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A Tale of Two Couples

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Roommate Agreement between Sheldon Lee Cooper and Paige Angela Swanson, 6 April 1998

Clause 1. The Apartment is rented in common by Sheldon Cooper and Paige Swanson, hereafter referred to as SC and PS. The apartment deed will be in both names. SC  PS

Clause 2. If authorized,one or the other roommate may call an emergency meeting.  SC  PS

Clause 3. The flag of the Apartment is a golden lion rampant on a field vert. Only in emergency may it be flown upside down.  SC  PS

Clause 4. If one of the roommates ever invents Time Travel, the first stop has to aim exactly five seconds after this clause of the Roommate Agreement was signed. SC  PS

Clause 5. SC will take PS swimming to Bill Gates' house should he ever be invited. This also goes for Carl Sagan,George Lucas,or any Star Wars,Star Trek,or LoTR cast member.  SC  PS

Clause 6. Once a day SC must ask how PS is,or the converse.  SC  PS

Clause 7. SC or PS must notify each other 12 to 24 hours in advance if they wish to have a house guest over.  SC  PS

Clause 8. No hootenannies, sing-a-longs, or barbershop quartets after 10 PM.   SC  PS