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Fuck Jesus

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It was the night after the last dinner thing, Judas stayed a bit more with Jesus.

They had sex

“Yknow you suck at sex? well your sex is so bad, imma report ya to the popo” said Judas.

the next day he went to roman people whatever and talked about Jesus’s god complex and awful sex. The romance romans thought this was awful and so they decided to crucify Jesus.

In a few hours Jesus was on the verge of death and the last thing he heard was all the people in the mountain thing saying ‘Fuck Jesus’. sad.