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MissAlien added A Certain Pokémon, rocky, Tapey Tape, urara, 🐸 , Mother Mother Superiority, Midoriya, h.t undercover, Creaty, Twinkling Star, swish swish, Iida, Cake Man, Animal Whisperer, Hands, Shoto. T, and The Dark Lord into 1-A homies.

 

MissAlien: g u y s

MissAlien: EMERGENCY

MissAlien: LIKE EMERGENCY EMERGENCY

MissAlien: btw should i invite mineta

urara: no.

🐸 : nope

Creaty: I don’t think that’s a good idea…

Mother Mother Superiority: HELL no

h.t undercover: i’m with jirou

Mother Mother Superiority: appreciated

MissAlien: anyways

MissAlien: as y’all should know, it’s my turn to vacuum the common area

MissAlien: and i just wanted to finish it as soon as possible

MissAlien: but guess the FUCK what?

MissAlien: Mr. Explosion Murder is sleeping on the couch

Tapey Tape: …

MissAlien: LIKE FULL ON SLEEPING

A Certain Pokémon: …

urara: …

🐸 : …

rocky: …

h.t undercover: …

Mother Mother Superiority: …

Cake Man: ..holy shit

Tapey Tape: NO

Tapey Tape: WAY

h.t undercover: IM GOING DOWN RN

rocky: but it’s not 8 yet??

A Certain Pokémon: leave him alone he’s aging 😔

rocky: oh 😔

Tapey Tape: I say F in the chat for grandpa Bakugo

rocky: F

h.t undercover: F

urara: F

Creaty: I don’t know what that means, but F☺️

Mother Mother Superiority: you are precious

Mother Mother Superiority: oh and F

Cake man: F

A Certain Pokémon: F

🐸 : F

swish swish: F

Hands: F

The Dark Lord: F

Animal Whisperer: 🙂 ? f?

urara:  it’s ok kouda you’re perfect and we love you <3

Animal Whisperer: 🥰

Twinkling Star: F ✨✨✨

Shoto. T: ? F?

Iida: Guys! I think groupchats should be in use for school and emergencies!

MissAlien: iida sweety

MissAlien: this IS an emergency

MissAlien: if i don’t vacuum the common area

MissAlien: it’s gon be dusty as hell

MissAlien: and we all remember what happened when todoroki sneezed

Shoto. T: my bad

rocky: so who’s gon wake him up?

MissAlien: that’s the thing

MissAlien: if one person wakes him up

MissAlien: they’re going to be fried

h.t undercover: unrelated but

h.t undercover: bakugo looks like an angry pomeranian taking a nap

A Certain Pokémon: ABAHBDHDSHSFSJA

urara: SO THATS WHAT HE ALWAYS REMINDED ME OF

Mother Mother Superiority: I CAN SEE IT

Tapey Tape: P L E A S E

Tapey Tape: OK LETS ASK A BAKUGO PROFESSIONAL OF 16 YEARS

Tapey Tape: @Midoriya

Midoriya: Hey!

Midoriya: What’s up? :D

Tapey Tape: Read the chat

Midoriya: oh

Midoriya: O H

Midoriya: Sorry guys, can’t help you with that

Midoriya: Kacchan will explode if somebody unwillingly wakes him up

Midoriya: Literally

MissAlien: any of you would like to test your immortality?

🐸 : no thank you

Mother Mother Superiority: once again

Mother Mother Superiority: hell no

Cake man: I still wanna live

MissAlien: 😔

Hands: If he is going to be angry either way,

Hands: Why don’t we all wake him up?

Hands: Less focus on an individual, and he won’t kill all of us

urara: 🧍

A Certain Pokémon: 🧍

Mother Mother Superiority: 🧍

Cake man: 🧍

Hands: …Right?

Midoriya: I don’t think we should bet on that

A Certain Pokémon: i’m with midoriya

The Dark Lord: I think Shoji made a valid point though

The Dark Lord: The more people there are, the less damage on one person

Creaty: I agree!

urara: but how

Tapey Tape: wAit

Tapey Tape: Isn’t this

Tapey Tape: A perfect opportunity

swish swish: to do what?

Tapey Tape: To be legendary, my friend

A Certain Pokémon: i like where this is going

h.t undercover: same

MissAlien: same

Shoto. T: We could just wake him up

Tapey Tape: Where’s the fun in that

The Dark Lord: I have to say, I am intrigued

Twinkling Star: same~~ 💫

rocky: so what are we gon do?

MissAlien: i have an idea

MissAlien: whoever’s free, come down rn

MissAlien: and be QUIET

 

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urara: i couldn’t go because i was calling my family but

urara: what’s going on?

A Certain Pokémon: why hello

A Certain Pokémon: i will gladly update you

urara: 💓

A Certain Pokémon: <3

A Certain Pokémon: anyways

A Certain Pokémon: most of the people came down right

A Certain Pokémon: and mina explained her plan

A Certain Pokémon: its amazing, btw

A Certain Pokémon: i’ll get to it later

A Certain Pokémon: jirou just came back with a speaker and bunch of instruments

A Certain Pokémon: mina’s orders

A Certain Pokémon: now shes setting up the speaker

A Certain Pokémon: the others are all gon play smth but i’ll keep updating live

urara: you are a blessing

A Certain Pokémon: thank you beb

A Certain Pokémon: OH JIROU JUST FINISHED SETTING UP THE SPEAKER

A Certain Pokémon: PLS EVERYONE’S SO SERIOUS

A Certain Pokémon: OK OK SO

A Certain Pokémon: THEYRE DOING THIS

A Certain Pokémon:

https://youtu.be/kATk4jLAr2o

A Certain Pokémon: they’re going to be performing live with the original song🤠

urara: …

urara: no way

urara: NO STOP

urara: WHY HOGWARTS MARCH💀

A Certain Pokémon: honestly idk but it’s going be fun

A Certain Pokémon: OH OH THEYRE STARTING

A Certain Pokémon: SO MINA JIROU AOYAMA ARE IN CHARGE OF THE SNARE DRUMS

A Certain Pokémon: KIRISHIMA SHOJI SERO AND TODOROKI ARE PLAYING THE BASS DRUMS

A Certain Pokémon: YAOMOMO IS LAUGHING SO MUCH BUT IN AN ELEGANT WAY

A Certain Pokémon: I LOVE HER

urara: ME TOO

A Certain Pokémon: MIDORIYA OJIRO AND TOKOYAMI ARE PLAYING THE CYMBALS 

A Certain Pokémon: MIDORIYA LOOKS SO SCARED PLSS

A Certain Pokémon: SATO AND TSUYU’S CONTROLLING THE MUSIC

A Certain Pokémon: HAGAKURE’S FILMING LMFAOO

A Certain Pokémon: FROM THE WAY HER PHONE’S SHAKING I THINK SHES DYING TOO

urara: BJSJSJJSHD

A Certain Pokémon: OMGOMGOMG

A Certain Pokémon: BAKUGO’S UP

A Certain Pokémon: HE DOESNT LOOK HAPPY

urara: RUN DENKI

A Certain Pokémon: FUCK I’LL BE BACK

A Certain Pokémon: PRAY FOR ME

urara: ONLY FOR YOU

 

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urara: …

Midoriya: …

Mother Mother Superiority: …

h.t undercover: …

swish swish: …

Cake man: …

Hands: …

🐸 : …

Tapey Tape: …

A Certain Pokémon: …

MissAlien: …

rocky: …

urara: are you guys ok

swish swish: i thought a demon replaced bakugo

swish swish: so to answer your question, no

swish swish: we are

swish swish: traumatized

Tapey Tape: Was it worth it tho

swish swish: yes

Tapey Tape: 🤟

Mother Mother Superiority: no because at one point

Mother Mother Superiority: i looked at kaminari 

Mother Mother Superiority: and i swear he looked like that meme

The Dark Lord: ?

Mother Mother Superiority: this

Mother Mother Superiority:

https://images.app.goo.gl/rn74n6iq4eAk7tj79


MissAlien: BSHHSHHSHHSHSH

h.t undercover: YESSS ABSJJSJSJ

A Certain Pokémon: I DID NOT

🐸 : this is a safe space you don’t have to lie ☺️

A Certain Pokémon: …

A Certain Pokémon: OK MAYBE I WAS A LIL SCARED

Mother Mother Superiority: screenshotted printed and framed

A Certain Pokémon: isn’t this supposed to be a safe space😔

urara: it’s ok ily for keeping me updated <3

A Certain Pokémon: <33

urara: but what happened

urara: after bakugo woke up

Cake Man: He was fuming

Cake Man: Literally

h.t undercover: the video will forever remain my favorite

h.t undercover: oh btw here you go

h.t undercover: W akingBakugoup.mp4

MissAlien: we love you hagakure

h.t undercover: ik 😚

Tapey Tape: Yo I noticed smth

Tapey Tape: Even when he was chasing us around with lil explosions

Tapey Tape: He avoided the instruments at all costs

Hands: …

Hands: That’s actually

Hands: Really sweet of him what

Mother Mother Superiority: oh

Mother Mother Superiority: wait that’s nice

rocky: omg

 

rocky added Bakugo to 1-A homies.

 

rocky: is it true you protected jirou’s instruments bro

Bakugo: the fuck is this

 

Bakugo left 1-A homies.

 

rocky added Bakugo to 1-A homies.

 

rocky: oh no you don’t

Bakugo: Don’t tell me to do shit

 

Bakugo left 1-A homies.

 

rocky: bakugoooo

 

rocky added Bakugo to 1-A homies.

 

rocky: i will keep this going until my phone breaks

Bakugo: I swear to the fucking god

Bakugo: What the fuck

Bakugo: Fine

Bakugo: But leave me alone

rocky: but broooo

Bakugo: Don’t call me bro

rocky: what why

Bakugo: Shut up

rocky: you confuse me 😞

Bakugo: good

Bakugo: Now shut up

rocky: did you protect jirou’s instruments though

Bakugo: Tf would I tell you

rocky: oh

rocky: :(

Bakugo: .

Bakugo: Fine I did avoid it

rocky: :D

Bakugo: Now leave me tf alone

Bakugo: And I swear if you assholes say some dumb shit

Bakugo: I’ll get out instantly

A Certain Pokémon: …

A Certain Pokémon: did you know that you look like a pomeranian when you sleep

Bakugo: .

 

Bakugo left 1-A homies.

 

rocky added Bakugo to 1-A homies.

 

Tapey Tape: 🤠👍

Bakugo: Die

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A Certain Pokémon: quedstion

A Certain Pokémon: what willl you guys dp if your hsnd gets stuck

MissAlien: ?

MissAlien: unstuck the hand obvi

A Certain Pokémon: but

A Certain Pokémon: how

Midoriya: Is there something you’re not telling us?

A Certain Pokémon: .

MissAlien: you got your hand stuck didn’t you

A Certain Pokémon: mhm 😞

urara: in where

A Certain Pokémon: so there’s tgis hole next to my ac

A Certain Pokémon: i wondtred if i can get my hand in

A Certain Pokémon: turbns out i can

A Certain Pokémon: but now i can’t get it out 😃

rocky: ….

rocky: Oh dude

🐸 : why did you even

🐸 : no nvm forget i asked

A Certain Pokémon: 😞

Tapey Tape: Bro is that why you’re typing unbelievably slow with typos

A Certain Pokémon: lreave me alonje i’m trying

Tapey Tape: No

h.t undercover: ok unrelated but

h.t undercover: midoriya why is your username dry

h.t undercover: i know you can do better than that

Midoriya: Oh

Midoriya: Then

Midoriya: Any suggestions? :D

MissAlien: broccoli man

Animal Whisperer: 🥦💥

Tapey Tape: Midorisaurus

The Dark Lord: The Emerald Knight

swish swish: midodude

Iida: Green Lighting!

🐸 : izukun

rocky: manly broccoli!

Cake Man: Matcha hair

Twinkling Star: shining emerald hero~~ ✨✨

Creaty: Zuzu ☺️

Mother Mother Superiority: that emoji suits you so much momo

Creaty: Thank you! It’s my favorite ☺️

Mother Mother Superiority: 💓

Creaty: ☺️💓

Mother Mother Superiority: oh and username

Mother Mother Superiority: uh

Mother Mother Superiority: The Green Gentleman

Mother Mother Superiority: from panic at the disco

MissAlien: …

MissAlien: so we’re not going to talk about the tension

MissAlien: really?

MissAlien: ok

urara: wild green boi

A Certain Pokémon: wamking broccoli with muscles

A Certain Pokémon: waking

A Certain Pokémon: waling

A Certain Pokémon: waing

h.t undercover: take your time bae

A Certain Pokémon: waljing

A Certain Pokémon: wAlking

A Certain Pokémon: finalkvy

Midoriya: Maybe Green Lighting?

Shoto. T: sounds good but

Shoto. T: doesn’t midorisaurus sound cool?

Midoriya: Oh

Midoriya: Now that I think about it

Midoriya: Yeah I’ll take Midorisaurus :)

 

Midoriya changed username to Midorisaurus.

 

Midorisaurus: There we go :D

Shoto. T: :)

MissAlien: …

MissAlien: so we’re not going to talk about the tension

MissAlien: again

MissAlien: ok

rocky: speaking of usernames

rocky: @Bakugo

rocky: why don’t you change yours?

Bakugo: What now

Bakugo: Oh my fucking god

rocky: no don’t leave

 

Bakugo left 1-A homies.

 

rocky: i swear

 

rocky added Bakugo to 1-A homies.

 

Bakugo: God leave me alone

rocky: why don’t you change your username

Bakugo: Because it’s fine the way it is

Tapey Tape: Aww

Tapey Tape: Are you that scared to change it Bakugooo

Tapey Tape: It’s dry asf

Tapey Tape: Btw Midoriya nice username

Midorisaurus: Oh thank you!

Bakugo: …

 

Bakugo changed username to Bakugod.

 

Bakugo: Now stfu

rocky: omg nice username bro

Bakugo: STOP calling me bro

rocky: ?

Bakugo: Bye

rocky: wha

h.t undercover: 👀

rocky: what’s up with him

swish swish: oh kirishima

Hands: Leave him to be

swish swish: mm

rocky: ??

A Certain Pokémon: ok sprry to disturdb but

A Certain Pokémon: my hand?

A Certain Pokémon: helpjh??

MissAlien: oh

Midoriya: Oh

h.t undercover: o h

h.t undercover: SORRY ARE YOU OK

A Certain Pokémon: 😞

rocky: OH DUDE

rocky: IM COMING OVER RN DONT MOVE

A Certain Pokémon: fam i cant ecven if i tried

MissAlien: .

MissAlien: IM SORRY BUT THAT WAS SO UNCALLED FOR

Mother Mother Superiority: BWHHWHWHHAHHA

Mother Mother Superiority: RIP DENKI

A Certain Pokémon: fyck yiu

rocky: guys his hands is actually stuck

rocky: like stuck stuck

rocky: we might need some help

Midorisaurus: omw!

Cake Man: same

Tapey Tape: same but to take pics

A Certain Pokémon: i hate yiut

 

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Hands: So like

Hands: What happened

Hands: It’s been an hour

🐸 : yes update us

Cake Man: So we got it out

Cake Man: After thirty mins or smth

Cake Man: We had to break the wall a lil bit

Cake Man: Its covered by a Queen poster now

Mother Mother Superiority: i’m sorry

Mother Mother Superiority: he has a queen poster?

Cake Man: Yes

Cake Man: With a singing Freddie Mercury in the middle

urara: as he should

Mother Mother Superiority: so that dumbass has taste

Mother Mother Superiority: ok

Mother Mother Superiority: my respect for him has gone up

Creaty: Is he okay now??

Cake Man: He was really out of it by the time we got him out but

Cake Man: I think he’s fine

Tapey Tape: IT WAS HILARIOUS

Tapey Tape: HIS FACE WAS THE SAME AS WHEN HE OVERUSES HIS QUIRK

Tapey Tape: BUT MORE DEAD

Mother Mother Superiority: I should’ve gone 😔

rocky: what are we gon do if aizawa finds out

Midorisaurus: Let’s not think about that

Bakugod: You’re all dumb shits

MissAlien: sir this whole class is made up of dumb shits including you

MissAlien: except you momo <3

Creaty: ☺️☺️

Bakugod: I’m not a part of you shits

MissAlien: whatever helps you sleep at night boo

Bakugod:


Bakugod left
1-A homies.

 

rocky added Bakugo to 1-A homies.

 

Bakugod: OH MY FUCKING GOD

A Certain Pokémon: HI GUYS IM BACK

Bakugod: Die

A Certain Pokémon: ok

rocky: NO

 

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h.t undercover: guys

h.t undercover: my username just became real

A Certain Pokémon: e l a b o r a t e

swish swish: i sense a storytime

urara: same

h.t undercover: so me and jirou are out rn

h.t undercover: she forgot her phone so that’s why she’s not saying anything

h.t undercover: we stopped by at the mall right

h.t undercover: guess who’s there

h.t undercover: AIZAWA

Tapey Tape: https://youtu.be/ziobtd9JTtk

h.t undercover: and of course

h.t undercover: we follow him

h.t undercover: and where does he stop?

h.t undercover: A FUCKING BABY STORE

h.t undercover: YOU HEARD ME

h.t undercover: A BABY STORE

rocky: NO WAY

Midorisaurus: What?

Iida: It is not appropriate to follow around our teacher, let alone out of the school premises guys!

Iida: But I have to say, I am curious

MissAlien: it’s legit when iida’s interested

MissAlien: continue pls

h.t undercover: at this point me and jirou are freaking out

h.t undercover: so we go in

h.t undercover: and our teacher is there

h.t undercover: BUYING BABY BOTTLES AND TINY PLATES

h.t undercover: believe me when i tell you

h.t undercover: we almost screamed

🐸 : did he buy anything else?!??!

h.t undercover: YES A BUNCH OF SMALL TOWELS AND BABY WIPES

Shoto. T: Aizawa has a secret child…?

The Dark Lord: Let’s not jump to any conclusions

The Dark Lord: Did he buy a baby monitor or squishy toys?

h.t undercover: YES TF

The Dark Lord: …

The Dark Lord: He has a secret child

urara: OH MY GOD

urara: wait who’s close to aizawa

Hands: Present Mic

urara: no a student

Hands: Oh

A Certain Pokémon: it’s def shinso

urara: we should ask him

A Certain Pokémon: OMG GOOD IDEA

 

A Certain Pokémon added Sleep Deprived Purple into 1-A homies.

 

Sleep Deprived Purple: What is this??

A Certain Pokémon: hey shinsoo

A Certain Pokémon: do you know anything about aizawa having a kid??

Sleep Deprived Purple: Huh?

Sleep Deprived Purple: No

A Certain Pokémon: oh

A Certain Pokémon: did he mention anything about a kid?

Sleep Deprived Purple: No?

Sleep Deprived Purple: Wait what’s going on

MissAlien: so jirou and hagakure are in a mall rn and they saw aizawa going into a baby store

MissAlien: they followed him and now he’s buying bunch of baby shit

Sleep Deprived Purple : What the fuck?

Sleep Deprived Purple: He has a kid?

urara: THATS WHAT WE WANNA KNOW

Creaty: Hagakure, are you sure that it’s him??

h.t undercover: YES

h.t undercover: OH HI SHINSO

h.t undercover: WAIT WTFF

h.t undercover: OH MY GOD

h.t undercover: GUYS HE BROUGHT DIPERS

h.t undercover: HE BROUGHT DIPERSSSSS

Tapey Tape: SHIT

Tapey Tape: SHITSHITSHIT

Tapey Tape: SO OUR TEACHER HAS A CHILD-???

A Certain Pokémon: THE DUDE WHO LITERALLY BRINGS A SLEEPING BAG TO CLASS AND SLEEPS??

Midorisaurus: Maybe that’s the reason to his lack of sleep

Midorisaurus: A baby

Animal Whisperer: 😧😧

Sleep Deprived Purple: I

Sleep Deprived Purple: What?

swish swish: oh my god oh my god oh my god

swish swish: no way man

swish swish: aizawa?!?

rocky: I CANNOT PROCESS THIS

A Certain Pokémon: SAME OH MY FUCKING GOD

MissAlien: DIPERS, SQUISHY TOYS, BABY MONITOR, BOTTLES, WIPES-

MissAlien: ITS OFFICIAL

MissAlien: HE HAS A BABY

🐸 : n o  w a y

Hands: This is unbelievable

Sleep deprived purple: WHAT IS GOING ON

Bakugod: Will you all shut the fuck up

Bakugod: Wtf

A Certain Pokémon: read the chat

Bakugod: Don’t tell me what to do dipshit

Bakugod: What is purple head doing here

Bakugod: Wait fuck

Bakugod: Aizawa has a baby?

Bakugod: What the fuck

Bakugod: No way

h.t undercover: YES WAY

h.t undercover: ITS HAPPENING RIGHT BEFORE MY OWN EYES

h.t undercover: WAIT GUYS HIS PHONE STARTED RINGING

h.t undercover: OK WE’RE MOVING CLOSER SO WE CAN LISTEN

h.t undercover: …

h.t undercover: N O

h.t undercover: I CANT OMG

h.t undercover: THIS IS UNREAL

urara: WHAT

h.t undercover: HE SAID

h.t undercover: yes i brought the things on the list

h.t undercover: do you need anything else?

h.t undercover: its ok, i’ll come home soon

h.t undercover: just rest

h.t undercover: IM DISSOLVING OH GOD

h.t undercover: WHAT IS HAPPENING

Bakugod: Even if you dissolved, we wouldn’t see shit

Bakugod: Did you forget you’re fucking invisible

h.t undercover: 😔

h.t undercover: OMG GUYS HE SMILED

h.t undercover: HE SMILED TFFF

Shoto. T: Aizawa smiles?

Shoto. T: Like

Shoto. T: Genuinely?

Sleep Deprived Purple: WHAT

h.t undercover: YES GENUINELY

h.t undercover: JIROU’S FREAKING OUT SO BAD

h.t undercover: wait

h.t undercover: he just said

h.t undercover: dinner’s on thursday at 6 right?

h.t undercover: at bell tastes + taps?

Creaty: Isn’t that a restaurant near the school?

h.t undercover: YES

urara: the chicken wings there are to die for istg

swish swish: they’re the best

A Certain Pokémon: wait does that mean

A Certain Pokémon: he CONFIRMED a date with the baby mama?

A Certain Pokémon: and we know where it is?

A Certain Pokémon: AND THE TIME??

Tapey Tape: Is this an opportunity I smell?

Tapey Tape: And an amazing one?

A Certain Pokémon: lemme see

A Certain Pokémon: yes

A Certain Pokémon: YES IT IS SERO

Midorisaurus: I would disagree but the curiosity is killing me

Midorisaurus: I’m on board with whatever you guys are planning

Iida: I do not condone this behavior, but I will let it pass this time

Iida: We need to find out the truth

MissAlien: whoever’s on board say yes

Sleep Deprived Purple: Yes

rocky: yes

urara: yes

Creaty: Yes

Cake man: Yes

🐸 : ofc yes

swish swish: yes

Hands: Yes

The Dark Lord: I am too invested

The Dark Lord: Yes

Animal Whisperer: 😃 yes

Twinkling Star: yes ✨💫✨

Shoto. T: Yes

rocky: bakugo?

Bakugod: …

Bakugod: I’m only saying yes to see what the kid looks like

Bakugod: and the mom

A Certain Pokémon: YES BROO

Bakugo: Stfu

rocky: ?

rocky: wait how come you don’t say anything when he calls you bro?

Tapey Tape: 👀

urara: 👀

MissAlien: 👀

🐸 : 👀

A Certain Pokémon: 👀

Bakugo: Shut up oh my fucking god

A Certain Pokémon: ANYWAYS

A Certain Pokémon: FINDING OUT IF AIZAWA ACTUALLY HAS A WIFE AND KID

A Certain Pokémon: OPERATION FOIAAHAWAK IS ON

 

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Mother Mother Superiority: WAIT WHY IS SHINSO GETTING DOWN ON ONE KNEE

urara: OH MY GOD

MissAlien: I CANT HOLY FUCK

rocky: bakugo choked

- forty five minutes earlier-

A Certain Pokémon: are you guys in your positions?

Twinkling Star: yes~ ✨✨

A Certain Pokémon: bakugo, stay LOWKEY

A Certain Pokémon: keep your eyes on him kirishima

rocky: is that why you put us in pairs?

Bakugod: I’m not the one who does stupid shit like getting my hand stuck in a wall

Bakugod: Troll head, it’s your responsibility to keep eyes on him

Sleep Deprived Purple: Stop calling me-

Sleep Deprived Purple: You know what nvm

Bakugod: Isn’t this you

Bakugod: https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2Fba%2Ff8%2F37%2Fbaf83765a48cdb58ff83f03de1983b02.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%

Sleep Deprived Purple: ….

Sleep Deprived Purple: I

urara: SHINSO ILY BUT

urara: BAHHAHAHAHAHHSHSH

Tapey Tape: WHY DOES THE HAIR LOOK IDENTICAL

Creaty: Oh goodness

A Certain Pokémon: ANYWAYS

A Certain Pokémon: ARE YALL READY

Midorisaurus: Yes but

Midorisaurus: Why do I have a wig on

MissAlien: because your hair is a lil too wild and noticeable bae

MissAlien: and 80% of us has a wig on

h.t undercover: Speaking of noticeable

h.t undercover: @swish swish @Hands @Animal Whisperer @The Dark Lord @MissAlien

h.t undercover: what are you guys gon do

swish swish: i’m going to be with kouda outside of the restaurant while he let the butterflies eavesdrop

urara: ,?butterflies?

swish swish: apparently he brought his butterfly friends

Animal Whisperer: 🥰👍

Hands: I’m going to sit close to Aizawa’s table

Hands: Yaoyorozu made a gigantic hoodie for me

Hands: And I have good ears

Creaty: Happy to help ☺️

Mother Mother Superiority: aw

The Dark Lord: I will sit in the very back and observe the mother and the child

The Dark Lord: Having bird eyes come in handy sometimes

A Certain Pokémon: #birdlife #birdthings #proudtobebird

Mother Mother Superiority: shut up

A Certain Pokémon: ok

h.t undercover: wbu mina

MissAlien: a wig, dressing like a dude and colored contacts

MissAlien: im with uraraka rn

urara: i am in love 😔

MissAlien: <3

Shoto. T: I think you look good Midoriya

Shoto. T: No homo :)

rocky: …

A Certain Pokémon: …

🐸 : …

Mother Mother Superiority: …

Tapey Tape: …

h.t undercover: …

Cake Man: …

Sleep Deprived Purple: …

urara: …

Hands: …

swish swish: …

The Dark Lord: …

Twinkling Star: … 💫

Midorisaurus: I

Midorisaurus: Uh

Midorisaurus: Thank you..

Bakugod: BAHHAHAHAHHAHH

Bakugod: HOLY SHIT

Bakugod: WAY TO GO ICY HOT

Shoto. T: ?

Midorisaurus: ….

swish swish: as much as i wanna know wtf just happened

swish swish: AIZAWA JUST PASSED BY AND WENT IN

Tapey Tape: OH SHIT

Tapey Tape: I WAS GOING TO SAY F IN THE CHAT BUT THAT CAN COME LATER

Tapey Tape: OPERATION FOIAAHAWAK HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED

urara: HE SHAVED HIS BEARD AND HAS A PONYTAIL

urara: A PONYTAIL

urara: HE LOOKS TOTALLY DIFFERENT FROM YESTERDAY

Creaty: I’m not used to seeing him in anything other than his hero costume…

rocky: mina

rocky: how did you reserve all these tables

rocky: today’s a national holiday right

MissAlien: i have my ways 😚

MissAlien: wait kiri what did you write for our reason to go out

rocky: i just said we’re going to hang out at the mall down the hill and watch a movie

rocky: which is not exactly a lie because it’s two stores away from here

MissAlien: ily

rocky: ilym

Cake Man: Guys focus

A Certain Pokémon: OMGOMGOMG

A Certain Pokémon: A LADY WITH A BABY STROLLER CAME IN

🐸 : she’s very pretty

h.t undercover: jirou’s blushing y’all

Mother Mother Superiority: SHUT UP

Creaty: Oh

A Certain Pokémon: SHES HEADING TOWARDS AIZAWA

A Certain Pokémon: SHE SAT DOWNVBDFH

Sleep Deprived Purple: Calm down and drink some water

A Certain Pokémon: you don’t have to text me i’m right in front of you

urara: YALL THE BABY IS SO CUTE

h.t undercover: …

h.t undercover: ITS HOLDING THE SQUISHY TOY AIZAWA BROUGHT

Tapey Tape: IT 💀

rocky: DONT CALL THE BABY IT

h.t undercover: WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED CALL IT

rocky: IDK BUT NOT IT

h.t undercover: SHOJI IS IT A BOY OR GIRL

Hands: I honestly don’t know

h.t undercover: BSHSHSHSBSHSS

h.t undercover: WHAT ARE WE CALLING IT THEN

Shoto. T: How about Small Aizawa

rocky: .

h.t undercover: .

rocky: yeah ok that’ll work

Mother Mother Superiority: am i the only one who pictured aizawa wrapped around in a baby blanket

Mother Mother Superiority: and sleeping in a baby bed with bunch of cat plushies

A Certain Pokémon: JSJHAHAJJAJAJAJ

A Certain Pokémon: nOW WHY WOULD YOU GIVE US THAT IMAGE

Sleep Deprived Purple: Why would you say that

Sleep Deprived Purple: He won’t stop laughing now

Sleep Deprived Purple: Oh god he choked on his salad

MissAlien: ok i have been quiet about this for the whole time

MissAlien: but @Iida

MissAlien: girl what is that WIG

Iida: ?

MissAlien: blond is not your color boo

Iida: I am just wearing the one Sero gave me!

MissAlien: at least you look the least recognizable

MissAlien: and now i know you fit dark colors the best

swish swish: guys update

swish swish: according to one of the tiny butterflies around the flowers

swish swish: the woman made aizawa shave and ‘clean himself up’

swish swish: she said ‘you’re much more handsome when you’re like this’

swish swish: the baby is a he btw

Shoto. T: So he really is Small Aizawa

A Certain Pokémon: JAUHAHSHSHSH PLSSS

The Dark Lord: The child is almost 6 months old

Midorisaurus: ? How do you know that?

The Dark Lord: Instincts

Midorisaurus: :D ???

Tapey Tape: Oh they started ordering

Tapey Tape: Should we order smth

MissAlien: At least order a drink so you won’t get kicked out

rocky: bakugo and i ordered hot chicken wings 😃

Bakugod: Why do you have to tell them shit

rocky: we could give them our food review?

Bakugod: What the fuck

Bakugod: No

rocky: but brooo

Bakugod: STOP CALLING ME BRO

rocky: WHY

Bakugod: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO NOSY

rocky: WHAT

rocky: OK IF YOU GIVE THEM OUR FOOD REVIEW I’LL STOP

rocky: OR TRY TO

Bakugod: .

Bakugod: Fine

Bakugod: But you better fucking stop

rocky: why tho

Bakugod: Stfu

rocky: ok 😔

Bakugod: .

Mother Mother Superiority: you guys are literally sitting together just talk

A Certain Pokémon: shhh that was good tea

Bakugod: Fucking die

A Certain Pokémon: ok

A Certain Pokémon: wAit OH NO

A Certain Pokémon: AIZAWA SHOOED THE BUTTERFLIES AWAY

🐸 : it’s ok we still have shoji

urara: shoji can you hear what they’re saying

Hands: Wait

Hands: Oh wow

Hands: He asked “wheres kai?”

Hands: And she answered “oh yeah he’s having a sleepover today”

Mother Mother Superiority: THERES ANOTHER ONE?

MissAlien: AIZAWA 💀💀💀

Tapey Tape: HOW DID WE NOT KNOW I DONT GET IT

Hands: Oh she took the baby out of the stroller and asked “he looks like me doesn’t he?”

Hands: Aizawa smiled and nodded

Midorisaurus: Woah

The Dark Lord: The child does look like her

h.t undercover: WHAT IS GOING ON

Hands: Okay their food came so I don’t think they’ll be talking much

A Certain Pokémon: guys

A Certain Pokémon: why did the lights dim

A Certain Pokémon: and why did the music change

MissAlien: yea wtf

swish swish: ??

MissAlien: WAIT WAIT

MissAlien: A BUNCH OF STAFF CAME OUT OF THE KITCHEN

MissAlien: AND ONE OF THEM’S HOLDING A PLATE WITH CAKE AND BUNCH OF HEART DECORATIONS

MissAlien:  IS THIS FOR AIZAWA AND HIS GIRL

MissAlien: no nvm they passed them

MissAlien: WAITTTT

MissAlien: WAIT WHY ARE THEY HEADING TOWARDS DENKI AND SHINSO

MissAlien: WAITWAITWAIT

MissAlien: PLSS DENKI OMG

MissAlien: HE LOOKS SO SCARED

MissAlien: ….

MissAlien: DID THE LADY HOLDING THE CAKE JUST SAY HAPPY FIFTH ANNIVERSARY

MissAlien: DID SHE JUST

MissAlien: TURN TO DENKI AND SAY

MissAlien: THE OTHER GENTLEMAN HAS SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU

Mother Mother Superiority: IM SORRY I WAS IN SHOCK COULDNT TYPE SHIT

Mother Mother Superiority: WHAT IS HAPPENINGBSHSGD

urara: NO SERIOUSLY WTF

Mother Mother Superiority: DENKI LOOKS SO SCARED HES OUT OF IT

urara: HES FROZEN

MissAlien: OH SHINSOOO

MissAlien: .

MissAlien: hol up

MissAlien: HOLD THE FUCK UP

Mother Mother Superiority: WHY IS SHINSO GETTING DOWN ON ONE KNEE

urara: OH MY GOD

MissAlien: I CANT HOLY FUCK

rocky: bakugo choked

rocky: WHAT is happening

Mother Mother Superiority: WE WANNA KNOW TOO

Mother Mother Superiority: .

Mother Mother Superiority: did shinso just say

Mother Mother Superiority: robert darling

Mother Mother Superiority: we have been together for 5 years

Mother Mother Superiority: and there is nothing more in this world that i want than spending the rest of my life with you

Mother Mother Superiority: will you marry me?

Mother Mother Superiority: oh denki snapped back

Mother Mother Superiority: BSHAHWGSHSHSX HE LOOKS SO CONFUSED

Mother Mother Superiority: BHSHEHRHHR HE GAVE THIS FAKEASS GASP AND PRETENDED TO SOB

Mother Mother Superiority: AND HE JUST SAID

Mother Mother Superiority: yes ken

Mother Mother Superiority: HIS FACE IS LITERALLY 😬

Cake Man: K E N

Mother Mother Superiority: AND SHINSO DIDNT EVEN BOTHER TO HIDE THE FACT THAT HE SLIPPED THE RING OFF HIS FINGER AND PUT IT ON DENKI’S

Mother Mother Superiority: i have never witnessed a moment awkward than this

Mother Mother Superiority: ….

Mother Mother Superiority: i was wrong

swish swish: i have been trying to see what was going on for the past 5 minutes

swish swish: UPDATE ME

MissAlien: i-

MissAlien: THE ENTIRE RESTAURANT EXCEPT US STARTED RANTING KISS KISS KISS

MissAlien: SO SHINSO LAUGHED DRYLY AND PECKED DENKI ON THE CHEEK

MissAlien: THEY BOTH LOOK SO DEAD OMG

MissAlien: THE APPLAUSE GOODBYE

MissAlien: OK THE LIGHT’S BACK ON

MissAlien: THE LADY JUST OFFERED TO TAKE A PICTURE

MissAlien: THEY COULDNT REFUSEBHSHSBH

MissAlien: THE FORCED SMILES ON THEIR FACES

Midorisaurus: What did we just see

Shoto. T: Those two were dating…?

urara: TODOROKI 💀💀💀

Bakugod: And he was the one who fucking told me to stay lowkey

rocky: I AM HOLLERING

Tapey Tape: I COULDNT TEXT BECAUSE I WAS FILMING BUT

Tapey Tape: BSBHSHSHHAHAHAHHAHS

A Certain Pokémon: ….

Sleep Deprived Purple: ….

Sleep Deprived Purple: Oh god

h.t undercover: i have so many questions but

h.t undercover: shinso

h.t undercover: WHY ROBERT

Sleep Deprived Purple: I COULDNT COME UP WITH ANYTHING

h.t undercover: SO YOU WENT WITH A MIDDLE AGED WHITE DUDE’S NAME?

Sleep Deprived Purple: IM SORRY

Tapey Tape: WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT KEN

Tapey Tape: BARBIE?? HELLO?

MissAlien: OK WHATEVER YOUR REASONS ARE

MissAlien: WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE ASAP

MissAlien: NOT ALL AT ONCE BECAUSE THATS WAY TOO WEIRD BUT

MissAlien: WE GOTTA GET OUT

MissAlien: BTW DENKI ARE YOU OK

A Certain Pokémon: 😀👍

MissAlien: DENKIIII

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Midorisaurus: @Sleep Deprived Purple

Midorisaurus: Kaminari’s kind of malfunctioning right now so I’ll pass on this message for him

Midorisaurus: Right before Aizawa left homeroom,  he turned to him and said

Midorisaurus: Kaminari, no, Robert, my sister congratulates you on your engagement with Ken

Midorisaurus: And my nephews are also going to attend the wedding, so heads up

Sleep Deprived Purple: …

Sleep Deprived Purple: HE SAID WHAT

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Tapey Tape: Guys help

Tapey Tape: Denki’s missing

Mother Mother Superiority: what now

Tapey Tape: So

Tapey Tape: We were just walking right

Tapey Tape: Then this dude snatches this lady’s purse RIGHT in front of us

Tapey Tape: ObViously we chase after him

Tapey Tape: But he had this weird quirk that let him run real fucking fast

Tapey Tape: Even my tape couldn’t keep up

Tapey Tape: Anyways we ran after him and ended up in this alley

Tapey Tape: Denki managed to tase the dude until he was completely unconscious

Tapey Tape: But the thing is

Tapey Tape: He overused his quirk

Tapey Tape: And we all know what he’s like when that happens

Tapey Tape: So eventually we handed the villain to the police

Tapey Tape: But Denki was so out of it

Tapey Tape: tHen he saw a butterfly and STARTED CHASING IT

Tapey Tape; AND HE WAS FAST

Tapey Tape: I CHASED AFTER HIM

Tapey Tape: BUT THEN I GOT CAUGHT IN MIDDLE OF OLD PEOPLE JOGGING

Tapey Tape: AND BY THE TIME I GOT OUT HE WAS GONE

Tapey Tape: WHAT DO I DO

Hands: Where are you

Tapey Tape: 15 minutes walk from the hill

Tapey Tape: Lemme check the name of the street

Tapey Tape: ….

Tapey Tape: Het street

MissAlien: ….

MissAlien: well half of this class don’t belong there

Tapey Tape: HELP

Tapey Tape: DENKI’S LOST SOMEWHERE DOWN HET STREET

Tapey Tape: BUT THERES SO MANY STORES AND PEOPLE AND BACK ALLEYS

h.t undercover: PLEASEE

h.t undercover: WHO THOUGHT THAT NAME WAS A GOOD IDEA

urara: maybe a gay dude desperately trying to act straight

Mother Mother Superiority: so bakugo

Bakugod: What the fuck

Tapey Tape: CAN WE FOCUS ON OUR LOST DENKI

rocky: where did you last see him?

Tapey Tape: The start of the street i think

Tapey Tape: He could literally be ANYWHERE by now

Sleep Deprived Purple: Kaminari’s lost?

Sleep Deprived Purple: Shit

Sleep Deprived Purple: I’ll be there in 20

Tapey Tape: THANK YOU SHINSO

Iida: As class president, I will also search for him!

Midorisaurus: Todoroki and I are heading out too!

swish swish: same

Cake Man: Kouda and I are going

Hands: Tokoyami and Aoyama’s joining too

rocky: bakugo

rocky: let’s go

Bakugod: I’m not wasting my time searching for a fucking dumbass who chases around butterflies

rocky: that dumbass happens to be our friend

Bakugod: Not our

Bakugod: Yours

rocky: come on

rocky: he could actually be in danger

rocky: and it’s not very manly to leave your friend who’s currently a walking target for kidnappers

Bakugod: .

Bakugod: Fucking hell

Bakugod: Wait at the door

rocky: OKAY

MissAlien: girls, are you going?

🐸 : of course

Creaty: Yes!

urara: he’s going to end up in a ditch if we don’t do anything

Mother Mother Superiority: exactly

h.t undercover: LETS GOOO

-

Mother Mother Superiority: what if kaminari got hunted down by queer hunters

Tapey Tape: w h a t 💀

Mother Mother Superiority: this place is literally named het street

Mother Mother Superiority: maybe he was hunted down by bunch of hets

h.t undercover: PLEASEEE OMG

Sleep Deprived Purple: Isn’t he straight though?

Mother Mother Superiority: ?no??

Mother Mother Superiority: he came out as bi a couple of months ago

Sleep Deprived Purple: Oh

Sleep Deprived: Huh..

Cake Man: According to the cat that Kouda talked to, Kaminari chased the butterfly for 6 minutes straight before disappearing off to somewhere

🐸 : that’s how my little brother acts

urara: so short circuited kaminari has a mental of a five year old?

Creaty: Doesn’t he usually have a mental of a five year old…?

h.t undercover: BHSHSHSHHSHS

Creaty: I’m sorry 😣

Mother Mother Superiority: no don’t be you were just spitting facts <3

Creaty: 💓

Mother Mother Superiority: 💓💓

Tapey Tape: Oh give the gayness a break

Tapey Tape: We’re in het street act like it

Mother Mother Superiority: no

Shoto. T: Midoriya where are you

Midorisaurus: I was just asking a lady if she saw someone like Kaminari!

Shoto. T: Oh

Shoto. T: Come back and stay with me

Shoto. T: I don’t want you to get lost

urara: aw

Shoto. T: No homo

urara: oh

Midorisaurus: I

Mother Mother Superiority: i take back what i said

Mother Mother Superiority: it’s todoroki that acts straight

Shoto. T: ???

swish swish: guys

swish swish: we found him

swish swish: me and shinso

rocky: THANK GOD

rocky: WHERE

swish swish: uh

swish swish: in a park

rocky: IS HE SAFE

swish swish: yes but

swish swish: you know those baby swings

swish swish: https://images.app.goo.gl/SRmdYdoj3jYsUoWv8

swish swish: yeah these

swish swish: um

swish swish: he’s in one of those

swish swish: and he’s stuck

MissAlien: …

MissAlien: oh denki

🐸 : how did he even get in

swish swish: i have no idea

swish swish: ok shinso’s trying to get him out

swish swish: oh

swish swish: O H

swish swish: kaminari hugged shinso-

swish swish: wait im going closer

swish swish: hes trying to get him off

swish swish: ….

swish swish: kaminari just said

swish swish: shinsoo we’re engaged right? you gave me a ring right?

swish swish: huh so he acts drunk when he short circuits

Tapey Tape: BAHHAHAHAHHAHSHHAHS

swish swish: shinso just said no to everything and is trying to get him out

swish swish: but you said we’ve been dating for 5 years…you lied? - kaminari denki

swish swish: shinso just said

swish swish: if i say it wasn’t a lie, will you stop hugging me?

swish swish: denki nodded

swish swish: “ok it wasn’t a lie, now will you let go and let me try to get you out?”

swish swish: oh kaminari doesn’t let go

swish swish: ….

swish swish: i feel like i shouldn’t be here

urara: WHAT HAPPENED

swish swish: denki said

swish swish: you’re really comfy i like hugging you

swish swish: SHINSOS BLUSHING NOW

swish swish: why do i have to witness this

Mother Mother Superiority: we all appreciate you ojiro

h.t undercover: amen

swish swish: oh god

swish swish: shinso just lifted him off the swing

swish swish: kaminari’s giggling

swish swish: god what am i doing here

Tapey Tape: F

rocky: F

🐸 : F

Mother Mother Superiority: F

Hands: F

Cake Man: F

h.t undercover: F

Twinkling Star: F

MissAlien: F

urara: F

Midorisaurus: F

Shoto. T: F?

Hands: Ok we just arrived at the scene

Hands: I cannot explain the situation even if I tried

Twinkling Star: shinso’s blushing and ojiro looks dead~ 💫

The Dark Lord: Kaminari does look very out of it

The Dark Lord: I doubt he will remember any of this

rocky: wait he can see this chat

rocky: oh denki-

-

A Certain Pokémon: …i wanna dig a hole and die

 

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Mother Mother Superiority: guys

Mother Mother Superiority: why is there a child

Midorisaurus: What?

Mother Mother Superiority: there’s a literal child in the common room

urara: huh?

Mother Mother Superiority: no like

Mother Mother Superiority: who tf is this

Iida: There was no report of a visitor today

Iida: Who could it be?

h.t undercover: what’s it doing?

A Certain Pokémon: I T

Creaty: Hagakure why do you call children it?

h.t undercover: idk it just comes naturally 😔

Mother Mother Superiority: y’all she’s watching frozen on her ipad 💀

Midorisaurus: Okay I came down and

Midorisaurus: There’s a little girl on the couch

Midorisaurus: Oh she noticed us

Midorisaurus: She’s telling us to sit next to her

Mother Mother Superiority: OMG SHE STARTED PLAYING THOSE GIRLS GAMES

Mother Mother Superiority: https://www.girlsgogames.com

Mother Mother Superiority: THESE

Mother Mother Superiority: OH MY GOD

Mother Mother Superiority: SO SHE ASKED MIDORIYA TO CHOOSE AN OUTFIT

Mother Mother Superiority: AND HE CHOSE THIS SUNDRESS RIGHT

Mother Mother Superiority: SHE JUST SHOOK HER HEAD AND TOLD HIM

Mother Mother Superiority: “you have bad taste”

Mother Mother Superiority: PLSSS MIDORIYA’S FACE

Mother Mother Superiority: ….

Mother Mother Superiority: she just asked

Mother Mother Superiority: “why does your hair look like a broccoli? i hate broccolis”

A Certain Pokémon: I AM HEADING DOWN RN

urara: SAME

rocky: SAME

MissAlien: SAME

Iida: I am also going to see who it is!

Mother Mother Superiority: SHES PLAYING A DOCTOR GAME NOW BYE

Mother Mother Superiority: MIDORIYA STILL LOOKS OFFENDED

urara: ….

MissAlien: ….

Mother Mother Superiority: ….

urara: did she just call iida prince eric

MissAlien: HAHAHHAHAHAHHSHSHSH

h.t undercover: SHE WHAT

Mother Mother Superiority: https://images.app.goo.gl/bG4cpWWRshyXgVFM6

Mother Mother Superiority: ITS THE HAIR

Tapey Tape: FUCK HOMEWORK IM GOING DOWN

urara: OH MY GOD

urara: SHE JUST LOOKED AT KIRISHIMA AND MUMBLED ARIEL

Twinkling Star: PRINCE ERIC AND ARIEL~ 💫✨

Bakugod: .

Bakugod: I’m going down

Mother Mother Superiority: PLSSS

Mother Mother Superiority: KIRISHIMA’S PLAYING GAMES WITH HER NOW

Mother Mother Superiority: IIDA LOOKS CONFUSED AND MIDORIYA’S JUST

Mother Mother Superiority: 🥲

MissAlien: I AM DYING

MissAlien: DID SHE JUST CALL BAKUGO OLAF

Hands: I am praying for her

Cake Man: Same

MissAlien: PLSSS BAKUGO LOOKS SO OFFENDED

MissAlien: OK SHE STARTED PLAYING A COOKING GAME

MissAlien: ….

MissAlien: NO OMG

MissAlien: BAKUGO STARTED YELLING ABOUT HOW SHE WAS STIRRING THE TOMATOES WRONG

MissAlien: AND SHES YELLING BACK PLSS

Mother Mother Superiority: WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO

rocky: IDK

rocky: I FEEL LIKE IF WE SAY SMTH WE’LL BE YELLED BY BOTH OF THEM

urara: SHE MATCHES BAKUGO’S ATTITUDE

Midorisaurus: Are we supposed to stop them?

