even fucked anyone yet?”

Yaoyorozu’s face flushed red as she gave Mina a gentle slap on the arm. If it wasn’t for the tea in her mouth, she would’ve called her out for such an inappropriate question. 

“I’m taking that as a no.” Mina giggled lightly, “but you see my point? There’s no need to worry about marriage and kids if you don’t even know what you like in the bedroom! Coming from me, I say explore your thoughts a little, whether you act on them is up to you, but don’t tell yourself off for a normal feeling, okay?” 

Momo nodded lightly, placing her tea down on her lap.

“What if people think it’s weird though? Or think I’m weird?”

“Then they’ll find a pink fist breaking their nose.” Mina grinned as she imitated some punches. “Besides babe, I think everyone in this class is a little fruity, I don’t think you have anyone to worry about judging you. We’re all here for you, no matter what goes on in your massively smart brain.” 

This time Momo let out a chuckle, Mina would consider that a win at least. They drank their tea in silence for a couple of moments, before Momo decided to speak up again. 

“Thankyou for this… and not judging me either… do you think, we could perhaps, continue these talks? I find talking to you really helpful for my outlook on life.” 

Mina nodded, perhaps a little too enthusiastically, as she placed her hand over her heart. 

“Oh absolutely babe! I’m honoured, please do come over any time, I’m always happy to be a helping hand.” 

Momo smiled, standing up to embrace Mina. She towered over the pinkette easily, but she was the perfect height for Momo to rest her cheek on whilst hugging her. 

After a few moments of idle chatter, Momo gathered her teacups and gave a last quick hug to Mina with another Thankyou, before slipping out of the door, a promise to come back whenever she needed someone to listen. 

Once she’d left, Mina slumped back on her seat, running a hand through her hair. That was intense for a supposedly ‘hangover recovery’ morning. She span back around on her chair and shuffled back over to her desk, ready to apply her lipstick before realising she’d only managed to put one eyelash on before Momo arrived. 

She giggled to herself, thinking she gave that whole serious conversation with only one eyelash applied and Momo didn’t even say a thing. 

She was a good friend. 

 

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UA Vegas
11:48

DJ funky limbs : okay so like

DJ funky limbs : not to be blatantly on the nose but

DJ funky limbs : is everyone actually fucking okay?

DJ funky limbs : breakfast was depressing af and I mean mic’s chat too but damn

Mmm monkey : no :) 

Sexy Engine Legs : is this what a hangover feels like? I don’t like it

DJ funky limbs : okay I’m calling a 1-2-check in No one gotta know your business but y’all looked like y’all wanted to die at breakfast and I’ll be damned if I tread on the wrong persons toe today 

DJ funky limbs : Tokoyami, Ojiro, hagakure, iida?

Tokoyami : I am fine, dark shadow didn’t want to calm down, so I had to sleep with the lights on I’m very tired 

John Cena : a-okay!! Tired cuz oji was sick all night but he’s okay too just being dramatic :)

Mmm monkey : rude 

Mmm monkey : but yeah other than nausea I’m fine ^^

Sexy Engine Legs : I am not 

Sexy Engine Legs : I can’t tell if this is a hangover or not and I am stressing

Mina : do you have a headache, dry mouth, nausea, and feel like you don’t want to get out of bed?

Sexy Engine Legs : yes is that bad??? That is not like me at all 

Mina : that’s a hangover, I think you forgot all the shots you did babe

Sexy Engine Legs : ???? When did I do shots????

Sero : oh man the videos I have, I’ll send them to you later 

DJ funky limbs : anyways seeing y’all up

DJ funky limbs : Sero, mina, Denki, Kirishima 

Sero : I didn’t get my usual wake up routine AHEM so I’m not with it much but it’s just a matter of a hot bath :)

It’s Pikachu! : IM SORRY IT WAS EMERGENCY 

It’s Pikachu! : we? Groovy?? I think? Things happened convos need to be had not bad ones just I can’t word normally 

Mina : oop

Mina : I’m literally fucking fine, I could take on the league at my vibes today 😌 that being said do come see me if you’re feeling sad I’m having a very good mental health day and I can be there to listen ^^ 

Kirishima : brain thinking, bit sad, going to go out for a bit but fine 

Mina : :( alright baby let us know if you need anything 

DJ funky limbs : ^^^^ 

DJ funky limbs : Deku, Mineta, ochako, Jirou 

Lil funky grape boi : what are we doing?

