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Today was the day, the group was going to binge-watch 'Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse' with all of his friends at Lynx's house. He was especially excited because his friend Ceres was going to be there too. Ceres being there wasn't even that special of a thing either- Epsilon was just excited because Ceres meant a lot to him and he liked hanging out with them. The group requested that he brought speakers to Lynx's place so they could all listen to music too- so he had to stop at Walmart first to get some. As he was driving, he heard his phone ring from the pocket of his yellow oversized sweater that Celeste got him for Christmas last year (that he HATED). When he turned on his phone he saw that Vega was the one calling him

"Weird" He thought. "I don't remember giving that ugly ass fuck my phone number."

When he picked up the phone, he could tell by the tone of Vega's voice that he was going to be an annoyance.

"Heeeey Epsilon!! I have a little favor to ask of yooooouu~" He asked whilst wearing this shit-eating grin on his face. Epsilon just wanted to spit on that brat, however, knowing Vega it would probably just bounce off of him and the spit would land right on Epsilon instead.

"What do you want assface. I'm BUSY right now." Epsilon bitched. He just wanted to get this Walmart trip over with and get over to Lynx's house- not whatever the fuck Mr. Shiteye wants.

"You see, I ate all of the chips yesterday, so little Ceres needs to go to Walmar-" Vega was starting to say, but was immediately cut off by Epsilon

"-I CAN TAKE HIM TO WALMART FOR YOU.. Uh, I guess. It's not like it's a big deal or anything" Epsilon awkwardly sputtered out. Where was this coming from? Was he really that excited to see Ceres?

"That's what I was about to ask you to do for me, we both know that we can't trust Ceres to be alone in a store for OBVIOUS reasons" Vega snarked.

All of a sudden, Vega just hung up on him. He was kinda pissed that he didn't get a "thanks" or anything. He didn't really care about the lack of instructions of how to even *get* Ceres to Walmart or anything; He already knew that Vega would do some crazy shit like teleport them in some random spot near him just to fuck with him. Epsilon looked in the mirror of his car into his back seat to see if Ceres was teleported there, but he couldn't see them anywhere. He just assumed that he would see Ceres once he actually arrives at Walmart. He just keeps driving.

Around 10 minutes later, he arrived. He looked around in his car one more time for Ceres, but to no avail. When he was removed the keys to his car, he looked down to his feet and the breaks of the car.. to see Ceres there! Directly under his feet! However, something was VERY wrong. Ceres was.. crying? Epsilon began to panic. Did Vega scare them? Was it because of where they were teleported? Did something bad happen?

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH EPSILON!!" Ceres screamed. Epsilon quickly moved his feet and lifted Ceres out of the car.

"I'm sorry Ceres, did the dorito head pick on you again? I'll beat the shit out of him if-"


"He WHAT. I'll kill that fucker! Don't worry sweet chicken, we'll get your Pixie Cruiser Pink and Purple RC Remote Control Car Toy For Girls back." Epsilon sighed. He was so filled with rage right now. How COULD Vega do this to them!?

When they entered the Walmart, Ceres immediately ran off. Even though Epsilon was supposed to be watching him, they had different goals in mind. He wanted to get his goddamn speakers first. He made his way to the electronics aisle when he heard a bloodcurdling scream come from the bathroom, specifically the men's restroom. He knew the voice didn't belong to Ceres, however, it sounded really familiar. He decided to go into the restroom and check it out for himself. The closer he got to the bathroom, the more horrifying the screams became. When he finally entered the bathroom.. he saw a man vomiting blood in the sink, but it wasn't just any ordinary man
It was... NEIL CICIEREGA..!?

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"OMGGGGGGGGG NEIL CICIEREGAAAAAAAAA ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜" Epsilon screamed in excitement despite the fact that poor Neil was literally DYING right in front of him.

"H-Hello Epsilon- *coughing noise*" Neil coughed out.

"Y-You know who I am?" Epsilon stuttered. He was quite surprised that his idol knew who he was.

"A-ah no.. not really. The person who did this to me knows. They said that they were coming for-" Neil (Lemon Demon) was saying, but then starting vomiting even more and pissed himself.

"Epsilon.. I know you can make it through this.. after all.. y-you are.. m-my future successor.. that's *coughing noise* right Epsilon.. you ARE the next Lemon Demon.... I hereby hand off this title to you- *dies cutely*"

"NEIL CICEREGA (LEMON DEMON) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Epsilon sobbed. He loved all of Lemon Demon's music, especially his hit album "Spirit Phone"

Epsilon sat back for a second and cried, however dried his tears because Ceres could still possibly walk in and see him like this. He for some reason didn't think about how Ceres could have reacted if they saw a dead body though. After wiping his tears, he looked around for any clues. He wanted to know what could have possibly lead to Neil's miserable death. The poor man died without his family, he died a lonely death (besides the fact that Epsilon was there, he was alone); It was a painful one too. Epsilon concluded that it was poisoning that Neil died from; a very lethal dose of poison. His blood smelled kind of funky too. When he looked in the corner, he saw a bloodstained bag. As he was picking it up, he heard a familiar voice.

"EPSILONNNNNNNNN!! WHERE AARREEEEE YOOOOOOUU!!!" Ceres yelled from some 10-20 yards away.

