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Groupchat: all the kids are depressed
Allen Walker, Lavi, Lenalee Lee, Yu Kanda
EXORCIST: Allen Walker
STATUS: Injured
FILE ID: #N/I-AW-21/06/2021-C/P-0013
BLACK ORDER
EUROPEAN BRANCH
MISSION REPORT
DETAILS
Exorcist Allen Walker was deployed to Cascais, Portugal, following rumors of people disappearing at night and glowing lights. Presence of Innocence suspected.
REPORT
The mission fucking sucked. The intel was outdated and the place was overrun by Akuma. The finders all died. I couldn’t save a single one. I want to be emancipated. This is bullshit.
I arrived in Cascais on June 20th, accompanied by Finder Georg █████ and Frederike ██████. We were picked up by Finder Chloe ████, who brought us to the safe house. The Finders present (cf. list_of_deceased.pdf) briefed me on the situation. █████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ They reported that indeed, many people, usually tourists, have gone missing over the past days, following the appearances of glowing lights, apparently “swallowing them up”.
Investigations during the daytime revealed various missing person cases filed by the police (cf. police_documents.pdf). Finder Chloe ████ lead the research and interviewed more people as I looked for signs of Innocence or Akuma and found neither. █████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ We concluded the first day of our investigation without much success. However, we were led into a false sense of security as, by nighttime, various Akuma appeared in the city. They attacked the base and killed the first Finders. I managed to take out the Akuma but was injured in the process and blacked out.
I awakened in the city’s hospital and contacted the European Headquarters to inform them of my status. My lack of identification and the state of my injuries prompted the hospital staff to call social services. ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████
I’d like to, once more, request formal emancipation to be employed at the Black Order. The presence of my current guardian General Cross Marian is not guaranteed as his status is still unknown. My inability to operate on my own, without needing the help of the Finders acting as my legal guardians, is hindering my ability to work as an Exorcist.
Signed,
Allen Walker
#EPIEU-AW-25/12
Exorcist of the Black Order
European Branch
G o o g l e
food
cascais restaurants
cascais all you can eat
cascais all you can eat cheap
translate
casinos
Groupchat: all the kids are depressed
Allen Walker, Lavi, Lenalee Lee, Yu Kanda
From: [email protected]
Subject: #M-AW-YK-23/06/2021-B/S
Attached: new_mission_allen_kanda.pdf (5 MB)
Hello, Allen!
I’m sorry to be sending you out so soon again, but, unfortunately, you’re the only Exorcist we have nearby who is not already on an active mission. A CROW will pick you up at Bern Airport and bring you to the Order’s base of operations, where Kanda should be waiting for you. (If he isn’t, proceed as usual and write it into the mission report.) All details concerning the mission are in the attached pdf. Please read it over your flight.
Stay safe and come home again.
Love,
Komui Lee
#COBCEU-KL-13/06
Chief Officer of the Black Order
Branch Chief of the European Branch
European Branch
Lisbon International Airport, Portugal
Allen looked up from his phone and searched through the masses of people until he found the two Finders waiting for him, hopefully with his new ID card. When he’d been traveling with Cross, he hadn’t paid things like that too much attention. Most of the time, they’d crossed borders without notifying anyone, or just straight-up illegally, but now officially part of the Order, Allen couldn’t operate like that anymore. Instead, he had an official passport, issued by the Vatican, identifying him as a member of the Black Order, guaranteeing him free travel, lodging, food, and whatever else he needed.
It definitely made traveling more comfortable, accessible, even if it didn’t sit well with Allen to be so easily trackable.
After all, Cross had taught him how to disappear efficiently without appearing on even a single video recording.
Sighing, Allen stumbled over to the Finders. Tyki, a stranger he’d shared a lunch table and a car ride with, had offered to help Allen inside, but he hadn’t wanted to bother him even more. The man had his own life, was apparently on his way to a family meeting, and Allen would hate to cut into that just because he’d broken his leg.
