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Snow White and Nemurin Dream Team

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"Nemurin, wake up we're gonna go on a vacation to Blueneck Isle."
"I don't wanna go on the vacation. I wanna stay home and sleep all day."
"You can fall asleep while we're on the plane and when we get there."
"So you're just bringing me to a new place so that I can sleep there for a few weeks?"
"Yes."
"You're a fucking retard, why am I even friends with you?"
"It's because she's a pure hearted and kind girl who perfectly embodies what a magical girl should be like." Hardgore Alice said

"Oh hey, it looks like Snuff film Alice will be joining us."
Snow White's phone began to ring
"Snow White hurry up, we're going to be late for our flight." Sister Nana said through her phone
"Ok Nemurin, get up we gotta get going now."
"No."
"Alice, help me carry her to the car."
"Yes, my lady."
The two carried Nemurin over to Winterprison and Sister Nana's car
"Does everyone have everything that they want to bring?" Sister Nana asked
"Yes" everyone answered
While they were driving to the airport and waiting to board the plane nothing interesting happened so i'll skip it

"WELL WE'RE FUCKED THE PLANE IS CRASHING." Nemurin said
"Please hold me, my prince" Sister Nana said
"FUCKING DYKE" a passenger who was sitting behind Sister Nana and Winterprison said.
"I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE." Snow White screamed
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Wake up, Nemurin, we arrived at Blueneck Isle."
"We didn't all die?"
"No."
"AH HELL YEAH"
"Look who finally woke up." La Pucelle said
"HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE?"
"I used my sword to make a bridge here, duh."
"FIRST OF ALL YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT YOU RAN FASTER THAN A PLANE, SECOND OF ALL HOW DID YOU GET ON THE PLANE WITH US?"
"For number one yes, number 2 I broke in."
"I'm so fucking tired from this that I think i'll sleep, goodnight."