Lil funky grape boi : oh 1-2-check in 

Lil funky grape boi : I’m dope genuinely just vibing Midoriya is scary when hungover but dope otherwise

Small Might : I will punt you 

Lil funky grape boi : as you wish 

Small Might : I don’t do well hungover but im fine 

Jirp : lmao

Jirp : convos need to be had, headache meds needs to be taken, otherwise cool~ 

Ochako : HELLO yes im fine! All okay ^^ <33333

DJ funky limbs : are you sure?

Ochako : YES!!! Very happy bean ^-^

DJ funky limbs : alrighty…

DJ funky limbs : Yaomomo, Todoroki, Koda, Aoyama 

SPARKLY BABE : Bonjour, something happened family wise I have to take care of, but okay ✨

Cryptidroki : we poppin 

It’s Pikachu! : what the fuck 

Cryptidroki : sorry mina told me to say it last night 

Cryptidroki : I’m okay, disappointed father but who cares it’s my money now you flame bastard

Meme Queen : Todoroki :( 

Meme Queen : I’m not okay today, Mina knows and that’s all, but please be gentle with me today

Ochako : ty for letting us know, sending you love and hugs ;-; <333

Ferb : im a little sleepy but okay :) 

DJ funky limbs : good good 

DJ funky limbs : and Bakugo, Tsu, Sato

Po himself : heavy headed no brain no sugar big rip

Lil funky grape boi: want some pancakes bringing up?

Po Himself : yes 

Lil funky grape boi : seems I’m waiter grape today if y’all want anything just lemme know 

Kermit : I think I’m very dehydrated :( I should be okay after some water and a bath ^^

Bakugo : fuck off 

DJ funky limbs : you know the rules of the check in don’t make me go into your stinky ass room to make sure you’re still alive 

Bakugo : fuck you 

Bakugo : heads not in the right place, don’t talk to me, I’ll go to someone later fuck off 

DJ funky limbs : right Thankyou 

DJ funky limbs : and I’m fine too 

DJ funky limbs : y’all know Mina’s door is open, so is mine, so is Aizawa’s don’t dwell on your shit so help me all might 

 

***

 

12:12 
Hanta Sero> Katsuki Bakugo 

Sero : you don’t gotta reply, just letting you know doors open if you need it

Bakugo : coming after my run 

Sero : alrighty, want snacks? Tea? Weed? 

Bakugo : snacks and hammock 

Sero : no worries see you later man 

 

***

 

12:23 
Eijiro Kirishima> Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu

Rockyman : come gym 

Steelyman : I’m busy :( 

Rockyman : no come gym crimson said so 

Steelyman : :((( what’s happened man

Rockyman : just get to the fucking gym jfc 

Steelyman : damn don’t get your titties in a twist, I’ll meet you there in 25 

Rockyman : Thankyou 

Rockyman : sorry 

Steelyman : don’t be, love you man bros for life 

Rockyman : <33

 

***

 

The gal pals 
12:45

I <3 MCR : hey Ik not everyone’s feeling 100% but I just need some advice 

I <3 MCR : I’m going to chat with denks and? I just don’t really know what to say about anything?

Invisabitch : heheheheheeh just a chat :3

I <3 MCR : no please I need this help /srs 

Invisabitch : alrighty boo, we’ll why are you going over 

I <3 MCR : to chat??? 

Invisabitch : well duh but is it to just confirm your friendhip, asking for a relationship, not wanting to be friends, friends with benefits? 

I <3 MCR : ,,, I don’t actually know what I want tbh? I already know we’re still friends I guess it’s just the irl conversation? 

Pinkie pie : did you enjoy it 

I <3 MCR : what??? 

Pinkie pie : the sex did you enjoy it?

I <3 MCR : I mean

I <3 MCR : yes very good tbh 

Pinkie pie : and are you kind of hoping it would happen again

I <3 MCR : what’s with the grilling 😭 

I <3 MCR : if there was another party I wouldn’t be opposed yknow,,, but I don’t like him like that I don’t think

Pinkie pie : why not try friends with benefits? He seems to like you enough to do that? 

I <3 MCR : but isn’t that a little??? Unfair??

Pinkie pie : babe to who 

I <3 MCR : we’ll just??????? What if he does like me and I’m just sleeping with him and not returning feelings 

Pinkie pie : that’s what you talk about now- if it’s a mutual we just wanna get saucy then go for it and lay ground rules of any feelings means y’all stop or y’all want another relationship whatever it’s easy

I <3 MCR : you’re allowed to do that?

Invisabitch ; I love you but you’re dumber than me sometimes 😭 

Invisabitch : yes sex shouldn’t be without rules tbh not like iida rules but yknow certain things you do or don’t do to make it work 

I <3 MCR : right,,,,,,,,,, 

I <3 MCR : okay I’m going now but ty guys 

Pinkie pie : let us know how it goes!!!!! 