Allen didn’t know how he was supposed to go on a mission like this, but he figured they’d have a doctor or one of Central’s operatives capable of using magic stationed in Bern.
“Mr. Walker,” one of the Finders greeted him, quickly taking his luggage and, without any regard for privacy, opening it to drop a portfolio in-between his dirty clothes. “Your flight has been arranged. The details for your next mission, as well as your new ID, are in the folder. Mr. Komui has forwarded your emancipation request to the legal division, who’ll look into arranging it without the presence of General Marian.”
Allen nodded and followed the Finders down the airport’s busy hallways as best he could. Honestly, Allen had been surprised to learn that he wasn’t emancipated when he’d joined the Order. He’d been vaguely aware that Cross was his guardian but had no idea how that even happened.
Mana may have raised him, but Allen was pretty sure he’d actually been kidnapped from his foster home by the mad clown. How the hell Cross had managed to get custody of Allen or give him Mana’s last name was a mystery.
Then again, the Order was filthy rich, and Allen had little to no memory of the first months after Mana’s death.
“Thank you,” Allen said when they finally stopped at his terminal. “I hope you won’t see another Exorcist anytime soon.”
The Finders grimaced. “It would make for a nice change of pace. Safe travels, Mr. Walker.”
And with that, Allen was on his own again, on his way to Kanda for another mission bound to be a disaster.
Oh, joy.
Notes:
Lavi's history ramble is taken from OSP.
Chapter 2: Bern, Switzerland 1:11 p.m.
Notes:
Oh wow! The interest in this fanfic really blew me away!! I hope you'll have fun with this second part!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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“I hate the CROWs,” the beansprout complained again, massaging his healed leg from where he was sitting on the bed.
Kanda stayed silent, refused to say a word because what did that child know? He had no idea what it was like to be ripped apart over and over again, the Innocence punishing you for being a pretender to the throne, the adults that feed you and put you to bed with sweet stories ordering you to bleed and die again and again and once more—
He stood up abruptly, unable to endure this talk any longer.
“Where are you going?” the beansprout asked, sounding almost concerned.
How annoying.
Kanda wished Komui would have sent him to any other Exorcist. Of course, it was Kanda that got settled with the newbie. His ability to heal quickly made him the perfect candidate to evaluate new Exorcists. If the kid fucked up, Kanda would survive, whereas Lenalee would be dead, and Bookman take his records elsewhere.
They couldn’t afford to be so careless with the lives of other Exorcists.
But Kanda was ever the exception.
“Out.”
Anger crawled up his throat like bile, ugly, scathing words meant to burn and hurt. The kind of truths Kanda couldn’t afford to say out loud. Unable to stand the thought of looking at that beansprout even a moment longer, Kanda stood up.
“Kanda, wait!”
The brat stumbled over his own feet, crashing to the ground as he wasn’t used to the slight tremor, the fire, the CROWs’ healing left in your bones.
Weakling.
Kanda turned around, headed for the door when the beansprout’s phone began to ring, a familiar melody playing in the room. Kanda had it memorized, had he spent days listening to being sung while the beansprout had sat motionless, engulfed by his own grief.
There was no doubt what he’d write into his report to Komui.
He rushed out of the room.
EXORCIST: Yu Kanda
STATUS: Alive
FILE ID: #EPIEU-AW-25/12-YK-E
BLACK ORDER
EUROPEAN BRANCH
MISSION REPORT
DETAILS
Evaluation of Exorcist Allen Walker, Apprentice of General Cross Marian, written by Yu Kanda on behalf of Komui Lee after accompanying Allen Walker on two missions.
REPORT
Allen Walker is emotionally unstable and “cares” for Akuma. He’s an annoying nuisance, but he will do everything to protect the Innocence and destroy the Akuma or “save” them as he sees it. His Innocence makes him a useful frontline fighter and assigning him to another General or Senior Exorcist would be a waste of time and resources. His solitary Akuma extermination missions have shown he is capable of recovering Innocence on his own.
