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I'm On A Boat!

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Oh man, get your armies ready
I'm about to come back
Everybody in the place grab an oar
And let's head towards the shore
I'm running this, let's go.

I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me
Cause I'm living on a boat
I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look
I'm alive and gonna gloat.

I'm on a boat with my ladies, take a look at me
Just living on the boat, that's the way to be.
Chilling with Aviendha, the dedicated spear
Everybody thinks I'm dead, but I'm on this boat here.

And I'm chilling with Elayne, she's the lion sword
There's a new morning coming, and I'm the Morning's Lord.
My wound is all gone but I've got my tattoos
I'm gonna go back, tell the Dark One He's in for bad news.

And I'm chilling out with Min, she who sees beyond
We're just on a boat hanging out in this big old pond.
This ain't Tel'Aran'Rhiod, this as real as it gets
I'm on a boat, all you Darkfriends, and I'm not dead yet.

I'm on a boat and there's a big pyre and
I'm gonna beat the Dark One with my new master plan.
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Pendragon
I'll come back to get Darkfriends' spirits saggin'.

Light! Man, I'm on a boat, all you Darkfriends.
Light! No more changing your names, stupid Darkfriends.
I'm on a boat with my dames, silly Darkfriends.
Beat you at your own games, all you Darkfriends!

Kari, if you could see me now
Arms got dragons but I won't say Ow
Gonna come back and save the world somehow
Just like Artur Hawkwing, anything is possible.

Yeah, never thought I'd come from the dead
But it's not going to my head
Creator, look at me.
I'm telling you it's not a joke
I'm not your normal kind of bloke
But please don't ask what I did with those Sea Folk.