Tapey Tape: NO ITS TOO FUNNY

Tapey Tape: ….did she just

rocky: ….she did

Mother Mother Superiority: BAHAHHSGSGSGHSHA

Mother Mother Superiority: SHE DID NOT JUST CALL BAKUGO GORDON RAMSAY

🐸 : the respect i have for that girl right now

Mother Mother Superiority: BAKUGO’S FACE HOLY FUCK

h.t undercover: IM SCREAMING

h.t undercover: I MEAN

h.t undercover: THEYRE BOTH BLOND

h.t undercover: THEY BOTH COOK

h.t undercover: AND THEY BOTH YELL SO MUCH

h.t undercover: THE GIRL ISNT WRONG

The Dark Lord: How does she even know about Gordon Ramsay?

MissAlien: SHE SAID SHE WATCHES HELL’S KITCHEN WITH HER SISTER

Creaty: How old is she??

urara: SHE SAID 6 💀💀

urara: PLEASEE NOW THEYRE ARGUING ABOUT WHAT RECIPE THEY SHOULD TRY OUT

A Certain Pokémon: BAKUGO, A FUCKING HIGH SCHOOLER

A Certain Pokémon: ARGUING WITH A KINDERGARTNER ABOUT A COOKING GAME

A Certain Pokémon: G O L D

Sleep Deprived Purple: I don’t check my phone for a few hours and come back to this

Sleep Deprived Purple: What is Bakugo doing now?

MissAlien: fighting with a kindergartner about a cooking game in those girls game website

Sleep Deprived Purple: ….right

Sleep Deprived Purple: I have so many questions

Mother Mother Superiority: same and i’ve been here this entire time

Mother Mother Superiority: wait omg

Mother Mother Superiority: the girl from class b just burst in

Sleep Deprived Purple: Which one?

Mother Mother Superiority: i think her name’s tokage?

Mother Mother Superiority: the girl that can split into parts

Sleep Deprived Purple: o h

Mother Mother Superiority: WAIT

Mother Mother Superiority: SHES THE GIRL’S SISTER HOLY FUCK

Mother Mother Superiority: SHES APOLOGIZING SO MUCH OMG

Mother Mother Superiority: SHE MADE THE GIRL APOLOGIZE TOO

Mother Mother Superiority: BBSHHSHSHHAHS

Mother Mother Superiority: THE GIRL JUST WAVED HER HAND AND SAID BYE GORDON RAMSAY

Mother Mother Superiority: HER SISTER LOOKS SO CONFUSEDJSHSB

Bakugod: The way that kid was stirring was fucking horrifying

A Certain Pokémon: ok gordon ramsay

Bakugod: Fuck off

 

 

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MissAlien: SHINSO I HEARD YOU WERE COMING WITH US TO THE TRIP??

Sleep Deprived Purple: I am

Sleep Deprived Purple: Aizawa’s special orders

Tapey Tape: Favorite student things 😔

Tapey Tape: Can’t relate

Iida: Guys I know this is our reward for midterms, but let’s not do anything outrageous!

h.t undercover: THERES AN ABANDONED HOTEL NEAR OUR CABIN

Iida: ….

h.t undercover: OK OK HEAR ME OUT

h.t undercover: I ALREADY ASKED AIZAWA ALRIGHT

h.t undercover: AND OFC HE WAS LIKE hell no

h.t undercover: SO FOR WHOLE FIFTEEN MINUTES I TRIED CONVINCING HIM

h.t undercover: AND HE FINALLY AGREED WHEN I SAID IIDA WILL COME WITH US

h.t undercover: IM SORRY IIDA THIS WAS THE ONLY WAY

urara: IIDA PLEASE ITS GOING TO BE FUN

Iida: …

Iida: Fine

Iida: But we have to be back before 10:30!

h.t undercover: YES

h.t undercover: THANK YOU

Midorisaurus: So how are we going to do this?

Midorisaurus: Are we going all together?

h.t undercover: NOPE

h.t undercover: WE’RE GOING IN PAIRS

h.t undercover: I DID A RANDOM PAIR GENERATOR ALREADY SO LISTEN UP

h.t undercover: ME AND MINA

MissAlien: YESS

h.t undercover: TOKOYAMI AND IIDA

h.t undercover: SATO AND AOYAMA

h.t undercover: SERO AND OJIRO

h.t undercover: KOUDA AND SHOJI

h.t undercover: URARAKA AND TSUYU

h.t undercover: JIROU AND YAOMOMO

h.t undercover: MIDORIYA AND TODOROKI

h.t undercover: BAKUGO AND KIRISHIMA

h.t undercover: AND LAST

h.t undercover: DENKI AND SHINSO

Mother Mother Superiority: ….

Creaty: ….

Midorisaurus: ….

Bakugod: .

rocky: ….

A Certain Pokémon: ….

Sleep Deprived Purple: ….

Sleep Deprived Purple: No way this is random

A Certain Pokémon: HAGAKUREEE

A Certain Pokémon: YOU’RE KIDDING

h.t undercover: its all random 😃

MissAlien: i know you’ve been avoiding shinso since the baby swing incident but you guys can bond now <3

h.t undercover: you forgot the robert incident

A Certain Pokémon: PLSSS

Shoto. T: Midoriya we’re together

Midorisaurus: We are!

Shoto. T: I’m glad it was you :)

Shoto. T: No homo

Midorisaurus: -

Tapey Tape: Why can I hear Midoriya’s inner scream

MissAlien: no same

Mother Mother Superiority: momo!

Creaty: :D

Mother Mother Superiority: let’s have fun

Creaty: Yes of course!

Bakugod: When did I agree to be a part of this shit

Tapey Tape: Aw

Tapey Tape: Is it way past your bedtime grandpa?

Tapey Tape: Let me make you some hot milk so you can sleep better tonight <3

Tapey Tape: Do you want some honey in it?

Bakugod: .

Bakugod: I’m fucking going and I can stay up if I want to dipshit

Bakugod: And I’ll fucking win by getting out of the damn hotel first

h.t undercover: but it’s not a race-

h.t undercover: no nvm you do you

rocky: bakugoo

rocky: let’s just have fun

Bakugod: Stfu

rocky: 😞

Bakugod: .

h.t undercover: ANYWAYS

h.t undercover: LETS GATHER IN FRONT OF THE HOTEL BY 9

h.t undercover: THEN EXPLORE THE ENTIRE THING UNTIL 10:30

🐸 : sounds good

MissAlien: LETS GOOO

 

 

urara: where are you guys rn?

Hands: The boiler room

Animal Whisperer: 😖

urara: kouda are you ok

Hands: There’s some spiders

urara: oh 😔

The Dark Lord: We’re in the kitchen

h.t undercover: I think we’re in the ballroom?

rocky: we’re in this random hallway

Bakugod: What in the horror movie shit is this

A Certain Pokémon: https://images.app.goo.gl/mmWjBmWnv2LT6f4Q9

A Certain Pokémon: tell me if you see them <3

Bakugod: What the fuck

Sleep Deprived Purple: We’re probably in a dining hall

Creaty: We are in the second floor hall!

Cake Man: We’re in the reception

Midorisaurus: We’re in front of the elevator

swish swish: we’re in an office?

Tapey Tape: It’s creepy asf

Tapey Tape: WAIT OH GOD

Tapey Tape: THERES A FUCKING DOLL IN ONE OF THE CHAIRS

Tapey Tape: FUCK NO

Tapey Tape: WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THE FRENCH VERSION OF MT. LADY

swish swish: SHIT IT DOES

swish swish: OK WE’RE RUNNING NOW

swish swish: i SWEAR if i see that thing again

swish swish: i’m deleting my whole existence

Cake Man: Yo wtf

Cake Man: You know those bells they put on the counter?

Cake Man: That just

Cake Man: Rang

Cake Man: Out of nowhere

urara: ….

🐸 : …

MissAlien: ….

MissAlien: sweety run

Cake Man: NOW WE ARE

Cake Man: OH GOD AOYAMA’S NOT SMILING

🐸 : oh that’s serious

Cake Man: WE’RE AWAY FROM THERE NOW

Cake Man: HES RECOVERING

A Certain Pokémon: guys

A Certain Pokémon: i’m sorry but

A Certain Pokémon: we’re stuck

h.t undercover: w h a t 😃

A Certain Pokémon: so like

A Certain Pokémon: we left the dining hall right

A Certain Pokémon: and we saw bunch of hotel rooms so we went into one of them

A Certain Pokémon: then

A Certain Pokémon: we got locked in 🤡

A Certain Pokémon: idk how

A Certain Pokémon: shinso’s trying to open the door rn

urara: how can you guys not spend a second without smth happening

A Certain Pokémon: idk 😞

Hands: Where are you guys

A Certain Pokémon: that’s the thing

A Certain Pokémon: we don’t know

A Certain Pokémon: didn’t check the room number

Hands: Kaminari…

A Certain Pokémon: IM SORRY I DIDNT THINK THIS WOULD HAPPEN

Tapey Tape: GUYS OMG

Tapey Tape: THERE WAS ANOTHER ONE

Tapey Tape: IT WAS SITTING IN ONE OF THE DINING CHAIRS

Tapey Tape: IT LOOKS LIKE FEMALE AIZAWA PLSSS

swish swish: hes not lying it actually looks like him

h.t undercover: AJAJHSHSHSH

Midorisaurus: Uh

Midorisaurus: Speaking of stuck

Midorisaurus: Todoroki and I cant get out of the elevator

Hands: Oh my god

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Sleep Deprived Purple: So let me get this straight

Sleep Deprived Purple: Me and Denki are stuck in some unknown room

Sleep Deprived Purple: Todoroki and Midoriya are stuck in an elevator

Sleep Deprived Purple: Sero and Ojiro’s probably being chased by a bunch of dolls that looks like our teachers

Sleep Deprived Purple: Iida and Tokoyami’s somehow calm

Sleep Deprived Purple: Sato’s trying to get Aoyama to smile

Sleep Deprived Purple: Ashido and Hagakure are lost down the ballroom

Sleep Deprived Purple: Shoji’s keeping Kouda from freaking out about bugs

Sleep Deprived Purple: Kirishima and Bakugo aren’t responding

Sleep Deprived Purple: Yaoyorozu and Jirou’s trying to help everybody out

Sleep Deprived Purple: And Asui and Uraraka’s the only one that’s safe

Sleep Deprived Purple: And this all happened in the span of fourth five minutes?

Sleep Deprived Purple: You gotta be fucking kidding me

Hands: That’s the unfortunate reality

MissAlien: i would like to point out how fucking creepy this place is

MissAlien: i swear if the pianos start playing i’m hauling my ass out

urara: how are you guys this good at getting in some kind of trouble

A Certain Pokémon: again

A Certain Pokémon: idk 😞

A Certain Pokémon: btw did any of you pass by

A Certain Pokémon: i heard footsteps and yelled but

A Certain Pokémon: no one answered

swish swish: no

h.t undercover: i don’t think so

Cake Man: @Midorisaurus how did you even get stuck in the elevator

Midorisaurus: We were curious about the inside and slipped in

Midorisaurus: Todoroki accidentally pressed the close button

Midorisaurus: It actually closed and now it won’t open

Midorisaurus: We’ve been sitting here for about 10 minutes now

Midorisaurus: I’m starting to get creeped out by my own reflection

Cake Man: Did you try opening the door with your quirk?

Midorisaurus: We thought about it, but the cord supporting the elevator can break

Midorisaurus: Don’t wanna risk it

Midorisaurus: How’s Aoyama?

Cake Man: He looks absolutely traumatized but at least he’s blinking now

Tapey Tape: It’s legit when he stops smiling

Tapey Tape: Btw

Tapey Tape: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DOLLS

Tapey Tape: AND WHY DO THEY LOOK LIKE OUR TEACHERS

Tapey Tape: HELP

Tapey Tape: NOW WE FOUND A REALISTIC MODEL OF A RAT

Tapey Tape: IM GUESSING ITS NEZU????

🐸 : did you just call our principal a rat 💀

Tapey Tape: IM SORRY

swish swish: the model looks so realistic i wanna cry

swish swish: wAIT IS THIS A CORPSE OF A RAT

Tapey Tape: NO THERES A WOODEN BOARD UNDERNEATH

swish swish: THANK FUCK

Iida: Everyone

Iida: I think there’s other people in this hotel

MissAlien: ? 😃

Iida: Tokoyami and I just talked to a boy younger than us

Iida: He said his classmates are here too

A Certain Pokémon: THAT EXPLAINS THE FOOTSTEPS

The Dark Lord: He asked why I have a bird head

The Dark Lord: I was at loss of words

Tapey Tape: BAHHSHSHHSHSHHS

A Certain Pokémon: waiT

A Certain Pokémon: is kiri and bakugo ok

Mother Mother Superiority: idk where they are honestly

Mother Mother Superiority: me and momo’s been trying to find everyone but this place is HUGE

Mother Mother Superiority: they were in a hallway?

A Certain Pokémon: they could literally be anywhere

MissAlien: ….guys

MissAlien: I JINXED IT

MissAlien: THE PIANO’S PLAYING OUT OF NOWHERE

MissAlien: HAGAKURE JUST WENT TO SEE AND

MissAlien: THERES NO ONE

MissAlien: WHAT DO WE DO

Tapey Tape: SHIT

Tapey Tape: R U N

MissAlien: THE FLOOR’S CREAKY

MissAlien: THE GHOST’S GOING FIND US

Shoto. T: ?

Shoto. T: Why don’t you compliment them?

MissAlien: …

MissAlien: todoroki i love you and your bluntness but

MissAlien: w h a t 😀

Shoto. T: Won’t they be happy if you compliment their performance

Shoto. T: Ghosts can feel right…?

h.t undercover: i

h.t undercover: …

h.t undercover: what do we say though

Tapey Tape: i have the perfect video for you

Tapey Tape: https://youtu.be/mEODswH3Uho

MissAlien: so we’re just going to yell that to a ghost playing piano

MissAlien: ok

MissAlien: brb

h.t undercover: NO MINA

Hands: pLEASE don’t bring back a ghost to the dorms

Hands: That’s all I ask

urara: btw kouda are you ok-

Animal Whisperer: 😣👍

urara: hang in there bae 😔

Animal Whisperer: 😣😣

Midorisaurus: Guys!

Midorisaurus: We got out!

Tapey Tape: HOW

Midorisaurus: A girl helped us

Midorisaurus: I think she’s one of the people Iida was talking about?

swish swish: wait we see you

swish swish: why does todoroki look pissed

Midorisaurus: ?

Tapey Tape: Wait wheres that girl you were talking about

Midorisaurus: Huh

Midorisaurus: Oh I think she just went back to her friends?

Mother Mother Superiority: ….

Mother Mother Superiority: did shinso just break through the door

Mother Mother Superiority: WHAT THE FUCK

Mother Mother Superiority: PLEASEE

Mother Mother Superiority: HOW IS HE JUST BRUSHING DUST OFF LIKE NO BIG DEAL

Sleep Deprived Purple: I should’ve done this earlier

Creaty: Is your shoulder okay??

Sleep Deprived Purple: It’s fine

Mother Mother Superiority: wait why did denki come out bLushing

Mother Mother Superiority: WAIT WHY ARE YOU BLUSHING TOO SHINSO

Sleep Deprived Purple: Leave it

Mother Mother Superiority: no

urara: GUYS

urara: HELPPPP

urara: WE JUST FOUND KIRISHIMA AND BAKUGO

Tapey Tape: WHAT HOW

urara: THESE TWO KIDS LEAD US SAYING OUR FRIENDS MIGHT BE STUCK

urara: I THINK THEYRE WHO IIDA WAS TALKING ABOUT

urara: ANYWAYS WE OPEN THE STORAGE ROOM RIGHT

urara: AND THEY WERE THERE BUT

urara: THEY WERE IN A VERY QUESTIONABLE POSITION

Tapey Tape: HOW QUESTIONABLE

urara: BAKUGO WAS PINNING KIRISHIMA TO THE WALL WITH BOTH ARMS

🐸 : a sight i will never forget

🐸 : cant even if i tried

Tapey Tape: ….

Mother Mother Superiority: ….

Sleep Deprived Purple: ….

Cake Man: ….

Hands: ….

Midorisaurus: ….

swish swish: ….

The Dark Lord: ….

h.t undercover: ….

MissAlien: ….

MissAlien: i leave for ten minutes

MissAlien: TEN

MissAlien: AND THIS HAPPENS??

Tapey Tape: BABE DID YOU HYPE UP THE GHOST

MissAlien: I DID

MissAlien: AND IT STOPPED PLAYING BUT DIDNT DO ANYTHING SO

MissAlien: I MIGHT BE HAUNTED

Hands: Oh for fuck’s sake

MissAlien: BUT HOLY FUCK

MissAlien: @urara DETAILS PLEASE

urara: OFC

urara: SO WHEN WE OPENED THE DOOR

urara: BAKUGO HAD KIRI UP AGAINST THE WALL WITH HIS FOREARMS BLOCKING KIRI FROM ESCAPING

urara: THEY WERE BOTH  B L U S H I N G

urara: AND KIRI WAS SAYING SMTH WHEN WE BURST IN

urara: THEY TOOK ONE LOOK AT US

urara: AND BAKUGO LITERALLY FLUNG HIMSELF ACROSS THE ROOM

urara: KIRI WAS JUST 😳

urara: WHILE WE WERE 🧍

urara: THEN BAKUGO STORMS OUT OF THE ROOM MUTTERING SMTH

urara: AND KIRI SAYS hi guys :]

urara: WE DID  N O T  KNOW HOW TO REACT

🐸 : he was almost red as his hair 🥰

urara: YES

urara: THEN WE NOTICED THE KIDS WERE GONE

urara: AND NOW HERE WE ARE

urara: APPARENTLY BAKUGO’S PHONE DIED AND KIRI DROPPED HIS IN A HALLWAY

urara: WE’RE GOING BACK TO GET IT NOW

h.t undercover: MINA WE’RE GETTING OUT OF HERE BEFORE THE PIANO STARTS PLAYING AGAIN

MissAlien: YES OK

Mother Mother Superiority: we’re getting out momo

Creaty: Okay!

Mother Mother Superiority: you guys too shinso and denki

Mother Mother Superiority: and i WILL find out what happened in that room

A Certain Pokémon: …no

Midorisaurus: We better go too

Iida: Everyone, let’s gather back in the cabin!

Iida: It’s almost 10:30

rocky: …

rocky: guys please forget everything

🐸 : no

 

-

 

Midorisaurus: Guys

Midorisaurus: I just heard from Aizawa

Midorisaurus: There’s nobody else staying around here

Midorisaurus: Let alone kids

Midorisaurus: And he said he heard from the owner of this cabin that no one’s been there since a bunch of elementary students got lost

Midorisaurus: So those kids that we saw-

MissAlien: ….

MissAlien: OH HELL NO

 

Chapter Text

Denki didn’t expect much when he entered the room.

He took one look around the dark  unused space, nodded briefly and turned back to leave. That’s it. Nothing more, nothing less.

What he didn’t expect is Shinso’s panicked expression, him rattling the doorknob- and of course, the unbudging door.

So now, here he was, leaning against the wall in some unknown room with a boy who he once pretended to be engaged with. The fact that he also hugged Shinso and acted like a drunk boyfriend didn’t really help.He didn’t know if not remembering anything was a blessing or a curse.

He glanced up from the flashlight in his hand and onto the boy standing across from him.

Shinso was about a head taller than him with a built body and messy, wild purple locks that shone under the dimly lit flashlight. Denki noticed that whenever he was thinking about something, he would run his fingers through his hair and nibble on his bottom lip. At the moment, he was observing his flashlight as he seemed to be in a deep thought, fingers going through the wild tangles.

Denki hesitantly opened his mouth. “Sorry about last time.”

Shinso caught his eyes, head tilting. “Hm?”

“I don’t remember anything, but I read the chat and- I must’ve been hard to manage. I’m so sorry.”

“Oh.” He muttered. He then shook his head, looking down at his flashlight again. “No, don’t apologize. It was funny, actually. I never dealt with that kind of situation before. You say really interesting things when you short circuits, you know that?”

Denki widened his eyes and trained his gaze onto his fiddling hands. “I’m sorry if I said something weird. Wait, Ojiro kind of mentioned it didn’t he? You’re comfortable to hug thing? I really can’t control myself when I short circuits, so don’t believe anything I say. Wait no, you can believe the hug thing. I don’t remember it, but I’m sure you are comfortable to hug and-“

He was cut off by a lighthearted laugh. Denki looked up again. Shinso was laughing, shoulders shaking lightly with the corner of his eyes crinkled as his mouth quirked up in a wide smile.

Denki had never seen him laugh like his.

He gulped, heart thumping.

“It’s okay,” Shinso said. “I never hugged myself so I wouldn’t know, but thank you.”

Denki laughed breathily. He then proceeded to slip his phone out as a distraction, checking the groupchat as he read through all the messages. “I hope Kiri and Bakugo are okay.”

“It’s Bakugo. They’re probably fine.”

Denki briefly nodded. They definitely needed to get out of here soon. He looked around the room, trying to find anything that can be useful. He raised himself off of the wall and walked over to the pile of objects, leaning down to get a closer look. He slowly moved across the room, the realization of just how old this place finally hitting him. Ancient  telephones, broken mirrors, knocked down lamps…

Denki looked up at the ceiling. The small chandelier was broken, the shadow of what it once used to be looming over it as pieces of its crystals rested on the old mattresses. With his head still turned upwards, he took a few steps back, attention focused on the details.

“Kaminari!”

And by the time he heard Shinso’s call, he was falling.

Now, Denki didn’t know what he was supposed to do as his world tilted and gravity did its work.

Denki didn’t know what caused him to fall in the first place, nor what he was supposed to feel as his fingers slipped through air.

All Denki knew was that he fell and Shinso somehow ended up on top of him, his hand underneath Denki’s head while the other was secured on his shoulder. Denki could only stare into those deep purple eyes. He couldn’t hear anything but the sound of his heartbeat echoing loudly in his eardrums, the speed increasing as he slowly processed the situation.

He fell, and Shinso caught him.

He fell, and Shinso fell with him.

He fell, and Shinso protected his head from hitting the floor.

“Are you okay?” Shinso’s voice was low and quiet, but didn’t fail to reach Denki’s ears. Denki pursed his lips and nodded. Their eyes were still locked, and Denki felt Shinso’s fingers running through his hair before gently letting his head down. With a sigh, he dropped his hand next to Denki’s head.

It was then Denki realized how strange their position was.

Shinso was practically pinning him down to the floor, a knee between Denki’s legs as he balanced his position. Their faces weren’t close, but not as distant as he thought. If anyone were to see them right now, especially Sero or Mina, all hell would break loose.

Through the dim flashlight a few meters away from them, Denki stared at the boy’s face for a few seconds before color washed over his cheeks. He couldn’t help the heat rising to his face. Shinso, who had also been staring at him, immediately noticed the change and shot up, going on his feet and stumbling back. Despite how he was covering his face with his forearm, Denki could clearly see the deep blush spread on his cheeks. His eyes were wide as he blinked rapidly.

“I’m-“ He inhaled a breath. “So sorry.”

Denki raised himself up and shook his head excessively. “Don’t be. Thank you for protecting my head. I’m the one that should be sorry.” He glanced at the wire connected between the wall to the bed. “I tripped on that, huh?”

Shinso merely nodded as he turned his back to Denki.

Denki, on the other hand, closed his eyes and internally groaned.

What in the K-drama shit was this?

With the whole Robert thing, the hug thing, and now this pinned to the floor thing, one thing was clear; they were NOT bonding. Even if they were, it was far from normal. Mina please help me, Denki thought to himself. I think I forgot how to bond with people in a normal way.

He glanced at Shinso’s way. It was then that the boy ran straight to the door, crashing through the old wood and landing outside. Before Denki could fully process what had just taken place, Denki heard a shriek and a ‘what the fuck’ from a familiar voice.

He instantly stood up and walked out of the room through the violent hole on the door, not forgetting to grab the flashlight on the floor. Jirou and Yaoyorozu were there, face shocked and confused at the same time, their gazes switching from Shinso to the door. Jirou was the first one to notice Denki. “Kaminari.” She then cocked her head, brows furrowing. She typed something into her phone, frown deepening when looking at Shinso and typing into her phone again.

Yaoyorozu opened her mouth. “Why are you two blushing?”

Shinso and Denki exchanged a short eye contact before breaking them immediately. Denki felt his cheeks heat up again. “It’s nothing.”

Jirou snorted. “What now, did you guys get married in there?”

“Jirou-“ Sighing, Denki looked at Shinso from the corner of his eyes. Color was still evident on Shinso’s cheeks, gaze casted down to his phone as he nibbled on his bottom lip. Denki looked away.

Maybe he really forgot how to interact with people normally.

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MissAlien: …

MissAlien: THATS IT WE’RE DOING A BONDING ACTIVITY

MissAlien: I CANNOT HANDLE THIS ANYMORE

A Certain Pokémon: ?

MissAlien: YES ESPECIALLY YOU

MissAlien: WHY HAVE YOU BEEN AVOIDING SHINSO AGAIN

MissAlien: I THOUGHT YOU GUYS BONDED

Sleep Deprived Purple: …

Sleep Deprived Purple: uh

MissAlien: AND YOU KIRIBAKU

Tapey Tape: KIRIBAKU 💀

rocky: 😀

Bakugod: .

MissAlien: WHY ARE YOU GUYS AVOIDING EACH OTHER TOO

MissAlien: NO I KNOW WHY BUT

MissAlien: PLSS

MissAlien: I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE

MissAlien: YOU TOO TODOROKI

MissAlien: I KNOW YOU’VE BEEN AVOIDING MIDORIYA

Shoto. T: I

rocky: how do you know so much

MissAlien: I KNOW EVERYTHING

rocky: 🧍‍♀️

MissAlien: SO TODAY WE’RE MAKING CUPCAKES FOR TEACHER’S DAY WITH A HELP FROM OUR BEST MAN SATO

Cake Man: Happy to help

MissAlien: we love you

Cake Man: <3

🐸 : i can’t go because of hw but leave some for me

urara: ofc and we’ll keep you updated live

🐸 : you guys are amazing

urara: 😚

MissAlien: WE’RE DOING THIS IN THE SAME PAIRS FROM LAST WEEK

MissAlien: GATHER IN THE KITCHEN PLS

MissAlien: SHINSO I ALREADY TOLD AIZAWA SO JUST COME OVER

Sleep Deprived Purple: Oh god

-

Creaty: Kouda I like your apron!

Animal Whisperer: 🥰🥰

h.t undercover: Y E S

h.t undercover: THE BUNNY PATTERN IS SO CUTE

Hands: Are you guys texting because Bakugo’s aggressively stirring right now

Creaty: Yes

h.t undercover : yes

Mother Mother Superiority: ok but can we please talk about aoyama’s apron

Mother Mother Superiority: it’s just so him

Twinkling Star: thank you~ 💫✨

🐸 : what’s it like?

Mother Mother Superiority: https://images.app.goo.gl/9YrbU3NKzGJByN1s9

Mother Mother Superiority: this but aoyama’s face

🐸 : icon

Mother Mother Superiority: ik

Mother Mother Superiority: wait momo can you make some white chef outfit that’s easy to put on

Creaty: Yes of course

Creaty: Wait a few moments please!

Tapey Tape: I have a good feeling about this

Mother Mother Superiority: mina

Mother Mother Superiority: can you go put this on bakugo

MissAlien: OK

Tapey Tape: ….

Tapey Tape: BABAHAHHAHSHS

Tapey Tape: I SEE WHAT YOU DID

Mother Mother Superiority: I KNEW IT

Mother Mother Superiority: HE LOOKS LIKE GORDON RAMSAY

Hands: The girl will be proud

h.t undercover: amen

Mother Mother Superiority: bye bakugo just exploded the apron

Tapey Tape: wAIT

Tapey Tape: DID HE JUST CALM DOWN A LIL WHEN KIRI TALKED TO HIM

urara: HE DID

urara: THE POWER KIRI HOLDSSS

Mother Mother Superiority: oh kiri just blushed and moved away

Mother Mother Superiority: ….what are we witnessing

🐸 : what happened

urara: bakugo just held kiri hand and kept from leaving and said smth

Tapey Tape: Right in front of our frostings

h.t undercover: rude

Tapey Tape: So rude

The Dark Lord: Will Aizawa even eat these?

Cake Man: That’s why his is going to be a cat cupcake

The Dark Lord: https://images.app.goo.gl/HUKXeHzZjh262SAKA

The Dark Lord: This?

MissAlien: sweety

MissAlien: what is that

MissAlien: because that is NOT a cat

h.t undercover: …

h.t undercover: did y’all just see that

Hands: Yes

urara: mhm 😀

🐸 : what now?

h.t undercover: todoroki just took some red frosting and put it on midoriya’s nose

h.t undercover: then he LAUGHED and said you’re rudolph

h.t undercover: now they’re playing around putting frostings on each other

Tapey Tape: Ok first of all

Tapey Tape: WRONG SEASON

Tapey Tape: Look at the fucking calendar

Tapey Tape: It’s not even Halloween yet

Tapey Tape: Second of all

Tapey Tape: R u d e

Tapey Tape: We did not need to see that

Tapey Tape: And stop wasting the frostings

Tapey Tape: We’re just here to make cupcakes man 😔

Cake Man: We gotta start baking them now

MissAlien: IIDA SWEETY

MissAlien: DID YOU MAKE A MOUSE CUPCAKE FOR NEZU

Iida: I thought it would suit him!

MissAlien: BAE HES GOING TO BE EATING HIS OWN KIND

Iida: :0

MissAlien: BSJSHSHAHSGS

MissAlien: ITS OK LETS MAKE A NEW ONE TOGETHER

Iida: What should the design be?

MissAlien: cheese

swish swish: he’s a mouse right

urara: i honestly don’t know

urara: he has PAWS

urara: and a mouse doesn’t have paws

Hands: His ears are literally squares

swish swish: PLEASE WHAT IS HE

Tapey Tape: Guys

Tapey Tape: Yaomomo and Jirou’s being all cute now

Tapey Tape: Another ship that forgets about us singles

Creaty: ?

Creaty: Ship?

Mother Mother Superiority: it’s nothing momo :)

MissAlien: WAIT YAY

MissAlien: SHINSO AND DENKI’S INTERACTING AGAIN

MissAlien: AW THEY’RE LAUGHING

MissAlien: THEYRE FINALLY BONDING

urara: THEYRE TALKING ABOUT ROMCOMS

Tapey Tape: That’s it

Tapey Tape: I’m moving to het street

Tapey Tape: I’m not dealing with this shit while making cupcakes

h.t undercover: so we’re ignoring your pansexual ass

h.t undercover: ok

Mother Mother Superiority: invite us for the housewarming party <3

Tapey Tape: You’re going to be hunted down by the hets bae

Tapey Tape: You gotta pray the gay away

Creaty: ??

Mother Mother Superiority: 💓

Creaty: ?? 💓

Chapter Text

If Kirishima got told five months ago that he’s going to end up in a storage room of an abandoned hotel while being pinned to the wall by Bakugo Katsuki, he would have laughed and brushed it off.

But here he was, in that exact situation as his heart sped up by the second.

Now, how did he end up here?

Kirishima briefly thought back to the beginning of this exploration, which consisted of normal conversations and friendly banters. As far as he could remember, nothing was out of the ordinary.

Or was it way before that?

He thought back to the small moments at school, ones where Bakugo would catch a piece of string in his hair and would gently take it out. His touch would linger a bit, fingers brushing against Kirishima’s skin before pulling away.

He thought back to the small moments when they hang out, ones where they would play video games and he would catch Bakugo staring at him, which almost always results in him hastily looking away.

On the other hand, he thought about himself.

He thought about how his heart jumped whenever Bakugo’s fingers would come in contact with his skin, how his whole body felt like it was on fire.

He thought about how he would catch himself staring at the blond and thinking about his eyes, his hair, him in general.

He thought about how he learned to bury those feelings a long time ago; how he convinced himself it was just a phase, that  Bakugo definitely didn’t see him that way. They were friends, classmates, teammates. Whatever he was feeling shouldn’t come in between their current relationship, nor ruin everything they built.

“Do you like anybody?” He once asked- or tried to.

Bakugo’s response had been quick. He had turned to him with slightly widened eyes that immediately narrowed and became irritated, masking whatever he felt at first. He shoved his hands in his pockets and lowered his gaze to the ground. “The fuck would I tell you?”

“We’re….friends?”

Bakugo was silent for a few seconds before answering. “Shut the fuck up, Shitty hair.”

Kirishima just laughed it off. He didn’t bother asking again.

He thought about that one night when they were doing homework. Bakugo had reached out for his hair, fingers catching a piece as he carefully observed them. “Why don’t you let your hair down?” He had asked, catching Kirishima off guard.

“I think it’s too dull if I just let it down.”

Bakugo had tilted his head, a brow raised as he stared at him. “Huh,” He had muttered. “Not that I fucking care.” He then went back to his math worksheet, leaving Kirishima with his questions.

And that all leads to the pair in a storage room, the forgotten flashlight on the floor being the only source of light as Kirishima stared into Bakugo’s fierce gaze.

“I told you,” The other began. “Don’t call me bro.”

Oh right. That was the main reason why he was up against the wall in the first place.

“I’m sorry.” Kirishima said, slightly breathless. “But why don’t you like it when I call you that? If anyone else does it, it’s fine….but why me? Did I do something, Bakugo? I’m sorry if I did, I-“

“God, shut up.” Bakugo sighed. He then grabbed Kirishima’s face, maintaining their eye contact as his brows furrowed. It was then Kirishima noticed that the blond was blushing. His lips parted, but before he could’ve said anything, Bakugo beat him to it.

“Why don’t you get it? Because it’s you, dumbass! No one else, you.

Kirishima froze as Bakugo propped his head onto his shoulder.

“You drive me fucking crazy. You know that, Shitty Hair?”

The redhead was in a state of shock at that point, eyes widened as his body remained rigid. His heart was beating rapidly, color rising to his cheeks as Bakugo’s hair tickled his chin. He gulped, the fluttering feeling threatening to break through the walls of his heart.

Then, Bakugo raised his head and stared straight into his eyes.

“Kirishima,” He said, voice unusually soft. “What am I to you?”

Kirishima opened his mouth. Then closed it.

What was Bakugo Katsuki to him?

A friend? No, more than that.

A best friend? Not quite.

No one ever made him feel like this. Ever.

But what was this feeling in the first place? This fluttering thing in his stomach, this thing that made his heart skip a beat. What do they call these? Kirishima had avoided this whole ordeal with his feelings towards Bakugo for the longest of time. He didn’t want to face it.

But now, with a terrifying question aimed at him, Kirishima could only stare at the boy with wide eyes, mouth dry and tongue heavy. His heart was still beating restlessly, and all he could hope was that Bakugo couldn’t hear how fast it was going.

Silence momentarily fell until Kirishima finally opened his mouth. “You-“

“HOLY HELL.”

They snapped their head toward the door, squinting when two flashlights attacked their eyes. Uraraka and Asui stood, their faces in shock as they stared at them with their mouths agape.

Bakugo’s reaction was fast.

He shot back from where he stood, being across the room in a matter of seconds. His blush seemed to be deeper now as he panted, chest falling and rising rapidly.

Kirishima knew he was also blushing from the undeniable heat he felt on his cheeks. He stood against the wall, a sigh escaping him as he slowly bent down to pick up the flashlight. He could only watch as Bakugo stormed out of the room, muttering under his breath and shoving past the two girls. Both Asui and Uraraka immediately turned to him.

He offered a weak smile. “Hi guys.”

God, he was fucked.

Chapter Text

Shoto. T: I think I’m a marriage therapist now

Tapey Tape: I would say go chase your dreams but

Tapey Tape: what 😃

Shoto. T: My phone’s been blowing up with calls since I changed my number

Shoto. T: I answered some of them, and it’s always a crying man or woman

Shoto. T: Then I talked to this woman and she was talking about divorcing her husband because he collected baby dolls’ heads

Animal Whisperer: 😧

h.t undercover: what’d you tell her?

Shoto. T: I asked why her husband likes cutting off doll heads

Shoto. T: She said she doesn’t know so

Shoto. T: I told her to get out before he cuts hers off too

MissAlien: TODOROKI 💀

Shoto. T: She said ok and hang up

Shoto. T: I don’t know what happened after that

Mother Mother Superiority: hon you might have ended a marriage

A Certain Pokémon: i mean

A Certain Pokémon: i wouldn’t want to be married to a dude who collects doll heads either

A Certain Pokémon: IMAGINE waking up and the first thing you see is a plastic baby staring back

Mother Mother Superiority: OKAY TRUE

Shoto. T: Oh

Shoto. T: Someone’s calling me again

urara: DONT ANSWER IT

Shoto. T: Oh it’s a woman again

Shoto. T: She’s crying too

urara: i

Shoto. T: ??

Shoto. T: She said something about her husband being team Jacob?

Shoto. T: What’s team Jacob

MissAlien: ….

MissAlien: N O

MissAlien: W A Y

MissAlien: BAHHSHSHHSGS

A Certain Pokémon: SHE SAID THAT??

A Certain Pokémon: NOOO

A Certain Pokémon: OH MY GOD

rocky: TEAM JACOB?

rocky: PLSSSSS

Shoto. T: She just said she couldn’t believe her husband was someone who would side with a guy that imprints on babies?

Shoto. T: I don’t get anything she’s saying

MissAlien: oh todoroki

MissAlien: just tell her to drop him

MissAlien: and here’s a link just in case https://twilightsaga.fandom.com/wiki/Teams

Shoto. T: ??ok

urara: mina youre team edward?

MissAlien: no

MissAlien: he’s a little too creepy for my taste

MissAlien: alice and bella had the best chemistry

Mother Mother Superiority: amen to that

🐸 : i feel like she was better off alone

Tapey Tape: Yeah probably

The Dark Lord: Both Edward and Jacob have many unlikable qualities

h.t undercover: TOKOYAMI YOU WATCHED TWILIGHT?

The Dark Lord: I have

The Dark Lord: I liked the books better

h.t undercover: YOU READ THE BOOKS TOO 💀

Midorisaurus: I think Alice and Jasper was the best couple

Creaty: I agree!

Bakugod: What are you fuckers talking about

Bakugod: It’s Esme and Carlisle

Bakugod: They were stable

A Certain Pokémon: YOU WATCHED TWILIGHT???

Bakugod: The old hag made me watch it

Sleep Deprived Purple: This is the only time I’ll agree with him

Sleep Deprived: Esme and Carlisle had the least problematic relationship

Bakugod: Die

Shoto. T: Someone’s calling again

Shoto. T: Oh it’s a guy

Shoto. T: Oh

Shoto. T: He said he’s tired of his husband putting ketchup on everything

Shoto. T: Even rice

Iida: That is

Iida: Unappealing

Hands: Where are they finding these people

Hands: And how did they not know before marrying them

swish swish: i’m concerned

Tapey Tape: K E T C H U P

Tapey Tape: ON EVERYTHING

Tapey Tape: EVEN ICE CREAM??

Shoto. T: He said yes

Tapey Tape: HELL NO

h.t undercover: SO WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM

Shoto. T: I asked if his husband brings ketchup to everywhere

Shoto. T: He said yes

Shoto. T: Then I asked if he put ketchups on soba

Shoto. T: He said yes again

Shoto. T: I told him to get a divorce

A Certain Pokémon: BABHAHAHAHHAHS

Midorisaurus: I’ve been thinking

Midorisaurus: Maybe your new number used to be a popular marriage therapist’s?

Shoto. T: Oh

Shoto. T: That does make sense

swish swish: i wonder what happened to the first woman

Mother Mother Superiority: no same

Shoto. T: I hope she didn’t join the dolls…

Tapey Tape: TODOROKI 💀💀

Chapter Text

Though Midoriya Izuku was good at analyzing, he still couldn’t analyze feelings .

Feelings were hard; they were messy, deep, complicated. He wasn’t good at them. So when he finds himself untangling an intricate web of emotions, the urge to just abandon it and move on was strong, and sometimes, he would give in.

But everyday, he untangles a web of feelings he has towards one certain boy.

No matter how hard Izuku tries to leave the web, he always come back and starts working on it from square one, all over again- even when he doesn’t want to. The boy makes him feel things a little too much, breaks his wall of boundaries and steps inside his heart. Izuku doesn’t know how to feel about it.

He doesn’t know a lot of things, actually.

He doesn’t know if the boy reciprocate his feelings. He doesn’t know how the boy views him. He doesn’t know why the boy says things that makes his heart jump and fool his brain into thinking he has a chance. He doesn’t even know if the boy’s aware of saying such things.

The boy being Shoto Todoroki- the one whom he was currently stuck in an elevator with.

Now, this situation was just so cliché.

A huge abandoned hotel where they can’t possibly get lost in, check.

An elevator that they can’t possibly get stuck in, check.

A crush that’s dense and has no clue about you, also check.

Izuku could only internally groan and hung his head. Not only was Todoroki totally clueless, he considered him a best friend; the ultimate friendzone.  And Izuku didn’t know what was up with the boy, as he suddenly started using ‘no homo’ every time he complimented him. He felt his stomach sink whenever Todoroki let out those words, much to his dismay.

At least there’s still internet, he tried cheering himself up.

“Shinso and Kaminari’s also stuck, right?”

Izuku raised his head at the other’s sudden remark. “Yeah, I think so.”

“I hope they’re okay.”

He smiled. “Me too.”

Aiming the flashlight toward his surroundings, Izuku observed them as his eyes scanned the old, unused buttons of the elevator. His face contorted into a frown when seeing a 13th floor. So this hotel wasn’t the kind to skip those numbers. Cool, okay. He just hoped the elevator won’t suddenly move up and bring them there. Don’t jinx it, you idiot.

But they got stuck in an elevator that supposedly didn’t work. Anything could happen. A chill ran down Izuku’s spine from the thought. Damn, this hotel was going to be the death of him.

“Are you cold?”

His train of paranoia stopped as he turned to the other. “Huh?”

“You shivered. Are you cold?” Todoroki looked genuinely concerned, brows furrowed as he stared at Izuku with worry in his eyes.

“Oh uh, I’m fine. I think. It’s just creepy and-“

“Midoriya, come here.”

Izuku blinked. “What do you mean?”

“Just come closer.”

With a tilt of his head, he reluctantly moved closer to Todoroki, flashlight in hand as he scooted over. Todoroki faintly smiled. Then, he proceeded to take his hand, intertwining their fingers. Izuku’s face lit up in color. He was suddenly thankful that the tiny object in his hand was the only source of light at the moment. And though he was taken back by the sudden action, he noticed that his hand was in Todoroki’s left one; his fire side. His body felt warmer just by the realization.

“I don’t know if this is going to help, but-“ Todoroki said with a warm gaze. “I can light a fire up if you’re still cold. Just tell me, okay?”

This.

Things like this was what confused Izuku the most.

What was he supposed to feel about this? Was it platonic? Do friends normally do this? What was Todoroki thinking about right now? Questions swirled endlessly in his head as he stared at their intertwined hands, face hot and expression torn between confusion and flustered.

But it was true that Todoroki’s hand was comforting.

Izuku opened his mouth. “Thank you. It- it’s warm.”

Silence settled, and Izuku dropped his gaze down onto the floor of the elevator. Its once polished marble was now dirty and dull, covered in years of dust. He wondered what this hotel looked like back when it was still in business. He raised his head, brows shooting up when seeing Todoroki already staring. He sat before him, gaze deep and face serious compared to before. Izuku gulped. “Are you okay, Todoroki?”

“Midoriya, I-“

Ding!

Izuku froze, head turning to the door. His lips parted when seeing the door slowly slide open, a girl standing behind them. He stood up, brushing dust off of his pants. He looked at Todoroki with a smile. “It opened!”

Todoroki was silent for a few seconds before merely nodding. He went back onto his feet as they exited the confined space together. The girl smiled up at them, and Izuku immediately thought about the people Iida was talking about. He smiled back. “Thank you so much for opening this! How’d you do it?”

The girl only shrugged. “Just pressed the button. Were you guys ok?”

“Mhm,” He answered. “I heard there’s others in here. Are they your friends?”

“Yep!”

Izuku nodded. He then slid his phone out of his pocket and texted the groupchat, updating the rest about the situation. He looked around once Sero texted that he couldn’t see the girl, leading him to find out that she had left. Todoroki remained quiet during the whole situation until a familiar voice rang through the hall. “Midoriya, Todoroki!”

Sero and Ojiro rushed over to them, relief on their faces as caught up to Izuku. Sero looked around. “So the girl really left, huh?”

“I guess so.”

Ojiro cocked his head. “Todoroki, you good man?”

Todoroki nodded again. “I’m just…hungry.”

Ojiro raised a brow, but didn’t push it.

As they moved forward down the hall, Izuku looked at Todoroki from the corner of his eyes. The boy was looking down, an emotion in his eyes unexplainable as his face remained stoic. It would’ve been a full poker face if his lips weren’t pursed. Izuku looked away.

His hand was still warm.

Chapter Text

urara: so me and mina were watching victorious

Mother Mother Superiority: as you should

urara: <3

urara: and we started thinking

urara: why have we never been to karaoke

urara: all of us

urara: we’ve spied on aizawa

urara: been to het street

urara: explored an abandoned hotel

urara: but never have been to a karaoke

urara: h o w

A Certain Pokémon: YESS

A Certain Pokémon: LETS GO

Midorisaurus: Come to think about it

Midorisaurus: I’ve never been to karaoke

MissAlien: OMG

MissAlien: WE ARE DEFINITELY TAKING YOU

Tapey Tape: HELL YEAHHH

rocky: YES

Mother Mother Superiority: OFCCCC

Creaty: Yes!

Shoto. T: I’m going

🐸 : yess

Iida: As long as it’s appropriate!

Cake Man: YES

The Dark Lord: Interesting

Hands: Sounds good

Twinkling Star: yes~ ✨✨✨

swish swish: y e s

Animal Whisperer: 😆👍👍

h.t undercover: MAYBE THERES CUTE PEOPLE THERE

h.t undercover: DENKI AND KIRI I CAN SET YOU UP IF YOU WANT

Bakugod: I’m fucking going

Sleep Deprived Purple: Same

Bakugod: Die

Sleep Deprived Purple: Is that all you say?

urara: SO TOMORROW, 3PM AT THE KARAOKE PLACE NEAR THE MALL

Mother Mother Superiority: GOT IT

MissAlien: MIDORIYA BAE

MissAlien: LOOK FORWARD TO IT

MissAlien: ITS FUN I PROMISE

Midorisaurus: :D

 

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Hands: Never in the world did I expect Kouda to sing

A Certain Pokémon: he slayed

A Certain Pokémon: but yes

A Certain Pokémon: i did NOT expect under the sea

A Certain Pokémon: WAIT ARE THE GIRLS SINGING MAMMA MIA

swish swish: WHICH TRACK IS THIS

A Certain Pokémon: THE ONE AND ONLY

A Certain Pokémon: https://youtu.be/KMViJKmAV4M

rocky: IM JOINING

A Certain Pokémon: SAME

Tapey Tape: The two bisexuals and girls singing Mamma Mia

Tapey Tape: Beautiful sight

swish swish: the movie is iconic

Twinkling Star: meryl streep 💫💫

Cake Man: The amount of comfort that movie brings me is immeasurable

Tapey Tape: No same

Iida: That was a beautiful performance!

h.t undercover: YOU GUYS SING SOMETHING NOW

h.t undercover: ESPECIALLY YOU IIDA

h.t undercover: I WANNA HEAR YOU SING

🐸 : Y E S

🐸 : PLEASE SING

MissAlien: TSUYU TYPED IN CAPS

MissAlien: IIDA PLEASE

swish swish: lets go man

Cake Man: Come on

Iida: …

Iida: I suppose one song can’t hurt

A Certain Pokémon: YESS

A Certain Pokémon: THATS THE SPIRIT

urara: YAY

urara: wAIT

urara: WAIT ARE THEY SINGING HONEY IM GOOD

Creaty: What’s the original like?

