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Posted by u/hunguangjun 3 days ago

How does one respond to “honk honk” in the bedroom?

Forgive me if this is the wrong place to post this. I am not used to this type of forum, however I am unsure where else to turn. Let me present my situation.

Myself (37m) and my husband (28m) have been happily married for about a year. Last night, we were in bed. We had finished our nightly lovemaking session and were lying together, enjoying the silence. My husband had been stroking my arm when he suddenly reached for my pectoral (I am quite muscular) and squeezed it twice, saying “honk honk” as he did. Before I had a chance to react, he immediately jumped out of bed and fled to the other side of the room. It was dark, but he was laughing rather nervously, so I assume he was embarrassed. After some encouragement, he was coaxed back into bed, and we didn’t speak of it. At the time, I did not wish to make him more uncomfortable, but I fear that may have made matters worse.

It is possible I have reacted badly to the situation by not reacting at all. Truth be told, I was startled but not displeased. I love my husband very much, and I am interested in doing anything he would wish to do in our bedroom. I have tried to emphasize to him before that I truly mean I would try anything, but perhaps I could be clearer?

If I am being perfectly honest, he could have squeezed harder, and even spoken louder, and I would have enjoyed it. However, even this morning, he appeared quite flustered during breakfast and did not initiate any morning sexual activities (we often go several times a day) and I could not find the best way to broach the subject. It has occurred to me now that perhaps this is some kink I am not aware of, and he feels awkward in sharing it because it is unconventional.

I am unsure how to proceed. How do I encourage my husband to do whatever strange things he wishes in the bedroom without embarrassing him further? I am happy to answer further questions to provide a better context. Thank you in advance.

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_zizhen0
Ok… but like… was it a goose honk honk or a car honk honk
hunguangjun
I would say it was more of a goose than a car horn.
_zizhen0
thank u for answering me, king. u sound like a rly supportive partner, I’m sure if u just tell ur husband u love him and encourage him to squeeze your tits while  honking like a goose and he’d think ur rly cool. idk I’m only 14.
hunguangjun
Thank you for taking time to respond to me. Why are you not in school?

3dk
damn I really don’t have anything to add but… nightly?? several times a day?? BRO.
hunguangjun
Yes, my husband is quite energetic.
3dk
DAMN. tbh, anything can be a kink if u put ur mind 2 it ;)

1pinky23
Ok… like how muscular are we talking? Like he could cup your pec like a boob?
hunguangjun
Yes, I technically fit into a d-cup. Is this relevant?
1pinky23
UIFSDUFHSDJF D????

wifeguy27
Is this the first time he’s ever done anything silly in bed?
hunguangjun
No. He also once grasped my erect penis like an arcade joystick and made laser noises.
wifeguy27
damn, and he’s embarrassed about honking?
hunguangjun
Yes, that is partly why I am unsure how to proceed.
wifeguy27
How did you respond then?
hunguangjun
I enjoyed it until I grew restless and rode him for three hours.
3dk
THREE HOURS?? BYE. U ARE A GOD.
wifeguy27
Hm. Interesting. Perhaps he thought you were annoyed by his behaviour? Which is why he’s policing himself more now?
hunguangjun
That is entirely possible. I am admittedly not the most talkative in bed. I thought he knew that I enjoyed it.
wifeguy27
Sometimes, you need to make things very obvious when it comes to talking to your spouse. ESp in bed.
hunguangjun
I had not considered that. Thank you.

soupqueen
wow, ur husband sounds sweet. does he often need reassurance in other areas of your life? can u tell me a bit about ur relationship?
hunguangjun
Yes, he does. We are quite different in terms of personality. I am more reserved, he is more loud and exuberant. And there is our age difference to consider as well. But that  is why I love him so much. He is so full of life and joy and I love how different we are. But I believe he sometimes thinks I deserve someone who is similar to myself in disposition  with a similar career. But truly, I have no desire for that. I have only ever wanted him. No one will ever compare.
soupqueen
awww I can’t take it! ur too cute!! I think the issue isn’t so much the honking, but more that your husband is self-conscious about being himself in all facets of your lives. You’ve only been married for a year. it sounds like he fears he can’t measure up or be worthy of you, and he’s trying to overcompensate by being… idk incredibly sexy in bed?? idk if I’m making sense!! but maybe the honking was him just letting loose, and then he realized what he’d done and… retreated?
hunguangjun
I already find him incredibly sexy in bed. He does not need to try.
soupqueen
hon, he might *think* he does. maybe it would be helpful if u tried to… like, match him in terms of silliness? do something completely ridic. make him laugh, show him it’s ok 2b silly even when having sex!! 
hunguangjun
I see your point. Thank you very much. This is so helpful.
soupqueen
ur welcome bb. i believe in u!! (^◡^) 

zewujun
How strange… your husband reminds me of my brother-in-law ;)
hunguangjun
Xiongzhang, if that is you, call me.

yilingthot
ur husband sounds like fun ;)
hunguangjun
He is. I love him so much.
yilingthot
gege, don’t u recognize me??
hunguangjun

Posted by u/hunguangjun 2 hours ago

UPDATE: How does one respond to “honk honk” in the bedroom?

I would like to thank everyone who responded to my post. Some of your answers were most helpful. After some thought, I decided to take soupqueen’s advice and attempt to mirror my husband in terms of bedroom silliness. My husband is more thin and slight, so I could not replicate what he had done to me. However, I decided the most comparable action was to depress my thumb into his nipple and make robot sounds after we’d finished having intercourse. My husband was quite shocked at my behaviour, but he laughed for hours afterwards, so I considered it a success. 

Later, he told me he often frequented this forum and had seen my post. He had been waiting to see how I took soupqueen’s sage advice. I believe I still managed to surprise him. Since then, we have talked more about our bedroom expectations, and I believe I have communicated clearly that I want my husband to be himself when having sex, even if that means honking like a goose.

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soupqueen
so proud of you, bb!! (^◡^)
hunguangjun
Thank you once again for your advice.
soupqueen
ur welcomeeee *hands u soup*

wifeguy27
congrats on talking it out!
hunguangjun
Thank you for you help.
    
yilingthot
Ilu babe. U did a v good job communicating that 2 me. 10/10.
hunguangjun
Thank you. I love you.
3dk
Imagine ur otp