***

 

As she approached Denki’s dorm, Jirou took a deep breath in. Her mind was running wild with thoughts of ‘this should’ve never happened’ ‘he’s going to hate you’ and she just didn’t seem to know how to stop it. 

She’ll come back later. 

But just as she stepped to leave, the door flung open, revealing a panicked wide eyed Kaminari. 

“Hi, I mean uh, hey.” He spoke before Jirou could even think of a sentence, “I saw your shadow at the door, but I didn’t hear your knock so I thought I missed it and now I feel bad and— are you leaving?”

Okay, he definitely needed this chat more than she did. 

Jirou gave him a soft smile and shook her head, gaining the confidence of being the calm friend in the moment. 

“Can I come in? It’s probably better chatting inside than at the doorway” she chuckled, hoping the lightheartedness would soothe the blonde. 

It did briefly as he smiled back, widening the door to let her in. But as she stepped in, he was back to picking a loose thread that was on Sero’s borrowed hoodie. 

Jirou sat on the bed, patting it gently when Denki didn’t join her at first. The poor thing looked like he was about to burst into tears. 

“You look like you’re about to cry…” 

That set him off immediately. 

“You’re just my best friend! I messed up so bad man, I don’t want things to be awkward because you’re too good of a friend to lose!” Denki flopped back on the bed and covered his arms with his sleeves.

“I just don’t get why you don’t hate me, we did the nasty when super drunk, and like? That’s just not a nice way to lose the v-card…especially to me when you could be with someone you like and, and, argh!” 

Jirou couldn’t help but smile at his ramblings. It was sweet how he still had her interests at heart even after everything. She shuffled closer, and flicked him on the forehead, earning two eyes peeking from between the sleeves.

“I’m not going anywhere you dumbass, I came here thinking you wouldn’t want to stay my friend and I’d either have to be rejecting you or saying goodbye to our friendship, so on that point we’re actually fine.” 

“Secondly…” she hummed as she thought of her words, “You didn’t mess up at all, I wanted it to happen and it’s okay. Great even, I really enjoyed it regardless of if it’s ‘just you’.” 

Those peeking eyes blinked a few times in disbelief, but the blonde visibly started to relax. 

“I, uh, was wondering though.” Jirou continued, nibbling her nails, “well, I was talking to Mina and-“

“You talked to Mina? She knows?” Denki sat up, a big pout on his face. 

“Of course I did? I needed the pep talk” She pouted back. “You’re telling me you didn’t go straight to Sero? There’s only one person’s hoodies that smell like weed and has stretched out sleeves”

The blonde looked down and flapped the worn out sleeves a little.

“Touché, continue.”

“Did you enjoy it…?”

A myriad of emotions flew across Denki’s face as his cheeks turned a wild shade of red. Of course he enjoyed it, but was this a trick question? If he said yes, would he give off the wrong vibes? But if he said no, would he hurt her feelings? 

He decided to gamble. 

“Yeah… a lot…” 

Jirou gave him a small nod of acknowledgement as her own cheeks flushed. The next question could change everything. 

“Do you think you’d like to try friends with benefits…?” 



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13:23
UA Vegas

Small might : I said no noise 

Ochako : no one’s making any noise?

Small might : tell that to the MF ABOVE ME 

Small might : I can’t tell which room BUT YOUR BED SPRINGS ARE LOUD AS FUCK 

Small might : @everyone if you’re fucking or bouncing on your bed I will come fight you 

Sexy Engine Legs : Midoryia please, don’t be so crude 

Small might : suck my balls iida 

Sexy Engine Legs : >:( 

Sexy Engine Legs : I hope your headache gets worse 

Sexy Engine Legs : and your pillow and water remains warm 

Ochako : guys pls :( 

John Cena : WHOS FUCKING WHO

Lil funky grape boi : me and ur mom 

John Cena : funny

Lil funky grape boi : whoever it be let them have their time, Midoryia I’ll get you some earbuds 

John Cena : since when you of all people not get invested in someone fucking?

Lil funky grape boi : it’s not really my business is it :/ like yeah it’s dope And I’d give whoever the homies were a high five but like it’s kinda a lil gross to think about when it’s ur classmates 

Mina : who are you and what have you done with the pervy grape boy 

Lil funky grape boi : :(((((( 



13:30 
Mina Ashido>>Minoru Mineta

Mina : you really wanna know don’t you?