See #I-AW-YK-13/05/2021-M/I-001, #N/I-AW-YK-01/07/2021-B/S-0002, and #EPIEU-AW-25/12 for more details.
Signed,
Yu Kanda
#EEIEU-YK-06/06
Exorcist of the Black Order
European Branch
Name: Allen Walker
File ID: #EPIEU-AW-25/12
Status: Exorcist – Alive
Residence: European Headquarters of the Black Order
Document Citizenship: Status Civitatis Vaticanae; originally Great Britain
Place of Birth: (presumably) Great Britain
DOB: (presumably) 25/12/2005
Gender: Male
Height: 176cm
Weight: 68kg
Hair: White; originally brown
Eyes: Gray
Identifiable markings: Cursed scar and Parasitic Innocence (Crown Clown)
Family: Mana Walker (foster father), Cross Marian (legal guardian)
Languages: English (C2), Italian, Hindi, Mandarin (C1), Portuguese, (B2) Spanish, French (B1), Russian, Latin, Arabic (A2), German, Japanese (A1)
Education: Allen Walker was homeschooled, first by his foster father Mana Walker, then by his Master General Cross Marian 1. He needs to have additional tutoring in literature and languages as Walker is proficient in speaking them but often lacks the ability to write them correctly or at all. He excels in mathematics and chemistry and can play various instruments but is unable to read sheet music. He admits to having rudimentary training in magic, but not to the degree of utilizing it himself.
PERSONAL HISTORY
Allen Walker recalls very little from his time before his adoption by Mana Walker 2in 2012. He traveled with Mana Walker until December 24th, 2015, when Mana Walker died in a car accident. Following his father’s death, Allen Walker made a contract with the Millennium Earl to revive his father. Mana Walker was turned into an Akuma and cursed Allen Walker 3. Allen Walker then destroyed his father with his passive Parasitic Innocence Crown Clown and was consequently picked up by General Cross Marian. Due to the traumatic experience, Allen Walker retains next to nothing about his two-month recovery period. According to him, it took another four months until he was physically and mentally capable of traveling with General Cross Marian. During a short stay in France in August 2016, Allen Walker discovered that his curse allowed him to see the souls of Akuma 4. He officially began training with his Innocence in October 2017.
MEDICAL HISTORY
Allen Walker suffered from malnutrition growing up and, due to his nature as a Parasitic Innocence Accommodator, needs to eat more than regular humans. His blood levels need to be closely observed, and vitamin supplementals may be subscribed. Allen Walker’s cursed eye appears to have perfect vision despite the scarring, and his Innocence-afflicted arm has gained full mobility5.
ADDITIONAL NOTES
Exorcist Allen Walker is cleared for duty by Chief Officer of the Black Order and Head of the European Branch Komui Lee. In the events that he loses Crown Clown, test Allen Walker for synchronicity with #I-M/I-Lacrimosa.
- Last seen location: New Delhi, Republic of India, April 11th, 2021. [ ▲ ]
- There are no official records of Allen Walker’s adoption and only one death certificate proving that Mana Walker existed and died on December 24th, 2015. While General Cross Marian has made no note of it, it appears that Mana Walker kidnapped Allen Walker from an abusive home. However, no missing child’s report of the years 2012-2015 fit Allen Walker’s profile. [ ▲ ]
- It is the only known case of an Akuma inflicting a curse on a living person. [ ▲ ]
- Refer to file #EPIEU-AW-25/12-UCM for further statements concerning the curse mark and the general #UCM files for unconditional maledictions as the one Allen Walker seems to be suffering from. [ ▲ ]
- Cross-reference this with data from #EPIEU-SD-01/11. [ ▲ ]
Notes:
I hope you enjoyed this chapter!
It was fun writing a Kanda POV chapter that ended up being more about Allen anyway.
Chapter 3: Lisbon, Portugal 9:08 a.m.