Mother Mother Superiority: https://youtu.be/w-99JEIwZq0

Mother Mother Superiority: I HAVENT HEARD THIS IN SO LONG

🐸 : i like how ojiro’s tail is swinging to the beat

h.t undercover: BAHHAHAHHAAHHS

h.t undercover: WAIT IS THIS IIDA SINGING

urara: OH MY GOD

Creaty: Wow

MissAlien: DAMN

MissAlien: THE DUDE CAN SINGGG

MissAlien: BTW WAS SHOJI’S VOICE ALWAYS THIS DEEP?

🐸 : honestly? idk

Mother Mother Superiority: SATO THOUGH

urara: YES

h.t undercover: WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT TOKOYAMI???

h.t undercover: HE KNOWS POP SONGS?!!?!

h.t undercover: I THOUGHT HE LISTENS TO

ONLY DARK SPIRITUAL STUFF

Mother Mother Superiority: BABHAHSHHSH

urara: PLSS THIS IS SO INTERESTING TO WATCH

urara: SERO IS SLAYINGG

Mother Mother Superiority: I DID NOT KNOW HE CAN HIT HIGH NOTES

MissAlien: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHS

Iida: That was very nice!

h.t undercover: SIR YOU DID NOT TELL US YOU CAN SING

Iida: 😳

urara: BBHEHWHHWHEH

Mother Mother Superiority: @Sleep Deprived Purple dont think i didn’t catch you staring at denki the whole time

Sleep Deprived Purple: What

Sleep Deprived Purple: No I didn’t

A Certain Pokémon: .

Midorisaurus: Iida’s always been good at singing!

h.t undercover: we should’ve known earlier 😔

Mother Mother Superiority: ok i’m going to take this chance

Mother Mother Superiority: and prove my username

MissAlien: YES JIROUUUUU

Hands: Oh this song

Hands: https://youtu.be/mRODFak0PJM

The Dark Lord: Body of Years

The Dark Lord: Good choice

h.t undercover: ?,?)(!!?

h.t undercover: tokoyami, you are a mystery

The Dark Lord: ?

rocky: i sometimes forget just how pretty jirou’s voice is

Creaty: She is amazing ☺️

A Certain Pokémon: 👀

urara: she’s proving her username

urara: she can make me like any song tbh

swish swish: facts

Tapey Tape: YES THE APPLAUSE

Tapey Tape: SHE DESERVES EVERY BIT OF IT

Tapey Tape: OH EVEN BAKUGO CLAPPED

Bakugod: Stfu

MissAlien: wait

MissAlien: hol up

MissAlien: IS TODOROKI GOING TO SING

rocky: HOLY SHIT

rocky: HE IS

Tapey Tape: WHATS HE SINGING

The Dark Lord: Hm

Hands: Oh this is a country love song

A Certain Pokémon: W H A T

Hands: Wanted by Hunter Hayes

Hands: https://youtu.be/_5vb-0_Qppk

Mother Mother Superiority: damn it’s old

Mother Mother Superiority: but a classic

urara: ok is it just me or

urara: IS HE STARING AT DEKU

swish swish: ITS NOT ONLY YOU

swish swish: HE IS

The Dark Lord: It feels very

The Dark Lord: Intimate

MissAlien: THATS BECAUSE IT IS

MissAlien: OH MY GOD

Creaty: Are we supposed to be here?

rocky: idk bae

🐸 : aw midoriya’s blushing

A Certain Pokémon: OKAY BUT THE EYE CONTACT

A Certain Pokémon: I N T E N S E

urara: OH THE SONG’S ENDING

urara: …

urara: did he just

Tapey Tape: …

Tapey Tape: he did

Mother Mother Superiority: HE DID NOTTTT

Mother Mother Superiority: OH MY GOD

Mother Mother Superiority: DID HE JUST REALLY SAY

Mother Mother Superiority: I REALLY LIKE YOU MIDORIYA

Mother Mother Superiority: N O  H O M O

A Certain Pokémon: BAKUGO STOP LAUGHING

Bakugod: Can’t

Bakugod: This is the funniest shit I’ve ever witnessed

h.t undercover: HOLY FUCK

swish swish: PLEASEEE

swish swish: MIDORIYA ARE YOU OK

swish swish: THERES NO EMOTION ON YOUR FACE

Misorisaurus: …

Midorisaurus: i’ll be back in a second guys

Midorisaurus: :D

MissAlien: MIDORIYAA

Sleep Deprived Purple: Oh my god

Sleep Deprived Purple: Did he choose

Cake Man: He did

urara: what’s this song again?

Cake Man: https://youtu.be/C27NShgTQE4

Cake Man: Bye Bye Bye by *NSYNC

Mother Mother Superiority: it’s usually a bisexual meme but

Mother Mother Superiority: he’s singing it for the lyrics now

Animal Whisperer: 😟

urara: HE SOUNDS SO PISSED

h.t undercover: MINA ARE YOU OK

h.t undercover: YOU LOOK SCARED

MissAlien: I AM TERRIFIED

rocky: @Shoto. T man…

Shoto. T: ??

swish swish: he genuinely looks confused

🐸 : oh todoroki

A Certain Pokémon: BAKUGO STOP LAUGHiNG

Bakugod: Fucking can’t

Tapey Tape: I have never heard a person sing this angry

Tapey Tape: You know what to do guys

Tapey Tape: F

Mother Mother Superiority: F

h.t undercover: F

A Certain Pokémon: F

swish swish: F

Cake Man: F

Twinkling Star: F 💫

Iida: F?

Hands: F

The Dark Lord: F.

Animal Whisperer: F 😟

Sleep Deprived Purple: F

Creaty: F…

🐸 : F

h.t undercover: oh he finished

h.t undercover: PLSS THE RAGE IN HIS EYES

h.t undercover: ok mina gave him a hug

h.t undercover: @Midorisaurus that hug is from all of us

Midorisaurus: Thank you

Mother Mother Superiority: the tension omg

Twinkling Star: I’m going to sing Super Trouper~ 💫

Hands: We appreciate you Aoyama

Twinkling Star: ✨💫💫

urara: ok his voice is actually really nice

swish swish: ofc it’s aoyama

h.t undercover: midoriya looks so out of it

🐸 : @Midorisaurus order a drink and close your eyes boo

Midorisaurus: :)

A Certain Pokémon: aoyama’s singing is calming asf goodbye

A Certain Pokémon: it’s a whole lullaby

Tapey Tape: No fr

MissAlien: kiri

MissAlien: you didn’t sing solo or a duet

MissAlien: DO A DUET

rocky: ok but

rocky: with who?

MissAlien: UH

MissAlien: @Bakugod

rocky: …

Bakugod: .

MissAlien: COME ONN

MissAlien: I JUST KNOW YOUR VOICES WILL MIX WELL

MissAlien: IT CAN BE ANY SONG

MissAlien: PLEASE?

rocky: i mean

rocky: sure but

rocky: @Bakugod what about you?

Bakugod: .

Bakugod: Fine

MissAlien: YAYYY

MissAlien: OK AOYAMA JUST FINISHED

urara: MINA NICEEEE

MissAlien: <3

urara: <33

🐸 : ?

🐸 : what song is this?

Creaty: Oh I know!

Creaty: It’s Make It To Me by Sam Smith!

Creaty: https://youtu.be/nUaEPvhPH3A

Mother Mother Superiority: IM SHAKING

Mother Mother Superiority: BAKUGO’S VOICE WTF

Cake Man: OH MY GOD

swish swish: THATS HIS VOICE-?!????

h.t undercover: YES

A Certain Pokémon: WAAAAIT WAIT WAIT

A Certain Pokémon: K I R I ‘ S

Creaty: Oh wow

MissAlien: …I KNEW IT

MissAlien: I KNEW THEIR VOICES WILL MATCH

Animal Whisperer: 😳😳

Tapey Tape: WAIT YO

Tapey Tape: THEIR EYE CONTACT

Tapey Tape: ARE THEY

Tapey Tape: SINGING TO EACH OTHER

🐸 : THEY ARE

h.t undercover: CAPS AGAIN

h.t undercover: ITS LEGIT

A Certain Pokémon: BAKUGO LOOKS SOFT

A Certain Pokémon: NO NVM HE CAN SEE THIS CONVO

A Certain Pokémon: BUT SHITTTT

Iida: I feel like we’re disturbing something

Hands: Maybe we are

The Dark Lord: We definitely are

MissAlien: WAIT IS THAT A SMALL SMILE I SEE ON BAKUGO’S FACE

urara: IT ISS

urara: YOU HAVE DONE GOD’S JOB MINA

MissAlien: 😚😚

h.t undercover: wait where are they going

Hands: Let’s leave them to be

MissAlien: agreed

Cake Man: While waiting for them to come back I just wanna ask

Cake Man: Who wants to watch friends with me tomorrow

urara: ME

A Certain Pokémon: ME

🐸 : M E

MissAlien: ME

swish swish: ME

h.t undercover: ME

Mother Mother Superiority: ME

Tapey Tape: ME

Creaty: I want to try!

Cake Man: OKAY

Cake Man: FROM EP 1 IT IS

Cake Man: oH they came back

h.t undercover: ? they’re blushing?

urara: deja vu

A Certain Pokémon: kiri you good?

rocky: .

MissAlien: wait bakugo chose a song

MissAlien: ??

MissAlien: why cupid’s chokehold-

swish swish: what was it like again

MissAlien: https://youtu.be/cRqTvWWX70Y

🐸 : ….

🐸 : OH MY GOD

Tapey Tape: HOLY SHITTT

Hands: w h a t

A Certain Pokémon: BROOOO

Iida: What?

Animal Whisperer: 😳😳😳😳

The Dark Lord: We-

Twinkling Star: ?~ 💫✨

swish swish: OK WAIT

Cake Man: HUH?

Shoto. T: ,???

Mother Mother Superiority: NO WAY

Sleep Deprived Purple: What the fuck

MissAlien: DID HE JUST???

MissAlien: DID HE JUST REPLACE THE WORD GIRLFRIEND WITH BOYFRIEND AND POINT TO KIRI

urara: HOLD UPPPP

urara: HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON

urara: I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN ONE DAY BUT HOLD ON

urara: TOO FAST

urara: CANT PROCESS

A Certain Pokémon: KIRI

A Certain Pokémon: BABE

A Certain Pokémon: HELLO?!?!

rocky: .

MissAlien: …

MissAlien: you’re welcome <3

rocky: ⚰️

 

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Bakugod: .

Bakugod: Don’t fucking call him babe

Tapey Tape: Y’all gay asf

Mother Mother Superiority: you’re gay asf

Tapey Tape: Shhh it’s not my time to shine

Chapter Text

MissAlien: uh

MissAlien: kiri

MissAlien: i think your boyfriend turned into a dog

rocky: boyfr-

Hands: Kirishima let’s focus on what Ashido said

rocky: yes okay 😀

Creaty: What??

urara: mina PLEASE explain

MissAlien: so i went down to the common room and

MissAlien: there’s a pomeranian on the couch

MissAlien: and it’s next to bakugo’s phone

Tapey Tape: …

Tapey Tape: @rocky So how’s your first week of being in a relationship?

rocky: JDHSHFJDJDHDD

rocky: WHAT

rocky: NO WHAT

MissAlien: I DONT KNOW COME AND SEE IT FOR YOURSELF

Iida: I am very confused and concerned

The Dark Lord: Bakugo turned into a dog?

Hands: Maybe he got hit by a quirk

Tapey Tape: Maybe kiri gotta kiss it to turn him back

A Certain Pokémon: princess and the frog; netflix adaptation

rocky: PLSSS

rocky: WHAT

rocky: NO IM ACTUALLY HERE AND

rocky: THERES BAKUGO’S PHONE AND A POMERANIAN

🐸 : kouda they might need your help

Animal Whisperer: 🥰👍

Mother Mother Superiority: if it starts barking nonstop it’s bakugo

MissAlien: …

MissAlien: YOU JUST JINXED IT

Mother Mother Superiority: OH IM SORRYSBSH

A Certain Pokémon: I CAME DOWN AND OMFG

A Certain Pokémon: IT JUST WONT STOP BARKING

Shoto. T: Bakugo was a dog?

Shoto. T: Is that why his hair’s like that?

urara: ?sir??

Shoto. T: ,??

MissAlien: ok kouda just said the dog’s too hyper and his thoughts are so jumbled it’s hard to read

Animal Whisperer: 😞😞🙏

MissAlien: no bae you did your best <3

Animal Whisperer: ☺️

swish swish: the dog looks JUST like him oh my god

Twinkling Star: its eyes are the same as bakugo’s~ 💫✨

Cake Man: THE GLARE

Sleep Deprived Purple: I need to see

h.t undercover: come over it barely takes 5 minutes

Sleep Deprived Purple: Is it worth it?

h.t undercover: oh definitely

Sleep Deprived Purple: Omw

Tapey Tape: FUCK

Tapey Tape: THE LITTLE SHIT JUST BIT ME

urara: BSJHSHSHSHHSHSHHS

Mother Mother Superiority: ABHAHAHHAHAHHA

Mother Mother Superiority: THAT IS DEFINITELY BAKUGO

Midorisaurus: Are you okay??

Tapey Tape: Yes thank you 😔

Tapey Tape: You’re a real one Midoriya

Midorisaurus: :)

MissAlien: GOD ITS GROWLING

Mother Mother Superiority: i CANNOT take that word seriously

h.t undercover: wait kiri

h.t undercover: did you try holding it

A Certain Pokémon: i like how we’re still referring bakugo as it

rocky: should i

swish swish: sir aren’t you dating it

rocky: .

🐸 : did it just stop barking

urara: yes tf

The Dark Lord: Magic

MissAlien: kiri magic

Cake Man: Oh my god it’s snuggling into his chest

Sleep Deprived Purple: Ok I’m here and

Sleep Deprived Purple: Holy fuck

Sleep Deprived Purple: It’s literally him

h.t undercover: wait aw

h.t undercover: kiri’s soft sMile

h.t undercover: i’m sad 😔

A Certain Pokémon: no babe why

h.t undercover: too cute 😔

A Certain Pokémon: true 😔

Creaty: Oh Bakugo started sleeping!

Tapey Tape: The bitch just bit me and it goes off sleeping

Tapey Tape: The audacity

Cake Man: But look at Kirishima’s smile

Tapey Tape: …

Tapey Tape: I will forgive it for Kiri

Animal Whisperer: ???

Animal Whisperer: 😦

Mother Mother Superiority: what

Mother Mother Superiority: did kouda just say the dog isn’t bakugo

MissAlien: ?

Hands: Huh??

swish swish: wAIT

swish swish: did human bakugo just come in

A Certain Pokémon: WAIT YEAH

A Certain Pokémon: HE LOOKS CONFUSED WHAT

A Certain Pokémon: WHY’S HE HOLDING A BAG OF DOG FOOD

A Certain Pokémon: WAIT HE JUST LOOKED AT KIRI

A Certain Pokémon: AW HIS EYES BECAME SOFTTT

Tapey Tape: Why we gotta witness this shit

h.t undercover: idk fam

A Certain Pokémon: KIRI LOOKS CONFUSED TOO

A Certain Pokémon: DID BAKUGO JUST ASK

A Certain Pokémon: why are you holding my aunt’s dog

A Certain Pokémon: and why are all you dumbasses gathered here

Sleep Deprived Purple: So you’re telling me that dog isn’t him?

Sleep Deprived Purple: ,?What??

🐸 : his aunt has a dog that looks exactly like him?

MissAlien: IM CONFUSED

A Certain Pokémon: NO SAME

Bakugod: Oh my fucking god

Bakugod: How are you shits this fucking stupid

Mother Mother Superiority: honestly? idk

Mother Mother Superiority: but we manage

Bakugod: That shit is my aunt’s dog

Bakugod: She’s out of the fucking town

Bakugod: Have to take care of it for a week

Tapey Tape: So we have to deal with two Bakugos for a WHOLE WEEK

Sleep Deprived Purple: Oh good luck

Bakugod: Fuck off

MissAlien: bakugo

MissAlien: the dog likes kiri too

MissAlien: and i think it cuddled with him before you did

MissAlien: you got a rival sweety

Bakugod: .

A Certain Pokémon: the princess and the frog and gordom ramsay; the movie

Mother Mother Superiority: i would watch that

Cake Man: Same

rocky: bakugo what’s its name?

Bakugod: No

rocky: please?

rocky: :)

Bakugod: .

Bakugod: ..Princess

Bakugod: It’s a she

Mother Mother Superiority: ?

Mother Mother Superiority: why does she have the name of those aggressive white dogs

Mother Mother Superiority: oh wait

Mother Mother Superiority: shes one of them nvm

swish swish: p r i n c e s s

Tapey Tape: Well it wasn’t very royalty of her to fucking bite me

Bakugod: I’ll give her an extra treat for that

Sleep Deprived Purple: Kirishima you’re stuck in a love triangle with a British chef and a dog

Sleep Deprived Purple: How do you feel?

rocky: 🧍

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rocky added a Certain Pokémon, Tapey Tape, urara, 🐸 , Mother Mother Superiority, Midorisaurus, h.t undercover, Creaty, Twinkling Star, swish swish, Iida, Cake Man, Animal Whisperer, Hands, Shoto. T, The Dark Lord, Bakugod and Sleep Deprived Purple into Mission; Spy on Mina’s Date.

 

rocky: emergency guys

rocky: mina’s going on a date again

urara: oh no

Cake Man: Oh no

Sleep Deprived Purple: ?

Sleep Deprived Purple: Why oh no

Cake Man: So like

Cake Man: Mina has a record of bad dates

Cake Man: And by bad, I mean bad bad

Cake Man: One time she came back with her bag torn and a cut on her cheek

Sleep Deprived Purple: Why 💀

Cake Man: Apparently she fought with her date’s ex girlfriend

Sleep Deprived Purple: Oh

Cake Man: I honestly don’t know how it ended up that way

Cake Man: And last time she came back full on crying

Cake Man: Her date was a misogynistic piece of shit 

Sleep Deprived Purple: …

A Certain Pokémon: so in conclusion every date she goes on ends horribly

Mother Mother Superiority: @rocky what’s the plan

rocky: we have to go undercover and spy on her

Mother Mother Superiority: …

Mother Mother Superiority: didn’t think we would pull an operation FOIAAHAWAK again but ok continue

rocky: IM SORRY

rocky: THERES NO OTHER WAY

rocky: I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY SHES GOING ON A DATE AFTER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME BUT

rocky: WE HAVE TO KEEP AN EYE ON HER

Midorisaurus: I agree with Kirishima

Midorisaurus: I know she’s completely capable of protecting herself but

Midorisaurus: We’re her friends

Tapey Tape: Idk but this feels like some Toy Story movie

Tapey Tape: Iida is Buzz

Tapey Tape: Yaomomo’s Bo Peep

Tapey Tape: And Bakugo’s Mr Potatohead

Bakugod: What the fuck

Tapey Tape: But yeah I agree with both of you

Tapey Tape: I’m on board

A Certain Pokémon: same

urara: same

🐸 : ofc

Mother Mother Superiority: same

h.t undercover: same

Creaty: Of course!

Cake Man: Same

Animal Whisperer: 😁👍

Hands: Same

Shoto. T: Same

The Dark Lord: Yes

Twinkling Star: of course~ ✨💫

swish swish: same

Iida: Yes

Sleep Deprived Purple: Definitely

rocky: bakugo?

Bakugod: .

Bakugod: I’m only going so that I don’t have to make hot chocolate for that dumbass ever again

urara: you made hot chocolate-

urara: no i’ll leave it

rocky: anyways she’s going to an outlet mall about thirty minutes away by bus

rocky: shes meeting up with the guy at 11:30

rocky: so we’re taking the bus 10 minutes earlier than the one she’s supposed to take

Creaty: How do you know so much…?

rocky: i have my ways yaomomo

Creaty: :0

h.t undercover: so we all get out of here by 10:45?

rocky: mhm

Iida: How will we disguise ourselves?

A Certain Pokémon: …i have an idea

 

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urara: because no one’s saying it i will

urara: WHAT IS THAT BEAR COSTUME 💀💀💀

Tapey Tape: ITS SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF THE KIDS

Tapey Tape: THAT LITTLE GIRL JUST RAN AWAY CRYING

🐸 : i haven’t seen it yet

🐸 : what’s it like?

Tapey Tape: https://images.app.goo.gl/9xj7a7ng8ehGsDw7A

🐸 : oh  n o

🐸 : shoji’s that?

urara: yes 💀

🐸 : 😔

Tapey Tape: Kouda’s this btw https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fm.media-

Tapey Tape: Hes kind of popular with the kids

Tapey Tape: Tokoyami was almost this https://images.app.goo.gl/Fej2LZayKvVNVK4s6

Tapey Tape: But he fought to wear a big hoodie instead

🐸 : thank you for the update <3

Tapey Tape: Anytime <3

h.t undercover: why did no one tell me yaomomo and jirou as guys could pull anyone

h.t undercover: they could still pull anyone even when they’re not but

h.t undercover: THEYRE SO HOT

Creaty: Thank you ☺️

Mother Mother Superiority: dressing as a guy is pretty fun ngl

Midorisaurus: I haven’t worn this kind of uniform since middle school!

Iida: They feel interesting

A Certain Pokémon: bakugo stop staring at kiri

A Certain Pokémon: you too todoroki stare at someone else other than midoriya

A Certain Pokémon: not after that whole tragic karaoke incident

urara: i like your plan denki

urara: us girls dressing up as guys and all of us wearing a typical school uniform

A Certain Pokémon: thank you 😚

Cake Man: Ok but why am I in a suit

A Certain Pokémon: Because you can pass for a business man

Cake Man: 😀

Sleep Deprived Purple: Why do I have to put my hair down and cover my eye bags

Sleep Deprived Purple: And wear glasses and a vest

rocky: you literally the least recognizable out of all of us

rocky: except for those two in costumes

h.t undercover: speaking of those two

h.t undercover: where did they get balloons from 💀

swish swish: why do i get IT vibes

rocky: no stop

urara: can we please talk about how FINE pennywise’s actor is

urara: https://images.app.goo.gl/h2nyegtAzX64qbS8A

Tapey Tape: WAIT DAMN

🐸 : 👀

Midorisaurus: I thought he would look terrifying

Midorisaurus: But wow

A Certain Pokémon: SAME

Shoto. T: …

Sleep Deprived Purple: Huh

rocky: WAIT MINA AND THE DUDE CAME OUT OF THE CAFE

Tapey Tape: Ok

Tapey Tape: I’m not insulting anyone

Tapey Tape: I am but uh

Tapey Tape: EXCUSE ME

Tapey Tape: WHAT IS THAT HAIR

Tapey Tape: IT LOOKS LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER’S 2010 HAIRCUT PLEASEE

Twinkling Star: i wanna burn them 💫

urara: pLEASE DONT MAKE ME LAUGH

swish swish: i have to agree with the justin bieber

swish swish: tragic

Mother Mother Superiority: PLSSS SHOJI’S LOOKING AT THEM AND HES LITERALLY FROZEN

🐸 : how is mina on a date with him

Cake Man: No honestly

Tapey Tape: Wait wheres Denki

Tapey Tape: …

Tapey Tape: Is he being hit on by a bunch of dudes

Tapey Tape: Wtf

urara: NO OMG HE LOOKS SO UNCOMFORTABLE

urara: o h

urara: OH DID SHINSO JUST WALK UP TO HIM

urara: PULL HIM TO HIS SIDE AND SAY

urara: sorry but he’s with me

The Dark Lord: How do you know what he said

urara: lip reading skills 🥰

rocky: hM is that a blush i see on denki

rocky: he looks like he just fell in love

h.t undercover: i don’t blame him

urara: same

Iida: Oh

Iida: Ashido and her date just went into an arcade

Iida: I don’t have a good feeling about that guy…

Shoto. T: He’s suspicious

rocky: huh

Tapey Tape: I don’t trust anyone who has a 2012 Shane Dawson haircut

Mother Mother Superiority: DONT remind me of him

Mother Mother Superiority: I have deleted his existence from my mind

h.t undercover: me and tsuyu are going to follow them

h.t undercover: anyone else?

rocky: me and bakugo too

A Certain Pokémon: keep us updated

h.t undercover: ofc

h.t undercover: holy shit it’s loud in here

h.t undercover: ….

h.t undercover: oh god

h.t undercover: WHY

h.t undercover: WHY IS BAKUGO ARGUING WITH A KID

Cake Man: What now

h.t undercover: the kid asked why his hair looks like that

h.t undercover: bakugo was like wtf

h.t undercover: and the kid said

h.t undercover: “it looks like a spiky cauliflower”

h.t undercover: theyre arguing now

Mother Mother Superiority: BSHHSHAHSHSHHDHS

Mother Mother Superiority: WHAT ARE YOU BITCHES DOING

Mother Mother Superiority: WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BE UNDERCOVER

h.t undercover: NO IK KIRI’S TRYING TO CALM HIM DOWN

h.t undercover: HES HOLDING BAKUGO IN PLACE PLSS

🐸 : wait

🐸 : where’s mina

h.t undercover: wait shit

h.t undercover: omg

h.t undercover: WAIT BAKUGO STOPPED

h.t undercover: WTF

h.t undercover: WHY DID HE LITERALLY JUST RUN OUT

h.t undercover: GUYS

h.t undercover: WHATS GOING ON

h.t undercover: WHERES MINA

h.t undercover: WAIT WE’RE HEADING OUT TOO

h.t undercover: …

h.t undercover: what the fuck

rocky: oh my god

A Certain Pokémon: uh

A Certain Pokémon: to sum it up

A Certain Pokémon: a bear, a broccoli, a floating girl, and a cauliflower head bitch tackled walmart justin bieber to the ground

rocky: w h a t 💀

Bakugod: The motherfucker was trying to take raccoon eyes when she was clearly uncomfortable

Bakugod: Fucking Shane Dawson looking ass

urara: mina punched him in the face right before we took him down so it was kinda taken care of but

urara: so worth it

Midorisaurus: Shoji’s holding him down now

Midorisaurus: Can somebody ask if Ashido’s okay?

Mother Mother Superiority: fam she looks confused more than scared

Mother Mother Superiority: no nvm she looks terrified of the bear costume

Cake Man: Iida and Todoroki was right

🐸 : i’m going to go hug her

Creaty: Me too!

Tapey Tape: I filmed everything

Tapey Tape: But first let’s go back to the og groupchat

The Dark Lord: Agreed

 

-1-A Homies-

 

Iida: Ashido are you okay?

MissAlien: a little shook but um

MissAlien: wHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE

MissAlien: SHINSO WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE A ROMCOM LIBRARIAN BOY

MissAlien: WHY ARE THE GIRLS DRESSED AS GUYS

MissAlien: SATO WHY ARE YOU IN A SUIT

MissAlien: AND PLSSS

MissAlien: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT COSTUME

rocky: we were undercover to see how your date goes

MissAlien: WHy

rocky: MINA EVERY ONE OF YOUR DATES ENDS DISASTROUSLY

MissAlien: OK FINE BUT

MissAlien: HOW DID Y’ALL KNOW I WAS GOING TO BE HERE

A Certain Pokémon: we have our ways 😚

swish swish: but seriously

swish swish: mina

swish swish: are you ok?

MissAlien: …

MissAlien: i was kinda scared but

MissAlien: thank you

MissAlien: i’m glad i landed a punch and you guys tackled him down

Mother Mother Superiority: bae we love you

MissAlien: ilym

Tapey Tape: Ily too but

Tapey Tape: giRL

Tapey Tape: WHY DID YOU AGREE TO GO ON A DATE WITH THAT DUDE

Tapey Tape: LOOK AT HIS HAIR

Tapey Tape: L O O K

MissAlien: IM SORRY

MissAlien: IT LOOKED BETTER IN A PIC MY FRIEND SHOWED ME

Tapey Tape: Literally never trust them again

MissAlien: i learned my lesson

MissAlien: btw bakugo

MissAlien: can you make me a hot chocolate when we get back?

Bakugod: .

Bakugod: No whipped cream this time

MissAlien: THANK YOU

MissAlien: and just

MissAlien: thank you guys sm

MissAlien: i love this class

Cake Man: We love you too

MissAlien: <33

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Animal Whisperer: !!!

Animal Whisperer: 🪳🛋 😱

Cake Man: What?

Animal Whisperer: 🪳🪳🪳

Animal Whisperer: 😱

MissAlien: kouda bae are you ok

Animal Whisperer: 😖😖

The Dark Lord: My guess is that there is a cockroach in the common room and kouda was the first one to witness it

Animal Whisperer: 😖😖😖

urara: how did you even

urara: no nvm i’ll leave it to your animal instincts

🐸 : @Animal Whisperer do you want me to make you hot lemon tea?

Animal Whisperer: 😣

🐸 : ok brb <3

rocky: i just came down and

rocky: oh g o d

rocky: HELL no

rocky: THERES THREE OF THEM

rocky: WHAT DO WE DO

Mother Mother Superiority: FUCK

Mother Mother Superiority: IM NOT DEALING WITH THAT

Tapey Tape: Ok I came down too

Tapey Tape: H O R R I F Y I N G

Tapey Tape: @Midorisaurus CANT YOU USE YOUR QUIRK AND FLICK THEM OR SMTH

Midorisaurus: I DONT want to touch them

Bakugod: What are you idiots squabbling about

Bakugod: I can explode that shit

urara: did you forget how mad aizawa got when todoroki accidentally pierced ice through the table

urara: and plus do you want pieces of cockroaches floating around the room

Shoto. T: My bad

Bakugod: .

Sleep Deprived Purple: What goes on inside your dorm oh my god

rocky: WHAT SHOULD WE DO

rocky: ALL OF OUR QUIRKS ARE EITHER DESTRUCTIVE OR JUST NOT CAPABLE OF REMOVING BUGS

A Certain Pokémon: @swish swish CANT YOU GET RID OF THEM WITH YOUR TAIL

swish swish: THEN WHAT

swish swish: THEY WOULD STILL BE IN THE ROOM

A Certain Pokémon: FUCK

h.t undercover: WE SHOULD ASK YAOMOMO TO MAKE A SPRAY

h.t undercover: no nvm she’s back home with her family

h.t undercover: WHAT DO WE DOOO

Mother Mother Superiority: it’s too late to call aizawa

Mother Mother Superiority: and i don’t think he’ll give a shit even if it’s daytime

Sleep Deprived Purple: Definitely

Mother Mother Superiority: anyone good with bugs?

The Dark Lord: I could ask Dark Shadow but I don’t think he’s useful

The Dark Lord: I just asked and he’s definitely not useful

urara: SHOJI YOU HAVE A LOT OF HANDS

Hands: What does that have to do with anything

urara: honestly idk 😔

Hands: I hate bugs

Hands: Can’t help you guys out

rocky: todoroki wbu

MissAlien: did you forget the time he froze for five minutes straight when he saw a spider

rocky: ok i’m sorry

Cake Man: Sero maybe you can stick them onto your tapes?

Tapey Tape: tHEN WHAT

Tapey Tape: ITS STILL GOING BE STUCK SO WE GOTTA TOUCH IT EITHER WAY

swish swish: seriously

swish swish: what do we do 💀

urara: i hate the fact that they FLY

urara: oh the horrors

Cake Man: Aoyama what about you?

Twinkling Star: i’ll cry just by looking at them 💫✨

Cake Man: Understandable have a good night

rocky: we dealt with literal villains

rocky: some of us almost died

rocky: AND WE STILL CANT GET RID OF  B U G S

A Certain Pokémon: should we all just hide in our rooms until they disappear

A Certain Pokémon: ?

A Certain Pokémon: oh iida just came down

A Certain Pokémon: he noticed the roaches-

A Certain Pokémon: …

A Certain Pokémon: everyone go stan iida rn

MissAlien: i already do but ok

A Certain Pokémon: HE JUST TOOK A SLIPPER AND JUST SLAMMED THEM DOWN

A Certain Pokémon: ONE BY ONE

A Certain Pokémon: WITHOUT ANY FEAR

Midorisaurus: Oh wow

Mother Mother Superiority: oh my god

Iida: Why is there so many notifications?

Iida: My phone was on mute!

urara: iida we appreciate your existence

urara: always have, always will

Iida: ??

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Hands: How do I comfort crying people

Mother Mother Superiority: what?

Mother Mother Superiority: idk ask todoroki he’s a part time marriage therapist

Hands: No like

Hands: Hagakure and Uraraka are on the couch watching something

Hands: And they’re bawling their eyes out

Hands: I asked why and they said it’s some anime about an American gang leader and a Japanese boy?

Hands: What do I do

Hands: I came down to grab a cup of water but now I can’t leave

Cake Man: Watch it with them

Cake Man: See why they’re so sad

Cake Man: Then sympathize

Creaty: Yes I agree!

Hands: Okay I’ll be back

A Certain Pokémon: guys i’ve been wondering

A Certain Pokémon: why did aizawa assign me lgbtq rights for our research project

A Certain Pokémon: does he know-

MissAlien: oh he definitely knows

MissAlien: he has a perfect gaydar i can tell

🐸 : i agree

rocky: wait then

rocky: do you think he knows about me and bakugo

Tapey Tape: Bitch

Tapey Tape: You clearly haven’t seen the impatient look on his face when you guys would stare at each other but weren’t a thing yet

Tapey Tape: He was waiting

rocky: 💀

Mother Mother Superiority: no i bet all the teachers know

Mother Mother Superiority: midnight’s probably invested

Cake Man: Oh yeah 100%

Bakugod: I don’t give a shit

Bakugod: What do they want me to do now, say no homo every fucking time we look at each other?

Shoto. T: ??

Shoto. T: Wouldn’t that make your relationship more obvious?

Shoto. T: What does no homo have to do with that?

MissAlien: ??,?

rocky: sir

rocky: weren’t you the one who made midoriya really pissed by that one no homo

rocky: so pissed that he sang a breakup song to you?

Shoto. T: He was mad about the no homo?

rocky: WHY ELSE WOULD HE BE MAD

rocky: WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE CONFESSING UNTIL THAT

Shoto. T: ??,?

Shoto. T: But I was..

rocky: 😀 ?

Sleep Deprived Purple: Todoroki one question

Sleep Deprived Purple: Do you know what no homo means?

Shoto. T: ?Yes?

Shoto. T: It means you’re being honest, right?

Shoto. T: If you add it to the end of some sentence, it just means what you said is true

A Certain Pokémon: …

Mother Mother Superiority: …

swish swish: …

Cake man: …

🐸 : …

Tapey Tape: …

MissAlien: …

Creaty: …

rocky: …

The Dark Lord: …

Twinkling Star: … 💫

Sleep Deprived Purple: …

Sleep Deprived Purple: Oh my god

Animal Whisperer: 😦

MissAlien: SWEETY

MissAlien: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM

Shoto. T: ??

Shoto. T: A couple of months ago I walked past these two guys kissing and one of them said “you’re a good kisser no homo”

Shoto. T: So I thought it just meant being honest

Shoto. T: It’s not…?

Tapey Tape: So this whole time

Tapey Tape: You calling Midoriya cute and saying “I’m glad it was you” and all these other shit

Tapey Tape: It was all just pure gayness?

Tapey Tape: You legit confessed?

Shoto. T: Yes?

Shoto. T: I thought he was avoiding me because of that

Shoto. T: He wasn’t?

rocky: bakugo’s dying

rocky: he’s literally shaking

Shoto. T: Wait what does it really mean

swish swish: https://www.yourdictionary.com/no-homo

Shoto. T: …

Twinkling Star: i just heard midoriya’s door slam open~ 💫✨

Mother Mother Superiority: i’m sorry i still cannot process what just happened

Mother Mother Superiority: so this whole no homo thing that’s been going on for months

Mother Mother Superiority: is all because of some random dudes making out and todoroki’s mixing it up

Mother Mother Superiority: w h a t

Cake Man: Ok I’m hearing footsteps

Cake Man: You know what to do Sero

Tapey Tape: I’ve been standing by the door this whole time don’t underestimate me

Cake Man: Oh Midoriya just arrived

Cake Man: He’s breathless 💀

Cake Man: He’s knocking

Cake Man: Todoroki answered

Cake Man: Midoriya asked “is it true? you were being honest?”

Cake Man: Todoroki nodded

Cake Man: …

Tapey Tape: …

Tapey Tape: FUCKING FINALLY

Tapey Tape: F I N A L L Y

Cake Man: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

MissAlien: WHAT

🐸 : NO SERIOUSLY WHAT

MissAlien: SHES TYPING IN CAPS ITS LEGIT

Tapey Tape: MIDORIYA GRABBED HIS COLLAR

Tapey Tape: AND KISSED HIMMMM

The Dark Lord: About time

Cake Man: OH HE JUST PULLED AWAY AND SAID

Cake Man: You’re so stupid, oh my god

Cake Man: AND KISSED HIM AGAIN

Cake Man: TODORIKI’S RED AS HIS HAIR GOODBYE

Cake Man: MIDORIYA SAID

Cake Man: I like you too

Cake Man: No homo

Cake Man: AND SMILED

Cake Man: TODOROKI FROZE

Cake Man: MIDORIYA JUST LAUGHED AND SAID i’m kidding i’m kidding

Cake Man: TODOROKI ROLLED HIS EYES AND PULLED HIM IN FOR A KISS THIS TIME

Cake Man: We just witnessed a legendary moment

Tapey Tape: Wattpad moment

Tapey Tape: BUT FINALLYYYY

Tape Tapey: NO MORE NO HOMOS THANK GOD

Tape Tapey: IT WAS KILLING ME

A Certain Pokémon: now that we know todoroki didn’t mean any of them

A Certain Pokémon: can we conclude that they were always gay asf

MissAlien: amen

Hands: I just finished watching an episode and a half

Hands: I lost hope in humanity

Hands: But oh my god

Hands: They’re finally together?

h.t undercover: OH MY GOD

urara: OH MY GOD

urara: THANK FUCK

urara: I COULDNT DEAL WITH THE TENSION

A Certain Pokémon: wait should i watch whatever you guys were watching

urara: if you dare

h.t undercover: :)

A Certain Pokémon: shinso let’s watch it

Sleep Deprived Purple: We just finished watching Notting Hill

A Certain Pokémon: come onnn

A Certain Pokémon: you’re already here

A Certain Pokémon: please??

Sleep Deprived Purple: ..Fine

Mother Mother Superiority: momo do you wanna watch 10 things i hate about you together

Creaty: Of course!

MissAlien: …

MissAlien: @urara i think we still have to deal with the tension

urara: 😔

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urara: the school festival’s coming up

urara: what we gon do

Iida: Something different from last year!

Iida: Any suggestions?

The Dark Lord: Summoning a spirit on stage

Hands: Was the abandoned hotel not enough for you?

The Dark Lord: No

Iida: Also

Iida: I keep hearing sobs from Kaminari’s room

Iida: @A Certain Pokémon Are you alright?

A Certain Pokémon: i lost hope in humanity and i’ll never recover from this

h.t undercover: so i see you finished banana fish

A Certain Pokémon: i fucking can’t

Sleep Deprived Purple: …

Sleep Deprived Purple: Do you want me to come over and make you waffles again?

A Certain Pokémon: yes please

Sleep Deprived Purple: Omw

Creaty: How about a cafe?

urara: anything that has to do with food

Cake Man: Agreed

rocky: a haunted house?

Hands: Again

Hands: Was the hotel not enough?

rocky: right 😔

Mother Mother Superiority: ngl genderswap maid cafe sounds fun

swish swish: you just want to dress up as a guy, don’t you?

Mother Mother Superiority: duh

Mother Mother Superiority: and midoriya in a maid outfit will be the death of us

MissAlien: i will not hesitate to steal your boyfriend todoroki

Shoto. T: Please don’t

MissAlien: BSHHSHHSHSHHSHS

Tapey Tape: Ok how about a play

Iida: Hm

Tapey Tape: Not just an ordinary one

Tapey Tape: We have to add some twists

urara: wait that does sound fun

urara: like ratatouille but chef ramsay bakugo

Bakugod: Fuck no

Tapey Tape: Ok ok

Tapey Tape: Snow White

Tapey Tape: But mix it with some other fairy tale

Animal Whisperer: 😍

h.t undercover: that’s actually a really good idea

h.t undercover: what fairy tale though?

Creaty: How about Aladdin?

Creaty: It’s very different from Snow White, but I’m sure it’s more fun that way!

MissAlien: yaomomo’s right

MissAlien: like always

Creaty: ☺️

Hands: How are we going to choose the roles?

Tapey Tape: Do any of you guys have anything you want to play?

The Dark Lord: The magic mirror sounds interesting

urara: i can see it

🐸 : i’ve always liked happy

swish swish: you mean one of the dwarves?

🐸 : yeah

swish swish: that’s so cute what

Animal Whisperer: bashful…?

Tapey Tape: YES OFC ANYTHING FOR YOU

Animal Whisperer: 🥰

rocky: what about the rest?

Tapey Tape: Draws

Tapey Tape: Tomorrow at school

swish swish: wait

swish swish: why did shinso just run out of kaminari’s room-

rocky: ??

swish swish: so i was about to go down when kaminari’s door literally slammed open and shinso ran away

swish swish: i’m so confused

h.t undercover: wtf

h.t undercover: denki?

h.t undercover: bro you good?

A Certain Pokémon: .

 

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MissAlien: i CANNOT believe tokoyami willingly chose the magic mirror

MissAlien: it’s so perfect for him

Tapey Tape: You know what I can’t believe?

Tapey Tape: The fact that Bakugo’s going to be the prince

urara: kirishima how tf did you convince him

rocky: he’ll probably kill me if i tell

Bakugod: Damn right

🐸 : i’m guessing cuddles

rocky: :)

Tapey Tape: Bakugo are you ok with the fact that Todoroki’s Snow White 💀

Bakugod: .

rocky: he’s still processing it

Mother Mother Superiority: speaking of processing

Mother Mother Superiority: why was kaminari quiet the WHOLE day

Mother Mother Superiority: that has to be some kind of record

Mother Mother Superiority: and he’s not answering

Mother Mother Superiority: istg

swish swish: him as bakugo’s butler tho

h.t undercover: RIGHT WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THAT

h.t undercover: https://images.app.goo.gl/t5vJ6FQpTLn36XX78

h.t undercover: IMAGINE HIM IN tHAT

swish swish: black butler flashbacks 💀

Tapey Tape: Sebastian can step on me

MissAlien: https://images.app.goo.gl/gzWuqjtCKzsjkVS59

MissAlien: HIM??

urara: holy shit

Mother Mother Superiority: oh my god

Hands: Guys

Hands: Let’s focus

Hands: So me, Iida and Ojiro are the knights accompanying Bakugo

Hands: Kaminari’s Bakugo’s butler

Hands: Midoriya’s the village boy

Hands: Todoroki’s Snow White

Hands: Tokoyami’s the magic mirror

Hands: Tsuyu, Uraraka, Kouda, Sato, Aoyama, Hagakure and Mina are the dwarves

Hands: Kirishima’s Aladdin

Hands: Sero’s Genie

swish swish: 💀

Hands: Yaomomo’s Jasmine

Hands: And Jirou’s her lady bodyguard

Hands: Is that it?

rocky: Yes 💀

rocky: IM SORRY TODOROKI AS SNOW WHITE-

MissAlien: midoriya what do you think

Midorisaurus: It’s not up to me

Midorisaurus: If he doesn’t want to do it, that’s completely fine

Midorisaurus: I’ll support him either way

Tapey Tape: Oh my god

h.t undercover: us lonely bitches cannot 😔

Tapey Tape: Indeed 😔

Cake Man: Wait did you guys hear that Shinso’s going to be performing something?

Cake Man: I think it was a band?

Mother Mother Superiority: holy shit

Mother Mother Superiority: @Sleep Deprived Purple is this true

Mother Mother Superiority: …

Mother Mother Superiority: and he’s not answering too

Mother Mother Superiority: tf happened

swish swish: idk fam

Iida: We will all make the script together starting tomorrow!

MissAlien: YESS

swish swish: LETS GO

Chapter Text

Hands: Okay I know we’re literally fifteen minutes away from performing but like

Hands: This script is the craziest shit I have ever read

Hands: Aladdin finding a prophecy that he’ll find his true love by going on a mission to help the prince find Snow White-

Hands: And he picks up a genie and a lamp and a princess on the way 💀

Hands: And bunch of shit goes down until finding Snow White

MissAlien: you just basically summed up the whole story

MissAlien: but yes

swish swish: it sounds so weird if you put it like that

urara: i think it’ll still sound weird any other way

swish swish: true

Tapey Tape: Guys help

Tapey Tape: Bakugo’s frozen

Tapey Tape: He hasn’t moved in 5 minutes

Cake Man: What happened?

Tapey Tape: He saw Kiri in his Aladdin costume

Tapey Tape: What else did you expect

Cake Man: Idk man 😔

A Certain Pokémon: holy fuck this suit is uncomfortable

Mother Mother Superiority: fam why are you so quiet these days

Mother Mother Superiority: i’m concerned

A Certain Pokémon: .

rocky: don’t worry bro you look good!

A Certain Pokémon: <3

🐸 : can we please talk about todoroki in a snow white costume

🐸 : he looks so good pls

h.t undercover: he’s so pretty 🥲

Shoto. T: i’m pretty?

Midorisaurus: Yes

Shoto. T: :)

urara: you two are going to be the death of me istg

MissAlien: THE KNIGHTS

MissAlien: YOU GUYS LOOK SO GOOD

Iida: Thank you!

Hands: Thank you

swish swish: thanks and you look adorable babe

MissAlien: 😚

Iida: Everyone let’s gather to the backstage and get ready!

Hands: Roger that

 

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h.t undercover: yO KIRI LOOKS SO CUTE

h.t undercover: NO WONDER BAKUGO WAS FROZEN

A Certain Pokémon: i like how jirou’s staring at yaomomo nonstop

h.t undercover: same

h.t undercover: BYE SERO LOOKS SO DONE

h.t undercover: THE GENIE’S DEAD FROM THE START

Iida: I know your scene isn’t going to be anytime soon, but are you sure you should be texting?

h.t undercover: i have to update live so i can look back in the future and remember

Iida: Oh

h.t undercover: ooh it’s bakugo’s scene

urara: him in a prince costume though 💀

urara: wait hold up

urara: is he speaking cALMLY

urara: WTF HES ACTUALLY PLAYING THE ROLE

urara: all those failed rehearsals-

Twinkling Star: he’s not bad 💫✨

h.t undercover: ?

h.t undercover: omfg

h.t undercover: kaminari’s not following his lines

h.t undercover: OH MY GOD

MissAlien: WHATWHATWHAT

MissAlien: I COULDNT HEAR

h.t undercover: HE STARTED TALKING ABOUT L O V E

h.t undercover: “YOU CAN’T CONTROL WHO YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH, YOUR HIGHNESS”

h.t undercover: “AND SOMETIMES YOU END UP WITH THE LAST PERSON YOU EXPECT”

h.t undercover: AND GET THIS

h.t undercover: HE WAS STARING AT A CERTAIN SOMEONE IN THE AUDIENCE

MissAlien: DONT TELL ME-

h.t undercover: S H I N S O

h.t undercover: AND SHINSO WAS STARING AT HIM THE WHOLE TIME

MissAlien: HOLY FUCKKK

MissAlien: WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN THEM PLSSS

MissAlien: OH MY GOD BAKUGO’S FACE

MissAlien: annd ofc he exploded denki

MissAlien: “don’t be fucking gross”

MissAlien: bitch acting like we don’t see him and kiri everyday

rocky: i leave to do my part and come back to this 💀

urara: you were awesome

rocky: <33

Tapey Tape: Ok Midoriya just went on

Tapey Tape: …

Tapey Tape: Did Bakugo just say “you look like a fucking broccoli with tacky ass clothes”

Cake Man: ..He did

Tapey Tape: OH MY GOD

Tapey Tape: MIDORIYA JUST REPLIED WITH “thank you, but you look like an aggressive cauliflower your highness”

Tapey Tape: I could see Ojiro Shoji and Denki shaking

Tapey Tape: Iida’s just 🧍

Tapey Tape: THEYRE ARGUING NOW PLSS

Tapey Tape: Ok Midoriya cleared his throat and went back to the script

Tapey Tape: wAIT FUCK GTG

urara: great

urara: bakugo’s not even TRYING to hide the fact that he’s checking kiri out

urara: sero joined iida and just became 🧍

urara: ok they found the magic mirror and asked about snow white

urara: PLSSS TOKOYAMI’S SO IN CHARACTER

urara: LITERALLY INVESTED

🐸 : ok todoroki’s laying down we’re ready to go

Cake Man: are y’all ready?