Mineta : I already know who I’m just not bothered

Mineta : they seem like they’re enjoying themselves 🤷 

Mineta : yeah I lied it’s not gross it’s still dope and I’d love the deets but like that’s for them to share yknow 

Mina : damn respect lil dude 

Mina : who is it 👀 

Mineta : ……bro code sorry bestie 

Mina : OHHH IS IT KAMINARI 

Mineta : bro code bestie 

Mina : ITS HIM

Mineta : bro code 

Mina : ITS SERO

Mineta : bro code 

Mina : ITS YOU

Mineta : bro code 

Mina : no clues? :(

Mineta : sorry bestie 

Mina : fine

Mina : you deserve a soda for being respectable tho 

Mineta : thanks! You’re still not getting anything from me

Mina : smart…. I’ll get you a Fanta 

Mineta : :))



13:43
UA Vegas

Sexy Engine Legs : apologies I’ve only just clicked to the conversation

Sexy Engine Legs : those who are making the noise please use protection 

Ochako : IM GONNA VOM NOT IIDA GIVING THE SEX TALK 

Sexy Engine Legs : I’m not! I’m just aware of what Mic-sensei said, and I don’t want any unfortunate circumstances that leads to him talking to us again 

Mmm monkey ; you right its worse hearing it from iida 

Sexy Engine Legs : fine get your chlamydia and die 

Sero : I must admit I love when peoples true personalities seep through when drunk and hungover 

Mina : mic would be proud iida just quoted mean girls

Sexy Engine Legs : what’s mean girls? 

Ochako : OHHHHH YOU ARE SO WATCHING MEAN GIRLS 

SPARKLY BABE : YES 

SPARKLY BABE : I think my life will be complete 😌

DJ funky limbs : it’s a good film but I don’t think you’ll get some of the jokes 

Mina : don’t dishearten him 

Lil funky grape boi : she doesn’t even go here 

Sexy Engine Legs : Mina? She’s a part of the class?

Mina : 😭 iida we’re watching mean girls the next movie night 

John Cena : the next one? Girl we’re still dying from this one 😭 

Mina : we don’t gotta drink! It’s nice to be hanging out with y’all properly 

Tokoyami : I do appreciate bonding over movies where we don’t have to talk to each other 

Mina : seeeeeeeeee :3

John Cena : sure bb lmao 

DJ funky limbs : we’ll plan when everyone is back to normal 

Mina : sounds good!! 

DJ funky limbs : side note I can hear the people below me please keep it down a little 



13:54
The gal pals 

Invisabitch : WHO DO YOU THINK IT IS 

Pinkie pie : I mean- I kind of worked it out but Mineta gave me a new insight and tbh yknow good for them no one needs to discuss it 

Invisabitch : Mineta said that???? 

Pinkie pie : yeah 🤷♀️ I messaged him privately and he was still chill low-key I actually trust he’s gotten better yknow 

Invisabitch : not being funny babe, but you don’t always have the best judgements lmao 

Pinkie pie : I’m sorry what’s that supposed to mean?

Invisabitch : well I just mean, like that time we were all out and ended up nearly getting kidnapped cuz you trusted the way someone looked?? 

Invisabitch : Or like when you were hanging out with kiri when Ochako had just gone through her breakup??

Invisabitch : Plus the party was your idea and everyone’s now like this? 

Invisabitch : idk bb I’m just saying heh maybe not put your full faith into Mineta 

Pinkie pie : exfuckingcuse me? 

Pinkie pie : I have good reason for Ochako and she knows why

Mina : The party?? Was a communal agreement. It’s not my fault your boyfriend can’t handle his liquor

Invisabitch : it’s not about him! Kiri is sad bakugo is sad deku is being an asshole  iida doesn’t care, everyone’s being shitty!

Mina : THEYRE HUNGOVER they’re allowed to be shitty!!!!!!

Mina : also??? “Asshole” deku made date plans with Ochako? I’m literally not seeing the problem ESP after what you just bought up

Floaty McFloatface : pls don’t bring me into this :( 

Mama Momo : girls :( I don’t think any of us are in the right headspace to have this conversation 

Invisabitch : and who’s fault do you think that is?

Mina : what the actual fuck you bitch you wanted this party as much as I did 

Invisabitch : not if people were going to end up like this!! 

Invisabitch : God you’re such a party whore you literally only care for fun and nothing else

Mina ; WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME 

mina : get your ass downstairs 

Mama Momo : GIRLS. 

Mama Momo : I AM NOT DEALING WITH THIS TODAY. 

Mama Momo : Take some time to calm down. I suggest staying out of this chat for today. 

Keroppi : good idea ;-;



14:10
Kyoka Jirou>> Mina Ashido

Jirou : shit girl I saw the chat you okay??

Mina : I’m fine just?? Where did she get the fucking NERVE 

Jirou : :( was very uncalled for tbh

Jirou : would some tea help?