Notes:
Noah Family vs. the 21st Century aka Tyki gets bullied
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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snailsarecool23 me: idc about politics Tyki Kamelot: *exists* me: oh, uhh yes. The. The politics. They’re. Important. UUUhhm. 103 notes
portugalinfashion Tyki Kamelot, Summer Party @ Kamelot Estate 1054 notes
The Purple Princess of the Kamelot Estate
by Annabel Acosta
The newly appointed Minister of Foreign Affairs, Sheril Kamelot, spent the weekend at home, celebrating the thirteenth birthday of his daughter Road. No expenses were spared to make it the birthday any girl her age would love to have! While reporters were banned from the premise, the cars rolling at the Kamelot Estate promised the event to be a glorious one. Photos from Instagram reveal a pink, purple, and white color scheme, surrounding the guest of honor in her favorite colors. The musical performance also didn’t disappoint as Sheril Kamelot arranged for a special show. Knowing his adopted daughter well, the cast of the hit musical SIX performed for Road Kamelot… (read more)
B-day Playlist!
andshescallingacrab Oh my god could you all just stop thirsting after Tyki Kamelot for a hot second and recall this is the birthday party for a thirteen-year-old who’s probably overwhelmed with all the media attention??? Y’all Road Kamelot was adopted barely a year ago and everyone shouted it was just bc her dad wanted the publicity for re-elections which BY THE WAY he wouldn’t even need bc Sheril Kamelot is the only fucking honest politician in this country is2g. Everyone just likes slandering him when he’s done so much???? And he’s the minister of FOREIGN AFFAIRS. It isn’t even his job to go around changing stuff wirthin the country and still he advocated for better health care bc uuh his wife is chronically sick and laws against child poverty bc of how his brother grew up. Just, take a fucking second to recall this is a family that has gone through some struggle. 387 notes
Notes:
The coding in these chapters is killing me btw
Chapter 4: Bielefeld, Germany 1:45 p.m.
Notes:
Shout out to my friend Poke for providing met with a Phone With English Set Up.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Conspiracy Theories > Europe > Germany > Bielefeld Verschwörung
snailsnoke
Well well well.
How the tables have tabled
For years, they called us the fools. “Who believes in this stupid ass conspiracy theory” and “god just shut up, that joke wasn’t funny ten years ago and it still isn’t”
Whoever laughs last laughs the best.
oldfandomgranny
So that happened.
This honestly isn’t how I expected to return to this forum and yet here I am, staring at the news. I kind of didn’t expect anyone to still be active here. Glad to see this community still exists at least lol. And thank fuck this isn’t twitter.
What a day, honestly
seriouscat
Please stop with all these horrible jokes, they’re not funny and your five seconds of triumphant online pro memer status or whatever isn’t worth it. I haven’t been able to get in touch, who actually lives in Bielefeld for hours now. No matter which number I call, or where I text here (and I have tried whatsapp, twitter, insta, snapchat, tumblr, and even fucking facebook) there is absolutely no reaction. I am incredibly worried, and so are the thousands who also lost contact to their loved ones. Please take this situation as serious as it is. I know some people use humor as their coping mechanism but for the love of god, think before you speak.
heller2k201
Excuse me, exhausted student here:
what the fuck is going on
I just wanted to take a study break when the email notices for this form suddenly blew up again and I just wanna know whats up lol
Also anyone else praying they’re gonna get accepted for medicine?
snailsnoke
Haven’t you read the entry post for this channel?
Bielefeld doesn’t exist anymore.
As in, literally. Nobody can get into contact with anyone in the city. We can still see it, you just can’t get in side. Kinda like that one TV show uuuuh The Dome???
But yeah, that happened
heller2k201
Hahahaha very funny.
Sure 😉
Edit: fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuckity. What the actual hell. The shit did I just read up. Oh my god.
bielefeld city
bielefeld disappearance
bielefeld conspiracy
bielefeld nrw
bielefeld contact
Bielefeld
Bielefeld (German pronunciation: [ˈbiːləfɛlt] ( listen)) supposedly is a city in the Ostwestfalen-Lippe Region in the north-east of North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany. With an imagined population of 341,730,[3] it pretends to be the most populous city in the administrative region (Regierungsbezirk) of Detmold and the 18th largest city in Germany.