Twinkling Star: yes 💫💫

MissAlien: from what i’ve seen so far

MissAlien: i can tell something’s gon go wrong

 

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MissAlien: …

MissAlien: I WAS RIGHT

MissAlien: BAKUGO WHAT THE FUCK

Bakugod: You really fucking thought I was going to follow the script?

MissAlien: NO BUT LIKE

MissAlien: I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD SLAP TODOROKI AND TURN TO KIRI AND SAY

MissAlien: “i choose you. not this useless half bastard, but you”

MissAlien: AND YOU TOLD MIDORIYA TO TAKE CARE OF HIM-

MissAlien: SPEAKING OF WHICH

MissAlien: TODOROKI

MissAlien: YOU AUTOMATICALLY WAKING UP AFTER HEARING MIDORIYA’S VOICE 💀

Shoto. T: Bakugo slapped me what was I supposed to do

MissAlien: idk but i’m sorry that happened to you

MissAlien: midoriya you are a gem for handling it so well

Midorisaurus: 💓

MissAlien: also

MissAlien: BAKUGO WHY DID YOU ROAST EACH ONE OF US

MissAlien: ESPECIALLY US DWARVES

Bakugod: You shits deserved it

Animal Whisperer: 😦

urara: um

urara: you, a prince from snow white

urara: ended up with ALADDIN

Bakugod: Damn right

🐸 : sero and kaminari are you alive

Tapey Tape: BARELY

Tapey Tape: THE AMOUNT OF SELF CONTROL I HAD TO POSSESS TO NOT LAUGH

Tapey Tape: DENKI’S LITERALLY DYING

Creaty: At least the audience seemed to enjoy it..?

Hands: Aizawa’s complicated expression will forever live inside my mind

swish swish: MIC, SNIPE AND ECTOPLASM WERE WHEEZING

swish swish: MIDNIGHT LITERALLY STARTED FILMING

Cake Man: I have to get that video from her

h.t undercover: same

rocky: whatever i was expecting, it wasn’t that

rocky: aND DID JASMINE END UP WITH HER BODYGUARD?

Creaty: ??

Creaty: She just invited me for tea?

Mother Mother Superiority: uh huh…

Mother Mother Superiority: right

Twinkling Star: bunch of staffs are coming in and they’re all staring at us~ 💫✨

urara: yeah probably because we’re in a circle typing furiously

Midorisaurus: Guys

Midorisaurus: Let’s go watch Shinso’s performance!

Midorisaurus: It’s right after us

Midorisaurus: I think it was here?

MissAlien: YESS

rocky: YES

Cake Man: Sounds good!

Bakugod: Fuck no

rocky: bakugo

rocky: i’ll use the bro ticket

Bakugod: .

h.t undercover: bro ticket?

rocky: it was one of my birthday gifts from him

h.t undercover: huh-

swish swish: whats shinso performing tho

Mother Mother Superiority: that’s what i wanna know

MissAlien: he didn’t sing at karaoke, right?

MissAlien: i wanna know what he sounds like

Cake Man: Oh my god it’s crowded in here

Hands: I know

Tapey Tape: I like how we’re all still in our costumes

Tapey Tape: I never thought I’ll witness Prince Bakugo holding Aladdin Kirishima’s hand but here we are

rocky: i-

rocky: WAIT WAIT WAIT SHINSO AND HIS BAND CAME ONTO THE STAGE

The Dark Lord: How are you typing so accurately with Bakugo holding your hand?

rocky: practice, my friend

rocky: ??

rocky: shinso just said “i’m dedicating this song to a special someone”

h.t undercover: holy fuck he did

rocky: OH ITS STARTING

rocky: isn’t this

Mother Mother Superiority: …

Mother Mother Superiority: IT IS

urara: WHAT

Mother Mother Superiority: ITS ELECTRIC LOVE BY BØRNS

Mother Mother Superiority: https://youtu.be/7JYb9RIQxx4

Hands: Holy shit

Hands: His voice

MissAlien: OH MY GOD

MissAlien: HE CAN SINGGGGG

MissAlien: hold up

MissAlien: did he

MissAlien: replace she with he

Tapey Tape: OH MY GOD

Tapey Tape: HE

Tapey Tape: HES LITERALLY STARING STRAIGHT AT DENKI

Tapey Tape: DENKI’S FROZEN

swish swish: OK IDK IF YOU GUYS ALREADY NOTICED

swish swish: I MIGHT JUST BE SLOW BUT

swish swish: A SPECIAL SOMEONE

swish swish: ELECTRIC LOVE

swish swish: THE EYE CONTACT

swish swish: THIS MIGHT BE FOR DENKI

rocky: OH MY GOD

urara: OH MY GOD

Midorisaurus: Oh my god

Animal Whisperer: 😳😳

Tapey Tape: DENKI’S SMILING GUYS

Tapey Tape: HES SMILING AND KINDA SOBBING

MissAlien: HOLY SHIT SHINSO’S STARTING TO SMILE

The Dark Lord: Their eye contact is very fierce

Hands: It’s finally happening

Cake Man: I’ll make a celebratory cake once we get back

🐸 : with congratulations written on it?

Cake Man: Ofc

Midorisaurus: I think Midnight noticed

Midorisaurus: She suddenly stood up and aimed her phone at Kaminari then Shinso

Midorisaurus: She looks excited

Tapey Tape: Denki just laughed and wiped his eyes

Tapey Tape: Shinso’s smiling

Cake Man: I feel like a proud parent

rocky: same

swish swish: same

swish swish: from getting stuck in a baby swing to this

swish swish: we love to see it

Tapey Tape: Ok ok the song’s close to finishing

Tapey Tape: Oh Denki just started walking towards the stage

Tapey Tape: He’s kinda rushing

Tapey Tape: Oh I see him going up the stairs to backstage

Tapey Tape: Shinso noticed

urara: THE SONG’S ENDING

urara: PLSS SHINSO SMILED AND BOWED AND LITERALLY RUSHED OUT

rocky: WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING

MissAlien: EVERYONE’S TALKING ABOUT WHO HE WAS POSSIBLY SINGING TO BAHHSHSHS

MissAlien: witnessing this whole thing was a blessing

Cake Man: No fr

swish swish: DENKI

swish swish: WE NEED AN UPDATE

rocky: YES

MissAlien: YES

Tapey Tape: YES

Hands: I’m curious

A Certain Pokémon: .

A Certain Pokémon: i can’t make single jokes anymore

Sleep Deprived Purple: :)

h.t undercover: YESSSSSS

urara: HOLY SHIT CONGRATULATIONSSS

Bakugod: Took you dumbasses long enough

rocky: CONGRATSSS

Midorisaurus: Congratulations!

swish swish: thirdwheeling that day just became totally worth it

Mother Mother Superiority: i hate to ruin the mood but like

Mother Mother Superiority: ARENT WE FORGETTING THE FACT THAT KAMINARI’S STILL IN A BUTLER COSTUME 💀

MissAlien: shh we’re not talking about that

Cake Man: Aw they just came down holding hands-

Cake Man: ?? I just heard a squeal

Cake Man: Was that Midnight

Hands: Yes

Hands: She’s hitting Mic’s hands excitedly while pointing at the two

Hands: Okay the others started noticing

urara: oh

urara: oh well

urara: i did NOT expect a sudden roar of applause and screams but

urara: I AM JOINING

h.t undercover: GUYS LOOK AT AIZAWA

h.t undercover: HE LOOKS pROUD

h.t undercover: BSHHSHHDHSH

h.t undercover: DID THE CROWD JUST SPLIT IN TWO TO MAKE A WAY FOR THEM

h.t undercover: IT LOOKS LIKE THEY’RE WALKING DOWN THE AISLE

Tapey Tape: This is the only time I’ll accept any lovey dovey shit

rocky: OH MY GOD

rocky: DENKI’S BLUSHING AND SHINSO LOOKS SO HAPPY

rocky: i want to throw petals at them 😔

The Dark Lord: So Robert and Ken did have their wedding after all

MissAlien: SJSHBSJSJJSJSH

 

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urara: @A Certain Pokémon i was thinking 

urara: why were you avoiding each other?

A Certain Pokémon: uh

A Certain Pokémon: long story short

A Certain Pokémon: that day when he came over to make waffles i was crying nonstop and he kissed me to calm me down

A Certain Pokémon: r a n d o m l y

Mother Mother Superiority: damn

A Certain Pokémon: then he freaked out and ran away and i freaked out too

A Certain Pokémon: so we literally rAN when we saw each other

rocky: is that why you abandoned lunch and disappeared last week

A Certain Pokémon: yes 😔

A Certain Pokémon: i realized i had a legitimate crush on him

A Certain Pokémon: i’m bad with feelings so i was freaking out

A Certain Pokémon: literally dying

A Certain Pokémon: THEN DURING THE PLAY I SAW HIM AND STARTED RANTING ABOUT MY FEELINGS ON STAGE

A Certain Pokémon: and then bakugo exploded me 😀

Bakugod: It was fucking gross you deserved it

A Certain Pokémon: tHEN his performance happened

A Certain Pokémon: i ran to the backstage

A Certain Pokémon: and here we are

MissAlien: better love story than twilight

The Dark Lord: Anything is a better love story than twilight

Mother Mother Superiority: at least everyone’s hot

Tapey Tape: True

h.t undercover: GUYS MIDNIGHT ACTUALLY GAVE ME THE VIDEO

rocky: HOLY SHIT

Chapter Text

rocky: goodbye this is my end

Mother Mother Superiority: NO KIRISHIMA NO

Bakugod: Fuck

h.t undercover: WHAT IS GOING ON

Mother Mother Superiority: THE CHICKEN TOOK KIRISHIMA

-45 minutes earlier-

MissAlien: i cannot believe we can’t use our quirk tonight AND tomorrow

MissAlien: hagakure hows the school guest room

h.t undercover: ngl pretty nice

Cake Man: Why are you staying there again?

h.t undercover: i’m visible now and i’m scared 😔

Cake Man: You are precious

h.t undercover: <3

urara: how did they even find a person that disable quirks for 24 hours

Hands: It’s our rat principle we’re talking about here

urara: right

Bakugod: This is fucking bullshit

A Certain Pokémon: you’re just saying that because you can’t explode people anymore

A Certain Pokémon: oh btw

A Certain Pokémon: @swish swish @Hands @The Dark Lord

A Certain Pokémon: how do y’all feel

swish swish: light

Hands: Unfamiliar

The Dark Lord: Quiet

swish swish: it’s so weird walking without a tail

rocky: where did it even go

swish swish: honestly idk it just disappeared

Cake Man: Shinso are you a part of this too?

Sleep Deprived Purple: Yeah Aizawa made sure of it

Sleep Deprived Purple: Anyways I’m making pancakes with Denki

Sleep Deprived Purple: Do you guys want some?

A Certain Pokémon: denk- 💀

MissAlien: sweety he sang a love song to you in front of the entire school

A Certain Pokémon: right

Midorisaurus: I’d like some!

rocky: same

urara: ofc

Mother Mother Superiority: ??

Mother Mother Superiority: did you guys hear that?

Shoto. T: There were speakers here?

Mother Mother Superiority: fam that’s not what we’re supposed to be focusing on

h.t undercover: what’d it say?

Mother Mother Superiority: to head down to the common room

Mother Mother Superiority: all of us

Mother Mother Superiority: we’re going rn

Mother Mother Superiority: …

Mother Mother Superiority: what the fuck

Tapey Tape: What the fuck

h.t undercover: w h a t

Tapey Tape: We’re having an emergency training?

Tapey Tape: Tf

Tapey Tape: ??

Tapey Tape: WE’RE PLAYING tAG?

A Certain Pokémon: WAIT I DIDNT HEAR A THING WHAT DID IT SAY

Hands: It lasts 45 minutes and we’re not allowed to go into our rooms

Hands: If the enemy tags us, we’re out of the game and have to sit on the couch

Hands: But we also get to tag them

Hands: It’s our win if we catch them all

Hands: And our loss if we all get caught

MissAlien: oh god

MissAlien: DID IT JUST SAY MAY THE TRAINING BEGIN

Tapey Tape: WHAT

Creaty: What does that even mean?

Creaty: What enemy?

Creaty: …

rocky: WHAT THE HELL

urara: HOLY SHIT

A Certain Pokémon: HOLY FUCKING SHIT

A Certain Pokémon: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOF

swish swish: WHAT THE FUCJ

h.t undercover: wHAT IS HAPPENING

swish swish: https://images.app.goo.gl/rXQjro2gQzXHbmHU7

swish swish: BUNCH OF THESE JUST BURST IN

swish swish: DHITSGITSHIT

swish swish: OHMYGOD ITS RUNNING TOWARSDS US

h.t undercover: WTF RUN

swish swish: I AM

urara: SHINSO DID YOU JUST THROW PANCAKES AT THEM

urara: AND SPRAY WHIPPED CREAM

Sleep Deprived Purple: THATS FOR LATER RUN

urara: RIGHT

rocky: WHAT KIND OF TRAINING IS THIS?

Midorisaurus: They’re not villains right?

Tapey Tape: IDC JUST RUN

Tapey Tape: FUCK RIGHT WE CANT USE OUR QUIRKS

Mother Mother Superiority: SO PURE COMBAT SKILLS AND STAMINA

Mother Mother Superiority: OKAY

rocky: me and bakugo are going up the emergency stairs rn

rocky: limited options

Cake Man: WHY ARE THE CHICKENS RUNNING FULL SPEED AT US IM SCARED

Tapey Tape: SATO WHERE ARE YOU

Cake Man: I WAS AT THE COMMON ROOM SPRAYING WHIPPED CREAM LIKE SHINSO

Tapey Tape: DID THAT EVEN WORK

Cake Man: IDK BUT I MANAGED TO RUN AWAY SO

h.t undercover: ARE YOU GUYS OK TF

A Certain Pokémon: NO

A Certain Pokémon: WHO EVEN ARE THESE CHICKEN BITCHES

Mother Mother Superiority: THEY ARE STRAIGHT OUT OF A NIGHTMARE

urara: OK WHOEVER THAT CAN ANSWER RN

urara: WHERE ARE YOU

rocky: we ended up on the third floor

Mother Mother Superiority: me and momo on the fourth

swish swish: i was just battling them in the common room

swish swish: i evacuated but

swish swish: there's about ten of them

Midorisaurus: Oh no

Cake Man: MIDORIYA I JUST SAW YOU TACKLE ONE ARE YOU OK-

Midorisaurus: Oh I'm fine!

Midorisaurus: Me and Todoroki took care of it

Midorisaurus: It's sitting on the couch now

MissAlien: IS IT EVEN HUMAN

MissAlien: WHAT IF IT'S A ROBOT OR SMTH

The Dark Lord: A killer robot in chicken costumes…

The Dark Lord: That would be a good movie

MissAlien: TOKOYAMI 💀

MissAlien: WHERE EVEN ARE YOU

The Dark Lord: I'm currently with Aoyama whose smile is frozen on his face

urara: AOYAMAA

urara: WAIT OH GOD

urara: I JUST SAW A FEW OF THEM GOING UP THE STAIRS

urara: THEYRE COMING

Sleep Deprived Purple: Well shit

🐸 : guys

🐸 : me and mina got caught

🐸 : and it's very awkward sitting with a chicken

A Certain Pokémon: WHAT HAPPENED

🐸 : our exits got blocked

MissAlien: DENKI WHY ARE YOU TEXTING RUN TF

A Certain Pokémon: RIGHT OK BRB

Creaty: One down!

Creaty: Jirou kicked and caught them

Creaty: They're on the couch by now

Hands: Literally the opposite for us

Hands: Got tackled down

Hands: Me, Sato and Sero

h.t undercover: y’all are huge how 💀

Cake Man: Those chickens are STRONG

Cake Man: We're with Mina rn

Cake Man: And there's two chickens sitting across from us

Cake Man: It’s SO awkward

urara: oh my god they are TERRIFYING

urara: me and kouda are down too

Animal Whisperer: 😰😣

rocky: WE JUST TOOK DOWN TWO

rocky: they RAN when we punched the wall next to them

rocky: it broke

MissAlien: 🧍

MissAlien: oh denki and shinso just came

MissAlien: shinso looks pissed omg

MissAlien: but denki's giggling

Cake Man: @Sleep Deprived Purple You good?

Sleep Deprived Purple: I will send those chickens straight to KFC and feed it to the pigeons

urara: 😀

Sleep Deprived Purple: They circled us to the back before we could attack them

Sleep Deprived Purple: And the worst part is

Sleep Deprived Purple: They pulled a naruto run

Tapey Tape: N O 💀

A Certain Pokemon: it was hilarious

A Certain Pokemon:  i even forgot the fact that we were tackled to the ground

Sleep Deprived Purple: Hush

urara: i will never forget the sight of you throwing pancakes and spraying whipped cream at a bunch of chickens

Sleep Deprived Purple: Oh right

Sleep Deprived Purple: Those poor waste of sweets

A Certain Pokemon: we can make them again :)

A Certain Pokemon: and you know what?

A Certain Pokémon: we get to spend more time together

Sleep Deprived Purple: ...

MissAlien: wait aw shinso's blushing

MissAlien: denki smiled 😔

Tapey Tape: I did not need to see this after being caught by a farm animal

Midorisaurus: Sato you were right

Midorisaurus: These chickens are unbelievably strong

Cake Man: Damn they caught you too?

Midorisaurus: Yeah

Midorisaurus: All four at the same time was a little too much for us

h.t undercover: so who’s still in?

🐸 : there’s tokoyami and aoyama

🐸 : jirou and momo

🐸 : bakugo and kirishima

🐸 : and ojiro

🐸 : there’s supposed to be 6 chickens left

Mother Mother Superiority: 5 actually

A Certain Pokémon: are y’all alive omg

Mother Mother Superiority: we took down another one

Mother Mother Superiority: momo elbowed it and it went DOWN

swish swish: i’m never going to a farm

swish swish: this experience will haunt me forever

h.t undercover: what happened 💀

swish swish: it chased me through three floors

swish swish: IT WAS SO SCARY

MissAlien: you fought well soldier

swish swish: thank you 😔

The Dark Lord: I lost Aoyama

The Dark Lord: We parted ways when we were being chased

The Dark Lord: And I got caught seconds ago

urara: NOO

Mother Mother Superiority: shit

Mother Mother Superiority: we just met up with kirishima and bakugo

rocky: we’ll look out for him

rocky: …

rocky: WAIT OH GOD

rocky: NONONONO

rocky: THERE’S ALL 5 DOWN THE HALL BRB

Animal Whisperer: 😨

h.t undercover: HOLY SHIT

swish swish: death

swish swish: WAIT AOYAMA JUST CAME

swish swish: HE LOOKS SO DONE PLEASEE

MissAlien: he has seen things

swish swish: definitely

Cake Man: Did the chickens just start watching YouTube

Cake Man: Oh my god

Cake Man: THEY’RE WATCHING VINE COMPILATIONS

Sleep Deprived Purple: At least they have taste

Tapey Tape: True

Mother Mother Superiority: GUYS FUCKFYCKFUCK

Mother Mother Superiority: WE CAUGHT TWO BUT THERES THREE LEFT

Mother Mother Superiority: AND THEY GOT ME AND MOMO

Mother Mother Superiority: THEY’RE GOINF TO TAKE US DOWN TO THE COUCH

Mother Mother Superiority: BAKUGO AND KIRISHIMA ARE THE ONLY ONES LEFT

Mother Mother Superiority: WAIT

Mother Mother Superiority: NO WHAT THE FUCK

Mother Mother Superiority: WHAT JUST HAPPENED

rocky: goodbye this is my end

Mother Mother Superiority: NO KIRISHIMA NO

Bakugod: Fuck

h.t undercover: WHAT IS GOING ON

Mother Mother Superiority: THE CHICKEN TOOK KIRISHIMA

Tapey Tape: GIRL WE NEED cONTEXT

Mother Mother Superiority: ONE OF THEM SUDDENLY FLUNG HIM OVER ITS SHOULDER AND  R A N

Mother Mother Superiority: IDK HOW HE TYPED SO ACCURATELY IN THAT SITUATION BUT

Mother Mother Superiority: OFC BAKUGO CHASED AFTER THEM 

Mother Mother Superiority: AND ALL THE OTHER CHICKENS WENT TOO

Mother Mother Superiority: WE’RE RUNNING DOWN THERE RN

Hands: Holy shit that was fast

Hands: All of them just ran in and Bakugo tackled two down at the same time

Hands: Oh the last one caught him

Hands: Oh my god he looks murderous

Hands: And Kirishima’s still over the other chicken’s shoulder

Hands: …

Hands: Now hold up

A Certain Pokémon: HUH 😀

A Certain Pokémon: A I Z A W A ?

A Certain Pokémon: DID AIZAWA JUST REMOVE THE CHICKEN HEAD

A Certain Pokémon: AND LET KIRI DOWN

MissAlien: OH MY GOD

MissAlien: TOGATA SENPAI?

MissAlien: HES THE ONE HOLDING BAKUGO IN PLACE HOLY SHIT

urara: i’m sorry i was processing everything

urara: THE ONE WATCHING VINE WAS SNIPE AND PRESENT MIC?

urara: AND THERES CEMENTOSS AND MIDNIGHT?

urara: WTF

Midorisaurus: There’s Amajiki Senpai and Hado Senpai too…

swish swish: ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THE ONES BAKUGO TACKLED WERE ECTOPLASM AND CLASS B’S TEACHER?

swish swish: THEY’RE ALL LAUGHING OH MY GOD

swish swish: …

swish swish: present mic did NOT just say LATE HALLOWEEN SURPRISE TRAINING

swish swish: we're halfway through november 

Tapey Tape: PLEASE ECTOPLASM SAID THEY WENT TOO EASY ON US

Tapey Tape: DO THEY NOT KNOW HOW SCARED WE WERE

Sleep Deprived Purple: Oh it was Midnight and Cementoss that got the pancake attack

Cake Man: Huh

Cake Man: So it was a training to see how we would deal with problems without our quirks

h.t undercover: ok i’m not even there but i have one question

h.t undercover: WHY CHICKENS

Cake Man: NO FR

Cake Man: IT WAS CREEPIER THAN SHOJI’S BEAR COSTUME

🐸 : oh it was hawks’s idea-

The Dark Lord: I am not surprised

Tapey Tape: BHSHSHHSSBSBSH

Tapey Tape: BAKUGO LOOKS SO PISSED BYE

Tapey Tape: Oh Kiri just went up to him

Tapey Tape: Annd here we go again

urara: apparently they’re going to do the same thing to class b but with kangaroo costumes 💀

swish swish: why kangaroo

urara: maybe they’re aiming for the australia vibe

swish swish: understandable

swish swish: but as i stated before

swish swish: i am NEVER going to visit a farm in my lifetime

Mother Mother Superiority: amen

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Cake Man: So why is there Aizawa and a cameraman and a whole group of strangers in the kitchen?

swish swish: they’re filming a documentary about ua and we’re a part of it

swish swish: they’re gon be here all day

Hands: How did Aizawa allow this

Hands: He looks pissed

urara: i think nezu got to him

MissAlien: i’m sorry but i can’t keep silent any longer

MissAlien: it’s just too much

MissAlien: THE CAMERAMAN’S T-SHIRT?

MissAlien: HELLO??

MissAlien: IT SAYS FURRIES 4 EVER 💀

Tapey Tape: P L E A S E

Iida: Furries?

Tapey Tape: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3fterm=Furry&amp=true

Iida: Oh

Iida: Well

Iida: I did not expect that

Mother Mother Superiority: i’m sorry iida

Iida: ??

Mother Mother Superiority: idk i’m just sorry

urara: ok they started interviewing

urara: …

urara: oh no cameraman dude just approached tokoyami

urara: NO HE STARTED TALKING ABOUT FURRIES

urara: TOKOYAMI RAN AWAY

swish swish: i would too

swish swish: oh god

swish swish: DID THEY JUST ASK BAKUGO THE CORE PRINCIPLE OF THIS SCHOOL 💀

swish swish: goodbye he just LEFT and took kirishima with him

MissAlien: i’m sorry all i see is the cameraman’s shirt

MissAlien: head empty

MissAlien: just that shirt

urara: oh they started talking to aoyama

urara: thank god

urara: he’ll stall them for at least 10 minutes

urara: btw

urara: who wants to watch bridget jones tomorrow

Cake Man: Me

Cake Man: Which one

urara: all <3

Cake Man: i’ll make snacks <3

rocky: BRIDGET JONES?

rocky: ITS ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITES WHAT

rocky: hugh grant is so manly 😔

rocky: i’ll be there

h.t undercover: any romcom with hugh grant is amazing idc

Creaty: I’d like to join!

h.t undercover: i’ll bring the drinks

Tapey Tape: Count me in

Midorisaurus: I only watched the first one so I’ll go!

Shoto. T: I’ll go

rocky: @Bakugod you wanna come?

Bakugod: I’m literally right in front of you

Bakugod: You don’t have to fucking text

rocky: but still

Bakugod: .

Bakugod: Fine

Bakugod: Just to see what’s so good about it

rocky: :D

urara: you won’t be disappointed

urara: wait oh no

urara: they moved on from aoyama

urara: THEYRE INTERVIEWING AIZAWA NO

MissAlien: SHAHABAGAGA

MissAlien: HIS ANSWERS ARE SO BRIEF

swish swish: his love for interviews are showing

The Dark Lord: Indeed

The Dark Lord: Oh they moved on from him

The Dark Lord: They’re heading towards us-

The Dark Lord: I have a bad feeling

The Dark Lord: …

The Dark Lord: I was right

Mother Mother Superiority: N O

Mother Mother Superiority: THEY JUST APPROACHED TODOROKI AND STARTED RANTING ABOUT ENDEAVOR

Hands: He looks so pissed oh god

Mother Mother Superiority: YES MIDORIYA CHANGED THE TOPIC

Mother Mother Superiority: BEST BOY

Mother Mother Superiority: …

Mother Mother Superiority: man fuck the interviewer

rocky: what’d he ask?

Mother Mother Superiority: “so are you interested in any girls here? is there anyone with girlfriend potentials?”

rocky: oh hell no

h.t undercover: poor todoroki froze

h.t undercover: midoriya started drinking water to cover the awkwardness 💀

h.t undercover: …

h.t undercover: HOLY SHIT

Cake Man: OH MY GOD

Mother Mother Superiority: BSJSHSHHEH

Creaty: Oh wow

🐸 : o h

rocky: WHAT

MissAlien: TODOROKI JUST SAID

MissAlien: i am homosexual 🧍

MissAlien: MIDORIYA CHOKED NOOO

rocky: OH MY GOD

MissAlien: THE DOCUMENTARY PEOPLE LITERALLY FROZEBDJHDJ

urara: PLSS AIZAWA JUST WALKED OVER TO THEM AND SAID

urara: delete everything you filmed about this class RIGHT NOW

urara: it’s legit when his quirk’s activated

urara: now he’s talking about the school regulations and how they’ll face punishment if they ever speak about this 💀

urara: they look TERRIFIED

swish swish: serves them right

swish swish: oh aizawa just went up to todoroki

swish swish: HE PATTED HIS BACK WHILE NODDING

swish swish: i love our teacher

MissAlien: same

A Certain Pokémon: I TAKE A NAP AND WAKE UP TO THIS

A Certain Pokémon: WHAT THE FUCK

Sleep Deprived Purple: Oh my god

h.t undercover: were you guys taking a nap together

A Certain Pokémon: :)

h.t undercover: istg

A Certain Pokémon: BUT HOLY FUCK

A Certain Pokémon: TODOROKI 💀

Shoto. T: I was just being honest

A Certain Pokémon: as you should

A Certain Pokémon: you be you

Shoto. T: :)

Cake Man: Midoriya’s still coughing

Cake Man: Ok Todoroki’s helping him

Cake Man: They look happy 😔

Cake Man: Especially Midoriya

Cake Man: He’s laughing choking

MissAlien: WAIT

MissAlien: YES OMG THEY’RE LEAVINGG

MissAlien: GOODBYE FURRIES 4 EVER CAMERAMAN

MissAlien: WE WILL NOT MISS YOU

The Dark Lord: That man will haunt me forever

swish swish: 😔✊

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swish swish: ok i CANT

swish swish: WHERE DID THOSE THREE GO

swish swish: ITS BEEN TWO HOURS

h.t undercover: honestly idk

h.t undercover: i mean they were arguing

h.t undercover: then aizawa took them away 💀

A Certain Pokémon: why were they even fighting

MissAlien: i think bakugo triggered todoroki

MissAlien: your boyfriend went in to stop them

MissAlien: but bakugo attacked him too

MissAlien: then it became this big argument 🤡

rocky: on behalf of bakugo

rocky: i’m sorry 😞

Midorisaurus: No don’t be

Midorisaurus: It’s true they were all a little defensive

Midorisaurus: I’m more worried about what Aizawa’s going to do

A Certain Pokémon: NO SAME

Mother Mother Superiority: it’s probably some lecture and detention

Hands: Aizawa did seem pissed though

Hands: But he’s always tired of us so idk

The Dark Lord: That is true

Iida: Either way, I don’t think it will be something serious

Iida: It was just an argument

Iida: Though it was very aggressive

urara: the sight of them being dragged down to the office all tied up though 💀

urara: ??

urara: wait what?

Cake Man: Midnight?

Cake Man: We’re following her?

h.t undercover: she looks EXCITED

Tapey Tape: My gut is telling me to get the camera ready

Animal Whisperer: 😮

Hands: Oh we’re heading to the gym

Hands: I don’t know what’s happening but Midnight’s smiling nonstop

Mother Mother Superiority: wait hold up

Mother Mother Superiority: there’s a stage

Mother Mother Superiority: in the gym??

Mother Mother Superiority: what the fuck

Mother Mother Superiority: WOAH WOAH WOAH

h.t undercover: WHY DID THEY TURN OFF THE LIGHTS

h.t undercover: ITS SO DARK TF

h.t undercover: OUR PHONES ARE THE ONLY LIGHT OMG

h.t undercover: wait was that mic

Cake Man: Yeah definitely

swish swish: did he just say

swish swish: CLASS HERE IS AN EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT

swish swish: what 💀

swish swish: …

swish swish: N O

rocky: OH MY GOD

A Certain Pokémon: OH MY GOD

Midorisaurus: Oh my god

MissAlien: HOLY SHIT

Tapey Tape: MY GUT WAS RIGHT

Tapey Tape: THANK YOU ME

urara: i’m not hallucinating right

urara: are we all seeing todoroki, bakugo and shinso on the stage wearing DISCO OUTFITS

urara: https://images.app.goo.gl/aiECrotifyZVc1kTA

urara: LITERALLY THESE??

Mother Mother Superiority: ITS NOT ONLY YOU

Mother Mother Superiority: they look so dead 💀

Mother Mother Superiority: OH MY GOD

Cake Man: OH MY GOD

Mother Mother Superiority: SATO IS THIS-

Cake Man: YES IT IS

Cake Man: ITS MARIAH CAREY

h.t undercover: WHICH SONG IS THIS

Cake Man: https://youtu.be/OUEaTzM3Bnk

Cake Man: ITS FANTASY

Cake Man: OMGOMG ITS STARTING

swish swish: THE SPOTLIGHT JUST HIT SHINSO

swish swish: NO STOP HE SOUNDS SO GOOD

swish swish: KAMINARI ARE YOU ALIVE

Midorisaurus: He’s frozen

swish swish: i would be too

Twinkling Star: their outfits are shiny~ 💫💫💫

Twinkling Star: i like it ✨✨

MissAlien: RIGHT LETS TALK ABOUT THE OUTFITS

MissAlien: HOW DO THEY STILL LOOK ATTRACTIVE

MissAlien: WHEN THEY LOOK STRAIGHT OUT OF SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER

MissAlien: IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE

urara: i think we’re forgetting the fact that they’re naturally attractive

MissAlien: right 😞

MissAlien: WAIT OH MY GOD

MissAlien: T O D O R O K I

MissAlien: I KNEW HE CAN SING BUT

MissAlien: PLSSS

Hands: Huh

Hands: Never did I expect these three to sing Mariah Carey all together but

Hands: Life is interesting

The Dark Lord: Indeed

The Dark Lord: …

The Dark Lord: Is that

The Dark Lord: Bakugo?

Mother Mother Superiority: YES HOLY FUCK

Mother Mother Superiority: HIS SOLO SOUNDS SO GOOD

urara: i think kaminari kirishima and deku are malfunctioning

urara: and i don’t blame them

🐸 : how do they all sound so good

swish swish: talent 😔

🐸 : understood 😔

Cake Man: I really really REALLY wanna know how they ended up like this

h.t undercover: no SAME

h.t undercover: the least expected trio is singing mariah perfectly

h.t undercover: wHY

h.t undercover: HOW

Mother Mother Superiority: ok very unrelated but

Mother Mother Superiority: @Creaty do you want to watch love actually after this?

Mother Mother Superiority: it’s already december so

Creaty: I’d love to ☺️

Mother Mother Superiority: :)

MissAlien: GOD THEY SOUND AMAZING

MissAlien: WHY CAN I IMAGINE THEM IN A BOYBAND

MissAlien: no nvm they’ll tear each other apart

MissAlien: BUT STILL

The Dark Lord: They do sound incredible

swish swish: HOLY SHIT

swish swish: THAT HIGH NOTE

swish swish: DAMN BAKUGO

urara: THE OTHER TWO’S PERFECT MELODY

urara: I AM SCREAMING

urara: ok they’re finishing

Cake Man: @A Certain Pokémon @Midorisaurus @rocky

Cake Man: Are you guys alive

rocky: …oh my god

rocky: i

rocky: was that real?

Midorisaurus: That was

Midorisaurus: Wow

A Certain Pokémon: @Tapey Tape i’m going to need that video

Tapey Tape: Just finished filming

Tapey Tape: I will literally make a whole dvd for this

Mother Mother Superiority: LOOK AT THEIR EXPRESSIONS

Mother Mother Superiority: THEY LOOK TRAUMATIZED 💀

🐸 : guys

🐸 : from what i heard from aizawa

🐸 : it was either this or writing 10 pages of the importance of friendship and showing embarrassing videos from their childhood

Tapey Tape: NO WHAT

Tapey Tape: I WANTED TO SEE

Midorisaurus: How did they even get their hands on that

Hands: Midoriya

Hands: They chased us around in chicken costumes

Hands: They can do anything

Midorisaurus: Right

h.t undercover: damn

h.t undercover: aizawa though

h.t undercover: he must’ve been really pissed

A Certain Pokémon: he’s so sick of us

A Certain Pokémon: and you know what i would be too

-

Sleep Deprived Purple: …

Shoto. T: …

Bakugod: .

Tapey Tape: So do you guys want the dvd?

Bakugod: I will fucking murder whoever speaks of this EVER again

Tapey Tape: I’ll take that as a yes

Tapey Tape: It’ll be my Christmas gift for you guys <3

Sleep Deprived Purple: No

Shoto. T: No

Bakugod: Die

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A Certain Pokémon: MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE

urara: MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE

urara: ITS FINALLY SNOWING

swish swish: i’m still not over the fact that all the teachers forced aizawa to sing a christmas song with them

swish swish: AND IT WAS UNDERNEATH THE TREE

h.t undercover: THEY SLAYED

swish swish: THEY REALLY DID

Tapey Tape: CAN WE TALK ABOUT ALL MIGHT IN A SANTA COSTUME WHILE THE REST WERE REINDEERS 💀

Tapey Tape: AIZAWA LOOKED SO DEAD PLEASEE

Cake Man: ALL MIGHT LOOKED GOOD AS SANTA THO

MissAlien: NO FR

MissAlien: btw how’s the lasagna coming along

Cake Man: Beautiful

Cake Man: @A Certain Pokémon Did you know your boyfriend is an amazing cook?

A Certain Pokémon: i did and i still can’t get over it

Sleep Deprived Purple: Lasagna’s almost done

Sleep Deprived Purple: I’ll bring hot chocolate with it

A Certain Pokémon: …what did i do to deserve you

Sleep Deprived Purple: By just being you

A Certain Pokémon: i

Tapey Tape: Give me a fucking break

swish swish: YO LETS OPEN SECRET SANTA PRESENTS

urara: i like how we’re all here but still texting

urara: BUT YES

urara: OOH WE’RE STARTING WITH KIRISHIMA

Tapey Tape: Wait why does the snowman on the wrapping paper look like Fatgum

Hands: Holy shit it does

Hands: Great I can’t unsee it

rocky: OH MY GOD WHAT

rocky: IT’S A COLLECTION OF THE CRIMSON RIOT MERCH

rocky: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

rocky: THANK YOU SM

rocky: WHOEVER YOU ARE

MissAlien: stop he looks so happy 😔

urara: happiness is literally radiating off of him 😔

swish swish: notice how bakugo’s looking at him 😔

h.t undercover: no stop 😔

h.t undercover: btw sato bae

h.t undercover: WHAT did you put in this cookie

h.t undercover: it’s so good i can’t

Cake Man: ;)

h.t undercover: <3

h.t undercover: wait omg

h.t undercover: is midoriya wearing an oversized VARSIRY JACKET?

h.t undercover: HE LOOKS SO CUTE TF

🐸 : look at todoroki

🐸 : he stopped breathing

A Certain Pokémon: OMGOMG

A Certain Pokémon: @Sleep Deprived Purple GUESS WHAT

A Certain Pokémon: I GOT MATCHING CHRISTMAS SWEATERSS

Sleep Deprived Purple: Are they ugly?

A Certain Pokémon: ofc

Sleep Deprived Purple: Hell yeah

MissAlien: no how did they know my EXACT taste in fashion

MissAlien: whoever you are i love you

Tapey Tape: Excuse me

Tapey Tape: LETS TALK ABOUT TODOROKI’S GIFT

Tapey Tape: A VINYL RECORD OF ICE ICE BABY AND A RECORD PLAYER 

MissAlien: ICE ICE BABY 💀

urara: BAJAJRHJDHDHDH

urara: LOOK AT HIS FACEEE

urara: ITS LITERALLY 🤨

h.t undercover: AW BUT HE SMILED BECAUSE MIDORIYA’S LAUGHING

A Certain Pokémon: SHJDJJDHDHSJJDH

A Certain Pokémon: BAKUGO’S GIFT

A Certain Pokémon: I CANNOT

A Certain Pokémon: A BUNCH OF SPICY KOREAN NOODLES AND A PLUSHIE OF KIRI

A Certain Pokémon: A FUCKING PLUSHIE

A Certain Pokémon: OF  K I R I

rocky: LITERALLY WHY

🐸 : my only question is

🐸 : how did they get that

A Certain Pokémon: probably order made

🐸 : right

Tapey Tape: BSHJAHAHHSHHWHSH

Tapey Tape: BAKUGO’S EXPRESSION PLSS

swish swish: gUYS

swish swish: TOKOYAMI GOT A SCYTHE

A Certain Pokémon: i’m dumb what is that

Iida: It is often portrayed as a Grim Reaper’s weapon

Hands: https://images.app.goo.gl/Krnn7tNSgkXxBFWe6

Hands: Literally this

Hands: Same design and all

Hands: He looks happy though

rocky: and that’s all that matters

rocky: btw wheres jirou?

🐸 : she said she had to do something

🐸 : @Creaty what did you get?

Creaty: A collection of classic novels and tea leaves!

Creaty: They’re wonderful

Creaty: And there’s also a note..?

Creaty: Oh

Creaty: It says to open the front door?

Creaty: Hm

Creaty: I will be right back

h.t undercover: @Tapey Tape what is your gut saying

h.t undercover: because mine is telling me to follow her

Tapey Tape: G O

h.t undercover: on it

rocky: W A I T

rocky: did yaomomo just yell out “it’s carol singers”

Cake Man: OH MY GOD

MissAlien: OH MY GOD

A Certain Pokémon: OH MY GOD

A Certain Pokémon: HOLY FUCK

A Certain Pokémon: IS THIS-

h.t undercover: YES

h.t undercover: IT IS

h.t undercover: JIROU’S STANDING OUTSIDE

h.t undercover: AND SHES RECREATING THAT SCENE FROM LOVE ACTUALLY

swish swish: I HAVENT WATCH IT YET WHAT SCENE

h.t undercover: https://youtu.be/B7u6bMBlCXw

h.t undercover: WATCH IT RN AND COME BACK

h.t undercover: I’LL KEEP UPDATING

swish swish: YOU ARE A BLESSING

h.t undercover: <3

h.t undercover: OK OK I’LL TEXT WHAT THE CARDS ARE SAYING

h.t undercover: by now, i think you already know that i’m interested in girls

h.t undercover: and i understand if you’re taken back or disturbed

h.t undercover: but for now, let me just say

h.t undercover: without any doubt

h.t undercover: just because it’s christmas (and at christmas we tell the truth)

h.t undercover: you are the most beautiful person i have ever met

h.t undercover: you inspire me and so many people

h.t undercover: more than you can possibly imagine

h.t undercover: and my awkward self will be head over heels for you

h.t undercover: until you look like this

h.t undercover: *insert a picture of a mummy*

h.t undercover: YAOMOMO LAUGHED

h.t undercover: JIROU LAUGHED A LIL TOO

h.t undercover: OK OK BACK TO THE CARDS

h.t undercover: don’t let anyone bring you down

h.t undercover: you’ll make an amazing hero

h.t undercover: merry christmas momo :)

h.t undercover: JIROU SMILED BUT SHE LOOKS SAD

h.t undercover: SHE COLLECTED THE CARDS FROM THE GROUND AND GRABBED THE SPEAKER

h.t undercover: ITS STILL PLAYING SILENT NIGHT 💀

h.t undercover: NO SHES LEAVING

h.t undercover: OH YAOMOMO STOPPED HER

h.t undercover: IM GOING TO LIVE TYPE WHAT SHES SAYING

h.t undercover: i never understood what liking someone meant

h.t undercover: but i feel something whenever i see you

h.t undercover: and if this feeling is directed towards you

h.t undercover: i couldn’t be happier

h.t undercover: taken back? what a nonsense

h.t undercover: this is the best christmas gift i could ever ask for

h.t undercover: SHE HUGGED JIROU

h.t undercover: GUYS SHE HUGGED JIROU

h.t undercover: STOP IM ACTUALLY CRYING

rocky: my sight is blurry from tears

urara: i am

urara: crying

A Certain Pokémon: SERO’S LITERALLY TRYING NOT TO SOB

A Certain Pokémon: ME TOO BUT

Tapey Tape: Shut up

Tapey Tape: That was beautiful

rocky: it’s ok bro

rocky: it’s manly to cry

Shoto. T: No Midoriya’s tearing up

Twinkling Star: i need tissues 💫✨

MissAlien: SAME

MissAlien: BUT GUYS IT FINALLY HAPPENED

MissAlien: IT TOOK SO LONG

MissAlien: BUT IT HAPPENED

MissAlien: PLEASE WE’RE ALL CRYING

The Dark Lord: Is this what they call a Christmas miracle?

Hands: I think it is

Hands: And it’s beautiful

Hands: @Sleep Deprived Purple You good?

Hands: I know you’re a sucker for romcoms

Sleep Deprived Purple: I

Sleep Deprived Purple: Am not crying

Cake Man: Yeah keep telling yourself that

Sleep Deprived Purple: No stop

h.t undercover: OK THEY’RE HEADING BACK

h.t undercover: ACT COOL

Mother Mother Superiority: …

Mother Mother Superiority: y’all know that we’re in this chat right?

A Certain Pokémon: …

A Certain Pokémon: oh well

A Certain Pokémon: CONGRATULATIONSSSSS

Midorisaurus: Congrats!

Animal Whisperer: 🤩🥰💓

urara: CONGRATSSSS

Cake Man: WOAH WOAH

Cake Man: I’M GOING TO JOIN THE GROUP HUG BUT DONT SUFFOCATE THEM

Cake Man: ALSO

Cake Man: LASAGNA AND HOT CHOCOLATE’S READY

swish swish: YESSSS

urara: Y E S

MissAlien: YESS

Iida: I just want to say

Iida: Merry Christmas guys!

rocky: MERRY CHRISTMASSS

Mother Mother Superiority: :)

Creaty: ☺️

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MissAlien: because we have a week after new years

MissAlien: LETS GO TO USJ

Iida: The training facility?

Iida: Why?

Iida: We don’t have fond memories of that place

MissAlien: IIDA BAE

MissAlien: NOT THAT USJ 💀

MissAlien: I MEANT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS JAPAN

Iida: Oh

MissAlien: BSHSJDSH

MissAlien: WE LITERALLY JUST HAVE TO RIDE THE HIGH SPEED EXPRESS FOR A FEW HOURS AND BOOM

MissAlien: WE’RE AT OSAKA

h.t undercover: I’M IN

Tapey Tape: SAME

urara: ME TOO

🐸 : y e s

swish swish: YES

A Certain Pokémon: SAME

Sleep Deprived Purple: It does sound fun

Cake Man: YES

Animal Whisperer: 🥰👍

Midorisaurus: Me and Todoroki’s going!

Twinkling Star: yes~ ✨💫

Hands: Yes

Creaty: I’m going ☺️

Mother Mother Superiority: so am i

The Dark Lord: I suppose it won’t hurt

Iida: I will be joining as long as we’re safe!

rocky: @Bakugod let’s go :)

Bakugod: Why

rocky: because we rarely get the chance to go somewhere far

Bakugod: No

rocky: come onnn

rocky: it’s going to be fun

rocky: please??

Bakugod: .

rocky: i heard they have amazing spicy chickens around the jurassic park area

Bakugod: .

Bakugod: Fine

Tapey Tape: Oh my god

Tapey Tape: He didn’t swear

Tapey Tape: Are you a wizard Kiri

h.t undercover: fam you missed the perfect opportunity for a harry potter reference

Tapey Tape: Oh 😔

Bakugod: Fuck off

Cake Man: @MissAlien So when?

MissAlien: i was thinking janurary 3rd to 5th

MissAlien: we get to osaka on the 3rd, go to usj on the 4th and tour around on the 5th before going back home

MissAlien: but idk where we’ll stay 😔

Creaty: Oh

Creaty: I’d be happy to take care of the hotels!

MissAlien: OH MY GOD

MissAlien: REALLY?

Creaty: Of course

urara: @Mother Mother Superiority can i steal your girlfriend

Mother Mother Superiority: no

urara: 😞

urara: wait what time

Hands: How about 2:30?

Hands: I looked up the express trains and they’re pretty empty

MissAlien: shoji ily

Hands: :)

swish swish: so on january 3rd we gather at tokyo station at 2?

MissAlien: yes

swish swish: AND WE’RE GOING SPEND TWO DAYS IN OSAKA?

MissAlien: YES

swish swish: YESSSSS

urara: LETS GOOOO

 

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A Certain Pokémon: where are you guys rn

Cake Man: In the Jaws area with Aoyama Kouda and Ojiro

Cake Man: Ojiro keeps on staring at the shark

Cake Man: And honestly me too

swish swish: the movie fucked me up

Hands: I’m with Tokoyami lining up for Jurassic Park

Hands: If we get wet

Hands: Oh well

h.t undercover: lining up for flying dinosaur with tsuyu wbu

A Certain Pokémon: in the line for hollywood dreams

A Certain Pokémon: BUT OMG I CANT BELIEVE WE’RE ACTUALLY HERE TF

h.t undercover: I KNOWWW

h.t undercover: i’m still processing the fact that aizawa allowed this

A Certain Pokémon: iida’s 10 minute speech and the access to our gps did the work

The Dark Lord: That’s not all

The Dark Lord: Apparently there’s officers here that’s guarding us

The Dark Lord: “Hero connections”

h.t undercover: and how do you know this?