Mina : tea or tea 

Jirou : tea.

Mina : yes lay it on me babe 

Jirou : so 

Jirou : ajfnskf 

Mina : WAKAKSKD WAIT WAS IT YALL

Jirou : guess I’ve got a friends with benefits now 🤷♀️ 

Mina : EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 

Mina : you gotta tell me everything :3c

Jirou ; I will over some actual tea, gimme 30 mins 

Mina : say hi to denki for me 

Jirou : I hate you 

Jirou : he says hi

 

14:29   
Katsuki Bakugo>> Hanta Sero

Bakugo : I’m finished. 

Bakugo : can I still come over 

Sero : ofc man! 

Sero : got those spicy Pringles and a can of Coke waiting for you 

Bakugo : thanks

Sero : :) 

 

***

For the second time that day, Sero waited in his room for another blonde friend to dump their worries. Though there was some sort of an honour of having the one and only Bakugo share what was troubling him. By the fact he agreed to coming to him, Sero knew it had to be something about Kirishima, it was only once in a blue moon Bakugo would go to someone else if anyone at all. 

After sorting out his hammock with a couple of extra pillows, Sero dropped himself on his beanbag, adjusting the snacks on his little coffee table. He definitely promised the spicy Pringles and Coke, but obviously picking up snacks for himself too. As he shoved a bunch of pretzels in his mouth, there was a knock at the door. 

“Comf in!” The muffled pretzel shout still thankfully got the message across as a Bakugo appeared from around the door. 

Sero gave him a sorry look upon seeing him. He was freshly showered and there was a sad, possibly confused, look into his eyes. 

“You don’t tell anyone I was here, okay, Elbows?” 

Ah still the same then. 

Sero nodded and gestured to the hammock as he swallowed his pretzels. He held out the Coke and Pringles that were quickly snatched up as the blonde collapsed into the hammock with a groan. 

“What’s going on man.” Sero opened his own drink as he waited for the response, he wouldn’t expect the other to open up right away but starting it off would be his best bet. 

“I hate Kirishima.”

Well he didn’t expect that at all.

“He’s your best friend, right? It can’t be that bad…” Sero chomped on another pretzel. 

Bakugo finally opened his Pringles, blinking as all the spice dust blew in his face. He just shrugged, he didn’t even know if it was bad or not. 

“Right, okay.” Of course the raven haired boy would have to do the heavy lifting. “On a scale of, Eri eating Mina’s lipstick, to Denki accidentally killing Koda’s hamster, how bad did you fuck up?”

That got Bakugo’s attention, as he shot his head up and almost choked on a Pringle. 

“What makes you think I fucked up?” 

Sero stared him down. He knew by saying the wrong words, Bakugo would be out of here and no one would get anything solved. 

“If it was fully Kiri’s fault, we wouldn’t be hearing the last of it. By the fact he’s gone out and not replied, it’s either your bad or a mutual fuck up.” 

The blonde seemed to take that as an answer as he settled back into the hammock, taking a large swig of his drink. He had to admit Sero was helping, despite being a pain in his ass. 

“I’m gonna check in on him when you’ve gone by the way, you don’t gotta stress.” 

Somehow he could read him perfectly as well. 

If only his mouth would cooperate with his brain right now. He wished to tell Sero everything, how he was feeling, what he was worried about, but it seemed the words just couldn’t force themselves past his lips. 

“So, you hate Kiri, and it’s mostly not his fault…I mean you guys were eyeing each other up all night at the party, I’m not really sure how-” 

“That’s the problem!” 

Sero blinked a couple of times at Bakugo’s outburst. Though things were slowly start to piece together, if only he could just worm it out a little more.

“The party? Or the eyeing up?”

“Both, fuckwad.” 

Sero raised an eyebrow, waiting for Bakugo to continue. He took a few more pretzels to shove in his mouth, knowing he’d be waiting for a few moments. 

Finally he spoke. 

“It’s… Ugh! That stupid party, things got heated and it’s reached a point I’m not sure we can stay friends.” The blonde shoved his face into his hands. 

Something in Sero’s mind clicked, especially considering what Kaminari came to tell him earlier. 

“Did you guys fuck?”

A pillow at Sero’s head practically gave him the answer he needed. He chuckled softly and held his hands up in defence. 

“Hey! you’re really not giving the full story, I’m just trying to get what I can.”

Bakugo sighed, uncharacteristically curling up with another pillow as he shoved a wad of Pringles into his mouth. 

“You know how he gets when he’s drunk…”

“Very touchy and loving?“ 

“Very very touchy and loving.” The blonde nodded in agreement. 

“Is that good or bad?” Sero bit his lip, preparing for the worst of one his friends making another one uncomfortable. 

