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celestia why do you have two traumatised children??

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[Chat: Welcome to hell]


Makoto: hey celeste? why r there 2 juniors following u around?


Celestia: I adopted them


Makoto: what.


Junko: i smelled TEA to be spilled???!!


Celestia: They are both orphans, and they happen to look like myself and Kyoko’s future children


Makoto: kyoko?? 


Kyoko: Yes, it is eerily accurate


Kyoko: makiandkokichi.png


Yasuhiro: whoa


Sayaka: They really do!


Celestia: I have obtained the adoption papers


Makoto: ur both still 18 tho???


Junko: i can feel the egg getting a migraine from here lol XDD


Makoto: kyoko? ur just letting this happen??


Kyoko: I suppose so


Makoto: oh my god

[Chat: BEST CLASS!! ☆*:.。.o(≧▽≦)o.。.:*☆]


Kokichi: guys guys!!!!! (*°▽°*)


Shuichi: what did you do now? 


Kokichi: wow, saihara-chan, so rude. u huwt my feewings o(TヘTo)


Shuichi: ;-;


Kokichi: me and makiroll got adopted!! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧


Kaede: Congrats!!


Korekiyo: You have my congratulations.


Tenko: tenko is happy for you, harukawa-chan!


Maki: Thanks, i guess…


Shuichi: who did you get adopted by?


Kokichi: 2 of our upperclassmen!!


Shuichi: ????


Kaede: Aren’t they underage?


Kokichi: yepp! °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°


Maki: And since we both got adopted, i guess the gremlin is now my brother


Kokichi: ewww! thats so weird to think about!!


Miu: suffer >:)


Kokichi: saihara-chan! miu is bullying me! (。•́︿•̀。)


Shuichi: why me?...




[Chat: H O P E]


Chiaki: whats going on with the 78 and 79 classes?


Hajime: no clue, but i want to remain oblivious

Chiaki: fair