The Dark Lord: …

The Dark Lord: I’d rather not say

h.t undercover: 🤠

Tapey Tape: Guys I’m sCREAMING

Tapey Tape: ME AND MINA WERE BUYING CHURROS RIGHT

Tapey Tape: AND WE SAW TODOROKI AND MIDORIYA

Tapey Tape: THEN THERE WAS THIS ELMO AND HE WAVED AT THEM

Tapey Tape: TODOROKI NOTICED AND SUDDENLY APPROACHED THE ELMO

Tapey Tape: AND ELMO WAS LIKE YES PICTURE TIME

Tapey Tape: AND HE LOWKEY POSED

Tapey Tape: BUT GUESS WHAT

Tapey Tape: TODOROKI JUST GAVE HIM HIS PHONE AND SAID

Tapey Tape: can you take a picture of us

Tapey Tape: ELMO WAS JUST 🧍

Tapey Tape: THE SILENCE WAS DEAFENING

Tapey Tape: EXCEPT FOR THE BACKGROUND MUSIC

Tapey Tape: ME AND MINA WERE LITERALLY 😀

Tapey Tape: AND WE DIDNT NOTICE URARAKA AND IIDA WERE BEHIND US

Mother Mother Superiority: BSHHSHSHWJJEJ

Mother Mother Superiority: NOOO

urara: YOU SHOULD’VE SEEN HIM

urara: THE WAY HE JUST STOOD THERE

Iida: Midoriya looked so conflicted

Iida: We brought the churros and left

MissAlien: we didn’t want to disturb anything <3

Mother Mother Superiority: WHERE ARE YOU RN

Tapey Tape: We’re heading towards Harry Potter

Tapey Tape: WAIT OH MY GOD I SEE IT

Tapey Tape: HOLY SHIT THE CHANGE IN THE MUSIC

Tapey Tape: Wait what are y’alls houses

Tapey Tape: I’m in Hufflepuff

Cake Man: Hufflepuff

A Certain Pokémon: Hufflepuff

Sleep Deprived Purple: Slytherin

MissAlien: so opposites really do attract

MissAlien: gryffindor

Animal Whisperer: hufflepuff 🥰

Iida: Ravenclaw

urara: hufflepuff

Creaty: Ravenclaw!

Mother Mother Superiority: ravenclaw

Hands: Gryffindor

The Dark Lord: Slytherin

h.t undercover: hufflepuff

🐸 : gryffindor

swish swish: hufflepuff

Midorisaurus: Gryffindor!

Shoto. T: House?

MissAlien: you never took a hogwarts quiz?

MissAlien: MIDORIYA DO IT WITH HIM

Midorisaurus: Be right back :)

Twinkling Star: slytherin 💫✨

Cake Man: Wait seriously?

Cake Man: I thought you were Hufflepuff

Twinkling Star: nope

Twinkling Star: i’m in slytherin~ 💫

h.t undercover: that’s so cool what

h.t undercover: the last thing i expected tbh

Twinkling Star: ✨💫💫

urara: WAIT OH MY GOD

urara: THE GATES THE GATES

urara: ITS SO PRETTY

Iida: Wow

Iida: It does look very realistic

MissAlien: YES THE QUALITY

Hands: Oh god

Hands: We just finished Jurassic Park

Hands: And this little girl behind Tokoyami was crying because of us instead of the ride

MissAlien: what did you do 💀

Hands: Nothing

Hands: She took one look at us and started crying

The Dark Lord: I heard something along the lines of “Why is there a birdie and a big man in front of us”

urara: A BIRDIE AND A BIG MAN

MissAlien: BSJJRHRHDS

MissAlien: ALSO

MissAlien : wheres kiri and bakugo

MissAlien: they DISAPPEARED the moment we got in

MissAlien: and they haven’t been answering

MissAlien: istg if they’re stuck in some random room again

MissAlien: oh

MissAlien: O H

MissAlien: NEVER FUCKING MIND

MissAlien: THEY’RE ON SOME BENCH DRINKING BUTTERBEER

urara: ARE THEY IN FULL HOGWARTS UNIFORM 💀

MissAlien: THEY ARE

MissAlien: OH THEY’RE BOTH GRYFFINDORS

swish swish: VERY UNSURPRISING

MissAlien: omg

MissAlien: kiri laughed ab smth and bakugo smiled a lil

MissAlien: 😔

Tapey Tape: We better run

Tapey Tape: If we bother them rn Bakugo will literally hunt us down

urara: lets go to the castle and pretend we didn’t see anything

The Dark Lord: They can see this whole conversation

urara: we’re not talking about that

Midorisaurus: Guys

Midorisaurus: We took a picture with the Elmo after all

Midorisaurus: He gave us a thumbs up and skipped away

MissAlien: S K I P P E D

MissAlien: BSHDHDHHDHJSJ

MissAlien: oh brb we’re going on some harry potter shit

Mother Mother Superiority: y’all 😀

Mother Mother Superiority: WE JUST CAME OUT TO THE ENTIRE RIDE

Cake Man: What?

Mother Mother Superiority: SO WE WENT ON HOLLYWOOD DREAMS BACKDROP RIGHT

Mother Mother Superiority: THE ONE THAT GOES BACKWARDS

Mother Mother Superiority: AND WE GET TO CHOOSE ONE SONG OUT OF FIVE THAT PLAYS DURING THE RIDE

Mother Mother Superiority: INDIVIDUALLY

Mother Mother Superiority: ANYWAYS I GOT ON WITH MOMO

Mother Mother Superiority: AND KAMINARI AND SHINSO WERE THERE TOO

Mother Mother Superiority: THEN WE SAW BORN THIS WAY ON THE PLAYLIST

Mother Mother Superiority: AND OFC WE CHOSE IT

Mother Mother Superiority: THERE WAS SHAKE IT OFF TOO BUT

Mother Mother Superiority: ITS LADY GAGA WE’RE TALKING ABOUT HERE

Mother Mother Superiority: SO WHEN WE REACHED THE FIRST DROP

Mother Mother Superiority: DENKI JUST STARTED SCREAMING OUT THE LYRICS

Mother Mother Superiority: i felt STARES

Mother Mother Superiority: BUT THEN I WAS LIKE FUCK IT AND JOINED

Mother Mother Superiority: MOMO AND SHINSO WERE JUST LAUGHING

Mother Mother Superiority: BUT RIGHT AFTER WE GOT OFF THIS DUDE CAME UP TO US AND SAID

Mother Mother Superiority: my name is bob and i support 🤟

Mother Mother Superiority: THEN HE JUST

Mother Mother Superiority: LEFT

Mother Mother Superiority: BOB LEFT AND WE JUST STOOD THERE LIKE 🤠

Mother Mother Superiority: WE WERE SO CONFUSED

Mother Mother Superiority: NOW WE’RE SITTING IN THIS DINER

Mother Mother Superiority: THE ONE WITH THE CARS OUTSIDE

swish swish: BSJJSJSJHEHHDH

swish swish: BOB

swish swish: I STAN

Cake Man: YOU GUYS DESERVE AN APPLAUSE FOR SINGING LADY GAGA WITH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE LISTENING

Cake Man: ALSO

Cake Man: CAN WE ALL AGREE THAT BOB IS AN ICON?

A Certain Pokémon: yes

Sleep Deprived Purple: Yes

Creaty: Yes

The Dark Lord: Yes

Hands: Yes

urara: WE’RE BACK

urara: JUST FINISHED THE HARRY POTTER RIDE

urara: AND YES TO THE BOB THING

Tapey Tape: I love him already

MissAlien: no same

h.t undercover: GUYS

h.t undercover: FLYING DINOSAUR WAS SO GOOD OMG

h.t undercover: TSUYU WAS KINDA FROZEN BUT I THINK SHES FINE

🐸 : it was

🐸 : an experience

🐸 : but i want to go on hollywood dreams at least once

swish swish: YES

rocky: I’M SO SORRY

rocky: OUR PHONES WERE TURNED OFF

rocky: AND NGL I WAS OBSESSED WITH THE BUTTERBEERS

rocky: bakugo hated them tho

Bakugod: Too fucking sweet

Tapey Tape: So we’re all ignoring the fact that you two are in FULL hogwarts attire together?

Tapey Tape: Vests and all?

Tapey Tape: Ok 🤡

Bakugod: I’ll feed you to the fucking dinosaurs

Tapey Tape: I watched The Good Dinosaur don’t underestimate me

🐸 : you guys look cute

rocky: <3

🐸 : <3

MissAlien: ANYWAYS

MissAlien: CAN WE GO EAT AT THE DINER THAT JIROU’S AT RN

MissAlien: THEN WE CAN DECIDE WHAT TO DO FOR THE REST OF THE DAY

h.t undercover: OKAYY

 

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Tapey Tape: So

Cake Man: So

urara: So

Shoto. T: ,??

Shoto. T: Why are people staring at us?

Cake Man: Maybe it has to do with the fact that almost all of us were scream singing Shake it off during the ride

swish swish: half of the park probably heard us

h.t undercover: but do we regret it?

swish swish: hell no

h.t undercover: :)

h.t undercover: …

h.t undercover: W H A T

h.t undercover: WAS THAT

A Certain Pokémon: OH MY GOD

A Certain Pokémon: BOB

A Certain Pokémon: HE HAS APPEARED ONCE AGAIN

Sleep Deprived Purple: ??,?

Sleep Deprived Purple: He gave all of us a sticker of Cookie Monster?

Sleep Deprived Purple: Wait

Sleep Deprived Purple: Oh my god

Sleep Deprived Purple: There’s a rainbow on some them

Tapey Tape: …

Tapey Tape: How

Tapey Tape: HOW DID HE KNOW

MissAlien: PLEASEE

MissAlien: 80% OF US GOT THE RAINBOW ONE 💀

MissAlien: JUST HOW

rocky: HE DISAPPEARED OMG

Bakugod: What the actual fuck

Iida: Bob

Iida: What a strange man

urara: strange doesn’t cover it

The Dark Lord: What even is he?

urara: THATS WHAT WE WANNA KNOW

Mother Mother Superiority: EITHER WAY

Mother Mother Superiority: BOB IS AN ICON AND HE SUPPORTS 🤟

swish swish: AND WE LOVE HIM

A Certain Pokémon: AMEN

Chapter Text

urara: GUYS HOWS THE CAT CAFE GOING

Tapey Tape: BSHSHHRHSHHSH

Tapey Tape: THE CATS ARE SURROUNDING BAKUGO

Tapey Tape: HE’S FROZEN AND KIRI’S FILMING LMAOOO

Cake Man: I love Osaka

Cake Man: They have better cat cafes

Hands: Can we focus on the fact that there’s one that looks EXACTLY like todoroki

Hands: AND it’s only around Midoriya

The Dark Lord: Human Todoroki and Cat Todoroki’s glaring at each other now

The Dark Lord: Dark magic…?

swish swish: reminds me of bakugo’s twin pomeranian

Tapey Tape: OMG YES

Tapey Tape: I wonder how it’s doing

Animal Whisperer: 😌

swish swish: wait

swish swish: stop 😔

swish swish: kaminari’s staring at shinso who’s petting this one cat

swish swish: aND HIS EYES ARE FULL OF LOVE

swish swish: FUCK HE JUST MUMBLED

swish swish: hitoshi :D

swish swish: AND RUFFLED HIS HAIR AND LEFT TO GET SOME SNACKS FOR THE CATS

swish swish: SHINSO LOOKS SO IN LOVE

Tapey Tape: I hate how I have to admit that was cute

swish swish: GIRLS HOW’S IT GOING OVER THERE

MissAlien: SO GOOD

MissAlien: WE’RE JUST WALKING AROUND THE SHOPPING STREET RN

MissAlien: I LOVE SHINSAIBASHI SM

rocky: ARE YOU GUYS NEAR THE CAT CAFE

MissAlien: NO

MissAlien: https://images.app.goo.gl/yykohHPwaC6ofwzJ8

MissAlien: I THINK WE’RE AROUND HERE?

rocky: JUST WALK FOR 5 MINS AND YOU’LL SEE IT

MissAlien: OKAY

MissAlien: …

MissAlien: holy shit

MissAlien: waitwaitwait

MissAlien: fuck

rocky: ??

Cake Man: ,??

Hands: ?

Hands: Ashido are you ok

Mother Mother Superiority: mina.exe has stopped working

Mother Mother Superiority: so while she was texting we all went into this cute tea shop right

Mother Mother Superiority: and guess what

Mother Mother Superiority: THERE WAS A M I L F

Tapey Tape: Oh my god

Mother Mother Superiority: mina greeted her AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHE REPLIED

Mother Mother Superiority: hi dear <3

Tapey Tape: OH MY GOD

Mother Mother Superiority: AND MINA JUST FROZE

h.t undercover: SHES NOT BREATHING

swish swish: WHAT DOES THE MILF LOOK LIKE THO

h.t undercover: JUST LIKE THE AUNT FROM BIG HERO 6

h.t undercover: https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.wikia.nocooki

h.t undercover: LITERALLY HER

swish swish: HOLY FUCK

swish swish: DAMNN

urara: HELP US WE’RE ALL BLUSHING

urara: YAOMOMO’S COVERING HER FACE WITH A HANDKERCHIEF

A Certain Pokémon: IM BACK

A Certain Pokémon: oH MY GOD

A Certain Pokémon: BDJHSHEHDHHS

A Certain Pokémon: ARE YOU GUYS ALIVE TF

Mother Mother Superiority: BARELY

Mother Mother Superiority: WE JUST GOT OUT AND MINA RANDOMLY BROUGHT A PACK OF TEA LEAVES 💀

Mother Mother Superiority: OK GOOD SHE STARTED BREATHING AGAIN

Cake Man: Mina sweety

Cake Man: Are you ok

MissAlien: i don’t know if i wanna be her or be with her

Cake Man: Tough decision

MissAlien: 😔🤟

MissAlien: anyways how are the cats

The Dark Lord: One’s on Bakugo’s shoulder now and the others are on his lap and all

The Dark Lord: Sero put cat ears on him

The Dark Lord: Thank god he can’t move

h.t undercover: and cat todoroki?

Hands: Asleep in Midoriya’s arms

Hands: Todoroki’s sending death glares while petting this other one with cow patterns

urara: I LOVE THOSE CATS WHAT

Cake Man: GUYS

Cake Man: IIDA LOOKS SO HAPPY

Cake Man: SO THERE WAS THIS ONE CAT AND IT AVOIDED EVERYONE

Cake Man: BUT THEN IT SAW IIDA AND cLIMBED INTO HIS LAP

Cake Man: IIDA’S SOFT SMILE GOODBYE 😔

h.t undercover: PLSSS

h.t undercover: I LOVE OUR CLASS PRESIDENT

h.t undercover: …

h.t undercover: wait

h.t undercover: WAIT

h.t undercover: HOLD ON

h.t undercover: I THINK WE’RE WITNESSING AN AMAZING MOMENT

Tapey Tape: WHAT

h.t undercover: THIS GIRL’S PULLING A SHINSO

Sleep Deprived Purple: ??

Sleep Deprived Purple: What?

h.t undercover: SHES SINGING A SONG AND THERES THIS WHOLE CROWD AROUND HER

h.t undercover: AND WE’RE THINKING SHES SINGING TO A CERTAIN SOMEONE IN THE AUDIENCE

Mother Mother Superiority: holy shit

Mother Mother Superiority: ITS A GAY SONG

Mother Mother Superiority: GUYS ITS A GAY SONG

A Certain Pokémon: WHICH ONE

Mother Mother Superiority: https://youtu.be/G01kUhK6JLE

Mother Mother Superiority: GIRLS BY GIRL IN RED

urara: I LOVE THIS SONG SM

urara: OMGOMG

urara: THIS OTHER GIRL RUSHED TO THE FRONT

MissAlien: FUCKK

MissAlien: THEYRE BOTH GORGEOUS

MissAlien: OH OH THEYRE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER

MissAlien: THEIR EYES ARE SPARKLING

h.t undercover: THEYRE SO CUTE STOP

rocky: i like how we’re all invested in some stranger’s relationship

🐸 : oh my god

🐸 : this guy just caught up to the girl in the audience

🐸 : he’s trying to drag her away

🐸 : YES SHE SHOVED HIM

Cake Man: TSUYU’S TYPING IN CAPS ITS LEGIT

🐸 : oh the guy said something to her

🐸 : no she looks terrified

urara: should we help her

urara: OH

urara: OH NVM

urara: THE SONG JUST ENDED AND THE GIRL WENT UP TO THE DUDE

urara: AND SHE SHOWED HIM A PICTURE ON HER PHONE AND TOLD HIM SMTH

urara: YESS HE RAN AWAY

urara: IDK WHAT HAPPENED BUT HE GOT WHAT HE DESERVED

urara: OK OK

urara: THE GIRL THAT WAS IN THE AUDIENCE LOOKED AT THE OTHER GIRL AND SAID

urara: so what do you think?

urara: AND THE OTHER GIRL SMILED AND REPLIED

urara: you’re all i could ever ask for

urara: I AM SO THANKFUL FOR MY LIP READING SKILLS

MissAlien: GUYS THEY HUGGED

MissAlien: THEY H U G G E D

MissAlien: …

MissAlien: HOLY FUCK

MissAlien: GO YAOMOMO GO

A Certain Pokémon: WHAT

A Certain Pokémon: WHATS GOING ON

MissAlien: THIS ONE HOMOPHOBIC PIECE OF SHIT JUST SAID SMTH HORRIBLE

MissAlien: AND WE WERE ALL ABOUT TO JUMP THE GUY BUT YAOMOMO JUST WENT UP TO HIM

MissAlien: PUT A HAND ON HIS SHOULDER

MissAlien: WHISPERED SMTH FOR LIKE A MINUTE

MissAlien: AND THE DUDE LITERALLY WENT ON HIS KNEES AND STARTED APOLOGIZING

MissAlien: I THINK HE WAS CRYING

MissAlien: THEN YAOMOMO WALKED OVER TO THE COUPLE AND GAVE THEM THE COOKIE MONSTER STICKER

MissAlien: SHE WAS JUST ☺️ THE WHOLE TIME

MissAlien: JIROU’S STARING AT HER NONSTOP

Sleep Deprived Purple: Bob will be proud

swish swish: so proud

h.t undercover: i sometimes forget how homophobic this country is 😔

Midorisaurus: Yeah…

Tapey Tape: Istg if they don’t make gay marriage legal

Tapey Tape: I’ll change the law myself

Mother Mother Superiority: fucking amen

Mother Mother Superiority: btw where should we meet up

rocky: how about the candy shop we passed by on the way

urara: YES PLEASE

A Certain Pokémon: YESYESYES

The Dark Lord: Please don’t get diabetes

 

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MissAlien: I FOUND THE COUPLE’S INSTAGRAM

MissAlien: THEY POSTED A PHOTO WITH THE COOKIE MONSTER STICKER

MissAlien: THEY LOOK SO HAPPY

Creaty: Oh!

Creaty: I’m glad ☺️

Mother Mother Superiority: you are so precious

Creaty: 💓

Mother Mother Superiority: <3

A Certain Pokémon: ahem

A Certain Pokémon: @Bakugod

A Certain Pokémon: don’t think i didn’t spot you buying smth from sanrio gallery

Bakugod: What the fuck are you talking about

A Certain Pokémon: https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%

A Certain Pokémon: you literally went into this shop and came out with a bag

Bakugod: So you finally went nuts

A Certain Pokémon: I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES

Hands: Can we all just go home peacefully

MissAlien: ngl i wanted to see that milf again

h.t undercover: same

Shoto. T: Milf…?

Midorisaurus: Oh 😀

Tapey Tape: BSJSJSHSHSG

Chapter Text

Tapey Tape: So as y’all should know, we’re heading to Denki’s grandma’s house

Tapey Tape: And I would like to say one thing

Tapey Tape: SOMEONE PLEASE CALM HIM DOWN

Tapey Tape: SHINSO’S DISTRACTING HIM WITH LA LA LAND RN BUT PLEASE

Tapey Tape: SOMEONE

urara: what’s he even freaking out about

urara: is his grandma a gremlin or

rocky: he’s going to come out to her

urara: OHHH

Midorisaurus: Wait no

Midorisaurus: He stopped focusing on the screen

Midorisaurus: No he’s not blinking

Midorisaurus: Okay Shinso switched it to Modern Family

Hands: And you guys tagged along because…?

rocky: emotional support

Midorisaurus: They said they needed a ‘mature person’

Tapey Tape: In case we need to fight the granny

Tapey Tape: We’re all gay so we have the right to destroy her front porch if she calls us demons

Sleep Deprived Purple: Thank you guys for being here

Sleep Deprived Purple: It’s reassuring

MissAlien: for denki?

Sleep Deprived Purple: Yes but

Sleep Deprived Purple: Also the fact that I don’t have to fight her alone

MissAlien: BSHHSHSHSH

MissAlien: why today tho

rocky: apparently she’s been asking him to visit her for weeks

rocky: and today’s the day 🤠

Tapey Tape: He said she makes amazing apple pies so

Tapey Tape: I really hope we get to eat them before she possibly kicks us out 😀

Tapey Tape: Either way we got Denki’s back

Midorisaurus: Exactly

Midorisaurus: Oh we’re at the station

Midorisaurus: Kaminari said it’s a three minute walk from here

Midorisaurus: He looked scared so I comforted him by saying we’ll carry him out if anything goes wrong :)

rocky: i’m just glad he was a lil distracted by modern family

rocky: i really have to rewatch that show

h.t undercover: it’s superior

Cake Man: 😌✊

Hands: How many seasons were there?

h.t undercover: 11

Hands: Oh

Cake Man: Shoji you watched the Big Bang theory you’re fine

Hands: Ok that’s true

Tapey Tape: Oh shit

Tapey Tape: We’re here

rocky: WAIT

rocky: OMG

rocky: SHE HAS THOSE HOBBIT THINGS ON HER PORCH

🐸 : ??,hobbit?

Midorisaurus: Kirishima

Midorisaurus: They’re garden dwarves

rocky: so hobbit

rocky: or Snow White?

Midorisaurus: Close enough

Tapey Tape: Let’s shut up Denki just looked at us with murder in his eyes

Tapey Tape: He knocked on the door

Tapey Tape: IT OPENED

Tapey Tape: …

Tapey Tape: Oh

rocky: Oh I DID NOT EXPECT THAT

Mother Mother Superiority: WHAT

Tapey Tape: HIS GRANDMA JUST SMACKED HIS HEAD WITH A SPATULA AND HUGGED HIM

rocky: PLEASEE

rocky: SHE WAS SO SHOCKED TO SEE US

rocky: “you brought…friends?”

rocky: THE WAY SHINSO FROZE

rocky: MIDORIYA JUST SMILED AND TOLD HER WE’RE HIS FRIENDS AND WANTED TO SEE THE GRANDMA DENKI’S BEEN TALKING ABOUT

🐸 : i see why parents like him

swish swish: husband material

Shoto. T: Huh…

Tapey Tape: I gotta admit

Tapey Tape: The interior looks good 😔

rocky: she has taste

rocky: okay we’re sitting down

rocky: wAIT

rocky: THE APPLE PIE

rocky: STOP IT LOOKS SO GOOD

Tapey Tape: Kiri

Tapey Tape: No matter what happens

Tapey Tape: We’re finishing at least a slice

rocky: you don’t have to tell me

rocky: i’m taking it home if i have to

rocky: or should we finish it while they’re still talking about school

Tapey Tape: Idk but

Tapey Tape: I need the recipe for this

Bakugod: You can’t fucking cook

Tapey Tape: Leave me alone 

Midorisaurus: Guys

Midorisaurus: They’re not talking about school anymore

Midorisaurus: I think it’s happening

rocky: YOU’RE RIGHT

rocky: OH OH OH

rocky: DENKI JUST LOOKED AT HIS GRANDMA AND SAID there’s something i need to tell you

rocky: ..NO

rocky: OH MY GOD

rocky: BSJJSJSJHAHAJ

rocky: THE GRANNY STOOD UP FROM HER CHAIR AND SAID

rocky: kAMINARI DENKI DID YOU KNOCK SOMEONE UP?

rocky: SHINSO CHOKED

Mother Mother Superiority: ABHSUHAGAGGA

Mother Mother Superiority: I LOVE HER

rocky: DENKI’S FACE PLSS

rocky: LITERALLY 😃

rocky: OKAY HE SAID IT

rocky: HE SAID IT GUYS

rocky: “grandma, i’m bi. i’m half gay.”

rocky: she became quiet

rocky: sero’s devouring the pie while looking at her with scary eyes

rocky: …

rocky: what

rocky: wHAT

rocky: WAITTT

rocky: OH MY GOD

Midorisaurus: Oh my god

Cake Man: WHATS GOING ON

Cake Man: WHAT HAPPENED

rocky: SHE JUST SAID

rocky: oh me too sweety

rocky: well, not exactly since i’m only interested in women 🥰

rocky: stop being so dramatic i got worried for a second

h.t undercover: 😀 ?

h.t undercover: wh at

Bakugod: What the fuck

Hands: Hold up

Hands: What?

Mother Mother Superiority: DENKI HAS A GAY GRANDMA?

rocky: DENKI HAS A GAY GRANDMA

Mother Mother Superiority: HOLY SHITTT

rocky: SERO DROPPED HIS FORK

rocky: SHINSO STOPPED MOVING

rocky: DENKI’S NOT BLINKINGSBDHD

rocky: HE JUST ASKED ABOUT HIS GRANDPA

rocky: …

rocky: no what

rocky: i love his grandparents sm

rocky: so apparently it was an arranged marriage

rocky: but they were both GAY

rocky: and they had a kid to shut their parents up

rocky: so basically they were gay best friends with a kid

rocky: and the kid became denki’s dad 🤠

urara: OH MY GOD

urara: I LOVE THEM

swish swish: SAME

swish swish: THATS LITERALLY SO CUTE TF

Midorisaurus: She offered us more apple pies and ruffled my hair

Midorisaurus: I feel safe

Tapey Tape: Me too

Tapey Tape: I’m so glad I don’t have to fight this lady

rocky: oh but shinso might

rocky: did you see her eyes when denki said he was his boyfriend

rocky: he looks TERRIFIED

MissAlien: a gay grandma’s judging him ofc he would be scared

MissAlien: btw PLEASE bring some apple pies back for us

MissAlien: i’m tired of hearing y’all talking about it

Tapey Tape: You got it boo

Tapey Tape: I just asked the granny and she literally skipped to the kitchen

MissAlien: <3

Tapey Tape: <3

Tapey Tape: Ooh she came back with a bunch

Tapey Tape: ??

Tapey Tape: Oh she’s approaching Shinso

Tapey Tape: FUCK SHE WHISPERED SMTH TO HIM

Tapey Tape: HE FROZE

Tapey Tape: I THINK HE MUMBLED YES MA’AM?

Midorisaurus: He did

Tapey Tape: BSHSHEHHSHSHDH

rocky: ANYWAYS WE’LL BE HEADING HOME IN A FEW HOURS

rocky: WE LITERALLY DIDNT DO ANYTHING BUT WE’RE COMING BACK WITH APPLE PIES SO

rocky: A WIN FOR US

rocky: BRB GRANNY’S GON SHOW US WHAT SHE LOOKED LIKE IN THE 70’S

rocky: WE’LL UPDATE YOU GUYS LATER

h.t undercover: you better

h.t undercover: i can tell she was hot from across the screen

urara: indeed

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Tapey Tape: …

rocky: …

Midorisaurus: …

Midorisaurus: She was gorgeous

Tapey Tape: SO GORGEOUS

Tapey Tape: SHE WAS LITERALLY G L O W I N G

urara: as she should

swish swish: amen

A Certain Pokémon: 💀

A Certain Pokémon: i did NOT expect her to come out but i’m just glad she’s fine with me

A Certain Pokémon: EITHER WAY I LOVE HER

Cake Man: Correction

Cake Man: WE love her

Cake Man: Btw

Cake Man: Shinso what’d she say to you

Sleep Deprived Purple: 👍

MissAlien: …

MissAlien: should we start praying for you

Sleep Deprived Purple:

MissAlien: 😞

 

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urara: so as you guys know

urara: me hagakure and sato were forced to go to the grocery store to keep eyes on bakugo and todoroki 💀

urara: aizawa’s orders

Cake Man: He’s not wrong tho

Cake Man: In case Bakugo tries to tackle Todoroki we have to hold him back

Cake Man: They’re literally arguing about vegetables rn

Cake Man: Technically it’s just Bakugo yelling about cabbages and Todoroki standing there like 🧍

h.t undercover: i’m already tired 😔

A Certain Pokémon: hang in there <3

h.t undercover: <3

h.t undercover: oh they moved onto the noodle section

h.t undercover: …

h.t undercover: oh my god

h.t undercover: bakugo just said ramen was better than soba

h.t undercover: AND TODOROKI LOOKED AT HIM WITH  R A G E  IN HIS EYES

Midorisaurus: Oh no

h.t undercover: I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE ARGUE SO PASSIONATELY ABOUT NOODLES BUT

h.t undercover: HERE WE ARE

h.t undercover: SATO SHOULD WE GET READY TO HOLD THEM BACK

Cake Man: IDK BUT

Cake Man: @urara WHERE ARE YOU

urara: IM IN THE FRUITS AREA

urara: HELPING A PREGNANT LADY RN

urara: SHE WAS HAVING TROUBLE PICKING UP AN APPLE SO

urara: IM HELPING HER AROUND

h.t undercover: WAIT WE SEE YOU

h.t undercover: DAMN

h.t undercover: LOOKS LIKE THE BABY’S GON POP OUT ANY SECOND

h.t undercover: BUT SHES SO PRETTY STOP

urara: her partner’s lucky 😔

h.t undercover: indeed 😔

h.t undercover: ANYWAYS

h.t undercover: PLEASE

h.t undercover: sOMEONE

h.t undercover: STOP THIS MADNESS

h.t undercover: IF I HEAR ONE MORE SENTENCE ABOUT NOODLES IM GOING TO GO CRAZY

Cake Man: I swear

urara: YES

urara: YES GO SATO

Mother Mother Superiority: WHAT’D HE DO

urara: HE SHOVED THE NOODLES INTO THEIR HANDS AND TOLD THEM TO BEHAVE

urara: BAKUGO WAS ABOUT TO SAY SMTH BUT HE JUST SHUT HIM UP BY THROWING MORE RAMEN

urara: AND THIS ALL HAPPENED WITH THE LADY WAS NEXT TO ME

urara: AND HER EXPRESSION WAS LITERALLY 🥰

h.t undercover: I LOVE NICE PREGNANT LADIES

h.t undercover: SHE JUST PULLED CANDIES OUT FROM HER BAG AND GAVE IT TO US

h.t undercover: YALL THEYRE STRAWBERRY FLAVORED

🐸 : i already love her

swish swish: same

Tapey Tape: Same

Cake Man: Uraraka just asked her ab the baby

Cake Man: She looked so happy 😞

Cake Man: …

Cake Man: wait

Cake Man: OH

Cake Man: OH OH OH

Cake Man: OH FUCK

Cake Man: OH MY GOD

Cake Man: HAGAKURE YOU JINXED IT

h.t undercover: FUCK IM SORRY

urara: WAITWAITWAIT

urara: SHIT

urara: CALL THE AMBULANCE

h.t undercover: ON IT

rocky: WHAT

rocky: WHATS HAPPENING

urara: HER WATER BROKE

rocky: O H

Shoto. T: Oh

urara: TODOROKI GO TELL A STAFF ABOUT THE SITUATION

urara: AND BAKUGO HELP US BRING HER OUTSIDE

Bakugod: Don’t tell me what to do dipshit

Bakugod: And don’t fucking freak out

Bakugod: It’ll scare her more

Tapey Tape: Damn

Tapey Tape: Sounds like you did this before

Bakugod: Shut the fuck up

urara: WE GTG BUT I’LL UPDATE YOU GUYS LATER

Iida: Please go assist the woman!

MissAlien: GO OMG

MissAlien: AND COMFORT HER UNTIL THE AMBULANCE ARRIVES

urara: GOT IT

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urara: …

urara: ok update

urara: so the ambulance came and the guys recognized us

urara: they just brought the lady and literally shoved us in

urara: idk why but pretty sure that’s against the rules

urara: doesn’t matter because we got to be with her

urara: BUT THEN HER CONTRACTIONS KICKED IN

urara: AND SHE GRABBED THE NEAREST PERSON

urara: GUESS WHO

urara: B A K U G O

urara: THEN SHE LITERALLY STARTED SQUEEZING THE LIFE OUT OF HIS HAND

urara: HIS FACE

urara: HIS FACEEE

urara: HE COULDNT RUN BECAUSE WE WERE IN A FUCKING AMBULANCE

urara: AND EVEN A GUY LIKE HIM CANT JUST PULL AWAY FROM A LADY GOING THROUGH LABOR

urara: AND HER GRIP WAS DEFINITELY TIGHT

urara: BECAUSE I COULD SEE HIS BROWS TWITCHING

urara: THEN

urara: THENNN

urara: ONE OF THE STAFF STARTED ASKING US QUESTIONS

urara: AND HE POINTED AT THE GUYS AND SAID please don’t tell me one of them’s the father

urara: BAKUGO WAS SHAKING AT THIS POINT

urara: HE COULDNT YELL LMAOOSBHDHD

urara: BUT THEN THE LADY SAID

urara: no my twin brother’s the father

urara: BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU

urara: EVERYONE

urara: AND I MEAN EVERYONE

urara: LOOKED AT HER AND FROZE

rocky: :D ???

Animal Whisperer: 😶

Midorisaurus: I

MissAlien: 🧍

urara: TODOROKI WAS ABOUT TO SAY SHIT BUT SATO SLAPPED HIS HAND

urara: WE LITERALLY STOPPED TALKING AFTER THAT

urara: THEN WE FINALLY GOT TO THE HOSPITAL AND SHE WAS CARRIED AWAY

urara: WE’RE IN THE WAITING ROOM RN 😀

Mother Mother Superiority: i CANNOT process what just happened

Mother Mother Superiority: like

Mother Mother Superiority: what?

h.t undercover: i’ve been here the whole time and i don’t understand anything 😚

h.t undercover: ik we’re here to explain the situation but

h.t undercover: i cant even if i tried

Bakugod: Fucking hell

Bakugod: The father’s her fucking twin brother?

Bakugod: What the actual shit

MissAlien: NO LETS TALK ABOUT THAT

MissAlien: BECAUSE I AM sCARED 🤠

Hands: I think we all are

Sleep Deprived Purple: Oh god

Sleep Deprived Purple: It’s illegal

Tapey Tape: JUST WHY

Tapey Tape: W H Y

Tapey Tape: I CANNOT

Iida: This is a very rare case

Iida: A rare, disturbing case

Creaty: I agree…

Twinkling Star: i am concerned~ 💫

Cake Man: WAITWAITWAIT

Cake Man: A MAN JUST RAN IN

Cake Man: STOP HES RUSHING TOWARDS US

Cake Man: …

Cake Man: YALL ITS THE BROTHER

Cake Man: ITS THE BROTHERRRR

Cake Man: HE JUST SAID

Cake Man: Hi I’m the father

Cake Man: I heard you guys helped her

Cake Man: Thank you so much

Cake Man: PLSS THE COLD STARES FROM EVERYBODY

Cake Man: ESPECIALLY TODOROKI

Cake Man: BSJDHGABSBSHHS

Cake Man: HE JUST ASKED

Cake Man: You’re the father and her brother, right?

Cake Man: THE DUDE’S SMILE FROZE

Cake Man: ,(?,?

Cake Man: Oh my god?

Cake Man: SOME WOMAN JUST BURST IN AND RAN TOWARDS US

Cake Man: SHE JUST HUGGED THE DUDE AND KISSED HIM

Cake Man: AND WE’RE JUST STANDING HERE

rocky: i’m so confused

swish swish: same

swish swish: he’s having a kid with his sister and there’s some other girl?

swish swish: it’s like a failed soap opera

Cake Man: OK OK THEY STOPPED HUGGING

Cake Man: THE DUDE JUST NERVOUSLY SMILED

Cake Man: …

h.t undercover: …

urara: …

Bakugod: .

Shoto. T: Oh

h.t undercover: PLEASEEEE

h.t undercover: OH MY GOD

h.t undercover: 🤡

Cake Man: 🤡

urara: 🤡

urara: YALL

urara: THE SISTER WAS THEIR SURROGATE

urara: SHE FORGOT SOME IMPORTANT DETAILS BUT SIS WAS IN LABOR SO LETS NOT

urara: AND THE RANDOM WOMAN WAS HIS WIFE

Bakugod: My fucking god

Bakugod: Could’ve saved us time

A Certain Pokémon: OH THANK GOD

A Certain Pokémon: I WAS TERRIFIED

rocky: HELPPP

rocky: WE WERE ALL FREAKING OUT

swish swish: WHO WOULDNT BE

rocky: TRUE

Tapey Tape: ISTG

Tapey Tape: I WAS GON CALL CPS THANK FUCK

h.t undercover: WE’LL BE BACK WE GOTTA EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED

h.t undercover: BTW THE WIFE LOOKS LIKE LIKE MOANA

h.t undercover: IM IN LOVE

MissAlien: HOLY SHITTT

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urara: guys

urara: the baby

urara: it was so smALL

urara: AND THERE WERE BUNCH OF THEM IN THE NURSERY OMG

urara: AND GUESS WHAT

urara: BAKUGO STARED AT THEM FOR LIKE TEN SECONDS

urara: AND HIS EYES WERE SO  S O F T

urara: then he turned around and left

urara: BUT YALL

urara: TODOROKI 😔

urara: HE WAS STARING AT THEM WITH SUCH A WARM SMILE

urara: AND PRETTY SURE HE WHISPERED hi ☺️

urara: IM CRYING

Midorisaurus: …

Mother Mother Superiority: midoriya you good?

Midorisaurus: Yeah :)

swish swish: he’s on the couch and he’s smiling sm

swish swish: my heart can’t handle this

h.t undercover: the babies

h.t undercover: they’re so cute

h.t undercover: how can tiny humans be this cute

rocky: let me guess

rocky: they look like burritos

h.t undercover: yes

h.t undercover: i want one 😔

h.t undercover: wait

h.t undercover: one of them started crying

h.t undercover: FUCK THEYRE ALL CRYING NOW

h.t undercover: NVM IM NOT DEALING WITH THAT

Sleep Deprived Purple: Your baby fever lasted for 20 seconds

h.t undercover: 🤠👍

Tapey Tape: I wouldn’t last 10 dw

Tapey Tape: But I want them just to dress them up as an iconic character

MissAlien: elaborate

Tapey Tape: abu from aladdin

MissAlien: understandable have a great day

urara: BSJJSHSHDHSH

 

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rocky: guys

rocky: where’s sero 💀

h.t undercover: …

h.t undercover: 🤠

h.t undercover: so you know how we went to go get some snacks during the game?

h.t undercover: the chicken nuggets are amazing btw

swish swish: I KNOWWW

h.t undercover: 😚

h.t undercover: anyways

h.t undercover: after we got them this mascot walked over to us

h.t undercover: a lion?? i think?

h.t undercover: he gave us high fives and all

h.t undercover: sero complimented his costume

h.t undercover: BUT THEN

h.t undercover: T H E N

h.t undercover: HE STARTED cRYING

h.t undercover: OUT OF NOWHERE

h.t undercover: WE COULD HEAR SOBS FROM THE INSIDE

h.t undercover: AND HE STARTED RANTING ABOUT HIS EX WIFE??

h.t undercover: WE JUST STOOD THERE LIKE 😀

h.t undercover: THEN THIS SUPERVISOR DUDE CAME AND TOOK HIM AWAY

h.t undercover: BUT SUPERVISOR DUDE CAME BACK WITH THE COSTUME

h.t undercover: TOOK ONE LOOK AT SERO AND SAID

h.t undercover: you would definitely fit

h.t undercover: i’ll pay you later so just get in and go out there

h.t undercover: SERO GOT DRAGGED AWAY

h.t undercover: HE LOOKED SO CONFUSED

h.t undercover: i tried to stop them guys

h.t undercover: but the dude looked so scary😔

A Certain Pokémon: basketball coaches are either nice or scary asf

A Certain Pokémon: there’s no in between

A Certain Pokémon: BUT CONTINUE

h.t undercover: so i just walked back

h.t undercover: im almost there btw

h.t undercover: and like

h.t undercover: do you guys see the lion that just stumbled in 

h.t undercover: THATS OUR BOY SERO

MissAlien: BSHHSHSGHSHHSGS

MissAlien: OH MY GOD

MissAlien: IS THAT WHY HES STARING RIGHT AT US

rocky: SERO

rocky: NOO

Cake Man: HE SLOWLY SHOOK HIS HEAD 💀

Cake Man: WE WOULD SAVE YOU IF WE COULD IM SORRY

Mother Mother Superiority: i just know he’s sad and pissed at the same time

Mother Mother Superiority: look at how he’s walking

urara: HES SUFFERING NO

swish swish: unrelated but

swish swish: HOW DID PRESENT MIC GET THESE TICKETS

Iida: I’m assuming he has some kind of connection?

Iida: Perhaps he helped one of the players

Hands: I’ve heard something like that

Hands: Either way we’re here

Hands: And the game’s going good

Hands: Oh Hagakure’s back

Cake Man: YES CHICKEN NUGGETS

Cake Man: THANK YOU

h.t undercover: all from sero’s sacrifice 😔

rocky: yes 😔

rocky: btw am i the only one that’s cold

Creaty: It is a bit chilly…

A Certain Pokémon: Yeah same

Midorisaurus: I agree

MissAlien: …

MissAlien: stop

MissAlien: STOPPPP

MissAlien: JIROU BAKUGO TODOROKI AND SHINSO IMMEDIATELY TOOK OFF THEIR HOODIES AND GAVE IT TO THEM 💀

swish swish: can we please talk about how yaomomo and kirishima looks tiNy with hoods on

The Dark Lord: Yaoyorozu’s taller than you

The Dark Lord: Self acknowledgement is important

swish swish: 😀

Cake Man: GUYS ITS BREAK TIME

Cake Man: Can we go get drinks

A Certain Pokémon: NO WAIT

A Certain Pokémon: THE MASCOTS ARE GATHERING AT THE CENTER

A Certain Pokémon: SERO’S BEING PULLED BY THE BEAR 💀

A Certain Pokémon: THEYRE ALL WAVING AND SHIT BUT HES JUST 🧍

h.t undercover: AND THE EAGLE JUST WENT OVER TO HIM AND MADE HIM POSE

h.t undercover: IM SO SORRY SERO

h.t undercover: OH

h.t undercover: OH THE KISS CAM STARTED

Twinkling Star: i love their compilations ✨💫

urara: YES SAME

urara: YALL LOOK AT THAT OLD COUPLE

Animal Whisperer: 🥰

🐸 : old people in love is so precious

🐸 : i love them

swish swish: i want what they have

urara: same

urara: but holy fuck 

urara: THESE NUGGETS ARE SO GOOD

urara: KFC IS CRYING

h.t undercover: BSJJSHEGHSHS

MissAlien: KISS CAMS ARE SO INTERESTING THO

MissAlien: ITS A WHOLE TRADITION

MissAlien: OH

MissAlien: THE BLONDE COUPLE WERE SIBLINGS?

MissAlien: WELL FUCK

MissAlien: AT LEAST THEIR HANDSHAKE’S CREATIVE

MissAlien: …

MissAlien: w oah

MissAlien: WOAH WOAH WOAH

MissAlien: wait

MissAlien: NO WAIT

MissAlien: IS THAT

MissAlien: IS THE CAMERA PINNED ON JIROU AND BAKUGO

MissAlien: im not hallucinating right

Cake Man: YOURE NOT

Cake Man: OH MY GOD

Cake Man: THEY SLOWLY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER

Cake Man: THEY LOOK SO DISGUSTED

Cake Man: OH?

Cake Man: OH OH O H

Cake Man: YESSSSS

Cake Man: YES GO GO GO

A Certain Pokémon: DID THEY JUST

A Certain Pokémon: DID THEY REALLY JUST FLIP EVERYONE OFF

A Certain Certain: GRABBED YAOMOMO AND KIRI

A Certain Pokémon: MADE SURE THE HOODIES COVERED THEIR FACE

A Certain Pokémon: AND KI SSED THEM?

A Certain Pokémon: EVERYONE’S SCREAMING AND APPLAUDINGBSHJDJ

A Certain Pokémon: AND I AM ONE OF THEM

h.t undercover: THIS IS DEFINITELY GOING ON THOSE COMPILATIONS

h.t undercover: AND KUDOS TO THEM FOR NOT SHOWING KIRI AND YAOMOMO’S FACE

h.t undercover: ITS CLEARLY OBVIOUS THAT THEY’RE BOTH A GAY COUPLE BUT

h.t undercover: MORE REASONS TO SCREAM

swish swish: YALL SOMEONE JUST PULLED OUT A PRIDE FLAG

swish swish: EVERYONE’S SIGNING IT

Sleep Deprived Purple: I love them

Sleep Deprived Purple: And I’m knocking out anybody who says smth homophobic idc

Midorisaurus: I’ll join :)

MissAlien: SCARY MIDORIYA’S BACK

MissAlien: oh

MissAlien: oh damn

MissAlien: DID YOU GUYS JUST SEE THAT

urara: what,?

MissAlien: SERO TACKLED THE EAGLE DOWN

MissAlien: THE EAGLE’S TRYING TO GET HIM OFF BUT HES NOT BUDGING

MissAlien: AJHSGSBDHDH

MissAlien: WAIT THE CAMERA GOT PINNED ON THEM

rocky: ??OH MY GOD?

The Dark Lord: A lion attacking an eagle

The Dark Lord: What an interesting sight

Bakugod: Interesting doesn’t cover it

Bakugod: What the fuck is happening

Mother Mother Superiority: NO FR

Mother Mother Superiority: IM SO CONFUSEDBJSJDH

🐸 : he just hit the eagle’s beak 💀

🐸 : i think he’s telling him something?

🐸 : oh he stood up

🐸 : he’s looking at the camera

🐸 : HE GAVE A THUMBS UP

🐸 : and he leaned down to the eagle and gave him the warning finger 

🐸 : and he turned around and left

🐸 : Y E S

urara: HIS DRAMATIC EXIT

urara: ICON

h.t undercover: HES THAT BITCH AND HE KNOWS IT

Cake Man: AS HE SHOULD

Cake Man: WAIT HES TALKING TO A DUDE

Cake Man: HAGAKURE IS THAT THE SUPERVISOR

h.t undercover: YES

rocky: NO HE LOOKS MAD

rocky: OH

rocky: OH HE DID NOT JUST SHOVE SERO

Mother Mother Superiority: is this our cue to leave and rescue him before his patience runs out

rocky: yes

Mother Mother Superiority: got it

urara: can we get nuggets before we leave tho

Mother Mother Superiority: yes and buy some for me

urara: <3

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Tapey Tape: Well

Tapey Tape: That was definitely something

Sleep Deprived Purple: Something?

Sleep Deprived Purple: Dude

Sleep Deprived Purple: You tackled an eagle down

Sleep Deprived Purple: Details please

Tapey Tape: JSHSBHSJ

Tapey Tape: So during the whole kiss cam with those four

Tapey Tape: I was standing next to the bitch and he said “disgusting”  🤡

Tapey Tape: He started ranting about hell and the bible and shit

Tapey Tape: But then he mentioned therapy

Tapey Tape: I sNAPPED

Tapey Tape: And y’all saw the rest 🤠

Tapey Tape: BUT HELLO??