But he was surprised when Bakugo flushed red again and desperately took a sip of his drink. 

“I just… I didn’t hate it, okay? And I feel weird, and I don’t want to be around him anymore because it brings that weird feeling back, and I don’t know what I want to do with that.” 

The Bakugo nut had finally been cracked, and Sero couldn’t help but grin. Another pillow was thrown. 

“Don’t give me that shit-eating grin! I came for your advice, not for you to be a dick.” 

He smirked again, honoured he was here for advice, but it was still fun to see the blonde so riled up. 

He pondered what to say for a minute, telling him to do something would probably piss him off, but telling him to think on his own would probably mean he ignores Kirishima forever. 

“Well, from looking at this, you’re judging a lot from a drunk experience. I bet Kiri feels real hurt you’re ignoring him right now, because he probably doesn’t know what he did. You know there’s three brain cells in there most times.” 

Bakugo nodded, he was absolutely right, though he’d never admit it vocally. 

“I’m not sure what you want from this to happen And that’s for you to decide you know? But you don’t actually know how he’s feeling, and you’re hurting the friendship by just ignoring it.” 

The blonde nodded again, still saying nothing. He definitely did have to decide his feelings and where he stood with Kirishima, but that was a situation for future Bakugo

“Put a damn movie on or something, I’m comfortable now.” He rolled in the hammock after placing his empty packets down. 

Sero just chuckled and put the first thing that came up on Netflix, happy to chill in silence for a bit whilst he also recovered from the hectic madness of the day. 



Chapter Text

17:29  
UA Vegas

Small might: hhhhhh I’m so so sorry guys 

Small might: I’ve had a good sleep and uh 

Small might: threw up but!

Small might: I feel better now :)

Ochako: :((( that sounds the opposite of better 

Sexy Engine Legs: are you sure you’re okay?

Small might: yes :( and I’m sorry for telling you to suck my yknow iida, I wasn’t myself :(

Sexy Engine Legs: I forgive you, I must admit it was rather funny 

It’s Pikachu!: SINCE WHEN WAS IIDA DOING THAT 

Sero: where have you been man?

It’s Pikachu!: smash tournament 

Sero: without me? :(

 

***

17:34 
Mina Ashido>>Kyoka Jirou

Mina: god I wanna say “he already had a smash partner” so bad rn 😭 

Jirou: don’t you dare >:(

 

***

17:34     
UA Vegas 

It’s Pikachu!: sorry bromeo it was a sudden one :(

Sero: I see how it is :(

Sero: I’ll never smash with you again bestie :(

It’s Pikachu!: pls bestie no I miss our smashes 

Sero: I’m wounded :((

 

***

17:35 
Mina Ashido>> Kyoka Jirou

Mina: UGHHHHHH THIS CONVERSATION IS LITERALLY SO TEASING

Jirou: DONT YOU DARE 

 

***

17:35
UA Vegas 

It’s Pikachu!: :(((( ily bro

Sero: ily2 bro I guess we can smash again soon 

Kermit: i can’t tell if this is a joke or not anymore 

It’s Pikachu!: Sero and I smash all the time it’s what bros do

Sero: ofc ofc 

Small might: was it you two above me earlier then? :(

Sero: JFJAKDK 

It’s Pikachu!: JAJFKSK

It’s Pikachu!: if your mind imagines Midorybro it can be anyone ;3 

Mmm monkey: IM SO CONFUSED 

John Cena: ME TOO 

Small might: :(((((((

Ochako: denks and Sero smash let’s just leave it there 😌

Lil funky grape boi: as they should 😌✌️

Mina: also hi sorry to change conversation but does anyone know where kiri is??

It’s Pikachu!: uhhhh gym? 

Mina: i mean possibly? But he normally posts a gym selfie to his story if he goes 

Sero; side note always 10/10 selfies 

Ochako: agreed 

DJ funky limbs: agreed 

Po himself: agreed

Kermit: lesbian approved 

Jirp: ajfnskfk

Mina: I’ve just not seen or heard from him after the check in? 

Mina: I’ve messaged but am just a little worried :(

Kermit: didn’t he say he was going out for a bit tho?? 

Mina: yeah but he’s usually replied by now :/

Small Might: :/ kacchan you’d know of all ppl right? 

Sero: think KACHOW is doing work rn 

Sero: kacchan** autocorrect sorry 

 

It’s Pikachu! Changed Katsuki Bakugo’s name to Kachow 

Mmm monkey: LIGHTNING MCQUEEN 

Lil funky grape boi: he will burn y’all when he comes back 

DJ funky limbs: so uh idk why I of all people got the message 

DJ funky limbs: but here you go 

 

DJ funky limbs added Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu

Tetsu: GET THIS RED HAIRED SAP OFF ME 

Tetsu: THIS MF IS GREAT BUT MY GOD IS HE HEAVY 

Sero: found kiri 

Kermit: context please Tony stark?

