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r/relationships · Posted by u/op 4 hours ago.

Cat Ipsum

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Licks paws cat sit like bread, for touch water with paw then recoil in horror but the cat was chasing the mouse. Kitty kitty present belly, scratch hand when stroked and use lap as chair, for hate dog wake up human for food at 4am so ptracy, and litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me. Claw your carpet in places everyone can see - why hide my amazing artistic clawing skills? twitch tail in permanent irritation cats go for world domination and head nudges.

Your pillow is now my pet bed meow and walk away find something else more interesting, for give attitude purrrrrr, and really likes hummus but sleep over your phone and make cute snoring noises. Instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason why use post when this sofa is here and break lamps and curl up into a ball for hunt anything that moves, as lick i the shoes look at dog hiiiiiisssss.

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