Epsilon knew he had to hurry. He quickly (somehow) hid the bag in his fur MAGICALLY, washed his hands, and left the bathroom.
"Oh sorry Ceres! I just needed to take a piss" He said
He lied. He hated lying to Ceres so much, but at the same time, it was for their own good.

"Oh ok!- OMG (oh em gee) ITS MY PIXIE CRUISER PINK AND PURPLE RC REMOTE CONTROL CAR TOY FOR GIRLS" Ceres screamed excitedly and ran after it. Epsilon ran right after him.

They ran for around 5 minutes chasing around Ceres's Pixie Cruiser Pink and Purple RC Remote Control Car Toy For Girls, and when they finally retrieved it Ceres let out a sigh of relief.

"Thankies Epsilon! Now do you wanna go get the snacks and your thing you needed?" Ceres cheerfully said.

"Sure, wanna prank the customers while we're at it? It'll be fuuuuuuuuunnn~" Epsilon smirked

"FUCK YEAH!!" Ceres yelled.


The duo left Walmart, well actually they got kicked out but hey! they got their snacks and speakers. Ceres got the chips that they were told to get and around $86 dollars worth of Gummy Worms, along with a full cart full of SPECIFICALLY White Classic Wonder Bread. Meanwhile, Epsilon bought the speakers along with some batteries for it (some extra for a snack on the way to Lynx's house of course). They both got in the car and started driving over to Lynx's place. Epsilon then wondered what he was going to do with the bloody bag he snagged from Neil's corpse. He already reported the body to authorities, but for some reason they let him investigate him since he's not human. Suddenly, Ceres interrupted his train of thought.

"Hey Epsilon?"

"What is it, goatboy." Epsilon questioned him back.

"I love you"

"..I love you too?" Epsilon didn't quite understand what those words meant, but yet he found himself saying them anyways. It's like they just flew out of his mouth; all he knew is that he meant it. Him saying these strange words seemed to make Ceres really happy, they looked almost blissful. Ceres looked so happy that Epsilon thought the sight would kill him. He wants Ceres to be as happy as possible and seeing them this happy made his heart melt.

"I love you too Ceres."

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The duo was almost at Lynx's house now. Ceres was in the passenger seat cuddling their Pixie Cruiser Pink and Purple RC Remote Control Car Toy For Girls while eating some of his gummy worms while Epsilon was thinking pretty hard about what went down in the Walmart bathroom. He recalled that Neil said something about "someone coming for-". To be honest he was completely fine with Neil's murderer killing him too. As long as they didn't hurt Ceres-


"Sure, hand it over to me."

As Ceres handed him a gummy worm, he felt their square land linger on his for a minute. He wasn't sure why, but it felt really nice. He hoped that he could do it again one day. Epsilon ate his gummy worm and continued driving. He couldn't help but notice that Ceres was acting a little strange today. He thought nothing of it and continued driving.

When they arrived, they got out of the car and knocked on the door. When they knocked they heard some screaming and yelling. The duo knew not to worry because that was fairly normal in this house. When the door finally opened, a smaller yet blue grox greeted them.

"Heyyya Fluffy!!~" Epsilon teased

"I-I told you not to call me that!" She whined

"Anyways come in." She slowly moved out of the way and awkwardly stood in the corner like A FUCKIN LOSER :sunglasses: . Epsilon took a moment to take in the sight he had walked in on. Lynx was screaming like a little girl as a vacuum was chasing them. Their other friend Bingable sat back and just watched the scene play out while eating popcorn. Bingable then looked over at Epsilon and Ceres.

"Hey" Bingable VERY COOLY (swagly) said

"OMG HEYYYYYY" Ceres greeted mew and jumped onto mew and gave mew a hug. Bingable seemed to really like the hug because mew hugged back.
Suddenly, another scream ripped out from the living room.

"Ohh nooo.. Not Kaelyn tooooo.. that's so unswag" Bingable sighed

"Kaelyn.. too?" Epsilon facepalmed. "Just what happened this time."

When the duo walked in, the sight in front of them was certainly something. Albert was beating the shit out of Kaelyn with a fucking pillow as he was screeching like a dumbass.




"Ok bitch" Albert stopped after that

"WE BROUGHT AROUND $80 DOLLARS WORTH OF GUMMY WORMS AND CHIPS!!!" Ceres yelled, ignoring the situation.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GIMMIE" The rest of them screeched and pounced on Ceres and started fighting over them

"Uh ex-fuckin-cuse me but can we watch barbie noooowww!? I've been waiting ALL DAY for this" Epsilon bitched at the gang.

"OK UWUZ" Albert said and put on Barbie as Kaelyn and Bingable went to save Lynx from the Vacuum.


A few hours later, they end up doing something else entirely. They are now seeing how many gummy worms can fit inside of the vacuum that chased Lynx a few minutes ago. Lynx took out a marker.

"Hey Bingable" He said

"What" Bingable responded, she seemed pretty interested in what Lynx was doing.

Suddenly, he drew a circle on the front of the vacuum.

"When the vacuum is sus! colon-jay-oh-y-underscore-ck-ah-t-colon"

"Man" Bingable said

Suddenly, the window broke.. and someone jumped through it.. and that someone was.. JAYSTATION!? AS IN IMJAYSTATION?