Small Might: Tony stark?

Kermit: iron man

It’s Pikachu!: AHAHAHAHHAJSSJJS THSTS FUNNY CUZ TETSU IS AN IRON MAN AHAHAHAHAHA

Sero: I-

Small Might: anyway continue Tony 

Small Might: tetsu*

Tetsu: LMAO IRON MAN

Tetsu: BUT YEAH HE WAS ALL MOODY SO I MET HIM AT THE GYM AND HE WAS JUST ALL MOPEY

Tetsu: I OFFERED TO HANG IN MY DORM AND WE SNUCK A COUPLE OF BEERS BECAUSE BRO TALK YKNOW

Tetsu: THEN HE GOT TIPSY AND MOPIER 

Tetsu:  AND NOW HES SOBBING OH GREAT THERE G

Tetsu: HE FUCKING BLEW HIS NOSE ON MY JOGGERS 

Tetsu: COME COLLECT HIM BEFORE I THROW HIM OUT OF MY WINDOW 

Ochako: Jesus- yeah I’ll come lend a hand, is he okay?

Tetsu: I MEAN YEAH I KNOW WHY HES ‘SAD’ BUT THATS NOT FOR ME TO SHARE 

Tetsu: BRO CODE YKNOW

It’s Pikachu!: bro code

Sero: bro code

Small might: bro code 

Mmm monkey: bro code 

Tetsu: HES ALSO JUST BEING A BIT OF A PUSSY 

Lil funky grape boi: lmao

Mina: sigh,,

Mina: by any chance does it have to do with you know who? 

Tetsu: YEAH

Tetsu: wait your mina?

Mina: yes? 

Tetsu: kiri was speaking about you, you’re very cute

Mina: I- 

Tetsu: lmao sorry 

Jirp: NO SHES BLUSHING YOU MADE HER BLUSH HASHSHSJ

Tetsu: 😎 

Tetsu; ANYWAY YEAH PLEASE TAKE HIM BACK I LOVE HIM BUT HE NEEDS TO BE GONE OR ILL START CRYING TOO

Ochako: me and shoji are on our way ;-; 

Sero: how many beers did you have?

Tetsu: LIKE? 3 EACH???? IT WAS JUST FOR BRO TALKS I SWEAR 

Small might: I thought with that much muscle kiri could handle alcohol? 

Mmm monkey: we all saw him the other night, that man cannot handle alcohol 

Tetsu: I MEAN

Tetsu: HES NOT DRUNK 

Tetsu: HES JUST SOPPY AND LIKE I THOUGHT THE BEER WOULD HELP TO CHILL AND VIBE YKNOW LIQUID COURSGE

Tetsu: IT JUST MADE HIM WORSE HES GOT LIQUID COWARD 

Tetsu: THIS DUMB RED SACK OF SHIT IS NOW JUST HAVING A BREAKDOWN OVER THE TINEIEST THING 

Tetsu: DONT TAKE THAT BADLY I LOVE THIS DUMB RED SHIT 

Tetsu: THAT BEING SAID COME GET HIM OR I WILL THROW HIM OUT OF MY WINDOW 

Ochako: we’re here dwdw 

Ochako: Oh my he really is sobbing 

Ochako: he is not a pretty crier 

DJ funky limbs: anything that was said about Kirishima being hot at the party, this is your time to rethink 

Mina: but no like? Is he actually actually okay? Cuz this sounds really alarming 

Ochako: okay no he’s revealed why he’s crying and it’s not alarming at all 

Ochako: Well it’s nothing a conversation wouldn’t fix yknow

Ochako: oh Damn and some tea OHHHHH DAMNNNNNNNNNNN 

DJ funky limbs: but bro code remember 

Ochako: bro code yes 

Tetsu: BRO CODE

Mmm monkey: bro code 

It’s Pikachu!: bro code 

John Cena: but ochako isn’t a bro?

Sero: gender isn’t included in the bro code, a bro is a homie who is a friend, the bro code is where you as a homie take care of your homie no matter what- homie secrets are kept, homie advice is given, and the only time bro code is broken is when another bro could be in danger 

Ochako: happy to be a bro :) 

Ochako: anyway we’re on our way back a large boi in tow

Ochako: legit might need to tape his mouth shut so he doesn’t accidentally expose himself 

Tetsu: LEMME KNOW WHEN HES BACK OKAY  

Mina: will do 

Tetsu: andddddddddddddddd lemme get ur number??? 👀 

Mina: I- 

Jirp: OOOOOOOH

it’s Pikachu!: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH 

Lil funky grape boi: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Mina: shut up! 