Tapey Tape: THAT SHIT WENT DOWN IN THE HISTORY OF KISS CAMS

Tapey Tape: I SHOULDVE FILMED IT

Tapey Tape: Oh right it’s broadcasted

Tapey Tape: BUT STILL

swish swish: EVERYONE GO CHECK TWITTER RN

swish swish: GO

urara: oh my god

Cake Man: oh my god

Midorisaurus: Oh my god

A Certain Pokémon: HOLY SHIT

A Certain Pokémon: ITS TRENDING

A Certain Pokémon: THE WHOLE KISS CAM AND THE EAGLE THING

A Certain Pokémon: THERES EVEN GIFS LMAOOSBJS

A Certain Pokémon: LION VS EAGLE IS BECOMING A WHOLE MEME

h.t undercover: I KNEW IT

h.t undercover: THERES ALREADY A NEWEST COMPILATION OF MOST ICONIC KISS CAM MOMENTS

Bakugod: Ours better be number one

rocky: i

Mother Mother Superiority: STOP ITS EVERYWHERE

Mother Mother Superiority: THE GIFS💀

The Dark Lord: Internet is such an interesting place

A Certain Pokémon: yes

A Certain Pokémon: and the chaos is what makes it so great 

MissAlien: cheers to that

A Certain Pokémon: 😌

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h.t undercover: because no one’s asking i will

h.t undercover: wHY IS BAKUGO AND KIRISHIMA AVOIDING EACH OTHER

h.t undercover: CAUSE LIKE

h.t undercover: WHEN BAKUGO CAME DOWN TO THE COMMON ROOM LAST NIGHT

h.t undercover: KIRI TOOK ONE LOOK AT HIM AND LITERALLY  L E F T

h.t undercover: AND HE STOPPED SMILING SO

h.t undercover: ITS LEGIT

MissAlien: @rocky @Bakugod

MissAlien: y’all??

MissAlien: elaborate,?

MissAlien: annd ofc they’re not replying

swish swish: but it’s valentine’s day 😔

MissAlien: I KNOW

Mother Mother Superiority: very unrelated but

Mother Mother Superiority: wHO ORDERED 19 COWBOY CLOWN PILLOWS

urara: what 😀

Midorisaurus: Cowboy clown?

Mother Mother Superiority: https://images.app.goo.gl/yMRCQd8mU3jCEhRb9

Mother Mother Superiority: THIS BUT PILLOWS

Midorisaurus: O H

Tapey Tape: BSJJSHGSHDHDHS

Tapey Tape: WHEN DID IT COME

Mother Mother Superiority: YESTERDAY

Mother Mother Superiority: I OPENED IT THIS MORNING

Mother Mother Superiority: and it’s really not fun when you open a package full of clowns and see them all staring at you

Mother Mother Superiority: AND THERES NO NAME ON THE BOX

Mother Mother Superiority: WHICH ONE OF YOU ORDERED IT

Tapey Tape: I have so much respect for that person

Twinkling Star: it’s me 💫✨

Tapey Tape: OMG AOYAMA

Twinkling Star: 💫✨

Mother Mother Superiority: NO W HY

Twinkling Star: i thought about it and realized everyone in this class are clowns ⭐️

Twinkling Star: except for me 💫

Twinkling Star: so every time you see that pillow it will be a reminder

Twinkling Star: ⭐️ in a good way of course

Twinkling Star: it’s my gift to everyone

Twinkling Star: you all are amazing clowns and you should be proud of it 💫

urara: OH MY GOD

urara: THANK YOU

Tapey Tape: THANKYOUTHANKYOU

Tapey Tape: THATS AMAZING

swish swish: WE’RE ALL CLOWNS WHETHER WE LIKE IT OR NOT

The Dark Lord: That’s true

swish swish: YES EVEN TOKOYAMI AGREES

A Certain Pokémon: MINA

A Certain Pokémon: SERO

A Certain Pokémon: PLS COME BACK FROM THE VENDING MACHINE

A Certain Pokémon: BAKUGO’S NOT COMING AND KIRI’S SO QUIET HELP

A Certain Pokémon: I DONT THINK I CAN HANDLE THIS ON MY OWN

Cake Man: Where’s Shinso??

A Certain Pokémon: HES COMING BACK FROM THE OFFICE

A Certain Pokémon: BUT PLEASE

A Certain Pokémon: KIRI KEEPS ON NODDING WHENEVER I ASK HIM SMTH

MissAlien: OK OK WE’RE HERE

MissAlien: oh

MissAlien: oh kiri no

MissAlien: he’s picking the vegetables up and dropping them and picking it up again

MissAlien: it’s a whole routine

swish swish: NOO

swish swish: STOP I SEE HIM

swish swish: HE LOOKS SO SAD

swish swish: AND GUILTY

Tapey Tape: FUCK HE DOES

Tapey Tape: IM CONCERNED

Tapey Tape: Oh

Tapey Tape: Oh he just slapped himself and stood up

Tapey Tape: Idk he looks less miserable

Tapey Tape: WAIT NO HES LEAVING

Tapey Tape: …

Tapey Tape: Hold up 😀

Tapey Tape: Is this

Tapey Tape: Bakugo??

Tapey Tape: Fucking singing?

Cake Man: I’m

Shoto. T: It’s coming from the intercoms?

Shoto. T: Huh

Shoto. T: Is this really Bakugo

urara: didnt you sing fantasy with him 💀

Shoto. T: Oh

Shoto. T: Oh it really is him

Sleep Deprived Purple: What is happening

MissAlien: HI WELCOME BACK SHINSO

MissAlien: WE DONT KNOW EITHER

Sleep Deprived Purple: Wait

Sleep Deprived Purple: Hold up

Sleep Deprived Purple: Denki

Sleep Deprived Purple: Do you think this is

A Certain Pokémon: ..yes

A Certain Pokémon: i do

Creaty: Oh

Creaty: @Mother Mother Superiority Isn’t this…

Mother Mother Superiority: oh my god it might be

The Dark Lord: ,?,??

Iida: Oh wow

Tapey Tape: WOAH

Tapey Tape: WOAH WHAT THE FUCK

Tapey Tape: WHY IS THE SCHOOL BAND MARCHING DOWN THE STAIRS

Tapey Tape: AND THEYRE IN COSTUMES 💀

Hands: What are they even playing

Cake Man: OH

Cake Man: OH ITS CANT TAKE MY EYES OFF OF YOU BY FRANKIE VALLI

Cake Man: https://youtu.be/J36z7AnhvOM

A Certain Pokémon: Y E S

A Certain Pokémon: YES WE WERE RIGHT

A Certain Pokémon: BAKUGO’S RECREATING THAT SCENE FROM 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU

swish swish: SH OW

Mother Mother Superiority: https://youtu.be/SixsaGWC2Io

Mother Mother Superiority: one of the most legendary moments

A Certain Pokémon: BSHHSHDJ LOOK AT EVERYBODY

A Certain Pokémon: THEYRE NOT MOVING

A Certain Pokémon: I DONT BLAME THEM BUT

A Certain Pokémon: OH WAIT

A Certain Pokémon: BAKUGO

A Certain Pokémon: HES HERE

A Certain Pokémon: IDK WHERE HE CAME FROM BUT HES HERE

Hands: Oh god of course he’s standing up on the table

Hands: What episode of Glee is this

A Certain Pokémon: LMAOOSDBDHHD

A Certain Pokémon: LOOK AT HIS COCKY SMILE

h.t undercover: THE WAY HES STARING AT KIRISHIMA THO

Tapey Tape: I really need those clown pillows rn

swish swish: no same

MissAlien: HOLY SHIT

MissAlien: HE POINTED AT KIRI RIGHT AT THE I LOVE YOU BABY PART

MissAlien: EVERYONE’S SCREAMING AND KIRI’S LAUGHING AND BLUSHING 😔

h.t undercover: STOP MY EXPECTATIONS ARE GETTING HIGHER AND HIGHER

Cake Man: YALL LOOK AT THE TEACHERS

Cake Man: ESPECIALLY AIZAWA

Cake Man: HE LOOKS SO DEAD

Cake Man: OUR TEACHER IS DYING WHILE MIDNIGHT AND MIC ARE FILMING AND CHEERINGBSJDJSF

urara: NEZU’S JUST :D 👏

Sleep Deprived Purple: Am I the only one who noticed Bakugo wearing a tie?

Sleep Deprived: an ACTUAL tie?

Mother Mother Superiority: YES LETS TALK ABOUT THAT

Iida: I really don’t understand why he chooses not to wear them

Iida: He’s capable of tying them 

swish swish: I HATE HOW HE LOOKS GOOD IN IT

swish swish: oh

swish swish: OH HES LOOSENING IT

swish swish: HE THREW IT AT KIRISHIMAA

swish swish: BYE THE APPLAUSE

MissAlien: IM GON ASK MIDNIGHT FOR THE VIDEO LATER

MissAlien: NO NVM IM GOING RN

🐸 : send it to us please

MissAlien: that’s the whole point boo

🐸 : <3

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MissAlien: 0214-Valentines.mp4

MissAlien: HERE

urara: THANK YOU

The Dark Lord: The fact that bakugo recreated a romcom scene is unbelievable 

Tapey Tape: THE WHOLE DAY WAS UNBELIEVABLE

Tapey Tape: THE TEACHERS THROWING CHOCOLATES AT AIZAWA

Tapey Tape: CHOCOLATE FONDUE IN EVERY CLASSROOM FOR NO REASON

Tapey Tape: PINK CONFETTIS EXPLODING DURING TRAINING

Tapey Tape: Chaos at its best

Cake Man: Guys

Cake Man: Stay in your rooms

Cake Man: Don’t come down

Hands: ,???

Hands: Why?

Cake Man: Todoroki and Midoriya

🐸 : what’s going on?

Cake Man: So we all know how Todoroki got a record player for Christmas right?

Cake Man: Well I was coming down to get some some water

Cake Man: BUT I SAW THEM AND HID

Cake Man: Thankfully I could still see everything

Cake Man: So Todoroki set up the record player and some song started playing

Cake Man: He probably brought some other vinyl records because it wasn’t ice ice baby

Cake Man: Imagine dancing to ice ice baby oh my god

Cake Man: ANYWAYS

Cake Man: He offered a hand to Midoriya and said

Cake Man: Can I- no, may I have this dance?

Cake Man: AT THAT POINT I WAS INTERNALLY  SCREAMING

Cake Man: STILL IS BUT THATS NOT IMPORTANT

Cake Man: MIDORIYA LAUGHED AND NOW THEYRE SLOW DANCING

Cake Man: This song though

Cake Man: ITS DEFINITELY OLD

Cake Man: BUT I LOVE IT

Cake Man: I wanna know the name 😔

Cake Man: OH TODOROKI JUST TWIRLED HIM AROUND

Cake Man: THEY LOOK SO HAPPY

MissAlien: remember when todoroki kept saying no homo to midoriya

MissAlien: the growth 😞

Cake Man: Guys

Cake Man: Todoroki lip synced “nothing’s gonna change my love for you” WHILE SMILING

Cake Man: I am literally sobbing

Hands: Wait that’s it

Hands: That’s the song

Hands: Nothing’s gonna change my love for you

Hands: And god it’s OLD

Hands: https://youtu.be/4tf0ZjN1UPE

MissAlien: OHHH

MissAlien: OH THIS SONG

MissAlien: FROM THE 80’S

MissAlien: DAMN

🐸 : such a classic

Cake Man: YALL

Cake Man: MIDORIYA’S QUIETLY SINGING BACK

Cake Man: “I’LL NEVER ASK MORE THAN YOUR LOVE”

Cake Man: IM CRYING

urara: SAME AND IM NOT EVEN THERE

Animal Whisperer: ☺️😍

Tapey Tape: How did they manage to make me sad

h.t undercover: i’m assuming you have the clown pillow with you rn?

Tapey Tape: Ofc 🤠

h.t undercover: same 🤠

swish swish: ok ok

swish swish: i will take it upon myself to guess what the other three couples are doing

swish swish: jirou’s probably playing soft love songs on her guitar for yaomomo while eating homemade cookies together

swish swish: shinso and kaminari’s playing board games and never have i ever with hot chocolate

swish swish: kirishima and bakugo’s probably rewatching 10 things i hate about you or some other movies like la la land

Bakugod: .

A Certain Pokémon: 🧍

Mother Mother Superiority: …

Mother Mother Superiority: HOW

rocky: NO SERIOUSLY

A Certain Pokémon: i’m scared

Sleep Deprived Purple: ??Oh my god?

Bakugod: Did you fucking spy on us

swish swish: no why would i do that 💀

swish swish: it was a lucky guess

rocky: :D???

swish swish: oh btw

swish swish: why were you and bakugo avoiding each other

Bakugod: No

rocky: oh we fought

Bakugod: Oh my fucking god

rocky: but it was

rocky: i honestly don’t know what that was

swish swish: do tell

rocky: ..we were arguing over taylor’s best album

rocky: he said Red, i said 1989

rocky: we argued for like two hours

rocky: but then i said something horrible

rocky: something far from manly

MissAlien: what is it

rocky: …

rocky: i said liam payne was better

MissAlien: w h a t

rocky: IM SORRY

rocky: don’t ask where that came from because i dONT KNOW

rocky: either way we didn’t speak for the whole night and the morning after

rocky: then the whole cafeteria thing happened and we settled it by steaming folklore

urara: folklore superior

Cake Man: Amen

Cake Man: Also

Cake Man: I’m going back up

Cake Man: My heart won’t last watching them

Cake Man: Btw I made some brownies yesterday and they’re all in my room so

Cake Man: Feel free to stop by <3

h.t undercover: we love you

h.t undercover: so much

Tapey Tape: You are an amazing contribution to society

Cake Man: Y’all it’s just brownies 😀

MissAlien: you’re underestimating its power

MissAlien: food solves everything

MissAlien: everything.

Cake Man: 🧍

 

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urara added, Creaty, swish swish, Iida, Cake Man, Animal Whisperer, Hands, Shoto. T, The Dark Lord, Bakugod, Sleep Deprived Purple, A Certain Pokémon, Tapey Tape, 🐸 , Midorisaurus, Twinkling Star and h.t undercover into Jirou Protection Squad.

urara: y’all remember what me and yamomo told you this morning before aizawa came right

Hands: Of course

urara: ok good

urara: listen up clowns

urara: we are going to do something about it

urara: like we always do

urara: mina with her date, kaminari and het street, operation FOIAAHAWAK, the roach incident-

urara: you get the idea

urara: but this time

urara: we’re literally going to kill that dude

urara: and iida before you say anything i mean MENTALLY

Iida: Oh I wasn’t going to

Iida: Please continue

urara: i love you

urara: but yes

urara: the bitch deserves hell and we’re going to drag him there

rocky: couldn’t agree more

rocky: @Creaty how’s she holding up

Creaty: She refuses to come out of her room

Creaty: I can’t imagine what she’s going through

Creaty: But I am considering murder for the person who did this

Cake Man: Me too

Cake Man: The things I would do to the dude who dared to touch her

Cake Man: And the fact that it was during an internship

Bakugod: My fucking god

Bakugod: That motherfucker deserves a cactus shoved up his ass

Bakugod: And I’ll gladly pour a whole fucking bin of death sauce into his goddamn nose

Animal Whisperer: 🤜🧍

MissAlien: we are going to bury him alive

MissAlien: maybe with some cursed object in the coffin <3

Tapey Tape: Huh

Tapey Tape: Wait

Tapey Tape: Burying

Tapey Tape: B u r y i n g

Shoto. T: ??Should I go get some shovels

Tapey Tape: Yes but no

Tapey Tape: I just came up with an idea

Tapey Tape: A plan

Tapey Tape: It might be tough though

Midorisaurus: We have to do everything we can

Midorisaurus: What is it?

Tapey Tape: Well first

Tapey Tape: We need help from the teachers

Tapey Tape: And I mean actual help

Tapey Tape: Second

Tapey Tape: We need shit ton of acting skills

Tapey Tape: @Sleep Deprived Purple

Tapey Tape: Are you still in the office?

Sleep Deprived Purple: I am

Sleep Deprived Purple: What do you want me to do

Tapey Tape: I’ll text you in our private chat wait

Sleep Deprived Purple: Ok

Sleep Deprived Purple: Oh

Sleep Deprived Purple: O H

Sleep Deprived Purple: I’m board

Sleep Deprived Purple: 100%

Sleep Deprived Purple: I’ll tell Aizawa to gather all the teachers available

Sleep Deprived Purple: @Creaty I’ll call with you so you can talk to them too

Creaty: Thank you

Sleep Deprived Purple: Ofc

Sleep Deprived Purple: You’re the first one that gets to kill that bitch so

Creaty: ☺️

Sleep Deprived Purple: <3

Hands: While they’re talking

Hands: What’s the plan?

Tapey Tape: I’ll tell you guys later

Tapey Tape: But first

Tapey Tape: We need to go shopping

h.t undercover: i’m listening

Tapey Tape: Ok so

Tapey Tape: Makeup kits, multiple costumes, one day hair dye, a pair of glasses, fake blood, a voice recorder, wigs, speakers, two stereotypical japanese demon masks, two security camera monitors that connects to  phones, a creepy japanese doll, and a music box

Tapey Tape: And again

Tapey Tape: A shit ton of acting skills AND self control to not punch the mf

Cake Man: Oh that’s gon be hard

Tapey Tape: It’s worth it 🤠

Sleep Deprived Purple: Guys

Sleep Deprived Purple: They’re on board

urara: THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLY FAST BUT

urara: YESSS

The Dark Lord: What did you tell them?

Sleep Deprived Purple: Jirou’s situation, Sero’s plan and our cooperation

Sleep Deprived Purple: They all agreed when Nezu gave consent

Sleep Deprived Purple: And holy fuck

Sleep Deprived Purple: They looked MURDEROUS

Sleep Deprived Purple: Really glad on that one

Sleep Deprived Purple: Oh and they said they’ll pay for anything we need

MissAlien: YES

MissAlien: I LOVE OUR TEACHERS

swish swish: SAME

swish swish: THE FACT THAT THEY DIDNT STOP US

A Certain Pokémon: NO FR

Tapey Tape: SHINSO WHOS COMING

Sleep Deprived Purple: Aizawa, Present Mic and All Might

rocky: coming?

rocky: they’re coming with us?

rocky: idk where we’re even going but

Tapey Tape: That’s for later

Tapey Tape: @Creaty Let’s end that man’s career, shall we?

Creaty: We shall ☺️

Sleep Deprived Purple: Ah

Sleep Deprived Purple: This is going to be fun

 

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Midorisaurus: Are you guys in your positions?

swish swish: yes

swish swish: hagakure tokoyami all might and aoyama’s adjusting the lighting shit in the other room

swish swish: BAJSHGDHSH AOYAMA JUST MADE A SPOTLIGHT FOR HIMSELF AND ALL MIGHT AND TOKOYAMI CLAPPED

swish swish: HAGAKURE TOOK A PICTURE

swish swish: BUT YES WE’RE IN OUR POSITIONS

Animal Whisperer: 😁👍

MissAlien: we’re setting up the speakers and making sure the cameras work and connects to all our phones

MissAlien: OK IT DOES

MissAlien: I SEE YALL

MissAlien: FUCK IM SO EXCITED

rocky: YES

rocky: also

rocky: @A Certain Pokémon you look very manly

rocky: and thank you for letting us sign your fake cast

A Certain Pokémon: ofc <3

A Certain Pokémon: but i am NOT used to having brown eyes or dark hair

urara: and i’m not used to being a blond but here we are 🤠

h.t undercover: at least you won’t get recognized

h.t undercover: ESPECIALLY YOU KAMINARI

h.t undercover: YOUR GLASSES AND FAKE FRECKLESBSHEJEHBS

A Certain Pokémon: SHUT UP

A Certain Pokémon: SERO FORCED ME

A Certain Pokémon: AND BAKUGO I CAN HEAR YOU LAUGHING THROUGH THE EARPIECE

Bakugod: Look in the mirror and you’ll see why

A Certain Pokémon: STOP 💀

Sleep Deprived Purple: You look cute it’s ok

A Certain Pokémon: :0

urara: istg

Sleep Deprived Purple: But all things aside

Sleep Deprived Purple: You two are important

Sleep Deprived Purple: Really important

urara: i literally memorized it

urara: we have to sit next to aizawa and present mic while pretending to be students there to interview the mf and record everything he says

urara: and aizawa will tell him that kaminari has to type all the information because he can’t write with his broken left hand

urara: the bitch doesn’t have to know that kaminari’s not even left handed 😚

urara: and he’ll update you guys live while he pretends to take notes right

Sleep Deprived Purple: Yes

Sleep Deprived Purple: Exactly that

MissAlien: oh i HATE the fact that the bitch is a fucking hero

MissAlien: disgusting

Midorisaurus: I know

Midorisaurus: But after this he won’t be

Midorisaurus: I hope

MissAlien: amen

Tapey Tape: Amen

Tapey Tape: Okay are y’all ready

Tapey Tape: Because you have to be

The Dark Lord: It is safe to say we are

The Dark Lord: The makeup, the costumes, the preparations

The Dark Lord: It’s all in place

Tapey Tape: Actors

Tapey Tape: How you doing

Bakugod: The blood smells fucking disgusting and the machete looks like shit

Tapey Tape: The fact that you and shinso both have black hair right now

Tapey Tape: I thank my brain

Bakugod: Fuck off

Tapey Tape: That’s the spirit

Sleep Deprived Purple: He’s right the blood smells awful and the mask is HEAVY

Sleep Deprived Purple: The machete’s heavier but

Sleep Deprived Purple: Yes we’re ready

Creaty: I have never been this excited ☺️

Bakugod: I swear to the fuck

Bakugod: If any of you laugh

Bakugod: I’ll find a way to kill with this fake machete

A Certain Pokémon: we’ll try

A Certain Pokémon: but we have to pretend that we can’t see you guys 

A Certain Pokémon: and that’s practically impossible not to laugh at

A Certain Pokémon: BUT WE’LL TRY

urara: no look at aizawa and present mic’s face

urara: no expression

urara: so just

urara: dONT LAUGH

urara: THINK ABOUT SAD SHIT

A Certain Pokémon: LIKE WHAT

urara: THE BEGINNING OF UP

urara: ME BEFORE YOU

A Certain Pokémon: no stop 😞

urara: :D

Cake Man: That shit made me ugly cry

h.t undercover: same

h.t undercover: btw how’s the costume 

Iida: I never expected myself to wear a handyman costume

Iida: But life is very unpredictable

Cake Man: HE LOOKS SO GOOD

Cake Man: IK YOU GUYS WOULD SEE IT SOON BUT JUST WANTED TO PUT THAT OUT THERE

A Certain Pokémon: guys

A Certain Pokémon: the mf

A Certain Pokémon: he’s here

Tapey Tape. Oh fuck

Tapey Tape: ALRIGHT

Tapey Tape: YALL

Tapey Tape: CLOWNS

Tapey Tape: WE’RE TAKING THAT BITCH DOWN AND HAVING FUN WITH IT

Tapey Tape: MAKE HIM REGRET EVER BEING IN JIROU’S SIGHT

urara: FUCK YES

urara: OKAY I’LL LEAVE IT TO DENKI FROM HERE BYE

swish swish: BYE GOOD LUCK

Hands: Oh my god

Hands: He came into the room

Hands: I can feel how hard Aizawa’s trying not to kill him through the screen

A Certain Pokémon: I JUST SHOOK HANDS WITH HIM IM SOBBING

A Certain Pokémon: URARAKA AND MIC’S PRACTICED SMILEBSBHDH

A Certain Pokémon: ok our teachers started talking with the mf

A Certain Pokémon: aizawa’s face is definitely scarier than usual

A Certain Pokémon: i love him

A Certain Pokémon: wait we have to ask questions now

A Certain Pokémon: uh

A Certain Pokémon: UH

A Certain Pokémon: …i hate myself

🐸: what did you say

A Certain Pokémon: i asked about internship opportunities😀

A Certain Pokémon: oh no

A Certain Pokémon: FUCK NO

A Certain Pokémon: AFTER HE EXPLAINED HOW THIS PLACE RUNS HE TURNED TO OUR GIRL URARAKA AND SAID

A Certain Pokémon: you are welcome to come here for an internship at the end of the month

A Certain Pokémon: URARAKA JUST BECAME 😬 AND LOOKED AT MIC AND AIZAWA

A Certain Pokémon: OK GOOD THEY DECLINED

A Certain Pokémon: AS FOR ME I VOMITED IN MY MOUTH

Hands : You just made us internally hurl

swish swish: god that was painful to read

A Certain Pokémon: IK IM SORRY

A Certain Pokémon: but i had to share the pain 😔

A Certain Pokémon: OH

A Certain Pokémon: YES SATO AND IIDA’S HERE

A Certain Pokémon: 8 MINUTES EXACTLY

A Certain Pokémon: ok they’re following the script

A Certain Pokémon: “the light’s been flickering a lot so if it does please don’t care”

A Certain Pokémon: “it’s always been like this since…”

A Certain Pokémon: NSHHSHDHD SATO’S DRAMATIC SILENCE

A Certain Pokémon: “anyways if it dies call us”

A Certain Pokémon: 🤡

A Certain Pokémon: and he was right iida does look good in a handyman costume

A Certain Pokémon: it suits him

A Certain Pokémon: no they left 😞

A Certain Pokémon: btw

A Certain Pokémon: sero where tf are you

Tapey Tape: Outside the door waiting for the perfect moment

The Dark Lord: Hm

A Certain Pokémon: WAIT THE LIGHTS OMGONG

A Certain Pokémon: OJIRO HOWS IT GOING

swish swish: ITS SO FUN

swish swish: ALL MIGHT’S CONTROLLING THEM RN AND HE LOOKS HAPPY

swish swish: SPEAKER SQUAD WBU

MissAlien: we’re ready

MissAlien: shoji GO

Hands: On it

A Certain Pokémon: …

A Certain Pokémon: HOLY SHIT

A Certain Pokémon: YOU GUYS USED THAT SOUND FROM THE HORROR MOVIE WE WATCHED?

A Certain Pokémon: the lady’s whispers are still scaring me ngl

A Certain Pokémon: BUT THE MF JUST LOOKED AROUND AND ASKED did you hear that?

A Certain Pokémon: I DUG UP MY ACTING SKILLS AND SAID hear what?

A Certain Pokémon: THEN MIC TOLD HIM THAT HE WAS JUST STRESSED

A Certain Pokémon: he looks worried <3

The Dark Lord: He doesn’t know what’s coming for  him

The Dark Lord: In three minutes we will turn off all lights

The Dark Lord: And the main part will take place

rocky: y E S

rocky: AND I GET TO WATCH IT FIRSTHAND

MissAlien: KIRI WHERE ARE YOU

rocky: WITH MIDORIYA AND TODOROKI IN THE STORAGE SPACE IN THE ROOM

rocky: YOU COULD SEE THE DOOR FROM THE CAMERA

Midorisaurus: We’ll have a talk after this 😁

Shoto. T: I’ll lock him in place by ice if he tries to run

rocky: and i’ll tackle him <3

MissAlien: we all love you

Midorisaurus: 💓

Twinkling Star: guys 💫

Twinkling Star: it’s time

Sleep Deprived Purple: Here we go

Bakugod: Time to scare the shit out of that fucker

Cake Man: YES GO GO GO

h.t undercover: IT TURNED PITCH BLACK YALL

h.t undercover: ANNND

h.t undercover: THERE WE FUCKING GO

h.t undercover: THE LIGHT’S BACK ON AND OUR TWO DEMON MASKED BOYS ARE STANDING BEHIND THE COUCH

h.t undercover: RIGHT IN THE SIGHT OF THAT BITCH

MissAlien: OH MY GOD

MissAlien: BSJLSHSHHSHWHSHJS

MissAlien: HE FELL OUT OF HIS CHAIRBSBDJDJ

swish swish: HE LOOKS HORRIFIED

swish swish: HE POINTED AT THEM AND AIZAWA TURNED AROUND

swish swish: AND HE JUST LOOKED BACK AND SAID

swish swish: is there something wrong?

Cake Man: HOW IS HE KEEPING A STRAIGHT FACE

Cake Man: BECAUSE I CAN SEE THE REST OF THEM SHAKING A LIL

Cake Man: ESPECIALLY KAMINARI

Cake Man: HE COVERED IT WITH A BUNCH OF FAKE SNEEZESBSHSJEUE

A Certain Pokémon: H ELP

A Certain Pokémon: IM DYINH

A Certain Pokémon: I WANT TO LAUGH SO BAD

A Certain Pokémon: THE MF JUST ASKED you don’t see that THING?

A Certain Pokémon: what thing? -our lovely actress uraraka

A Certain Pokémon: aizawa asked if he was okay

A Certain Pokémon: AND THE BITCH IS STILL POINTING AT THE TWO IN THE BACK

MissAlien: OH

MissAlien: OH THEYRE MOVING

MissAlien: BAJSHGSHSHHSHSH

MissAlien: BAKUGO AND SHINSO JUST DRAGGED THE MACHETE AND STOPPED RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE MF

MissAlien: THEIR OUTFITS THOUGH

h.t undercover: I CANT SEE CLEARLY

h.t undercover: WHAT ARE THEY WEARING

Hands: https://images.app.goo.gl/rtuRReudRmWcWQo46

Hands: This but with blood

h.t undercover: O H

h.t undercover: OH YEAH I SEE IT NOW

A Certain Pokémon: PLSSSS

A Certain Pokémon: SHINSO LIFTED HIS MACHETE UP AND SLAMMED IT DOWN NEXT TO THE BITCH

A Certain Pokémon: BAKUGO JUST LAUGHED AND PUT THE MACHETE RIGJHT NEXT TO HIS NECK

A Certain Pokémon: THEYRE HAVING SO MUCH FUN

🐸: i want to join

urara: no same

h.t undercover: IM SHAKING

rocky: i saw and heard EVERYTHING

rocky: the urge to just get out of here is strong guys😔

Tapey Tape: It’ll be really soon, I promise

A Certain Pokémon: OH OH OH

A Certain Pokémon: BAKUGO RAISED THE MACHETE AND LAUGHED AND SAID

A Certain Pokémon: some humans are just unforgivable

A Certain Pokémon: i kNOW HES SMILING BEHIND THAT MASK

A Certain Pokémon: ANNND HE SLAMMED THE MACHETE DOWN

A Certain Pokémon: JUST IN TIME FOR AN ANOTHER BLACKOUT

A Certain Pokémon: OH THE CREEPY MUSIC FROM THE MUSIC BOX

A Certain Pokémon: fuvk

A Certain Pokémon: it could’ve been ANYTHING

A Certain Pokémon: and y’all chose a little girl giggling?

A Certain Pokémon: horrifying

A Certain Pokémon: WAIT WAIT ITS HAPPENING

A Certain Pokémon: yaomomo 

A Certain Pokémon: you ready?

Creaty: Yes

Creaty: I will be back ☺️

Cake Man: YES GO YAOMOMO GO GO GO

The Dark Lord: This is going to be good

MissAlien: GUYS WE’RE TURNING THE LIGHTS BACK ON IN 3

MissAlien: 2

MissAlien: AND FUCKING 1

MissAlien: HERE WE GO CLOWNS

MissAlien: OUR GIRL YAOMOMO STANDING RIGHT BEHIND THE MF

MissAlien: WITH THE DOLL IN HER HANDS

MissAlien: fuck that looks terrifying 

MissAlien: BUT OMFOMGSHF

MissAlien: HER WIG IS SO LONG ITS TOUCHING HIM

MissAlien: and let’s not forget that he’s still on the ground <3

MissAlien: HES SLOWLY TURNING AROUND

MissAlien: …

🐸 : …

swish swish: …

swish swish: BAHAHHAHSHSHSH

swish swish: HE SCREAMED SO FUCKING L O U D

swish swish: AND BACKED AWAY TO THE WALL

swish swish: MY LUNGS ARE D YING

Cake Man: NO SAME

Cake Man: THE OTHER FOUR PRETENDING TO BE CONFUSED IS JUST THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

Cake Man: LOOK AT MIC AND URARAKA LOOKING AROUND

Cake Man: I CAN SEE HOW HARD THEYRE TRYING NOT TO LAUGH

Cake Man: I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

MissAlien: all might says he’s proud 😔

rocky: yaomomo best actress

Hands: Yes

Hands: The way she’s slowly approaching him AND the fact that she’s dressed as the girl from the Ring

Hands: We love to see it

Animal Whisperer: 😆🤌

A Certain Pokémon: GUYS IM aL IVE

A Certain Pokémon: IDK HOW I DIDNT DIE HERE I AM

A Certain Pokémon: SO YAOMOMO STOPPED RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM

A Certain Pokémon: LEANED DOWN

A Certain Pokémon: LOOKED HIM DEAD IN THE EYES

A Certain Pokémon: AND DROPPED THE DOLL INTO HIS LAP AND SAID

A Certain Pokémon: my presence will haunt you until the day you die

A Certain Pokémon: your crimes will all be revealed

A Certain Pokémon: AND STARTED LAUGHING

A Certain Pokémon: …

A Certain Pokémon: WAIT

A Certain Pokémon: no

A Certain Pokémon: OH MY GOD

🐸 : did

🐸 : did he just start crying

A Certain Pokémon: Y E S

A Certain Pokémon: FUCK IT IM GOING TO START FILMING

A Certain Pokémon: PRETTY SURE HES NOT EVEN GON HEAR THE SOUND

A Certain Pokémon: BRB YALL

h.t undercover: YESYESYES

h.t undercover: SEND US LATER

rocky: I’LL KEEP ON UPDATING INSTEAD

rocky: SO HE STARTED APOLOGIZING REPEATEDLY 

rocky: AND LITERALLY STARTED ADMITTING TO EVERYTHING

rocky: AND I MEAN EVERYTHING

rocky: THEN I THINK YAOMOMO JUST DECIDED TO TRAUMATIZE HIM FOREVER

rocky: BECAUSE SHE TOOK THE DOLL BACK AND STARTED TALKING TO IT

rocky: this man is hopeless, isn’t he?

rocky: he deserves a little punishment

rocky: oh? what was that?

rocky: we should gather all our friends including the masked ones before us?

rocky: that’s such a great idea

rocky: AND SHE TURNED BACK TO HIM AND SMILED AND SAID

rocky: i would love for you to meet my other friends

rocky: wouldn’t you?

rocky: OH FUCK HE STARTED RUNNING TOWARDS THE DOOR

🐸 : STO P HIM

rocky: NO IK WE CANT LET HIM ESCAPE

Hands: Wait

Hands: Wait wait wait

Hands: Oh god

Hands: So THAT’S what Sero meant?

swish swish: guys

swish swish: WE STAN SERO IN THIS HOUSEHOLD

urara: IM BACK CLOWNS

urara: AND MY FUCKING GOD

urara: I DID  N O T  EXPECT SERO TO JUMP OUT WHEN THE DOOR OPENED

urara: AND FUCKINH SHOOT HIM WITH NERF WATER GUNS

urara: AND ITS THOSE PAINFUL ONES🤠

urara: HE LOOKS SO HAPPY

urara: bU T EITHER WAY

urara: YOU GUYS ARE ALL HERE???

Cake Man: WHY WOULDNT WE BE

Cake Man: We’re all going to witness the downfall of that man 😚

h.t undercover: YES KIRISHIMA MIDORIYA AND TODOROKI TACKLING HIM

h.t undercover: he looks terrified <33

h.t undercover: YES TODOROKI FREEZE HIS ASS OFF

h.t undercover: HES SMILINGVSHSHHS

h.t undercover: ,??,?

h.t undercover: ??oh?

h.t undercover: aizawa told them to get off

h.t undercover: they seem confused and a lil pissed

h.t undercover: but they did

h.t undercover: oh

h.t undercover: OH

h.t undercover: HOLY SHIT

h.t undercover: HE USED HIS SCARF TO KEEP HIM PLACE

h.t undercover: APPROACHED HIM

h.t undercover: ACTIVATED HIS QUIRK AND SAID

h.t undercover: touch one of my students again

h.t undercover: i dare you

h.t undercover: AND THEN ALL MIGHT WALKED OVER TO HIM AND SAID

h.t undercover: you are a disgrace to our job

h.t undercover: and i swear on my legacy

h.t undercover: if there is a next time

h.t undercover: it won’t be a prank

h.t undercover: i can promise you that all three of us and the students here will always keep an eye on you

h.t undercover: so as aizawa said

h.t undercover: i dare you

h.t undercover: THEN PRESENT MIC JUST SHOVED A FOLDER IN THE MF’S FACE

h.t undercover: this is filled with all the evidence of your actions and testaments from the victims

h.t undercover: have fun in prison because the police are on their way 🤗

h.t undercover: I LOVE THEM SM

MissAlien: i’m actually sobbing

Animal Whisperer: 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Midorisaurus: God I love them

Twinkling Star: we all do and that’s a fact ✨💫

Iida: Cheers to that

urara: BSIHSHSHDHHDHS

urara: BAKUGO AND SHINSO POINTING THEIR MACHETES AT HIM AND YAOMOMO WITH HER DOLL

urara: I FUCKING HATE HIM ISTG

swish swish: those two look so different with black hair my god

swish swish: that’s a compliment btw

swish swish: now let’s get back to the dorms and show jirou these videos <3

Shoto. T: She deserves the world

rocky: yes

rocky: and oh the things we’re going to tell her

Creaty: I just want to say 

Creaty: Thank you all so much

Creaty: I couldn’t have taken him down without your help 

Creaty: And I appreciate every one of you 

Creaty: Thank you

A Certain Pokémon: stop i’m gon cry

Creaty: ☺️

Creaty: Now let’s get back

Creaty: I want to make her the best hot lemon tea with honey☺️

Tapey Tape: Yes

Tapey Tape: BUT WE DID IT

Tapey Tape: WE FUCKING DID IT

Tapey Tape: WE SCARRED THAT MAN FOREVER

Tapey Tape: AND PRETTY SURE HE CAN NEVER LOOK AT DOLLS WITHOUT HAVING FLASHBACKS 

Tapey Tape: MISSION SUCCESSFUL

Bakugod: What the fuck do I do with the machete

Bakugod: And the fucking mask

Tapey Tape: Idk keep it

Tapey Tape: Scare Monoma or smth 

Bakugod: .

Bakugod: Not bad

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1-A Homies

 

Mother Mother Superiority: …

Mother Mother Superiority: ??oh my god?

Mother Mother Superiority: i still cannot process what y’all showed me

Mother Mother Superiority: and it’s been two hours??

Hands: I think you forgot the fact that we would quite do anything for you

Hands: Especially after the things you had to go through

Midorisaurus: Yes

Midorisaurus: We would do it all over again for you

MissAlien: a m e n

Mother Mother Superiority: i

Mother Mother Superiority: fuck

Mother Mother Superiority: thank you

Mother Mother Superiority: that saved me more than you guys can imagine

Mother Mother Superiority: thank you guys sm oh my god

A Certain Pokémon: don’t mention it

Tapey Tape: Yeah

Tapey Tape: And it was so fun seeing that bitch suffer so 🤠

The Dark Lord: That’s true

h.t undercover: oh definitely

Mother Mother Superiority: ok uh

Mother Mother Mother: one more thing

Mother Mother Superiority: the whole plan was AMAZING

Mother Mother Superiority: the acting, lights, music, props-

Mother Mother Superiority: i cant

Bakugod: That fucker’s expression was fucking priceless

Bakugod: So fucking worth it

Creaty: The satisfaction I felt when he started crying ☺️

rocky: i just love how we got it all in film

rocky: we should make dvds

Mother Mother Superiority: my god

Mother Mother Superiority: i love y’all

🐸 : we know :)

🐸 : and we love you too

Mother Mother Superiority: …

Mother Mother Superiority: <3

Mother Mother Superiority: now let’s go watch star wars because that reminded me of han and leia

Animal Whisperer: 🤩👍👍👍

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Bakugod: Who took my sandwich

Hands: What?

Bakugod: WHO TOOK MY FUCKING SANDWICH

Cake Man: Friends flashbacks

Cake Man: FRIENDS FLASHBACKS

Tapey Tape: Oh my god

Tapey Tape: That is horrible Bakugo

Tapey Tape: Anyways did y’all listen to Conan’s album

urara: I DID

urara: it’s so good omfg

Tapey Tape: Fr 😔

Bakugod: NO

Bakugod: NO ANYWAYS

Bakugod: WHO THE FUCK TOOK IT

Sleep Deprived Purple: You sound so much like Gordon Ramsay

Sleep Deprived Purple: Oh nvm we already had that discussion

Bakugod: I will NOT hesitate to feed your troll ass to the hippos

A Certain Pokémon: bakugo, there’s people that are dying

A Certain Pokémon: take a deep breath and stop attacking my boyfriend

Bakugod: Did you just fucking quote Kourtney Kardashian

A Certain Pokémon: 🤠

Shoto. T: Bakugo where did you put the sandwich

Bakugod: On the shitting kitchen counter where else dipshit

Shoto. T: Huh

Shoto. T: Hm

Shoto. T: Are you sure you didn’t eat it and just forgot?

Bakugod: Holy FUCK

Bakugod: I swear

Bakugod: I can just feel a bunch of brain cells dying every fucking time I have a conversation with you shits

Bakugod: BUT WHO TOOK IT

Mother Mother Superiority: i’ll definitely regret asking this but

Mother Mother Superiority: what’s so special about it

Mother Mother Superiority: just make another one?

Bakugod: Make another one?

Bakugod: I had to fucking order the cream cheese from Germany and I used the last bit to that shitting sandwich

h.t undercover: then fly to germany

h.t undercover: one plane ride and boom

h.t undercover: problem solved

h.t undercover: and bring some cheese back for us

Bakugod: Die

swish swish: ok but now i’m curious

swish swish: who took it

The Dark Lord: I think we need alibis

The Dark Lord: As for me I was in my room polishing my scythe collection

A Certain Pokémon: i’m not even there and i believe you

A Certain Pokémon: but a COLLECTION

MissAlien: denki where are you

A Certain Pokémon: playing wii sports with shinso

A Certain Pokémon: he just beat me in tennis 😞

Sleep Deprived Purple: Denki I’m sorry but it’s not my fault your partner sucked

A Certain Pokémon: LEAVE BARNEY ALONE

A Certain Pokémon: STOP ATTACKING HIM

Hands: Barney

Hands: Really?

Tapey Tape: https://images.app.goo.gl/Qgsi3vLA9Zp4LRrU9

Mother Mother Superiority: BSJLKSJSJJSKAK

Mother Mother Superiority: S TOP

swish swish: OH MY GOD

urara: NO I DELETED HIS EXISTENCE FROM MY MIND DONT REMIND ME

Tapey Tape: That is a crime

Tapey Tape: Barney should live in our minds all day everyday

Shoto. T: Barney??

Shoto. T: The one from that sitcom?

Cake Man: No not him

Cake Man: He’s an iconic character but no

Cake Man: It’s Barney the Dinosaur

Shoto. T: ?,??

Midorisaurus: I’ll explain it to him

Cake Man: Thank you 😔

Cake Man: Anyways back to the topic

Cake Man: I was going over recipes in my room

Hands: I was out jogging

Hands: Ojiro was there too

swish swish: yeah i was

h.t undercover: and we were in mina’s room talking

h.t undercover: we being all the girls

Midorisaurus: Me and Todoroki were playing uno :)

Animal Whisperer: 🐰🥰

rocky: taking care of your bunny got it

rocky: i was watching brooklyn nine-nine

Sleep Deprived Purple: Captain Holt icon

rocky: captain holt icon

Sleep Deprived Purple: So we both agree he’s an icon?

rocky: yes we do

Iida: I was cleaning all of my glasses!

Twinkling Star: i was polishing my mirrors~💫✨

Tapey Tape: I was reading

A Certain Pokémon: …

A Certain Pokémon: y’all it’s confirmed

A Certain Pokémon: it was sero

Tapey Tape: NO WHAT

Bakugod: You MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

Tapey Tape: STOP NO

Tapey Tape: I WAS ACTUALLY READING

A Certain Pokémon: OH REALLY?

A Certain Pokémon: YOU NEVER READ

Tapey Tape: I DO

A Certain Pokémon: THEN WHAT WERE YOU READING

Tapey Tape: I

Tapey Tape: I cannot say for legal reasons

Bakugod: I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU

Tapey Tape: OK OK

Tapey Tape: I WAS READING

Tapey Tape: FUCK PLEASE DONT JUDGE ME FOR THIS

Tapey Tape: I was reading the original copy of 50 Shades of Grey

Hands: …

Hands: Oh my god

urara: oh my god

MissAlien: OH MY GOD

MissAlien: SERO

MissAlien: WHA

MissAlien: WHA T?

Tapey Tape: OK OK HEAR ME OUT

Tapey Tape: So I saw bunch of comments of how the original copy of fifty shades was hilarious

Tapey Tape: So I searched around and ofc I found it

Tapey Tape: I

Tapey Tape: I honestly don’t know what that was

Tapey Tape: BUT IT WAS SO INTERESTING

Tapey Tape: AND THE FACT IT WAS A TWILIGHT FANFICTION

Tapey Tape: Anyways it wasn’t me because I was laughing my ass off while reading that shit

Cake Man: Then

Cake Man: Who stole it?

Mother Mother Superiority: wait didn’t we set up a security camera when todoroki was sleep walking?

Shoto. T: I was??

urara: 💀

rocky: wait yeah we did

rocky: and we can transport the footage to a phone right?

swish swish: on it

swish swish: ok ok i’m there

swish swish: annd i’m sending it to my phone rn

swish swish: wait

swish swish: oh my god

swish swish: W A I T

swish swish: BSJJSGSHDHGSHSHS

swish swish: HOLY FUCK

h.t undercover: wha T

swish swish: Securityfootage3223.MP4

swish swish: WATCH IT

Mother Mother Superiority: …

Mother Mother Superiority: NO

Mother Mother Superiority: N O

Mother Mother Superiority: IS THAT REAL

swish swish: YES

Tapey Tape: HAHHSHSHSHJSHSH

Tapey Tape: BAKUGO?

Tapey Tape: PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS??

Bakugod: Oh my FUCKING GOD

Bakugod: WHO IN THE SHITTING FUCK LEFT THE WINDOWS OPEN

Cake Man: Don’t you remember Aizawa coming and opening the windows before he left

Cake Man: BUTBSJSJJQJAJS

Cake Man: I can’t believe a BIRD swooped in and took Bakugo’s sandwich

Cake Man: A  B I R D

urara: PLEASEEEE

urara: THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN

A Certain Pokémon: BAKUGO HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT GETTING YOUR SANDWICH TAKEN BY SOME RANDOM BIRD

Bakugod: D I E

A Certain Pokémon: i have a bowling match to finish be patient

h.t undercover: you can still go to germany 🤠

h.t undercover: wAIT OMG WHAT IF THE BIRD WENT TO GERMANY

Shoto. T: Then he has to go to Germany

h.t undercover: YES TODOROKI

Bakugod: .

rocky: bakugo no

 

Bakugod left 1-A Homies.

 

rocky added Bakugod to 1-A Homies.

 

Bakugod: WHY THE FUCK IS THE CHAT HISTORY NOT CLEARED

MissAlien: because you can’t get rid of us

MissAlien: forever and ever 😚

Bakugod: Oh but I fucking will

Iida: Germany does sound intriguing

Creaty: I enjoyed my time there ☺️

rocky: germany sounds manly

rocky: and fun

rocky: :)

Bakugod: .

Bakugod: Fuck we’ll go just for the cheese

rocky: :D

Animal Whisperer: 🗣🦅

Bakugod: No I’m not fucking eating whatever the shit that’s been in a bird’s goddamn mouth

Animal Whisperer: 😌

swish swish: kouda agrees

swish swish: but now I want a sandwich

urara: we’re going to make some come down

swish swish: THANK YOU

swish swish: and let’s close the windows this time

Tapey Tape: Moral of the story: always close the windows before making a sandwich

Bakugod: OH MY FUCKING GOD

 

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swish swish: I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA

Mother Mother Superiority: WELL TOO BAD BECAUSE WE’RE ALREADY FUCKED

Twinkling Star: i’m crying~ ✨💫

Hands: He’s actually crying

Tapey Tape: YALL FUCKING RUN

-35 minutes ago-

swish swish: i have a bad feeling about this

rocky: what makes you say that?

swish swish: kirishima

swish swish: have you noticed that every situation with the people in this groupchat ends up in a disaster?

swish swish: it can even be a single one of us and some shit will go down 🤠

rocky: oh 🤠

urara: be positive it’s going to be fun

swish swish: define fun please

The Dark Lord: It’s a horror maze, what’s more fun than that?

swish swish: GOING TO AN AQUARIUM

swish swish: RIDING ELEPHANTS

swish swish: WII SPORTS

swish swish: ANYTHING BUT THAT

Shoto. T: Riding elephants are fun?

swish swish: honestly idk never tried

swish swish: BUT STILL

MissAlien: it’s going to be fineee

MissAlien: we got lost in an abandoned hotel and we came back fine

Hands: Did we?