The historical centre of the city is supposedly situated north of the Teutoburg Forest line of hills, but modern Bielefeld also allegedly incorporates boroughs on the opposite side and on the hills. The city claims to be situated on the Hermannsweg [de], a hiking trail which runs for 156 km along the length of the Teutoburg Forest.[4]
Bielefeld is said to be home to a significant number of internationally operating companies, including Dr. Oetker, Gildemeister and Schüco. It supposedly has a university and several technical colleges (Fachhochschulen). Bielefeld is allegedly also famous for the Bethel Institution, and for the Bielefeld conspiracy, which has been proven true as of July, 2021. This concept has been used in the town's imaginary marketing and alluded to by Chancellor Angela Merkel.
Geography
History
Politics
From: [email protected]
Subject: #M-LL-AW-03/07/2021-B/G
To: [email protected]; [email protected]
Attached: new_mission_lenalee_allen.pdf (5 MB)
My dearest Lenalee, hello Allen,
As you might have seen on social media and the news, the city of Bielefeld, Germany, has “disappeared”. It is not so much that it has disappeared, rather that nobody can enter it, and we cannot reach anyone inside. We suspect the interference of Innocence. It is your job to find the Innocence and retrieve it. .
Stay safe and come home again.
Love,
Komui Lee
#COBCEU-KL-13/06
Chief Officer of the Black Order
Branch Chief of the European Branch
European Branch
EXORCIST: Lenalee Lee
STATUS: Injured
EXORCIST: Allen Walker
STATUS: Injured
FILE ID: #I-LL-AW-7/07/2021-B/G-0001
BLACK ORDER
EUROPEAN BRANCH
***MISSION REPORT
DETAILS
The Exorcists Lenalee Lee and Allen Walker were deployed to Bielefeld, Germany, after the city appeared to be cut off from the entire world. Presence of Innocence suspected
REPORT
I can’t feel my legs
We arrived at Bielefeld on July 4th, 2021. Finder Toma █████████ greeted us and showed us the way into the city as nobody, so far, had been able to enter it. When we tried to do the same, we were easily accepted past the boundary. However, we could not leave it afterwards.
We proceeded to search for the Innocence, which we suspected to be responsible for the phenomena. To cover more ground in such a large city, we decided to split up and meet again at the McDonalds on the Jahnplatz. Exorcist Walker met Accommodator Miranda Lotto, who appeared to be the only person capable of recalling the fact that the days had been repeating. She was attacked by an Akuma, which Exorcist Walker destroyed, losing sight of Accommodator Lotto meanwhile.
We regrouped at the aforementioned place, to where Accommodator Lotto had followed us. Exorcist Walker recognized her, which caused Accommodator Lotto to attempt to flee. Exorcist Walker, however, managed to hold her back and reassured her that we were there to help. Accommodator Lotto explained that she had indeed been the only one realizing that the city was stuck in a time loop. It is then that Exorcist Walker’s curse mark detected the presence of three Level 2 Akuma in the restaurant. While Exorcist Walker battled the 2 Akuma, I took Accommodator Lotto to safety in her home. There, we discovered that the Innocence was contained in Accommodator Lotto’s grandfather clock. The time loop phenomena seemed to be triggered by the Innocence sensing the Accommodator’s distress and thus we concluded that it might break if we helped Accommodator Lotto go through a successful day.
The next day, still July 3rd with the city’s boundaries, we helped Accommodator Lotto get a job at a local circus. We aided in selling tickets and I handed a little girl███████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████
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Upon waking, I was greeted by my brother, Chief Officer Komui Lee, as well as Bookman, who treated my legs. Please see the attached medical file for reference.
Signed,
Lenalee Lee
#EETEU-LL-20/02
Exorcist of the Black Order
European Branch
Notes:
Allen's art skills translate to him being face blind and that's my take of the evening