Mina: I’ll dm you 

Tetsu: nice 😎 

Tetsu: LATER CLASS A HOMIES

Tetsu left the chat

Mina: well this is awks :’) ANYWAYS 

Jirp: HAHAJD OH SHIT YEAH 

It’s Pikachu!: what’s awks??? 

Mina: doesn’t matter! Just make sure kiri is all good ^^

 

***

18:04      
Mina Ashido>> Ochako Uraraka

Mina: you heard him rambling yes? 

Mina: does it have anything to do with Bakugo?

Ochako: how’d you guess? 

Mina: they’ve both been off since the party I figured something happened :/ 

Ochako: it seems like it :( it’s p obvious from kiri’s side but idk from baks 

Mina: alrighty :/ I’ll see if I can figure it out soon ty babe 

Ochako: ofc we’ll be back soon <3 

 

***

18:10 
Mina Ashido added Denki Kaminari, Sero Hanta, Izuku Midoryia to a group

Mina: alrighty 

Mina: what’s up with baks

Izuku: is this to do with the check in?? 

Denki: beats me homie 

Mina: yeah and kiri told me he wasn’t replying to him at all after the party but that’s all I know ://

Izuku: :// that’s odd, idk tbh that’s the first time I’ve seen him properly check in 

Sero: I know but not for me to share 

Sero: baks is just hanging in my room rn so he’s chill

Sero: Hes just gotta get his thoughts together but he’s totally fine 

Izuku: how

Izuku: how do y’all get him to hang out 

Mina: 💀 

Sero: I don’t think he knows how Kiri is rn tho so try and spam the chat so he can’t be bothered to read up? I feel that’ll just mess up the progress we’ve got yknow?

Denki: spamming is my speciality homie no worries heheheheh 

Izuku: is it time for us to finally sing all star?

Denki: Midoryia I have never loved you more let’s go 

 

***

18:17 
UA Vegas

It’s Pikachu!: some 

Small might: BODY 

It’s Pikachu!: once told me

Small might: the world is gonna roll me

It’s Pikachu!: I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

Small might: she was looking kind of dumb

Ochako: NO

It’s Pikachu!; with her finger and her thumb

John Cena: STOP THIS 

Small might: In the shape of an L on her forehead

Sexy Engine Legs: well the years start coming and they don’t stop coming fed to the rules and I hit the ground running 

Jirp: NOT IIDA TOO 

Small might: IIDA AHAJAJSK

It’s Pikachu!: NO IM SORRY WE CANTTOP THAT IIDA YOU KING 

DJ funky limbs: no how do you know all star

Sexy Engine Legs: ??? Is it not the “meme” to know it?

Lil funky grape boi: IIDA IS MEMEING 

Jirp: NOT OUR CLASS REPS BEING MEME KING AND QUEEN

Mmm monkey: YEA BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW IT?

Sexy Engine Legs: Oh, my family and I watch Shrek every Christmas. 

It’s Pikachu!: stop this 

It’s Pikachu!: I cannot believe this is the real iida 😭 

It’s Pikachu!: what have we done to you why have we broke you 

Sexy Engine Legs: I’m not broken? I do like mainstream movies? 

Small might: The more we learn about iida

Ochako: I stg if you’re writing this down in a notebook

Small might: heheh of course not heh

Ochako: ,,,.,,, WHAT RANDOM INFO DO YOU HAVE ON US 

Small might: A lot, so don’t double cross me :) 

Mina: and now I’m scared of deku 

DJ funky limbs : we’re back from the shops btw (edited)

Sero: DAMMIT 

 

***

18:25 
Mina Ashido>>Mezou Shoji

Mina: DONT TALK ABOUT KIRI IN THIS STATE 

Shoji: damn why

Mina: CHANGE UR MESSAGE NO KIRI 

Shoji: okay damn 

 

***

18:26
UA Vegas

Jirp: what just happened????

Sero: I SAID DAMMIT CUZ I FORHOT TO ASK THEM TO GET ME ORANGE JUICE 

Jirp: okay???

Sero: YEAH OKAY 

Sexy Engine Legs: I understand don’t worry 

Sexy Engine Legs: Sero if you would like some orange juice you may have some of mine :) 

Sero: oh dope really?


***

18:27
Tenya Iida>>Hanta Sero

Iida: I’m helping you cover up

Iida: don’t you dare touch my orange juice 

Sero: damn that’s cold bro :(