Hands: Because I think you brought the piano ghost with you

Hands: I swear I see a shadow trailing behind you sometimes

MissAlien: W HAT 😀

MissAlien: NO STOP

MissAlien: WHAT

Hands: ??I didn’t tell you?

MissAlien: NO

Hands: Oh

Hands: My apologies

Hands: But Ojiro don’t worry it’s going to be fine

MissAlien: i should see an exorcist after this

Cake Man: You should

MissAlien: 😞

Tapey Tape: Ok we bought the tickets

Tapey Tape: Y’all better fucking come because Midoriya and I had to listen to this old dude rant about his pets

Tapey Tape: “Did you know that Berkeley prefers beef jerky over home cooked food”

Tapey Tape: No sir can we just get the tickets

Midorisaurus: The amount of dog pictures we saw in a span of 5 minutes

Midorisaurus: And he forced us to know the difference between his dogs Oscar and Annie

Midorisaurus: I still don’t understand

Tapey Tape: To sum it up

Tapey Tape: You bitches better come

Tapey Tape: We’re by the gate

🐸 : yeah we see you

🐸 : god are we really doing this?

🐸 : we can’t even use our quirks during the maze

Cake Man: I think we have to

Cake Man: Sero will hunt us down if we don’t

Tapey Tape: Damn right

Tapey Tape: Anyways we’re splitting into groups of 4

Tapey Tape: Don’t worry I did some random group generator for this <3

The Dark Lord: I don’t trust you

Tapey Tape: Good

Tapey Tape: Me, Iida, Yaomomo, Jirou

Tapey Tape: Uraraka, Tsuyu, Shinso, Kaminari

Tapey Tape: Kouda, Aoyama, Hagakure, Shoji

Tapey Tape: Tokoyami, Mina, Todoroki, Midoriya

Tapey Tape: And for last

Tapey Tape: Bakugo, Kirishima, Sato, Ojiro

Tapey Tape: The fact that even a random  generator put the couples in the same group

Tapey Tape: I hate it

h.t undercover: should’ve brought your clown pillow

Tapey Tape: I really should have

h.t undercover: 🤡

Tapey Tape: 🤡

MissAlien: SO

MissAlien: ARE YOU GUYS READY?

swish swish: no

MissAlien: that’s the spirit

A Certain Pokémon: LETS GOOO

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h.t undercover: guys i don’t think aoyama’s blinking

rocky: did you try talking about cheese

h.t undercover: i did

h.t undercover: he just whispered mozzarella and went quiet again 😀

h.t undercover: i’m honestly surprised that kouda is doing so much better than him

h.t undercover: he was literally talking to a ladybug a few seconds ago

Cake Man: Ok sorry to change the topic but

Cake Man: Did y’all get chased by the Saw puppet

Cake Man: Because we did

Mother Mother Superiority: ??oh my god?

Cake Man: NO SERIOUSLY

Cake Man: THE BITCH JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND STARTED CHASING US WITH THAT TINY TRICYCLE

Cake Man: IT WAS SO f AST

Cake Man: BUT THEN BAKUGO STARTED CHASING IT BACK

Cake Man: The little shit zoomed away 🥰

urara: he should’ve just stepped on it

Bakugod: Why don’t you fucking try chasing around a horror movie puppet with tinyass tricycles

urara: i would but we were dealing with our own problems

A Certain Pokémon: i actually can’t

A Certain Pokémon: what was that?

Sleep Deprived Purple: I honestly don’t know

Sleep Deprived Purple: At least we got away from her

🐸 : i don’t remember her being that scary in the films

urara: that’s because she wasn’t the same height as us

MissAlien: context

MissAlien: details

MissAlien: necessary

A Certain Pokémon: we were chased by a human size annabelle

MissAlien: you mean

MissAlien: annabelle from the conjuring franchise 🤠

A Certain Pokémon: bae who else 😞

MissAlien: OH MY GODHSJSJNDBDJ

MissAlien: NOOO

MissAlien: DID SHE RUN

A Certain Pokémon: NO SOME WHEELS WERE STUCK ONTO HER FEET AND SHE WAS ROLLING TOWARDS US AT FULL SPEED

A Certain Pokémon: WE RAN FOR OUR LIVES

Hands: More than the chicken attack?

A Certain Pokémon: way more

A Certain Pokémon: i’d choose chickens over annabelle any day

urara: we managed to get away but i’m not sure 🤠

🐸 : her eyes got me

🐸 : i don’t know where she was looking but it was terrifying

Iida: Are we the only ones that did not get chased by anything?

Iida: There are little jumpscare toys but nothing else

Mother Mother Superiority: it was honestly so funny when a skeleton with a wig popped out

Mother Mother Superiority: it wasn’t even meant to be scary it had a 70’s haircut

Creaty: It looked very interesting

Tapey Tape: Sis looked like young Jerry Hall

Tapey Tape: ???

Tapey Tape: Wait

Tapey Tape: Am I the only one who’s hearing footsteps

Mother Mother Superiority: no

Mother Mother Superiority: huh

Mother Mother Superiority: should we run

Mother Mother Superiority: …

Mother Mother Superiority: ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT

Tapey Tape: F UCK

rocky: WHATS HAPPENING

rocky: ARE YOU GUYS OK

Tapey Tape: PENNUWISE

Tapey Tape: PENNYWISE SUDEENLY APPEARED ANF STARTED CAHSING US

h.t undercover: PENNYWISE?

h.t undercover: HOT ACTOR PENNYWISE?

Tapey Tape: YES

Tapey Tape: FUXK THE MAKEUP LOOKS SO REATL

The Dark Lord: What if he’s the real Pennywise

Tapey Tape: TOKOYAMI STOP

Midorisaurus: Oh

Midorisaurus: Oh no

Midorisaurus: No no no no no

MissAlien: midoriya

MissAlien: is that

MissAlien: is that the texas chainsaw dude

Midorisaurus: Yes

Midorisaurus: It is

Shoto. T: That’s it we’re running

The Dark Lord: I don’t see any other options

Shoto. T: That’s why we’re running

The Dark Lord: Very fair

swish swish: waitwaitwaitwaitwait

swish swish: no

swish swish: FUCK NO

Bakugod: HAUL YOUR SLOW ASS WE’RE GOING TO FUCKING RUN

swish swish: THATS MICHAEL MYERS RIGHT

swish swish: THE BITCH FROM HALLOWEEN RIGJT

rocky: YES RUN

h.t undercover: YALL YALL YALL

h.t undercover: FREDDY KRUSTER OR WHATEVER THE DUDE’S NAME IS

h.t undercover: HE JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE

Sleep Deprived Purple: Kruster

Sleep Deprived Purple: You mean Krueger?

h.t undercover: BSJSJWHAJAHSGS YES

h.t undercover: BUT YALL

h.t undercover: HE’S HERE

h.t undercover: SIR KRUEGER’S HERE WITH HIS LIL MICHAEL JACKSON HAT

h.t undercover: i have never seen aoyama run THAT fast

h.t undercover: BUT YES WE’RE RUNNING RN

A Certain Pokémon: so if everyone’s getting chased by something

A Certain Pokémon: does that mean-

urara: …

urara: kaminari

urara: k a m i n a r i

urara: do NOT turn around

urara: AND START RUNNING RN

urara: JUST FOLLOW US

A Certain Pokémon: what 😀

A Certain Pokémon: waitwaitwait

A Certain Pokémon: WAITT

A Certain Pokémon: OH GOD

Sleep Deprived Purple: DENKI TAKE MY HAND

Sleep Deprived Purple: AND DONT LET GO

A Certain Pokémon. OKAY BUT WHATS BEHIND ME

Sleep Deprived Purple: JUST TAKE MY HAND

Sleep Deprived Purple: We are not letting THAT catch up to us

Tapey Tape: I DONT FUCKING KNOW WHATS BEHIND HIM BUT LETS NOT PLAY TITANIC RN

Iida: Sero the clown is approaching us!

Mother Mother Superiority: SERO HES RIGHT

Mother Mother Superiority: EVEN IF ITS NOT THE REAL PENNYWISE I STILL DONT WANT TO BE CAUGHT BY tHAT

Midorisaurus: We keep hearing sounds of a chainsaw behind us and we’ve been running nonstop

Midorisaurus: I think we’re getting closer to the end but I honestly don’t know

MissAlien: why cant the piano ghost protect me from these shit 😔

rocky: SO DOES THAT MEAN WE’RE ALL BEING CHASED BY A BUNCH OF HORROR MOVIE CHARACTERS?

urara: OH MY GOD

urara: I DONT CARE IF ITS REAL OR NOT I JUST WANNA GET OUT

swish swish: I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA

Mother Mother Superiority: WELL TOO BAD BECAUSE WE’RE ALREADY FUCKED

Twinkling Star: i’m crying~ ✨💫

Hands: He’s actually crying

Tapey Tape: YALL FUCKING RUN

h.t undercover: I THOUGHT WE MADE IT CLEAR THAT WE ARE

h.t undercover: BUT PLSSSS

h.t undercover: WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS

Cake Man: I HONESTLY DONT KNOW

Cake Man: I THINK SOME OF US SAW AN AD ABOUT IT

🐸 : i like how we’re typing so accurately

The Dark Lord: The past months trained us all

Iida: Yes indeed

Bakugod: That’s it

Bakugod: I’ve had enough shit with this Michael Myers bitch

swish swish: ,?(,?

swish swish: …

swish swish: BAJHAHWJHSHAJWJ

swish swish: PLEASEE

swish swish: BAKUGO BROUGHT THE DEMON MASK

swish swish: HE JUST PUT IT ON AND STARTED CHASING MICHAEL IN FULL SPEED

swish swish: MICHAEL WENT 🏃

urara: WAIT

urara: I SEE AN EXIT

urara: TSUYU DO YOU

🐸 : YES

rocky: WAIT I DO TOO

rocky: OJIRO SATO LETS GO

rocky: IM 99% SURE BAKUGO’S GOING TO JOIN US IN LESS THAN 10 MINUTES

Creaty: I also see one!

Tapey Tape: Thank FUCK

Shoto. T: I’m pretty sure we’re going to be there soon

Animal Whisperer: 🤩🥳👏

h.t undercover: YES KOUDA WE FINISHED

h.t undercover: now time to fix aoyama

Hands: You’ll need cheese and crackers

h.t undercover: i have them in my bag

h.t undercover: you don’t spend months with aoyama and not carry around cheese in case he stops working

Midorisaurus: That’s true

Midorisaurus: But this maze was draining more than I expected

urara: i am respectfully going to avoid annabelle for the next two years

h.t undercover: freddy krueger and his hat 😞

Hands: He could’ve chosen any outfit but he chose that

Hands: He has shit taste but good for him

MissAlien: BSHHSHHEJEJEJ

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A Certain Pokémon: i forgot to ask

A Certain Pokémon: what was behind me

A Certain Pokémon: was it that bad

urara: …

🐸 : …

Sleep Deprived Purple: …

Sleep Deprived Purple: It’s okay don’t worry about it

Sleep Deprived Purple: Now let’s watch When Harry Met Sally

A Certain Pokémon: ???

🐸 : you have a good boyfriend kaminari

A Certain Pokémon: i agree but

A Certain Pokémon: ?? 😀 ,???

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h.t undercover: i hate this

h.t undercover: i hate this sm

The Dark Lord: ??,?

Iida: She can’t hear anything for a day

Iida: Apparently, a little girl bumped into her and she got hit by her quirk

Hands: Is that why Aizawa never spoke and wrote everything onto the board all morning

Iida: Assumedly

h.t undercover: i’m sorry 😞

h.t undercover: but PLEASE understand my pain

h.t undercover: i don’t have good lip reading skills

h.t undercover: at one point i thought todoroki was talking about attacking taco bell with a mickey mouse backpack

Shoto. T: ,,????

Shoto. T: Why would I do that

Tapey Tape: Maybe you wanted coupons for burritos

Tapey Tape: Or actual burritos

Tapey Tape: I suggest you shove them into your Mickey Mouse bag and run away

Shoto. T: What?

swish swish: BHSHEHHWHS

h.t undercover: g UYS I AM IN PAIN

h.t undercover: THERES ONLY THE GIRLS AND KAMINARI IN THE CLASSROOM RN

h.t undercover: AND THEYRE DEFINITELY SPILLING TEA

h.t undercover: WHY DID YALL HAVE TO LEAVE

Hands: It’s lunch time

h.t undercover: still 😞

h.t undercover: istg tHIS IS THE REASON WHY I DONT LIKE KIDS

rocky: what about the baby we saw at the mall with a mario cap

h.t undercover: …

h.t undercover: the only exception

h.t undercover: oh they’re definitely talking about relationships now

h.t undercover: because uraraka and tsuyu and mina’s expression suddenly turned into 😀

h.t undercover: wait nvm not mina

h.t undercover: she’s dating that cute senior

Tapey Tape: The one with glasses?

h.t undercover: yes

Tapey Tape: Traitor

h.t undercover: 😔✊

h.t undercover: wait fUCK KAMINARI STARTED SAYING SMTH

h.t undercover: AND HES BLUSHING

h.t undercover: i hate it here

Tapey Tape: F

The Dark Lord: F

Hands: F

rocky: F

Midorisaurus: F

Animal Whisperer: F 😌

Twinkling Star: F 💫

Cake Man: F

swish swish: F

Shoto. T: F

h.t undercover: thank you

h.t undercover: help kaminari just smiled and said smth

h.t undercover: oh wait shinso’s here

h.t undercover: ??

h.t undercover: he’s frozen?

h.t undercover: wha

h.t undercover: oh kaminari turned around

h.t undercover: he looks shocked

h.t undercover: and shinso’s face is literally 😦

h.t undercover: STOP TALKING SO FAST OMFG

h.t undercover: WHAT?

h.t undercover: WAIT

h.t undercover: WHAT

h.t undercover: KAMINARI RAN AWAY

h.t undercover: SHINSO TRIED TO GRAB HIM BUT HE JUST 🏃

rocky: HUH

rocky: WHAT HAPPENED

h.t undercover: THATS WHAT I WANNA KNOW

h.t undercover: ISTG

h.t undercover: @Mother Mother Superiority @urara @ 🐸 @Creaty @MissAlien

h.t undercover: EXPLANATION

h.t undercover: DETAILS

h.t undercover: NECESSARY

h.t undercover: NOW

urara: YES HI SORRY

urara: i honestly don’t know what just happened 🤠

h.t undercover: excuse me

h.t undercover: you heard everything

h.t undercover: you don’t get to say that :)

urara: OKAY FAIR

urara: so you were right we were talking about relationships and shit

urara: we were talking about beyoncé before that btw

urara: anyways i asked kaminari how it was going with shinso

urara: and he started talking about him WITH SUCH A CUTE SMILE

urara: we were sad

urara: THEN SHINSO CAME IN BUT KAMINARI DIDNT NOTICE BECAUSE HIS BACK WAS TURNED TO THE DOOR

urara: THEN

urara: THENNN

urara: KAMINARI SAID IT

The Dark Lord: It?

urara: YES IT

Shoto. T: It

urara: YES

Midorisaurus: O h

Midorisaurus: Is it

Midorisaurus: The three words?

urara: YES

urara: HE SAID THE THREE WORDS AND ONE OF THEM WAS THE L WORD

Cake Man: Wait I thought they already went through with that 🤡

rocky: same 🤡

urara: WELL THEY DIDNT

urara: AND SHINSO WAS LIKE denki…

urara: AND KAMINARI JUST TURNED AROUND AND FROZE

urara: THE REST IS HISTORY

Mother Mother Superiority: all that leads up to now with us here like 🧍

Mother Mother Superiority: shinso just disappeared

Hands: Their relationship sure has a lot of running in it

h.t undercover: BSHJAKAHSJGS

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Iida: Class is starting

Iida: Are they coming back?

🐸 : i honestly don’t know

🐸 : kaminari was really freaked out

Creaty: That is true

Creaty: I have never seen someone turn so pale from shock

Midorisaurus: Should we go looking for them?

The Dark Lord: You’re underestimating the size of this school

Midorisaurus: Okay true

Creaty: But where did Shinso go?

MissAlien: exactly

MissAlien: thank god it’s not aizawa next

MissAlien: present mic is nicer

MissAlien: i hope

MissAlien: …

MissAlien: w hat

Bakugod: What the fuck

Shoto. T: ,?,??

rocky: is that

rocky: shinso?

Twinkling Star: it is 💫✨

🐸 : oh it is

h.t undercover: WHAT

h.t undercover: SHINSO?

h.t undercover: WHY ARE YOU GUYS ALL LOOKING AT THE INTERCOM

h.t undercover: WHATS HAPPENING

Animal Whisperer: 😦🤭

swish swish: OK OK SO

swish swish: THE INTERCOM RANG AND SHINSO RANDOMLY STARTED TALKING

swish swish: “hero course kaminari denki, kaminari denki- does this thing even work?? kaminari denki-“

swish swish: AND HE JUST CALLED KAMINARI THROUGH THE INTERCOM

swish swish: IDK HOW HE GOT IN

swish swish: wait bakugo how did you get in for valentines

Bakugod: No

swish swish: 🧍

swish swish: oh present mic

swish swish: BSJSJSHSHSH HES STARING AT THE INTERCOM TOO

urara: WHO WOULDNT

urara: LMAOOSBSHJAJWJ HE STARTED TAKING A VIDEO

urara: AND HES FILMING OUR REACTIONS BYE

MissAlien: GOD WHAT IS SHINSO DOING

MissAlien: OH WAIT DENKI

MissAlien: DENKI’S VOICE

MissAlien: HE’S THERE

MissAlien: “what the HELL are you doing?”

MissAlien: “i had to do this because i knew you would avoid me for a whole week!”

MissAlien: “i- how do you know that?”

MissAlien: “because i know you, denki.”

MissAlien: y’all my guess is that they forgot to turn the intercom off

Hands: Oh definitely

Creaty: A hundred percent

Bakugod: Fucking hell

Bakugod: It’s not that fucking hard to turn it off

Cake Man: …

Cake Man: Holy shit

Cake Man: No

Cake Man: NO THIS IS BROADCASTED TO THE WHOLE SCHOOL

h.t undercover: WHAT

h.t undercover: WHY ARE YOU GUYS ALL 😀

h.t undercover: AND WHY DID MIDORIYA CHOKE

Cake Man: SO UH

Cake Man: THEY STARTED TALKING ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED

Cake Man: AND THE WHOLE SCHOOL IS LISTENING

CAKE MAN: Y’KNOW WHAT IM GOING TO LIVE TYPE WHAT THEYRE SAYING

h.t undercover: THANK YOU

Cake Man: OFC

Cake Man: THE ONE WITH QUOTATION IS KAMINARI BTW

Cake Man: Denki, let’s talk about what happened-

Cake Man: “NO PLEASE FORGET ABOUT IT”

Cake Man: I can’t

Mother Mother Superiority: You really think I can easily forget about things like that?

Cake Man: “Fuck I’m so sorry, I messed everything up.”

Cake Man: “Please, just please forget about it.”

Cake Man: “Let’s pretend it never happened.”

Cake Man: Stop

Cake Man: No

Cake Man: “…what?”

Cake Man: Oh my god Denki

Cake Man: Don’t you get it?

Cake Man: I’m all yours

Cake Man: I’ve always been yours

Cake Man: No one can change the way I feel about you

Cake Man: I can’t walk away from you even if I tried

Cake Man: I love you Kaminari Denki

Cake Man: I love the way you smile when talking about your day

Cake Man: I love the way you laugh

Cake Man: I love how you care so much for your friends

Cake Man: And I love your everything

Cake Man: It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you

Cake Man: “…Did you just quote The Fault in Our Stars?”

Cake Man: You love that movie

Cake Man: “I do.”

Cake Man: “And I love you.”

Cake Man: THEIR LAUGH

Cake Man: GUYS THEIR LAUGH

Cake Man: IM CRYING

Mother Mother Superiority: momo can you make a tissue box?

Creaty: Of course ☺️

Mother Mother Superiority: thank you <3

Creaty: <3

urara: i am full on sobbing

rocky: me too

h.t undercover: i still can’t hear shit and there are tears in my eyes

Bakugod: I’m going to fucking hurl

Tapey Tape: You literally announced your relationship by singing Cupid’s Chokehold stfu

Bakugod: Your single ass can never

Tapey Tape: My clown pillow is enough for me thank you

Tapey Tape: aLSO

Tapey Tape: THEY DONT KNOW THAT THEY CONFESSED THEIR LOVE WITH THE WHOLE OF UA LISTENING RIGHT 💀

Animal Whisperer: 😶

MissAlien: THEY DEFINITELY DONT

MissAlien: PLSS I CAN IMAGINE MIDNIGHT JUMPING AROUND

MissAlien: …

MissAlien: BAJHSGDHAHJEHHSHHSH

MissAlien: OH MY GOD

MissAlien: AIZAWA STORMING IN AND SAYING what in the soap opera is going on and how the hell did you two get in here

MissAlien: HIS VOICE THROUGH THE INTERCOM IS SO STRANGE GOODBYE

swish swish: LMAOOISBSHHS

swish swish: HE TURNED IT OFF

The Dark Lord: Present Mic seems so entertained

🐸 : we were all invested tokoyami

🐸 : don’t even deny it

The Dark Lord: That is true

Midorisaurus: I’m glad they sorted it out :)

Midorisaurus: And let’s not talk about the fact that this was probably recorded by hundreds of students

Hands: Agreed

Iida: That was very emotional

Iida: I will be lecturing them later

urara: IIDA

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A Certain Pokémon: …

Sleep Deprived Purple: …

h.t undercover: BJSHSHHSHSH YALL

A Certain Pokémon: OH MY GOD

A Certain Pokémon: FUCK

A Certain Pokémon: SO YOU GUYS HEARD EVERYTHING?

🐸 : sweety everyone heard everything

A Certain Pokémon: B Y E

Twinkling Star: the whole school is probably invested in your relationship 💫✨✨

Twinkling Star: it seems that we have forgotten the event that took place during the school festival ✨💫

Shoto. T: Electric Love?

Cake Man: Electric Love

Shoto. T: Yeah I remember now

swish swish: i never forgot

swish swish: it practically lives inside my head

urara: same

rocky: BUT ONGOMG

rocky: CONGRATULATIONS

rocky: EVEN THOUGH THERE WAS LITERALLY NO PRIVACY CONGRATULATIONS

rocky: AND SHINSO THAT WAS VERY MANLY OF YOU

Sleep Deprived Purple: Thank you Kirishima

A Certain Pokémon: i’m sorry but the fact that EVERYBODY HEARD

A Certain Pokémon: I WILL NEVER LIVE THIS DOWN WILL I

MissAlien: oh we’ll make sure of it

A Certain Pokémon: PLEASEE

🐸: if it makes you feel any better it was like a finale to a movie when the main characters finally get together

A Certain Pokémon: …

A Certain Pokémon: ok that did make me feel better

Sleep Deprived Purple: Oh I like that

🐸: :)

Tapey Tape: Clowns I got the video from Mic

Mother Mother Superiority: YESS

MissAlien: can we all agree that we love him

swish swish: yes and amen

Cake Man : 🙏

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The Dark Lord: Why are we even here

Iida: It’s community service!

The Dark Lord: Having children call you beak man is community service?

Iida: A part of it

The Dark Lord: I hate this

Mother Mother Superiority: fam you have it easier

Mother Mother Superiority: one of the kids just grabbed a troll doll with purple hair

Mother Mother Superiority: walked up to shinso and said

Mother Mother Superiority: is this you? ☺️

Mother Mother Superiority: believe me when i tell you

Mother Mother Superiority: shinso was literally 🙂🙅

urara: BSHSHSHHSJSHS

urara: HE LOOKS SO DEAD

Shoto. T: Bakugo stop sulking and play with the kids

Bakugod: I’m not fucking sulking

Bakugod: And no way in fuck am I going to do that

Bakugod: I had enough of kids

Tapey Tape: Did your trauma at the license course reawaken or

Tapey Tape: w a i t

Tapey Tape: Are you pissed that you couldn’t wear those grenades

Bakugod: It’s part of the fucking costume

Tapey Tape: What if the kids play with it and set it off

Bakugod: Then they’re responsible for 50 deaths

Tapey Tape: 🧍

Tapey Tape: I give up

h.t undercover: the urge to leave is STRONG y’all

Cake Man: What happened

h.t undercover: kids happened

h.t undercover: wait no

h.t undercover: little demon kids happened

Hands: Elaborate

h.t undercover: they took my shoes 😀

Cake Man: What?

h.t undercover: so i was sitting on the floor while reading to this girl

h.t undercover: then these two boys came and pointed at me and said

h.t undercover: look gerald someone left boots here

h.t undercover: omg you’re right benjamin

h.t undercover: then they just

h.t undercover: took it

h.t undercover: literally slipped them right out of my feet

h.t undercover: idk how but they did

h.t undercover: now i’m here shoeless

h.t undercover: just my bodysuit and gloves

h.t undercover: help 😞

Midorisaurus: Oh no

Misdorisaurus: Is that why i saw a boy running around in boots while yelling about a human Pikachu

A Certain Pokémon: it’s me

A Certain Pokémon: i’m human pikachu

A Certain Pokémon: and i’m buried in a pile of pokemon plushies

MissAlien: eevee looking cute tho

A Certain Pokémon: ik but there’s like five of them

A Certain Pokémon: and one of them is definitely possessed

A Certain Pokémon: it won’t stop looking at me from EVERY ANGLE

swish swish: it was nice knowing you

A Certain Pokémon: STOP

rocky: @h.t undercover didn’t you say you needed to upgrade your bodysuit?

h.t undercover: i did

h.t undercover: it takes way too much time to put it on 😞

h.t undercover: kudos to togata senpai for the hair idea tho

h.t undercover: made my life a lot easier

rocky: he’s manly

h.t undercover: very manly

The Dark Lord: Can we please talk about how good Tsuyu and Kouda is with children

The Dark Lord: How is it possible

🐸 : you just have to connect with them emotionally

Animal Whisperer: 😊💓

The Dark Lord: Well

The Dark Lord: That concludes it

The Dark Lord: I will never interact with children willingly

Mother Mother Superiority: what about the little boy hugging your leg rn

The Dark Lord: He is the only exception

The Dark Lord: But I still don’t understand why we had to come here

Creaty: Getting used to interacting with various age groups is important apparently

Creaty: But look at our teacher

Creaty: He probably wants to go home more than any of us

Sleep Deprived Purple: Eri’s the only child he accepts

Sleep Deprived Purple: She’s special

h.t undercover: how can we blame him

h.t undercover: i will sacrifice my life for that girl

Cake Man: Same

Midorisaurus: Same

🐸 : midoriya’s speaking from experience

Midorisaurus: :)

Twinkling Star: do you guys hear that~ ✨💫

urara: please don’t tell me that’s him

swish swish: yeah it is

swish swish: bakugo’s arguing with a kid again 🤠

A Certain Pokémon: why does he always do this

A Certain Pokémon: is it his hobby or something

A Certain Pokémon: omg i miss the gordon ramsay girl 😔

Mother Mother Superiority: she is a legend

Mother Mother Superiority: ?,?

Mother Mother Superiority: wait no

Mother Mother Superiority: S T O P

Mother Mother Superiority: OH MY GOD

Mother Mother Superiority: THEY’RE

Mother Mother Superiority: THEYRE ARGUING ABOUT THE BEST DISNEY SONGS

Mother Mother Superiority: DISNEY SONGS YALL

Mother Mother Superiority: AND THE GIRL’S POINTING AT JASMINE AND YELLING AT BAKUGO

Mother Mother Superiority: BAKUGO’S JUST YELLING BACK

Mother Mother Superiority: WAITT

Mother Mother Superiority: SHE CHOSE A WHOLE NEW WORLD AS THE BEST SONG

Mother Mother Superiority: sorry bakugo i’m on her side

Twinkling Star: she has good taste ✨💫

Mother Mother Superiority: facts

Mother Mother Superiority: oH HE CHOSE CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT

Mother Mother Superiority: FUCK THATS SO HARD

Mother Mother Superiority: but i’m still on her side

A Certain Pokémon: ALADDIN AND LION KING

A Certain Pokémon: SHIT

A Certain Pokémon: I CANT CHOOSE

rocky: SAME

MissAlien: i’m with the girl

MissAlien: aladdin is iconic

urara: yes

Tapey Tape: Yes

Animal Whisperer: 💓💓

swish swish: yes

Midorisaurus: Yes

Iida: Yes

swish swish: OMG IIDA

Iida: 😁

Creaty: It’s can you feel the love tonight for me

Creaty: The song has my heart ☺️

Sleep Deprived Purple: Same

h.t undercover: the main part always gets me

Hands: I have more than 20 reasons why I love it

The Dark Lord: Yes

🐸 : yes

Shoto. T: It’s my second favorite song from Disney

Shoto. T: First is I see the light

Cake Man: Wait

Cake Man: I see the light?

Shoto. T: Yes

Cake Man: Wait that makes so much sense

Cake Man: It applies to every ship in here

Cake Man: The lyrics and all

Shoto. T: ,???

Cake Man: 🤠

Shoto. T: ?,?

MissAlien: hold up

MissAlien: wait

MissAlien: OH NO

MissAlien: YALL

MissAlien: I THINK BAKUGO’S GOING TO SAY THE FORBIDDEN SENTENCE TO THE GIRL

MissAlien: T H E  FORBIDDEN SENTENCE

rocky: NO

Cake Man: NO

Midorisaurus: You mean-

MissAlien: YES I THINK SO

MissAlien: STOP HIM

Midorisaurus: Got it

MissAlien: …

MissAlien: idk what i was expecting but it wasn’t that

MissAlien: but i love it

urara: OH MY GODBSHHSHSH

urara: ALL THREE OF THEM PRACTICALLY TACKLING HIM DOWN AND COVERING HIS MOUTH

urara: ALL WHILE THE GIRL WAS JUST 🧍♀️

urara: BUT YES

urara: HE WILL NEVER BE FORGIVEN IF HE SAYS THAT SENTENCE

urara: HE SHOULD NEVER TOUCH THE TOPIC OF SANTA CLAUS AROUND KIDS

A Certain Pokémon: THATS A CRIME

A Certain Pokémon: AN ACTUAL CRIME

Hands: He could’ve destroyed her entire childhood

Bakugod: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Bakugod: I was giving valid reasons why that song is fucking superior and you fuckers pull that shit

Bakugod: DIE

Mother Mother Superiority: but you were considering saying it weren’t you?

Bakugod: Fuck off

Mother Mother Superiority: oh so you were

rocky: bakugo how about we just get back to the girl and let her rant about aladdin

Bakugod: Oh I’ll let her rant all right

Bakugod: But by the time we fucking leave, she better accept the fact that a whole new world will never win over that song

Sleep Deprived Purple: Do you have some grudge against Disney songs or

Bakugod: Die

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Mother Mother Superiority: guys

Mother Mother Superiority: i’m so close to sobbing

Cake Man: Omg what happened

Mother Mother Superiority: so me and momo were talking to this girl and she said

Mother Mother Superiority: i have two mommies and you guys look at each other like they do

Mother Mother Superiority: you guys seem really nice :)

Mother Mother Superiority: ACTUAL TEARS

Creaty: She is the sweetest girl I have ever met

Creaty: And she likes Mulan 🥰

🐸 : i love her

Mother Mother Superiority: me too

Creaty: Me too

swish swish: YALLBSHDHJD

swish swish: LOOK AT WHATS HAPPENING

swish swish: L O O K

The Dark Lord: Is that

The Dark Lord: Shinso Todoroki and Bakugo

The Dark Lord: Doing a girl’s hair individually?

The Dark Lord: And is Bakugo doing the Elsa braid?

swish swish: YES

swish swish: SHINSO’S DOING TINKERBELL

swish swish: TODOROKI’S DOING BELLE

swish swish: THE WAY THEYRE WATCHING YOUTUBE TUTORIALS WITH PURE PASSION

swish swish: ITS SO FUNNY

MissAlien: BAHWHEHHS

MissAlien: MIDORIYA DENKI AND KIRI JUST LAUGHING WHILE TAKING PICTURES

MissAlien: AND SERO’S RANDOMLY THERE FILMINGBSHAJJEJ

h.t undercover: OK BUT ITS LOOKING GOOD

Cake Man: MORE THAN GOOD

Hands: How are they doing this

urara: honestly idk

urara: BUT THEY LOOK SO PROUD OF THEMSELVES

🐸 : and the girls’ smiles

🐸 : wait i think i just saw the future

The Dark Lord: Do you have magical powers?

🐸 : maybe

h.t undercover: I FOUND MY BOOTS

h.t undercover: THANK FUCK

Twinkling Star: can we talk about how all of them froze because the girls hugged them 💫

Mother Mother Superiority: istg if bakugo starts arguing about the best disney film i will throw these mini cars at him

Mother Mother Superiority: …

Mother Mother Superiority: i jinxed it

 

 

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A Certain Pokémon: i need help

A Certain Pokémon: no WE need help

Hands: What happened?

A Certain Pokémon: we made a horrible decision

urara: oh no

urara: did you finally buy the deluxe celine dione album

urara: kaminari they cost over 400 bucks

A Certain Pokémon: no 😔

A Certain Pokémon: but yes it’s still in my amazon wishlist

A Certain Pokémon: we’re stuck in a storage room

A Certain Pokémon: in a guinness record museum

Iida: Excuse me?

Cake Man: Oh god

Cake Man: Who’s we

h.t undercover: me

MissAlien: me

rocky: me

Midorisaurus: Me

The Dark Lord: How

The Dark Lord: Why

h.t undercover: well

h.t undercover: we were walking around and there was this dark room

h.t undercover: the door was open so we thought it was some exhibition

h.t undercover: it wasn’t

h.t undercover: it was a storage room and it’s FILLED with mannequins

h.t undercover: AND THE DOOR SHUT AUTOMATICALLY AND WE CANT GET OUT

h.t undercover: h e l p

rocky: i think marilyn monroe is staring at me

MissAlien: i think michael jackson is staring at me

A Certain Pokémon: i think the whole of harry potter characters are staring at me

A Certain Pokémon: snape is really freaking me out

A Certain Pokémon: why is his hair so realistic 💀

The Dark Lord: Perhaps it’s actual hair

A Certain Pokémon: TOKOYAMI STOP

swish swish: so you guys took one look at a dark room and decided to go in

MissAlien: yes

swish swish: 🤡

swish swish: and midoriya didn’t say anything?

Midorisaurus: I’m sorry

Midorisaurus: I tried to stop them but I was curious too

Midorisaurus: Now we’re locked in and Einstein is standing next to me

Creaty: Does he have the goggles?

Midorisaurus: He does

Tapey Tape: Wait

Tapey Tape: Is Meryl Streep in there

A Certain Pokémon: let me check

A Certain Pokémon: OMG YES

Tapey Tape: OMG

Tapey Tape: IM REWATCHING THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA RN AND SHES FUCKING ICONIC

Mother Mother Superiority: OFC SHE IS

Mother Mother Superiority: ITS MERYL STREEP

Cake Man: HER IN MAMMA MIA

Cake Man: LOVE

Twinkling Star: ✨💫💫

MissAlien: YALLBDHSHSD

MissAlien: THERES GORDON RAMSAY IN HERE

Tapey Tape: @Bakugod

A Certain Pokémon: @Bakugod

Mother Mother Superiority: @Bakugod

Bakugod: Die

MissAlien: in this disturbing place?

MissAlien: no 🤠

Hands: Huh

Hands: What if you actually die and reincarnate as a mannequin

🐸 : that’s just sad

h.t undercover: i don’t want to inhabit a wax figure

h.t undercover: except for natalie portman’s

rocky: i don’t mind if it’s crimson riot’s

Bakugod: .

Bakugod: No

rocky: ☺️

Shoto. T: Wait oh no

Shoto. T: Midoriya

Shoto. T: Please don’t turn into a mannequin

Midorisaurus: ??what?

Shoto. T: I don’t want you to be a ball of plastic

urara: TODOROKI 💀

Midorisaurus: ??It’s okay I won’t

Midorisaurus: :)

Shoto. T: Thank you

Shoto. T: I don’t really like mannequins

MissAlien: ok i’m sorry

MissAlien: i tried so hard to ignore it but

MissAlien: THERES A WHOLE SHELF LINED UP WITH HEADS

MissAlien: AND THEYRE ALL THOSE VICTORIAN DUDES WITH CURLY WHITE WIGS

MissAlien: THEIR EYES ARE SO SCARY

h.t undercover: WHY COULDNT YOU KEEP THAT TO YOURSELF

h.t undercover: WE COULD’VE GONE THROUGH THIS WITHOUT EVER KNOWING

MissAlien: I  T R I E D

rocky: WHY DO THEY LOOK LIKE THAT

Midorisaurus: Oh my god

Tapey Tape: Are you guys going to be haunted by George Washington or smth

A Certain Pokémon: SERO STFU

Tapey Tape: No

Sleep Deprived Purple: Denki

Sleep Deprived Purple: Please don’t bring George Washington into the dorms

A Certain Pokémon: i would do anything for you but i cant promise you that

A Certain Pokémon: because you should see the way these heads are looking at us rn

A Certain Pokémon: pure hate

Midorisaurus: I never considered the possibility of dying because of wax heads but

Midorisaurus: I am now

Animal Whisperer: 😨

Tapey Tape: It was nice knowing you guys

h.t undercover: right back at you

MissAlien: STOPPPPP

A Certain Pokémon: WAIT WAIT WAIT

A Certain Pokémon: I HEARD A CLICK

A Certain Pokémon: OH

A Certain Pokémon: OH FINALLY

A Certain Pokémon: COME ON WE’RE RUNNING

Midorisaurus: Let me just apologize to the staff

rocky: same

MissAlien: PLEASE RUN BEFORE YOU TRAUMATIZE THE POOR STAFF ANY FURTHER

h.t undercover: we’re going to get banned aren’t we

-

h.t undercover: we got banned

Mother Mother Superiority: BSHSHHSVSHSH

 

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Mission; Mina’s Blind Date changed to

Mission; Mina’s Asshole Boyfriend by urara  

urara: EMERGENCY

urara: CLOWNS

urara: ASSEMBLE

A Certain Pokémon: YES

Mother Mother Superiority: YES

swish swish: YES

Twinkling Star: yes~ ✨💫

urara: so we all know mina’s dating a senior right

urara: well

urara: i caught him with another girl just 5 MINUTES AGO

Midorisaurus: Oh no

Midorisaurus: What were they doing?

urara: well

urara: they were sharing ice cream at first

urara: but then it turned into this weird poking teasing shit that i didn’t want to see

urara: T H E N

urara: THEY STARTED KISSING 🤢

h.t undercover: EWWWEWE

h.t undercover: EWEWWWWWE

urara: NO IK

urara: I WAS ABOUT TO STORM OVER AND BEAT THE DUDE UP

urara: BUT THEN I THOUGHT

urara: ISNT THIS IS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO SCAR HIM FOREVER

Cake Man: We love you

urara: ik 😚

urara: so

urara: let’s plot murder <3

Bakugod: I’m going to cut the guy’s dick off

Shoto. T: No Bakugo

Shoto. T: We have to make him eat Midnight’s spicy curry before that

Mother Mother Superiority: YES

Mother Mother Superiority: even you couldn’t eat that shit

Bakugod: Shut the fuck up

🐸 : i wonder where she gets the ingredients

🐸 : are they even legal

Midorisaurus: Let’s not get into that

Animal Whisperer: 😡🐗👹

Creaty: Pardon?

swish swish: he used the demon face

swish swish: it’s serious

The Dark Lord: He says he can summon his friend Boar from the mountains

A Certain Pokémon: B O A R 💀

A Certain Pokémon: YOU HAVE A FRIEND BOAR?

Animal Whisperer: ☺️🐗🤝

The Dark Lord: I agree Kouda

The Dark Lord: The guy is not to be forgiven

Iida: I am on board of making this man learn a lesson as well

Iida: Although not the Boar idea

Iida: It threatens public safety

Tapey Tape: YES IIDA

Tapey Tape: @urara You goddamn genius

Tapey Tape: We appreciate you

urara: i feel loved

Tapey Tape: As you should

Tapey Tape: Now

Tapey Tape: Any ideas?

Sleep Deprived Purple: Huh

Sleep Deprived Purple: I’m rewatching friends right now and

Sleep Deprived Purple: I think I got one

rocky: do tell

rocky: because i’m considering bad decisions 🤠

Hands: Oh Kirishima’s mad

Hands: That guy is really going to regret all his life decisions

Hands: Good

rocky: oh i’ll make sure of it

rocky: that is the furthest thing from manly

rocky: @Sleep Deprived Purple continue

Sleep Deprived Purple: So

Sleep Deprived Purple: Can I trust the acting skills you guys improved through the last year?

Bakugod: We pretended to be ghosts with a fucking machete

Sleep Deprived Purple: Fair enough

Sleep Deprived Purple: Listen up

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Creaty: I like how we all have our set of disguises at this point ☺️

swish swish: i literally have a bag in my closet for these situations

swish swish: but i CANNOT believe shoji and kouda kept the costumes 💀

Midorisaurus: Which one??

Tapey Tape: https://images.app.goo.gl/9xj7a7ng8ehGsDw7A

Tapey Tape: That’s our man Shoji

Tapey Tape: https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fm.media-amazon.com%

Tapey Tape: And that’s our sweet Kouda

h.t undercover: icons

Tapey Tape: Icons

Tapey Tape: Also

Tapey Tape: WHY is Sato standing next to Aoyama’s table with a wig

Mother Mother Superiority: he looks like abby lee miller

Tapey Tape: Wait he does

Tapey Tape: BSHAHGSGXH

Cake Man: STOPP

Cake Man: IT WAS THE ONLY ONE AVAILABLE IN THE STORE

Cake Man: LEAVE ME ALONE

Cake Man: IM STANDING HERE SO THAT I CAN EAVESDROP AND MAKE SURE AOYAMA’s FOLLOWING THE SCRIPT

Cake Man: AND TO UPDATE YOU GUYS LIVE

rocky: let’s appreciate sato everyone

Shoto. T: Thank you

🐸 : thank you

urara: thank you <3

Cake Man: <33

Twinkling Star: don’t worry i’ll follow the script 💫✨✨

Twinkling Star: and can i keep this robe 🌟💫

urara: how can we say no

Twinkling Star: 💫✨🌟

Sleep Deprived Purple: Girls

Sleep Deprived Purple: Do you have your water prepared

Mother Mother Superiority: ofc

Sleep Deprived Purple: Eyedrops?

urara: who do you think we are

Creaty: We’re ready

Sleep Deprived Purple: @h.t undercover @ 🐸

Sleep Deprived Purple: All good?

🐸 : yes

rocky: we’re good too

Sleep Deprived Purple: Perfect

Sleep Deprived Purple: Okay I see them

Sleep Deprived: Go for it @Twinkling Star

Twinkling Star: ✨🌟🌟💫

Cake Man: Here we go y’all

Cake Man: Ok Aoyama successfully lured them as a fortune teller

Cake Man: Good he’s following the script

Cake Man: “Young lady, you’re going to make a great decision today, and it’s definitely going to make you happier”

Cake Man: “But as for you, sir…”

Cake Man: “Karma will take place”

Cake Man: Why is he so good 💀

A Certain Pokémon: BABSHVZAJJS

A Certain Pokémon: THE BITCH LOOKS SO SCARED

The Dark Lord: Poor girl doesn’t know anything

The Dark Lord: She looks genuinely confused

Sleep Deprived Purple: Don’t worry

Sleep Deprived Purple: She’ll understand everything by the end

h.t undercover: OH ITS OUR CUE

h.t undercover: LETS GO TSUYU

🐸 : YES

swish swish: everything’s going according to the plan

swish swish: them passing by while gossiping about the bitch

swish swish: “isn’t he the one that-“

swish swish: “oh yeah he is”

swish swish: *proceeds to take pictures*

swish swish: “i wish we had gossip girl in the school”

swish swish: “we could’ve sent this to her”

swish swish: its okay tsuyu

swish swish: we don’t need gossip girl to destroy him 😚

urara: gossip girl was a whole era

Cake Man: It really was

The Dark Lord: Kristen Bell’s voice is so perfect for the role

A Certain Pokémon: TOKOYAMI YOU WATCHED GOSSIP GIRL?

The Dark Lord: Yes

The Dark Lord: I once had a fan page

A Certain Pokémon: what 😀

Shoto. T: Was Serena the blond one or the brunette

Bakugod: The blond one dumbass

Cake Man: OKAY AS MUCH AS I WANNA KNOW HOW BAKUGO WATCHED GOSSIP GIRL

Cake Man: GO KIRISHIMA GO

rocky: brb guys :)

urara: have fun kirishima

Mother Mother Superiority: huh

Mother Mother Superiority: never thought i would see kirishima yelling about how he got his girlfriend taken away while being held back by midoriya and iida but

Mother Mother Superiority: life is so interesting

Creaty: Very much so

Tapey Tape: I love how Shoji and Kouda’s just watching while holding balloons

h.t undercover: and i love how we’re scaring the shit out of that guy

h.t undercover: look at kirishima

h.t undercover: so passionately yelling about his nonexistent ex girlfriend

h.t undercover: and bakugo’s just 😒

Bakugod: My fucking god

A Certain Pokémon: SBHSHSGHSH

A Certain Pokémon: wait here comes the best part

urara: wAIT I HAVENT USED THE EYEDROPS YET

urara: OK READY

The Dark Lord: Shinso

The Dark Lord: I have to admit, this is brilliant

The Dark Lord: Remaking that scene in Friends

🐸 : which episode was it again?

Sleep Deprived Purple: The One After the Super Bowl

Sleep Deprived Purple: https://youtu.be/J3W4dz92WTI

Sleep Deprived Purple: This scene in particular

swish swish: YESSS

swish swish: YES THE WATER SCENE

Cake Man: URARAKA LOOKS SO HAPPY

Cake Man: “You promised I was the only one!”

Cake Man: S P L A S H

Cake Man: “You said you loved me!” - Jirou Kyouka, looking delighted and disgusted at the same time

Cake Man: SPLASH AGAIN

Cake Man: YES YAOMOMO FINISH IT UP

Cake Man: “I respectfully hope you spend a sweet time in hell ☺️

Cake Man: AND PROCEEDS TO DUMP THE WHOLE BOTTLE ONTO HIM

Cake Man: LOVE

Cake Man: LITERAL LOVE

h.t undercover: LOOK AT HIM

h.t undercover: S O A K E D

h.t undercover: wait

h.t undercover: oh

h.t undercover: OHOHOHH

h.t undercover: THE GIRL FINALLY UNDERSTOOD THE SITUATION

Tapey Tape: OOOH SHES MAD

Tapey Tape: …

Tapey Tape: SHOJIII

Tapey Tape: LEGEND

Tapey Tape: ABSOLUTE LEGEND

Tapey Tape: JUST SILENTLY OFFERING A FULL BOTTLE TO THE GIRL AND LETTING HER DUMP EVERY LAST BIT ONTO THE BITCH

The Dark Lord: The satisfaction of watching him get slapped

The Dark Lord: And Kouda handing her a balloon makes everything better

A Certain Pokémon: wait bakugo

A Certain Pokémon: where’s bakugo

🐸 : he’s approaching the guy

🐸 : ??he whispered something into his ear?

Shoto. T: He looks horrified

Shoto. T: As he deserves

Midorisaurus: @Sleep Deprived Purple Your plan went beautifully

Sleep Deprived Purple: Thank you

Sleep Deprived Purple: Now let’s go back and explain everything to Ashido

Sleep Deprived Purple: I set up a camera before all this

A Certain Pokémon: …you’re amazing

Sleep Deprived Purple: :)

Tapey Tape: Make it stop

urara: 🤡

h.t undercover: 🤡

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1-A Homies

 

Sleep Deprived Purple: So yeah

Sleep Deprived Purple: That sums it up

MissAlien: …

MissAlien: i love you guys sm tf

Mother Mother Superiority: we love you too

Mother Mother Superiority: but i gotta say

Mother Mother Superiority: sweety your taste in men is just

Mother Mother Superiority: 💀

MissAlien: i know 😞

MissAlien: but thank you

MissAlien: so much

Animal Whisperer: 😊💕💕

Midorisaurus: Of course

rocky: you’re important

MissAlien: <3

A Certain Pokémon: i was wondering

A Certain Pokémon: bakugo what did you tell the dude

Bakugod: That I got a message from the fortune teller that his dick was going to shrivel up and fall off

Bakugod: Guaranteed, a hundred percent

Shoto. T: ??You put a curse on him?

urara: TODOROKI💀

 

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Hands: Who broke the TV

Midorisaurus: What?

Hands: The TV’s broken

MissAlien: what?

Hands: The TV is no longer working

Mother Mother Superiority: no we know what it means

Mother Mother Superiority: but what?

Hands: I honestly don’t know

Hands: It was already frozen when I came down

Hands: Who was watching Puss in Boots

A Certain Pokémon: what 😀

Shoto. T: ???

Shoto. T: The one from Shrek?

Hands: Yes

Shoto. T: Oh

rocky: I LOVE THAT MOVIE

rocky: HES SO MANLY OMG

Hands: So you were the one watching it?

rocky: no

rocky: i’m out with bakugo rn

rocky: we’re eating crepes and it’s really good

Bakugod: Why

Bakugod: Just why the fuck

rocky: i wanted to share my review 😞

Bakugod: .

MissAlien: puss in boots

MissAlien: his hat is iconic

swish swish: facts

Tapey Tape: I watched it in 3D

Tapey Tape: LIFE changing

rocky: lucky

h.t undercover: the feather tops it off

Iida: I agree!

Mother Mother Superiority: ??iida?

Iida: I am very fond of the Shrek franchise

A Certain Pokémon: YES

A Certain Pokémon: YES IIDA

Cake Man: i love our class president

🐸 : same

Iida: 😁

Creaty: Oh I just remembered

Creaty: Shinso did you get to unbox everything?

Sleep Deprived Purple: Yes

Sleep Deprived Purple: Denki helped a lot

A Certain Pokémon: :D

Creaty: You get to see each other easier now☺️

A Certain Pokémon: you’re so precious 

Mother Mother Superiority: ofc she is

Mother Mother Superiority: thank GOD that mf is gone tho

urara: amen

h.t undercover: amen

🐸 : i like how he was just gone one day

🐸 : poof

The Dark Lord: I will never forget the way everyone’s face lit up when Aizawa broke the news

Bakugod: That fucker deserved it

Bakugod: Grape ass

MissAlien: JSBJSJSBJS

MissAlien: i like how literally nothing changed in our lives

MissAlien: aside from the fact that it got so much better

swish swish: why did it take so long tho

urara: I KNOW

urara: we love you shinso

Animal Whisperer: 😊✊

Sleep Deprived Purple: Thank you

Hands: Okay but

Hands: Puss in boots?

Hands: TV?

The Dark Lord: Right

The Dark Lord: What about the security camera

Cake Man: We took it down a few days after Todoroki stopped sleepwalking

Shoto. T: Oh

Twinkling Star: so nobody was watching puss in boots? 💫

Tapey Tape: If I did I wouldn’t be ashamed to say it

Iida: Indeed

h.t undercover: but why puss in boots out of everything 🤠

The Dark Lord: Good question

swish swish: WAIT GUYS

swish swish: DID YOU WATCH SPIDERMAN YET

swish swish: NO WAY HOME?

Mother Mother Superiority: I WANT TO

Mother Mother Superiority: I BROUGHT THE TICKETS FOR THIS WEEKEND

rocky: SAMESAME

rocky: I LOVE SPIDERMAN

MissAlien: i’m going to watch it for zendaya

A Certain Pokémon: she is GORGEOUS

A Certain Pokémon: i love her

🐸 : don’t we all

Tapey Tape: Get in line

A Certain Pokémon: 😞

Cake Man: Black widow tho

urara: YESS

urara: SHES MY FAVORITE AVENGER

Midorisaurus: Mine’s Iron Man :)

Midorisaurus: But I’ve been thinking about the TV thing

Midorisaurus: My guess is Aizawa-sensei

Creaty: Pardon?

Hands: What?

Midorisaurus: Maybe with Eri

Midorisaurus: Or alone it’s just my guess

Midorisaurus: I’m not sure

h.t undercover: AIZAWA? 💀

Sleep Deprived Purple: Wait

Sleep Deprived Purple: It’s possible

A Certain Pokémon: no way

A Certain Pokémon: that would be hilarious but no way

Sleep Deprived Purple: …Bet?

A Certain Pokémon: ….winner gets to pick the movie for movie night and could choose the ice cream flavor

Sleep Deprived Purple: Deal

A Certain Pokémon: deal <3

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Midorisaurus: …

A Certain Pokémon: …

MissAlien: huh

MissAlien: good luck next time denki

Sleep Deprived Purple: :)

A Certain Pokémon: PLSS

urara: i’m going to get puss in boots merch for aizawa’s birthday

rocky: OMG

rocky: THE HAT

Bakugod: No

Bakugod: The whole costume’s better

Tapey Tape: Holy shit

Tapey Tape: Bakugo? Giving present ideas?

Tapey Tape: The apocalypse has began

Mother Mother Superiority: no

Mother Mother Superiority: it began from the moment he got up at that karaoke stage

Bakugod: Fuck off

Shoto. T: @Sleep Deprived Purple What ice cream flavor are you choosing

Sleep Deprived Purple: That is a very random question

Sleep Deprived Purple: But maybe mint chocolate

MissAlien: excuse me

MissAlien: mint chocolate?

swish swish: here we go

 

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A Certain Pokémon: please help

urara: is your hand stuck again

The Dark Lord: Did you get yourself locked in a room again?

MissAlien: are you crying over an anime again

A Certain Pokémon: no

A Certain Pokémon: is that what you guys expect of me

urara: we love you but yes

A Certain Pokémon: 🧍

Sleep Deprived Purple: Help?

Sleep Deprived Purple: Denki are you okay?

Sleep Deprived Purple: Are you safe?

A Certain Pokémon: no no i’m okay :)

A Certain Pokémon: but yes i need help

A Certain Pokémon: you guys know that i’m on practice patrol rn right?

Mother Mother Superiority: oh RIGHT

Mother Mother Superiority: WHY ARE YOU TEXTING US

A Certain Pokémon: L I S T E N

A Certain Pokémon: i was just walking around after i helped this kid get his balloon back

A Certain Pokémon: he was so cute he had a pikachu shirt on😔

Tapey Tape: He has your merch

A Certain Pokémon: hush

A Certain Pokémon: anyways i was walking and i suddenly heard a bunch of squealing

A Certain Pokémon: i went and i found this guy PROPOSING to his girlfriend in middle of a town square

A Certain Pokémon: i don’t know what his thought process was but let’s not get into that

A Certain Pokémon: so the dude’s just on one knees holding a ring box

A Certain Pokémon: “barbra, you have the most beautiful eyes and i love everything about you”

A Certain Pokémon: this where i would like to point out that the girl had the WACKIEST shoes on

A Certain Pokémon: lemme find it

A Certain Pokémon: https://images.app.goo.gl/4Bvdh1JZRWCymUeb9

A Certain Pokémon: YES

A Certain Pokémon: THIS

h.t undercover: OH MY GOD

Creaty: Oh my god

swish swish: IS THAT BARBIE

Hands: @Shoto. T

Hands: Familiar?

Shoto. T: ???

Shoto. T: Oh

Shoto. T: You mean the lady who had a husband that collected doll heads?

rocky: OMG I REMEMBER HER

rocky: she’s alive right

Shoto. T: I don’t know she never contacted me again

rocky: 😀

A Certain Pokémon: GUYS

rocky: OH SORRY

A Certain Pokémon: SO ANYWAYS THE GUY SAYS SHIT LIKE

A Certain Pokémon: “i knew you were the one from the moment i saw you punch that dj”

🐸 : what

A Certain Pokémon: i don’t know 😞

A Certain Pokémon: then he finally said “will you make me the happiest man in the world and become my wife?”

A Certain Pokémon: and let me tell you

A Certain Pokémon: dear barbra LITERALLY LOOKED LIKE 😐

A Certain Pokémon: AND WITHOUT HESITATION SHE SAID

A Certain Pokémon: yeah no i’m not gonna do that

A Certain Pokémon: SHE SAID THOSE EXACT WORDS

Cake Man: BARBRA

Cake Man: N O

Cake Man: NOOO

A Certain Pokémon: THATS LITERALLY WHAT THE DUDE SAID WHEN SHE WALKED AWAY💀

Midorisaurus: Is he okay???

A Certain Pokémon: he’s not that’s why i’m texting you guys

A Certain Pokémon: i gave him a bunch of tissues and we’re sitting on a bench rn

A Certain Pokémon: WHAT DO I DO

Tapey Tape: Todoroki

Tapey Tape: We need you

Shoto. T: What am I supposed to do

Tapey Tape: I thought you’re an expert

Shoto. T: I never dealt with rejected proposals

Tapey Tape: Oh

Tapey Tape: Bye Denki you’re on your own

A Certain Pokémon: S E R O

MissAlien: i’m still trying to figure out how they met

MissAlien: punch a dj?

MissAlien: did they play jake paul or smth

Hands: If they did I would punch them too

MissAlien: i mean same

A Certain Pokémon: GUYS HES BAWLING PLS HELP

Iida: How about playing whale sounds?

Iida: They calm me down a lot!

The Dark Lord: Whale??

Iida: Yes!

Iida: Whales 😁

A Certain Pokémon: OKAY I’LL TRY

The Dark Lord: Seriously?

The Dark Lord: Wow okay

swish swish: i listen to city noises

h.t undercover: city noises?

h.t undercover: like car honks and angry civilians?

swish swish: especially angry civilians 

Bakugod: What the fuck are you all listening to

Iida: Meditation!

Bakugod: Whales aren’t meditation dumbass

Bakugod: Why the fuck do I even try anymore

A Certain Pokémon: IT BACKFIRED

A Certain Pokémon: THE WHALE PLAN

A Certain Pokémon: DUDE STARTED TALKING ABOUT HOW HE HAD A DATE WITH HER IN AN AQUARIUM

A Certain Pokémon: AND HE SHOWED ME A KEYCHAIN OF NEMO

urara: i wanna watch nemo

Animal Whisperer: 🥰🥰

Sleep Deprived Purple: Uh

Sleep Deprived Purple: Cat videos?

Sleep Deprived Purple: Maybe?

The Dark Lord: Why are we still going with animals

A Certain Pokémon: okay i’ll try that

The Dark Lord: Why.

A Certain Pokémon: …

A Certain Pokémon: NOO

A Certain Pokémon: HE SAID HE WENT TO A CAT CAFÉ WITH HER??

A Certain Pokémon: IDK HES HICCUPING SO MUCH

urara: OKAY

urara: UM

urara: UM

urara: FOOD GET HIM FOOD

urara: IS THERE ANYTHING AROUND THERE

A Certain Pokémon: A MILKSHAKE STAND

MissAlien: OKAY GO GO GO

swish swish: sato can you make us milkshakes

Cake Man: My blender broke 😞

swish swish: Oh 😔

🐸 : cookies and cream milkshakes are superior and i stand by it

Midorisaurus: Vanilla!

rocky:  strawberry :)

Mother Mother Superiority: It’s double chocolate

Sleep Deprived Purple: Mint chocolate

MissAlien: what is wrong with you

Sleep Deprived Purple: What do you guys have against mint chocolate

MissAlien: it’s just no

MissAlien: simple no

Hands: I agree with Shinso

Hands: Mint is good

Mother Mother Superiority: why is mint chocolate so controversial

Mother Mother Superiority: same with pineapple on pizza

Cake Man: Oh HELL no

h.t undercover: nope nope no

Bakugod: You dumb shits are tasteless

Animal Whisperer: 🍍 🍕😨??

rocky: oh my god bakugo

rocky: i

rocky: i need a moment

Tapey Tape: DAMN

Tapey Tape: @Bakugod Your boyfriend literally covered his mouth with a whole gasp

Tapey Tape: Even he can’t let pineapple pizza pass

Bakugod: What the fuck

A Certain Pokémon: GUYS??

A Certain Pokémon: I BOUGHT THE MILKSHAKE AND WENT BACK TO THE BENCH

Hands: What milkshake

A Certain Pokémon: cookies and cream

🐸 : YES

A Certain Pokémon: NO NOT YES

A Certain Pokémon: THERES THIS RANDOM OLD GUY SITTING NEXT TO THE DUDE NOW

A Certain Pokémon: AND HE SAID  HE GOT DIVORCED 7 TIMES???

A Certain Pokémon: THE BARBRA MAN ISNT EVEN CRYING ANYMORE HES JUST SITTING THERE LOOKING CONFUSED

A Certain Pokémon: AND THE OLD GUY SAID SOME RACIST SHIT I WANNA RUN AWAY 😭

swish swish: what does he look like

A Certain Pokémon: CONFUSED I JUST TOLD YOU

swish swish: I MEANT THE OLD GUY

A Certain Pokémon: OH

A Certain Pokémon: HE HAS GLASSES AND WHITE HAIR

Mother Mother Superiority: why does he sound like that dude from community

swish swish: EXACTLY

The Dark Lord: Community is amazing

Tapey Tape: FACTSFACTS

A Certain Pokémon: okay the old guy just weirdly winked at me and said ‘i got it from here’

A Certain Pokémon: i shoved the milkshake into barbra dude’s hand and  r a n

Shoto. T: ??What?

A Certain Pokémon: NO IK

A Certain Pokémon: i don’t want to do practice patrol ever again

🐸: you have one next friday

A Certain Pokémon: …

A Certain Pokémon: did i kill someone in my past life or something 

Mother Mother Superiority: good question 

A Certain Pokémon: 😞

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Mother Mother Superiority: i hate it here

A Certain Pokémon: same

h.t undercover: same

🐸 : it can’t be THAT bad

A Certain Pokémon: tsuyu sweety

A Certain Certain Pokémon: i am out here walking with 25 balloons in hand

A Certain Pokémon: i apologized to at least a dozen people in the last four minutes

Hands: Didn’t you specifically say you wanted to take care of balloons?

A Certain Pokémon: dealing with pissed looks wasn’t part of the deal

Iida: We’re supposed to deliver the perfect birthday party, guys!

Certain Pokémon: it’s a birthday party for a FIVE YEAR OLD who we never even met

Bakugod: Why the fuck are we doing this

Iida: The boy is the son of Principal Nezu’s good friend

Mother Mother Superiority: that doesn’t explain why

Iida: Apparently, the party staffs cancelled last minute and there was nobody

Iida: Let’s consider it a good training 👍

urara: iida we love you but

urara: what training

urara: are we going to plan a bunch of birthday parties in the future?

Iida: You never know 😁

urara: 💀

swish swish: how is a five year old’s party this huge

swish swish: mine was just eating cupcakes while watching thomas & friends

MissAlien: thomas scares me

Tapey Tape: Why is he gray

Tapey Tape: And why are there so many other trains

The Dark Lord: It’s called Thomas & Friends for a reason

Tapey Tape: Can’t it be like 3

The Dark Lord: The story won’t be interesting

Tapey Tape: It’s interesting?

The Dark Lord: You never watched it?

Tapey Tape: I was a Disney kid

h.t undercover: PHINEAS AND FERB IS THE BEST

Cake Man: DONT FORGET HANNAH MONTANA

🐸 : kc undercover <3

Tapey Tape: Y E S

Mother Mother Superiority: truly an icon

Midorisaurus: I was a Cartoon Network kid :)

Midorisaurus: Kacchan too I think

MissAlien: omg same

MissAlien: what did you guys watch

Midorisaurus: My favorite was Adventure Times

Midorisaurus: I’m not sure if I’m allowed to say anything about Kacchan

Bakugod: No.

Bakugod: Don’t even fucking THINK about it

MissAlien: bakugo shut up

MissAlien: @Midorisaurus continue😚

Midorisaurus: Well

Midorisaurus: He liked Teen Titans

Midorisaurus: But he used to watch Powerpuff girls a lot

MissAlien: …

MissAlien: N O

MissAlien: OHMYGODBJSJSNAK

Bakugod: I SWEAR TO THE FUCKING GOD

Bakugod: YOU FUCKER

Cake Man: You have nothing to be ashamed of Bakugo

Cake Man: Powerpuff girls is amazing

rocky: EXACTLY

rocky: i love bubbles sm ☺️

Animal Whisperer: 🥰🥰🌸

rocky: blossom?

Animal Whisperer: 😆

rocky: <3

Bakugod: DEKU IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU

Sleep Deprived Purple: Okay not to break up whatever that’s going on rn but

Sleep Deprived Purple: We have an emergency

Sleep Deprived Purple: It’s about the cake

🐸 : the cake?

Sleep Deprived Purple: Yes

Sleep Deprived Purple: It’s the wrong one

Iida: What do you mean?

Sleep Deprived Purple: No like

Sleep Deprived Purple: It’s the wrong one

Sleep Deprived Purple: And they messed up BAD

Mother Mother Superiority: ???

Sleep Deprived Purple: It says

Sleep Deprived Purple: “Happy 39th Birthday Jeremy”

Sleep Deprived Purple: Then under that there’s a random 🗿 drawing 

Sleep Deprived Purple: Absolutely no context whatsoever

Sleep Deprived Purple: So unless the kid is 39 years old and has a connection to ancient statues, it’s the wrong cake

Tapey Tape: Who the fuck is Jeremy 💀

The Dark Lord: Isn’t the kid’s name Hiro?

urara: no why are we not talking about the 39 years old part?

swish swish: no what’s up with the Moai

Creaty: Maybe Jeremy is an archaeologist?

h.t undercover: WHAT THE FUCK 😭

The Dark Lord: What do we do

The Dark Lord: Should we chase down the delivery man?

Cake Man: Maybe we can replace the name and the age

Hands: What about the Moai

Cake Man: Uh

Cake Man: Change it into something else?

MissAlien: the troll dude from trolls

Shoto. T: Oh

Shoto. T: https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fw7.pngwing.

Shoto. T: Him?

MissAlien: yes

rocky: w h y

MissAlien: they’re both gray

urara: thomas is gray

The Dark Lord: Why are we going back to Thomas

urara: idk 😞

A Certain Pokémon: IM BACK

A Certain Pokémon: 🧍

A Certain Pokémon: WHAT is going on

Iida: Let’s remain calm :)

Iida: We’ll think of something

Iida: And thank you for the balloons, Kaminari!

A Certain Pokémon: you’re welcome

A Certain Pokémon: oh btw one mickey mouse balloon floated away by the wind

A Certain Pokémon: i didn’t like his expression anyway

Mother Mother Superiority: was it on purpose?

A Certain Pokémon: good question

Hands: We finished setting up the decorations

Hands: We have piñata, pizza, games, some snacks

Hands: I think we’re good for now

h.t undercover: why couldn’t this kid just do a party at a trampoline park

rocky: oh i love that place

h.t undercover: who doesn’t

Cake Man: Let’s relax

Cake Man: Maybe it’ll go smoothly


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Cake Man: Yeah I take back what I said

Cake Man: @Bakugod How’s your head?

Bakugod: Fuck off

Bakugod: I’m fucking suing

Mother Mother Superiority: The piñata company or the kid

Bakugo: Both

Tapey Tape: No because that was the HIGHLIGHT of my day

Tapey Tape: Seeing you get hit instead of the piñata might be the funniest shit I have ever seen

A Certain Pokémon: it was the rage in his eyes for me

Bakugod: This is why I fucking hate you all

MissAlien: no you love us

Bakugod: Hell no

rocky: you don’t have a concussion, right?

Bakugod: No

rocky: okay :)

rocky: i’ll bring some korean noodles when we get back

Bakugod: .

MissAlien: ugh

Tapey Tape: Ugh

Mother Mother Superiority: ugh

h.t undercover: you have a gf

Creaty: ☺️

Mother Mother Superiority: <3

Bakugod: Shut the fuck up

Hands: At least the cake problem was fixed

Midorisaurus: Thank god Hiro wasn’t upset about the supermarket cupcakes

🐸 : i wonder what happened to jeremy

rocky: the fact that we actually ate his cake

rocky: poor dude

Sleep Deprived Purple: Okay but can we all agree that we’re never doing this again?

A Certain Pokémon: if i’m representing the rest of the class, yes

A Certain Pokémon: never again

Tapey Tape: Don’t we always jinx shit like this

Hands: Stop.

 

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urara: okay so

urara: @Cake Man

urara: our lovely chef baker and friend

urara: we might?? need you to tell you something?

Cake Man: Yes?

Sleep Deprived Purple: I don’t have a good feeling about this

urara: um

urara: first, the fire alarm just stopped ringing a second ago

urara: second, the whole of the common room smells like death

urara: third, we are all sad

🐸 : oh

Iida: ???

Cake Man: What 😀

rocky: she summed it all up

rocky: we were making cookies

rocky: no

rocky: *tried to make cookies

Mother Mother Superiority: we left an hour ago.

rocky: i know 😞

rocky: but turning cookies into ashes wasn’t part of the plan

Midorisaurus: I would be surprised if it was

Hands: @Shoto. T @The Dark Lord

Hands: Didn’t we leave you guys to make sure the dorm doesn’t burn down

Shoto. T: I’m sorry

The Dark Lord: My apologies

The Dark Lord: I tried to put the fire out using Dark Shadow but

The Dark Lord: It didn’t go very well

Iida: There was an actual fire?

urara: hush

A Certain Pokémon: i’m surprised that i didn’t take any part in this incident

Mother Mother Superiority: same

A Certain Pokémon: i mean

A Certain Pokémon: i’m one of the main reasons why chaos happens around here

A Certain Pokémon: but this cookie shit is on you guys

Tapey Tape: Denki you cannot imagine the smell we’re facing rn

A Certain Pokémon: sucks to be you <3

Tapey Tape: I thought we were friends

rocky: me too 😞

urara: me too 😞

MissAlien: me too 😞

Shoto. T: We’re not friends??

A Certain Pokémon: NO WE ARE

A Certain Pokémon: really reconsidering sero though

Tapey Tape: Fuck you

A Certain Pokémon: you literally ate my whole burger when I said ONE BITE

Tapey Tape: Oh

Tapey Tape: 🤠🙏

Twinkling Star: one sick betrayal 💫

Creaty: I agree

A Certain Pokémon: THANK YOU

Cake Man: The cookies?

Cake Man: Hello?

swish swish: how tf did the whole thing even happen 💀

rocky: so you know how cookies make everyone happy?

Shoto. T: What about the people who don’t like them

rocky: …

rocky: so you know how cookies make most people happy?

h.t undercover: yes <3

rocky: and you know how the teachers seem stressed these days?

Hands: Yes

Hands: I saw Present Mic stare at nothing for five minutes straight

Midorisaurus: And I saw the principal eat countless cheese in one sitting

Midorisaurus: Not one word either

Mother Mother Superiority: oh that is NOT good

Animal Whisperer: 😰

rocky: yes

rocky: so while you guys were out for that new project thing

rocky: the rest of us decided to make cookies for all the teachers

MissAlien: we were bored

Sleep Deprived Purple: That’s a nice gesture

Sleep Deprived Purple: If only you guys almost didn’t set the dorm on fire

urara: you could’ve stopped at ‘that’s a nice gesture’

Sleep Deprived Purple: 🙂

rocky: anyways we made all the doughs and put them into cute shapes and decorated them

rocky: but then we started playing mario kart and got distracted

🐸 : who won?

rocky: tokoyami with his cat cruiser and princess peach

rocky: so manly

h.t undercover: BAJBABSBSHAAJJ

h.t undercover: WE LOVE YOU TOKOYAMI

The Dark Lord: Thank you

The Dark Lord: But we also made the most disastrous cookies in history

Cake Man: Please tell me you guys didn’t somehow break the oven 😀

Shoto. T: We don’t know for sure

Cake Man: N O

swish swish: i’m surprised Aizawa didn’t come running

Tapey Tape: He still might

MissAlien: stop.

Cake Man: Okay no I have to check on the oven

Cake Man: I’m going back

Creaty: Then we’re all going back with you!

Cake Man: Ily momo

Cake Man: @Mother Mother Superiority You’re literally the luckiest person on earth

Creaty: ☺️

Mother Mother Superiority: <3

Cake Man: Also

Cake Man: I’m literally going to make you all pay if the oven is broken

urara: 🧍

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Bakugod: What the actual fuck

Bakugod: Jesus

Bakugod: Why does the principal’s face on the cookie look like a demon

Bakugod: And why is it the only one that still has color

A Certain Pokémon: nezu’s supernatural powers?

Hands: His supernatural forces kept the frosting from melting?

Shoto. T: Nezu has supernatural powers?

A Certain Pokémon: idk he’s a literal mystery 😭

Iida: It really was a nice gesture

Iida: But why did you go with cookies?

MissAlien: food is the best way to show love

urara: 100% agree

urara: i literally drew faces on bananas and gave them to my crush in kindergarten

Animal Whisperer: ?? 🍌🍌

urara: they were cute faces

Animal Whisperer: 🥰

Twinkling Star: food can be a romantic gesture too 🌟

swish swish: you’re so right

Creaty: So are we still going to make something for the teachers??

Tapey Tape: Maybe we can go with Uraraka’s banana thing

urara: omg

Bakugod: No

Tapey Tape: Why

Bakugod: Hell no

Tapey Tape: Do you know what communicating is

Bakugod: Shut the fuck up

Cake Man: Either way you guys aren’t allowed to bake anything for the next five months

rocky: noted 😞

 

 

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Shoto. T: Guys

Shoto. T: I’m kind of lost

MissAlien: what

urara: what

Midorisaurus: What?

Midorisaurus: Are you okay?

Midorisaurus: What happened?

Shoto. T: I was on the train and I fell asleep

Shoto. T: And I missed my stop and went all the way to the last station

Shoto. T: I don’t know where I am

Bakugod: HAH

Bakugod: Can’t be me

MissAlien: bakugo stfu

Bakugod: You stfu

MissAlien: you’re homophobic

Bakugod: What the fuck??

MissAlien: bae people can be gay and homophobic at the same time

Bakugod: Jesus

Bakugod: God this is why I fucking hate this class

Tapey Tape: Nah you love us

rocky: he really does

rocky: i promise <3

Bakugod: God

🐸 : s t o p

🐸 : @Shoto. T what station are you at

Shoto. T: Let me check

Shoto. T: Huh

Shoto. T: It says Shikabane station?

Hands: …

Creaty: …

Iida: …

Iida: Shikabane means corpse

The Dark Lord: …Corpse station?

swish swish: corpse station 😀

Sleep Deprived Purple: Wtf is corpse station

Midorisaurus: Oh my god

Midorisaurus: Can you get out?

Midorisaurus: Please get out

Shoto. T: There’s an exit gate but it’s broken

Shoto. T: It’s not loading my ticket

Shoto. T: And it’s pretty dark outside for some reason

MissAlien: ??it’s 4 in the afternoon

Shoto. T: I know

Shoto. T: It’s really strange

A Certain Pokémon: HOW ARE YOU NOT FREAKING OUT

Shoto. T: I am

Shoto. T: I don’t know how to get out

Tapey Tape: How is this freaking out 💀

Sleep Deprived Purple: Um

Sleep Deprived Purple: I searched up that station

Sleep Deprived Purple: There’s nothing

Iida: What do you mean?

Sleep Deprived Purple: It doesn’t exist

MissAlien: …

MissAlien: oh FUCK NO

Cake Man: N O

Cake Man: WHAT

Cake Man: NO

Hands: I checked too

Hands: No search result

Hands: Google map doesn’t have anything related either

Mother Mother Superiority: @Shoto. T run

Mother Mother Superiority: like RIGHT NOW

Shoto. T: To where?

Mother Mother Superiority: IDK JUST RUN

Shoto. T: There’s only the tunnel

Mother Mother Superiority: okay maybe not

swish swish: a tunnel is never a good idea

swish swish: you know how many scary shit happens there?

Animal Whisperer: 😨

Hands: I just checked an actual map

Hands: *A printed map

Hands: Still nothing

Shoto. T: I walked around the platform and nobody’s here

Shoto. T: And the benches are all rusty

A Certain Pokémon: oh i don’t like this

A Certain Pokémon: i don’t like this one bit

Iida: You can still text, so there’s service around there?

Shoto. T: I guess?

Shoto. T: Wow it’s really dark

Tapey Tape: I’ll say it again and again

Tapey Tape: HOW IS THIS FREAKING OUT

urara: i would be in tears

Tapey Tape: Same

Shoto. T: Wait

Shoto. T: I think I see a person

The Dark Lord: Oh

rocky: o h

Twinkling Star: please stop 💫

Shoto. T: It’s a man

Shoto. T: He’s pretty far but I think he’s telling me to come over?

swish swish: https://images.app.goo.gl/rn74n6iq4eAk7tj79

Mother Mother Superiority: omg that meme  gives me major flashbacks

Cake Man: I KNOW

Midorisaurus:  @Shoto. T What does the man look like?

Shoto. T: Um

Shoto. T: It’s a grandpa

h.t undercover: good grandpa or bad grandpa

Shoto. T: He has a stick and won’t stop smiling and he’s limping

h.t undercover: 😀 that is not a good grandpa The Dark Lord: Did you approach him?

Shoto. T: Maybe

The Dark Lord: Oh

Shoto. T: Huh

Shoto. T: He seems nice?

Shoto. T: I don’t know I’m not that close to him

Tapey Tapey: That is a MAJOR red flag

urara: todoroki.

urara: have you ever watched a horror movie?

Shoto. T: ??Yes

Shoto. T: I watched Child’s Play

A Certain Pokémon: 😞 if only chucky can help you rn

A Certain Pokémon: he is a menace

MissAlien: if he’s not a menace what is he 💀

A Certain Pokémon: a possessed doll?

Mother Mother Superiority: that is a literal definition of menace

A Certain Pokémon: 🧍

Shoto. T: Oh

Shoto. T: Um

Shoto. T: The grandpa is saying weird things now

Cake Man: Like??

Shoto. T: “You are a very lucky young man” and “do you like scary movies?”

Sleep Deprived Purple: Isn’t that an actual quote from Scream

swish swish: OH FUCK NO

swish swish: NOPE

swish swish: TODOROKI IDC IF THERES ONLY A TUNNEL JUST RUN

Midorisaurus: YES PLEASE RUN

Tapey Tape: Midoriya’s typing in all caps holy shit

Creaty: Is there really nothing but a tunnel??

Shoto. T: There’s a forest at the end of the tracks but it’s really dark

h.t undercover: IS THIS TWILIGHT ZONE IRL OR SMTH??

Animal Whisperer: 😨😨😨😨

Shoto. T: Oh

Shoto. T: Oh a lady is here too

rocky: wh at 😃

MissAlien: a LADY

Shoto. T: Yes

Shoto. T: Shes wearing a hat and a dress

Shoto. T: Holding a music box?

Shoto. T: I don’t like the melody

🐸 : this is getting worse by the second

🐸 : STOP TEXTING US AND RUN

A Certain Pokémon: EXACTLY WHY AND HOW ARE YOU STILL TEXTING US

Shoto. T: To keep you guys updated if anything happens

urara: sweety shit is already happening 💀

Bakugod: Use your quirk, you dumb shit

Shoto. T: But they’re civilians I cant hurt them

Bakugod: HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY CIVILIANS

Bakugod: FUCKING HELL ARE YOU BLIND

Sleep Deprived Purple: I really don’t want to say this but Bakugo’s right

Sleep Deprived Purple: An old man and a woman being weird in a place called corpse station

Sleep Deprived Purple: They’re definitely not normal

Shoto. T: Um

Shoto. T: The man stopped limping and is walking really fast right now

Shoto. T: And the lady is walking all wobbly and she’s muttering something

Shoto. T:  Oh they’re coming closer

swish swish: holy fuck

Iida: This isn’t good

Iida: Should I alert the teachers?

rocky: a music box is NEVER good

rocky: conjuring proves that

h.t undercover: PLS NOT CONJURING

urara: the lady’s description reminds me of hachishakusama and IT IS HORRIBLE

Twinkling Star: STOP 💫

urara: IM SORRY

The Dark Lord: This whole thing is like an urban legend

The Dark Lord: And it’s not a good one

MissAlien: ARE URBAN LEGENDS EVER GOOD??

The Dark Lord: Great question

A Certain Pokémon: T OKOYAMI

The Dark Lord: I apologize

Cake Man: GUYS IS TODOROKI ALIVE

Sleep Deprived Purple: Hey Todoroki

Mother Mother Superiority: ayo todoroki

Mother Mother Superiority : todoroki??

Midorisaurus: @Shoto. T PLEASE ANSWER

Shoto. T: Hello

Shoto. T: Hi

Tapey Tape: NO NOT HELLO 💀

Tapey Tape: WTF HAPPENED

Tapey Tape: ARE YOU STILL TODOROKI?

Shoto. T: ?Yes??

Shoto. T: What do you mean?

Tapey Tape: You’re not possessed, right?

Shoto. T: Probably not

h.t undercover: p r o b a b l y

Shoto. T: I mean

Shoto. T: It was all fake

Creaty: Pardon?

Sleep Deprived Purple: What?

Mother Mother Superiority: huh?

Shoto. T: Turns out it was for a tv prank show

Shoto. T: They picked up an abandoned station and made it look scary

Hands: And you were the victim?

Shoto. T: Victim?

Shoto. T: I don’t know

Shoto. T: But they’re all nice

swish swish: fam they literally pulled a traumatizing stunt 💀

Tapey Tape: What’s the name of the show?

Shoto. T: They said it’s “Prankster! All Jokes and Fun”

Twinkling Star: hm 🌟

rocky: why are you calling them nice 🤠

Shoto. T: Well they’re offering me candy

Shoto. T: It looks old

Shoto. T: I’ve never seen it

🐸 : maybe it’s a classic

Midorisaurus: Please don’t eat it

Shoto. T: They’re being pretty persistent

Midorisaurus: But don’t eat it

Shoto. T: Okay :)

Shoto. T: Oh a train came

Shoto. T: I guess I can go home now?

Cake Man: YES

Cake Man: JUMP ONTO THAT TRAIN RN

Midorisaurus: Yes do that

Midorisaurus: Even if it was a prank that was terrifying

Shoto. T: They’re still trying to give me the candy

Shoto. T: I said no and got on the train

Shoto. T: They look kind of upset?

MissAlien: don’t care about it sweety

MissAlien: that was a really shitty prank tho

h.t undercover: I KNOW

h.t undercover: literally wtf

rocky: todoroki you’re so manly

rocky: i would’ve freaked out REALLY bad

Shoto. T: No I was freaking out

rocky: you still did an amazing job at hiding it

Shoto. T: Thank you

Midorisaurus: So you’re safe now?

Midorisaurus: You can come back?

Shoto. T: Yes

Shoto. T: The engineer announced that we’ll arrive at Musutafu after a few stops

Midorisaurus: Oh thank god

Shoto. T: :)

A Certain Pokémon: i would’ve actually pissed myself

Mother Mother Superiority: nah you would’ve fainted first

A Certain Pokémon: 😞

A Certain Pokémon: i hate how you’re right

Mother Mother Superiority: 🤟

 

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Tapey Tape: Y’all

Tapey Tape: I’m actually terrified rn

urara: ??what happened

Tapey Tape: Um

Tapey Tape: That prank show

Tapey Tape: Yk “Prankster! All Jokes and Fun”

Tapey Tape: It’s 52 years old

Creaty: Wow

Creaty: So they have been running for a long time

Tapey Tape: That’s the thing

Tapey Tape: It ended 49 years ago

Iida: …

Iida: I’m sorry?

Tapey Tape: Yes

Tapey Tape: It ended in 1973

Tapey Tape: The show doesn’t exist

Tapey Tape: Not anymore

h.t undercover: no way

h.t undercover: no

h.t undercover: i refuse to believe that

Shoto. T: …oh

Shoto. T: That explains the candy

Shoto. T: And the outfits and the hairstyles

Mother Mother Superiority: you didn’t tell us anything about the outfits and hairstyles

Shoto. T: I didn’t think they mattered

Sleep Deprived Purple: Holy shit

Sleep Deprived Purple: So they were ghosts?

Sleep Deprived Purple: Like actual ghosts ghosts?

Tapey Tape: I have no idea 💀

Animal Whisperer: 😨

The Dark Lord: Wait

The Dark Lord: @Shoto. T You said they offered you candy, right?

The Dark Lord: And they really wanted you to eat it?

Shoto. T: Yes

The Dark Lord: Oh my god

The Dark Lord: That makes sense

swish swish: wdym

The Dark Lord: You know that Greek mythology of Persephone and a Pomegranate?

The Dark Lord: Persephone ate a few seeds of pomegranate from the underworld and ended up being stuck in the underworld

The Dark Lord: So consuming something that’s from the underworld will forever bound the person to the underworld

The Dark Lord: I think that’s what they were trying to do

The Dark Lord: To make Todoroki eat the candy and never let him out

The Dark Lord: They might not have been in the underworld, but they were still offering something from a place that is clearly not normal

A Certain Pokémon: …

A Certain Pokémon: okay THAT IS THE CREEPIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER READ

A Certain Pokémon: WHY WOULD YOU TELL US THAT

The Dark Lord: I thought that was an important information

Cake Man: Oh that is TERRIFYING

Hands: Why do we have so many connections to paranormal things

Mother Mother Superiority: I KNOW

Shoto. T: So if I ate that candy

Shoto. T: I would’ve stayed there forever?

Tapey Tape: 😀

urara: that concludes it

urara: i’m never sleeping on a train again

Twinkling Star: same 💫

🐸 : wait

🐸 : if the show doesn’t exist and those people were literal ghosts

🐸 : is shikabane station still real?

🐸 : is it an actual place?

Midorisaurus: …Let’s not get into that

Creaty: I agree

swish swish: i cannot do this anymore

MissAlien: s a m e

 

 

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MissAlien: guys

Sleep Deprived Purple: What now?

MissAlien: wdym what now??

Sleep Deprived Purple: It’s never good when someone in this class begins the conversation with ‘guys’

MissAlien: okay fair

MissAlien: i think we’re really fucked

Iida: Who’s we?

Twinkling Star: me 💫

swish swish: me

Hands: Me

h.t undercover: me

MissAlien: me 😚

Midorisaurus: What happened?

MissAlien: so like

MissAlien: yk how we’re out grocery shopping right?

MissAlien: we were on our way back when we got stopped by this group of people

Shoto. T: A cult?

MissAlien: no 💀

Hands: A cult is probably better than this

MissAlien: bae don’t be negative

Hands: What’s not to be negative about this

Hands: This is my nightmare

Midorisaurus: What’s going on?

h.t undercover: we were dragged into a glee club

Creaty: Excuse me?

Cake Man: What?

A Certain Pokémon: oh my god

A Certain Pokémon: glee club?

A Certain Pokémon: like

A Certain Pokémon: singing and dancing glee club?

Hands: Is there any other glee club?

Mother Mother Superiority: explain the situation

Mother Mother Superiority: NOW

Tapey Tape: PLEASE do

MissAlien: like i said, we were walking when we got stopped by a bunch of people

MissAlien: they’re in these costumes looking like that thing from squid game

Animal Whisperer: ??

MissAlien: https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fsquidshow.com

Animal Whisperer: 😶

MissAlien: yes.

MissAlien: they were all freaking when we passed by but then got quiet

MissAlien: THEN

MissAlien: THEY STARTED CLINGING ONTO US AND BEGGING US TO HELP THEM WITH A PERFORMANCE

urara: 🧍

h.t undercover: NO LITERALLY

h.t undercover: WE WERE JUST STANDING THERE WHEN THEY STARTED TALKING AB HOW THEY WERE MISSING MEMBERS

Twinkling Star: margaret’s shoulder got dislocated so she went to the hospital 💫

Twinkling Star: joe has his a shift at pizza hut so he couldn’t make it

Twinkling Star: linda’s going to a book signing event 💫

Twinkling Star: glenn is just simply missing ⭐️

Twinkling Star: and i think tristian went to church? 🌟

The Dark Lord: How did you remember all that

Twinkling Star:

h.t undercover: THIS WOMAN LITERALLY TOLD US TO HELP THEM OUT BECAUSE WE’RE ASPIRING HEROS AND HEROS HELP PEOPLE??

h.t undercover: like girlie i wanna be a hero not a broadway star

h.t undercover: but she still dragged us along

h.t undercover: the disrespect

rocky: you can have your Rachel Berry moment

🐸 : oh my god

🐸 : glee

🐸 : i buried that show DEEP in my memory

🐸 : now it’s all coming back and it’s honestly traumatizing

swish swish: STOP

swish swish: we’re already backstage and i feel so stupid in these overalls

swish swish: being reminded of that show doesn’t help 😞

🐸 : i’m sorry

Hands: I look terrifying

Sleep Deprived Purple: The self acknowledgment

A Certain Pokémon: don’t worry i’m sure you look fine <3

Hands: No

Hands: I look like i abduct children

urara: SHOJI 💀

Hands: It’s the truth

Twinkling Star: i like this costume

swish swish: because you look good in it

Twinkling Star: !thank you ⭐️

MissAlien: PLS THEY ACTUALLY TOLD US TO JUST STAND DURING THE PERFORMANCE AND DO NOTHING

MissAlien: “just lip sync and sway on the spot”

MissAlien: stfu

rocky: what’s the performance even for?

MissAlien: it’s some random community thing idk 😭

MissAlien: they just need enough people to fill the stage

h.t undercover: don’t forget the fact that they’re singing demi lovato and justin bieber

Mother Mother Superiority: you’re kidding

h.t undercover: unfortunately not 😔

h.t undercover: it’s cool for the summer and BABY

Cake Man: N O

h.t undercover: YES

Bakugod: Isn’t cool for the summer that fucking episode song?

Tapey Tape: …

Tapey Tape: Bakugo.

Tapey Tape: YOU PLAYED EPISODE?

Bakugod: No

Tapey Tape: LIES

Tapey Tapey: L I E S

Tapey Tape: WHY’D YOU ASK THEN

Bakugod: DEKU USED TO PLAY IT ALL THE TIME

Midorisaurus: ??I didn’t?

The Dark Lord: Huh

The Dark Lord: Do you know what episode is?

Midorisaurus: Wait

Midorisaurus: Is it that game where you get to choose your story?

Tapey Tape: YES

Midorisaurus: Ohhh

Midorisaurus: Kacchan you played it a lot!

Midorisaurus: I remember you really liking it

Sleep Deprived Purple: Busted

 

@Bakugod left 1-A homies.

 

@rocky added @Bakugod to 1-A homies.

 

rocky: don’t be ashamed i loved episode

rocky: ngl still do

urara: SAME

MissAlien: YALL THIS ISNT THE TIME TO TALK ABOUT THAT DAMN GAME

MissAlien: WE ARE IN CRISIS

Cake Man: HOW ARE YOU STILL TEXTING

Cake Man: DID YOU BRING YOUR PHONE TO THE STAGE 💀

MissAlien: CONSIDERED IT BUT NO

MissAlien: SIR GLENN CAME BACK AND TOOK OVER MY ROLE

MissAlien: A ROLE I NEVER NEEDED AND NEVER WILL

MissAlien: THE PERFORMANCE HASNT STARTED YET THO

The Dark Lord: Where was he?

MissAlien: apparently he got hit by a car on the way

MissAlien: he’s somehow alive

MissAlien: his dedication

Tapey Tape: Glenn is THE man

MissAlien: OH ITS STARTING

MissAlien: our friends look so dead 😞

MissAlien: except for aoyama he is absolutely killing it

MissAlien: ik i cant see hagakure but i just know she’s devastated

rocky: where’d their rachel berry moment go 😔

MissAlien: kiri they were instructed to sway in the spot

MissAlien: rachel berry where?

MissAlien: omg WHY DID THEY HAVE TO PICK DEMI LOVATO

The Dark Lord: Didn’t she sing to a ghost

Shoto. T: You can do that?

The Dark Lord: Yes

MissAlien: guys shoji looks like he’s regretting every life decision he made

Iida: That’s probably because he is

A Certain Pokémon: we are praying for you shoji

🐸 : amen

MissAlien: @Mother Mother Superiority why can’t you be here 😞

Mother Mother Superiority: even if i was i will NEVER participate in anything related to glee

Mother Mother Superiority: i’m not singing bieber

rocky: didn’t some guy sing Baby in that one glee episode

Cake Man: SAM EVANS

rocky: YES HIM

🐸 : oh my god sam

🐸 : trouty mouth

urara: that nickname itself is a violation

Tapey Tape: A crime

Tapey Tape: Sam’s been through it

Sleep Deprived Purple: You didn’t watch glee properly if you didn’t hate every character at one point

A Certain Pokémon: it’s such a strange show 💀

A Certain Pokémon: same level as community

The Dark Lord: They’re both strange in their own ways

Animal Whisperer: ☺️

MissAlien: i am in significant pain

MissAlien: my ears are screaming

MissAlien: what did i do to deserve this monstrosity

Iida: I’m assuming they moved onto Baby?

MissAlien: yes.

MissAlien: i couldn’t type at first because i was completely mortified

MissAlien: still is but i can move my fingers now

Creaty: Imagine how the other four feels on stage…

MissAlien: three.

MissAlien: aoyama is shining

Tapey Tape: As he fucking should

Cake Man: He is our true star

rocky: literal icon

Mother Mother Superiority: 100% agreement

MissAlien: oh no

MissAlien: n o

MissAlien: HELP ITS ALMOST THE RAP PART

A Certain Pokémon: omg mr. schue moment 😍

MissAlien: ST OP

The Dark Lord: https://youtu.be/gEW89GFaJ1I

The Dark Lord: Condolences

Tapey Tape: NOW WHY WOULD YOU SEND US THAT

Shoto. T: Oh

Bakugod: FUCK

Bakugod: WHY WILL SCHUESTER

🐸 : he’s the true villain of glee and i will stand by that for life

Mother Mother Superiority: s a m e

Mother Mother Superiority: @MissAlien oh you are SUFFERING suffering

Mother Mother Superiority: we love you hang in there <3

MissAlien: god is really testing me rn

MissAlien: …

MissAlien: holy shit

MissAlien: HOLY SHIT

MissAlien: BDJRBSBBDBSBBSV

MissAlien: YALL

MissAlien: OJIRO JUST KNOCKED DOWN AN ANOTHER PERFORMER WITH HIS TAIL

MissAlien: QUITE LITERALLY

rocky: ??WHAT

MissAlien: SO HIS TAIL WAS SWINGING TO THE BEAT

MissAlien: AND IT HIT THIS DUDE NEXT TO HIM

MissAlien: THE DUDE JUST FUCKING COLLAPSED

MissAlien: I AM TRYINH SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH RN

MissAlien: I WOULDNT BE ABLE TO STOP IF I DO

Tapey Tape: BJSJJDBYEUNSJ

Tapey Tape: IS HE OKAY

MissAlien: YEAH HE STOOD UP BUT OJIRO LOOKS SO GUILTY

MissAlien: LOOKING LIKE HES ABOUT TO CRY

urara: NOO

MissAlien: OH

MissAlien: oh the dude’s pretty nice

MissAlien: he’s laughing 💀

MissAlien: NDKJRBDBBSB HAGAKURE IS TRYING SO HARD TO KEEP IT TOGETHER SHES SHAKING

A Certain Pokémon: no because i would fucking lose it

A Certain Pokémon: hagakure STRONG

Cake Man: Same

MissAlien: guys it’s finally ending

MissAlien: the suffering is coming to an end

🐸 : survivor

MissAlien: thank you 😞

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h.t undercover: fuck that episode song

h.t undercover: no i take it back i like cool for the summer

h.t undercover: but fuck bieber and his 2012 song

h.t undercover: fuck the squid game costume

h.t undercover: FUCK GLEE

Hands: I agree

Hands: The only fun part was the guy collapsing

swish swish: STOP

Hands: I’m sorry but it’s true

Twinkling Star: i loved every second of the performance ✨✨

h.t undercover: 🧍

h.t undercover: oh and FUCK MR SCHUE

rocky: 👏👏